Pokemon sexualization and general pornographic content thread
I don't know what edition this is. Let's have an OC edition. Post or make your own OC if you draw or write or fucking whatever. Even if you can't. Especially if you can't.
Or don't because as always I can't tell you what to do.
Old thread >>393337
w e a s e l s
Last thread's poll was really close!
>>405159
I must sleep. Have this completely safe for work non-pornographic mega latios picture before I thunder off.
sidenote dear fucking shit they made this thing a monster in super mystery dungeon
just wish she wouldn't go and fuck off for like five days after every outing
Anyway I gotta get some lunch and do some shit but I honestly feel like drawing today so I'll try to actually follow my own topic and drop some OC sometime this thread.
>>405221
but why shove pokepuff into ass
pokemon still get nutrients???
>>405289
People get drunk by absorbing alcohol through their asses.
Or maybe those things just lube good.
Or maybe I shouldn't try to think this through at all.
Would you want to be on top or the bottom
>>405159
>tfw youll never be mienshaos pet
>>406021
Bottom for sure
>>406071
Same~
What evelution gives the best dickings?
>>406118
That's quite a tough one...
If I had to pick though, it'd probably be Flareon. He'd warm you right up, inside and out~
>>406182
Yes that'd make sense, got any more flareon then?
>>405289
You never watched South Park, did you?
>>404065
Also, there's this gaylord that needs to get good taste.
>>406214
Not much, unfortunately
Time to purge some of this faggot shit.
>>406021
Bottom all the way. Might as well be comfy and call dibs on being the little spoon too.
I think someone called for /up/ last thread?
>Human dicks on animals, foreskin and all
Some kind of fetish, right?
>>406523
yes, its retarded
>>406523
I prefer the human dicks in the animals.
>>406523
We're in a thread discussing the sexualization of imaginary animals. Just post whatever floats your boat.
>>406523
Yeah, the artists even draw fur on the shaft like how the fuck does that even fucking work
>>406523
I for one adore the cone dick.
>>406555
Fursheathes are normal.
>>406060
;-;
Pokemon dominating people is top unf
>>406563
sheath, yes
shaft, no
>>406601
>conefag thinks his niche fetish is normal
There's nothing normal about this porn in general, just let everyone like what they like.
>>406611
'normal' is just a social construct
>>406642
Normal is majority rules.
We're in the minority, therefore not normal.
>>406600
>tfw love it the other way around
nothing hotter to me than a human taking control of a Pokemon and rutting it into submission.
>>406611
conedick's kinda weird man, you just don't get fur on a sheath though it makes no sense
>>406563
are you sure you know what a sheath is
>>406661
I prefer it when the human and the pokemon [spoiler]love eachother[/spoiler]
>heliolisk
Yo. My man.
I like you.
>>406813
Heliolisk need more love :Ë„(
>>406843
There's a surprising amount of female content with it, too.
Must be the hips.
>>405159
>OC Edition
Damn, this would've been great a couple of threads ago. I've ran out of yarn to spin there.
Lizard lovin'.
>>408659
The best kind of lovin'.
>>408684
The kind of lovin' that feels like an oven.
Since this is an OC thread, I'll post a picture a friend drew for me on my birthday. Try not to judge me too hard.
>>408734
0/10 fetish
Please reconsider
>>408734
>a fetish that isnt even inherently sexual
okay come on now we've been over this
>>408734
1/10
Not the worst fetish ever.
>>408809
>a fetish that isnt even inherently sexual
I almost started to correct you but then I figured out that this is bait
>>408734
Your friend's art needs a lot of work. And you need a better fetish.
>>408828
I want to gently fuck that Charmander.
>>408827
You're the bait.
But regardless of whether your fetish is sexual or not, it's still shit.
We're all autistic here, but you're going full retard. Never go full retard.
>>408879
I'm not even that guy, but a fetish is LITERALLY defined as something that isn't inherently sexual that you find sexually arousing.
>>408896
I think the play in the argument is more in the definition of sexual than it is in the definition of fetish.
>>408896
A fetish is more like an object of worship of sorts, sexually or not.
>>406549
Oh, and might as well fix this, while I'm at it.
>>408968
Delcatty deserves more love.
>>408734
>Try not to judge me too hard.
this gonna be hard, but ill try...
well, the good thing is you have a firend!
>>409013
>not "you tried"
ya blew it, son.
>>409005
It most definitely does. They're a real beauty.
>This dialog
laughing too hard to maintain boner, dammit
>>409254
Its funnier when you find out he thought it was good and well written
>>409254
>>409298
wait what? really? no fucking way
The art on these is pretty nice though~
![ae8a25060982b92832227858e081a038[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DrrZ9OO.jpg "ae8a25060982b92832227858e081a038[1].png")
>>409254
I like it.
Lewd.
I want to fist Latias' asshole up to my shoulder and wear her on my arm like a flesh arm cannon.
Prompt writer from the last couple threads here. Saw this previous post and thought it might make a good prompt, in the interest of promoting discussion.
Write your biggest regrets about not living in the Pokemon world with your Pokewaifu/husbando. Let's all get depressed together!
>>410599
>Never snuggling naked with your big Floatzel buddy at night
>While your bigger Typhlosion hunk-husband spoons into you
>>410599
I'm a zoophiliac, I don't know these feels
>>410599
>Never cuddling your big, warm Charizard while he blushes and squirms, trying not to let you know how much he likes it.
>Never see him huff and look away from you cutely, "reluctantly" accepting your affection.
>Never feel him clutch you tightly as you drift off to sleep, finally letting his guard down enough to let his true feelings show.
>>410599
>never getting to wear matching neckwear along with your Cinccino, Delcatty, or Meowstic
>>410599
>Never hold your 2spooky husbando at night
>Never be teased at inappropriate times by spectral lewdness
>Never bury your face in Gengar's soft purple chest
>Never poke his cute belly
>Never be ghost gangbanged by a small army of ghost Pokemon every Halloween like some kind of depraved version of Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers.
>Never stay up all night watching scary movies and cuddling up to him for comfort
>Never become a master trainer with your team of ghost pokemon/lovers
>Never be bottom bitch for an army of what are technically horrific monsters
>Never get grabbed by the ghoulies by some ghoulies while playing Grabbed by the Ghoulies and watching the so-bad-it's good 1984 movie Ghoulies
>Never use your ghost buddies for fun and profit
>Never get hypnotized into being a subby cockslut
>Never help Banette learn to love again
>Never walk around with a Pumpkaboo ruining everyone's Halloween
>Never dress Umbreon like a black cat
>Never have an excuse to use the phrase "depraved blowpop" in reference to a Ghastly with a boner
>Never traumatize realtors with Haunter and Spiritomb
>Never yell STEAK HAVE A PILLORY when Haunter cums. He won't get the reference at all.
>Never "improve" the Egyptology exhibit at the museum with Cofagrigus
>You will never swing from the Chandelure
>Can't harass loggers with Trevenant
>Never fuck around in the Tower of London with Aegislash
>Never indulge in your furfag fantasies with Zoroark
>Never watch The Godfather and Goodfellas with Murkrow
>Never reinact The Godfather and Goodfellas with Honchkrow
>Never try to seduce Yveltal despite the fact that it has no gender and will likely assume you're attempting to engage in some form of ritualistic combat
>Never hold Umbreon close on a cold night to stay warm
>Never spend eternity in a ghost orgy
>Will forever look like an edgelord for wanting an all ghost/dark party
I just wanna spook people and suck dicks. Is that really so much to ask?
>>410102
Careful anon, you might get stuck in there.
>>410599
>Never have a good sexual encounter with a Snivy, Cinccino or Emolga
Am I the only one here who thinks Salamence looks like a blue Charizard?
>>412573
Salamance looks like Salamance to me.
>>412573
Dragons look similar in some aspects, sometimes.
>>411568
>piss
disgusting.
>>413444
Mostly because gamefreak loved making designs with an emphasized belly.
>>410599
>Never be able to boop that cute little snout
![0234ec6c63aa26d32f5b3fc6c4af74bf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DVWi0I2.jpg "0234ec6c63aa26d32f5b3fc6c4af74bf[1].png")
>>413728
Good thing, too. Emphasized bellies are delicious.
>>413728
Makes for more efficient belly booping.
>>414069
>you will never squeeze it and suffocate him
>you will never discover he has an autoerotic asphyxiation fetish when you avert your gaze and look somewhere else
>>414069
>you'll never build a Paradise with him
>you'll never get to cuddle up to each other every night
>>410599
>you will never have a sexual relationship with your gardevoir
>you will never be able to communicate easily with her thanks to her telepathy
>you will never have her know all your needs and desires at a quick peek into your thoughts
>you will never have her happily offer herself to you whenever you start to feel a little needy
>you will never have your orgasms enhanced as she pours her own pleasure into your mind
>you will never sense in your thoughts how happy she is to please you
>you will never watch her act strangely wife-like at home, doing chores and trying to take care of you
>you will never look at pretty human girls when walking around town, only to have your gardevoir try to grab your attention out of jealousy
>you will never cuddle with her at night in front of the TV, with a book, or just alone in bed
>you will never keep your relationship a dirty, fun secret from other trainers
>>414163
>liking cabbage human
>>414069
>you'll never have a wonderful female Snivy companion
>you'll never slowly build a relationship with her
>you'll never tell her one day that you love her
>she'll never give you a kiss that says she's loves you back
>you'll never end up marrying your Snivy girl
>you'll never live happily ever after with her
>>410599
>you will never breed your Floatzel like the animal he is
>fucking his asshole without mercy
>you will never fill his tailhole with seed as you climax inside him
>you will never finish him off with your mouth, feeling his dick twitching as he coats your mouth in warm, musky cum
>you will never cuddle together afterwards, feeling his soft fur brushing against your skin as he affectionately nuzzles you and makes cute Floatzel noises
>>414163
I want to have a sexual relationship with my male gardevoir
>>414270
>>you'll never end up marrying your Snivy girl
Why is life so cruel
>>414812
Such pain can only be tempered by the smile of this small green creature. You know I wish there were more pictures of Snivy in a wedding dress rather than just that single one.
>>414981
I can never find anymore pictures of Snivy in a weeding dress and it's the one thing I love seeing her in right next to maid outfits.
>>415081
I don't care for maid outfits, but I'd love to see more wedding dresses.
MAID OUTFITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [Inarticulate noises intensify]
>>415128
I'd love to see some more too, I just imagine her being so happy about getting married to someone who would love her forever.
>>415181
I imagine the same thing. A happy Snivy just brightens up my day.
let's invade the kpop thread with pokeporn
>>407886
>>415228
nah
>>415128
Plenty of Pokemon dressed like maids, but sadly wedding dresses are far harder to come across.
>not a single image of my favorite in a wedding dress
>drawfriend on /vp/ was going to do one once
>they accidentally did the pre-evo
>>415256
That's both funny and kinda sucks.
>>415216
Well goodnight anon, have some sweet Snivy dreams.
>>415306
Goodnight to you, too.
tfw the full pic of this is fucking horrifying but it makes such a great crop
![5f3be3b98f469c4c4de569706ae89171[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ncLGlLG.jpg "5f3be3b98f469c4c4de569706ae89171[1].png")
>>415700
Cresselia is pretty sexy.
>>415763
good god why does this turn me on?
she has no fucking limbs
>>416054
Its a fat as fuck pokemon
>>415228
No don't do that you fucking-
>over 700 replies
WHAT THE FUUUUCK
This better be the OP image in the future
>>414484
You, sir, have impeccable taste.
[spoiler]But does this Floatzel have a slutty side to him, too?[/spoiler]
"Which of these three lovely ladies would you take out for a date?"
The cool and collected ace archaeologist, Mawile? The always reliable crack communications expert, Dedenne? Or the ever insatiable grand gourmet, Swirlix?
>>416794
I'm surprised my thread is still up. I was thinking of posting that here too.
http://strawpoll.me/6173810
>/trash/'s pokemon threads are better than /b/'s, in spite of the fact that the board is supposed to be bad
>>417315
The way I see it is that /b/ is worse than literal /trash/
kinda embarrassing tbqh
>>417323
Probably owes more to the fact that /trash/ is hidden than anything, so you actually have to browse some decent boards semi-regularly to even know this place exists
If this board wasn't hidden, it'd just be a fourth /b/
>>417332
>4th /b/
nani?
>>417403
Who?
Lucario! LUCARIO!
>>418374
A pleb-tier pokemon is fine every once in a while
>>418401
>Pleb tier
Lucario is top tier
tfw draw like shit but really tempted to just say fuck it and try to learn how to draw my favorite pokemon so that I could save money on lewds
should only take me a couple years or so, right? I have this arceus figure to help me learn shadows and everything
>>418421
>Lucario is top tier because I like it the most
Nah
A Lucario can be good, but it's not the best
>>418374
Mario, Wario!
Luca-Luca-Lucario!
>>418460
>Your opinion is wrong, it's just an opinion!
>My opinion is right though
Not even him but you sound silly
>>418482
Well, of course my opinion is right
My opinions are always right
Mary Queen of Scots was placed under house arrest for almost 20 years on advise of the royal court of England following a successful forced abdication by the lords of Scotland, under suspicions of plotting the assassination of her sister in law Elizabeth I, who had indirectly engineered her downfall by supporting the causes of Protestant nobles who opposed Mary's reign and strong Catholic faith.
The Hagia Sophia was built in 537 under the orders of Emperor Justinian I, also known for his ill-fated attempts to reunify the Roman Empire.
>>416794
Concerning Mawile saved your bitch-ass from Purgatory, can stand up and be an equal match to Entei, has the possibility to mega-evolve (which has the highest attack stat out of any other pokemon), and has a job more demanding and interesting than cooking / communicating, she's several leagues above Dedenne and Swirlix.
Only downside I can see is the giant, flytrap maw and what accidents might occur while sleeping in bed, as well as her holding more focus on her job than you, but I'm alright with the last part. I'm not a big fan of spending a lot of time with other people, even if they're dating me.
During a lengthy upset regarding the right of coronation within the Catholic church, Henry the Young exclaimed "Won't someone rid me of this troublesome priest?" Unbeknownst to him, a group of soldiers had taken his cry of exasperation to heart and set off to murder arch-bishop Thomas Becket.
>all this historical along with a porn dump
Please continue, this is my non-sexual fetish
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
>>419327
Sargon of Akkad, founder of the Akkadian Empire was originally a cup bearer. According to legend, he was believed by King Ur-Zababa to have been sent by Inanna to murder him, and as a result King Ur-Zababa attempted to have him killed at least twice with no success.
Inanna, known more commonly as Ishtar, is the Summarian goddess of war, love, and fertility.
Would you rather be chesnaught or gallade?
I'd be gallade~
>>419921
I'm a cockslut so Gallade for me as well. Would rather service both of them though
>>419955
>implying you have evr sucked a dick irl
>>419979
I have, and the guy said i was really qt~
>>420034
post ur pic qt pie~
>>419921
>Baranaught
>Shower shenannigans
>That COCK
i'm fucking dying
>>420271
>Imagining this thing saying 'I'm a cockslut so Gallade for me as well'
never shatter the illusion.
>>420271
>ruining the magic
now i regreat asking
>>420357
>>420425
reposting
>>420078
>>420439
see, its shit like this why there is a real good reason as to why so many people on places like pounced don't post pics of themselves or imply you can fuck their fursona or whaever. reality just isn't sexy even if you don't get baited into landwhale hunting.
>>420439
Now why the fuck would someone ever post a picture of themselves here in the first place?
>>420654
because they were asked to x^3
>>420654
I want to lick that pussy
>>420691
you do? mind posting your photo?~
>>420439
That's it.
This ERP shit has gone too far
I'm making a separate thread
>>421061
A separate thread for what?
>>421061
>ERP Shit
Honey that's camwhoring.
>>421080
For shit anthro apparently. Splitting off for gay is one thing, but why anthro of all things? That's to pokephilia what gamer gurls are to gaming.
Oh yeah I totally love pokemon, gaize, but my pee-pee won't get big if it doesn't look human. Here, have a real Pokemon.
>>421120
>not even separate gay or straight thread but separate anthro thread
Well then, it'll become gay anthro ERP instead of gay feral ERP.
>>421192
I ain't seeing that here
But they can fuck off too
>>421171
>real pokemon
>real
>pokemon
>>421305
>He doesn't even like multiple rows of nipples
What are you, gay?
>>421333
when did I imply that I don't like mutlituts
>>421192
Why does there only have to be one godly vespiquen pic
this world lacks justice
>>419979
I have sucked a dick IRL
It was a cat's, though
>>421668
That's such a cute looking pussy.
>mostly feral
Yes, this is good
>>421715
This. Keep up the good work.
>>421171
I don't see what the fuss is about. I say a Pokemon is fine anthro or not. But let bitches be bitches I guess
>>421715
>>421730
>feed me exactly what I want
>what do you mean "contribute"?
>>421748
Okay, fine
I don't have much though
>>421768
Can't quite say I'm into snuff
>>421768
I somehow doubt that's how beesex works
>>421747
more lucario please
I mean, not like I'm a beesexpert or anything
>>421833
>lick
I'd use that button till it fucking brakes
>>421799
Beedrill is a wasp too. Blaffing, isn't it?
>>421851
Never noticed that, but that's because of the number of sections to its body, right?
![3e55bb2ec261a8ff19f80a3d7ed38dd8[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/dA1he5l.jpg "3e55bb2ec261a8ff19f80a3d7ed38dd8[2].png")
>>421848
Same. I don't think I'd ever even get around to the fuck option.
>>421851
why does this image have to be alone in a world of good anatomy vespiquen pics
Where is the bee queen's love
>>421870
It is mostly their body type. Wasps are usually large while bees are plump. Beedrill's antennae aren't very bee like aswell
>>421120
>Check how other thread is going
>Posters: 1
That's just depressing.
What got you into pokeporn
![5367c8f5b5b5f797286f71b7ad48443b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/91oIn7U.jpg "5367c8f5b5b5f797286f71b7ad48443b[1].png")
>>422024
I like pokemon, so I looked up porn of pokemon.
Where the fuck were all you guys before /trash/ was a thing? I mean god damn the quality of the images in these threads is a monstrous step up from /b/ox threads. Instead of saving 2 images every thread, I'm saving 30.
>>422046
Not in /b/ and /vp/ is full of whinners.
>>422046
Soon that'll end, anon. I wasn't visiting /b/ because /b/ is shit.
![b06a2d0c190e50ceff7245f33ba324ca[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vMf19KY.jpg "b06a2d0c190e50ceff7245f33ba324ca[1].png")
>>422046
Fuck /b/.
>>422024
this thread
it feels like all of trash is just corrupting anons
>>422046
Presumably we were all just on our own, building our collections without posting it
>>422060
Imagine an ancient tribe of people going up Mt.Coronet to ritualistically fuck arceus as a right of passage
>>422102
And Arceus was the one that originally gave them the idea
>>422024
if we aren't counting gardevoir, then it was when meowstic was revealed
>>422115
oh man that makes it so much better
>>422115
What a horrible slut.
>>422024
Poor parenting.
>>422139
I couldn't have been that bad.
Also that pic is pretty great
>>422131
>once you fuck arceus you become addicted to it
>the first man who did coaxed his village to do it
>now every year the men of the village take their sons to be unwitting slaves to arceus
>>422024
I remember exactly how it happened, it was also the first time I fapped to anything furry
It was a video on youtube, rainbows make me crylenol
For one frame, porn of girafarig flashed in the background
Her face gave me funny feelings in the benis, and eventually I just decided to fap to it and swore never again
Needless to say, five or so years later I'm whacking off to gay feral pokemons and gobbling my cat's dick like no one's business
