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>/fluffy/ drowned

New Fluffy trash thread!
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>>4009470
Oh cool, here, have some wawamelon.
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>>4009708
Thanks!

Oddly enough, I'm the guy that had that weird water melon garden Fluff request! :D
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>>4009771
It was you who requested a sliced fluffymelon at birthday party? Muffinman is making a comic about this :)
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>>4009791
>It was you
Yes! I like to lurk in the trash Thread. It moves slower then /b/ so its fine to check it every 30 minutes or so. And people discuss more. Its better then "just posting" a lot. I can leave it open while working.

>Muffinman is making a comic about this
AWESOME! Can't wait for this!
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>>4009840
Threads on /b/ are wolfram/carp dumps anyway, same boring stuff reposted countless times.
Yep, speed on /trash/ is just about right.
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Ah, the party continues.

fluffygamedevanon reporting in.
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>>4009877
That Smile IS cute! I wonder how the rapist was able to capture that very expression so well.

I also like the quick dumps on /b/ but then you have to really sit down for 10-20 Minutes and post stuff. And it focuses on obvious and flashy abuse. Lots of Smarties turned into Litter pals.

Your picture gives me an idea about a Weirdbox Story. A shady russian-mafia style guy running a high prices Fluffy rape fetish ring. Told from the perspective of a pink and blonde Show-Fluffy. She gets kidnapped right after one of the Fluffy pedigree shows. Some abuse and sadbox unfolds and after 3 Chapters she ends up with a slit throat dropped off at a Gas station.

Her Character could be similar to Laura from FractalFluff's maisieverse or Pearl from iasche's pretty thing (Same stubbornness and entitlement).

Side characters could include a seasoned (8 year old) whoremistress/bordello queen that shows the protagonist the ropes. Some weirdo customer (think Chris Pine as Karos in Strech) with lots of cocaine and buttplugs. And obviously the russian-mafia style guy being a mixture of a pimp and heist-robber, stealing high price show Fluffies to sell them to weirdos.

Just need to come up with some weird/creepy way that smile was "made" and bam! Instant Weirdbox.

Lots of potential!
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>>4010332
I had to delete the post to fix something.
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>>4010642
Both pictures look flawless and identical to me. Seriously.
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>>4010842

agreed
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>>4010332
>her smile is cute
That was the part of the request :)
Dude wanted a happy hobo fleshlight.

>lotsa smarties and litterpals
I've nothing against it but it's been done to death

>Your picture gives me an idea about a Weirdbox Story
Your idea is friggin nice man. Go for it! I'd love to see some fresh weirdbox.


Reposting Big Mista and Simmer, coz why not.
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>>4009771
This is why I love fluffy
That unpredictable bullshitness. It's solid
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>>4011362
And the Fluffies love you! They really do! No matter how you treat them.
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This picture is awesome.
Everybody, look at it. Look!
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>>4011944
Yeah man, that's awesome! I could do that all day!
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this shit really weirds me the fuck out

at least it's not /b/ tier fluffy shit though, i will never understand how that shit appeals to anyone
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>>4012250
Some time ago, I too was weirded out dear anon.
Now look at me. Wasting my life on retarded ponies, there's nothing better than that.
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>>4012250
You are aware that this planet is filled with people that want to marry airplanes, smear fecal matter all over their privates or chop up other humans with machetes.

Fluffies on the other hand are virtual. A Joke. A spin-off from MLP, having long lost its roots in the maelstrom of time. Driven eternally just by people like you and me being like:

"You know what would be cool? If it would be on fire!"

Its a though experiment, and just that. A set of arbitrary tropes, with zero chance of all the contributors ever agreeing unanimously.

Its almost philosophical. Remember there was an insane guy in old Greece running around a large market square with a lamp in the middle of the day, looking for a real human?

We teach children at school about this maniac nowadays. Don't judge us, by a few Pixels drawn or a few Lines written.

Have a look on whole picture! Its beautiful.
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>>4012513

Hi, you're cool. Thanks for posting that.
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>>4010642
>>4011092
Hey ZK, why don't you post the rst of your pictures on fluffybooru? It'd suck if your new pics are lost forever once the /trash/ threads die and the booru could use more quality art like yours.

I asked you this last thread but it died before I could see a response.
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>>4014190
Yeah, we've reached reply limit.

This stuff? Lost? Maaaaan, I keep everything on my HDD and OneDrive so there's no need to worry. I will try to ink and color most of this stuff tho, then I'll think about uploading it to the booru.

Meanwhile have a WIP. Auto-cannibalism, because fluffies are stupid.
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>>4014442
The anon isn't talking about you losing your files, he's talking about other people not being able to see them in the future.
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>>4014712
On a side note, the booru needs some serious improvements. Like a better search.

If people stop posting (i.e. are not on the front page) nobody looks at their stuff anymore.
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>>4014712
Yeaaaah, now it makes more sense. Pardon me, sometimes I'm fucking slow.

>>4014794
Agreed.
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Bump.
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There's been quite a bit of weird and hugbox lately, but very little abuse.
Surprising, not bad, but surprising.
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>>4016756
I think its a natural cycle. There is already lots of abuse. But the high quality stuff gets reposted so often, then people have seen all of it. Which leaves space for more hugbox. And more hugbox triggers new Ideas for abuse again!

And weirdbox, well. Weirdbox is just standing at the side picking nose with a knitting needle.

You can probably experiment on this. Make a /b/ Thread after another and just spam all the hugbox there is. Kinda to see what happens.
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>>4014794
It has been shit from the start and it ain't improving. All we can hope for is users to tag their stuff.
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WHAT the fuck is this ? No BLOOD ? No torture ? We need BLOOD ! BLOOD FOR KHORNE !!!
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>>4017602
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>>4017411
I would be happy for a fulltext search for Text uploads. With Solr/Lucene that would probably be doable.
However, I have no Idea who actually runs the booru and what hardware it is, and how much traffic costs, etc.
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>>4014794
>Look up CottonPuffs
>keep getting different things each time I search for anything
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>>4021924
They're called cotton fluffies.
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>>4017829
Fulltext search?
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>>4027537
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_text_search

Or at least "search for authors". Its not an impossible task, nor is it unreasonable.

But as I wrote, I have no Idea what the booru runs on, other then "probably PHP and mysql".
And running the site is probably expensive and time consuming and shit.
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>>4028049
Nigga you can search for authors. Type author:author's_name and that will show you everything that they tagged.

The best option for old stuff in my opinion is seeing the tag section's full list and clicking the biggest links or just go through and find something interesting. Hell, you might just stumble upon something interesting you weren't looking for.
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>>4028444
>Nigga you can search for authors.
Actually, I can't. author:something just looks for a tag with that name. A lot of people don't tag themselves. For example me, cause I am an idiot.

Also, i want to find, not browse.
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>>4015324
>Pardon me, sometimes I'm fucking slow
>gratuitous joke about the intelligence of those of Polish descent
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>>4023801
There's not gonna be
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>>4029975
>Uploads the whole damn three pages after the other
>hasn't uploaded anything since

I can appreciate giving us the comic since it's interesting but what's the point if you're not gonna finish it
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>>4011944
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>>4030164
So, while I totally enjoy that one, I hope it does not become a permanent thing. For foals is probably fine though.
None the less, I must applaud mintycorn for coming up with that one. Its so obvious and funny, but has been hidden in plain sight for all those years. The borders of Fluffness got pushed again!
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Remember Chimera incorperated.
Pepperidge Farm remembers
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>>4030347
Go on....
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Don't you 404 on me!
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>>4032319
>fluffies can name their foals
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>>4032950
Fluffies are always too smart in hugbox. No wonder hugboxers are hugboxers. They don't understand fluffies.
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>>4028726
>A lot of people don't tag themselves. For example me, cause I am an idiot.

Then you're part of the problem douche bag. If you don't tag your shit, you deserve to be forgotten.
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>>4036088
That is probably for the best, then.

So, my friend, how should I tag my shit then?

"Foal abuse pain sadbox" like everybody else?
Give me some tips!

Picture related.
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>>4033951
>Idiot literally doesn't know shit about fluffy ponies.
>Acts like he knows what he's talking about.

Fluffies have been able to name their foals since the start in both abuse and hugbox. The authors that don't have the mothers name their foals are usually just lazy and don't want to put any effort into creating characters.
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>>4036171
Use your fucking brain.
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>>4036171

>"Foal abuse pain sadbox" like everybody else?

Yes. Those are very good and descriptive tags. I'm not entirely sure what you expected, but I'd be glad if everyone used them that well.
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>>4036171
Why not? It's a lot better than untagged crap.

>>4029495
oh you ツ
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>>4036218
>>4037592
I don't know. Much to generic. I would prefer if people add specifics.

>>4037666
Quality Trips Mr ZK.
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Why do booru users not tag? Even if it's not your art, tagging shit helps improve the site.
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>>4037762
They call me Z "Quality Trips" K.

>>4037787
Coz they're lazy shits. I know that coz I'm a lazy shit myself.
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>>4037907
Ok, Z "Quality Trips" K.

By the way, I decided to not write about a Fluffy Hooker ring. But the way you draw Fluffies inspired me to put a Fluff with extra chest hair in the current one.

I'm currently cleaning it up and need to format it for the booru. but if any anons want to proof-read, or suggest tags, I can put it on a pastebin clone.
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>>4037666
This needs a bursting followup
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>>4014190
ZK doesn't have a buuro account either?
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>>4037666
I like the way you draw human girls ZK
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i'll finish this at some point
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>>4048363
I've seen art of pillowed fluffs mating and it just makes me want to take scissors and finish the job
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>>4048751
Live a shitrat, die a shitrat
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I've decided to migrate here, considering all the ones on /b/ got raided by furfags.
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w-what is this
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>>4049035
It's called "Fluffy abuse". Its a set of memes created by weirdos on the Internet in the wake of MLP's golden years. But it long lost it's ties to MLP.

It features the life and death of so called "Fluffies" a bio engineered toy from the Future. The fandom is small yet very diverse and lacks a fixed head canon. People can never fully agree with each other what Fluffies should be about, but a set of "schools" emerge:

Hugbox: Fluffies often have infant like qualities. From their looks, with stubby legs, big eyes and Fluffy fur to their slurred baby-babble speech they are first and foremost cute. Hugbox is often overlooked, but an integral part of Fluffy fandom.

Abusebox: Fluffies are not animals, they are artificial toys. While having many qualities of real animals, there are many distinctions. They are also cheap and sold by the millions every year. Released in the wild they are considered an invasive species. Generally Fluffies that are not somebodies favorite pet are met with open hostility. Writers and artists revel in the myriad ways of putting a Fluffy down or using a variety of corporal punishment to make them behave.
Most stuff will be abuse and most threads will be full of abuse. It's the most fascinating facet of Fluffy fandom. But its also a technicolor carnage beyond anybodies standards of reason, justice or compassion.
Not all of it is high quality, much of it is a 12 year old's power trip on paper. There is justified and unjustified abuse, each with their own following, and despising each other.

Sadbox: Fluffes don't have it easy. Being on the receiving end of abusebox will make you sad. You enjoy a nice sob-story about a poor little ball of Fluff, having her babies taken away? Sadbox is for you. Can be as bloody as the best abuse story, but can be as simple as a clear december day.

Weirdbox: Anything goes, shoot Fluffies to mars, teach them French or plant them in the ground. Weirdbox has all the odd things about Fluffies combined
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>>4049610
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>>4049610
>tfw you're a psychological_abuse fan
There's like, a one-in-three shot I get what I'm looking for in an abusebox or a sadbox post on the booru.
Usually abusebox is too simple, I don't really have a murderboner and just cutting fluffies up doesn't really "do" anything for me.
Sadbox is the opposite, it's trying too hard to make me feel bad for the toy sometimes.

Then there are stories that are juuust right. I particularly enjoy stories about feral foals being rejected as poopeh babbehs, or when mummahs are turned against their foals with some really basic psychology that fluffies are too dumb to not fall for.
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>>4049810
Yeah, 2k character limit. Was supposed to be a brief overview for some anon that is probably long gone.

But yeah, you're right. Fluff on Fluff violence/fluffcism and psychological abuse are big parts of abuse and sadbox.
One of these days I am gonna write a story about a Fluffy day care race war.

Some arbitrary condition like "mane is of a brighter color then Fluff" will split special friends apart, isolate foals from their mothers and fill each party with a seething hate for the other.
All is happening under the watchful eye of the daycare staff (which mostly spreads kibble and checks facebook) so no bloodbath possible.

You probably would enjoy that.
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What if Hasbio conducted an experiment on a depressed human by locking him in an environment that looks just like a house but filled with fluffies. Like to test if fluffies lovey and sappy antics boost the morale within their human companion, has this been done before? I considered making a comic about this. I'm also kind of drunk so my grammar is shit.
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>>4052572
Not by hasbio directly, I think, but there are many stories and comics mixing Fluffies with a variety of mental disorders. Mostly Anger management. Many use them as a prescription drug kinda companion.

You got some kind of twist with the premise?

Otherwise seems a bit boring. I doubt that huggies fix anything, not even depression. Soooo....

Also, Fuck you, Grammar! You're not the boss of us!
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>>4052614
What if he has to pretend they're his family, like a fluffy is his dad and mother
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>>4052619
Hm. Tricky. Fluffies are notoriously bad at parenting and quite stupid.

But how about the initial premise of depression.
Here is what I would do as the premise in a story:

You're Anon Anonsen and you decided to end your life. Luckily the government has recently legalized assisted suicide, as long as you can prove you're are sick enough to die. In your case the sickness would be depression. Very hard to prove.

For the next [Timeframe] you have to share living quarters in [Hospital isolation wing]/[your home]/[other] with a government appointed Medical Fluffy.

Things to implement could bet

1. You have to convince the Fluffy that you're better off dead.
2. You're not allowed to kill the Fluffy
3. Regular things you have to do for the Fluffy
4. You need to "work" and and care for the Fluffy

Pick what you like and add what you need.

Possible twists:

1. you're healed, but the Fluffy is stuck in a wan-die loop
2. The Fluffy helps you break out and jump from a bridge
3. Obvious hugbox is ovious
4. You turn into an abuser and dedicate your life to kill ferals

That's what I think is possible with the premise
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>>4052707
That's interesting, I was imagining the anon guy was assigned a special therapy for attempting to kill himself, the therapist uses trance therapy to find the root of his depression. Which would be an abusive dad and a crack head mother, this catches the attention of the Hasbio scientists as this makes him the candidate for their experiment. So on and so on
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>>4053445
Go for it then. You probably want to consider putting a childhood Fluffy in there too. Have some abuse straight in the first few panels. That catches peoples attention.

But what ever you do, please finish it. :D

Picture unrelated but I love kegstand. To bad he is probably gonna die.
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>>4052572

That sounds absolutely brilliant!

>>4052707

>1. you're healed, but the Fluffy is stuck in a wan-die loop

This could definitely be done well.

>2. The Fluffy helps you break out and jump from a bridge

Would certainly work if the fluffy was obliviously trying to help the human get better, and was later horrified when it realizes what the human used his help for.

>3. Obvious hugbox is ovious

This is actually my favorite of these, because absolutely no one would expect it! It obviously needs some sadbox along the way, but then again I have yet to see a single example of the dreaded "hugbox where nothing happens" that some kids so vehemently fear.

>4. You turn into an abuser and dedicate your life to kill ferals

Absolutely worst option. Generic abuse for no reason, except even worse because living to deal with something you hate is even worse motive than usual.
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>>4053586
Thanks for the support, I'll certainly try to finish it. As for the abuse, I'm not promising there will be any, but if there is there will be a huge build up to it
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>>4053763
You as well, thank you
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>>4053820
>a huge build
Which is okay. I found the more abuse you have, the more positive response you get. However I don't want to satisfy somebodies weird powertrip so I use it sparingly and only certain kinds.

>I have yet to see a single example of the dreaded "hugbox where nothing happens"
I struggle with that. When I do hugbox it tends to end up being boring and nothing happens other then me explaining stuff.
Any tips for hugbox?

>Absolutely worst option.
Maybe, depends on how believable it is. While hugbox rarely has a lot of motion, abuse tends to be arbitrary and unrealistic.
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>>4053586
>adult fluffy being rejected to the point that he needs to become a "dancie fwuffy" for the love of his owner
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>>4056504
You'll struggle to find levels of pathetic below that
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>>4056504
>>4057161
In my headcanon, fluffies are only capable of little more than (a wide variety of) preprogrammed responses to specific stimuli, their "personality" being merely emergent preferences from their stock of responses, so this fits mine.
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>>4056504
Literally the ambrosia of abusebox.
Any monkey with a knife can cut a fluffy up. Making an adult fluffy stoop so low as to become a "dummeh dancie fwuffy" to try to get your love and STILL get rejected is art.

The only thing that comes CLOSE is breaking a smarty so hard it accepts that's it's a dummy poopy fluffy and resigns itself to eating shit the rest of it's life.
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>>4056504
>>4057453
This is some good material fellas
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Digital Kegstand now.
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You're all awful people who enjoy animal abuse.
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>>4058432
i especially love it when they're raped to death
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>>4058432
Good thing I don't enjoy animal abuse and only enjoy torturing fake creatures digitally. :^)
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>>4058432
Now, why would you troll in Trash.

Try your luck here:
>>/b/694295064
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>>4058432
I enjoy your attention too, I love you anon
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Last kegstand for the day. I am going to sleep. Don't let the thread die, Amerifags.
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>>4060141
BRUTEL AS FUCC
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This thread ain't dyin
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>>4066241
>owner who is secretly an abuser
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>>4066921
Honestly the second best part
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>>4058432
Those poor fictional animals
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So I finally got a tablet to draw with
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>>4069638
DO IT FAGGOT.
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>>4057230
Your head canon is shit.
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>>4069798
I am
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>I work at a fluffy shelter
>And It's not great
>For one, I seem to be the only working there who gives a shit about the poor things
>Only other people there are
>My boss, who is just there for community service time
>A high school aged chick who is only there for minimum wage
>Two chodes who are closet abusers who's job is to put down the fluffies who cant stay anymore
>And This one mexican guy who I swear is only here to try to sell marijuana in the back alley.
>We've got a few fluffies that have stuck around, and have been healthy long enough so we don't have to put them down yet
>Stump is a pillowfluff who is dumber than the thing he was named after. He's generally obedient, but being a pillowfluff, he doesn't do much.
>Thorn is a Pegasus mare, and she has some issues ever since she was abandoned by her family
>Kirby is an Alicorn male. He isn't allowed with other fluffies unless under supervision, due to obvious reasons.
>The less we talk about Jam The Jellenhiemer the better.
>And then there's Einstein. He's a unicorn smarty, and he's the worst of the bunch.
>If you guys want, I could tell you about an average day.
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>>4071065
Go on...
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>>4071065
Finally, a story with a jellenheimer
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>>4075531
Shelter anon here. I'll tell you guys In a short while. In the mean time, have some Jellenhiemer
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>>4078602
>At about 7:00 AM I pull up to work and go through the door
>Greet my boss with a fake smile, and brace myself for what might happen today
>I head over to the "E" block, where the misfits I told you about are held in 3 different cages.
>Thorn requires constant attention, and so does Stump, so they are both in the same cage
>Jam The Jellenhiemer doesn't have a cage like the rest of them, he only needs a cardboard box with a slot cut in front, since he never moves unless pushed.
>Kirby has his own cage so he can be safe from other fluffies abusing him
>And Einstein has his own Sorry Box, in an attempt to quell his smarty behavior.
>I step in to see on of the two chodes (let's call him chode one) poking Jam The Jellenheimer with a stick
>And the other chode (chode two) is taunting Kirby by telling him that no other fluffy will ever love him
>The normal exchange happens between us, I tell them to fuck off, they tell me to lighten up, I threaten to get them fired.
>They leave, very visibly pissed off at me for ruining they're "fun"
>I collect the fluffies (and Jam, since I'm not entirely certain what a Jellenheimer is) one by one and put them into the "E" playpen
>It isn't long before Kirby gets bullied by Einstein
>That's Three whips with the sorry stick
>"DUMMEH DADDEH! SMAWTY NEED TO PWOTECT HEWD FWOM DUMMEH MUNSTAH!"
>Insolence, That's three more whips with the sorry stick
>"DUMMEH DADDEH! NO GIF SMAWTIE BIGGEST HUWTIES AND SOWWY STICK!" He then promptly shits himself and onto me
>'Bad Poopies' equals a savage whip from the sorry stick into his "special lumps"
>I might like fluffies, but bad behavior has to be punished.
>I put Einstein back into the pen and seemingly nothing has changed
>Jam is standing still in a different spot than where I put him, which is the norm
>Stump and Thorn are chatting it up as usual
>And they're reluctantly chatting with Kirby! That's good to see
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Slow thread is slow.
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>>4079062
more you stupid fool
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>>4079062
>At lunch I decide to surprise the fluffies
>I tell them I'll be right back
>This prompts multiple responses
>Einstein says "Dummeh daddeh weave head! Hewd nees smawty!"
>Kirby is sad "Pwease come bac soon daddeh."
>Stump is looking towards priorities "IS DADDEH GON GET NUMMIES? WUV GUD DADDEH!"
>Thorn is very cross and upset "NU! DADDEH! DON WEAVE THWON ANYMOW!"
>And Jam is completely silent, and is probably planning where he is going to teleport to or whatever Jellenheimers do when no-one is watching.
>I walk in to the kitchen where I find Mr.Mexican
(We'll call him Senior Fluff) and The teenage girl (let's call her Inattentive) hanging out, with Senior visibly stoned and Inattentive absorbed by her phone.
>"Hola Senior Anon!"
>"Hey Fluff"
>"You watching your fluffies anon? I'm on break right now so I can text my mom"
>"Yup. Just getting them food"
>The less conversation with my coworker the better, I don't like any of them much.
>I make the food of the fluffy gods with a plan in my mind
>Maybe if I bribe the fluffies they'll see Kirby as one of them
>More so anyway, seeing as Stump and Thorn seem to be warming up to him.
>I walk back into the playpen area, and the smell alone of spaghetti drives the fluffies crazy
>All of them (excluding Jam, who is now now in a different spot than he was last I saw him) are chanting for 'sketties!"
>I place the spaghetti down in front of them, and they all fall silent, awestruck by the mediocre Italian dish
>Then Einstein pipes up, pushing Kirby over
>"DUMMEH MUNSTAH NO GET SKETTIES!
SMAWTY GET SKETTY NUMMEHS, THEN HEWD!"
>I grab the little bastard by the tail and throw him into his sorry box
>"You're not getting any spaghetti, and your eating last!"
>"DUMMEH HOOMAN WET SAMWTY OU OF SOWWY BOX O-"
>He's cut off by me smashing my fist into the side of his cage, which scares the shit out of him.
>I come back to the playpen and I see that Kirby is trying his hardest to be accepted
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>>4079595
who said you could stop fool
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>>4079595
>Kirby is bringing spaghetti over to Stump, who can't go over to get it himself.
>I overhear Thorn say "Maybe munstah isn't as bad as smawty fwiend says?"
>Jam has moved yet again into a spot where there used to be spaghetti, so I assume he ate.
>After sketties, I put Einstein back in the pen, and much to his dismay, he gets cold kibble.
>"NU WIKE POOPIE KIBWE! WAN SKETTIES!"
>"It's all your going to get for now, so get used to it."
>"DUMMEH DADDY WUV STUPPIE MUNSTAH AN HATES GUD FWUFFIES WIKE SMAWTIE AN HEWD!"
>I tune out his stupidity, as I have heard the same thing a million times from him, and begin to ponder about why the fluffies never talk about Jam.
>My pondering is interrupted by Kirby screaming
>While I was zoning out, Einstein had started to attack him, and now Einstein was attempting to rip off his wings.
>I was about to interfere, when Thorn pushes him off of Kirby herself.
>"Munstah is not a meanie! Munstah is no scawy no mowe! Dummeh smawty no gif Kiwby huwties!"
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>>4079996
The plot, she is thickening.
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>>4080177
You could say the plot is THICC.
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>>4080223
I could
>but I didn't.
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>>4079996
>To say I was surprised is to say that water is wet
>It's rare enough that a fluffy will overcome it's fear
>It's a whole different beast to see a fluffy standing up for the thing it feared
>"Awe ou awight, munstah? Did dummeh smawtie gun out huwties?"
>It's at this point that Einstein gets over the initial shock of being challenged and defied by one of his own
>"WHAT IS DUMMEH THOWN DOING? THAT ES DUMMEH MUNSTAH, SMAWTY NEES TO PWOTECT OH FWOM MUNSTAHS BY GIFING FOWEVAH SWEEPIES!"
>Then Stump joins in with his opinion
>"Munstah gif Stump sketty nummehs. Stump wikes munstah Kiwby."
>Both me and Einstein are in states of stunned disbelief. He's the one to speak up, however.
>"NOW STUMP FWIEND WUV MUNSTAH? BUT MUNSTAH IS DUMMEH WHO WAN US TO TAKE FOWEVAH SWEEPIES! NEE GIF OWWIES AND HUWTIES TO DUMMEH MUNSTAH!"
>It is at this point where fluffy history is made
>A deep, scratchy voice emits from the direction of Jam
>"We are all imperfect. We were not meant to be. Created to be the playthings of a race which is already flawed. Monster or not, Kirby is no different than the rest of us. "
>He then opens his mouth and let's out a dreadful screech.
>And then he falls silent, and promptly goes to sleep.
>The fluffies are very confused by by this development, and there attention goes from Kriby to Jam.
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>>4080501
>Jellenheimers
You going to Booru this, Anon?
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>>4080541
I HAVE NO IDEA -The Medic
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>>4080541
>>4080558
Which is to say, I have a Booru, but I wrote this all on mobile on a device that doesn't have a function to put it into a text format that I could upload from.
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>>4080583
well, it's /trash/ so it should stick around long enough for you to compile it elsewhere
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>>4080583
finishthefuckingstoryjohnnydeppfearandloathing.gif
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>>4080501
>The fluffies have all crowded around Jam, (Stump got rolled over by Thorn and Kirby) completely dumbfounded.
>As usual, Einstein is the first to speak, but in an unusual fashion for him, he is not shouting
>"Wat happen to Jewwenheimew fwiend? Did he take fowevah sweepies?"
>Thorn nudges Jam a bit
>"Nu smawty fwiend, Jewwenhiemew fweind stiww haf aiw."
>They all are muttering amongst themselves about Jam, and I'm just standing there, completely bewildered by the events that had just transpired.
>After a little while, the fluffies go back to there normal selves as Jam rest in a corner
>There is still an uneasy air, but the fluffies have gone back to doing what they were doing before.
>It isn't long before Einstein realises he hasn't demanded anything or tried to kill Kirby for about thirty minutes.
>"WHY AWE WE PWAYING WIF DUMMEH MUNSTAH!?" He snaps
>Kirby decides to stand up for himself for once
>"Kiwby nu am munstah. Kiwby haf wingie thingies. Kiwby haf hown. But nu am munstah. Kiwby is a fwuffy!"
>It is at this point that Thorn stands next to Kirby, as if to protect him
>"Kiwby is fwiend of hewd. If smawtie nu am fwiend to Kiwby, smawty is nu fwiend to Thown."
>"WAT? SMAWTY FWIEND IS BESTEST FWIEND IN HEWD! GIB FOWEVAH SWEEPIES TO DUMMEH MUNSTAH O GET BIGGEST HUWTIES!"
>"NU! OU WIWW HAF TO GIF ME BIGGEST OWWIES TO HUWT KIWBY!"
>Einstein now charges at Thorn, and plants his hoof right into her face, seemingly breaking her very fragile nose.
>I grab Einstein and begin to smack him over and over with the sorry stick
>I then throw him in his sorry box
>"Either play nice with the other fluffies or don't play at all, you little douchebag!"
>I then realise I went a tiny bit overboard, so I decide to take it easy and go back with the other fluffies.
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>>4080501
>>4079996

>The fluffies never ever talk about Jam for whatever reason
>but they still seem to acknowledge he exists when it calls for it
>they even know what he is
>a voice speaks from his direction and he later on screeches and goes to sleep

the lore is THICC
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>>4081272
>THE NEXT DAY
>I had the boss assign Senior Fluff to watch the nightshift instead of The Chode Duo
>He's very happy to see me, relieved even
>"Hola Amigo, there is something wrong with smart shitrat!"
>"What? What's wrong with him?"
>"Well, Me amigo, he falls in and out of sleep, and when he falls asleep, he begins to flail and scream, all while shitting and pissing! No wonder people hate these things!"
>"Whatever, He probably ate something weird, I'll take it from here."
>Gracias, amigo. Do you want any-"
>"No, I don't want any pot, please leave me with the fluffies now."
>"Okay, amigo, if you insist."
>I repeat the routine from the day before, with slight variation
>Kirby slept in the same cage as Thorn and Stump last night, and they seem okay with it.
>I pick up Jam, who is still fast asleep from yesterday
>Maybe it takes a lot of energy out from a jellenheimer to talk or do anything
>And last, and certainly not best, I have to pick up Einstein, who is, as Senior Fluff said, drifting in and out of sleep, and looks absolutely terrified.
>"Einstein...Einstein wake up!"
>"Wa...wat? Einstein nu am getting huwties by munstahs?"
>I'm a bit confused. I assumed he was sick, but it appears he had a bad dream.
>I didn't know Fluffies could dream, much less have a nightmare. (GET IT? BECAUSE HORSES, AMIRIGHT?)
>I decided to investigate
>"Einstein, did you have a bad dream?"
>"Wat dummeh daddeh mean? Does Daddeh mean bad sweepy pway?"
>Apparently fluffies call dreams sleepyplay.
>"Yes, Einstein, I mean Bad sleepyplay. What happened in it?"
>"Weww, Einstein was pwaying wif gud hewd wike a gud smawty, when a scawy munstah comes an gifs bad huwties to Einstein! An then, an then an then!"
>"AN THEN HEWD STAWT TO HUWT SMAWTY WIKE MUNSTAH! SMAWTY TWY TO GIB HUWTIES BACK, BUT SMAWTIES HUWTIES NO WOWK! SO EINSTEIN TWY AN WUN AWAY, BUT HOOFSIES NO WOWK! AN THEN SCAWY MUSNTAH NUMS ON EINSTEIN! SU SCAWY! HUHUHU!"
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>>4082926
>Smarty starts calling himself by name instead of "Smarty"
Disgonbegood
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>>4082926
this is either what happens to a smarty after getting stood up to or the jam did something
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>>4083253
Maybe.... Maybe not.
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>>4082926
>I think I know what "Munstah" Einstein was talking about, but I have to be sure.
>"Einstein, Kirby is not a monster. He's a sweet, dumb little fluffy, just like you."
>"NU! EINSTEIN NOT TAWKING ABOWT KIWBY! EINSTEIN MEAN JEWWENHEIMEW!"
>That's what I expected. I'm not entirely sure about Jellenheimers and I'm not superstitious, but I have heard lots of weird things about them.
>Then again, this could just be the result of the smarty getting usurped.
>When I put Einstein in the pen, both Kirby and Thorn turned away from him (and Stump complained about 'meanie fluffy' and shut his eyes)
>Einstein seemed dejected, but walked towards them anyway.
>He began to run towards them when he saw Jam sleeping in the corner of the pen behind him.
>I decided to try to talk to all the fluffies, after all, if Einstein can't reject Kirby, than Kirby shouldn't be allowed to reject Einstein.
>"Now guys, Einstein may not have always been nice, but you should be nice to him to."
>Although Thorn and Stump refused, Kirby trotted right up to the (Ex?) Smarty.
>"Ou was the biggest meanie tha Kiwby haf evah met!"
>And He raised one hoof up
>I braced for the impact that was about to happen
>And then Kirby hugged Eisenhower
>"Bu Kiwby stiww wub ou"
>"Muns- Kiwby wuv Einstein? Bu- Bu- Bu Einstein was biggest meanie."
>Wellthatsnice.jpg
>But It's getting close to lunch, so I should probably fix them something to eat
>I decide to award this stunning display with spaghetti
>The boss says I baby and spoil the things to much, but compared to the rest of the shelter, I think I'm doing alright.
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>>4083950
Is end?
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>>4084266
No. Still got a little left in the tank. Have some fluffy
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>>4084330
You ever just want to bite their legs off?
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>>4084717
MarcusMaximus fluffies are particularly bite-able
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>>4083950
>The next few days I started to notice a change in behavior from all the fluffies
>Thorn wasn't so attention hungry anymore and seemed to be alright when people left.
>Stump was the same ol Stump, but he wasn't scared of Kirby anymore
>Kirby is starting to get used to being accepted by the rest of the herd
>Einstein has stopped with most of the more annoying Smarty tendencies. He still calls himself a smarty, but he is less obnoxious about it, and seems to be the leader of them all, with Kirby being the co-leader
>And Jam
>Jam is weird
>Jam is rarely awake anymore, but when he's awake, all the fluffies try be nice to him
>I've noticed a pattern
>When a fluffy is nice to Jam, they have a good dream
>When Thorn offered to play ball with Jam, she told me the next day she had a great dream where she found her family, and she and her family lived with the rest of her herd
>When Stump chatted with Jam for about thirty minutes, Stump told me he had a dream where his legs grew back, and he was able to run around again and have fun
>I think Jellenheimers are still weird
>Like, really, really weird
>But I think they might be good, or at the very least, kind to those who treat them kind.
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>>4084827
So much pottery and lore
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>>4084907
And the best thing is, I pulled it all out of my ass. I was bored and just decided to write something.
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>>4085012
Pulling it out of your ass beats stringing together memes any day
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>>4085038
Elaborate. What would stringing memes together be?
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I've been trying to sketch something up, digital art is hard.
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>>4088699
What are Weed Fluffies, and why do they seem adorable?
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>>4089274
WeedFluffs were created after someone kept breeding garden fluffies specifically so they could only grow weed
They're a subvariant type of fluffy

Because they are made out of weed they are always high, hence the red shaded eyes. They sometimes go on long tangent rants about life and whatever like a stereotypical junky and are all around friendly

They are popular in the black market since not too many people outside the drug business are aware that WeedFluffs exist and some that have heard of them just believe they're a urban legend, as some way to make fun of all the other variants of fluffies that have sprung up over the years

they are generally smarter than regular fluffies but because they're always high, they are always numb-ish and this gets in the way of lots of things. Because they are mostly weed, they're rather weak and don't typically pick fights as the weed mellows them out. The chances of a smarty weedfluff are incredibly low
They're also pacifist

Because of their green "fur" they are able to hide within the grass or bushes easily, as long as they keep their eyes closed.

they refers to "sketties" as "munchies" or "mwunchies" and pretty much any other type of food. Also ceertain weedfluffs can talk in human speech but still retain that third person in them

They're usually only seen in twos
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>>4084827
>>I've noticed a pattern
>>When a fluffy is nice to Jam, they have a good dream

Abusers, take note: Having your fluffy abuse a Jellenhiemer means it will be abused in its dreams!

Actually, the idea of this makes me a little afraid of Jellenhiemers.
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>>4089496

>Weed
>Junkies

Wat
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>>4090185
Love you
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>>4089773
FEAR THE ALMIGHTY JELLENHEIMER! FREDDY KRUGER OF FLUFFIES!
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Have any of you guys ever been pissed off by a story or comic? I read a story yesterday that featured an incredibly stupid neutral protagonist surrounded by bad guys, and the bad guys won. It really sucked.
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>>4057223
Squid food
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>>4092010
Only thing that ever came close was some of swindles stories
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>>4085012
p' good stuff anon.
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lel
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>>4080541
Alright. Reformatting it for my Booru now. GET HYPE!
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>>4093171
>>4093192
>>4093205
I'm curious as to how an earthy would resolve that sort of situation without getting rekt
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>>4093460
Maybe the Earth hooves punches #REKT a human as much as a human boot #REKTS an Earth fluffy
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>>4093460
Hoof meets calf
Tibia shatters

Keep in mind this is some bizarro reverse fluffy world, humans probably drown when they think about water
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Guys, is the Fluffybooru down for anyone else? Is it just me?
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>>4093808
Same here
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>>4093513
The world is entirely reversed, imagine being stuck in that world
Even with your heightened intelligence, and ability to emulate fluff-speak, diplomatic relations may be ruined from the start if you have a run-in with that world's equivalent of abusefags
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>>4093808
>>4093986
It's up for me
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>>4094189
Imagine if an abusefag got stuck there. Either things would go hilariously wrong for him as he tries and fails to outsmart and injure the fluffies because the stereotypical abusefag is a retard, or things would go hilariously right for him as he unleashes terror upon a population of unsuspecting fluffs.
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>>4094332
Your average abusefag vs A fluffy of human intelligence with equally malevolent intentions
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>>4058479

Just because you do it digitally doesn't mean you're a sick fuck. Fantasizing about the abuse and torture of an animal is a sign of being a psychopath.
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>>4094612
>can't separate fiction from reality
How's that autism treating you bucko?
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>>4009470
why is the text bubble pointing to his shin
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UP NEXT ON "THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO 'HMMM'"
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>>4071065
>>4079062
>>4079595
>>4079996
>>4080501
>>4081272
>>4082926
>>4083950
>>4084827
I did it. The stories now up on my Booru account

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/39943
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>>4094775
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>>4094775
See, it can't really be anthro because humanizing the fluffies in this situation means fluffifying the humans in return, and that just leads to anthros fucking around with smaller anthros.
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>>4094941
Then what the fuck is it?
Aside from mildly arousing
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>>4058432
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>>4094862
femdom fluffies is neat
I like it
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>>4038087
Need to see after pic with suffocating foal
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Never really looked into the whole fluffy thing but they are super cute.
Is there any sexualized stuff or is it all just sadism?

Post any gaping fluffy cunt inf you have any, I want to pull pud to these.
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>>4095636
Is there... a gallery for this? I need need this.
or post more pussy focused stuff if you have it.
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>>4095660
Look on the booru. Tags are your friend. But there is very little, because it's not supposed to make your no no' feel tingly.
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>>4058432
most people who like fluffy abuse can't stomach killing animals

then there is the small minority like me who hates animals and people
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>>4096333
Awwww, want a hug, trips guy?
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>>4096447
>want a hug
>not "wan huggies"
kiww youwsewf
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Here's something more explicit, but like >>4096020 said, fluffy sex stuff isn't generally designed to be fap material.
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Oc i made on whiteboard
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Is the booru down?
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>>4099466
Wasn't a couple hours ago, but seems to be now...
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>>4099668
Yup. It was working again a few Minutes ago, but now its gone again. I fear the worst!
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>>4097127
Now were talking.
Shame, I'd love to do sadistic evil things to those cute pussies.
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>>4100382
You can do that.

But most people think they are as sexy as a Fleshlight in a stuffed animal.
Check out that mlp-stuff. They have lots of cute horse vagina.
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>>4100382

If you feel like drawing, genital abuse is always one of the most in-demand topics out there. Whatever your motives may be, you have our full support for sexual violation of fluffies!
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Idea for a story or comic:
>guy finds mare stallion
>mare is just about to have sex with the stallion
>guy interrupts them
>cuts off the stallion's balls
>attaches them to the mare's vagina
>mare runs away scared
>later
>no stallion wants to have sex with her to make babies because they think she's male
>the few that fuck her anyways just go for anal
>rotting testicles give her a disease
>mare dies
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>>4101025
idea? That's a complete story. 7/10
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>>4101664

Agreed

>>4101025

8/10
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>>4101664
>>4101697
Dammit, if I wanted to write that story I would have.
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>>4102378
But you already did!
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>>4102405
Fine, I'll fucking write it myself
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>>4101025

I like this. And like >>4101664 said, it is indeed a good story already. The joke and the story gets across quickly and efficiently, something I actually prefer over long stories.
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so is this just the pony version of htf?
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>>4102734
Pretty much. Add spagetti, mspaint and shit and you're there.
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>>4102776
hm.
im down
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>>4102834
There are faster moving threads on /b/ very often. Catalog -> Strg + F -> type Fluff
Get used to being called "mlp fag" by newfags a lot.

Also, main site is here:
https://www.fluffybooru.org/

Slower moving board full of fags:
8ch /fluffy/
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Who would win?
50 human abusefags randomly selected from 4chan
or
50 opposite day fluffy pony abusefags randomly selected from their version of 4chan

IT'S A FIGHT TO THE FINISH
A BATTLE TO THE DEATH
THE ONLY ONE WHO LEAVES IS THE LAST ONE LEFT
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There was that one author.
He had a pastebin.
And on the pastebin some pretty good hugbox stories.
One that I remember being Student teaching a group of fluffies basic stuff like colors, shapes, alphabet and such because of final assignment given by the professor that would let him pass a degree.

Anyone has a link to pb?
I forgot to save it and I want to reread those.
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>>4103731
Funnily enough, I just read it 2 days ago. It was Educated Fluffies on http://pastebin.com/u/Oracle. Still unfinished, unfortunately.
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>>4103380
well if that comic where the humans are fluffies and the fluffies are humans i have to say, the fluffies
Considering for whatever reason their magic is way stronger then normal
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>>4103380
>>4103763
The unicorn fluffies would definitely be pulling their weight hardcore, but it would still be anatomically impossible for the pegasus fluffies to fly. Speaking of anatomy, the smaller size and physiology of a fluffy means that even in bizarro world they would be physically weaker than real-life humans. It really all comes down what the unicorns can do with their magic.
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>>4104136
You also need to account for intelligence
Do the fluffies know they're up against humans as smart as them or do they think this will be another easy slaughter?

And just how powerful is fluffy magic?
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>>4104210
That can go the other way, too. Do the humans know they're facing intelligent fluffies? The assumption to be made here should be that either both know or neither know. The only real unknown is the magic, like I said.
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I spent way too much time on this
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>>4104317
Should the humans be given weapons
Like one handgun per unicorn?
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>>4104658
we also have to take into account whether ornot the unicorns will just use their magic to make the humans aim their guns at themselves and each other

It seems like the unicorns would win p.easy if the humans aren't trigger happy /k/ommandos
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>>4104768
We must also consider the battlefield
Will it be an open field, an urban zone, a forest, a desert?
In open areas the favor may lie with the unicorns as it will be an all-out brawl
But in a forest or urban setting there is a chance for sneak attacks.
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>>4105335
i feel like a urban or forest environment may be more fair as there's more of a 50/50 chance

Humans could easily find higher ground and fluffies could hide between the cracks and holes in the walls
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>Be Anon
>Last night you got absolutely trashed on some russian tetris super weed
>You're still in a daze, walking down the sidewalk
>See a block party, a whole crowd
>No music
>Just... Standing around
>Some fag is yelling about spaghetti
>There's a fluffy pony sitting on the porch holding a rake
>It walks up to the screamer and starts hitting him with it
>"Oh no! Run!"
>The crowd disperses, quickly scattering
>Keep on walking, you think you might've died already
>The little purple fluffy looks at you as you walk past the yard
>"Hey! Hoomin!"
>Keep on walking, this shit is weird
>"Hoomin! Whewe oo goin?"
>Turn around
>Fluffy throws the hockey stick at you, misses
>"Ged oudda Wiwy's yawd!"
>Russian tetris super weed, never again
>Head to the park, sit on a bench
>Head feels a mile wide
>That fag from earlier walks up to you
>Apparently this park, especially the bench belongs to his tribe
>Oh shit!
>He's Frankie Muniz!
>"I, as the smartest human alive, am telling you to leave! You're ugly and I don't want you in my tribe!"
>A few fluffs are watching
>Feel your blood boiling
"MALCOMB IN THE MIDDLE SUCKED!" you ram your fist into Frankie Muniz's balls and he falls over
>Looks like he passed out
>Some of the other humans look at you angrily
>"He hurt our glorious leader! Get him!"
>Steven Seagal stepped forward
>"I'm gonna give you the worst pain imaginable, stupid fool!"
>Before he can even throw a punch, a bolt of magic blows his arm off
>"G'way, dummehs!" a blue fluffy shouts at the group, causing it to disperse
>Some of the people left diarrhea trails behind them
>"Awe oo otay?"
>Ah fuck, more fluff-speak
>"Hoomin?" it asks you directly
>You brush yourself off, smearing Steven Seagal blood all over your shirt
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>>4106364
What.
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>>4106364
>not choking Seagal out until he shits himself
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>>4106364
"The hell do you want?" you ask the blue pony
>"Miwanda axin if you otay."
>You look at it
>Where in the world were you
"Yeah, I'm okay."
>The blue fluffy stars at you for a moment
>"You wan sketties?"
"What? No, do I look like a sweaty italian to you?"
>"Come wif Miwanda." the fluffy begins to walk off
>You figure the day couldn't get any crazier
>You'd already punched Frankie Muniz in the balls for making a shitty tv show
>You walked with Miranda back to her house
>Across the street was that fluffy dick who threw a hockey stick at you
>Miranda goes into the comedically small house and comes out with a taco
>She holds it out for you, "Since you nu am sweaty itawian, haf taco nummies instwead."
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>>4030962
it was a couple of Greentexts from the blue board days of a rival company to Bio Hasbro.
people would fake shill for it while others would shit on it
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>>4113831
for example
>Hello, and welcome to Chimera Incorporated, the Number 1 Bio-Toy distributor in the world!
>Are you tired of fragile, annoying, and disobedient Bio-toys?
>Then consider buying from the Chimera incorporated catalog!
>Featuring such best sellers as the Bull-Frog, Cattle Snake, and Spider Monkey.
>Each with a 100% satisfaction guarantee!
>Unlike our competitors, We at Chimera incorporated have spent countless months of research to provide the highest quality Bio-Toys, just listen to these glowing customer reviews!
>"When I bought a Chimera incorporated Bio-Toy, I was expecting the same short lived good for nothing junk that Hasbio has been pumping out, only to be surprised when it was not only perfectly trained, but incredibly sturdy! no more surprise drownings for me!"
>"Not only has my Chimera incorporated Bio-toy been great with my kids, it's cleared up the herd of Feral Fluffies that've been destroying my Rose garden!"
>"I feel safe at night knowing that I have a loyal friend in my Chimera incorporated Bio-toy."
>So throw out those tedious Fluffy Ponies and order the Chimera incorporated catalog!
>Call in the next 15 minutes and get a free fuzzle buddy with no extra charge, the low maintenance Bio-Toy you only need to feed once can be yours for free with this special one of a kind offer!
>Call now!
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>>4114529
Chimera Incorporated is an actual company
http://chimeraincorporated.com/
I can't figure out what they do but they have NSA connections
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>Your Jellenheimer and You

>Hello, I am Anon Mcanonson, and if you are reading this DIY manual, it means you have likely stumbled upon or purchased a new companion know only as the jellenheimer.
>As You may have already noticed, your jellenheimer is not like other fluffies.
>Your Jellenheimer has most likely been A. Completely silent.
>B. Standing around in one spot, until you have turned or looked away, and then it has moved to another spot
>C.Unblinking
>And D. Creeping the fuck out of everything but fluffies.
>Now, if your Jellenheimer is sleeping, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BESIDES EXTREME DANGER, touch or provoke it in anyway
>This will lead to immense dislike of the provoker
>A provoked jellenheimer will make soft, strange grunting noises, akin to a rapid succession of frog croaks.
>The only known way to calm a provoked Jellenheimer besides food and drink (which doesn't always work) is to present it with a friendly fluffy, preferably one that will not mistreat the jellenheimer or a foal.
>The Jellenheimer will cease the grunting, and will begin to focus on the fluffy.
>While in this state, unless it really deserves it (this is a note to all you abusers out there) DO NOT physically harm the friendly fluffy.
>This will elevate the jellenheimers perception of a person or thing from it's current perception to one of disdain. (Note: Jellenheimers seem to have built in moral compasses, however, so it will not see punishing the fluffy if the fluffy did something wrong as a provocation.)
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test
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>Be some anonymous asshole
>Live in a suburb
>Taking out the trash one morning
>Notice a feral fluffy trying to get in the dumpster
>"Pwease mistah nu-smeww-gud-box, gib fwuffy nummies"
>Toss my bag of trash into the dumpster
>Fluffy shits itself in terror and spins around to look at you
>"Nu hurt fwuffy! Am gud!"
>Tell the fluffy I'm not gonna hurt it
>Fluffy immediately starts begging for food
>Won't shut the fuck up about "tummeh huwties"
>About to kick it
>Idea
>"Wait here little guy, I got something for you"
>"Weawwy? Tank yu nice mistah!"
>Go back into my house
>Grab a couple of rubber balls
>Go back out
>"Here you go fella, open wide"
>Force open the fluffies jaw
>Shove the rubber balls into his mouth, one in each cheek
>Fluffy looks like his cheeks are puffed up more than any Smarty could even dream of
>Punt the fluffy away from the dumpster
>It runs away with a slurred huu
>Follow it
>It goes to the local park a couple of blocks away
>Holy shit, a herd's moved in
>Fluffy is trying to get huggies for his hurt ribs
>All the other fluffies are running from him in terror
>They all think he's pissed off
>Some of them even inadvertently give him 'sorry poopies' as they shit on him while they run
>Herd's Smarty comes stomping up
>"Dummeh fwuffy! Smawty am weadew of hewd! Not dummeh!"
>The Smarty thinks the fluffy is another Smarty
>Fluffy is crying and asking the Smarty why he's being a meanie
>Smarty tries to puff his cheeks up as much as the other fluffy
>Fails
>Huffs and turns around
>"Dummeh fwuffy gun git sowwy poopies and wowstest huwties!"
>Sprays shit all over the other fluffy's face
>Bucks him in the face when he's done
>Leaves
>Fluffy lays down, traumatized and crying
>I walk away, satisfied
>Call an exterminator when I get home
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>>4118704
Something about this picture makes me unreasonably angry
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>>4080501
I WANT THIS AS A FUCKING COMIC NOW!
WILL PAY WITH SKETTIES!
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>>4117382

>You may be asking yourself at this time the obvious questions
>"What the hell are Jellenheimers, and what do they do?"
>This was a question left long unanswered and was a heavy point of contention among the rung of fluffy researchers
>It was heavily agreed upon for sometime that jellenheimers were a threat to all fluffies, especially foals.
>However, recent document leaks from Hasbio Inc. top brass indicate quite the opposite
>The documents tell us that jellenheimers were prototypical 'nanny/guardian' fluffies acting as a watchman, or more accurately, a sort of sentry
>It has been revealed that the jellenheimers obsession with foals have no ill intent, but rather a defense mechanism to ensure nothing hurts the foal
>It was also revealed in the documents that a jellenheimers prime directive is to watch over herds of two to twenty-five, and emit a strange wave of calming energy only effective to fluffies, as a way to quell panics
>However, This only works half the time, the other half of the time, the jellenheimer let's out a loud screech before collapsing into a long, extended period of sleep.
>In this state of sleep, the jellenheimer can be touched (unlike it's other sleeping state) albeit only gently, as not to wake the jellenheimer, but rather relocate.
>In this state of sleep, the jellenheimer can actually telepathically link with other sleeping fluffies, and reward or punish with good dreams and nightmares (CAUTION: It is still unknown if they can do this to humans as well, as the documents show that volunteer subjects were to paranoid to try and find out.)
>These dreams are meant to help fluffy behavior, and shape a fluffies personality in a favorable way
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>>4118753
Shelter-anon here, I want you to know that although a comic of my story would be fucking awesome, I have no artist skills besides writing and browsing /mu/ and feeling bad about how shitty my music is.
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>>4118785
There are two good artists that lurk here.
Maybe ask/beg them to do a quick sketch/outline draft?
My imaginations good, but looking at it form another's perspective is neat.
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>>4118763
>>4117382
Really fucking neat, but we need the "rare cases" where J's are straight up demonic and murderous of other fluffies.
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