HG thread
Suicide Baby
>>4003376
>>4003381
>>4003403
>>4003418
>>4003423
>>4003467
N-no...
>>4003488
Else what
>slaps
>>4003467
You're influencing the subconscious mind of someone through their dreams in order to implant the memory of you and an event in which you wish to give them. I do the same with my own magic.
Komachi
>>4003454
That is correct.
>>4003463
Ugh. Hurry and fulfill your dare.
>>4003512
I'm nothing if not bold.
>>4003518
>Slaps the fuzzy butt
I need 2 more.
>>4003542
Alot
>>4003454 (Kaito)
Nah, he's WAY younger than I am, even if it doesn't look like it!
>>4003467 (Luna)
Yup! All... 216 of us, maybe? Idunno, the photo doesn't show all us, only the Eurasian-American countries...
>>4003480 (Hakuna Makoto)
If I ate most of the peanut butter, then I bet you can guess, right?
>He laughs.
>>4003488 (Futo)
Hm... I'm wondering because I've met her before. Maybe you learned of me from her?
Jack Denninger
>>4003506
>>4003542
Miss Trigger
Zero
>>4003518
I'd say that monster girls and kemonomimi aren't furries... but well everything remotely animal is needed I guess since we're so few here.
How are you?
>>4003368
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>4003479
I will not enjoy this.
>>4003458
>Cocks her head in confusion.
>>4003463
. . .
I like your tail more.
>Hides behind her hands.
>>4003497
>>4003542
Blackbird of Wangan
>>4003525
I don't have to resort to such crude methos, Maria.
Dreams can be as tangible as the waking world. I merely have to give it a tiny bit more shape.
>>4003522
Yes.
>>4003537
And a personal space invader.
>>4003555
I would be delighted to see them.
>>4003570
...Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
Are you ready for the inaugural Dynamite Games?
>>4003529
That's what I meant is all..
>>4003555
So you're the old one? You beat my age by about... A couple of hundred years.
>>4003585
Looks good to me!
>>4003522
>Blocks with shaku
I arest much more eager to use mine fire than Lady Mokou.
>>4003555
We dost not talk often. Or at all, for that matter....
>>4003585
Very well!
>>4003542
>>4003585
If you would please, swap me out for this gentleman.
>>4003564
>Eris
>>4003585
Here's a hint for you:
I'm ready!
-King Terry
>>4003577
Some would call me an intuitive comfort provider.
>>4003518
>>4003577
K-kind of... But that doesn't change the fact that you should end your life
>>4003585
Let's begin!
>>4003601
You'll not do it, we both know it. You're too afraid of getting your little face kicked by Mokou
>>4003529
Alright.. Here, I'll just..
>She hesitantly shuffles up to you, clearing her throat and draping her arms around your shoulders.
This is just a dare.
..That's all.
>After making it clear, she leans forward, planting her lips against Ram's. Of course, Squirrel-chan commits, Squirrel-chan isn't any kind of half-ass pussy, but she also ain't no perv, so it's just your normal so-so average kiss. You know how it goes. Not quite tongue, but just on that border. Y'know. The kinda kiss that makes your jimmies rustled but not TOO rustled. Anyway, that happens.
>>4003555
Yeah, good point.. Huh.
Maybe we could sell these things! We'd make a lot, I bet!
>>4003570
Huh?
Aw, but it can't do anything cool like that. Don't be embarrassed, we can just agree that we're awesome together.
We're the best, right? Hehe.
>>4003585
Let's start this
>>4003585
Let's go host!
>>4003577
And... HERE!
>He shows you a picture of all of the countries. Most of them.
>>4003585
I hope they don't mind eight people working with them...
>>4003600
Well, duh! England knew me since the colonial times!
>>4003601
...Then I'm stumped. I don't know how you know me.
>>4003625
Yo... We could actually do that. Advertise it, dude!
Let's do this!
Welcome to Rome!
>>4003602
Sure.
>>4003608
Others would call you out on your rapist tendencies.
>>4003620
Certainly, right after you.
>>4003625
Deus Vult...
Where are the high inquisitors when you need them?
>>4003585
>>4003646
You say rape, I say 'spontaneous romance'.
>>4003642
Good idea!
HEY, GUYS! COME TRY OUT OUR NEW PEANUT BUTTER CHEESEBURGERS!
>>4003645
Always good to have the help of heavenly forces in a battle. Let's hope I'll finally win something today...
>>4003625
>the kind of kiss that makes your jimmies rustled but not TOO rustled
o boi i am laffin
>>4003645
Veni Vidi Vici
>>4003646
Show me the exemple
>>4003645
Strolling is more my speed, kid.
>>4003620
Oho! Rather, I relish the opportunity to spar with her!
>>4003642
Arest thine title such an...exotic term?
>>4003538
>moans
>>4003560
I consider monster girls to be borderline furries, since they have animal parts and all, so it fits in my book of things to hump~
Pretty well actually, finished my work for today, and anything related for my classes, so im completely free for the night and tomorrow. Never before has a feeling felt amazing as this...
>>4003612
>urge to hump rises
>>4003670
That sounds disgusting. I'm not going to poison my system with your horrible taste.
>>4003688
>
>>4003670
Dude, gross.
>>4003600
I should be well. Anytime soon.
>>4003625
>aware that this is her fault, Ram accepted her punishment by not moving at all No fight or change in her face, she did not even move when she felt the tongue against her lips. After a few seconds being in that position she steps back.
Was that satisfactory?
>>4003645
I have made it in safely.
>>4003683
You should not fight her, except if you're immortal which I doubt
>>4003712
Hurry up you negro
>>4003642
How strange. Aang appears to be in the picture.
>points to Tibet
>>4003667
I say "law enforcement".
>>4003679
I don't know what an exemple is, hence I can not show it to you.
>>4003670
Kinda miffed I have no pictures saved of people throwing up now.
>>4003645
Here's a hint:
Fighting? Don't even bother. Terry is the strongest.
-One Two Terry
>>4003670
Yeah! Keep doing things like that, dude!
>>4003683
Well, considering I'm practically a superpower back home, yeah, I think it's exotic, if that's what you mean!
>>4003688
...Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>4003712
I am aware you are Elly's friend. I will let you live for now.
>>4003687
GRRRRRRR
>>4003712
MAN'S BEST FRIEND!
>>4003577
Dreams are a landscape forged by someone's subconscious thoughts, to manipulate it is to mess with their thoughts themselves in order to achieve any action.
>>4003712
Here's a hint for you:
Life is worth living. Don't cut it short.
-Your friend, Terry
>>4003726
I say "major moodkiller". Seriously, those guys have no sense of atmosphere.
>>4003712
That poor puss....
If you want to rape someone, you gotta go for the hands first
>>4003712
T-thank you, miss.
May I ask why you spared me?
>>4003739
Thank you very much.
I'll be sure to try to return the favor, if given the opportunity.
>>4003726
I mean example...
>>4003712
Maybe it'll leave a scar. I like that.
These tributes didn't do as the Romans did.
>>4003712
Most intriguing....
>>4003722
Ah, but that I am, as well!
>>4003736
More..."unusual", rather.
>>4003726
Aang? Who-- Oh, Tibet! Yeah, he's kinda important when it comes to Chinese politics. Though I don't know why you'd compare him to Aang...
Greetings, everyone! I trust you have been good while I was away?
>>4003687
Monstergirls fans are the most insecure people when you call them furries though.
I'm happy for you, it's good to have complete free day to enjoy. You almost makes me feel bad wanting to sleep....
Because yeah, we stayed up all night yesterday, it was dawn when I hit the bed.
Btw, you got 2nd, you lost sadly but you got this
Buddhist v Taoist when?
>>4003654
H-Huh?! Don't call the police! I didn't do anything!
>>4003688
Great, I'm glad you agree.
Sure, your hands are pretty strong, but they're also super cool. You've gotta take the cons with the pros, y'know? I like them a lot.
>>4003698
>>4003712
>>4003727
Wh- you guys just don't get it!
They're really good! I promise! They are!
>>4003713
>She steps back and clears her throat, looking away, the blush of a thousand suns covering her face and neck.
Y-Yeah, I think that was fine. That was.. Probably enough to count.
Um.. Ah.. Yep. Yeah.
>>4003736
They don't like it!
>>4003792
Oh, hi, Toriel! It's been a while!
>>4003792
goat mom is best mom
>>4003602
Thank you.
>>4003712
Is that thing human?
>>4003787
W-what?! Is that so common to be immortal?
>>4003792
Shut up cow
Sex, drugs, and a foolish king.
>>4003642
America, why do you need sleep? You have cities that never sleep...
>>4003712
We can still work together right?
>>4003713
Remember earlier, I'm here if you need something solid to hold onto.
>>4003787
Not as unusual as São Tomé and PrÃncipe, amirite?
>>4003792
Yo, Toriel! How's life?
>>4003810
...Hm. We're gonna have to work on that.
>>4003792
Hello Toriel, how is it going?
>>4003822
Feels good to be the king. Call you never, babe.
>>4003736
>Glares.
>>4003810
. . .
I don't like them.
>>4003792
I'm evil, so no
>>4003822
I-I don't wanna come!
>>4003809
Hopefully never, unless that Taoist tries to go for Myouren Temple again.
>>4003822
It's more pathetic than tragic...
>>4003792
Good is relative.
>>4003810
I'm not going to take my chances. There's a reason I haven't died of food poisoning yet.
>>4003792
The one known as Asriel. I have been unsure.
>>4003810
Your face looks like it will explode. I will tell the truth.
>>4003822
>>4003747
Not for me. I enter the dreams to change their thoughts, not the other way around.
>>4003761
I heard the dungeon is lovely this time of the year.
>>4003778
I know, I wanted to make you say it again.
>>4003791
Because he looks like him, obviously.
Now that you mention it, he lacks the markings on his skin, it can't be him.
>>4003792
Greetings, Miss Toriel.
>>4003792
Hey there, bright eyes.
>>4003822
Not if a few of my acquaintances have something to say about it
>>4003792
Well hello there, hot mama.
>>4003822
A-ah..! Well you see... I-I'm the King of Ro-
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (7).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DFtRwfw.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (7).jpg")
Greetings Citizens of Rome! It is good to be back once again!
Your empress have returned, I think you should prepare a red carpet for me!
>>4003845
>>4003822
>>4003845
Here's a hint for you all:
Bonding is an important part of a friendly relationship!
-Terry "The Hunk" Hintz
>>4003869
ayy
That's alot of blood!
Thank you, I'll be here all night.
>>4003822
What are you stating? My mind is sound. Everything is going fine...
>>4003824
...Thank you.
>>4003863
Are we talking about a sex dungeon here? Because otherwise I think I might have reservations.
>>4003869
I'd like to seize-her.
>>4003863
Does that make you feel great?
>>4003869
I bow down to no one
>>4003885
I love oranges
>>4003885
Fuck happened to your face, Sunny Bunny? Did dragon jizz melt it off?
>>4003857
>The fuck happened to my text...
>>4003863
A change is still a form of manipulating them silly~
>>4003885
I've already met him. Pretty nice guy.
>>4003885
Too bad this isn't Athenes. I'd have loved to talk with Socrates.
>>4003885
Here's a hint, and take this one to heart:
I hate you.
-Dead
>>4003817
Not particularly, but I didst undergo a ritual of sorts to become such.
>>4003809
I arest not opposed to a friendly bout! Mayhaps with Lady Ichirin....
>>4003824
Well, I gotta rest for important events, amirite?
>>4003838
...Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>4003863
Nah, I wouldn't be suprised if Aang was based on Tibet, actually!
>>4003885
I remember when England used to take care of me... Farkin bloody git left me...
>>4003885
I was not even wearing the clothes Mother gave me.
>>4003810
Makoto? Why, yes, it has been. Good to see you, dear! Have you been well?
>>4003817
How rude! Were you raised to talk so abrasively? Shame.
>>4003827
Life is fairly relaxed as far as things go... I am quite grateful for that. How about yourself?
>>4003834
Greetings, Fyxe.
It is going well for me. I actually did take some time to shop for clothes between last time and now... So I am a lot cooler in more than one way! Hehehe.
>>4003841
Do you think you could be not evil, young one?
>>4003851
I will not deny that, child... Even so, I am sure you know what I mean. Being good as in kind, or fair.
>>4003853
Valentine.
Actually, I am Toriel... Not Asriel. That would be my son.
>>4003863
Greetings to you as well!
My, have we talked before?
>>4003865
Greetings.
>>4003866
Hot...Mama? Oh, my... Well, that is flattering, thank you!
>>4003885
Uh...which gods are there again?
We got uh..allah, those Isis guys talk about him a lot.
And then um...Zues? Hercules was based on real life I think.
And then there's that one guy called Lil B, I think it stands for Based god.
Uh, let me win, thanks.
>>4003885
Why are you standing outside and shouting, Sir?
>>4003869
Empress?
What would your name be, Miss?
>>4003827
Yeah, probably.. But I think that's probably part of the charm! Like, you think you're not gonna like 'em, but then bam!
You like 'em!
>>4003838
>She nods.
I know you don't, sweetheart.
I guess I'm just trying to point out the good things about them.
>>4003851
Because... Food poisoning is uncommon and usually doesn't kill people?
>>4003853
>Her ears fold back on her head, the squirrel girl clearly thinking hard to decide what to say next.
Um.. Alright, here's an easy one. Fresh in your mind, and all.
What'd you think of.. That?
>>4003930
...
>She takes a moment to respond, forcing a smile.
Yeah! Yeah, I have. How about you?
>>4003869
Pretty sure this isn't actually Rome, but you picked one hell of a game to "Return".
>>4003885
>>4003792
...Suddenly, I feel I could be doing better.
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (56).png](https://i.imgur.com/WqVM5hV.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (56).png")
>>4003868
What was that? King? Rome has no King! Only Emperor and Empress!
And besides, I am the only Empress around here!
>>4003893
Seize me? You are in Rome my dear boy, The only one being seized would be you.
>>4003899
You bow down to me, I am your empress after all!
>>4003884
>Just got the guts to steal this ava back from the ERPers.
Is that a returning chant for me? Awesome! I got my own chant!
>>4003885
W-Why, Rika..? Why do you hate me so much..?
>>4003930
Hmm..... Nope
>>4003869
Would you look at what the cat dragged in. My old pal, Nero. What's been shaking?
>>4003885
What's the matter, champ? Effort not very common for you?
>>4003930
That all you got to say, ace?
>>4003924
Can I know the secrets of this ritual?
>>4003930
>throws pie on the floor
Hahahaha
>>4003952
No you're not.
>>4003888
I believe you'd do the same for me Rammy, so don't worry about it.
>>4003927
Do you go to Vegas occasional and get messed up?
>>4003893
There will be chains, perhaps even whips.
And I am sure I can arrange a spot for you.
>>4003899
A bit.
>>4003911
It is, but what I do is no more a manipulation than a conversation with the subject in question would be.
>>4003927
I doubt it, he's not from your world after all.
>>4003930
We have, but it has been quite a while. Luna, if you recall.
>>4003792
Heeello~
>>4003796
>kek
I got a second place prize...?
Actually, knowing Gobby, he does that sort of thing. Thats why hes a fun host, hes very unpredictable.
Yeah, but in reality, monstergirl stuff is pratically a gateway to furry stuff. One of the monster girls is a furry pretty much. I think her name was Polt or something like that...she was a werewolf, or kobald. Not sure, but its a fur covered "monster" *cough* furry *cough*
Happy to see you're still up at this time though~ I thought I'd miss an encounter with you tonight judging by the time, but its still good to see you...but if you do need sleep, dont let me be the reason why, I'll be up early tomorrow most likely, so dont worry about it <3
>>4003746
>gazes sexually
>>4003869
The Roman Empire ended hundreds of years ago. Don't delude yourself.
>>4003930
Fairness and kindness are worthless. Any reasonable strategist knows this. To win, you have to claw and bite and cheat your way to the top.
>>4003942
Because when someone offers me something as foul sounding as a peanut butter cheeseburger, I don't eat it.
>>4003967
Thou must fool death itself in to thinking thou arest dead.
>>4003930
You're very welcome. Flash. Flash Sentry. Friends call me Brad. And you are?
>>4003952
Wouldn't be the first time I've gotten to royalty. Flash Sentry, here to serve.
>>4003969
Yeah, but who has the whips? Are they hot?
>>4003869
Are you delusional?
>>4003930
My apologies. I think I am in some sort of breakdown.
>>4003942
The kiss? It was just a contact between the lips with some saliva also being there.
*as she says that, she wipes her mouth*
It was nothing special.
>>4003930
I'm glad to hear it Toriel.
It must be true that great mind think alike, because I too bought some clothes I've grown fond of more "large" ones lately.
I think I got inspiration some inspiration from you on that one
>>4003935
Here's a (You) for making me giggle.
>>4003927
. . .
>>4003942
. . .
>Yawns.
Okay . . .
>>4003993
>makes wish
>>4003952
T-that was the joke... And empress? You certainly do Impress! Hahaha!
>>4003969
Well, let me take that bit back
>>4003984
I've already done that a lot
>>4003994
You disgrace!
>>4003982
>>4003955
>Inarticulately sputters an apology, before bolting off
>>4003994
Don't touch me!
>>4003994
Projecting much?
>>4003989
I can certainly arrange for some hot irons.
>>4004010
Too late. Far too late.
>>4003943
Hello again, Rika. IT has been a fair bit of time since we have talked. Are you okay?
>>4003942
> * Toriel stares for a second or two, before smiling back
Well, that is just great.
I myself have been well! The summer continues to be relaxing and pleasant. I bought some more season appropriate attire, and after that I expanded my garden further. I'm planning on taking a few flowers back to the old Underground kingdom, myself.
>>4003963
Ah, my apologies. I had a lot of people to respond to, so I had to make sure to do it hastily at first. I am Toriel, caretaker and teacher. You are?
>>4003962
Truly, no? You don't feel any capacity for it?
> * Toriel sighs. She looks a little disappointed.
>>4003994
I'm sorry that I didn't listen to your yelling, but I actually couldn't hear you...
>>4003994
WHAT DID I DO, I GOT ALL THOSE GODS RIGHT I THINK.
ALOHA ACKBAR? COME ON I GAVE YOU A PRAYER AND EVERYTHING YOU SHIT GOD.
>>4003994
I don't call it animal cruelty, I call it.... extreme euthanasia
>>4004010
'Tis not the same, I assure thou.
>>4003994
EH!?
>>4004009
>>4003994
They could use a distraction, after all.
People are taking action!
>>4003994
did i die?
>>4003994
KILLING ISN'T VERY NICE AT ALL!
>>4003969
Well if you say so princess.
>>4003994
I have no clue as to how this game is played...
>>4003982
Polt is treated like shit on some MG community because of the snout thing actually. They really don't want to be associated with us. $But well, I don't care.
I think the picture itself is your 2nd place prize btw.
>>4004001
And what is it this time?
Man, Einstein were right, time relativity if off the charts lately. I think we got like 5 milleniums since yesterday
>>4004030
I think we're on wildly different pages.
>>4004047
Saving the babe? Nice.
>>4004031
I've been better. I've been worse, but I've been better.
>>4004047
Get out of here you stupid ghost thing!
>>4003983
Ohh, alright.
I thought you were gonna say, y'know, the thing about food poisoning usually not being fatal.
>>4003990
Yep! Glad you th-thought so, too.
Wouldn't want things to be weird or anythalright, I pick truth.
>>4003994
No! Don't hurt the dog! Don't h-..!
A-Aww..
>>4003997
>She picks you up for a moment to hop down from the tree, setting you down on the grass.
Sleepy, or just bored?
>>4004031
Season-appropriate, huh?
>She smiles slyly and nudges the air a couple times.
Is ol' goat mom gonna start slippin' on a swimsuit? I'm sure you'd look cute in one.
>>4004047
Is she.. Sleep-talking?
>>4004050
Not yet my friend
>>4004047
I will freed you, don't worry.
Or start a harem, I don't know yet.
>>4004047
That was a bit too close, as it were.
I'm somewhat sad that one had to die in my place, but victory is not attained without cost.
>>4004047
Hah...haha...'tis not so easy to best me!
>>4004031
Hey now, not like Hemingway was a bad writer. Far as name goes, the locals are partial to Sam
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (106).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/39wzDIU.jpg "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (106).jpg")
>>4003943
It is Rome! You are walking at my doorsteps! I have been out of this place for ages because... "Reasons". But welcome to Rome!
I hope you guys enjoyed the Colosseum.
>>4003963
Wait... Who are you again? I might have remembered your wrinkled face... But I can't recall that fast.
>>4003967
You're standing in front of Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. You're standing on my lands so I assume you should bow down before the emperor of this place at least.
...
Please?
>>4003983
Nope. The proof is that I am here. I am the Empress of Rome. Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. I am not delusional.
>>4003989
Good! Welcome to the Legion I suppose! I hope you enjoy serving the Empire!
>>4003990
F-For the last time I am not delusional! As far as I know the last time people greet me here does not include delusions or fantasies!
>>4004009
....... E...Eh...
I am glad to see new faces.
>turns around immediately
>>4003969
Luna? ...I probably should remember that, even considering how long it has been! Well, hello again then, Luna.
How goes it?
>>4003982
Greetings again! Good to hear from so many that I talked to before.
>>4003990
Breakdown? Oh my... Are you goign to be alright? Do you need help?
>>4003983
I would disagree, young one.... Fairness and kindness can be powerful allies when it comes to making connections and friends. Part of strategy is also working with resources, no?
>>4003989
Toriel, caretaker and teacher. Very nice to meet you, Flash.
> * Toriel offers her hand, and a smile.
>>4003993
They are more comfy that way, are they not?
Nothing quite like the larger, looser fit clothes for comfort.
>>4004061
I would never force anyone into doing anything by dreamwalking. I am sworn to protect the dreaming, not violate them.
>>4004068
Is that so? You need to turn the page, then.
>>4004044
Aww, come on, dumb jokes like that are good.
>>4004108
....! Eh.. Today is not a good day..
>>4004031
Oh no, a good side exists, it's just I choose to be evil. It's not like I'd be any good at being good anyway, like I wouldn't be alone in my world if I was good. So why change?
>>4003930
I'm doing... Relatively fine, miss! Better than a few days ago, at least...
>>4003942
Oh my god, you finally understand advertising! We need that 'WOW' factor, you know?
>>4003968
...No...
>>4003997
...Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>4003969
Yeah, I know... Say, where do you come from, dude?
>>4003869
Don't make jokes about the Roman Empire. Not after the legacy he left.
>>4004114
As usual.
NO ONE RUNS FROM BRAD THE CHAD
>>4004093
Can we count my ear virginity in their too?
>>4004108
Not entirely comfortable in this primitive hellhole, actually.
>>4004108
Don't think about it too hard, I probably faded into the background by now. How are the violin lessons going?
>>4004085
I'm not slee . . .
>Yawns again.
. . .
>>4004138
. . .
>Looks bored.
>>4004138
Definitely!
But wait.. How're we gonna make people eat 'em if people don't think they're gonna like 'em?
>>4004140
>Starts trying to saddle ass
Easy now, easy. I'm not going to hurt you, nothing like that, more like a proposal. Atlanta is just down the road a ways, safe there, food, shelter, people, other horses too, I bet. How's that sound?
>>4004108
W-Wait, I meant-
You know what? Yeah. Sure. Back to being a guard I guess.
>>4004114
>Brad, being the slimeball he is, takes her hand and kisses it.
Pretty name. Suits you.
>>4004119
Is this a page three situation?
>>4004085
Billy is a living testament to the capabilities of the human immune system, which is why I use him to test for poison.
>>4004108
Well then, "Empress Nero", I'm Mandy. Welcome to the 21st century. Rome doesn't exist anymore, the closest thing to it is Italy.
>>4004114
That's where the trickery factors in. Betraying your former benefactors is crucial to rising in power.
>>4003827
I canst not say I've heard of either such names, mineself.
>>4004147
I know thine mind, depraved beast!
>>4004114
It's another kind of comfyness. I don't know If I prefer the old wayI use to know or this one.
People certainly do bother me less with these new clothes though. It's a nice refreshing change.
>>4004147
I hope this isn't lethal...
>>4004165
>>4004165
kek
>>4004147
>>4004155
You're definitely sleepy.
C'mere, lemme hold you, pumpkin.
>>4004169
I've never met anybody named Billy in my whole life, actually.
>>4004147
Why on earth am I being targeted so much this game?
>>4004147
What has my life come to? I'm doing the dirty work for a bunch of nazi's after they stuck their cocks in my-
Wait a minute you're not my brother Roman.
>>4004085
I find that hard to believe. I may be wasting my turn with this but I want to know your real reaction.
>>4003968
I will attempt at least. I did say that last morning.
>>4004108
Wanting to greet yourself is normal but confusing yourself for a deceased ruler does not make me think much of your mental state.
>>4004114
It may be just the events of the match. Yet I still feel worthless.
>>4004147
...Owwww.....
>>4004197
Okay
>Holds her arms up.
>>4004138
A realm called Equestria. It is somewhat different from your world.
>>4004165
>bucks off
Just WHAT do you think it is you are doing?
>>4004167
Why don't you read page three to me?
>>4004209
Seriously?
Can't people just act normally around me? It's either one extreme or the other...
>>4004209
>>4004225
IT'S TITZILLA.
>>4004220
There's nothing to read. It's just boobs.
Post avas
>>4004209
well it was a good way to die
>>4004234
Wrong book.
Ignore the timeline; I accidentally clicked forward before capturing.
>>4004085
What? O-oh dear, don't be ridiculous! I would not come clad in just my swimsuit here! How embarrassing that would be... Unless the Games took place around a lot of water, I would prefer not doing such. Besides, you pull that look off far better than I.
> * Toriel chuckles, her cheeks lightly flushed.
>>4004080
What a shame.. I doubt you care to share with me, so I will just wish you the best.
>>4004105
Sam? Nice to meet you, Sam.
Who is this Hemingway you refered to?
>>4004138
A... few days ago? Did something bad happen then?
>>4004129
I would just say that it may be worth giving a try, you know? You may surprise yourself with how much changes in your life.
That is ultimately up to you though, young one.
>>4004140
So, well I would hope? The same. I have been rather nostalgic for my old home underground, so I was going to visit it soon.
>>4004167
Oh.. Oh! Quite the charmer you are!
> * Toriel laughs and puts her hand on her cheek
Really now...
But thank you. My parents picked well for me I would think.
Were you truly named Flash by yours?
>>4004138
....? Alright then, I hope I get to visit Vegas next time we take a tour to America..
>>4004206
S-sorry, I'm being forgetful lately, I am an old man after all, haha.
>>4004234
Hey, you know that Godzilla was actually a good guy? Why wouldn't it be the same for me?
Seriously stop running please....
>>4004248
What kind of terrible book are you thinking of then?
>>4004251
You know it. It's a good name. Served me well.
So, what's a sweet young lady like yourself doing in such a terrible place like this?
>>4004262
Look, I love boobs like any other sane guy, but there's a limit, babe.
Most ridiculously violent page yet, holy shit.
>>4004042
Yeah... you don't want me to be immortal, do you?
>>4004108
J-just because you said please, alright?
>>4004030
It's never too late
>>4004241
You serious?
HE BUTTFUCKED YOU!
Now, if it was with me, yeah I would agree with you.
Fuck off Aqua
>>4004220
Trying to find my wife and so-.....did that horse just talk?...
>>4004155
Hold on, let me get Russia to do the creepy face... RUSSIA!
KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
>>4004156
Reverse psychology, dude! They think it's bad, then they actually try it!
>>4004181
Ah, the world is a strange place... Did I ever tell you about the time we went to war over a pig?
>>4004220
With a name like that, I guess I can believe it!
>>4004251
Police aren't doing their job properly, and a lot of people are getting worked up about an unseen "race war", whatever that is...
>>4004254
I hope you have life insurance, dude.
>>4004285
...Eight people.
>>4004251
I, uh...had a bit of a...falling out with a friend.
>>4004209
>She just remains moodily silent
>>4004285
This is why I don't trust anyone...!
>>4004251
I've already tried, and failed, at being one of the good guys. I'm better as a villian
>>4004285
You two disgust me
>>4004018
Spread em.
>>4004062
Wow really? I never knew about that actually. Same, I could care less about it, they can be closet furries all they want, but once they open that door, furry porn will be waiting~
Oh I know, thats what I was saying~
Aw, but if I told you, then it wouldnt come true, right? Or maybe that only applies to birthday wishes...
It certainly feels that way, doesn't it?
>>4004114
It certainly has been a while, Toriel. How are you today?
>>4004206
>She starts blurting words almost immediately.
W-Well, of course I'm gonna be embarrassed, I mean, anybody would be embarrassed to kiss a pretty girl, even if it was just a dare, it was super e-embarrassing, and.. And.. It wasn't embarrassing in the bad way either, it was embarrassing, like.. Like..
.......
>She throws her arms up into the air and falls backwords, plopping onto the ground and buzzing her lips.
I dunno how to describe it.
Nothing lewd, and it's not like it's "love" or anything. I dunno.
Somewhere underneath love and above like.
I guess put simply, it was nice. That's all.
>>4004217
>She sits down instead and pulls you into her lap, wrapping the pair in her tail and nuzzling against the top of your head.
Don't hesitate to fall asleep on me or anything. I'll carry you back to camp if you do.
>>4004251
I do? But you've never seen me in a swimsuit!
>She strikes a pose.
This is totally different! It's my fighting outfit! My, uh.. My.. Combat gear!
Hya, hya!
>She throws punches at the air.
>>4004285
AHH! W-WHY WOULD YOU..?!
>>4004299
That might actually work!
It really could!
>>4004197
It's probably better if you don't meet him. I'd hate to see what you two could concoct.
>>4004239
I'd rather you post yourself to death. Quickly, we're on a strict time budget.
>>4004285
It was for the good of the nation.
![[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (119).png](https://i.imgur.com/85n0Pjw.png "[F-Ex]NeroClaudiusCaesar (119).png")
>>4004123
I don't like bad jokes. It is a ruination of Aesthetics. As in for me, Aesthetics is everything!
>the chips she's eating makes a loud "CRUNCH" sound
>>4004138
I am not joking! I am the empress! Why is everyone thinking that I am joking!
>>4004152
Because there's no tanks for you to ride in this place! But I can get you one of those chariots. If you bow before me~!
>>4004153
Right. Those Violin lessons. I got a pretty hang of it. Not that I can play something that is.... Not in my era. I ended up playing something like Bach and Beethoven... Someone who's way futuristic than I am.
>>4004167
Being the guard? I am still not getting you. Are you saying that you want to be the Royal Guard or something? But if you want to be the royal guard you have to be a part of the Legionnaire.
>>4004169
Well nice to meet you Mandy! Well I know that already, revelations kicked me in like 5 months ago. But here you guys are in a game that sets in Rome. So how about I relive that moment again?
>>4004206
Fine. I am a heroic spirit of Nero Claudius Caesar. I am long dead but of course me being the chosen one!
>she looks really happy when she said the chosen one
Of course, being the Emperor I am, I got to be part of the Heroic spirit to fight for the Holy Grail.
i will leave
also if you are going to make a event for your hg can you make one that says "X is learning english from crendor"?
>>4004294
no
also , do you want something with me?
>>4004284
There is no limit for true boobs lover kiddo, only the sky is.
No matter ho much backpain it causes, no matter how many dresses it ruins, if you love boobs you don't settle for anything less than the max!
>>4004285
...........
>>4004318
Really? But.. I'm always looking for new friends. Why shouldn't I meet him? Is he, like.. A serial killer or something crazy?
>>4004299
>Dozing off to sleep.
. . . . .
>>4004316
. . .
>Already falling asleep in your arms.
Post friends
The following day isn't much calmer.
>>4004292
I dost not know thou well, as of yet, and to become what I am arest both complex and not lightly-done.
>>4004299
Eh? Thine leaders must have been very petty, indeed.
>>4004344
>Made this 1 day ago and it's already outdated
>>4004206
Worthless? Now, now... where does that come from? You are far from being worthless, Ramlethal. Just look at all the lives you have changed and friends you have made... You are making a difference to others. What more worth could you find than that?
>>4004169
You have done that before, I take it?
I prefer not to step on any toes.. I value the connections I make quite dearly.
>>4004186
It's another choice, either way. Nothing wrong with a little more variety!
Glad to hear you're enjoying it. My children once got into my robes, and tried wearing them. Oh, you should have seen it.
> * At the memory, Toriel smiles, holding in a laugh
>>4004284
Your parents had a very interesting taste.
As for what I'm doing here? Well, I do enjoy coming by from time to time to check on people, and see how they're doing... I have made many friends here, you see.
>>4004321
I've got experience. At least, some version of me does.
>>4004336
I bet those aren't even real.
>>4004346
Well, duh.
>>4004251
Yes, home. One can never truly leave it behind.
>>4004292
It sometimes is.
>>4004296
Very funny, Grimes. Go find somebody else to pester.
>>4004299
Names are just sounds. What truth do they hold?
>>4004251
The kind of author that makes your question surprising, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
>>4004321
Bach, huh? Thought so. Seeing you here is starting to make sense.
>>4004344
>>4004342
>She just sits, petting your head silently, smiling out of your line of sight. She whispers a small, "goodnight, Nina."
Rev up those F's. We lost almost a third of the roster today.
>>4004356
I can see why. After having one conversation with you, I already want to be friends forever.
>>4004351
I finally made it!? Our mutual love of nut sacks knows no limit!
>>4004321
>bullies
>>4004311
It must be a very important wish then... You better keep it then~
Another anon felt from his true desire tonight... But I took pity on him, saying he maybe just loved huge breasts. He had quite the liking for you though, but he has left since 1 hour or two now
>>4004334
No I... I was just making a joke...
>>4004359
Those are pure natural breasts, don't dare insult me by saying they're fake sir. That would be the BIGGEST offense!
>>4004388
There I go..
Someone win for me!
>>4004341
He's the single biggest idiot I've ever met. The only person who ever came close to Billy levels of stupid was that pink haired mechanic.
>>4004321
I can't stop you from enjoying your delusions of grandeur. I can only tell you that you'll be leaving yourself open.
>>4004344
I'll give you a hint: You are not one of them.
>>4004356
When they go down, they'll drag you with them. That's how it always goes, and it's a mistake I don't intend on making.
One girl is still horny.
>>4004299
I don't have a life to insure man.... That stuff is for people, besides I can be rebuilt no matter the damage..
>>4004321
But bad jokes make the good ones shine so much more! You just need to look at them in a different light!
>>4004402
You count as Anon.
>Kiss cheek
>>4004415
Pink haaiiired.. Nope, never met him.
Sorry about that.
I'm sure he can't be that dumb, though. I mean, usually people that're "dumb" just think differently than most people.
>>4004407
ok anyway i leave you guy see ya
>>4004420
dad would be prowd of me
>>4004420
Well, it shouldn't be all too hard.
>>4004407
Oh, really? I happen to be an expert on breasts. Let me feel them, and I'll be able to tell if they're real or fake.
Or, are you scared of me proving they're just silicon?
>>4004420
The fuck is Tabula?
>>4004321
Bah! I've been taken out of the game anyways, so I've got my tank back, too!
>>4004420
YOU WILL DO ALL OF MY SWEEPING DUTIES FOR NOW ON WHILE I GO PLAY GAMES!
>>4004311
>bites hand
>>4004316
Now, we need a banner and more food to parade! Have any ideas?
>>4004321
Be glad that South Italy isn't here or else he would have your head... What's your name, dude?
>>4004342
Ah. G'night, dude!
>>4004370
Well, since you're gonna stick with a name your whole life, then I guess it holds SOME truth, right?
>>4004347
This is what happened:
>The Pig War, so called because it was triggered by the shooting of a pig, is also called the Pig Episode, the Pig and Potato War, the San Juan Boundary Dispute or the Northwestern Boundary Dispute.
Holy shit, it was amazing, I can tell you that...
>>4004433
I know, but you're gonna get wasted, dude.
>>4004347
Give me those pills already
>>4004356
I bet they looked like blue ghosts or something with the robes on them. I don't know if you guys celebrate halloween underground, but that could be a costume idea.
>>4004441
Bye!
These tributes officially need to calm the fuck down.
>>4004420
...Again?
>>4004462
Foolish, rather....
>>4004468
'Tis not that simple, fool!
>>4004254
And I am a child so you have to forgive me if I forget anything.
>>4004316
I did not mean to make you so confused or mean for that to happen. I am aware that you want to be her partner. But I do appreciate that you had enjoyed that. I will tell the truth yet again.
>>4004321
I am relieved to hear my information was not wrong. However I am lost once you continued. You are stating that you are the spirit of Caesar?
>>4004356
One event in particular. I can not forget it since it was a large part of my life.
>>4004301
> * Toriel looks a little surprised.
I see.. That is never easy to take. Do you think it is possible to patch things up? Was it... a violent falling out?
>>4004309
I would stay determined... Surely there's something you like to do other than "evil".
>>4004311
I have my hands rather full! But of course, I expect that when I come here. Hehe.
>>4004316
Apologies for me saying so, but I think they're rather similar...
On the bright side, your clothes must be rather easy to move in!
And if you spill something or are outside a lot, there's not as much to wash.
>>4004370
It started out as a necessity given that we were trapped there... But it ended up being cozy, you know?
>>4004382
You must forgive me. It hasn't been too long since I was stuck underground...
>>4004474
Really, Sunny Bunny? A fucking lizard? You need to be put out of your misery.
>>4004420
>>4004458
That's what I'm wondering. A better question is, why would I waste time with you?
>>4004436
Oh.
Ok.
>>4004474
My sweet innocent Komachi! NO! We were to be wed in the lilac gardens this autumn!
>>4004462
People change their names, be it through marriage, achievment or simply their own wish.
>>4004284
>Torture through the ages, a comprehensive guide
A great piece of bedside lecture.
>>4004490
I certainly do, albeit things have changed a bit.
>>4004479
Don't call me a fool!
>>4004458
Wh-What you want to....
Smart move... smart move, blue mane, most peeps aren't that bright when they want to grope them...
If you were a real breasts expert, you could tell they're 100% natural with only your eyes.
>>4004474
Okay that doesn't make sense....
>>4004436
Hey, faggot. Bring back kaku and or monet. They're way better than your current shitty avas.
>>4004460
Rika, how are you doing?
>>4004462
That's alright, no harm in a bit of inebriated antics..
>>4004480
Haha, don't say it like that, it sounds weird..
>>4004490
Hey, at least you really have been living under a rock!
>>4004420
>one girl is still horny
>sees its Sunphisto
N-no thanks...
>>4004407
Hmm...it is, but its also a heart warming one...maybe I can tell you it since its a simple one...
Oh? Hehe...we're slowly hooking them in, one by one...shame I wasnt there, I would have posted full lewds to convert him. He'll be back though...
>>4004461
>cums slightly
Naughty~
>>4004490
Aw, I was gonna ask if you could do something for me...but if you're busy, then maybe its best not to.
>>4004490
She, er...thinks I hate her. Frankly, it's probably best she doesn't associate with me anyways.
>>4004534
Like I said, I've been better, but I've been worse.
We're down to seven.
