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I'M THE HERO~!
>>4006790
Mhm. I will.
'Cause it's true.
>>4006791
Yep! I literally juust finished making it!
Here! Try it! Toriel helped me!
>>4006804
>Regardless of whether you hated to burst it or not, her bubble did not care, and burst anyway.
....Huh?
>>4006812
>She only starts crying louder the second time you say it, you asshole.
>>4006821
You missed that boat a long time ago
>>4006784
I admire your imagination, but keep your outbursts to a minimum. You needn't taint the minds of children with such lies.
>>4006790
That would be the root of our problems.
My brother is not female.
>>4006813
>Stares right back.
Do mine?
Guys. I'm tired. Can you give me some goodnight (you)'s to help me sleep?
>>4006772
In some ways there were scary, but I think the United States are scarier. I'm glad they're on our side now.
>>4006784
That sounds interesting.
>>4006791
Is something wrong?
>>4006813
It sounds like a familiar situation in a way.
>>4006847
f-fug...
Where's the next port she's docking at?
>>4006790
She didn't take to kindly toward most people, it's not really trapped but sort of like Urotsuki once said. a dream. She's more happy now then back then.
>>4006791
It's fine, I can always wait. Good to see you in good shape still. Have you been well?
>He opens his arms out toward you.
A hug may be in order?
>>4006850
Sleep tight.
>>4006849
...I can't tell if you're just a really determined, good liar, or if you really don't know that your brother is a tiny alien.
>>4006853
Yep, it is! It was all my idea, too!
>>4006813
Tch... Got a little sidetracked. Got harassed on the way here by a couple of disgusting people.
..They know better now.
>she stretches out a bit
>>4006814
Really?
...Huh. Nothing bad, right?
>>4006812
So it only gets worse, and worse...
Had to take care of some creeps on the way here. It was annoying actually.
>>4006841
..I don't know this "Toriel".
Hmh... Whatever.
>scoops up a slice and just.. takes a bite, taking her time to taste it
...Mm...Hm.
>>4006853
A couple of things, but I don't know if you wanted me to get specific.
>>4006857
I tried to take a shortcut here... Got harassed for the trouble. But it's no big deal, they're out cold now.
>she steps forward to hug him
>>4006850
>strokes dick
>>4006841
Oh no... What happened? Please, I'll stop saying it, what happened, dude?
>>4006850
That's gonna cost you two cents.
>>4006853
Do we beat you with faucets? Do we repeatedly the same phrase over and over again until something happens? No, and that's why Russia is so... Abnormal.
>>4006850
Goodnight Rick, rest well and easy.
Also sorry I left earlier, I feel better now...
>>4006790
>It never is easy, which is why I keep making games without ever making anything I'm happy with. It's something that takes a lot of time, but the reward is always nice when others find them entertaining. If you ever need help with making a game I can try my best to help you, but I'd suggest making one with no theme to start off. That was you don't have any limitations and you can still get your feet wet with coming up with events.
>Speaking of which, I should probably get to making more events.
>>4006866
Yeah? What were they like, dude?
>>4006855
Dunno, shes random. I know she used to ERP like once or twice.
>>4006849
I dunno, considering they're not actually yours'.
>>4006853
Mima was...something special. I don't care for most youkai, but....
>She clears her throat abruptly
Oh, yeah? How's that?
>>4006866
They thought it was a good idea to mess with someone with a chainsaw? Seriously?
>>4006870
Welcome back, I guess.
>>4006850
Night, God Emperor Ranger Rick.
>4006850
You would sleep easier if we ignored you.
>>4006841
Okay. I should stop being surprised at that.
>>4006849
Then it is just a coincidence that those two happen to share the same name. My apologies.
>>4006857
I remember when she first called me a creature. I remember when I took interest in the weapon she had.
>>4006866
I told someone how you were one of my closest friends.
>>4006850
>But seriously, good night.
>>4006866
You don't? She's super nice, and she's a great cook. She made sure that I made this perfect, and now I know how to make it myself!
>She watches intently.
So, how is it?
It's butterscotch!
>>4006868
>She sniffs, wiping the still-flowing tears from her eyes.
..That was Rika's nickname...
>>4006881
You're really surprised at it, still? You should know by now that I think you're like, the best.
>>4006865
I think I would know if my brother was an alien, considering he is the member of my family I have spent most of my life with, and most of my time admiring.
>>4006877
What sort of delusional comment is that?
>>4006881
I accept your apology, miss, and offer one of my own.
>She bows.
I did not mean to cause you any confusion.
>>4006866
Oh no..maybe I should accompany you?
>He warps her into a hug and pets her head
Still you did protect yourself but it's still a bit worrisome.
>>4006881
It's definitely the weapon of her choice, one of those thing that keeps her safe that's for certain! I would of thought you as a lady or a women but it does sound like her to say creature.
>>4006850
Goodnight.
>>4006877
>He smiles and waves.
Thank you Rika!
>>4006881
>He hugs you but stares at you blankly.
Ramlethal.
>>4006871
>Stare.
. . .
>>4006892
Oh. Oh no, not again... Dude. That's it, I'm gonna tell you about what happened to me while I was younger whether you like it or not. You're having a bad time, and I'm gonna help you through it. Grab some peanut butter popcorn or whatever, this'll be a long story.
>>4006877
>shrugs
They were idiots then. Not like I had any qualms about beating them senseless.
Anyways... how's your progress on the bike?
>>4006874
One was slightly tall, his hair was greasy and he looked homeless. The other one was too fat to be homeless, but was just as grody.
>>4006881
..R-right, okay. I don't mind that then. It's true after all... And nothing I'm embarrassed about.
>>4006892
>she ignores her at first, but as the flavor hits her....
>her eyes widen slowly, and she swallows it
That's... really, really good. It's amazing actually..!
>>4006908
It'd be nice, if only because then they wouldn't have bothered.
I'll have a bike soon though, so don't worry.
>>4006909
...
>>4006912
Ah, so they're generic mooks then. How'd you get rid of 'em?
>>4006899
Huh... That's really weird.
Are we thinking of the same person? I mean, was he, like.. Normal-sized? Are you from a whole other dimension?
Like, seriously, if you're lying you're REALLY good at this.
>>4006910
NO!
>She yells, probably louder than she meant to.
I don't want to hear any more sad stories! I don't want anything sad! Even if there's a part of it that's sad, I don't want to hear it!
>>4006912
>She beams widely, clapping her hands together.
Really?? That's great!
I'm so happy to hear that my first pie was a success!
>>4006899
One based entirely on facts. Hell, I've even got a recording of him admitting he wasn't human...I do sorta record everything.
>>4006912
Ooh, so you went easy on them, huh?
>She snickers, before reaching a much more neutral expression
I should have it done soon. End of the week at the latest, I'd expect.
>>4006909
>She just waves back weakly
Eh.
>>4006865
I think it's a good idea. I hope you find success with it. By the way, I don't think I've introduced myself yet, I'm Akitsu Maru.
>>4006866
You don't need to share them if it would be bothersome, but I will listen if you'd like.
>>4006868
That sounds very strange, but you were a lot fiercer than we expected, and the power of those bombs was a terror I'll never be able to forget.
>>4006877
I'm not sure just who, but I think a similar thing happened during WWII. I can say that the development of tanks in Japan during that time was quite the opposite. Tanks and most of the Army's weapons on that note were underfunded.
>>4006927
Honestly, how would I benefit from lying to you? I am trying to find out information about my brother, who has apparently been seen in the area.
>>4006932
I wish to see it, then.
>>4006912
Maybe we could ride together if there's enough room! overall good to have you be safe though. Have you been feeling well?
>>4006918
. . .
>>4006932
>He tosses a bag up at you.
Oh yeah.... Think fast!
>>4006892
I do not know what is wrong with me but I have been finding doubt in a lot of things.
>>4006899
And I did not mean to insult your sister, whoever she is.
>>4006908
She got me interested in getting one myself. And she is not entirely wrong about that.
>>4006909
Huh
*she stares up at your face*
What?
>>4006912
*her eyes widen a bit*
You do not mind? Ahem. How are you faring?
>>4006927
D-Dude. Listen. I know you're going through a hard time now. So am I. If we just... I dunno... Listen to what's wrong with each other, maybe we'll feel better? I don't like seeing you like this, Makoto. I wanna help you through this.
>>4006938
Russia... Shit, what a guy. You think Hiroshima was bad? Fuck, that guy was the tactician when it comes to world politics.
>>4006950
...
Will this next game go as fast as the previous one? I will need 24
>unzips pants slowly
>>4006960
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>4006960
Team Nice Dynamite
>>4006960
The Axis-Allied Powers
>>4006960
This girl
>>4006960
Shinjin Succubus
>>4006938
"Underfunded"...as it were she was the only person that ever helped me with that.
>She scratches her head idly
I've seen those tanks from back then...definitely not the best...frankly I don't even know if they could dent even my Shrine-Tank's armor.
>>4006939
>She offers a shrug, before bolting back up and in to her tank with a practiced ease
>The sounds of rummaging are very obvious before she starts to squirm back out, carrying a tablet of sorts with her
>>4006950
>She lets out a yelp and just barely manages to catch it
Careful!
>>4006960
Rika
>>4006960
HIGH ON LIFE
>entry
>>4006960
Youhei Sunohara
>>4006951
Judging from appearances that's what I'd think of first but appearances can be deceiving, I know of that first hand..Chainsaw can be a bit messy you know that right?
>>4006960
Garry
>>4006960
Makoto
>>4006938
You have already! I said I liked your name, because it sounds like "a kiss," sort of, and it's cute.
You probably don't remember my name if you don't remember us introducing ourselves, so I'm Makoto.
>>4006939
Okay, so.. Hm.
This is really weird. I can tell you that the person I met is an alien. A tiny alien, in a human-looking robot. I can tell you that a hundred percent certainly.
Maybe, uh.. Hm.. I dunno, maybe there're some weird dimensional things going on.
>>4006951
Really? Well, I'd never lie to you, ever. So, you can count on the fact that everything I say to you is truth! I promise!
>>4006955
No! I don't want to listen to any more sad stuff, I told you!
I'm done with sad stuff! I don't want to be sad anymore! Everybody around here's just set out to make me sad, and I'm done being that way! I just want to feel happy for once!
>>4006960
Urotsuki
>>4006960
Sanae Kochiya
>>4006960
Order Grand
>>4006960
Kyouko
>>4006960
Natsuki Subaru
>>4006960
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>4006960
Chad Kroeger
>>4006955
I can't say much in regards to politics, particularly in the present.
>>4006960
Akitsu Maru
>>4006951
>He smiles and chuckles softly.
I feel like you should be taller.
>>4006958
>He gives you a big brother hug.
. . .
>>4006960
King Kaito
>>4006926
Knocked one of them out cold by swinging my chainsaw at his head, not going of course. I took out the fatty by throwing his friend at him. Oh, and I stomped his face into the pavement a couple times.
>>4006927
I didn't think you would know how to make one...
This is seriously too good.
>she starts eating faster, getting a little on her face as a consequence
Ah well, everyone's got one or two hidden effects in them.
>>4006932
Pretty much... I would kill them if it hadn't been mid-day.
>she shrugs
Oh? Good. Can't wait.
You'll have to ride on it with me when it's done.
>>4006938
Apparently bad things have been happening around her as of late... Things I'm powerless to stop. Which pisses me off more than anything...
Other than that, the usual mess of problems our society faces that I worry about constantly.
>>4006945
I made sure the design I stole was big enough for two, so we will.
My mood's still a rollercoaster, but it's on an uphill climb right now.
>>4006951
Fine, I guess. Better now that I got to relieve my stress by beating on a couple of people.
>>4006960
Maria and Harusame
>>4006960
Krad Choeger
>>4006960
Link
>>4006960
Birb
>>4006995
Stop hugging me.
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/Iy8pEf2.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>4006960
Aizawa Nagisa
>Bad time to look away.
>>4006951
Brother.
>>4006972
>Waits patiently.
>>4006978
Clearly. I have never heard of a more ridiculous concept in my life.
>>4006960
Punished Jurai
>>4006960
Narberal Gamma
>>4006978
...Maybe Italy can help you, dude? He's good when it comes to comforting people, and if that doesn't help, maybe I can tell you some jokesand give you some comfort food...?
>>4006994
Like, WOW. That man scared Germany of all people. He is even referred to as a demon by England... And everytime he's depressed, it's considered a bad omen.
>>4006996
Amazing. That's, uh, a bit brutal, but I can see where you're coming from!
>>4006996
Okay, that's my Urotsuki always thinking ahead! I'm glad you're doing alright at the moment but if it persists on being on the bad side, is there anything I can do to help?
>>4006996
>The squirrel girl giggles at your voracious eating, swiping a napkin and leaning forward to wipe your cheeks.
I didn't, until just today! Honestly, I think a lot of it was Toriel's skill at cooking.. I don't really think I helped that much, but I learned, at least.
>>4007010
I really don't get it.
Are you really sure that you're not just a good liar? I mean, there's no reason to lie about it, I already know. Like, I've talked to him while he was outside of the robot, and even hid him in my shirt while it charged.
>>4006972
Gotta keep your reflexes sharp somehow!
>>4007004
Hmm?
>The hug increases in intensity and big brotherness.
>>4007019
I don't need help! Stop trying to make my problems yours, that's my job! I'm the one that's supposed to comfort my friends, not the other way around! I'm fine!
>>4006972
I must agree, I think they would have had trouble punching through much more armor than they had themselves at anything past 100 meters.
>>4006978
Ah, forgive me for forgetting, that was a very brief meeting wasn't it?
>>4006996
Feeling powerless is a very uncomfortable feeling.
>>4007019
That is understandable, they did quite a number on the Germans back then, and then all the tension in your own alliance come to the forefront after the war.
>>4007038
That's okay! I'm a pretty forgettable person, so I understand.
>>4007021
It is clear that you are confusing my brother for someone else.
>Turns.
Apologies. I thought I would be able to get useful information about my brother out of you, but it appears I was wrong with that assumption.
>>4007010
>She steps back down, fiddling with it before holding it out as it starts playing the recording in question, complete with Rika managing to get the confirmation of them not being human out of them
Lemme guess, you're gonna hand-wave it.
>>4006996
Lucky them.... I, uh...you know how I typically feel about physical contact.
>>4007024
My reflexes are plenty sharp as-is!
>>4007038
They were just...shoddy, all-around. Nothing like my machines, of course! Then again, for one there is a...what, fourty-to-fifty-ish time gap for that?
>>4007024
I SAID STOP HUGGING ME!
>>4007052
...Issat a screw on your head?
>>4007052
You have a brother?
>>4007064
>rubs tum
>>4007019
They deserved it. They were creeps.
...Nevermind that. What did you say about Rika and Makoto earlier?
>>4007020
Just continue being here... You should know that by now.
>she smiles a bit
I guess I haven't needed a lot from others until recent.
>>4007021
>she looks to the side a bit
R-right, well...
Whoever it was... I wish I had this as an effect instead of pie.
Good job, sis.
>>4007058
...Oh. Nevermind, then.
>>4007038
Tell me about it... I nearly lost it a night or two ago. Tch....
>>4007072
>rubs bum
>>4007058
There is nothing for me to hand-wave.
I do not recognize this person. Not by appearance or by voice.
>>4007064
>She looks over her shoulder.
My hairpiece? What of it?
>>4007070
That is correct. I have an older brother.
>>4007081
>rubs gum
>>4007076
Eh, don't worry about it...if nothing else maybe I could consider it some sorta..."Exercise" on my part.
>>4007083
And the mannerisms?
This game s already longer because I had to restart the device.Review it.
>>4007049
No, I really should have remembered you. >>4007058
I wouldn't know when you built your tanks.
>>4007076
Why were you feeling powerless if you don't mind my asking?
>>4007048
H-hey..! J-just ask if you want something!
>Though he's yelling you can see the hint of a smile.
>>4007058
You're welcome for helping keep them that way!
>>4007059
>He let's you go.
Why not little bro?
>>4007092
My district partner is making me feel insecure about myself.
>>4007092
Let's get going
>>4007028
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!
>He yells that WAY too loudly. This isn't gonna end well.
Makoto. Listen to me, and listen clearly. When I felt like I was lonely, you were there to comfort me. When you fell out of a tree, I was there to help you. I really, REALLY don't want you to feel this way, dude. Even if you hate me after this... I'll be there for you. So please, Makoto. Let me help you.
>Tears are in his eyes.
>>4007038
YES. Oh my god, someone finally gets it! Yo, did I ever tell you about the time he broke a cursed chair just from sitting on it?
>>4007076
From what I hear, Rika left Makoto when Rika said that she would abandon her for her old best friend. That's what I hear, and at the moment I'm fucked. Can you help me, dude?
>>4007092
Looks good!
>>4007089
I said I do not recognize this person. They are nothing like my brother.
>>4007092
It appears I made it just in time.
Thank you for hosting, in advance.
>>4007076
May have been my fault since we got so close...
>He returns with a bright smile.
I'll always try to be around for you Urotsuki.
>>4007092
Looks good, deny the swap.
>>4007064
Hey Makoto, this song is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
please get the hint
>>4007072
Um.. T-Thank you, Anon.
>>4007076
>She seems somewhat surprised at your praise, but smiles and nods.
Thank you!
As long as you're happy, then I'm happy. Maybe if you meet Toriel, you can get her cooking effect? Is that how it works?
>>4007083
>A grin starts to slowly creep up on her face.
Hang on.. Are you..?
Do you robots have an autopilot mode, maybe?
>>4007094
N-No, it's fine, it's really not all that important. Most humans don't bother to remember my name, so I'm used to it.
Well, most humans don't even talk to me. Usually, the ones who do call me a mutant. I prefer the former.
>>4007092
...Move me. I don't like this district.
>>4007096
Because getting hugged by another guy is kind of weird.
>>4007092
You...that's just...!
>>4007096
I don't need that sorta help!
>>4007094
I properly deployed them in non-tests for the first time in '97. Not that long ago for us, but....
>>4007102
That's mostly because he's in the suit.
...Listen, lady, we can keep going one of two ways.
>>4006976
I know. I have had a first hand experience.
>>4006978
I will try not to doubt you.
>>4006995
The woman I was based on was not particularly tall.
>>4006996
Was the reason justified?
>>4007099
Maybe being paired with a winner will invigorate you.
>>4007116
>>4007121
I am sorry to hear.
This match will begin soon.
>>4007089
>shrugs
Well, it's not like I'm gonna force you to. I figured... I dunno, what better way for you to enjoy your work than to be on it yourself?
>>4007094
It's because there was some trouble with a friend of mine. And I couldn't do anything to help at the time.
>>4007101
...Damn. This is going to make things a little weird then.
What do you want?
>>4007107
No matter how late, I guess.
>she chuckles a bit
Anything interesting happen to you today...?
>>4007129
They were trying to hit on me.
>>4007116
You mock my hairpiece to the point where you'd call me names? How childish.
That is behavior that I highly detest.
>>4007121
You should cease with this "suit" nonsense. All you achieve with it is lowering my own opinion of you.
>>4007092
The worst thing to happen here was spiders. Actually, that is enough punishment.
>>4007143
Let's begin.
>>4007120
It's only weird if you make it weird!
>>4007121
Says you, but I've more parental experience than you! I know what's best!
>>4007129
>He lets you go.
Is that why you can float? To make yourself seem taller?
>>4007143
Aww... Cute little guy... But not what we were looking for..
>>4007143
...Oh, don't tell me that was fatal.
>>4007143
>>4007101
What you're doing is really selfish, Alfred.
I don't want to relive it. I don't want to talk about it, I don't even want to think about it.
You're only making me constantly see it all over again in my mind.
You think you're helping, but..
>She sighs.
I appreciate you being here for me. I do.
But I don't want to talk about it.
>>4007115
I don't get it.
>>4007141
No, that wasn't a name, I promise! I'm just..
Okay, could you please let me try something that'll help me find your brother?
I promise, if it works, we'll find him in no time, or at least solve this mystery. Please?
>>4007143
LET THE FLOODGATES OPEN
>>4007101
You haven't. It sounds like quite a tale though.
>>4007116
You really left an impression on me to be honest, I'm not sure how I forgot you. I can't speak for those people, but they might avoid you because they're afraid that you are a malicious supernatural entity. Stories of such things are not uncommon.
>>4007121
That is a significant time gap.
>>4007140
I've been in a similar situation a few times I think.
>>4007143
I'm not really sure what I'm doing.
>>4007140
Makoto, suffice to say, is REALLY fucking depressed. I need you to comfort her whenever it looks like she's gonna cry, alright? Do it for her and whatnot, just make sure she's happy.
>>4007143
FUCK, A SPIDER
>>4007143
Trying to beat a wizard in a game of warlocks and wormholes isn't something I'm fit for. I've never really got into card games anyways.
>>4007153
Well I'm gonna make it weird, so don't do that again. A simple pat on the back would be more than enough!
>>4007150
>kidnaps
>>4007143
The only one that made a move was Urotsuki. It is a shame that nothing resulted from it.
>>4007154
You are fine for now.
>>4007129
Would that be the reason then..? Ramlethal if I may you have a very sought out thought process..
>>4007140
I was speaking with Ramlethal as I was thinking it was a good chance to speak with someone whom you see important other then that it was mostly a boring day, I've always worried for you as to wonder if you were alright.
>>4007154
>>4007140
Pretty sure it's not, actually. It's...definitely a fair point, there, though. If you want any other modifications, by the way, now's the time to do it.
>>4007141
Oh, and you haven't even heard what I was going to say after that.
>>4007153
You are NOT my parent!
>>4007167
Well, like I said, World War II was a long time ago. Though, I suppose I shouldn't boast about my machines in comparison to something from that far ago, huh?
>>4007173
You're staying with me, otherwise you'll mess up again
>>4007173
I CAN FEEL MY BONES GETTING STRONGER AND HARDER!!!
>>4007173
Practice never hurts.
>>4007181
It would probably be best to compare them to other machines from around the same time.
>>4007167
>She shakes her head.
No, I know exactly why they're like that. It's because I'm a beastkin. There's plenty of us, but we're a minority.
People just discriminate against us for different reasons. Some of them think we're violent, some of them think we're dumb.. Some of them just because everyone else does.
>>4007188
C-Can I help make your bone harder, Subaru? I want to help!
>>4007173
R-ribbit....
>>4007164
...Okay then, dude. Want some peanut butter burgers? I have heaps left.
>>4007167
Alright. So, England was trying to kill me for being an insufferable shit, right? So he got this "cursed" chair that would giva a heart attack to whoever sat on it. Russia sat on it twice, and fucking DESTROYED it. Literally. He sat on it and it shattered into pieces.
>>4007164
I am uninterested, but I am listening.
>>4007172
>With a combination of CQC training, shovel skills and knowledge of basic survival tactics, she escapes quite easily.
Scum.
>>4007173
I will make sure that whatever decision I make is in accordance with the rules.
>>4007181
Apologies. You shouldn't end a thought when you are not yet finished.
Go on.
>>4007173
How come there has always been an arena after day one lately? and how come it is always the same one.
>>4007197
You can help by sitting on my lap.
>>4007167
Yeah? Hmh....
It's terrible.
>>4007173
Thank goodness.
Tch... I'll get you next round.
>>4007168
Hmh? Sure, but she seems just fine to me.
I'll... do what I can. What do you care so much?
>>4007177
Good. Indeed, she's important to me.
..Worried about me? I'm... still trying to figure things out for myself. It's frustrating.
>>4007181
Oh.
...If that's the case, can you do what you can to make it seat two people? Or at least more room for it.
>>4007116
I'm pleased at least.
...I... don't know if that's how it is. Maybe if she had an apron on or something...
I had a maid outfit at one point. Maybe...
>>4007211
>>4007211
You're one thousand years behind when it comes to power, you big fool.
>>4007211
... I never meant to do that.
>>4007192
Yeah...I'm pretty sure I could pound anything from even the modern outside world in to the dust like they're nothing, hehehe.
>>4007207
You can admit it outright, or....
>For someone of her stature she manages a surprisingly disturbing, almost sadistic-looking grin
...Then again, I don't think he'd like me to do that.
>>4007216
>She nods briefly
I hadn't gotten to that part yet, so sure thing, it should be an easy enough fix.
>>4007211
Aw, cra-
>>4007211
OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE--
>>4007216
I dunno, man. She's been comforting me everytime I felt bad, and I wanted to repay her in some way, you know? I know I must sound selfish, but I want to make her feel better.
>>4007170
>He pats you on the back.
Okay fine... But I tend to forget from time to time ya'know..
>>4007173
... I'm not exactly sure what a golden monkey is..
>>4007181
But I can still act that way!
>>4007211
L-Link was my districtmate... Dammit.. I'm sorry!
How will Chad survive without his friend Krad?
>>4007201
>She looks up and smiles weakly, nodding.
Yeah, please. I'd like that.
>>4007207
It's in your hair piece. Can I see it, or can you take it out for me?
>>4007214
>She does just that.
Why'll this help you? Oh, because my weight'll press down on your bones, and make 'em stronger, right?
>>4007216
Alright, I'll tell her to wear an apron the next time she comes around, so that way you can become really good at cooking. Then, you could teach me!
>>4007211
GO ON WITHOUT ME!
>>4007211
The closest thing to a violent act here is someone promising that the other would die.
>>4007216
So she's someone I should get to know better and of course protect you...I understand the frustration, you need to do some things yourself right?
>>4007228
You aim to threaten me? I take back my earlier compliments.
>>4007242
What need have you for that? It is perfectly fine where it is.
>>4007244
Let's put the loor to good use , once we aquire it
>>4007197
That's sad. You seem very nice, and you said a lot of flattering things to me when we first met. I was surprised, but after I was able to gather my thoughts, I didn't dislike it.
>>4007201
England would be your father wouldn't he? Russia overwhelming the cursed chair might be scary, but such animosity between yourself and England sounds sad.
>>4007211
I survive another encounter.
>>4007216
I don't have many friends, but I'm not always able to be much help to someone very close to me.
>>4007228
Than they must be very incredible tanks.
>>4007244
What did I do?..
>>4007242
Here, dude.
>He passes you a tray of burgers, most of them being peanut butter. For some reason, a few of them have... Vegemite? What the fuck?
I ain't hungry. Take as many as you need.
>>4007235
>he takes out some scrap paper and writes down "Do not hug Subaru" on it
Now you can't say you'll forget.
>>4007242
You've got it, so make sure to put all your weight into your butt!
>>4007244
Can't we just play checkers instead?
>>4007140
I suppose that is justified. I had the same thing happen to me this week. Only it was a little messier...
>>4007153
I do not think that is why I can float but it does make me look more intimidating.
>>4007177
I had to experience myself. Make sure it was worth it. It is quite effective.
>>4007255
...He's pissed off about the Revolutionary War, I guess. To be honest, I'd be angry if someone wanted independence from me too...
>>4007235
I'm going to point out that it is not at all something I approve of you doing.
>>4007246
I'm a very irritable person, and the technology you guys've got is...very, very interesting.
>>4007255
>She grins
I know for one that almost none of the outside world has stopped using physical weaponry, for starters.
>>4007244
Subaru always continue to disappoint.
>>4007229
>she shrugs
Yeah, alright I guess.
>>4007228
Thanks for that. Having another person on board... That'll be nice for Garry.
..Oh, and someone else could always drive while I chop with my chainsaw~.
>>4007242
Hm...
>she touches the pie, holding her hand there for a second. There's a flash of light, and you hear a short jingle
!!
>>4007244
I don't really care.
>>4007245
It's more that I need to figure out what I'm going to keep doing... to keep myself useful. To help others.
>>4007255
...I'm around the same way actually.
>>4007262
Hmh... I'm a little jealous. I would have if it wasn't mid-day in public...
>>4007272
Next time you won't be off that easily
>>4007273
So, uh, how's your life been lately? The thugs must've been pretty important, but did anything else like that happen?
>>4007272
I-It's not my fault he doesn't like magic tricks!
>>4007246
Because. You're gonna think I'm crazy, but your brother had one just like that in his face.
I think that hairpiece might be the secret to understanding this weird phenomena. Can I please see it?
>>4007255
>She shrugs, smiling slightly.
Well.. Yeah, it is sort of unfair. But, I'm on a mission to prove to everyone that they're wrong, that beastkin aren't all that bad.
Anyways, I'm glad I could make you happy. You are a really pretty girl, and you seem like a really nice, good person. I'm surprised people don't compliment you more often.
>>4007256
Thanks a bunch. This is a lot better. I'm feeling happier already.
>She sniffs, biting into one of the vegemite burgers. Surprisingly, she doesn't seem to mind and just keeps eating it.
>>4007260
>She does as you ask, shoving her butt down onto your lap.
Like this? Is this helping?
>>4007273
>She smiles even wider, leaning forward in awe.
Did you get a pie effect? Did'ja? That would be so awesome!
>>4007273
>She shivers
That...is a pretty major safety risk, there. It's...pretty damn difficult to compensate for someone swinging something like a maniac.
>>4007272
>>4007240
He has been doing well. In fact, they all have. When is somebody going to die?
>>4007265
I can't say I understand your conflict very intimately, but that was some time ago wasn't it?
>>4007269
Do you use something else?
>>4007273
It's very disheartening
Hello HG!
I hope you're all having a great time over here.
>>4007290
I can feel it...
The presence of someone else behind me
>>4007244
Hmm... What is this? I don't know what it means...
>>4007260
>He rips it up.
Hm..? Remember what?
>>4007262
Haha, yeah it does I suppose, but I think the floating bat head things and the swords more so..
>>4007269
Oh, then you want to stick to being my little sis?
>>4007272
I'm feeling lucky!
>>4007290
... Ah well, at least we're not dead..
>>4007291
Energy-based weapons, of course. I blasted a hole clean through a 10-story building not too long ago while I was testing the lower settings, at that.
>>4007297
I'm enduring.
>>4007286
You really think so? I hope I'll have a shot one day at getting married.
>>4007290
My food is missing..
>>4007297
Good evening.
>>4007269
The only "interesting technology" I own is a cell-phone, a device that has been around for decades.I fail to see your point.
>>4007286
A hairpeace is not cause for phenomena. Keep your insane theories to yourself.
>>4007290
I find it amusing that only bad events keeps happening to him.
>>4007282
The printing of my dream journal entries is just over 60%. Other than that, more of the same worrying.
>>4007286
...
>she closes her eyes, and a second later, after the usual effects with her switching, a slice of pie rests on her head
Looks like it....
>>4007289
Mm, I never thought about that.
Truth be told... I never did it, even in my dream. I only ever combined it with my Wolf effect.
>>4007291
I sort of miss when I didn't have many friends here at all.
>>4007290
Ugh... I can't believe I'm trapped.
>>4007297
Sometimes yes. Sometimes, no.
>>4007286
I can feel my bones getting stronger and harder as we speak, but I think wiggling around might help too.
>>4007290
As long as I'm safe from harms way I don't mind!
>>4007297
Hello whoever you are! I'm Natsuki Subaru, and I'm here to kill you and everyone else!
>>4007286
Great, dude. I'm happy to see that you're already better. Wish I could say the same for me...
>He takes a bite of a Vegemite burger before wincing. Not from pain, the Vegemite is just REALLY fucking sour.
>>4007291
Yeah... He's just really sad about me. Get him drunk, and then MAYBE you'll see why he doesn't like me.
>>4007297
Yo, dude!
>>4007262
That's some serious first hand experimenting..but you're fine so it's fine I guess...
>>4007273
I can always help you look for something...I wouldn't just have you gone if I saw you as useless you know right?
>>4007297
Hello! Erm... Who are you?
>>4007301
>he gets out another piece of paper and writes "If you hug me ever again I'll rip your arms off of your body"
Here, remember this.
>>4007308
I-It doesn't hurt anymore than living...
>>4007309
Dream journals? Are you trying to do that lucid dreaming thing, dude?
>>4007303
Really? That's amazing!
>>4007309
Because they worry you?
>>4007311
I'd have to meet him first.
>>4007273
Seeing the look on their faces was pleasant. Like I was the most terrifying thing they have ever encountered. Speaking of terrifying, you did not tell me your story.
>>4007297
I am well. I will assume you are from that other place.
>>4007301
They all help the image I want to give out.
>>4007318
I COULD get him right now if you want.
>>4007305
Me too! I really, really think so!
You'll probably make some boy really happy.
>>4007306
Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll just have t-
>She darts behind you and grabs onto your hairpiece, pulling and twisting as hard as she can.
>>4007309
>She stares for a bit, before breaking into giggles.
You're gonna get your hair all sticky if you keep doing that, y'know.
>>4007310
>Wouldn't you know it, she does.
Alriiiight.. Like, getting all of the bones in your legs and stuff? Got it.
Makes sense.
>>4007311
You're feeling upset?
What's wrong?
>She takes another bite of it, still not minding.
>>4007308
I have gone beyond from hating how this match is going to being excited about who will die first.
>>4007325
Believe it or not, this time it's not about political issues. This time... It's about my weight, dude.
>He takes another bite of the burger, still wincing.
>>4007301
We. Are. Not. Family. I've been over this before, but it's not a casual thing for me like it is with you and your hundreds of little siblings.
>>4007306
You're the technology here. And if nothing else...eh. I respect him too much for anything more extreme. I guess I'll just have to ask him for some sort of...code-phrase or something only you two know.
>>4007309
You...don't actually use that thing...? Or am I misunderstanding you here?
>>4007318
>She only grins broader at the praise
Thanks. It also saves up on a hell of a lot of room for ammunition, too.
>>4007308
This is twice now! I-I'm going to win right?!
>>4007315
>He rips it up again.
I am really clumsy today, sorry could I have one more?
>>4007321
Which is...? I'll kill you? Maybe..?
>>4007330
It's really scary...
>>4007318
Mm-hmm. At least when I was trapped in my room, I didn't have to worry about all this.
>>4007316
...I did it for TWO years.
>>4007312
I'm still printing off pages from my journal.
>>4007308
Ribbit, ribbit...
>>4007325
W-well, it's not like I have control over where it appears.
It's always on my head, okay?
>>4007321
Hmhmhm... Gotta love that look.
I was on the way here, when two guys, both of them gross-looking appeared. They walked behind me... their words were perverted and disgusting. I did my best to ignore them until one of them grabbed my arm.
After that... I turned, knocked one of them out with my chainsaw, then threw that guy into the other one. Then I stomped on both of them a couple times while they were down.
>>4007336
I meant using my chainsaw and my bike at the same time.
>>4007323
Now may not be a good time because I'm not sure how much longer I'll be staying tonight. But sometime for sure.
>>4007325
I hope I will, making someone else happy would make me happy.
>>4007336
Something like that would completely revolutionize warfare.
>>4007330
We have our first death in days. It appears there can only be one succubus and ship.
>>4007325
>his bones starts hardening
Y-Yes, it's working! You're like a natural born mystic, Makoto-tan!
>>4007330
I don't think these people have what it takes to kill ME!
>>4007337
So you really wanna die, huh? I didn't know you were suicidal.
>>4007303
That's... Good? I guess?
>>4007305
Hi there!
>>4007309
Oh? How so?
>>4007310
I'm Mattie from ERP. Don't kill me or anyone else, please!
>>4007311
Why hello there. I believe you've visited us earlier.
>>4007313
I'm Mattie. Usually it's Sponty who drops by to say hello, but she's otherwise occupied right now.
>>4007321
Mhm, that I am!
>>4007346
If it wasn't me, it would have been someone else.
>>4007346
I'll take your eyes if you keep staring at me.
>>4007342
I think I kinda understand, but I also think having others to worry about is part of what makes life worthwhile.
>>4007346
Ow..
>>4007352
What brings you here miss?
>>4007342
Two years straight, or every night?
>>4007345
Yeah, maybe next time, dude! Do you wamt a burger before you go to bed?
>>4007352
Yep! I said hello to Canada and the guy who gave us tea! It's nice to meet ya, dude!
>>4007346
I forgot about this event. Well nothing happens here.
>>4007352
Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you right here and now, Mattie.
>>4007342
Will I have the honor of reading it first hand right? I wonder if I should do a little story of my life through art..
>>4007334
>She stares for a second, tilting her head in confusion.
Um..
You're not fat.
>>4007342
>She scoots forward and wipes your hair with the napkin, but it doesn't really help all that much.
That's sorta inconvenient.. D'you have a cleaning effect, maybe?
>>4007345
>She clasps both hands on her cheeks, fantasizing.
Ahh.. I'd love to be married someday, too.. Just thinking about it is amazing.
Me and No-..
>She clears her throat.
It does sound pretty nice.
>>4007347
Do I keep going?
>>4007363
I don't think I should eat so soon before going to bed, but thank you for the offer.
>>4007336
You're just being stubborn like a little sister normally is!
>>4007346
Gotta make sure it's almost indestructible!
>>4007347
>He gives you a thumbs up.
I'm not suicidal, I'm Kaito! You know that!
>>4007352
I'm Kaito, it's nice to meet you Mattie, but I don't think I've meet Sponty...
>>4007366
... I'm ganna win right Rammy?!
>>4007366
I think I can feel my stomach eating itself out of hunger, if that counts as something.
>>4007366
Chad looks really out of place now.
>>4007342
Aaah...yeah, trust me, it'll knock things off-balance something fierce...not to mention that any potential gore would just get everywhere even more, I think.
>>4007345
I'm...less in it for the warfare exactly. As it were I can only really stand "on-par" with most people from where I'm from in this thing.
>>4007352
...Oh. Not human. Shoulda noticed.
>>4007353
>It's weird seeing Sanae with short hair
>>4007374
I don't care!
>>4007352
Sometimes, I can enjoy myself by letting off steam and fighting... And other times I have others to worry about. It's a pain, really...
>she sighs
The killing isn't as fun as it used to be either.
>>4007359
It's hard to describe unless you had been a shut-in yourself.
>>4007363
Every night.
>>4007366
...Eh. Could be you. Could be me.
>>4007372
And I don't have effects for every little thing that would be convenient.
>she shakes her head and takes the pie off her head, taking a bite
...It least it still tastes like how you made it.
>>4007369
Of course... You're gonna be my proof-reader.
>>4007366
Guess I'll just have to wait and see.
>>4007380
>I think it's cute
>>4007372
Forgive me for prying, but you already have someone in mind?
>>4007380
They must be some very powerful people.
>>4007387
>I wouldn't say bad, it's just something that I have trouble getting used to.
>>4007388
Yep...magic tends to do that. Urgh.
>>4007372
Yes, keep going! It feels too good to have you stop now!
>>4007374
You're acting like a cheeky bastard on purpose, aren't you?
>>4007366
>>4007377
You are in luck. The feast has arrived.
>>4007374
Ummm. I do not know.
>>4007372
I know, but everyone says I should be because I eat burgers so much! Subaru says it, England says it, Russia probably says it... And I can't do a single thing about it! I'm just gonna balloon up at this rate...
>He bites a burger, wincing. Not from Vegemite this rate...
>>4007373
You're welcome, dude! G'night!
>>4007386
So... Was it fun?
>>4007386
Right! I'll be sure it's understandable and such.
>>4007352
Okay. Continue to fulfill your purpose.
>>4007342
That sounds satisfying. It is unfortunate how you could not kill them. Those creatures have no purpose.
>>4007337
Exactly.
>>4007386
That may be true, I've never really spent much time inside and away from other people. >>4007397
I don't think my magic is anywhere near that powerful.
>>4007402
Thank you, and you as well.
>>4007380
Aww! Do you want a hug from your big brother? Haha..
>>4007399
I have no idea what you're talking about Tracksuit..
>>4007401
......
>>4007397
>this artist usually does short hair sanae to depect her when she was younger
>>4007401
I feel like I won't be the one to die here! I'm too precious to die such a horrid death!
>>4007409
Yeah, I can feel that much...it's just absolutely insane over there.
>>4007411
Stop. Calling me. That. And stop calling yourSELF that.
>>4007386
S-Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, I just thought I'd ask instead of grooming it for you..
Now you need a bath..
>She seems too preoccupied with trying to clean your hair to notice much else.
>>4007388
No! Maybe! Yes!
AH!
Don't tell her!
>>4007399
>If you expected her to stop, she doesn't, she continues. You're a horrible person.
Alright, as long as it's working! Tell me when to stop, okay?
>>4007402
No, I really don't think so.
I mean, if you eat so much and you're still not fat, then you're not gonna get fat.
You must just have really high metabolism.
>>4007401
>>4007416
You died this way before and you have died again. Final four.
PANTY STEAL!!!!
>steals every female avafag's pants with magic
>>4007424
You really didn't get it?
>>4007424
*isn't wearing pants*
>>4007407
Maybe it's because I'm not the target audience for that feeling but... I don't see it.
>>4007420
But I am a big brother! And you are a little sister!
>>4007424
>Suspense builds.
.... Please?
>>4007380
Hm... I'll take your word for it.
...Good thing I had the rack for my chainsaw then.
>>4007402
It could be. Sometimes. It depends on where I went in the dream. There were lots of places.
>>4007403
I sstill need to make it more like...a story, I suppose. When I wrote things down, I made sure ot make it as quick and only get the necessary details.
>>4007407
Yes... considering how they were dressed, I think they were homeless.
Or maybe they just didn't care.
>>4007409
...You're probably better for it.
>>4007423
...
>sigh
Well, I used to have one effect that would make it rain.
And I'll be fine, really. Have you tried your own pie yet?
>>4007427
>every female avafag
>female avafag
That's about 1, or 2 if Junko isn't lying
>>4007420
It's time for me to get going, farewell.
>>4007423
I don't know who it is, but I won't. I hope she feels the same way towards you. Farewell.
>>4007432
>>4007427
That was meant for you.
>>4007437
It's pretty clear he means people with female avas.
>>4007436
I think so too. Farewell.
>>4007423
That's what everyone says, dude. Every time I go to the world meeting, England always sneaks in a reference to my weight, and it wrecks my self esteem! I'm really just a pig, right? If England says so, then I must be...
>>4007438
See ya later, dude!
>>4007436
What was your favourite dream?
>>4007436
Oh right...maybe we'll need to think of some character personality? since it's a story like thing...hm, I'm not sure.
>>4007445
I know, but you shouldn't have to rely on context
>>4007424
Final three. One friend is seeking out another but I have a feeling that the other guy will win. It always happens.
>>4007433
>Her voice is both the loudest and angriest you've ever heard it
YOU ARE NOT!
>>4007436
Hehe...yeah, probably. I mean, it's just how things work, y'know? But yeah ,it shouldn't take me that long to wrap it up.
>>4007438
Oh, well, sure thing, lady. Be seeing you.
>>4007459
Next time, try not walking under the giant robots.
>>4007459
Urotsuki! I can't believe this...
>>4007436
Huh..
Now that I think about it, no, I haven't even tasted it. Is it really that good?
>>4007438
Oh, um, see ya!
>>4007451
I think England's just a big jerk, honestly.
If he's making fun of you, then you shouldn't listen. Anybody that's low enough to make fun of people doesn't even deserve the time of day.
>>4007433
Kaito.. Stop calling her that.
Please.
>>4007459
ouch...
>>4007423
>after a few minutes his bone finally reaches it's peak and starts weakening again
O-Okay, it's as strong as it's going to get now. Thank you for your help, Makoto-tan!
>>4007424
I-It always has to be me...
>>4007359
Oh, I'm just visiting. Some people I know hang out in these threads and have told me they'd rather take a break from that other place.
>>4007363
Ah, well, nice to meet you as well, um, dude.
>>4007367
I have ice cream?
>>4007374
Oh, well that's alright then. It's nice to meet you too, Kaito!
>>4007380
Hmm? That's right, I'm a cow, in fact. Is that a bad thing?
>>4007386
I wouldn't think killing would be fun, but... Maybe you're starting to feel remorse? Or compassion?
>>4007407
My purpose...? I uh, I suppose I'll do that, then.
>>4007446
Bye.
>>4007451
I had a few.... One of them being the sandy beach. It was hidden away behind a teleporter maze, but if you knew where to go to get to the maze, and you solved it, there was this spotless beach. Pure blue water, sparkling waves, and clean sand as far as the eye could see. And there was some one there... a person with wolf ears and a tail. It was so relaxing when I went there.
>>4007455
My own personality doesn't work for that?
>>4007477
>she takes the opportunity to stuff the pie into your mouth
Check it.
>>4007475
>>4007459
Whatever it takes.
>>4007471
Hope it wasn't too much trouble.
>>4007459
Nevermind then. I am pleasantly surprised. I am sorry for the other friend.
>>4007493
Like I said.
AT. ANY. COST.
>>4007487
Considering I don't care for many nonhumans...?
>>4007489
Naah.
...It's not like I've got much else going on, anyways.
>>4007493
Hah. Congrats, Urotsuki, and thanks for the show.
>>4007493
Boy, I sure do love it when the host is happy that my tribute dies.
>>4007484
>She stands up, happy that she'd been able to help a friend in need.
Great! So, you must be super strong now, right?
>>4007489
>She makes a bit of a noise, mixed between a "ururruughghruhgh" and a "gghhrrghghll." With no other choice, she covers her mouth and chews the pie.
Mm, mm..
>>4007471
But I am a big brother, I have little brothers and sisters.
>>4007477
It's better being angry than sad right?
>>4007487
How are you doing tonight? Or this morning depending..
>>4007496
Waah...
>>4007489
I'm not sure how a book would really work in writing it...your personality should be fine but it would all have to add up toward a ending in the story right? oh! and congratulations Urotsuki.
>>4007493
Congratulations. Urotsuki. Pick a class, Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Druid, Hunter, Warlock, Priest, Mage, Death Knight or Monk) or choose neutral.
>>4007477
You don't understand, Makoto. He's pretty much the only father figure me and Canada ever had, and it really hurts me to see him say that about me. It's not like I can tell him to stop, since he's way too fired up about France to care all that much...
>>4007487
What's your name, squirt?
>>4007489
Reminds me of Hawaii, actually... What was the worst dream you ever had, dude?
>>4007493
Congrats to Urotsuki, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>4007487
...
What kind of ice cream?
>>4007493
>>4007496
Congratulations Uro-tan. Try to calm down and not be so vicious next time.
>>4007504
That's right! Your hand would break in half if you tried punching me. That's the magic of bone massaging!
>>4007508
You're not helping anybody by being a jerk to her! Stop! She obviously doesn't like it, so quit!
>>4007514
Congrats, Urotsuki!
>>4007516
Well, if he's like a father figure to you, then of course he's gonna want to keep you protected and healthy.
I think you're fine.
>>4007521
R-Really?! Can I try?
>>4007487
Whatever it is... I don't like it.
Not that it matters so much to you.
>>4007514
Hunter. Make me ahunter. And if you don't mind, could you use this
>>4007496
This picture?
>>4007508
AND I AM NOT ONE OF THEM! So that brotherly-fatherly-whatever attitude of yours can go die in a fire!
>>4007514
The results.
>>4007500
>Eh, I only really dislike a few. Me cheering for Urotsuki and Kaito was because they are Ram's friends. Chad is an amusing one. Especially with how out of place he was near the end of the match.
>>4007514
Well, congratulations.
>>4007530
Thanks for hosting
>>4007524
Yeah, you're right... Besides, at least I'm not shit at magic like him, amirite?
>An Englishman is trashing his room, cursing "that fatassed bastard" and wishing that "he'd choke on a fucking burger".
>>4007513
I think we both know where I could end it, Garry.
You did a pretty good job helping with that~.
>>4007508
Whatever.
Don't get in my way next time.
>>4007497
No? I thought you were working on...
...Hm. Nevermind.
>>4007504
>she smiles a bit
Hmh. So...?
>>4007516
...>she looks down and shudders a bit
There are a few of those too...
>>4007530
Thank you for the game.
>>4007668
Ah, personal ones, huh? Well, I'm not gonna ask about those if you don't want me to, dude.
>>4007530
Thanks for hosting, by the way.
>>4007524
>>4007521
>>4007516
>>4007513
And thank you for your congrats.
>>4007524
I thought you weren't about getting violent with friends!?
>>4007530
Thank you for the game, eldest daughter.
