HG thread
Time for the Fifth Dynamite Games!
First 36 entries!
Izumo Kamiki
Starman
>>4038339
Lenny
Vic Viper
>>4038339
Terry Hintz
Sanae Kochiya
Saturated Fat
>>4038339
Birb
Meme Cat
Kuga the Seaeled One
>>4038339
Dipper Pines
Jack Spicer
Dancin Fox
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Adrian Rollini
Cynthia
Sylvie
>>4038339
King Kaito
Reigen Arataka
>>4038339
The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight
Rick Grimes
Nova
FYXE
>>4038319
YOU WANNA CHALLENGE ME TO A RIGSTERS COMPETITION ?
YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND, FOOL.
>>4038338
YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
SHE'S WORKING WITH BUTCHER IN MY FEAST.
>>4038339
SETH
ROLLINS
Shiro
Moth
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>4038339
Maria and Harusame
>>4038339
Deck of Yugioh Cards
THE MEATY KAMINA
Cappy
>Female
The Drifter
The Champion
>>4038339
Ramlethal Valentine
TOADAL BADASS
El Peludo
Chansin
This girl
>>4038422
>Do I still get an awesome winscreen even though I killed nothing? ;_;
Major Ocelot
The Man in Back
>>4038430
>>4038339
Pillow-Kun
>>4038422
SETH
IT IS TIME THAT THE STUDENT DEFEATS THE TEACHER
Nero
>>4038384
>Seaeled
FUCKING SHEAMUS
WE ARE GOING TO FINISH THIS HERE, SETH. I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE, FELLA!
>>4038402
Hello Sylvie, how was your sleep?
>>4038439
Rammy.
>>4038461
you look triggered buddy
>>4038469
>Smooch
>>4038339
Clawdia
I'm back for blood!
>>4038476
what the shit
>>4038476
Is that thing for real?
>>4038484
You are late. That will not be happening.
>>4038489
Kaito.
>>4038483
Eh, I'm sad.
>>4038517
>>4038511
>>4038476
>>4038422
Seth.
Seth what the fuck.
>>4038368
You won fair and square in a game run by a guy that has cheating in his blood. It was bound to happen.
>>4038539
He's dead anyway. He simply doesn't know it yet.
At this point? I don't care about his stupid belt. I just want to prove to everyone that he is not invincible. And then I am going to shove the belt up his asshole.
>>4038505
Why're you wearing girl's clothing, little boy?
>>4038555
I recognise that image. That's a crop from the Beach Edition ERP thread's OP image last night
>>4038575
What really?
What the fuck dude...
(post full pic)
>>4038575
Yup
>>4038539
Tracksuit isn't my roommate anymore, he left for greener pastures I suppose you could say.
>>4038566
>>4038484
Let me guess,he rigged the champ match against you too Sheamo.
>>4038546
Thanks, good joke!
>>4038568
Because they fit me better! How did you know?
>>4038560
Would be sweet if I could bring a trophy back home. More proof that I am improving!
>>4038451
Depends, do you think you deserve it ?
Of course you're getting it. I mean, you survived District fucking 12, so that itself is an accomplishment warrant of the IC belt.
I'll get it probably by tomorrow, stay tuned.
Congrats Champ.
>>4038476
I-IMPOSSIBLE
MY SECRET LESSONS HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED ?!
I-I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO A 4:34 DOUBLE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY RIG-TRICK.
>>4038484
WELL DONE BEING LATE, FELLA.
>>4038541
HA, RUSED.
THERE'S ACTUALLY 712 VIDEOS !
AS LONG AS YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SECRET ONE, YOU HAVE NO CHANCES IN HELL TO BEAT ME.
>Michael: It's time for Dynamite Games #5!
>Gavin: We have a cast full of shiny new faces and old favorites here today.
>M: And these contestants are going to learn what the big city is like up close and personal!
>>4038621
I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS , SETH.
I'LL POST MORE PROOF SOON
>>4038604
It's 1-1 now, fella. He won. In. His. Own. Game for the equalizer
Who would've guessed?
>>4038596
I don't have it. I just remember it because I remember details quite well.
>>4038597
Yee
>>4038612
>smooches
>>4038623
Put the Irish potato in my spot.
>>4038435
>>4038484
>>4038623
Hey, that looks like a game I ain't seen before.
You guys new?
Anyway, glad to be groovin around once again.
>>4038623
Let's start this
>>4038623
Swap please!
>>4038404
>>4038454
>>4038544
>huggu
>>4038623
Looks good.
>>4038621
...Look, I don't want to downgrade your brawls, sir. But I have had worse than this. Still it was a pretty good scrap and I can tell that I learned a lot. And mark my words that I will defend my newly earned championship with everything I got!
>>4038623
T-This might be fun.
what's rhymes with "Gift Mei Crud"?
>>4038659
Appreciated Kaito!
>>4038623
Lately I've got pretty good district as a whole.
Looks good, let's start this.
>>4038566
Quite a lot of talk with nothing to show for it.
>>4038602
Hmm. It appears that several are leaving for some reason.
>>4038546
This person wanted their request done. And I want mine as well. Exchange.
>>4038439
>>4038501
>>4038635
N-NO WAY..
THINK TWICE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO KIDDO, YOU MIGHT REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
>>4038648
YOU BASTARD.
>>4038648
>>4038621
...What do you want from me, Dean Ambrose?
>whisper intensifies
You want to give him the Dirty Deeds when I am done with him?...Deal!
>>4038660
Thank you my son
>Do you have the rest of the edits?
>>4038685
>>4038623
It would be easier to talk to you.
>>4038676
rift say dud?
>>4038623
*The Drifter wraps in, readys his weaponry*
>>4038676
"Shit taste bud' "
I've had to go back from the bloodbath at least 3 times now to deal with these switches. I fucking hate doing this.
The first bloodbath was REALLY fucking good, too.
>>4038654
Hey, nice to be in a district with you
>>4038645
eww a frog
>>4038679
Just don't kill anyone I like, so ya'know, don't kill yourself as well.
>>4038685
Oh no, he didn't leave here, he just left my house.
>>4038722
This justin. Seth Rollins blackmailing yet another host to o nce again escape certain defeat.
>>4038612
I flipped your skirt and saw the bulge.
>>4038616
Belts don't make the man, the man makes the belt.
I mean, I'm saying this with the world championship on my shoulders but uh, ignore that.
Don't just show off some shiny trophy kid, show off your skills, your fight smarts, that's how you're gonna impress people.
>>4038692
>>4038691
This ain't me fight, I'm just here to watch 2 people I don't like beat the shit out of each other.
You boys have fun now.
>>4038728
What is the reason. Are you a terrible housekeeper?
>>4038726
Ewww a trap
>>4038728
Count on me!
>>4038669
That's what I like to hear.
>>4038722
Never simulate the game before you are sure every swaps been made, otherwise you're just torturing yourself.
That RNG is a bitch mang.
>>4038753
I am not going to suck your dick when I am finished with Justin Bieber, fella.
>M: After numerous delays, it's time to finally begin!
>G: Reigen is as tired of these delays as we are.
>>4038733
Seth was in fact the first to die in the first version of the bloodbath.
>>4038693
I deleted most of them as time went on
sorry m8
>>4038742
What, no way! I would have noticed.
>>4038758
yes!
>>4038782
Great, all this place needs is some renovation
>>4038799
>Shows you all the spare change and random junk I took from you
I'm really good at picking pickets.
>>4038623
I should really should pick up the habit of checking the threads as soon as I wake up instead of doing all that other stuff beforehand.
>>4038723
You too kid. Make sure to stay out of my w-
>>4038782
OH COME THE FUCK ON!
>>4038782
Stray cats? What's that?
Are they like the peeps in the Aristocats movie?
Because they were totals bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrXR6n0RTY
>>4038782
>>4038685
Thanks Ram! I'll repay you back next time!
>>4038702
Rhymes... But not what I wanted.
>>4038715
That doesn't even rhyme.
>>4038782
Let the Bloodbath begin!
>>4038782
*Dashes away from the cornucopia*
>>4038753
You don't get me, my friend. I always collect trophies from memorable fights So I can look back upon it and relive the moment. I know I know, it's pretty pathetic. But nothing thrills me more than a good fight!
>>4038767
And look at it this way. Not often do I find myself in fights that boil my blood in excitement!
So..uh..Thanks!
>>4038782
>
I better win this time...
>>4038782
>Seth was in fact the first to die in the first version of the bloodbath.
ALL HAIL THE RIG GOD.
I'm not dumb Meme Cat, I know what you're capable of.
>>4038797
No problem. These are neat, though I'm dead and Ririfag barely shows up anymore. Pic related is still my favorite of them.
>>4038782
I came here to get away from home. This place is the same damn thing.
>>4038782
>Seth was in fact the first to die in the first version of the bloodbath.
So Seth. How much did you pay him?
>>4038756
Because I didn't make him breakfast today.
SEETH
YOU WERE A FOOL FOR LEAVING YOUR SECRETS OF RIGGING ON THE INTERNET.
WHUAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4038829
Ok, I like what you're going to do pal. It's very creative
>G: Cynthia is intent on drawing blood, though she does it indirectly.
>M: Of course she does it indirectly, she's a Pokemon trainer. They're useless without their pets.
>>4038866
>>4038872
I'll keep the money
>>4038872
Come back here, Dean! You are supposed to attack Seth Rollins, nto run away from him!
>>4038820
G-Give that back!
>>4038872
Atleast it pays?
>>4038859
Is he too stupid to make his own?
>>4038872
>>4038872
I wanted to imitate Ian Curtis to learn his slickes moves but... post-punk is boring anyway... Going to listen to some funk instead
>>4038872
*Stares at the scene*
*Flexes his eyebrows*
>>4038872
Hm... I'm dying too soon in these games, maybe I need to slow down next time.
>>4038880
>>4038872
I wish you could use that card on me for this game, really.
Well, I'm going to cheer you. May the heart of the cards guide you
>>4038887
>Hands everything but the change over
Keepin this, ya lil' cutey. Thanks.
>>4038928
No!
>tries to grab it
>Summons Link
>>4038872
All men must die.
Die faster, post faster! I must not be kept waiting!
>>4038853
>G: He gave me 3 dollars and 28 cents.
>M: I got a $5 Amazon gift card.
>>4038904
>post-punk is boring anyway
DIE
>>4038853
NO MONEY WAS INVOLVED.
EVEN THE RNG KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR BUSINESS.
I mean, what a downgrade it'd be to go from Seth Freaking Rollins to uh, Sheamus as champ.
Just thinking about it gives me the thrills at how horrible it would be.
>>4038861
S-STOP RIGHT THERE
THIS IS MY LAST WARNING
IF YOU RELEASE THIS YOU WILL BREAK THE RIGGING MARKET !
>>4038872
Gotta find a way to earn money after using it all on the host :^)
>>4038901
IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING.
>>4038916
>Hugs the drifter
>>4038924
>>4038941
YOU FOOL
I AM UPLOADING IT NOW , TO CLUB PINGUIN
>>4038936
>>4038934
>You miss and grab my breast instead
>Slaps your ass
You just stopped being cute. Now go on. Get outta here.
>>4038861
>the basics to shitposting Hoshi is explained in 39 seconds
Seth is a pretty good teacher
If you reply to this, hug the poster below
>>4038872
>>4038899
>
>>4038938
>Places a blue flower on each of their graves
Rest in peace all of you.
>>4038938
Sorry m8, I like groove, not some whiny ass songs about how you want your next drug
I respect Curtis though, all dancers are my pals !
>>4038942
*Gives the mysterious entity a hug in return*
>>4038892
Apparently so, but I was beginning to worry I'd be lonely.
>>4038937
>all men must die
Found the SJW skank
>>4038941
...You still jack off to your own mirror image, don't you? And the way I see it is quite simple: Whoever has three points by the end of this is the new RIGHTFUL champion. And there's no Shane O Mac you can run towards to thats going to change that.
>>4038961
What, no! You just want to embarrass me to run off with my money!
>>4038957
>not using the superior bottomless trap hole
it's like you want him to come back from the graveyard
>>4038973
Okie dokie.
>G: Nova is a sex maniac so far!
>M: That fox is putting her dancing to good use.
>>4038938
Good boys, now return from the dead as ghosts and whisper to the rest of the tributes how great it is to be spooks and also tell them to leap off from high places.
hug me faggot
>>4038998
>>4038998
I'd like to explore Aikawa's superior bottomless trap hole.
>>4038947
This means a lot to me...
If you had a hand, I would draw a part on a smiley on it.
Watch out those Life points and win!
>>4038973
*The Drifter shugs his shoulders*
*Takes the hugging risk with pride*
>>4038973
Sure, why not.
>>4038961
What breast? You sure you're not the boy here?
>>4039007
I was just filming
>>4039007
..Is that Seth walking outside or a drag queen? It's hard to tell the difference at night.
>>4038973
Deal
>>4039007
You can never be too early
>>4038983
>Tight hugh
I love you
>I've been playing your game, pretty neat.
>>4038984
So you found someone else.
>>4039007
Twerk is a legitimate dance m8, don't disrespect it.
God.... the things I have to do......
You sick fucks want some fox booty, right?
>>4038986
That was a Game Of Thrones quote. Go back to watching your neckbeard anti-femminist videos you binge but never do anything for the actual cause.
>>4038995
That's the plan. Glad you're caught up~
>Starts skipping away
>>4039014
they can still do somthing like chain call of the haunted to soul release and summon him before you banish him
>>4039007
>4038973
Whoops
>>4039007
>the clawed girl wraps her claws around Gavin
>>4039034
>huggu
>>4039046
>M: Holy shit, how poor is that fox?
>G: That's not the first time Nova and The Drifter swapped clothes. Get it?
>>4039045
Hey, give it back!
>>4039055
uhh... hi there
>>4039063
>>4038949
THANKS FOR TELLING ME THE SOURCE, DUMBASS.
THE BESTS OF THE BEST OF MY RIGGING AGENTS HAVE BEEN SEND TO CRASH THE UPLOAD, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF MINUTES UNTIL CLUB PENGUIN SHUTS DOWN !
>>4038990
I don't need a plan B for your case, Sheamus. You're just the first of the grand series of those who have fallen to the reign of Rollins.
>>4039007
So where oh where could this ginger be hiding ? A dumpster would be the most fitting obviously.
>>4039030
Pretty sure...
>>4039069
It's just like 4 bucks man. J-just let me have it.
>>4039061
>using all these shit oldschool cards when there are better versions avalible
>>4038973
>
>>4039063
Well you know, I eat stuff from trash so... I'm not the richest motherfucker aroun'.
Still one day, I'll be as famous as Mike, watche out for me
>>4039063
I-I just need a little bit to get some food for the night
>>4039088
>>4039082
>>4039077
Nice speech. You almost made it sound believable. Is the shit I smell coming from your mouth or your diapers?
Kyoko Kirigiri
>>4039071
Hi.
>>4039096
>>4039088
>
>>4039079
No deal
>summons
>>4039082
I believe he just play them for some nostalgia actually
>>4039063
I know a good topic for that book
>>4039037
>He smiles and nods.
Mhmm...
>>4039122
Books are for squares.
>>4039105
Is there anything you need from me?
>>4039051
>M: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>G: GET IT OFF ME OH GOD PLEASE MICHAEL HELP
>M: [runs away]
>G: MICHAEL PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME I NEED YOU
>M: [returns with sledge hammer]
>G: KILL IT KILL IT PLEASE KILL IT
>M: EAT THIS YOU FUCKING ABOMINATION [beats Clawdia out of the room]
>G: Is it gone?
>M: For now. I need to lock that door.
>>4039007
*Stands on a cliff top*
*Pondering about his fate*
>>4039029
*Opens his arms*
*The Drifter walks over and compassionately hugs the invisible entity*
>>4039063
*Scratches his head wondering where his outfit went*
*Remembers the taxi driver*
....
>>4039036
*He blushes a little*
*Then pats her shoulder with a happy expression on his face*
>it is a great game, recently beat it. Quite the ending.
>>4039103
GET IN LINE!
>>4039109
Ok, how about half?
>>4039112
>>4039063
Hey uhhh. Kid? You want my pay for the week? You could use it.
>>4039137
kek
>>4039135
Ok.
>>4039063
I don't like working in warehouses though...
>>4039091
>pets the fox instead
>>4039109
W-Why are you hugging me?
>>4039082
>Unironically liking xyz synchro or pendulum garbage
Fucking underages
>>4039147
Is this a children's card game for ants?
>>4039147
I can still activate it's effect to fuck over your entire hand
>>4039137
>she runs away crying
>>4039063
How??
>>4039144
Half of your stuff, okay.
>>4039159
I'm not...
>>4039063
I'm a poor hardworking man, I'm just a wrestler in training trying to make it big by living his dream.
Besides I have a huge debt to a duo of assholes, so give me the fucking money.
>>4039101
Neither, I speak nothing but the truth, but you still live in your comfort zone that blinds you into believing you belong in the same leagues as me.
Every champions need a first boss, that function suits you too perfectly.
>>4039137
Only one? Boo!
>>4039159
Woo! Thank you miss, I like a good pettin' actually.
You new here, never saw your cutie face before?
>>4039133
No.
okay guys so I got this card, but I have no idea what the fuck is does, so help me out
>>4039160
>implying i said i liked xyzs and synchros and pendulums
GX is where its at bruh, fusions galore
>>4039171
Hello no! That's MY stuff!
>M: Holy shit, Ocelot isn't fucking around anymore.
>G: Nova is going to use those mechanical limbs to become the best lovemaker in the world.
>>4039159
It's honest work and the pay is NOT that bad. And no people to annoy you her either, little one.
>>4039177
>>4039130
Do I know of this new guest?
>>4039173
>sneaks behind
>pets
>>4039179
>GX
>literally stacking the deck
Cancer
>>4039186
>>4039172
Believing you to be speaking the truth is like leaving a blonde virgin alone in Manhatten, fella. Let's finish this already. We have to be somewhere in 30 minutes.
>>4039184
Yeah, and?
>>4039186
But I got no money...
>>4039176
I see, you were just greeting me.
That's fine.
>>4039186
You really didn't have to do all of this...
>>4039186
You know, the only other bird I saw here was a fucking bitch ass penguin... but you are cool. Glad to smoke some drugs with ya Bird.
Want sum Pink Floyd?
>>4039186
Bang! Bang! Bang!
>G: Well then, never mind about Nova.
>>4039206
kys shit taste faggot
>>4039211
How would you like it if I took half of YOUR stuff?
>>4039171
>She fidgets a bit noticing her mistake
I-I'm sorry.
>>4039174
Y-Yes.
>>4039187
I can bring you refreshments and a towel. I'm not very good at hard manual labor.
>>4039186
...Is that Seth Rollins dating some fancy suited fella?
>Makes photographs with his cellhpone
>>4039126
It's appreciated, if only you could fix the error of this particular medium showing just 20 people entered then it'd appreciated.
>>4039143
Hmm... I'll have to, not a lot to do when there's no case currently open to start upon. I'll watch this one however, might even learn a bit on certain individuals.
YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
what Ava do you want to hug and tell it "everything is gonna be ok"?
>>4039186
>>4039179
Fuck, now I want to play that PSP game again
>>4039205
Alright, I hope you have a lot of money because pets like that don't come free.