first 24
Major Ocelot
>>4067340
Buddy
Assad
>>4067340
Eggman-kun
>>4067340
Defalt
>>4067340
Neferpitou
Jigsaw
Hoshi's meds
Yukine
Blanc
Reigen Arataka
Lord Beerus
>>4067340
A knight going into battle
Dog mom
Clawdia
>>4067340
Premier Soviet
>>4067340
Anchorage
>>4067340
Sylvie
>>4067340
King Kaito
Billy
Vic Viper
RSV4
aka. best bike
Garth
>>4067263
The man in back
>>4067340
Hiyoko
Elh Melizee
>>4067340
Cynthia
>>4067185
Hello there.
>>4067183
Thank you.
Rick Grimes
Bump it you shit
Sami Zayn
>>4067340
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>4067432
Wanna fuck?
>>4067344
If your scars were because you were abused. I will hunt down the bastard who did this
Starman
>>4067436
>Bump it you shit
Who do I look like? Fucking Kamina?
Yukkuri Reimu
Dave Chappelle
Ivan Braginsky the Great
Izumo Kamiki
>>4067432
You're welcome
>>4067464
No, you look like a cunt
CyberConnect2
If the anon who recommended the ftt Sanae is here, holy shit thanks
>>4067492
Too bad. My cunt can only fit 24 folks inside.
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>late
>>4067134 (Soviet)
>She nods
>>4067141 (Kaito)
Y-Yes. Just tired today.
>>4067255 (Kaito)
No worries, comrade. I can just... Remove the person in question, дa?
>>4067268 (Clawdia)
And what would your plans be?
>>4067453
Go next door and ask someone else.
>>4067517
we both know it stretches bigger than that
>>4067399
>>4067344
Would you like some dinner before you go off to bed? Would you like Russia or I to cook tonight?
>>4067533
But why?
>>4067521
>>4067454
>>4067528
>tfw Kamina's already Hoshi 2.0
>>4067543
>Takes off the rick mask
Surprise dad! It was me all along! You'll never get your bump now!
>>4067545
You better respect her
>>4067553
I tried too, comrade. I don't think the person in question is here at all.
>>4067566
Kill yourself faggot
>>4067565
I say this too, I don't actually believe it but it triggers Kamina which is hilarious. Kamina still cares, Hoshi's just going through the motions.
Still, fuck the pedo.
>>4067530
>she ignores the man and begins climbing the walls using her claws to cling to the wall
>>4067530
After I interrogate him, I'm part of the secret police right? Haha... Ugh, This is a grisly turn of events lately..
>>4067599
Dad....I love you...
>>4067545
I'm not that kind of trainer.
>>4067521
You seem to have a love-hate relationship with your way of life.
>>4067567
Privyet, don't waste your time whiteknighting.
>>4067589
Or maybe she is too scared of what might happen to her.
>>4067610
>massages your feet
>runs back into ERP bath house
>>4067589
Then make sure you take good care of her. She deserves better
>>4067644
Sorry. Forgot the objective.
>>4067610
Yes you are! I know you would take some money so you can give me some head!
>>4067406
Good joke there pally
>No 36'th tribute
Custom boss added. Enjoy the shitty show.
>>4067602
...? Are you trying to climb a wall, comrade?>>4067644
If he even tries to hurt her, I'll destroy what little spirit he has left...
>>4067605
Heт. Tell me who the suspect is, and I'll make it as if he never existed...
>>4067544
T-That'd be nice. I won't be sleeping for a bit though. I slept a lot today. Y-you both can cook together.
>>4067553
...
>>4067644
W-What do you mean?
>>4067610
>sucks toes
>>4067677
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>4067674
You look a bit late to the game.
>>4067677
36th tribute Specter
Because I AM the boss.
>>4067665
Please. You make it sound as if I am unfit to care for someone. I can rule a nation; what harm can taking care of a child do to me?
>>4067677
Looks good, comrade!
>>4067677
Ric, please, give my spot to this other bike.
>>4067394
>>4067674
>>4067727
Nah senpai. Let kneesocks get raped for a bit.
>>4067727
humans cant be bosses, they're too shit, so fuckoff
>>4067684
Take care of yiurself and if anyone tries to harm you. Use this
>hands you small pistol
>>4067715
O shit waddup
No swaps. Starting now. P.s I'm the fucking host. Why would I be allowed into my own game?
>>4067724
>image
>>4067715
Im just early to the next one bro,cause im just that fast
Ask me anything.
>>4067684
I mean, you seem to enjoy to life of a slave, and yet, you sound depressed because of it. AM I wrong?
>>4067758
Who's the Queen? I'm the Queen.
>>4067781
wan sum fuk?
>>4067781
What is 1+1?
>>4067736
I have seen people like her in my time of fighting. She might have been abused or something like that. The scars, body language, and her voice. Keep a watchful eye so she doesn't get taken advantage off
>>4067781
Who's top dangan and why is it Hiyoko?
>>4067772
Good joke there, champ.
>>4067679
In a way I'd rather you try to fight him instead of Rammy, you'll stay alive.
>>4067684
>He smiles and pats your head gently.
Alright, that sounds fun as well.
>>4067736
We're cooking Sylvie dinner, what should we make? Maybe you can teach me how to make a couple of Russian dishes?
>>4067758
That was very unnecessary...
>>4067772
How are you?
>>4067781
AR-15 or AK-74?
>>4067825
Go fuck yourself...
>>4067805
>not Ibuki
>>4067741
If you really wanted me to I could do that myself, but I'd rather not fall prey to your vile perversion.
>>4067746
>his helmet flashes red
D- Did you just call me a human?!!!
>>4067781
Why IS humanity such insolent trash?
>>4067781
Why are we still here?
>>4067863
SHIT taste
>>4067800
If anyone dares to hurt our пoдcoлнeчник, I will permanently make their residence the gulag.
...Too comical?
>>4067828
Hm. Maybe we can make some Pelmeni?
>>4067865
...Gilbert? Is that you? You got short.
>>4067825
Haha.. Ah, at least I haven't got a connection with any of you I believe..
>>4067863
>Not Peko
>>4067825
Come on, kid. We can get you back on track.
>>4067825
night 1
>>4067805
>there are people in the world with this kind of shit taste
>>4067888
Not sure if brutal enough
>>4067825
I'm the one who discovered this treasure! Stop saying you accomplished something when you clearly didn't!
>>4067882
Kys Bolin.
Hiyoko is for non-stop bullying.
>>4067893
>>4067748
>She curls up away from the pistol
I'd rather not have to hurt someone...
>>4067785
No..
>she shakes her head
I don't enjoy it.
>>4067828
>She smiles and closes her eyes as you pat her head
Thank you.
>>4067903
What was that? come out so I can kick your ass.
>>4067903
After this conversation, I think I might need a few of you.
>>4067781
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
>>4067903
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
>>4067909
...I'll make sure that every M&M bag they have has Skittles in it.
>>4067903
This is the last of your rations right? Keep it, I don't want anyone dying around because of me until I decide to dispose of them myself!
>>4067893
Peko would be too, if you weren't trapped in the friend zone.
>>4067950
Shit, wrong image.
Which avafags did you stop being friend with?
>>4067781
Should I go for a CSGO matchmaking considering the big chance to end up with russians?
>>4067870
>Because people hate the idea of going into a board run by hoshi THAT much.
>>4067888
Gilbert? No, I'm not him are you really that blind?
>>4067936
Well, the bag feels more rigged with rubbish then a raffle led by Seth Rollins.
>>4067950
Pardon the autism but that is the stupidest and most inefficient melee weapon I've seen in a while.
G-guys, something's wrong with me.
>>4067971
Kuga, Hoshi, Mion, Shion.
>>4067888
Pelmeni? What's in it? And just tell me what to do!
>>4067929
Don't worry about it, Russia and I are happy to help you.
>>4067903
more of this game
>>4067971
I have none to begin with.
>>4067971
None of them.
>>4068001
Aw shiiiit
>>4067929
Ok. Ivan will protect you very well anyway.
>>4067950
Perfect.
>>4067936
>mfw
>>4068001
Put a mask on, freak.
>>4067971
Stocking.
>>4067990
Let's be friends once again anon.
>>4067982
you're supposed to use it on evil spirits made of negative emotions
it's magic
>>4067995
What do you think you'll make together?
>>4068001
>>4068019
A lot of people here are willing to protect me it seems.
>>4067976
Of course not. Gilbert is more handsome and is actually smarter. What is your name?
>>4067982
>Yet for some reason it's one the most powerful weapons in Kingdom Hearts.
>>4067995
Well, I heard that this person made a cooking tutorial on it! Would you like to see it?
>>4068019
I knew that I would be threatening one day!
>>4068033
I know this. I know.
It still annoys me, thanks for listening.
>>4068028
I'll buy you New Vegas, anon-kun :^).
>>4068001
This well-made hut will keep us safe from the weather!
>it crumbles down in mere seconds.
........
>>4067909
What would make it more cruel? Send em to Norilsk on winter.
>>4067929
That explains a lot. Have you ever attempted to run away?
>>4068001
Not the healthiest stuff. But it works.
Which avafags do you miss?
>>4068062
Then who is better? Trump or Sanders
>>4067936
I always thought of it like an abusive boyfriend.
>>4068062
Would you a horse?
>>4068075
Mami and Kyoko
>>4068075
Makoto.
>>4068075
WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THAT RED HEAD BITCH THAT LIKES FEAT AND SHIT!
>>4068075
I can't say. But I hope they know I miss them.
>>4068075
Matoi
Guys I gotta leave too, but here's your winner. Oh well. Be back in like 2 hours.
>>4068060
Y-yes...
>>4068062
Damn, that's unoriginal
>>4068045
He says Pelmeni, I have no idea what it is, but I'll taste test it before we give it to you just in case.
>>4068050
Yes please! That would be very helpful! But while I watch it you might as well start..
>>4068033
Just use a stun-club and a tweaked monkey net, even I use them nowadays when I need to catch and punish subordinates.
>>4068050
Specter... Human you are TERRIBLE at first impressions.
>>4068062
I've found ten out of 7 billion so far.
>>4068109
Well, isn't this a surprise?
Thanks for the game, Mr. Host.
>>4068075
JC, Lewis, Fordo, Kenobi, Vader, and Joakim
>>4068109
Well this is disappointing...
>Thanks for hosting.
>>4068101
SAY IT
>>4068138
Vader came like, last week and he hosted
>>4068138
Vader and Kenobi are still around
>>4067971
The advantage with being a cunt is that you'll never see your name in that kind of questions because people never considered you a friend to begin with.
>>4068062
What's your favorite thing about this place and why is it my glorious presence ?
>>4068075
None, they're better off all dead.
>>4068154
Yeah nah.
>>4068109
Congratulations Garth!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>4068109
T-thanks for hosting...?
>>4068147
Oh Buddy, don't be that way. Why not give me a good pose as a congratulatory gift?
>>4068109
Wow, rad.
>>4068114
>sigh
Didn't go well for you. Obviously. I wish you well, I can't help you with a lot. I'm busy with ragheads.
>>4068109
Thank you for hosting, comrade.
>>4068125
Okay then, comrade!
>He hands you a phone and disappears into the kitchen while this video plays. http://youtu.be/YO7AdLsUSec
Watch it, comrade! It might help you!
>>4068127
I am a Russian. We aren't known to make good first impressions. Speaking of Russia, my name is Ivan Braginsky, also known as Russia. It is a pleasure to meet you.
>>4068191
Alright give me a second.
>flips off
there, good enough for you?
>>4068157
>>4068161
Then I just have to wait
>>4068169
You love them so much that you can't stay away, but when you're together it still feels rather empty.
>>4068075
Furry porn
>>4068243
Oops
>>4068125
Alright. Ivan likes to share strange food.
>>4068204
W-Well now that I'm here it's safer.
>>4068169
That's okay. Nothing wrong with that.
>>4068228
It's probably the best I'll get out of you, so I'll take it.
>>4068252
furry porn is still around, in fact he was here this morning
>>4068125
Pelmeni are Russian dumplings
>>4068276
Good, now go away so I can wait for the next game in peace.
>>4068075
I wonder what happened to Raine Sage
>>4068307
You listened to my request, so I'll listen to yours.
Until next time, Ms. Buddy.
>>4068162
Pardon, but you really don't seem like a cunt in my limited exposure to you.
>>4068219
Hey, I didn't hear any curses this time...
>He begins to watch the video.
>>4068268
Haha, it's Russian hospitality I suppose?
>>4068306
Ah, thank you for the clarification, I don't have much experience with Russian cuisine..
>>4068280
oh okay, thank you
>>4068268
A place where people kill to win doesn't seem very safe to me.
>>4068306
And they taste kinda sweet. But, it's better than British cuisine.
>>4068312
Really? Wawaweewa
>>4068346
>He is beginning to make the Pelmeni. During so, you might be able to hear singing...
How's the video, comrade?
ZA WARUDO
>>4068354
Now...I need sleep. Night
>>4068346
You're welcome
>>4068413
That's cool, I just hope you enjoy who you watch as much as I do, if you watch anyone.
>>4068354
T-That's mostly true. People here just seem kinder.
>>4068464
THE BELARUSIANS ARE COMING! RUN!
>>4068472
I'll check him out sometime. Usually I just watch whatever comes to mind rather than a specific person.
>>4068219
Hang on I remember you ruskie.
>>4068514
How do you get an autistic 16 year old child to stop?
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>4068592
You don't
Kys parsee
>>4068566
Can you be more unfunny than that?
>>4068592
You're trying to stop yourself?
>>4068592
Tell him to stop?
>>4068403
>He sighs audibly.
Why is it so comical? You really are going to kill me with comedy one day..! I'm done though, how far done are you with those?
>>4068592
stop what?
>>4068592
I know, right? I just want to torture and rape Jinx but the autist is distracting me.
>>4068592
threaten to kill his parents
>>4068592
Just stay in this thread Parsee. You'll be better off. Slightly.
>>4068592
Murder them? I'm sure DMG has doxed enough info.
>>4068596
Dubs
>>4068592
kys
>>4068565
Ah! I forgot who you were, comrade! Those were fun times. How are you doing, comrade?
>>4068607
I'm almost done! Please ask Sylvie to set the table!
>>4068592
Bolin is 12 not 16.
oh shit adachis alive?
by the way check em
>>4068592
Shout at him.
>>4068552
So you must see a lot of different youtubers then.
>>4068640
Fuck you, Parsee means LD.
When are the MH games?
>>4068649
Checked
>>4068405
>>4068514
Do you mind? You don't see me travelling back in time to rig win every game that existed.
>>4068592
Force her, or kill her. Who is it?
>>4068555
I-Is that so..
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=129
Password: trickyisbestgirl
Cards against Humanity, anyone?
>>4068596
Post lens flare version
new game when?
>>4068670
LD, who else?
>>4068685
>>4068600
>Kills self.
>>4068614
To stop shitting up the thread.
>>4068620
I would but I currently don't find the games fun anymore which is why I'm kind of taking a break.
>>4068621
They have no information on them. DMG deleted all info.
>>4068617
He has no parents.
>>4068606
We tried.
>>4068602
Been there done that.
opa blyat
>>4068667
Never. Nobody takes it seriously and it only has like 5 entries.
>>4068662
Yeah. I've got a soft spot for late night Jontron though.
>>4068709
Perfect
>>4068728
I'd rather be here than there right now, fun or no fun. Just saying.
>>4068708
Her?
Like that sub is even worth the term trouble. I could break her without even trying!
>>4068770
Then do it, comrade.
>>4068690
Is this just me or are like, a good 70% of RPs, just people infodumping their character's background?
I mean yeah people would probably do that IRL, but fuck real life is boring, do the majority RPs needs to be some kind of "here is muh story, I work at XXX, etc" thing?
>>4068673
Best case scenario, they die defending you or stop you from dying. But they will come back to kill you anyway.
Worst case scenario, they just kill you.
Trust no one, but don't also don't hide yourself.
>>4068636
>He tries his best to replicate one of your curses, it doesn't sound close.
>>4068673
Sylvie, Russia wants you to set the table, just two though, I guess I'm on clean up duty.
>>4068770
They're already broken.
Post avas and rate objectively.
http://poal.me/djigmx