/tf2g/ - tf2 funposting general
kot edition
>>4024084
first for team pyro
second for this fat butt
whose butt is that
idk
some guy in the aids infested cesspool that is /hm/
>>4024271
bruh are you trying to get me to masturbate
sure
i also thought i might start a small flame war where people complained about the fetishization of the obese
complain? i LOVE the fetishization of the obese
i happen to be an avid fatluster myself
>>4025431
that isn't obese lol
i dunno you might be right
his butt is perfect though, i want to wrap my arms around it
ew you guys are disgusting
word's gotten out that you like team fortress 2 that ain't no secret lee
im going to sleep
someone cast a sleeping spell on me pls
mfw i wake up at 5am and can't sleep
also this board tends to love thicc so that is a decent ass
could be much thiccer though
Nappu Excrutiatus!
what
>>4025305
Yeah.
>>4024271
so that's what you think is thicc?
it's kinda sexy, though smaller butts with lesser fat are definitely cuter and sexier imho tbqh
that is barely thicc desu
oh god i dont even wanna know what thicc is anymore
how can you touch yourself to that
like this
*touches self*
*watches carefully*
watch this
*posts real thicc*
thats just funny
fetishes tend to be pretty funny
but this one literally takes all the cakes
maybe literally, but i know there's still crazier out there because i've touched myself to it
maybe its time to get a real bf
if only
i would hope that they'd be thicc too
it sure as hell is not gonna be me then
wait i just rememberd i dont believe in heaven or hell *tips fedora euphorically*
mfw touching myself to thicc cutebois while simultaneously dismantling religious ideologies
>tfw cute soldier main uses his voice in mm
>///<
>>4031931
shut the fuck up
>>4032244
why
>>4032282
shut the fuck up
>>4032315
why
;_;
>>4032336
shut the fuck up
>>4032792
Why?
>tfw you wake up and your tf2gfu isn't online
>tfw you shut the fuck up and you don't know why
*ejaculates into human to calm himself down*
>tfw wake up and your pal still HATES you
>it's how i act around people i like
so you're going to keep doing it
i guess
what you thinking wearing that skirt
what you thinking being a flirt
what you thinking wearing pvc
what you thinking
what you thinking
what you thinking smelling like a dead hand
what you thinking digging that band
what you thinking doing your dance
what you thinking
what you thinking
what you thinking
>>4033808
What
oh
that's not going to help with getting along with me
i think
What the fuck is this thread
I don't understand
i do definitely want to get along with you though
is there any way we can make it work
>>4033840
song lyrics
its obv a song
you idiot
i dont know
well that's better than no at least
is there a thread or something
If you were wondering why I never talked to you for like a week, it's because you're fucking annoying and every single conversation goes the same way, and you always tell me to read your favorite stupid fucking manga and I don't have time for it. I don't give a shit if one of the characters is just like you. If you're thinking I removed you because of what just happened, think again. That was just the straw that broke the camel's back. You're fucking rude, all the fucking time, and you say really awful things, so good fucking riddance.
oh
his more recent comment was better i thought
who the fuck are you guys talking about?
mfw cuties are hurting themselves over dumb drama
man this place got really uncomfy when i stopped thiccposting
should i post more thicc
TF2 is...alive?
i LOVE drama
keep on going please!!!!!
damn desustorage is still dead
did any posts get deleted or what
>>4034895
desustorage is just under the names desuarchive and cuckchan now
idk post more pucci
what were people fighting about here?
no posts have been deleted, what are people going on about
fight over me
i think it has to do with human and kiriikp
i hope kiri C U C K S human
I'm TAKING human, YOU can't have him!
im taken
ignore this post
POST
YOUR
TF2
FURRY
PORN
SPRAYS
nice one
heres mine
I was bored on Friday and did a fuckton of shitty sketches. Here's the TF2-related ones.
>>4035067
is that loss
i played oblivion yesterday
>>4035067
I do not use a porn spray, good sir. but if I ever do, it would be4 this one
>>4035165
no its not loss not every fucking 4 panel comic is loss you fucktard
>>4035227
not him but you're mad as fuck lol
>>4035215
Winter Waifu is pretty good but gay furry cubs get more stares and easy kills
i wish i was fucked by a wolf
or a dog
or a horse
i remember when my shit pc could barely run this game and i was bl*wn away by the decent graphics settings on the xbox 360 version
why do women make themselves so hard to deal with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh0QuXC6_nU&t=35s
i dont know
maybe you're bad at dealing with them
>>4035067
>>4035227
Should I kill myself?
>>4035298
but them bedroom eyes though
>>4035583
you're mad
>>4035418
dont kill yourself i think you are adorable how you see that thing in everything
i took my m*ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U42DiRKA8og
>>4035643
please end my suffering
i also took my mids
>>4035808
*takes the suffering out of you*
*kills it*
why would you even have that in you idot
i bombed their m*d
>>4035808
okay
*hugs you and makes you feel warm and fuzzy*
is this better?
>>4035883
I still see nought but loss...
im a bomb
*blows*
*takes my estrogen*
is it true that estrogen slows your reflexes and thinking down
of course
howbelse would you become a w*man
>wzman
what did he mean by this
mor elike >>>/sci/
i havent noticed anything like that from it
spiro on the other hand will totally do that if you aren't careful about diet and dosage
i like spyro
i almost finished it
nice
i always thought it seems like a cool game
im just replaying it because nostalgia
also no wonder i had a love/hate relationship with that game, it's so punishing sometimes
kot
*punishes human before he can demand it*
im not human
im an ANIMAL
*awoo*
animals should not be harmed *eats you*
i made a HAMBURGER
with 100% REAL BEEF
and i ATE it
eat THIS
*eats that*
*chokes on something*
*fucking dies*
x_x
its kinda hot
my palms are sweaty
>>4035418
what is this
>>4038221
>>4038344
what is yhat
loss
though i stopped going to /v/ when tf2 came out, /vg/ is just a subboard of /v/
>>4038731
and so it begins.
what is this meme
i dont get it
>>4038711
not really
>he doesn't know what loss is
o wait i thi k i remember seeing that
whew that is a really old meme
>mfw my tf2gfu triggers normies
you have odd taste in tf2gfus
>>4039268
is this funny because a 2d girl with one eye can only see 1d
i have an odd taste in my mouth
try washing it down with some home made cum
wash me
i wish my phone wasnt so shit so i could trigger normies more continuously and effectively
i use a computer
gee cant you wash yourself
*washes you*
um.. what is that thing between your legs? >///<
you guys suck at erp
*lmaoes @ ur lives*
*sucks*
it cant be helped
*ejaculates into you laughed off ass*
^*your
sorry if that ruined the atmosphere in this erp
god fucking damn my phones internet died and now i cant shit the thread anymore or ill get banned
fucking work you dumb phone reeeeeee
isnt your dick supposed to go flaccid immediately after cumming
ive been waiting 5 minutes for this fucker to die
ive been waiting 16 years for this fucker ((me)) to die
tfw 18 in november
tfw 18 in november [spoiler]next year[/spoiler]
get the fuck out you literal children
:x
i do what i want B)
do me
but that would be illegal
it's only a crime if you get caught
ok!
*does you SECRETLY*
*ums secretly*
*kills everyone ...secretly*
x.x
ugh
it's time to sleep, kids
*brings you to bed*
*tells you a sniper good night story*
shut up
thanks
*falls asleep*
one of my cats died today
im still a little shocked
ive never seen any of my pets dead up until now
im
sad
*hugs you*
>>4042918
:(
that sucks
oh
damn that's sad
you have my condolences
my dog is growing really old too and sometimes he has difficulty breathing
i don't want him to grow old
>tfw your tf2gfu comes online
>>4035792
this was pretty kind
i was going to post something here but i forgot what it was
was it a butt
n
damn
i love butts
i slept for only three hours this night
the rest were spent on thinking about nightmares
hlep
how do i make the nightmares stop
what are your nightmares about
i dont want to say
thats okay
are you doing some sort of physical activity? that might help
how
exercising regularly has all sorts of health benefits, if you can't sleep because you aren't exhausted at all it could help
if you cant sleep because of the nightmares there are ways to treat them
http://www.webmd.com/sleep-disorders/features/when-nightmares-wont-go-away?page=3
1 Jot down a brief description of a recent nightmare. If your most recent nightmare is too upsetting to think about, pick another.
2 Think of a way to change the nightmare. Krakow declines to tell his patients what sort of change to make, encouraging them to rely on their intuition to make an appropriate change.
3 Set aside a few minutes each day to imagine this altered version of the nightmare. Simply paint a mental picture of the altered version.
that would be simple if just thinking about it didn't make me want to die
but i guess ill try physical exercises, i dont do a lot of those
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
dont even remind me
sorry :c
i forgive you
thank
hi tf2g
>tfw no cutie catboy bf
i cri
>>4057235
you will die alone
thats probably not too far off
>>4057519
good riddance human
i wish my tf2gfu was online
:r
not even human desu
i like it when 26dollar says shutut!
i feel okay
i dont
ive been trying to fall asleep for the past 5 hours
have you tried f.lux
im not on the computer
im using the proper technique and everything
head on pillow
relaxed state
closed eyeballs
quiet, dark space
idk am i doing something wrong? i havent been interacting with my phone much either and there are no stressful situations like work or college
you should try eating something
>Fatigue determines the efficiency of your actions. As fatigue goes down it begins to negatively affect certain actions in the game. For instance, melee damage is severely reduced when fatigue is at zero. Likewise, the ability to use stealth and pickpocketing may also be affected.
oh
i need to stop jumping around so much
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL CUM
um
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL UM
>criminal
i am a good girl
good girls post butts
im weight lifting in my room
god i fucking hate my uninteresting shitty fuckign life
you need to make it interesting
^^
what do you find interesting
aFUCKING NOTHIng and i cant possibly do anything right now to do it more interesting i dont know how to explain it i just feel like my personality and who i want to be doesnt fit with anythging around me aAAAAAAAAAA
just ignore me im being tumblr
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
awoooooo
i wish i was fuckingv dead
no you must live
shut up
why
you dont know me and i must not live
why do you wish you were fuckingv dead then
many reasons i cant think of right now
mostly just >>4060316
you are the result of the actions you do every day, so you gotta think what the person you want to be does and then do that
think of me
i dont thnk anything i do will make me a cute girl
and anyways i dont know what im even talking about
its more like i wish i had a completely different personality but no matter what i do i cannot change who i am
i also cant change my boring past so thats an issue
perhaps you just need someone that makes you feel like a cute girl :3
yeah
i wish there was someone like that for me
maybe i should just erp or something idk
i put on my speedos and dad rock
mfw i cr
when angels deserve to di
mfw i sl
mfw i kiss you good ni
>tfw havnt slept for almsot 2 days now
teach me yuor ways, o old ones
I count slowly from ichi to hyaku until I fall asleep ^_^
whats a ichi and a hyaku
>>4066028
lol that image
>>4062072
tranny status: btfo
did i really wake up
Is this just fantasy?
dotsy isn't cute
corndog
corncat
*meows*
meow this *puts a corndog in your catbutt*
um
i do not eat from there
I don't know
can you repeat the question?
>can you repeat the question?
yes
do it then
faggot?
yes, you fucking cockloving faggot
what is best
dicks or butts?
big sweaty balls under a big musky dick
im hungry
i'm tired
i haven't slept in 19 hours
i need to eat too
you should sleep too
i think
i dont think its good for you to stay up for that long
it's 10 am
just 12 hours to go
dont die
*dies*
f
thank
