Zootopia Thread: Dank memes Edition
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Thematic Thursday: http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720 (Closes Thu 14/7/16 00:01 GMT)
(Less than 6 hours to vote)
>>4081716
>4081716
bad joke, bit like your life, faggot
Don't mind me,just posting best bune.
>>4081763
>>4081597
reminder that all foxes are scum and should be purged or ignored
>>4081778
We really do need depictions of him that don't send everyone into rage.
>>4081732
what joke
it's just an image of an elastic bun butt getting plowed
>>4081785
But she's cute.
>>4081765
Get out of here Jude
>>4081781
hurr durr pixar
always use good advice even if it is given by a drunken bum
>>4081793
I really like this one.
>>4081816
I can't believe Remmy is dying of cancer.
Hey /zoot/ how was your day? Hope it was good, or at least adequate. Did you do annything neat?
>>4081735
Oh neat, 2 of my pictures, kind've
>fucing
aw fuck.
>>4081778
>still has fangs
>>4081793
What did you think of him in Swine and Dine?
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7452559
>>4081871
I'll give it a read when I get back.
>>4081816
>>4081833
Happy things in warm lighting is my fetish.
>>4081853
>Did you do annything neat?
About to. I really need to finish the next part of my fic.
>>4081862
Thats because he's Judy's and Nick's son
>>4081820
Crazy how much of this is aligns with what Comic suggests.
>>4081808
that how they get you anon
>>4081849
I take it that his eyebrows are too powerful to be defeated by chemo?
>>4081793
>>4081849
Pffft that's not cancer, Betty decided he needed a clean shave.
>>4081921
Worse.
His eyebrows are in fact two tumors.
That's why they're so big.
>>4081905
I actually like this take on him, but if Jack is an international man of mystery extraordinaire, what of Nick and Judy's little vixen?
>>4081947
She can grow up to be anything she wants.
>>4081862
pic related source?
>>4081853
Retail is the punishment of a angry God for a Sinful world
>>4081813
I have no idea what you mean. I'm not Jude. I'm not gay either, but if Nick wanted to go out for dinner I wouldn't say no.
>>4081947
she's the villain
>>4081975
They actually absolutely love eachother, it's just repeated escalating incidents of sibling rivalry
>>4081853
I'm so sorry, no one deserves that job. Mr... what's your name again?
>>4081921
>>4081943
>>4081947
I prefer to think of her as a lounge singer. Or maybe a pop star like Gazelle one day.
>>4081992
Why would his sister do that?
>>4081732
fuk u fgt say that about my rabbit ass again ill take u to the knot pusy boi
>Two hours to vote left, anon.
>>4082005
Oh my god, I need a pic/fic of this. Gazelle getting overjoyed at hearing her sing at a tryout or something..
>>4081965
dunno, saved it from an old thread, if I had to guess i'd say it's from an adaptation of Wind in the Willows, but i'm not sure
>>4082028
>Domestic Abuse has no chance of winning
Shitty poll
>>4081879
Cool, it'd be nice to see opinions.
>>4081925
>>4081953
she's also a pro hustler
Reminder that Ozzy's Mom needs a pinup on a magazine cover.
>>4082028
Fit is losing! Please anonymous lurkers in the thread, vote for fit!
Ignore Avo Posters
>>4082005
Is Nick going to bust his tail again to arrange someone he loves a chance to sing in a lounge club?
>>4082052
>Mice do their morning jogs on brick walls
confirmed
>>4082056
>>4082042
>Wanting domestic abuse to win
What a shitty human being
>>4082085
domestic abuse is busy beating Ron Perlman
>>4081892
What fic is this?
>>4081971
A hell i've been in for too many years. I dont typically even work with customers anymore but i had to cover someone else's shift today.
>>4082001
Goat, nice to meet you mister ... something or other?
>Jude is Judy's identical twin
>He decides to visit Judy in the big city
>Walks from the station too her home
>On his way home a fox in a police officer uniform stops him.
>He talks to Jude as if he knows him
>Jude figures it must be a colleague and tries to explain he is her twin
>The fox mearly laughs and drags him along
>They end up at a bar where they drink some rounds
>Jude is a lightweight and ends up hammered in no time
>When Judy comes home she sees Nick pounding her twin
>Just as he knots the rabbit he sees Judy
>Jack is Nick and Judy's adopted teenage son
>Has fox sister, idk- Rosie? also adopted, also teen
>When Nick and Judy aren't at home, Rosie's totally dominating Jack
>One day wants him to dom her
>He's too much of a fukboi
>She gets him into it with some roleplay
>Jack Wilde becomes Jack Savage
>Wild sex ensues, and by the end she accidentally claws his face
>They both think it looks 'Savage' and she gets him to put stripes on his face
>Nick and Judy think the stripes are a political statement on pred-prey identification
y/n?
>>4081914
>>4082052
NEVER TRUST A FOX
>>4082009
why not? i'd rather see them competing to solve cases or recover the mcguffin in a lighthearted Lupin/Fujiko kinda way than be outright enemies
>IN B4 SOMEONE MENTIONS INCEST
So, do we ever see any Bugburga in the background in the movie? I havent seen any hints as to its existence.
>>4082068
>mfw cyberpunk actually spiked after this post
>Cyberpunk has 9% of the votes
YEH BOIIIII
>>4082108
>What fic is this?
Kit's in the cradle. Did revisions and started chapter 2 over the past couple days. Gonna work on it some more.
>>4082012
>>4081521
Now I can't help but think of like, betty's disgust at shep being with bellwether after the scandal, and also the shit remmy would run into after thinking he was becoming okay with them and then bellwether pulling all her shit and everyone but ozzy just glares at him
>>4082068
gib link.
>>4082079
Thirded
>>4082167
>Betty collars Remmy one day as he's heading back to his apartment.
>"Yo lambchop. My brother's having a welcome home party for his wife and wants me to come."
>"What's that got to do with me?"
>"I gotta bring a plus one, and she's a sheep. I figure you'd be the one she'd be most likely to get on with."
>>4082095
The neighbors are calling the police
>Swinton kissing a baby
>>4081953
Rapeable Rosie
Ravaged Rosie
>>4082231
The long con has paid off
>>4082231
...
I am okay with this.
>>4082167
>The lump in the roof of Shep's subcompact from the years of straining to contain his mountain of a frame.
>>4082207
>Betty collars Remmy
I'm already into it.
>>4082112
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10716720
Make moar!
>>4082249
>they come banging at Ozzy's door.
Wow, what the fuck is up with my brain today?
>>4082116
>>4082116
adorkable AND lewd?
What the fucking shitty fuck is going on in this thread??!!!
>>4082272
Would you?
>>4082108
Wait is your artist handle actually goat? I really can't remember your name, I haven't been here very long.
>>4082568
yes, I would definitely feed those vegetables to that bunbun
>>4082568
Yes. Duh.
>>4082568
you can barely make a soup out off that one. this rabbit gives you a feast
Does anyone have a good, clean, and colored reference image for Jack that includes the whole head plus ears?
I would just use >>4081778 but it needs to be looking forward.
>>4082568
Food the Jude.
Do it Stewed.
>>4082528
fuck off, shitposting faggot
>>4082589
Dem dewlaps
>>4082085
I actually had a really good fic idea for Domestic Abuse.
>>4082609
This is his original concept image.
Maybe it's helpful?
>>4082165
You fucked up my file name
Would mimigas fit into Zootopia?
>>4082629
Here you go.
>>4082624
Oh,anon...
>>4082249
everyone but ozzy I said
I can't imagine ozzy particularly caring
>>4082631
It's helpful if I bothered to get off my ass and draw it myself, which is probably what's going to have to happen.
Also, holy shit. I didn't know he was an official concept. I thought he was just some fetish meme.
what draw?
So is there an official flag for zootopia anywhere in the movie?
>>4082720
Nick and Judy annoyed waiting at a drivethru.
>>4082686
I had a different tack, but the same sort of feel.
>>4082720
Carrot Souls
>>4082720
Ozzy's Mom
>>4082720
draw nick with a horsecock
having sex with judy
but the cock is so long it goes straight through her and he's cumming inside his mom's mouth who is kissing a Judy misshapen but perfectly fine thanks to furry physics
Now that I've finished listening to ComicAnon's critique finally, I'll shill the first draft of House of Memories once more
http://pastebin.com/ZJmpCCuH
Jack Savage invites Judy Hopps for dinner at his place.
Things happen.
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/house-of-memories
Comic's critique is here if you prefer listening. He brings up a lot of good points about the general flow of the story.
Enjoy?
>>4082717
Nope, Savage was a Bond-esque protag for a while.
>>4082720
Nick finds out that Judy actually knows magic, but has just kept it on the down low.
>>4082584
It's Gud.
>>4082231
>not dropping a popsicle down the cleavage to watch her reach for it
>not having Swinton reflexively suck it in an inappropriate way because it's been between her tits
>no Mr. Stevens panicking in the background
Did Weaver ever address why Remmy is on pack street?
>>4082818
It's cheap and Remmy's broke.
>>4082818
cheap place to rent a room
>>4082802
So
Twitchy Judy in the same style when?
>>4082818
rent is cheap, what other reason would he need?
>>4082818
yes, in his first appearance
>>4082167
>>4082207
>Betty crushing a beer in silent rage as she gets the invitation, knowing full well of bellwether's deeds
>before a lightbulb goes on above her head and she grins deviously
>hours later, she walks into the party and the dew attendees go quiet at the sight
>she walks in with a shaved sheep, trembling and blushing as she leads him in on a leash
>looks at shep
>''Heard you got yourself a sheep, I got one too'' as she yanks him to her side with an ''eep''
>>4082759
I'm not usually a fan of drama, but I enjoyed it.
That bit at the end kind of broke my heart a bit, with Judy calling out. Poor bunbun.
>>4082855
keep going please
We need more femdom.
>>4082855
moar please I am so hungry for it
>>4082836
Tomorrow when i'm back from work and remember your request.
>>4082720
Civet in a baggy hoodie
Guys
What if Jack
Was actually a serial killer that thinks he's a secret agent
Or he's a secret agent even from himself and he's controlled by a nefarious group and his real name is Alex Lepson
>>4082720
Bucky and Pronk being sexy
>>4082875
>That bit at the end kind of broke my heart a bit, with Judy calling out. Poor bunbun.
One of the big things I plan is to expand on that a bit more, make it a bit more sweet than bitter.
But yes a little bit heartbreaking was the goal.
>>4082587
You shouldn't feed much carrots to bunnies anon.
>>4082907
what if your ass orbits my dick
>>4082921
>>4082902
>>4082720
More zoosonas lead to more world building!
>>4082855
>dew attendees
Well now we know what Shep does for a living, he works for a soft drinks company.
>>4082952
How many do we have at this point
>>4082973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0
Obligatory
>>4082954
Meant to say few, sorry
>>4082932
Oh yeah I wasn't complaining, and it was still sweet, what with him comforting her.
It's just nice to see the ramifications of the whole mess aren't gone immediately.
It's... it's like I want to see them broken so I can see them help each other mend.
>>4082907
>Not Alex Lapine or Alex Lopson
it's shit
>>4082976
Beats me. I'm still pretty tickled with my TundraTown lion, though. I need to shape him out a little more, give him some background.
based nobby
>>4082976
>>4082973
>>4082952
>>4083005
It's a bunpun from lepus (hare)
THE NUMBERS LEPSON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>4082998
>It's... it's like I want to see them broken so I can see them help each other mend.
Hopefully that's what I'll tackle when I rewrite the ending. A focus on what comic called the "new normal" and the sort of routine Nick falls into in calming her during her episodes or whatever you might call them.
>>4083012
How about you write a short greentext about him for the upcoming Thematic Thursday, anon?
>>4082741
>>4082976
Rock here. I rolled a Jackal. I'm fleshing out the world the best I can with him.
>>4083055
>not signed
How would you fix this to make it look less like utter shit?
>>4083049
That's actually a pretty novel idea! I'll definitely give that a shot... So long as I can make the theme fit.
Speaking of which, has the poll ended, or is there still a few more hours to go?
>>4083077
burn it
>>4082995
Don't worry, I just found it a fun image.
But yeah, the idea of Betty bringing Shep to be her date just to piss off Bellwether sounds amazing.
Especially if it's the same night as this one. Remmy cheekily asking for a bit of the meat.
>>4083069
I don't sign alot of stuff...
here.
>>4083055
I love it! Thanks!
>>4083095
Sign all of your stuff so I can actually recognize it, dummy.
>>4083077
There
odds, draw
evens, sleep
>>4083134
like you had a choice
>>4083124
So artistic, such finesse.
Are they the same person,/ztg/?
>>4083191
the one on the right has subtle tits, so not really
>>4083191
Kid's name is Bobby Catmull if I'm not mistaken. The reporter on the other hand, is female.
>>4083134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmorTLq9_s
I was lurking around, turns out Japan also rolled with JHT apparently
>>4083134
of to bed with you
>>4083012
I'm still tickled that I rolled civets which live in africa, and rolled tundratown
>>4082568
Drink that tequila? Probably.
>>4083229
what? seriously? can you give links?
>>4083191
Why were the cat kids in the play the same size as kid Judy? There are no domesticated cats in Zootopia, so wouldn't a kid lion or tiger be the same size as the adults?
The answer is probably just a matter of when the scene happened. They didn't show the audience the size differences between mammals properly until later. Like the kid elephant in the ice cream parlour, who's bigger than Nick and Judy.
Still, it'd be nice if there were an explanation.
>>4083279
can't read moon, but it looks like it
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57851287
>>4083249
Welcome to the housing crisis club then, anon. Where did you end up in TundraTown?
>>4082902
>>4083326
and that's it, i'll keep an eye out, see if I find something else
>>4083229
JHT?
>>4083326
Is this hardcore BDSM porn?
Alright, for the new thread: if you could go on a historical tour of Zootopia, where would you like it to be?
>>4083361
July Hopps Timeline; dead judy AU
>>4083361
July Hopps Timeline. It's a really unhelpful acronym.
>>4083392
Bleh, alright thanks for the info.
>>4083402
it is if your IQ is below 80
>>4083365
don't make me crave shit that I can't find anon
>>4083432
How much more hardcore do you want?
>>4083373
Place of ratification the first peace treaty between preds and preys
>>4083077
How much time is left for TT polling?
>>4083482
We dumping Greens?
>>4083373
A big ol' battlefield.
>>4083477
as long as you don't draw any blood during the session i'm good
>>4083507
Just over two hours left I believe
>>4083531
I'm game.
Have a rare one, on the house
>>4083507
Like 2 hours.
>>4083465
>mfw lucked out and got Drift street with a lovely small flat on the hill
>great polar strait view
>chilly morning breeze is a killer and is sometimes strong enough to rattle the windows
>still wouldn't want to live anywhere else
>>4083531
the doctor says you need your greens
>>4083537
So pain is fine as long as blood isn't drawn?
>two hours into charity ball and chill and mayoral candidate Canidae gives you this look
>>4083541
>>4083482
>The loud hit Marty straight between the eyes
>>4083571
well THAT'S new.
>>4083587
Hit him right between the eyes!
>>4083576
Oh, I really enjoyed that one.
>>4083507
1 hour 10 minutes
>>4083621
>>4083617
I loved the theme, the world needs more scentplay!
>>4083636
>>4083571
>Both Mayoral candidates are chubby older women with a lewd streak
WHOEVER WINS
WE WIN
>>4083647
>>4083566
hey, as long as the safeword or sign isn't used, and your partner isn't in danger or risk of injury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZTEhSn8QSM
I'm kind of sad this idea never went much of anywhere.
>>4083675
>>4083621
>The next day
Hey guys, I'm the Dressed Down author. I'm sorry you guys didn't like my ending. However I'm adopting >>4080952 as an alternate canon ending because I was impressed with how sweet it was.
I hope to write some less shit-tastic greentext toasts for you all very soon!
>>4083704
>gideon's boxers have pie on them
what a faggot.
>>4083690
Kek
>>4083653
Lewd? Swinton is completely innocent!
She still doesn't think there's anything wrong with Carrot Pop. She has the "I took the Knot" T-shirt and wears it to interviews.
>>4083723
my fault for getting invested into it in the first place, just take this as practice, don't drive yourself into a corner
Anons, drawfag in training asking for advice. I want to draw Susu (pic related). The species will almost certainly be fox, but for her other characteristics (clothes, style) I don't know what to do. Some suggestions?
>>4083723
>no "glad you enjoyed it"
boo get off stage
>>4083764
Why not ask her what she looks like?
>>4083755
So here's what I don't get
Weaver's drawing of Ozzy with an "I took the knot" shirt is titled "Ozzy stole one of Bunanon's shirts"
But the original post shows Bunanon holding a sign, it even talks about stickers
Which means either there's a continuity error here, or she has a sign and a shirt.
>>4083796
Canidae sounds like whatever you want baby.
>>4083723
I liked the majority of that greentext (except some already more than discussed parts). Eagerly awaiting other stories!
>>4083723
You have no power here anymore, you quitter
>>4083764
Is she a pants, skirt, dress or shorts girl?
start there
>>4083797
She also has a sign. That's her holding her prized LP of the song by Carrot Pop.
She's blushing because Red just told her what a knot is.
>>4083797
The sign was something spur-of-the-moment, but Red surprised and embarrassed her by having a shirt made.
>>4083755
She's very proud of that "I took the Knot" t-shirt. After all, it was given to her by the scout master of Zootopia's first all-pred Junior Ranger troop. It's just one more token of trust from an underrepresented minority that proves how dedicated she is to serve ALL the citizen of Zootopia.
>>4083723
He has spoken
>>4083813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
>>4083764
I suggest you learn to read - Susu is the Twitter handle of the person who asked the question, not Nicks romantic interest.
Also, show me examples of your work so I can feed. You (yous)
>>4083764
Well, maybe she likes tiramisu and Supertramp?
So give her a Supertramp concert shirt and have her eating tiramisu.
![Dressed Down - July x Chief Wilde [NoGraphic].png](https://i.imgur.com/9ALOA0e.jpg "Dressed Down - July x Chief Wilde [NoGraphic].png")
>>4083845
FUCK
I forgot the updated cap.
There goes my dramatic post.
>>4083797
Red went all out for his bun bun, got her signs, shirts, banners, stickers, buttons. He even had a buddy of his fly around with an airplane banner near bun's burrow.
>>4083675
Sign it
Draw more
Continue drawing more while signing
It's great, I'd love to see more of it
>>4083797
Hey, anon who made that shirt edit here.
I simply just snagged the text and rainbow from the sign and rearranged it onto his shirt.
No deeper meaning to it, just having a chuckle.
>>4083465
>>4083550
Not too shabby, you've got a nice valley view to boot. I'm over at Snowball drive. Quiet, suburban neighborhood. Spacious house, and pretty much a steal for the lease I landed. Even if blizzards roll through the area on a weekly basis.
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again.
I'm going to do "Lower Class Nick Charms Upper Class Judy" but first, I'd like to tell you about something that happened to me today...
>Be Nate the Writedude.
>Walking back to my apartment complex after finishing up a day at classes.
>See a group of birds in the parking lot.
>Just a bunch of common brown birds that you see everywhere.
>You know the ones.
>Think nothing of it.
>Wait a minute, one of them doesn't look right.
>Please god, please tell me that's just a piece of trash and not a dead bird.
>Walk up to it.
>It's not a dead bird.
>It's still alive.
>Thrashing about on his back, his legs kicking and his wings flapping.
>Maybe he's just gotten himself flipped over and can't get up?
>Cautiously reach down and try to flip him.
>He falls right back on his back and continues to thrash.
>Try again.
>Same result.
>Realize that he hasn't just fallen over.
>He's badly hurt.
>And probably in extreme pain.
>Three other people have walked up behind me to see what's going on.
>One guy speculates that maybe the bird had been hit by a car.
>Seems about right. There's no blood.
>The bird continues to writhe in agony.
>Another guy suggests that maybe someone should kill him. To put him out of his suffering.
>No one else adds to that. Everyone walks away.
>A girl says "That's really depressing!" as she does.
>Just me again.
>Pick the bird up and cradle him in both hands.
>I can see all the little details of his face.
>His little beak, his tongue, his nostrils.
>His eyes. Very much in pain.
>Have no idea what to do, so I leave him under the shade of a tree.
>Maybe it's just a bird seizure or something? Maybe it'll pass.
>Walk upstairs to my apartment.
>Step outside on the balcony.
>I can still see him under the tree.
>He's still thrashing.
cont.
