HG thread.
Umineko Games on Progress.
>>4054643
>She just stares at the bird
What could Tweet Tweet mean? Wait, why am I trying to understand a bird? It's just that, a bird.
>>4054565
Good job anon.
>>4054584
It will test your will to live, that's all.
>>4054607
I guess you do want to play a game now.
>>4054620
It doesn't matter what you think are, you are pathetic.
that's all you are
>>4054579
What are you doin bound like that m8?
Come outside, the sun is shining n' all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI2fRCrhQSw
>>4054607 (Otori Mio)
We survivin' ? I thought we were just havin a really bloody party.
Two innocent lives taken!
We have another kill by a...... disembodied head?
What?
I though this game was sadistic enough. But we have a disembodied head as a tribute... Alright that is something else.
>>4054682
Is there someone else here?
>>4054620
Come out!
>>4054578
Trade or life?
>>4054578
I'm not a baby, maybe it's your adult diaper the one that need changing, go get a nurse that can help you with that.
>>4054682
Stop tellin' lies n' stuff. I'm only workin for myself
>>4054673
Tweet...
(It's so hard trying to communicate with humans...)
>>4054682
BARK!
(I'm not THAT insane...)
>>4054691
>kisses
>>4054582
My lovehandles?
I don't know what that is, but please don't!
>>4054675
But I'm playing the game right now! I'm still in it, so I still have a chance to win it!
Who am I kidding, I'll probably win it!
>>4054678
It's a Survival Game! Obviously it's all about survival, blood, and violence!
>>4054682
Y-You can go ahead! I'll cover you for sure! Don't worry, you can trust me!
>>4054691
N-neither?
>>4054693
You act like one
>>4054682
For all we know, slick, you did it, so how about stepping off that high horse, huh?
>>4054701
It's so hard to communicate with birds. Good thing I'm not crazy enough to try it.
>>4054691
>Rubs vulva
>>4054682
Saya wa koto o oshiete kuremashita
(Sakuya taught me that)
>>4054703
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>>4054708
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>>4054717
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>>4054682
An acceptable amount of murder.
3 innocent lives taken.
There's so many kills this day. I don't even know who did what.
So I guess I'll let you guys be the detective.
>>4054675
Well, I assure you I've more than enough of that, sir!
>>4054675
That's...That's just your opinion, mortal! Don't mess with forces you cannot comprehend... It's a fast way to get hurt...
>>4054682
Foiled... They were my targets! You had no right to interfere...
>>4054691
F-Five more minutes, Mom...
>>4054708
So do you, and an adult acting like a baby is just creepy.
>>4054707
That explain a lot of stuff actually. And why most people were actin like cunts all this time
I'd glady make an "I will survive" joke, but I feel like it's too easy, for me, dancin fox
>>4054724
You didn't even say Sakuya in that fucking sentence
Who wants to smoke some crack?
>>4054725
Are we playing Beyblade now?
>>4054734
I act like a perfect adult, I don't know what you're talking about, little baby.
>>4054727
Hey, give that back!
>>4054705
Your extra fat. Those are your lovehandles.
>Points at your belly.
>>4054727
I ain't a witch m8. Tis just the magic of the groove actin through my body
>>4054727
I didn't put any poison in this! I just gave him my leftovers from yesterday! I mean there was no way I could eat it, so better let him do it!
>>4054716
Tweet...
(Maybe if I try sign language...)
>Tries to act out someone stuffing a bag and using it as a weapon.
>>4054727
Tweet?
(Nice kill Man In Back! Did you do it from across the island?)
>>4054727
While I respect your privacy, roommate...I must ask why you have so much gold in your possession! Did you steal it, perhaps?
>>4054742
Saya
>>4054727
That's where I put my knife, I was wondering!
>>4054707
This game will be a fast one! Just put this on and i'll explain the rules to you
>
>>4054731
You sure? Because I don't think so.
>>4054733
It's not opinion, it's fact.
>>4054749
You're trying to pick a fight with a higschool gorl, that's not a very adult thing to do.
>>4054768
You can claim that all you wish, but without evidence it's just that! A claim! Surely you have more to bring to the table?
>>4054771
Highschool? You look like you already have your PhD
>>4054737
People sometimes take Survival Games a little too seriously, but you can't blame them for it! The competition is strong, and you have to keep your eyes open!
>>4054759
It's acting in a really weird way. Maybe it's sick? Probably.
>>4054768
That looks like a really ineffective headwear! Especially for a Survival Game! You want me to wear this, so you could have an advantage over me next game?
I saw right through your tricks!
>>4054727
Keep murdering!
And it seems one of you has gone about senselessly denying yourself from the murderer.
Bastard.
>If any one of you recognize these lines... Oh boy.
>>4054800
I'm very mature for my age.
>>4054826
Yeaaaah sure
>>4054814
Stop! Right now both of you stop! You can't fire at wild animals in the middle of a Survival Game!
It's against the rules, and it can get both of you disqualified!
>>4054808
I will! No more bein a chill fox, there will be blood on the dancefloor now!
>>4054814
That's what I get from not eating friends....
>>4054768
My duty to my mistress won't permit for anything less, sir. I'm more than capable of any sort of challenge a human could provide.
>>4054733
Mother, not!
>>4054749
Beg!
>>4054814
I don't want anyone to get hurt near me!
>>4054814
Yes? Surely the President of the Survival Club isn't against hunting...that would just be ridiculous!
>>4054839
How else are we supposed to obtain food?! Do you suggest we simply starve to death?
>>4054842
Your fighting spirit is inspiring! This is the spirit I want to see in the eyes of every Survival Game player here!
Go out there and make me proud!
Daily reminder that /trash/ owns your ass, you autistic faggots.
Enjoy the storm of furshit, HG. We will be watching.
>>4054808
Tweet!
(I give up! I'm just gonna write the instructions instead.)
>Writes instructions on how to use a bag as a weapon.
>>4054814
Tweet...
(This is beastiality! I didn't consent to this!)
>>4054857
You've got that backwards
>>4054755
Whaaat? I never heard of that. You're just jealous because I'm older and more mature than you.
>>4054857
if you take this bait and derail the game, you're a retard
>>4054853
You can't hunt for animals without a hunting license, and you can only get one if you're at least 20 years old!
>>4054848
No, you!
>>4054857
You're cute.
>>4054814
So watch your ass, and trust no one. You think some wise guy has it out for you? Make sure he doesn't see you coming, alright slick?
>>4054857
ur mum
>>4054871
Trade, can.
>>4054797
Because people tell me what you do, things that hurt people you love. That's why I want to play the game.
>>4054808
No, Like I said a quick game. That's all.
>>4054845
Alright, lets play a game then,
>>4054834
You said so yourself, I look like I already have a PhD, so I'm mature and smart.
>>4054848
Don't wanna...go to school today...
>>4054869
You didn't answer me! What alternative is there if we can't hunt?! We need meat to survive, you know!
>>4054814
Incredible, you've managed to make the most intricate video game on the planet boring. Where do you keep getting it?
>>4054857
You got everything backwards. We own this place now.
>>4054881
Do your worst, sir.
>>4054879
No, you.
>>4054882
You just look old, I never said you look smart.
>>4054857
>We will be watching.
Thanks for the (You)s.
Dumbasses.
>>4054867
But it is really something that exists! Ask anyone! What else would you call your extra mass?
>>4054859
I-It's clearly sick! I have to put out of its misery!
>She pulls out one of her guns
Don't move little thing. It won't take much!
>>4054881
We don't have time for even a quick game as long as a Survival Game is going on! It's number one priority for a member of the Survival Game Club!
>>4054890
You can always buy some from the corner shop!
>>4054891
Hey, that hurt!
Hey, that hurt!
Hey, that hurt!
Hey, tha
>>4054891
>
>>4054890
>>4054901
>leaves alone
>>4054921
Can you do a more boring character design than this shit?
They weren't even trying
>>4054891
Tweet!
(I've spent more time on the beach than I have flying! It's like that Groundhog Day movie!)
>>4054909
TWEET!
(OH SHIT!)
>Flies off.
>>4054928
That's not a loss.
>>4054901
It was implied, you can't have one without the other.
>>4054891
You kids have fun. I have someone to meet down the shore a ways.
>>4054930
Character design? Do you think I chose to live a life forced to be last place in every apple picking contest in history?
>>4054934
That poor thing.
>>4054942
Wrong, you could be an old senile like you
>>4054881
My friends...? I don't understand, how am I hurting them?! Tell me!
>>4054891
I've seen this metal before! Yes, in fact, it was in my roommate's possession not long ago!
>>4054909
Are you proposing I turn to theft for money...?! Miss President, that's positively scandalous! What would everybody think if they knew what dark plans you had?
>>4054921
You get high marks for the cosplay, now show me your setting, and backstory!
>>4054928
>Lifts head
Is she gone...? I can't believe that worked!
>>4054921
Erhm...hello, miss? Something the matter?
>>4054951
Fate wasn't kind to you alas.
You wouldn't even stand out in a cosplay convention
Keep fucking with me /hg/ ill snap your necks like a chicken bone
>>4054897
Sit in that chair over there
>points at a chair
>>4054909
Well fine then. Game over I guess.
>>4054967
I'll tell you when we play the game.
>>4054891
I really need to fix this game.
But I have MH Games to Create.
>>4054974
The irony is that there is a literral furry porn ava here.
HG or outside, it's /trash/ all around
>>4054976
Not buyin it
>>4054959
What happened to the PhD then? Did you forget about that? Is Alzheimer's hitting you really hard right now?
>>4054976
No Todd, we don't want to buy your stupid remaster.
>>4054976
NEVER!!!!!!!!
>>4054967
I haven't been here in so long I actually remember none of my original world.
I am Victorique De Blois. A small girl from the old country, spending her days locked in a library getting friendly with the ladders.
>>4054968
Nothing is the matter, I appear to have stumbled onto a thread and have conversations with people I've never met.
Hello, nice to meet you.
>>4054970
What are those, invisible man? Are there mysteries in such places?
>>4054997
You could have a PhD in women studies. That's close to nothing.
>>4054967
No, you can buy the food, with money, like normal people do it. I thought that was clear. I'm sorry that your mind instantly goes for the illegal option.
>>4054977
>>4054986
No, the game is still clearly going on! Can't you see that I just escorted a toad to safety?
This game still has some twists and turns for us to see!
>>4054986
Tweet!
(Guys, we need to focus! If we don't we never find the answ-)
Tweet?
(Is that a moth?)
>>4055004
They're actually the gate that lead to hell. For your safety, don't go there
>>4054999
>>4054998
>>4054990
Would you kindly buy my game?
>>4055010
Why is Maya best sabagebu?
>>4054977
How deplorable, sir, I simply hate sitting.
>She huffs pridefully, before doing so, laying her scythe across her lap
>>4055004
As it so often happens here, miss...especially the "stranger" portion, for some. Likewise, miss.
>She offers a brief curtsy with a smile
>>4055005
I would still be more than anything you could ever achieve.
>>4055028
NO!!!
>>4055013
>>>4055004
Interesting, interesting... The loner exploring the world she knows little of... Not the most original idea, but a decent one all the same!
>>4055010
Where would I obtain the money, though? Through theft, you were implying...isn't that right?
>>4054986
Alright initiate peace removing sequence. No more peace in this shit!
>>4055028
No Todd, we don't want to buy your game unless you're going to remaster Oblivion or Give us Elder Scrolls 6.
>>4055035
Good taste Anon.
>>4055023
I'll be sure not to.
>reads a book on cosplay
The last place I want to be is a place where I'm crushed and trampled by sweaty people in cheap costumes.
My clothes, sir, they do not have a price. They were made for me by the tailor woman in the village.
>>4055042
Say, are there any interesting books to read in this place? I would like to continue what I had been doing moments ago. Reading.
>>4055059
Perhaps your interest in me does not extend to the point of explaining where I am to appear as a holder of knowledge that I must depend on to figure out this strange place. Perhaps you actually don't know.
>>4055047
>>4055062
One.
>>4055035
Maya is an important member of our Survival Game Club, but all of us are equally important to keep it working!
Of course I win when it comes to beauty.
>>4055059
You don't have money for food? How do you even feed yourself? You know that keeping your stomach filled, and yourself healthy is really important in a Survial Game, right?
>>4055062
I'll keep you safe Toad! No matter what! I swear that on the Survival Game Club!
>>4055062
Tweet!
(How dare he! I have a natural fear of cats! Why should I work for them?)
Tweet...
(Something tells me he might have a dirty secret of his own....)
>>4055044
I'm a Major in the army.
>>4055062
Well Gundam is tired of breeding animals. so he decided to... well.
>>4055084
No means no Todd.
>>4055062
Aah! Cold! Why would you do that?
>>4055084
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER TODD
>>4055100
Thank you, froggy~
>>4054905
Just 'belly'!
>>4055100
Perfect work, cat girl! I'll remember you and your moves. That way it'll be easier to take care of you later!
>>4055084
That's another thing
Kotor remaster when
>>4055100
Tw...eet...!
(Ouch...why...? All I wanted....was some adventure and bird...seed....)
>>4055077
I'm afraid such things aren't particularly common here, miss, unless someone elects to bring one in. Most often they're of a magical inclination, at that.
>>4055100
We have figured out Sliver's weakness. Fire!
>>4055116
>>4055100
>>4055128
Two.
>>4055096
A major disaster waiting to happen.
>>4055130
>pets
>>4055134
I forgot to bring enough with me, and I don't really want to give you mine, so let's just say you never even wanted one.
>>4055134
>nothing better than canon deaths
>>4054974
>>4055052
>
>>4055134
Yummy~
>>4055130
Poor little birdie...
Do you want some seed?
>>4055084
>>4055137
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4055134
Oh boy, they are dying one by one.
>>4055010
Not that game, our game.
>>4055013
The game will test your willingness to live with sets of traps that will most likely kill you
>>4055042
>Grabs her scythe and throws it to the side
>he ties her hands and feet
>he finally places the last piece of the trap
>group of knifes in front of her face
The point of the game is to put your face to the test. Will you put your face in pure pain just to save your life? You just need to get the lever to let your self go free but the knifes will be their getting to you. Live or die make your choicd
>>4055062
I-I feel it...the all-consuming rush of the madness...! Gone is my sanity, cast into the wind like dust, scattered along the horizon! In fact, I've lost my sound mind to the point I no longer know where this monologue is headed!
>>4055077
And that pattern of speech...very formal... You'll make an excellent recruit! Ah, but where are my manners? You are in the bloodworks of a gladiatorial arena, wherein you shall compete with tributes from other planes of existance to fight to the death!
>>4055089
I eat before I come here, after my showers! And then I hunt until I go home...
>>4055100
No need to thank me, I was merely doing my civil duty as a hero... However, if you insist on thanking us, we will not decline...
>>4055134
You...! My rival has come to ruin my machinations?! You better prepare for my revenge, as it will come with such a large amount of force, you'll be paralysed!
>>4055137
Three
>>4055137
JUST DO IT ALREADY FAKE TODD! DO IT!
>>4055164
Tweet.
(Sure...at least it'll soothe the pain of defeat.)
>>4055162
>Hoshi's tower
kek
>>4055173
Hopefully he will not return, and I will have the revenge I so desire! Ahaha!
>>4055177
Then it is similar to the survival games? If I am fatally wounded, I'll be perfectly fine afterwards, yes?
>>4055187
>>4055186
>>4055172
THREE.
AAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BUUUUUUUYYYYYY IIIIIIIIIITTTT
>blows up the thread
>>4055173
Can you please close the door?
>>4055189
>gives seed
>>4055162
>Bolin swimming through the sea of fur to shitpost everywhere he can
I fucking laughed out loud
>>4055162
Where's the /co/ threads in this?
>>4055173
Could you keep it down? We're having a special Survival Game edition sleep over! You should come back later!
>>4055177
But that's our game! It's everyone's game! The Survival Games exist for our entertainment!
>>4055185
Your parents don't really care about you, right? If you keep hunting, I'll be forced to report you to the authorities.
>>4055173
I am literally watching here and you guys track 1 person down.
Well that is a good feat I guess. But not enough to satisfy the games.
>>4055189
>You remind me that there's a bird's nest in my room.
>AND THERE'S EGGS TOO INSIDE IT!
>>4055223
First one was funnier, you hoshi dicksucker
>>4055212
YES, FAKE TODD IS DEAD! NOW EVERYONE BUY MY GAME.
>>4055162
Oh shit. I guess my plan for escaping the fireball by moving to the ocean is a dud.
I need to come up with a new plan.
>>4055228
Moments like these make my heart pound so fast that I'm kinda scared about the possibility of a heart attack.
>>4055220
FUCK you're right!
>>4055122
Lovehandles is more than just your belly, it encompasses other areas with unnecessary fat as well, such as your arms, bottom, and legs. You can't just call all your fat "belly".
>>4055224
Why do you say that?! I'm perfectly healthy! They just...don't trust me with money, is all...!
>>4055228
YOUR END HAS COME! Kuhuhu, did I scare you? Don't lie, I saw the look on your face!
>>4055217
>He is within us all, trying to control us, trying to get us to shitpost, so that one day, he can rise again, and bring memes and dankness to the land.
>>4055214
Tweet!
(Thank you, human!)
>>4055228
Tweet!
(Wow, he wasn't lying about Gundam dying tomorrow.)
>Probably should get that nest relocated somewhere safe.
>>4055228
No. One win is enough! Please stop killing everybody! Anyone but you!
I do not want to go search for the horrors back in google and I don't want to taint my Incognito Google Search! (:^))
>>4055239
I hope you realize how stupid it is to ava a meme and "claim" them
>>4055259
It doesn't need a name, that's just my body! And it's perfectly fine!
>>4055267
I sure need to be saved a lot...
>>4055162
>>4055223
>>4055249
Fuck /co/fags
>>4055267
the furry bitch is on fire
Reminder that you don't have to preorder The Elder Scrolls remastered
>>4055264
But there's no way you could properly prepare to a Survival Game without any money! It's impossible!
They're too careless! I can't accept something like this! Refusing to let their kid's passion run wild!
>>4055267
Y-You think you could eliminate me so easily? Think again, because I still have some life in me!
I'll win this Survial Game, no matter what!
>>4055266
>I wish I can.
>But the mother will search for what happened to the nest.
>All I can do is wait for the eggs to hatch, the younglings leave their nest and then relocate the nest for good.
>>4055177
Are these...vices? The alternative if I sit here, sir?
...Oh, and, ah, what're these made of, if I may?
>>4055217
>>4055162
FUCK, now that you said it
>>4055278
Everything has a name, fool. Even unknown things are unknown things. There is nothing wrong with your lovehandles just because they have a name.
>>4055211
No, not at all.
>>4055224
But my games aren't entertainment, it's will to live.
>>4055301
They are just sharp knifes. That's all you need to know.
>>4055267
And then there's the Banquet.
Neferpitou is being ignorant of the fact that somebody got murdered.
>>4055307
My fucking stomach hurts from laughing
>>4055267
Betrayal! I was your roommate, I saved you! WE saved you! And this is our payment?! How dare you...
>>4055294
They have their reasons, of course! They're afraid I'll buy my own clothes again...
>>4055315
That's a stupid name! Why do you call them like that?
>>4055295
>Ah. Just try and make sure nothing disturbs it then.
>>4055291
TWEET!
(Oh god, she's gonna burn to death someday. ain't she? I hope not.)
>>4055321
You know... I think the dragon has the right to claim the major now.
Oi, Old pale drake! Come here! Your son is here now.
Somebody make a thread with one of the maps. Let's stir up some shit on the board for no good reason.
>>4055320
Well, the Survival Games are the combination of those! It's an entertaining game that tests your will to live!
You must try it! Just wait a little, and you'll see the magic of the Suvival Games!
>>4055321
I don't have time for something so fancy! I don't want to make the other girl look bad, and I have to win this game!
>>4055324
They won't even let you get your protective gear? That's why you're wearing always that old blazer?
I can't let this stand! They're holding back your passion!
>>4055289
Fuck you, they help water down the furry leukemia in the board
what's something you're embarrassed to admit, /hg/?
>>4055348
Keep it down, soldier! This is a stealth mission!
>>4055357
I want to violently rape Clawdia.
>>4055320
I'm thinking...steel? Would you happen to have, say, a towel on-hand, sir?
>>4055357
I post on 4chan/trash/
>>4055348
Neferpitou is experiencing the "Hollywood" acting stage.
Kills someone knowingly, then act as if she has done something big.
>>4055357
I once pepper sprayed myself thinking it was deodorant spray.
>>4055320
They aren't like these games, or I will not be okay afterwards...? To which do you say no, old man?!
>>4055351
They don't like when I walk around in scarves and thick jackets during summer, or wearing robes anywhere but in the house... B-But they look so cool...
>>4055325
I call it that because that is it's name.
If you are asking about the origins of the name itself, it means that there is "more of you" to grasp during the act of coitus.
>>4055348
Sure, you can have some!
Gold is so pretty~
>>4055380
>I'm not the only one thats done this
Oh thank god
>>4055354
Well don't give them a fucking rad red cruise ship. Make it like an oil spill or something or just a goatse out in the middle of the ocean
>>4055348
>>4055358
Tweet...
(Uh...I'm pretty sure she's having too much "fun" to quiet down...)
>>4055376
Tweet!
(Don't give up! Just keep on fighting, cat lady!)
>>4055351
I've already played...I've almost won but death seemed to overcome my winnings.
>>4055373
No, and I won't provide you with anything,
>>4055382
That you will be okay afterwards..
>>4055376
My google incognito search is safe! Thank the gods!
>>4055380
>>4055390
>>4055384
The what? Is that one of your dress-up wizard words?
>>4055380
>>4055390
How the fuck do you even do this
>>4055393
They're on a banishment boat from /co/ because the mods are retarded
>>4055406
>>4055406
I'm starting to feel a lot more alone.
>>4055410
Carefully
>>4055406
Tweet!
(So...it's come down to the ditsy archer, the soldier girl and the cat lady...)
Tweet!
(WHAT A CATFIGHT!)
Oh and like typical Witch Games Alpha.
The game is over at night 10
WHO WINS!
SETSUNA
OTORI MIO
OR
NEFERPITOU!
But seriously, what happened to the guys!
>>4055376
She'll be fine! I'm sure about it!
>>4055382
It doesn't matter how cool they look! The thing that matters is that they refuse to let your passion burn!
This means I'll have to talk to your parents. I have to solve this problem as fast as possible!
>>4055397
>She just stares at the bird, and slowly pulls out her gun again
>>4055404
That means you just have to try again! There's always only a single winner in the Survival Games, but dep down all of us are winners!
Because we have the chance to take part in a game like this! But yeah, the losers are still losers in the original sense.
>>4055406
>>4055418
Get out of my battlefield. You're not fit for Survival Games.
>>4055357
>Once while trying to spray a wasp nest, I got an eyeful of wasp poison
>>4055404
Well, that's hardly civil of you.
>She harrumphs softly, before without warning shoves her face straight past the knives, forcefully headbutting the lever without much more than a wince
>>4055435
TWEET!
(I place my bets on the ditsy archer lady! She gave me seeds!)
>>4055409
The act of coitus. How children are conceived.
>>4055456
What?
>>4055449
...
>Flies off again.
>>4055162
I don't visit the furshit threads, I am a nomad between the HG Continent, Thicc Woords and Typefuckers Iceland.
t. Bolin
>>4055471
>gives you tree fiddy
Fuck off Bolin
>>4055467
God damn it.
>>4055465
...
How babies are made.
That is what conceiving children means. That is what coitus is.
AND IT'S OVER THE HUMANITY!
>>4055486
T-that? Why do you know about that, you're a child!
>>4055449
They're no such things as winners,we might think we win but at the end we all lose in a sort of way.
>>4055450
.....
>>4055489
Victory~ Victory~
>>4055489
TWEET!
(YES! I GUESSED RIGHT FOR ONCE!)
Tweet.
(Congrats, and thanks for hosting!)
Congrats Ms. Archer Lady Whatever.
>>4055489
Placements.
>>4055489
Damn, she got sliced so severely her image was cut off.
>>4055521
>>4055514
Oh I remember her! That's Setsuna, one of my aunts retainers! Glad to see you not falling into a trap!
>>4055531
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4055509
Ammo, energy, part of our humanity, but none of those matter when you get to play Survival Games!
The violence, and the chance to use weapons like mine fill up the void!
>>4055521
>>4055531
Thank you for this Survival Game. I was so close this time, I can't even believe it.
>>4055404
...I see, then I will need to decline, n-not because I am unconfident in my abilities...!
>>4055449
T-Talk to my p-parents?! ...Ahaha, you wish to talk to the Demon King and Queen? You may not survive the encounter...
>>4055521
And the winner is the noble archer! The role most consider to be usless has proven it's true worth on the battlefield! Congratulations, Miss! Host, without you, this history in the making would not have been possible!
butts
>>4055509
>She flashes a bright smile, bloodied though she is.
Something the matter, sir?
>>4055489
Well-done, miss! Though I'd taken that you were an archer.
>>4055521
Congratulations, miss, and thank you for having them, sir!
>>4055525
>smooch
>>4055544
No, I want to talk to your parents. I can't let them trap you in a bubble, refusing to let you be yourself!
That's agains the spirit of the Survival Games!
>>4055565
Please, keep those smooches for someone who needs them. My beauty would allow me to get some any time, but I don't have a need for them.
The only thing I need is Survival Games, guns, and violence!
>>4055543
Weapons don't matter to me, I want to see if those people appreciate life.
>>4055544
No I think you are unconfident...
>>4055558
Congratulations...You won
>>4055503
I am not a child...I am a Crimson Demon, we boast high intelligence, and I am no black sheep. I thought the process of producing offspring was common knowledge.
>>4055595
But you're, like, 13!
>>4055581
I refuse to allow you to! It's not as though you can force me to divulge their location, either... I won't break no matter how you torture me!
>>4055591
D-Don't be ridiculous, old man...! I just...don't want you to be upset when I breeze through your traps...
>>4055591
>She stands up and stretches
Something you hadn't expected then, sir? I'll admit, I've faced much worse.
kys anime
>>4055591
Well, I'm sure the same thing is true about Survial Games!
>>4055605
I'm trying to help you! As the President of the Survival Game Club, I order you to give me your mobile!
I have to make a quick call!
>>4055614
no deal
>>4055602
I AM OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD!
>>4055605
I smell fear in you...
>>4055611
You have and I know that.
>>4055615
You could say.
>>4055532
>Actually I edit that.
AND WINSCREEN
Thanks for Playing!
>>4055632
Yeah, right. Prove it. You look like you didn't even get that puberty thing yet.
>>4055648
I forgot.
>>4055648
I think you made an oopsie.
>>4055141
No, a real Major, I have medals and everything
>>4055648
Thanks for hosting!
>>4055633
Ah? And what else do you know, sir?
>She holds her hand out and the scythe flies back to her hand, meanwhile her wounds seem to already be healing themselves
>>4055615
Kuhuhu, you'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands... Come and get some, Miss President!
>He adopts a goofy stance, trying to be threatening
>>4055633
Sh-Shut up, you do not...! Don't try to ruin my perfect image!
>>4055657
Happy~
