some shitty thread about hg
>>4004632
What's wroooong?
Are you mad that I put you in with the Anons?
Okay, fine, I'll include you.
Furst
>>4004593
Fuck you man. give me back my Kaku. Or monet. One or the other. Or both.
>>4004656
>>4004657
That still counts.
>>4004490
There really isn't anything else I'm good with This is the choice I made, no going back
>>4004565
Just because you know a guy that deals rohypnols doesn't mean you're actually good with women, dumbass
>>4004627
I guess? I don't know. Maybe there's cross-dimensional instinct shit.
>>4004640
Are you one of those some?
>>4004657
>Nuzzles the muzzle
>>4004627
You're not in a position to be demanding anything from me.
>>4004548
NO YOU'RE THE ONE BEING NAUGHTY! I'M BEING A GOOD GIRL!
If this city never sleeps
Then I guess it never dreams
Says the hipster to me
While up above
>>4004548
Oh, I can still do something for you! What do you need done?
>>4004547
For quite some time, myself and the rest of monster kind did.
What did this author write? Perhaps I've read something from them before.
>>4004551
So a misunderstanding... No doubt caused by this place's shenanigans?
It sounds like you still want to be friends with her.
>>4004516
Oh, over that period of time, change is guaranteed. I'm not surprised in the slightest.
>>4004593
I never realized you were military! Perhaps your form and your skills should have clued me in...
>>4004601
> * Toriel laughs softly
I do enjoy hearing that. It seems I am rather good at that lately.
>>4004656
Include me too while you're at it.
>>4004658
Monet was utter cancer and even I'll admit that, but Kaku wasn't even all that bad, and he's an interesting character.
I'll consider him, but he's not above characters like Decim on my list of avas to bring back.
>>4004551
In all that's been happening I guess I have missed a couple of deliveries... I'm sorry.
>>4004564
I don't get handovers man... I think that part would be obvious..
>>4004627
H-hey! No... It just means I don't turn away what's given to me..
>>4004548
Hmm, you decide it's your wish after all.
And that's exactly what I told him, that he was lucky. I don't like pushing them over the edge, but he was begging me to give him some furry sites at the end, it was very funny.
>>4004561 (Torial)
Times of unrest maybe? Well, you probably made the right choice. Most people prefer to forget themselves and the world in entertainement and celebrations, even if there is nothing to celebrate.
I know that in your world, people say you're "monsters", but it's up to debate, really...
>>4004586 (you)
I really don't need to be fetishized more here, jeez
>>4004565 (Flash)
OKAY TOUCH! Feel them, I will show you these are prime tits material, straight outta macromastia.
You will close your mouth I swear!
>>4004651
>>4004651
>>4004651
Alright, I guess we're using this thread.
l will fap to the ava below l guess
>>4004580 (Futo)
Ah! I'm sorry, dude. Imagine a huge union of countries, who all have the power of five nukes. Suffice to say, me and Russia had a HUGE fight after World War Two...
>>4004593 (Makoto)
Yo. That is an amazing idea! I have an idea; Toast sandwich.
>>4004627 (Nero)
Because we are the personifications of said countries, me being America and Italy being Italy...
>>4004640 (Luna)
Well, if you want to be technical, yes it has. If all of us call it the world, then it IS the world!
>>4004436
He was outperformed on an IQ test by a candy bracelet.
>>4004561
I've met people who are tolerable. Although, I'm fully prepared for when I have to step on them to become ruler.
>>4004627
>She frowns more so than usual.
People are going to take advantage of you while you're playing pretend. It's an eventuality. If you don't want to die a second time, pay extra attention during these "Roman" games.
>>4004351
Hmm.
>>4004534
The truth can be odder than fiction.
>>4004561
I suppose that conversation we had the first time was before that happened. Mother officially discarded me.
>>4004593
If that was your attempt at getting me flustered, you have failed. The most I have ever done with anybody was getting kissed.
>>4004627
Why? I was informed that they were your biggest accomplishments.
>>4004685
...Well. Only in a roundabout way it was, but...like I said. Best she's not.
>>4004627 (Nero)
Chariots are centuries upon centuries outdated, so...I'm pretty sure I already know.
>>4004689
It's fine, I've...not been in a mood to guzzle them anyways, aside from when I'm working on Urotsuki's project.
>>4004710
I'll delete my fucking thread right now if you want man. Hell if I get enough (you)'s telling me to i'll still do it.
>>4004710
Don't touch me
>>4004689
Aiyaa, I get it. It's just not a safe place by yourself, dude...
>>4004713
DO NOT.
>>4004716
"Nuke"...?
>>4004683
Says the one whom didst drug and sodomize me this very game.
One week ago, 36 souls entered the city of Rome.
Now, only five remain.
Who will stand above the rest triumphantly?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10710937
>>4004732
It's fine, I already deleted mine. Just don't jump the gun next time.
>>4004739
>not fapping to freedom and liberty
>>4004676
No, the harddrive full of sent nudes does, though.
>>4004685
Lately? I'm surprised it hasn't been a constant thing your entire life. Those eyes could end wars.
>>4004701
>Brad reaches forward, but stops just short of them
Actually, nah. I know they're fake.
Why suffer the disappointment?
>>4004710
>>4004738
But I've got to put some ice on the burn I dealt earlier.
>>4004753
A huge bomb that can wipe out entire cities depending on the things inside it. I should know, considering I used some in the past...
There you go, Wiglord and Yoofers
The night is calm.
>>4004701
Building the kingdom took priority first, so... yes.
The term does not really strike me as being derogatory, even if some use it that way.
>she smiles
It is just the way we have been called through the years.
>>4004676
There is always another choice, even if it is not apparent in the present. Things may always change.
>>4004719
You would get along with my ex-husband rather well, I think...
>>4004727
Your own mother? My, my...
That is terrible. I am sorry to hear it, Ramlethal. Truly I am.
>>4004730
Why is that? it would be possible to mend this if you could simply talk to her...
>>4004769
How I wish that were true... They certainly charmed my ex.
>>4004769
If you want to talk about burns, I can just set you on fire. How's that sound?
>>4004788
I'm pretty sure I just jinxed myself by doing that
>>4004779
Ah! Much like that one woman...such a cowardly prospect.
>>4004680
A-anon...that feels really nice...
>>4004685
I heard you make really good pies...is that true?
>>4004701
Hehe, I would have given him an encyclopedias worth of material to explore...its in my nature after all~ but its funny what you did, being a big tease~
Psh, I was only teasing. Its the only thing I could remotely think of that would be related to your cause of death.
The day is NOT calm.
>>4004782
Nice chart! Hopefully I'll make someone's chart.
>>4004685
Mhm! I went to a military academy and everything. Since I'm beastkin, we're pretty much fit for that stuff. Most of us don't want to though, since.. Y'know, bullies and all.
>>4004716
With peanut butter?
>>4004719
What?
No, but.. What?
How?
>>4004727
Ooooh, who, who?
Tell me the dirt, Rammy!
>>4004769
You... You must be fucking kidding me......
>sighs
Well, I didn't want you dirty hands on me though, I just got carried away and made a huge mistake. I don't need your validation everyone knows I'm the titboss here...
Still...
You have have poor judgment for breasts, but your tastes in Sunglasses is spot on!
>>4004805
Because I'm a very, very bad friend.
>>4004753
THAT WASN'T ME IT WAS A CLONE! I WAS BUSY SWEEPING LIKE I NORMALLY DO!
>>4004816
H-HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?
>>4004808
Huh? Did she use nukes too?
>>4004822
Sure, if you want. It's literally just toast... Inside a sandwich. We're gonna be so rich~!
We've got our podium entries, now we just need to find out the order!
>>4004805
Ex? What silly man would ever leave your side?
>>4004806
Aw, is somebody a little jealous of their better?
>>4004816
Sleep tight, pupper.
>>4004827
You're the titboss in the same way that a pensioner is the teeth boss. Sure, their teeth are straight, but that's because they're dentures.
I'm going to spend all day tomorrow avatarfagging and no one's going to stop me.
>>4004823
>She playfully boops your nose, sticking her tongue out.
Yeah, yeah, yeaaah!
You forced me to do it, anyways.
>>4004842
Hang on, so.. Three pieces of bread?
Oh my gosh. That's GENIUS! With peanut butter in-between!
>>4004809
Yes but don't give dem anons more idea than they have already I mean.
Also it wasn't really difficult, the desire is already in them, it just needs the right pic to manifest itself.
IT'S OVER
>>4004727
I'm feeling a little weary, sorry if I'm not the best for conversation right now.
>>4004730
If you need to get something off your chest you can tell me, I'll keep it secret.
>>4004745
I wouldn't be by myself, on tour generally means I'll be with others...
>Meanwhile it's been a whole afternoon and I've only been able to think up 50 fatal/nonfatal bloodbath
>The rest is empty
>MFW
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (50edit).png](https://i.imgur.com/0mqaczb.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (50edit).png")
>>4004677
I don't know but you seem to be enthusiastic about joining the Legion...
>>4004682
I am in a position that I can demand anything from you! Y-You are standing on Roman grounds and I will not allow you to bully me under that circumstance!
>>4004689
It means that you given up on everything and you lower your bar of standards! Aesthetics is beauty. And I find beauty in everything!
>>4004716
And besides, why would he want to have my head. I am the empress of rome!
>>4004719
I am not playing pretend I am the Empress of Rome! I am the Empress of Rome!
I am not being delusional! I am being realistic here!
>>4004727
THOSE ARE NOT MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS!
>starts to cry
>>4004730
Chariots are centuries outdated but someone made me an electric chariot that requires no horses.
Hehe.
>>4004809
Why, yes! I bake many things, but especially pies are my favorite! I have been working on rhubarb lately, now that I have the means to get it.
>>4004822
You do not act the type.. But I think that is for the better! Your chipper personality would certainly be welcome if someone needed cheering up.
>>4004850
He wasn't the one that left... I ended up having to do so.
>>4004829
You? I do not believe that. Even so, have you tried yet?
>>4004805
I don't care about your family matters. Go to a counselor, not a child.
>>4004822
Do you not believe me?
>She pulls out a piece of paper.
>It reads:
Billy: -5
Shovel: 17
Candy Bracelet 1: 17
Candy Bracelet 2: 17
>>4004850
>with blood-filled eyes, I jump on you and press you on the ground, smoothering your face with my breast.
FEEL THEM YOU SHIT, AND SAY THAT AGAIN!! I DARE YOU!
Brad's violent nature ended up being his downfall! Congrats to Miss Trigger!
>>4004868
Grats, Miss Trigger.
Thanks for hosting, TNT.
>>4004896
Good job Missy!
Congratulation.
And congratulation on hosting your first game too!
Miss Trigger didn't kill until the final 5.
>>4004833
Lie not to me, Buddhist!
>>4004842
More that she...arest a walking sun.
>>4004875
I'm not standing anywhere near Italy, you idiot, I can do whatever I want to you and you can't stop me.
>>4004868
I really shouldn't have fought all those catfish.
Grats, Trigger babe.
Thanks for hosting, dynabros.
>>4004875
If it gets me closer to you, sign me up.
>>4004881
Sorry to hear that, Tori. He must've been a real bum.
>>4004890
>Game. Set. Brad.
Whoa, take a guy out to dinner first, babe.
>>4004822
Not a male here. I did tell you about Sin, I am assuming. It was during The fourth of this month and he informed me that it is a tradition to do that.
>>4004805
It has been affecting me for some time now. I could be doing nothing at all and I will be reminded of that. Is that normal?
>>4004871
You need to rest?
>>4004907
Thanks for hosting
>>4004567
If I'm a fool, you're a retard
>>4004881
I hope so! I really really hope so!
That's my whole reason for living! I wanna just make friends with the people that need one! That way, nobody needs to go through what I did, and the world'll be happier.
And maybe, somewhere along the way, people won't hate beastkin as much..
>>4004884
I-I mean.. I never disagreed with you, but..
How does an inanimate object take an IQ test, though?
>>4004805
They haven't so far, why would they start now? Things didn't change for the better for me as a kid, even when I tried to get my parents to not abandon me for their vacations. They didn't change for the better when I tried to turn a new leaf over, doing which I did even worse
>>4004850
Annoyed at a self righteous loser is more appropriate a term. Just because you trick girls into sleeping with you doesn't make you better than me
>>4004881
As it were, the only time I've seen her since, I...was forced to attack and cripple her.
>>4004875
...So, like, a giant scooter?
>>4004871
Just...not all here since that certain "falling-out".
>>4004907
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>4004873
>Got a specific theme in mind?
>>4004907
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>4004875
Those are the ones you are infamous for.
>>4004914
Hohoho.. How scandalous, Rammy.
You kissed a boy..!
D'you love him? C'mon, tell me, tell me!
>>4004855
YES! It's literally the cheapest meal you can think of, and we can sell it for fifty cents!
>>4004868
Congrats to Miss Trigger, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>4004871
They're gonna steal a lot of things off of you, dude.
>>4004875
He's been a bit touchy since Roman Empire died, South Italy more so. It'd be unwise if you want to see Romano...
>>4004909
Oh... I get it. I really should look into that sometime... So, where do you come from, dude?
>>4004934
It kinda does.
And thus ends the first of hopefully many Dynamite Games!
I hope you guys had fun!
From now on, for the true Dynamite Games experience, imagine Michael and Gavin commenting on the games as they go on. Or maybe I'll comment as them in future games.
Either way, I'll try and be a good consistent host around here!
>>4004677
Do you dare to find out?
>>4004685
Perhaps not surprised, but saddened.
>>4004716
But there is nothing to be inferred from the term alone, had you not known the term.
>>4004907
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>4004907
Thank you very much for the game!
I hope all of you have been acting properly while I have been away.
>>4004884
It does not really bother me. It all happened qu--
...Right, you do not care. Excuse me for my rambling.
>>4004896
Congratulations, Miss Trigger. Well done!
>>4004911
He just... acted in a way that I could not agree with. I do not entirely hate him for it. But I cannot forgive him.
>>4004914
> * Toriel gives her a pat on the head.
With such strong events, they will remain in your mind long after the event itself... But it will get better as time goes on, I promise.
Just try to remember that it is all in the past now, and you can move on from that.
>>4004952
Depends. Do I get a reward at the end?
>>4004969
So.. You're single, then?
>>4004936
>Very much so. The games are going to be based around World of Warcraft raids. I'm planning on having 50 "default" events on each category, like a foundation, and saving that, but each one will be different. Different arena events depending on the boss, different events in general, different slots, different everything. It's all gonna be different every time I host, except the same 50 events in each category'll remain, mostly to save me a ton of effort and keep the games interesting no matter what boss we're fighting. Sound fun?
>>4004952
Ah... Well... Some names DO have meaning, though...
>>4004950
Who? Link a vid of them you like so I can see what the fuss is about, please.
>>4004967
Really? Well, if you think so...
Truth or dare??
>>4004856
Heh, dont worry, I'll just keep those thoughts to myself then. More fun for my imagination to play with anyways~
Hm...I'm going to assume that was the picture that captured his attention, right? Tentacles and large breasts are always a trigger for some who wish to explore deeper into...other territories of fetishes.
>>4004881
Oho~! When you finish it, may I sample it? I was going to make another cream pie joke, but I felt it would get stale after a while.
>>4004948
It really doesn't in the world of adults who actually do things instead of worrying about petty popularity like some high schooler. Besides catching all the STDs, what have you done with your life that amounts to anything?
>>4004946
No way!
We can sell it for.. A dollar!
>>4004911
>>4004805
Oh I see... Mhh It's a great way to reappropriate a once derogatory term. It's a good idea.
I fear I'd have to leave you still Toriel, I'm been up way too long, but I'm happy I got to see you again before leaving. Come a little more around if you can.
>>4004911
This was a really... weird way to meet each other. I'm sorry, but you did provoke me.
The name's Fyxe, let's hpe our future encounter will be less... bouncing.
See ya... "Brad"!
>>4004946
Originally, I werest born in Japan, but I hast taken to residing within Gensokyo now, alongside mine prince.
>>4004920
Thine words wound akin to an unsharpened butter knife.
>>4004983
>Huh. Neat. I know next to nothing about WoW, but neat anyways.
>>4005000
Truth!
>>4004875
Haha, if you really found beauty in everything we wouldn't be talking about this, also I'm not one to give up on things like this.
>>4004907
Congratulations Miss Trigger!
Thank you very much for hosting! It was bursting with fun!
>>4004914
You know I don't Rammy, I'll be fine.
>He takes a deep breath and then sighs.
>>4004936
You know there are such things as second chances.
>>4004946
You sure are good about advertising yourself, way to attract visitors...
>>4004875
"Former" is the key word. You don't hold power anymore.
>>4004923
The mental capacity of the Endsville school faculty is questionable as well. But results are results.
>>4004969
You're excused. Regardless, it's late. I'll be going to get some rest.
Goodnight.
>A scythe materializes in front of her. She then uses it to cut open a portal, and jump inside. She's gone.
>>4004981
Is suffering rewarding for you?
>>4004984
Mmmmaybe.
>>4005003
You know that's I'm kidding? It's fun when you do it. But yeah irony can be difficult to spot with written words.
That was the picture yes, a terrible pandora box.
Alright, I really need to sleep you, so I'm leaving you. Make the most of your free day, and take care. Bye!
>>4004923
It must... People only hate and fear what they don't understand. Someday, more will realize that we are not the "monsters" humanity feared so many years ago. At least, that is what I believe.
You are doing so much good... I respect that, Makoto.
>>4004936
Truly? Oh my.
And you have not seen her since?
>>4004952
Maybe just a little... But more than anything, I do my best not to give up hope that the change will be for the better eventually.
>>4004981
I have been for quite a while. Oh, but I have many many great friends, and at my age that is all I can hope for I suppose.
>>4005013
Sleep well, Fyxe! Good to see you again~.
>>4005004
Had fun and been generally awesome.
You?
>>4005013
Well, Fyxe, if you wanna do that again, feel free. I might forget just how real they are and need a reminder.
Sleep tight.
>>4005040
Depends on what follows.
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (81).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UYErwEB.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (81).jpg")
>>4004910
Stop calling me idiot! You're the idiot behind the computer screen! You c-can't hurt me!
>>4004911
W-What!?...
Fine. You'll be at the vanguard! So prepare yourself!
>>4004936
Something like that. I would like to thank the local pink haired mechanic though! He built me that chariot!
>>4004937
I am famous for many more things such as making a huge theater! That's a more aesthetically appeased than burning the city!
>>4004946
Well then I will visit his grave soon! I suppose he is killed by someone.
>>4005024
I still hold power! I am the emperor! Come on!
>>4005023
Well then... At least you look aesthetically pleasing. Tell me about yourself.
>>4005045
Bye!
>>4004965
I've not even been here all the time, myself, but noone's really stirring up trouble.
>>4005023
...I don't deserve it.
>>4005051
That, uh, was this most recent game, actually.
>>4005059
Hah! Good one! He's no real engineer, all he knows how to do is fix things.
>>4005051
All you can hope for? Tori, I'm shocked. How is someone as pretty as you not turning suitors down every day?
>>4005059
You have a van? Does it have a nice sound system?
>>4005059
>pulls Nero's ear
What did you say?
>>4004938
I am fond of him. I would not call it love though.
>>4004969
You speak as if you had a similar experience.
>>4004950
>>4005024
Farewell.
>>4005023
I need to know what is causing your weariness.
>>4005059
I was not informed of this. Only your atrocities were given to me.
>>4005016
>Hopefully it will be. I'll have to write a notepad copypaste explaining it every time I host, though. The rules are sort of different from a usual HG. Basically, there're rewards for winning, and beating the bosses.
>>4005018
Alright! Um.. Hmm..
D'you have a crush on anybody here?
>>4005024
Huhh.. It sounds to me like they must've sabotaged his, then. Something doesn't add up there, really. I mean, someone capable of thought shouldn't be "dumber" than an inanimate object. That just shouldn't be possible.
>>4005051
>She blushes and bats her hand towards you, squirming in place.
Oh, c'mon.. I'm not doing that much good. After all, I've already made a friend hate me, so.. I must not be doing that great.
>She sighs.
I'm trying, though.
>>4005012
YES! We're gonna be so rich, dude! What about fairy bread?!
>>4005016
Japan, huh? Maybe I can show you a photo of what he looks like as a human!
>>4005023
Just being realistic, dude.
>>4005040
Yes, they do!
>>4005059
He just... Vanished without a trace. No one knows why. He just left.
>>4005076
Well, fair enough.
I guess it's my turn. I'll tell the truth about something.
>>4005068
Good.
I am going to see to it myself that the behavior of everyone here it at an acceptable standard. Rule-breakers are not to be tolerated.
>>4005087
Huh? Fairy bread?
>>4005045
Ah...sorry about that! Its a bit troublesome detecting irony in typed context.
Heh...I should do a tentacle piece sometime in the future. always wanted to draw a scene involving something like that. Or maybe a mini comic...I've actually had the idea stick around my head for a while now.
Hehe, I can tell you need sleep judging by the amount of yous in that sentence, but have a good sleep Fyxe, and have sweet dreams, maybe with me in them~
>>4005100
Bread with margarine on it, topped with sprinkles! It's a delicacy in Australia!
>>4005080
Yeah, I do, but nearly everyone could tell you who. Sure you want that to be your question?
>>4005054
Broke the known laws of physics by building a functional time machine and created a robot that can simulate anything I order it to, down to behavior, even scent
>>4005080
>And all I have are the Quest Complete things, the Quest Points, and occasionally titles. Man.
>>4005087
...Eh?
>>4005125
Do you fuck 'em?
>Pickpockets everyone in the thread
Where the hell is all the materia!? You people only have money or random crap!
>>4005003
Why yes! I'd love to give you a sample of it. I was thinking about teaching Makoto how to make pie, so we'll let you give her the grade, hm?
>>4005024
Sleep well, child. I wish you better days.
>>4005068
...Ah.
that does make things difficult...
>>4005072
I do get a share of quite.. forward people, come to think of it.
Being honest, I do not know if I really deserve that, but I am flattered.
>>4005076
More than you would think, actually. In my many years, I have seen both the best and the worst from both monsterkind and humankind... And those experiences were hard to take in at first.
>>4005080
> * Toriel smiles and rubs your head
That is what matters the most. Things between friends will not always be pleasant, but they can always be mended.
>>4005136
>>4005016
Could you please try to change your accent?
>>4005126
...Didn't I tell you there was personifications for every country on earth? Including micronations?
>>4005137
...Did you take my burgers?
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (114).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P31m1L0.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (114).jpg")
>>4005075
Ah! Oww oww! S-Stop! Alright! You-You can hurt me! Y-You can hurt me!
>>4005068
oh. so that's why.
it does not work.
>she looks depressed
>>4005076
Don't remind me of my atrocities! I know what I did OK! I feel bad! I feel really really bad! But could you stop reminding me of such ordeal?
I could use something more aesthetically pleasing!
>>4005087
Well he died. Killed by goths. If experience serves me right...
>>4005054
Pain. And the knowledge that you deserve it.
>>4005087
Maybe.
>>4005125
>>4005136
>>4005137
> * Toriel is holding your hand by the wrist
REally, now... Were you not raised better?
>>4005136
Of course I don't, I'm not some pervert
>>4005092
It's...really not your place, I don't think. Then again, I've more than once shouted "no gods, no masters" when I was feeling irritable.
>>4005137
GIVE ME BACK MY RECORDINGS!
>>4005140
You don't know the half of it.... We just can't see eye to eye on some matters.
>>4005149
That, and it's probably fueled by gasoline or something.
>>4005143
>Ocelot says something I agree with
Yeah it's time for bed.
>>4005137
Joke's on you. I don't have a penny to my name.
>>4005122
Woah.. That sounds really good, but.. Simple! Super simple! We should sell that stuff!
>>4005123
>She nods, with a confirmatory "hm, hm."
>>4005126
>Psh. It's not even really that great, I'll just add arena events depending on which bosses are beaten, maybe a few events that'll show up once in a blue moon. I'm also thinking about having rare weapons drop at a dice roll after every time you beat a boss, and if a rare item drops then that reduces the amount of slots the boss occupies by 1.
>It's a work in progress.
>>4005137
>She looks at your hand on her chest.
H-Hey, what're you looking for?
>>4005140
>She smiles and folds her ears back, pressing back up against your pets with a light chitter to her breath.
Mmhm.
I know they can. It was just hard at first, but.. I'm over it now. Thanks a bunch, goat mom.
>>4005143
I used but a single dated word in that sentence.
>>4005147
...Eh!?
>>4005149
And don't you forget it, you arsonist idiot.
*Strums his guitar*
Hehe!
Make way people the worlds best guitarist coming through!
>>4005140
Well, maybe it's just the feminine charm you exude.
>>4005155
That doesn't seem like much of a reward.
>>4005165
You created robots that can do anything, and you didn't fuck 'em? What's wrong with you? Do you have no dick?
>>4005189
I'd say I've heard at least ten guitarists play better.
>>4005091
Okay. I never been told about your occupation. If you have one.
>>4005140
I will have to assume you are much older than me then.If events like this does not bother you anymore.
>>4005137
*she doesn't even have money*
Maybe it is only i your universe.
>>4005149
I did not beleive that you would be upset for them. I guess death changes a person.
>>4005183
Link, even if we agreed to be friends instead.
>>4005171
I am not here to force anyone. I am simply a good samaritan doing what i good samaritan should.
>>4005137
You should check between my legs, I keep a lot of money down there~
>>4005140
Oh? I always wanted to be a judge, more so for...certain activities, but I'd love to try out her pie!
>>4005059
I-I can't say I've even been complimented like that before... B-but my name is Kaito, I'm a musician!
>>4005068
That's not for you to decide I don't think, what's for you to decide is if you're going to work up the courage to ask for one.
>>4005076
It's nothing, just the day wears away at me from time to time.
>>4005087
You're being scary..
>>4005189
Best? That's a huge claim you're making ya'know..!
>>4005149
No, he just vanished. If you want, I could get a photo of the Roman Empire in his prime...
>>4005155
Maybe what, dude?
>>4005183
FIFTY CENTS PER SLICE! We can sell six slices at once, dude!
>>4005186
"Eh" what, dude? That's not strange at all!
>>4005189
If that's what you believe, dude...
>>4004992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_TCWMoesGo
Audio quality isn't very good on this, but it'll give you a good idea of their dynamic.
They were also in a recent movie that's available on YouTube Red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI455Z37o30
And here's a few more clips for good measure:
Michael's Valentine's Day Snack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C74QUc7p0_s
Michael and Gavin play a real-life FNAF (not as cringy as it sounds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7gYFhJ2eCQ
And here's the video where the team name came from:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok08s4kszvU
>>4005189
That isn't Ibuki.
>>4005147
n-no?
>Bites into a burger
>>4005161
I mean my dad could have taught me even more ways toss teal, but ya know. You take what you get.
>>4005171
Are they worth a lot? Follow me to the pawn shop i'll sell them to them and you can buy them back.
>>4005174
I know. You just had random junk. Just worthless.
>>4005183
This isn't a pocket...Where are your pockets?..
>>4005204
>Finds my phoenix down
You still got this? Go use it on your friend already.
>>4005216
I'll pass....next time maybe..probably not..
>>4005221
Christ, son. I have the attention span of gnat but I'll see what I can do with this post. Thank you.
>>4005200
'Tis not supposed to be one.
>>4005219
Maybe "some" names do hold truth. Albeit I would call them rare.
>>4005189
>another JoJo
When will it end?
>>4005224
Alright, which one of you dangan ass motherfuckers is it this time?
>>4005183
>Jesus fuck man
>>4005219
'Tis to I! Mayhaps I shouldst leave, I've things I need report to mine prince....
>>4005204
Occupation? Oh, like my job?
Weeelll... I can't really tell you. There're some things about it that're secret. I know that's kinda ruining the point of the game, but.. Yeah, I just.. Job. Y'know how it is with that stuff.
I'm military, basically.
>>4005208
Link? LINK?
OHHHHH!
...
I've never met Link.
>>4005219
Better yet..
A DOLLAR!
>>4005231
I don't have any pockets, honest.
I just keep everything strapped to my skirt, usually.
>>4005231
Worthless to you, maybe, but not to me. You should learn to respect other people's property.
>>4005234
So, it's one of those orgasm denial things? You're kinkier than I thought.
Cheer me up HG
Kehehe! It seems like a perfect time to emerge in this hour!
>>4005200
Firstly, I'm no pervert that only thinks about sex, unlike you, and secondly, that would be disgusting. It's a robot, not something to have sex with, only a depraved fool would try something like that
>>4005252
Will tits suffice?
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (113).png](https://i.imgur.com/lQAJskc.png "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (113).png")
>>4005072
Wait.. What van?
>>4005188
I TOLD YOU! AM NOT THE ONE WHO BURNS MY CITY TO ASHES!
>>4005189
I don't have to make way for someone. I am the empress!
>>4005171
Well I know a car when I see one. But I don't see any way to refuel the chariot.
>>4005204
Come on! I know I did wrong! And I am not proud of that moment! I was not expecting that fire since I was playing my lute somewhere else!
>>4005218
Musician. Well then I suppose we're rivals then. I am Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, Empress of Rome and also known as the Empress of Aesthetics.
>>4005219
No thanks. I know what he probably look like.
>>4005201
You... Shit head!
I'll fucking kill you Rohan!
>>4005218
But it's true. I'm going to blow the whole would away one day!
>>4005219
I do believe it. You got a problem with that?
>>4005224
Who the hell is that!?
>>4005235
>Hell no.
>>4005252
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
>>4005252
You're not, and never will be me.
Also take this I guess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTqXsG_O2g
>>4005257
Obviously you haven't made a sexy enough robot.
>>4005261
The one you want me to guard.
>>4005261
Maybe you didn't start the fire, but you still let it burn.
>>4005252
>>4005231
All they have is sentimental value. And by that I mean "give them back or you get to know what disintegration feels like".
>>4005218
Well, this is my judgement on the matter, myself. And I just don't think I should.
>>4005210
This place doesn't even have rules, after all...not even common sense applies most of the time. I might be fighting an uphill battle, but you're like an ant trying to push a truck up a cliff.
>>4005189
Considering I've only encountered like...two "guitarists", I guess I'll just take your word for that.
>>4005261
Which means it's probably not meant to work, then, even if it did in the first place.
>>4005171
Even before these misunderstandings? Where is she now?
>>4005183
Hehe. It is no problem, Makoto dear.
By the way... last time, you had said you wanted to learn how to bake, yes? I have a surprise for you~.
>>4005204
It is simply that I've learnt how to cope with these events better.
The past has not been well for you, I know.. But you are still here, yes? All you must do is keep moving forward in spite of what Mother thinks or has done. You are your own person... And you can do whatever you like now.
>>4005216
That...That aside, we will be sure to bring it to you!
I would offer to let you help, but.. I would insist you put something on.
>>4005231
> * Toriel lets go of your wrist.
Regardless... All you would find in my pockets are ingredients for pie and a recipe book.
>>4005268
Did I ever say you were bad? No. I said you weren't the best. That gives you something to work for, doesn't it?
Dumbass.
>>4005253
Holy shit that's something out of a horror movie!!
>>4005231
You sure? Theres lot of riches just waiting to be grabbed at..
>>4005246
O-oh. Well, he wears green clothes and a pointy green hat. I'm sure he'd talk to you if you said hi when he shows up in the entry line.
>>4005252
You matter, anon.
>>4005218
After what happened a few days ago, excuse me if I'm a bit forceful, dude. I'm just being realistic...
>>4005231
You know what? I don't mind. As long as you don't waste it, it's alright.
>>4005234
Some names are very important, like America or Russia!
>>4005240
Wait! Let me give you a photo of Japan before you leave!
>He passes you this picture.
>>4005246
My god, they grow up so fast...! You're gonna make HEAPS of money, dude!
>>4005261
What does he look like, then?
>>4005253
Yo, dude!
>>4005268
Well, considering that I've heard better, no, not really.
>>4005283
HOLY FUCKING KEK THIS GOT ME GOOD
>>4005250
No, it's incarceration.
>>4005305
Bondage is your thing?
>>4005299
Shit! Wrong picture!
>Bloody dumbass. THIS picture.
>>4005285
Well, for the first part, on the matter of friendship...considering she seems to view all her friends so closely. I just...have someone else I need to find again. And I'm pretty sure you're talking to her.
>>4005231
I will have to find the body first.
>>4005246
*she sends you a glare*
The military?
>>4005252
I do not have enough information to do that.
>>4005261
You did nothing to stop it.
>>4005285
You are saying that I am unique?
>>4005218
So you are tired.
>>4005284
Comparing me to an ant. How accurate.
I am capable of carrying weights many times greater than my own.
Not physically, of course.
I will need 36 fighters.
Limit filler and no duplicates.
>>4005316
>>4005299
I...knowest not what to think of this.
>>4005252
My child... things are not always easy. The world will make it hard for you to be happy at times. But know, you are stronger than you think. You have made it this far, and you can keep going. Believe in yourself, and stay determined. There is someone out there rooting for you.
>>4005331
The Axis-Allied Powers
>>4005299
I can see why America would be an important name to you, since it is your own.
>>4005315
Prison, not bondage.
>>4005331
Captain Luna
>>4005331
Fox McCloud
>Fuck playing Brad.
>>4005331
Rika
>>4005326
Yeah, from what I can gather, your family's rather...diminutive. And lemme guess, in the psychological sense?
>>4005331
Julius Belmont
>>4005331
Necro arc
>>4005331
Doggo
>>4005331
Toriel
>>4005278
I'm not trying to make a "sexy" robot. That would be stupid, useless, and creepy
>>4005331
Makoto
>>4005285
>Her face lights up and she claps her hands together, giddily tapping her toes against the ground.
A surprise? For me? W-What is it?
>>4005297
Hm.. Okay! I'll definitely talk to him the next time I see him.
>>4005299
Maybe even..
Maybe.. No, two dollars would be too much.
A dollar and two hundred yen!
>>4005322
>She nods.
Yeah. Why, are you, um.. Against military?
>>4005331
Lumberjacken
>>4005246
>Flips your skirt
Nothing here either...Bummer...
>>4005284
I have materia placed under your tank rigged to blow the thing to high hell. Try it.
>>4005285
I'll take the book. I like cooking
.>>4005290
>Calls animal control
Just stay there for a bit. Some friends are coming to take you to a party.
>>4005299
You're the coolest guy Seriously.
>Gives back half of the burgers
>>4005322
O-oh...wait...If there's no body then how do you know they're dead?
>>4005248
Fine, i'll pawn them. Jeeze.
>>4005331
Yuffie Kisaragi
>>4005331
Jack Spicer
>>4005261
Never heard your voice before?
Who are you?
>>4005284
Hehe!
I'll outclass the other guitarist with ease!
>>4005283
>Hue
>>4005288
W-well.. your mangas are great... What I didn't mean to say that!
>>4005299
Really!
By who!?
>>4005331
Akira Otoishi
>>4005331
Neferpitou
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/6GSwQt7.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>4005331
Aizawa Nagisa
>>4005354
Of course.
I am a strong-minded person, and very determined. I won't back away from a challenge so easily, especially one that is for the greater of society.
>>4005331
Sensei
>>4005345
So, roleplaying then? You want to be the prison warden to my prisoner?
We should totally get around to that. Maybe later, though. I gotta jet. Places to be. Ta-ta.
>>4005361
So, you're gay then?
Just fuckin' with ya, bro. See you around.
>>4005331
Team Nice Dynamite
>>4005331
Great Teacher Onizuka
>>4005331
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>4005331
Garth
![[F-Ex]00000Ava3.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i2Y8rZv.jpg "[F-Ex]00000Ava3.jpg")
>>4005278
Oh! That is vanguard. You will be positioned at the vanguard. It means front lines of the battlefield if we ever going to be in a state of war!
>>4005281
I was somewhere else when it started! Stop blaming it on me!
>>4005284
yeah... exactly. Or maybe... YOU CAN MAKE ME ONE?
>>4005299
Hmm...
Brown hair, short hair, wears armor and probably have a red cape.
>>4005322
I am not there to stop it! I tried! Alright I tried!
>>4005331
Nero Claudius Caesar
>>4005331
Kayo Goutokuji
>>4005331
Koyomi Araragi
>>4005331
Kurumi
>>4005331
V Lila F
>>4005331
Otori Mio
>>4005371
>She doesn't seem to particularly mind, since her panties are part of her outfit.
Yeah, I told you.
I mean, if I really need to store somethin' somewhere, I'll put it in my top, but there's nothing in there right now.
I've got some snacks though, want any?
>>4005367
Your turn! Truth or dare?
>>4005331
Captain Marvelous
>>4005371
You know what? Fine. If you're stealing in the first place, you're probably worse off than I am. Keep it. Just don't make a habit of stealing, at least from me.
>>4005416
Dare!
>>4005331
Date San
>>4005285
Oh...true...if I'm going to something like this, maybe I should present myself in a more formal way. Will this suffice?
>>4005371
A party? Like an orgy!?
>>4005331
Furry porn
>>4005436
That one's my favorite.
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (60).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rRLQcGw.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (60).jpg")
>>4005375
Your empress and everyone's lovely empress. Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. You can call me Nero for short.
>>4005371
Wha-when-...is Materia magic? And frankly at this point I don't care, that stuff is important to me, and I will NOT hesitate to pull out every stop I've got.
>>4005375
I mean, considering you're not a jackass in orange armor that's insulted my tank yet, you've already got that going in my book.
>>4005379
>She laughs briefly
Now you're just reminding me of myself. Even if it's me against the world, I can't take even one step back away form my goal.
>>4005392
It's not my specialty, but I...suppose I could. Theoretically.
>>4005186
You're dated
Six more
>>4005392
A good emperor always takes care of their city and it's citizens, so I'll keep blaming you and you incompetence.
>>4005318
I see....
Am I? Someone I am talking to...
Is it Makoto? Ramlethal?
>>4005322
Of course you are.You are your own person, Ramlethal, with the freedom to do what they want to do and be who they want to be. There is no other person that is like you, exactly. Everyone is a little different. And it's a good thing to be different.
>>4005367
> * Toriel produces the ingredients for her cinnamon-butterscotch pie, holding them up
Surprise! I will be teaching you how to bake that pie!
>>4005371
I am sorry, but it is not yours to take.
>>4005431
That will be better. My, you look good when you decide to dress up!
>>4005461
Serina
>>4005461
Gravelord Nito
>>4005461
Suicide Baby
>>4005466
Ahem. Makoto.
>>4005461
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>4005461
Mudad
>>4005252
Do it for her.
>>4005345
Yeah, because without it, I'd just be called... New England? I dunno.
>>4005339
Is it cool? Does HE look cool? I have another photo of him!
>Aye, he does.
>>4005367
My god. You're a genius, dude! We just need to make a brand name, and we'll do good!
>>4005371
Yeah yeah, shut up and eat those burgers...
>He chews on a burger.
>>4005375
Me, Prussia, a few people actually.
>>4005392
...How did you know...?
>>4005461
THE TRASH MAN
>>4005450
I'll use every single one of these at the same time. I'll kill us both, no hesitation.
>>4005427
So then same time tomorrow? Bring actual cash.
>>4005431
Yeah, sure. Just stay right they're almost here.
>>4005414
Sure! I'm starving!
>>4005466
Let me read it for a bit then. Then i'll run off wi- I mean remember some recipes for later.
>>4005504
>Chews on more burgers
These things are great by the way. Where'd ya get them?
>>4005461
Maria and Harusame
>>4005450
I am glad to see a like-minded individual. They do not come by often.
Might I ask your name? I am Aizawa Nagisa.
>>4005448
I'll ask again blonde bimbo.
Who in the face are you?
You sure as hell ain't an empress Nero. Cause I never heard of you before.
>>4005504
Or really!
Let's hear something from you then!
>>4005504
'Tis more unsettling upon a conceptual level...again, I dost have thing I needst report to mine prince, now.
>>4005516
I'm homeless. Any cash I have is immediately spent on a drink. Sorry about that.
>>4005491
Well, you know where Makoto is. Why not talk to her now?
>>4005200
Oh... Feminine charm, indeed.
you are simply too much, Flash.
>>4005516
> * Toriel digs in her pocket, finally pulling out a small notepad and a pen
I would be happy to let you borrow some recipes. Here, I will write them down so you can keep them for later!
>>4005517
>Off by one
FUCK!
>>4005461
Me
>>4005466
You'll be..
...
>She stares at you in awe for a moment, before darting forward and giving you a big hug.
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I haven't found anybody good to teach me, I've needed to learn alone.. You're the best, goat mom!
>>4005504
Alright, get this one.
"American Squirrel"
We just put that in front of everything.
"American Squirrel Donuts," "American Squirrel Toast," "American Squirrel Water."
>>4005516
>She unties a pouch of blueberries from her skirt and holds them out to you.
Here ya go!
>>4005516
My pockets, but I think they're from McDonalds. Why?
>>4005520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prIYoxeuiww
How's this?
>>4005521
Well, see ya later, dude! I'll say hi to Japan for you!
>>4005429
Dare dare dare, hmmm.
I'm having a really hard time here actually.
I think you are aware of what to do.
>>4005261
Rivals? Why would that be? But it is nice to meet you regardless Ms. Nero!
>>4005268
Can you play any other instruments? Because the best would be able to I believe.
>>4005284
You're just afraid right? You want me to ask for you?
>>4005299
I'm not the problem so there isn't a need to be like that..
>>4005322
Hmm... Not in the normal sense I guess.
>>4005461
King Kaito
>I'm dumb.
>>4005557
Did I say dare? I meant truth.
Truth.
>>4005557
Dare her to lick someone's face
>>4005517
>>4005390
>>4005566
For the nice women, please.
Fair warning: Now that we're not hosting, the gloves are coming off.
>>4005516
You don't know how durable my tank is. Or how stupendously lucky I am when it comes to surviving explosions. Just give. Me back. MY. RECORDINGS.
>>4005518
I wouldn't say that with such confidence just yet, but...we've got our similarities, at least. I already knew your last name, but...Rika. Rika Asakura, if you've gotta go for the full name, the one and only tank engineer where I'm from!
>>4005566
You...you did this on purpose!
>>4005568
NO! I don't deserve to.
>>4005542
>She violently shakes her head, repeatedly smacking herself in the face with her pigtails
No! No.
>>4005566
>I request that you switch Bubble Wizard with Suicide Baby, so that all 3 of my filler are in the same district :^)
>>4005571
I know the perfect one!
Do you ever have thoughts that are at least a little lewd? You deny it so vehemently!
>>4005566
Go ahead, go ahead~.
>>4005397
>>4005568
>>4005566
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>4005552
Hmmm... Well... I might actually have competition...
BUT hear my guitar sing!
*Belts out a face melter*
https://youtu.be/dpgyAA4d69c
>>4005566
Put Ocelot in. Please.
>>4005351
>>4005548
