HG thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ_3sBZEm0
>>4072793
...Right, sorry.
>she sighs
I was feeling better today, and then my worries came back to press on my conscience.
But whatever. I have to keep going no matter what.
>>4072791
More stable? Me...?
That's flattering, thank you.
How have you been?
>>4072777
...Never heard of one.
>she shrugs
You looked like a trash can to me.
>>4072780
Do I look like someone that would?
>>4072798
...Are you insulting me?
>>4072800
What, do I have to act like an axe murderer the moment I see you?
No, I'm not gonna try to kill you.
>>4072772
Oh, a chainsaw~.
Really effective as a weapon.
>>4072805
Hmh. I don't like it.
>>4072842
...Urotsuki is my name.
Claimed by the SOS Bridgade
>>4072753
Yes!
>she grabs the man's hand and leads him inside the bathroom to a very wirey and techno sink
its a pretty thing ain't it?
>>4072757
What's your name? I'm Ginger a mechanic.
>>4072770
>slight despair appears on her face
K-kill me? You don't have to d-do that!
>>4072780
When I get my shop up, alright?
>>4072793
No where, I was trying to find a place with loads of people so I can sell my stuff, and low and behold this place appears. That and I got lost.
>>4072798
When you built a house.
>>4072859
Oh shit, that's hot as fuck. I bet you slay walkers left and right with that thing.
![[Anime] Reigen (190).png](https://i.imgur.com/q7g24Hk.png "[Anime] Reigen (190).png")
>>4072860
SOS Bridgade?
Care to explain that, little girl?
>>4072862
>He gives the sink an empty, cautious stare.
...Improved?
What exactly did you do...?
>>4072859
Why not? I think it makes me look good! Approachable even!
>>4072829
S-stop it! You're makin' it look like I cut myself on purpose!
>>4072842
I might have to if you get ahead of yourself.
How old are you? I need to know this so I can prove I'm older and assert my dominance.
>>4072847
>the zipper doesn't budge
You're gonna have to cut your arm off, Sock. It's the only way!
>rapes
>>4072881
That's exactly what i'm going to tell dad too.
>>4072820
>People seemed to like my use of Sei & Reiji, though I thought it was a bit too much for me.
>>4072842
>>4072862
...Huh. Well, that's...convenient. What's your stock?
>>4072859
Hey, I didn't mean to offend...anything I can help with?
>>4072849
Soooo you're the best plumbers in the universe?
Cool, you wanna handle all my plumbing then?
>>4072857
Seth retained his cornflake prize belt with 3-2 by winning in his games twice.
Are you surprised, fella? I sure as hell aint.
>>4072879
Save the world by Overloading it with fun Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade!
I CLAIM THIS THREAD, IN THE NAME OF THE DALEK MASTER RACE!
YOU WILL ALL OBEY THE DALEKS!
>>4072859
THE DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME BEINGS! WE WILL CONQUER THIS REALM! THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL BELONG TO THE DALEKS!
>>4072859
You are welcome. I..
Ugh. Sometimes I miss not caring.
>>4072881
>Stocking takes off her Stocking and morphs it into a sword
IF YOU DON'T, I'LL RIP IT TO FUCKING SHREADS!
>>4072835
Good, good.
Always better to make friends than erase people.
Except for when it isn't but I digress.
Anything you want to know about me? I've given you quite the interrogation, and I wouldn't feel right just being an asshole.
Even though I sorta am, normally.
>>4072842
>>4072862
I need to build a fucking house now!?
How the fuck do you people make any sales when you need people to build houses to even buy anything!?
>>4072859
Not unless you want me to be, kid.
So, what's your deal?
>>4072881
Coke-kun, are you bullying a little girl to try and raise your self-esteem again?
>>4072859
Дa, I get it. You don't have to be so rude about it. My name is Ivan Braginsky, also know as Russia. What is your name?
>>4072862
Alright then, пoдcoлнeчник. I will wait until then!
>>4072813
Ah! Hello again, Brian! I forgot who you were for a second!
>>4072859
Huh... Well sorry for thinking you would, I guess I really don't want to die today...
![[Anime] Reigen (165).png](https://i.imgur.com/c6i1zgz.png "[Anime] Reigen (165).png")
>>4072896
Is that some sort of high school club? What exactly do you do in this save the world club?
>>4072889
Of course I'm not surprised, you lost to Zack Ryder.
I mean, not to say Zack's a bad wrestler, but please.
>>4072903
All that Vodka can't be great for the memory, eh Ivan?
>>4072860
>>4072897
Whatever. You are claiming something that will die in a matter of hours.
dates are still indefinite
changes and updates will be announced later on
remember the requirements needed to enter
formal black attire
dress nicely
one letter name
those with the same first letters will be put number identification
thank you
>>4072860
THIS SIMULATOR OWNS TO THE DALEKS!
SURRENDER NOW, OR YOU WILL BE
EXTERMMMINATED!
>>4072920
Belongs* to the Daleks.
fuc I want to cave Wiggin's face in.
>>4072917
Heт, vodka is the best cure for memory loss!
>>4072919
no one cares
>>4072919
I might have an issue with classy, but I'm pretty sure I can pull off different.
>>4072944
wew lad
>>4072919
Oh hey how bout that shit
>>4072885
Well I'm gonna tell him your gay!
>>4072901
DO IT! I DON'T BUY IT AT ALL!
>>4072902
In what way does this look like that?
>>4072918
And such is the nature of mysteries. To exist one moment and disappear in the next! Therefore we must claim everything so we may investigate it for our cause!
>>4072920
The Daleks? What kind of club are you guys, anyway? Sounds something a bunch of slow first years would make.
>>4072915
Atleast Vince gave me the day off afterwards. Went to Disneylands with Becky and some other lads and lasses. Good fun, fella.
But I still don't trust Mickey Mouse. Telling you that I still think he's a Nazi coverup.
>>4072902
Eh, 'least you're not bragging and calling everyone vermin. Well, for one, I aint got your own name just yet, I'm pretty sure.
>>4072919
For what?
>>4072881
...Maybe just the hair.
>>4072874
It can kill anything that stands on two legs. Including you. And bigger things more often than not.
>>4072886
No, that reaction was... maybe a bit cold.
It's just a cycle of mood. Up and down, up and down.
I have to deal with it.
>>4072897
...You're too loud and annoying.
>>4072900
Something bad happened then, I take it.
>>4072902
Just call me Urotsuki then.
My deal? My deal is that I want to be here, and I am.
>>4072903
Urotsuki is mine.
You're one of those countries...
Like America.
>>4072904
I don't really care enough to.
>>4072879
It will never be broken agai- holy Molly look at the time, sorry I need to go!
>>4072881
18, soon I'll be 19, bu- oh I need to go, sorry.
>>4072886
Mechanism and, oh I need to start setting it up now, or tomorrow will be an off day for me, gotta go, ta-ta!
>>4072902
Sorry! Terraria wasn't that goo- oh I need to go set the shop now, sorry again.
>>4072919
...?
>>4072918
SUCH IS WITH ALL INFERIOR TECHNOLOGY.
>>4072931
MY VOICE CALIBRATOR IS IMPAIRED, I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE.
>>4072954
THE DALEKS ARE THE MASTER RACE!
>>4072968
AND YOU ARE IGNORANT AND WEAK.
>>4072966
hint: pic related
By this post you'll know who I am already
![[Manga] Reigen (166).png](https://i.imgur.com/tQRDJDv.png "[Manga] Reigen (166).png")
>>4072971
.....Right.
I'll see you next time, then.
>>4072956
I'm telling you, just boot Mickey in the face and it'll all be revealed.
But be sure to do it in front of everyone. They all need to see the ruse for what it actually is.
>>4072940
Once drunk enough, you remember what you blacked out the night before?
>>4072938
Fite me irl
>>4072951
>Stocking goes fucking Ham on souders Jump suit, tearing it to fucking shreads
>Her hand pops out, and so does her plush
I told you I would, Soudur.
>>4072982
I have no idea
You guys all suck
I'm going to host a game in 10 minutes
>>4072980
Mhm, a roleplaying club, huh? You guys seem to be at the top of your game, I guess. If any one of you is discovered to be an actual alien, please contact me immediately so we can remove it from your premises.
>>4072968
...Yes, I am like America. Except I am more responsible than he is. I assume you've already met him?
He's not very bright, is he?
>>4072991
I blacked out? But I was doing a drinking competition with Fyxe... What happened?
>>4072968
Eeh, it's no biggie. Sure, deal, but...not necessarily solo.
>>4072971
...Hm. Sure thing, be seeing you.
>>4072985
Since when are you giving me advice that isn't harmful for me? Is this to get back at me when I told you that hugging a porcupine isn't painful at all?
>>4072980
>>4072887
Hey wait a minute, don't ignore my plumbing question.
There's a lot a people that could use a good plumber in their lives. Not like you have anything else to live for with that kind of robot body.
>>4072968
You would be correct. Oddly enough, it has to deal with the one friend I thought I would not care for.
>>4072919
This is about as nice as I can dress up.
>>4072954
Why not try to claim something more permanent?
>>4072980
Then I do not see the point in you doing this.
>>4072998
Glad something was useful.
>>4072968
Ah, is something wrong today?
>>4072998
Thaaaaanks
>>4073002
You did? I was trying to figure out what you meant by best cure for memory loss.
>>4072968
I could've sworn I told you by now that my black hair needed to change. It made me look like some kinda nerd.
>>4072971
...
I'm older than you...definitely older than you...When you come back I'll make sure to assert my dominance.
>>4072951
Well, you've trapped a girl's hand in your pants, and she sounds mad.
What the fuck do you think this looks like?
>>4072958
Vermin?
I mean, I'm probably superior to the majority of you, but I've been put down in way too many stupid ways in this arena to call anyone vermin.
Name's Anchorage, undead cyborg demon boat...
Thing.
>>4072968
More power to you then, Urotsuki.
You a good fighter, or are you just one of the coattail riders?
>>4072971
Uhhhhh...
Later, I guess.
>>4072994
two more including this
>>4072844
what is a HG thread?
>>4073009
>>4073013
What? You losers can't do it yourselves?
>>4073024
>MIB game
OH FUCK YES
>>4073006
I dunno what you're talking about Sheamus, I gotta thank you for that actually.
That porcupine and I had a good talk, his name's Chandler, and he's the one that gave me the idea to put Jericho on a pile of thumbtacks.
Porcupines are smart I tell you.
>>4073013
N-No, I didn't black out! I thought you said I blacked out and-- Argh! I'm confused...
>>4073025
Hunger Games! It's a simulator that a number of entered characters go through random events till only one survives!
>>4073024
last one
>>4072998
WE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL IN THE SIMULATION.
>>4073001
I AM A DALEK! I AM A DALEK!
>>4073007
WE WILL NOT FIX YOUR PLUMBING!
THE DALEKS ARE THE ULTIMATE WARRIORS!
NOT YOUR MAIDS!
>>4073009
YOUR PUNY MIND CANNOT POSSIBLY COMPREHEND OUR ACTIONS.
>>4073032
...Are you going to let him meet that pet hedgehog you keep in your lockerroom? You know, the one named Kevin because he's fat and prickly?
>>4073019
Well, that's a bit harsh, from what I can tell if there's one thing I've got in excess it's raw power, but...undead? Huh. Thought there was somethin' interestin' about your scent...you're probably up Dharc's ally.
...You meet the most interestin' people here, I swear.
>>4072919
Hm. What was that all about...?
>>4072980
Whatever. Whoever made you should have built a volume dial on you. Seriously....
>>4073002
No. He really isn't...
And he tried to get me to eat an old burger. Out of his pocket.
Honestly, it's disgusting.
>>4073003
And how about you? Are you faring any better?
>>4073009
So what happened then, Rammy?
>>4073012
Nothing you need to worry about. They're my troubles.
>>4073015
...Yeah, sort of.
Plain hair like that is lifeless. That's why I make mine like this.
>>4073019
>she revs her chainsaw
A fighter. Through and through. I don't fear battle.
>>4073028
Nope. I'm in bed. Probably going to pass out after entry.
I do have ~70 non-fatal day/night events written though, and 16 fatal.
>>4073034
Again, I really think the vodka has a lot to do with it.
>>4073031
>tfw will never make Anchorage happy
>>4073049
Warriors? Are you gonna beat me to death with that plunger then? Bet you could do better then that.
Here, hold barbie, if you uh, can.
>>4073051
Kevin's the pork I ate on the 4th of july you idiot.
The hedgehog's Sonic.
>>4073058
Man I can do that in a day
>>4073009
What exactly do you have in mind? We're working on raising club funds to buy video cameras to install in key areas of the city. Kyon keeps telling me that's illegal, so I guess we have to save up a little more for the smaller ones that nobody can really see so we don't get caught.
If that's what you mean when you say permanent, we're working on it!
>>4073049
The Lek? The Lick? Are you are a popsicle brand or something? Can we get a deal going for the summer? If you can supply us with regular shipments of alien ice bars for 10% of the retail price, we're in business. We might forget to give you the money sometimes but think of it as your contribution to saving the world.
>>4073064
>A distant voice cries out
GOTTA GO FAST
>>4073068
I did do that in a day
>>4072911
>I missed this shit
Make it so we don't all kill ourselves of boredom!
That is all for now.
>>4073064
...That's a video game character, you idi -
>Sheamus is suddenly attacked by.. A FUCKING FRIDGE WITH TENTACLES THAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT CONSUMES HIM
>It will take atleast two hours for him to get out of it's body
>>4073024
>>4073037
THIS ORGANIZATION IS LAUGHABLE.
YOU HUMANS ARE INCAPABLE PROTECTING YOUR TINY PLANET WITHOUT THE HELP OF THE DOCTOR.
>>4073056
WE ARE PERFECT!
>>4073070
DA-LEK! DA-LEK!
I AM A DAAAAAAALEEEK!
>>4072919
>>4073024
>>4073031
>Fucking neat
>>4073056
>She forces a smile
...I'm managing. Right now I'm trying to hatch a little plan to get in to contact with, ahem, a certain someone. Also hoping that that bit of oversleeping I did the other day hasn't ruined my sleep schedule...not that I had one anyways.
>>4073056
I know, right? He isn't the smartest of people, yet all of us put up with his antics...
>He pulls out a bottle of vodka and sips it.
Honestly, I'm suprised you don't hate him. Or you do, and you just don't show it.
>>4073058
But vodka can solve any problem!
>>4073059
I-It's not MiB...?
Please tell me it's MiB games.
>>4073053
Dharc?
I'm expecting that to be a shitty pun, and have him use dark magic.
Am I mistaken?
>>4073056
I dunno how well a big ass chainsaw will do you in the arena, but I suppose I'm not one to talk.
>>4073079
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHSSS
![[Anime] Reigen (104).png](https://i.imgur.com/afqEIKw.jpg "[Anime] Reigen (104).png")
>>4073078
How exactly do you go about doing that? I'm just curious is all.
>>4073028
Only when no one else can or want to. Now be useful once in your life.
>>4073049
I do not want to if you find use in wasteful things.
>>4073056
It is concerning Subaru. It seems that he is upset because of the actions of one man. It is a very far departure of what he is usually like.
>>4073070
It probably is illegal but who cares? If you never get caught then it is worth it.
>>4073090
I think that's duct tape. Vodka is primarily good at solving the problem of being too sober.
>>4073083
God fucking dammit Kano.
>>4073091
...He'd be th'Dark Charmer, alright. I swear, he didn't name himself. It's just sorta...extremely convenient how most'a our names are particularly similar to our elements.
>>4073064
YOU MEAN THIS WOODEN ROD WITH BARBED WIRE WRAPPED AROUND IT?
>The DALEK awkwardly hold the stick in his "plunger"
THIS WEAPON IS PATHETIC.
>>4073100
Heт! It can solve anything! Land disputes? Get them drunk, then invade! Sick? Drink vodka! Hungry? Drink vodka! Really, it's a foolproof solution.
>>4073103
>Kendo stick hitting noises
>>4073084
I see, you're very good at selling your brand. Your harsh but bold dessert jingle is already stuck in my head and torn eardrums. How about you start shouting something else instead?
Follow after me-
SOS BRIDAGE! HAIL HARUHI!
>>4073092
We go searching for aliens and mysteries throughout the world! The same boring old scenery does nothing for the dead smile muscles in everyone's faces. What if we were to find something worth giving our attention like aliens, time travelers or Espers?
>>4073098
Of course it is. We'll find something eventually. Any suggestions where we should install them?
Would any of you be interested in (especially in running, because my laptop is dead and I'm on phone) an HG on /vp/?
We're were trying to kill a thread that's devolved from talking about an ugly-ish bear mon to pure /pol/ squabbling. We tried luring the mods in with porn (for world peace) to get them to do their job and delete the whole thread, but they just banned the guy. Our last hope is hitting bump limit, and we feel HG is our best option for that.
>>>/vp/27140102
>>>/vp/27140182
New gay when?
