RWBY/RT Trash General #170: Suddenly it's Naked Raven edition!
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What if Blake came back with Raven in her mouth and plopped her down on the foot of Yangs bed like a present.
fuck you
What if you're Waifu went over the top
>>4067233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPJvGMYxDPs
>>4067222
Trips mean Yangry times ahead.
>Neo will never pin down Yang
>She will never spread Yang's ass and invite you to fuck Yang
Who would you rather cuddle with?
>>4067341
>Ruby would pass out first
>Weiss wouldn't cuddle back and would likely try to keep some space at all times
>Blake would cuddle very closely and likely stay up longer than you, easily best cuddler
>Yang will cuddle for a little bit until she starts grinding her crotch, ass and boobs on you and proceeds to fuck you instead
>>4067341
Ruby, easily.
The rest don't even compare
>>4067341
Of all girls Penny
Of RWBY Ruby
She has the Rubooty, Ruboobies, the Rubelly and Penny
It's like finding the Holy Grail in the Arc of the Covenant inside Atlantis
>>4067341
>>4067511
>>Yang will cuddle for a little bit until she starts grinding her crotch, ass and boobs on you and proceeds to fuck you instead.
I-I guess that settles that. Yang it is.
>>4067341
Yang me baby
>>4067202
I wanna eat neo's soft serve.
>>4067670
She'll cuddle with you, but you better not tell anyone that she purrs.
She's also VERY fond of people stroking her ears.
>>4067765
I like to think that once they got back to their dorm room in volume 1 all three asked if they could rub her cat ears.
I think Jaune is cute.
>>4068071
I think so too. I hated him in volume 1 and 2, but volume 3 made me like him.
>>4068071
Pyrrha, pls stahp
>>4068177
Pyrrha was a bitch.
>>4068132
V3 made him tolerable and then Jaunefags trying to ship him with every character made him intolerable again.
>>4068212
>and then Jaunefags trying to ship him with every character made him intolerable again.
Nobody does that though.
>>4068205
>>4068251
Have ever been to Fanfiction.net?
>>4068071
I think he's so cute too ! He's such a handsome young man !
>>4068205
I wish Pyrrha was more confident.. She should just ask him out...
>Take a nap
>Thread 404d
>See that Ruby panties was posted
>Couldn't save it because 404
Pls
>>4068361
ahahahahahahaha
>>4068361
http://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/rwby%2Frt/
Are there any Anpn's posting from Zimbabwe?
if so
Fuck off Mugabe
Rhodesians never die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK-FIHpLIt8
Still better fight scenes then Volume 3
>>4068335
No because they're autistic there. It's not just a Jaune thing they'll literally ship anyone with anything and since the userbase is so large it'll be a lot. Like that fucking longer than LoTR story about Blake and Ruby and Pyrrha.
Really the thing is not a single pairing outside of the main three really has any support. If anyone bandies it about it's like any other crack pairing.
If it's not Lancaster or White Knight it's probably just some rando. Probably the same one who brings up RubyxNeo or something equally retarded.
>>4068396
>Host error
>>4068475
ZOONIGGERS FUCK OF REEEEEEEEEEE
I want to wear Coco's sunglasses.
>>4068442
>Still better fight scenes then Volume 3
Wow I was expecting something like that one guy who made a video for his OCs. You think if I make a webm out of this and post it on /v/ and /co/ they'll believe this is actually from the show?
>>4068458
Jaune/Blake has a surprising number of fanfics, regardless of their near zero interaction.
Probably just because of their VAs.
Has anyone at R ever brought up how much RTES bombed recently? I was always found it weird that it was approved.
>>4068648
Like, if they haven't seen much of yet, then yeah, they'd believe it at a glance.
>>4068641
The porn picture from the guy that literally draws everyone fucking everybody?
What if Ruby kept trying to set you up with jer sister
>>4068700
Gore the human with my mighty horns.
>>4068641
>Literally the post I replied to.
Have you never seen anything that guys drawn before?
Fug
India is soon to be kill
They should of poo'd in loo instead of street
>>4068641
>White Knight
>Trash
Best ship can't be trash.
>>4068815
It's porn and it's relatively fresh off the presses. Of course it's being posted often or did you forget when it was Sun and Yang?
Every single thread pictures are posted over and over again. That Jaune masturbating one is posted almost constantly just to fuck with people.
>>4068071
>Cute
Kangz?
>>4068931
>>4068830
>>4068522
>>4068420
Is it the real /pol/ hours already?
>>4068994
No it's the real /RWBYg/ hours that disappeared when we moved into this dump
>>4068994
>Telling Zooniggers to fuck off is somehow /pol/posting
How
>>4069132
It looks worse than the uncolored one.
>>4069132
I'll take the uncolored version
>Yang's skin
How
>>4068888
Well shit.
>>4068923
Who drew this?
>>4069712
>pyrrha
delicious brown
>>4069784
Smug Bug?
>>4068923
I'd suck on that.
>>4069784
Delicious racial purity
>>4069907
>Ruby will never offer you her cheek to kiss
>>4069900
>You had your chance, Pyrrha
>>4069859
fug bug
>>4070022
>Implying the thought of any kind of sucking would ever cross Pyrrha's mind.
She was a permavirgin remember?
i loev peny
>>4070100
>Implying permavirgins aren't horny as fuck
>>4070100
>only because she's a beta
>she probably thinks about doing things to him all the time
>>4070140
>Penny with an extension cable tail
>>4070150
>Pyrrha had a successful second career of erotica fiction about her and Jaune with the names changed.
>>4068923
Where the fuck is he filming that?
>>4070187
>Pyrrha is the writer of a romance novel series
>Its incredibly popular
>Its about her and Jaune but with different yet very similar names
>Its Jaune's favorite book series
>>4070214
Outside by a castle wall it looks like. Never noticed that before.
>>4070187
>Pyrrha had a successful second career of erotica fiction about her and Jaune with the names changed
>successful
Anon, have you SEEN the shitty, wish fulfillment shlock she makes here? She can't even keep her own character consistent
>>4070275
>Its Jaune's favorite book series
Is Pyrrha written as basically Weiss?
>>4070293
So he's filming himself jerking off in public.
What the hell?
>>4070314
>Confident
>Assertive
>Jaune is attracted to her
Yeah pretty much
>>4070384
>Weiss also reads the series.
>Starts getting creeped how similar she is to the main character.
>>4070339
It wouldn't be the first time someone's done it
>>4070429
>>Weiss also reads the series.
>>Starts getting turned on by how similar she is to the main character.
FTFY
>>4068420
Are you posting from Zimbabwe anon? If so I finally found another rare flag. If only you where on /int or /pol/.
>>4070339
His viewers demanded it, and XxXTeh_D'arcXxX always gives the people what they want.
>>4070429
>She starts to suspect it's Jaune doing the writing
>Breaks into JNPR's dorm when they're gone to snoop.
>Finds some manuscripts Jaune wrote.
>"It is said that in Vale, which lies beyond the river Mantle, no man may kill a cat"
>Moves over to Nora's side to see her stuff
>"ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood red lettering on the side"
>Moves on to Ren
>"Blue lay among corpses. There were thousands of them."
>She decides not to look at Pyrrha's and leaves with a newfound sense of JNPR being a bunch of weirdos.
I wanna place a snail on Neon's face while she's sleeping.
>>4070646
Not Jaune, Juane. Weiss has a thing for exotic men.
>>4070571
He really needs a better camwhore name than that.
>>4070711
But he's described in painful detail to the point where the reviewer lost their shit.
Pyrrha basically dedicated two chapters to his physical description.
>>4070622
>Pyrrha is actually the worst writer in JNPR.
>On the same level of a greentext writer or a Fifty Shades of Grey.
>>4070753
>She added a moustache to make sure nobody recognized Jaune
>>4070726
Camwhore names are really not as impressive as you think.
The real name thing is really the only bit that should be removed.
>>4067341
Yang
>>4070788
>Jaune churns out horror stories alongside cam shows to pay for school.
>Ren is working on an epic novel.
>Nora is doing something that nobody feels comfortable reading.
>Pyrrha is writing greentext that she later cleans up and posts on the Remanent version of tumblr.
>>4070829
BlondCutie?
>>4070861
>Nora is doing something that nobody feels comfortable reading.
Define "something." As a Neofag, I need to know.
>>4071008
Considering the quote earlier was from American Psycho.
Can someone post that panty presentation thing from last thread? It 404'd before I can save them
>>4070701
>Neon's meme energy unlocks the snails aura.
>Snail quickly learns its speed semblance.
Pic related.
>>4070985
>All those poor idiots who click on it thinking it's Yang only to get a face full of dick.
>>4070985
No way that name wasn't already taken by the time he started camwhoring. Not to mention he's not really likely to call himself cutie
>>4071048
>Half of them stay anyway
>>4071081
Something involving brave and hero?
>>4070701
The next day Neon gives you this look an thanks you saying she'll keep it as a pet.
>>4071045
delete this
>>4070701
>She wakes up with a bukakke face
>Thinks she got drunk at a party the previous night
>>4071106
>Jaune chose the machoist name he could think of.
>Immediately deemed to be a pretty boy and treated as such.
>>4071129
No, I'll keep this post.
>>4071086
>The real reason Cardin stopped his bullying was that he found the videos.
>first wife leaves soon after giving you a cute daughter
>feels pretty bad
>thankfully other female teammate is there to help
>eventually fall in love with her
>she's the best mom ever to your first kid, even gives you a second also cute daughter
>things are looking pretty nice
>cant have that
>second wife dies
>shut down completely
>thankfully drunk brother-in-law is there to help
>raise two daughters as best as you can
>send them both to your old school Beacon, where you had some of the best time of your lives
>thinking they are gonna be just fine
>again, fate says fuck you and nope
>not even a full school year
>the city is attacked and abandoned
>drunk bro brings your daughter's home
>ones fucking crippled and abandoned by her best friend, other is in a coma cause eyeball shenanigans
>first daughter is all depressed now, second daughter runs off again to more danger
being a single parent is always suffering in anime/cartoons.
>>4071299
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4071362
The metal image is hotter with a female Cardin.
>>4071389
No it's not.
>>4071397
It is.
Cardin isn't cute enough to be worth picturing masterbating in shame.
>>4071428
Yes he is.
>>4071428
If it was Ren on the other hand.
>>4071448
Fuck no he's ugly as shit.
>>4071428
>Not picturing the big muscly guy masturbating to a tiny cute blondie
>Not wanting the bigger and stronger guy to tenderly suck the beta's cock
Fag
>>4071369
FN fal anon?
>>4071389
A female Cardin would have changed everything.
>>4071472
No he isn't.
>>4071540
>In a universe where Jaune was bullied by a female Cardin everyone and their mother ships them together.
>Arkos crash and burns and Lancaster and White Knight have barely any support.
>>4071389
>Cardin bullies him during the day
>Sclicts at night.
>Starts trying to condition him to be more appealing to her through paid favors and physical bullying.
>>4071642
>Forces him to wear panties at all times
>She checks every once in a while
>>4071674
>Panties.
>Not going commando.
>>4071697
>Wanting him to chafe his dick
Gotta keep him sensitive Anon.
>>4071642
>FemCardin slowly starts replacing Jaune's entire wardrobe with what she likes
>Eases up on the physical bullying but doubles up on the anonymous sponsor angle.
>Russel is the lightly armored dickass rogue among armored knights
Would Jaune have fit in among them better?
>>4071744
Probably.
Pyrrha would have murdered Cardin if he was a girl.
>>4071744
WILD CARD BITCHES!
>>4071783
She would have stood by like a whipped dog as the relationship went from antagonistic to friendly to romantic.
Pyrrha didn't have a spine when it counted.
>>4071783
>Implying Pyrrha the cuck wouldn't have backed off at the first sign of Jaune showing interest
>>4071855
>The look of defeat on Pyrrha's face when Cardin walks by and gropes Jaune.
Should we pity or mock her.
>>4071744
I can imagine them being a good team if Jaune replaced Cardin. Team JRDL could be nice.
>>4071918
Pity her, the universe mocks her enough as it is
>>4071918
>Cardin starts calling Jaune her "boy toy" and "man meat"
>>4071955
>Starts eating food off his plate at random
>Shoves her hands in his pockets.
>Dresses him.
>Sneaks into JNPR's dorm to sleep with him.
>Pyrrha's just wanting to die slowly.
>>4071918
Mock her.
There was literally no one else in the race and she still managed to lose by a mile.
>>4071955
Pyrrha would eventually snap though.
>>4072135
No she really wouldn't.
Her moments of instability came from being told she might actually lose her personality and sense of self. And even then she was barely assertive until the worst possible moment.
>>4072062
>Comes up behind Jaune and hugs him
>Says in his ear "Hey Jaune, have you been avoiding my texts?"
>"W-what texts?"
>She reaches into his pocket
>Gropes around for a bit
>Ends up grabbing his dick
>It's already semierect
>She feels it twitch
>She chuckles
>"Wrong pocket"
>Reaches into his other pocket and pulls out his scroll
>"These texts"
>It's about a dozen photos of her lady bits followed by "your turn ;)"
Finally got that mirror (In skin anyways) match I wanted.
https://my.mixtape.moe/aiwhbs.webm
>>4072119
It is kind of odd that it took her more than six months to even get her intrest out there.
>>4072205
Try modding Slayer Yang into the game
>>4072062
>Pyrrha waking up morning after morning to fins Cardin curled up next to Jaune.
>>4072287
Goodnight
>>4072287
what the fuck is that
I really wonder why I don't like Pyrrha all that much.
>>4072307
>He doesn't recognize over 600 pokemon instantly
>>4072390
Why does it matter? It's just a pokeman
>>4072390
shuckle
>>4072390
Chikorita
hachi machi
>>4072390
Chikorita. She's got a leaf on her head.
>>4072390
>I'm an adult
No you're not.
>>4072315
She's really kind of pathetic. Basically the female nice guy.
>>4072416
>>4072431
thank you
>>4072405
eat shit
>>4072495
>Aww, she thinks shes people.png
>>4072315
In a way she's a lot like Neptune as a character. What potential she had to be a good, interesting character fell under the bus when she got declared as a romantic interest and had almost the entirety of her screentime devoted to that
>>4072594
And the fact that both are killed to advance some other development, not their own.
>>4072242
Who?
>>4072614
Ruby deserves it though.
>>4072655
>Larxene vs Yang
I didn't know I needed this so badly.
Aren't the V2 outfit called "slayer" or is that just something stupid that's on the wiki
>>4072707
Oh. I probably won't be able to do that, mainly because nobody actually made a model for that outfit and ported it to dissidia.
Only reason I have RWBY is cause some chinese friend made the models and someone else ported them.
>Accidentally broke containment on /vp/.
>Again.
Sorry lads.
>>4072922
Let me see
>>4072933
See /vp/>>>27139805
It won't happen again I swear.
>>4072983
Okay I'll do it myself
>>>/vp/27139805
>>4072983
Fug, I can't cross link on mobile.
>>>/vp/27139805
>>4073005
That was not how I thought it'd be
I hope Miles Luna chips a tooth while biting down on a hard candy and has to go to the dentist but there's a problem with his insurance and he has to pay the entire bill out of pocket.
>>4073631
I hope your waifu chips a tooth and is an ugly whore for the rest of her life because of it
>>4073653
My waifu is so perfect that even her physical imperfections make her flawless.
>>4072655
I think he's talking about Yang's alt outfit
>>4073709
You think anyone spies on that Weiss from a satellite?
>>4074039
>Implying you can see her boobs from space
>>4074123
>>4067156
Hello /RWBYG/ (GT and /RT are both the same) welcome back to the guro posts
today's victim is: Yang again, now fully cooked and roasted, Emerald isn't wrong in calling Yang a bimbo, I'm sure /v/ called Yang worse names.
http://imgur.com/a/GI0wN
In Case You Missed It: Yang being roasted, damn, seems fitting for the edition, worst parent gets a punishment with these images.
http://imgur.com/a/q9Qs9
Oh I forgot to mention this in the last thread, Ruby got BTFO'd from /v/, faster than I can showcase guro.
>>4073631
Good luck Anon, It won't happen
>>4073709
I'll take your waifu, get her raped by a bunch of big burly fauna then throw her into a big container of liquid nitrogen, before smashing her with a sledgehammer. Serves her right for being a bitch
>>4072189
Nice image
>>4071955
Succ.webm
>>4074149
flat as a washing board, baggy shirt gives the appearance of boobs Anon
I can, and will post actively as well as posting guro, I contribute more to this thread that way, and get shot for my opinions, cool.
>>4074192
Now we just need shitposter-kun with the cringe OC's
>>4074298
>Failed reading comprehension
I'm going to sleep
>>4074220
OK.
>>4074298
She has ass, not tits.
VR is here
>>4074781
Just ignore him, he'll get bored.
>>4074856
>>4074866
>Nora's anatomy in the bottom right
>>4067341
yang is the only answer
blake is alright too i guess
>>4074781
which part of it?
Morning /RWBYg/.
how's it going?
>>4075017
afk'ing herblore the Port Sarim raid in Runescape, watching a black Sheriff btfo BLM on news
>>4074781
I knew a guy who cut, he was a loser. Hung out with this other Mexican loser who vapes now and blew through 5 girlfriends in highschool. I kept on slipping Teen Help cards into his backpack at random times to make him upset
I wish I was as happy as this fisherman who discovered a new fish
>>4075163
Mother Kos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3GxmvmcKTw
i laffed
Do you think Weiss listens to DMX
Good night /RWBYg/
Also which RWBY would most likely listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea_UOPzuyZU
And/Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=08sU2nct1vs
You know those discs that Africans put in their lips? I want to put one of those in my foreskin
>>4074866
>whose
and now I'm flaccid
>>4075421
>>4075421
What if Ruby was really into Rape-Play and wanted you to "Rape" her while she was in the shower
>>4075844
Then I'd "rape" the shit out of her, girls not wanting it is the sex
>>4070566
Nope
I just figured Mugabe was retarded enough to like this show
>>4071501
Hey Israeli Rube Anon
I hate PennyAnon please tell him this when he comes back
>>4076213
Why? He is adorable.
>>4076420
But I don't like her as much as the other girls
>>4076420
Third worse thing to happen to this general, after Arkos and /pol/ respectively.
>>4076512
>Not liking best board
The only ones you should hate are the lefties, Anarchists, Anarcho-Anything and the lolbertarians
>>4076595
HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
THAT
WE WUZ SUM FINNA
SHEIIT
BIX NOOD
AYO HOL UP
THAT WE
WUZ
SUM KINDA
RWBY AND SHEIIIT?
>>4076595
http://aphyllum.tumblr.com/ask
Say something nice to the artist. Anonymous ask enabled.
>>4076677
>Those dubs.
Already delivered.
>>4076645
Shit posting on a online board won't make the youth change their views to the right wing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1RLxnVmVM8
>>4076783
No but Rapefugees will in Europe
The failure of Democrats will shift the youth to the Republican party(the most right wing party we have, it think) in Burgerland
Asia is already somewhat Right wing
Africa when it collectively gets its shit together can start talking about politics
Straya is straya
Latin America is Latin America
Central America for the most part is fucking irrelevant aside from the Panama Canal
>>4076677
I told her she's color blind. And doesn't pay attention to characterization. Did I forget anything else?
>>4077009
No I think that about covers it.
Anyone taking bets how long until he gets blocked or cussed out by white knights or whatever happens on a Tumblr blog when someone gets offended?
>>4076943
>This delusional
The governments of the west, the media, young women, fucking Hollywood and others. Are collectively fighting against you, promoting globalism, brainwashing the youth, swarming white countries with third world failed states people. Just a while ago, 60 apartments in germany got raided for "hate speech". Don't fool yourself, you lost.
Anyone who fights for the right is either censored or behind bars.
>>4076943
In no more than 50 years. Everybody in the west will be a color of brown.
I thought you /pol/ guys were redpilled and didn't delude yourselves.
>>4077170
Shit are they doing a live action Berserk movie too?
>>4075163
I thought that said "Look at this new fetish"
>>4077185
God, I hope not.
>>4076967
>Ruby and Weiss' tongues accidentally touch
>>4077135
I look on the bright side.
They will live like pic related.
As someone who frequents /pol/, I fully understand what the future holds to the west.
But I take solace they will suffer. A lot.
>>4077170
You can recognize that particular poster because he formats his posts in that very idiotic way, and he has never had any of these beliefs challenged nor has he critically thought them through whatsoever.
>>4077185
I take you'll watch Ghost in The Shell?
>>4077295
>As someone who frequents /pol/
As someone who frequents /pol/ you've been in an echo chamber half filled with shitposting pretend idiots and half actual idiots.
>>4076967
wish I still had that Ruby sweating picture
>>4077330
Maybe. I mean I saw the original, I don't see what I have to gain from watching it but I probably will.
>>4077295
mfw I won't live enough to see that.
Hedonism is the way to go.
>>4076677
I told her her lesbian fantasies won't be canon.
For whatever is worth.
Post pics of her reaction later m8.
>>4077185
Fuck you
I laughed way to hard at this
> mfw /pol/ will soon be removed when we return to /co/
I can hardly wait.
>>4077406
I'm glad. I was starting to worry it fell flat.
>>4077398
I remember telling a bunch of people their lesbian main character fantasies will never be cannon, just waiting for their reaction.
>>4077409
>We get kicked out of /co/ again when volume 4 ends.
>The whole thing starts all over again.
>>4077409
>Implying all applicable nouns won't just be replaced with Faunus
>>4077493
In the new series she's whiter than a winterborn Irishman