HG THREAD
Entry post for Rigginsmania XIII in about 20 minutes.
>>3997656
> mfw I find it easier to come up with Bloodbath fatals than day/night non-fatals
Boy I sure hope people take the time to read the op.
>>3997670
Thanks for doing something with yourself, hotshot. Same to the winner, but throw in a congratulations too.
Here's your Wincard, Phil
>>3997659
Heh... thanks wiggins, yeah.
>>3997658 (Nick)
I'm no one to judge... as long as I can lick them
right
>picks another one
>>>3997660 (Makoto)
Honestly? It's shit, but I'm not angry, I've been more harsher defeats than that.
>>3997640 (Garth)
I was going to tell you about that actually... "Mutant" porn is pretty big hit nowadays! At least here. People are such suckers for big fat mutant tats. Really don't worry about that.
>>3997743
you blew it
>>3997754
>Bites your nose
>>3997753
Thanks for hosting Jack.
Congratulation Phil
>>3997707
so in 20 minutes we kill each other again?
>>3997762
Ouch?!
Why are you doing that?!
You don't know snouts are very sensitive?
>>3997754
I'll keep that in mind.
>>3997754
You did a do!
And placements
>>3997774
Don't swear.
You did fine, third place is like, way better than fourth or the spots lower than that.
>>3997784
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3997753
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting Jack!
>>3997779
And right hum... How does do I get paid for that?
Do I got a wage or a percentage?
>>3997785
Humm... I guess it's not kind for people that scored lower. I shouldn't be so focused on victory. Thanks for reminding me that, I guess...
>>3997784
Thanks for hosting Jack.
>>3997765
Exactly.
>>3997812
I'll give you a percentage of any sales I make of these drawings. I have a feeling they'll sell fast.
>>3997783
I'm just writing at lightspeed without proofreading actually. I just hope I'll get better with time. I know the rule
>>3997812
You'll win eventually, just like everybody else! Hey, you've even got three wins under your belt, that's really good!
>>3997753
Thank you for the match. Congratulations.
>>3997511
What do you find cute about it?
>>3997754
R-right...
>already blushing pretty hard
>>3997851
Well, usually when people take on the cute traits of animals, it makes them seem cuter, right?
Like, you think my tail's cute, right? That's 'cause it's part of an animal.
People just like animals.
>>3997826
10% ? 30%
Well, maybe it's better to sell them before asking that.
The anonymous market is perfect for that kind of stuff anyway, there is like... a huge demand for mutant smut since me and a friend started hanging around here.
>>3997834
True, but gotta pay the bills you know?
With your two rigginsmania titles, you can pratically retire now.
>>3997857
What's wrong Nick?
>start licking gently around the toes, a confused but nonetheless delighted look on the face.
>>3997829
I think you've gotten noticeably better already, but that could just be me.
>>3997879
I suppose that makes sense. It would make more sense if the outfit had more to do with a bunny.
>>3997907
Oh, I'm going to be selling these back in Olathe.
>Closes his sketchbook.
I'm heading back now, actually. I'll come back to you when I've got some sales to split.
>>3997907
I'm only twenty! It's way, way too early for me to retire, y'know.
>>3997921
Mm, I'm not sure.
Y'know, a lot of people say that if things are aesthetically pleasing, then they're cute.
That outfit shows off your bubble butt, so maybe that's it.
>>3997918
Well within a month of being here... I damn hope I got better yes. But I don't want to dig for my first posts here.
They were clearly smaller though, that's for sure.
>>3997907
U-uhhh, n-nothing! D-don't mind me, I'm just glad you like them is all...
>immediately my face shoots to beet red
LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE MATCH BEGINS
>>3997942
Aesthetically pleasing? I understand. Bubble butt? You have lost me.
>>3997931
Alright, see you Garth! It was a "pleasure" to make business with ya!
>>3997942
I'm not much older than you too, but... retiring early would be cool. You don't have to be a slave to the big market anymore and you can do everything you want.... but, wait a minute! You have a job??
[THIS IS NOT THE ENTRY POST]
One last thing before I make the entry post, since I don't know whether to do a 36 or 48, I'd like all lurkers to come out to see how many UIDs we got.
AKA: ROLL CALL
>>3998018
Yee
>>3998018
hi seth
>>3997985
Yep. Like, that means that your booty's round.
People might think that's cute, or something.
I just like the thought of a bunny, personally.
>>3998001
Well yeah, 'course I have a job! My job's to protect my friends from bad guys!
>>3998018
HERE
>>3998018
Nick Wilde
>>3998018
How can there be a Four Horsemen in a 36 game?
![[065]神木出雲.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5f42WBd.jpg "[065]神木出雲.jpg")
>>3998018
Present.
>>3998018
howdy
>>3998018
EL LUCHADOR IS HERE AND READY TO GO!!!!!!
>>3998036
>>3998048
I'm pretty trigger-happy right now...
>>3998018
aye aye
+1
>>3998018
I am still present.
>>3998030
Ah. Thank you for explaining it.
>>3998061
You're pretty fucking stupid right now, apparently.
>>3997981
You should probably see a doctor. This isn't normal you know...
>most of the ice cream has melted already under the repeated licks
>the once paw shapped ice, now have a very distinguable cylindric form.
>>3998030
Oh yeah! Yeah of course... Why didn't I think of that...
And... does it pays well?
Hm... almost finished... well at least I can gulp it down wholly now
>does it
>>3998036
Nigga.
>>3998018
Kaito is here Sir!
>>3998077
I was petty sure I had attached the picture...
>>3998082
kys bolin
>>3998076
bruh
>>3998018
I'll be grabbing dsomething to drink first, Sethieboy.
>>3998097
I'm too busy to kill myself.
>>3998069
No problem! You gotta know these things, since they're sorta important for talking to people.
I'm surprised nobody's ever told you that before.
>>3998077
Pay? It doesn't pay at all! It's not like I have a boss or anything, it's just sorta, like.. I dunno, it's something I do for fun. 'Cause I want to.
>>3998018
Back
>>3998119
kys already
>>3998096
>>3998077
>Still feeling lovestruck after all that just happened
Uh, y-yeah. I'll go do that tomorrow...
>>3998018
Sup
>>3998123
You like looking at Ram's butt, don't you?
>>3998123
Mhhh.... Well of course this is a job I wouldn't want to retire myself. Friends are a lifetime job...
But still, how did you eat and live back home? Don't know if it's the same in yours, but money rules mine. Without Benjamins you can't do anything...
>>3998138
You sure? Well, you decide, but don't drop dead on me okay?
Thanks for the ice cream, cute paws~
>tfw hastily making a portrait of my ava surrounded by wincards incase i get that one event in riggins' games
WELP LOOKS LIKE IT'LL BE A 36 THEN.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOO
HG
IS
ROLLINS
THIS TIME WITH THE THIRTEENTH EDITION OF RIGGINSMANIA FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP !
YOU KNOW THE RULES, A NAME, AN IMAGE AND YOU'LL BE ALL SET TO COMPETE IN THE GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL.
>>3998200
White Peak
>>3998200
Chad Kroeger
>>3998200
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3998123
It is possible that I may have ignored and/or forgot about it. That is what usually happens when I listen to the ones I do not care about.
>>3998200
Major Ocelot
>>3998200
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3998200
Eris-sama
>>3998200
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3998200
The Man in Back
>>3998200
The Joy
>>3998200
Sheamus
>>3998200
Eggman-kun
>>3998200
Classy Raven
>>3998200
Yuiko Enomoto
>>3998200
Miss Trigger
Komachi
>>3998200
Francesca
>>3998200
Krad Choeger
>>3998200
King Kaito
>>3998200
EHG
>>3998200
Fyxe, the Karate Dog
>>3998200
Starlord
>>3998200
Two-Time Champ Squirrel-Chan
>>3998166
Well sure, she has a cute one, so I don't see why not. Why d'you ask, Anon?
>>3998185
Oh, well, most of the time I just forage for nuts and berries. There's not a whole lot of other stuff I eat, besides what people give to me or whatever. 'Course, my parents and siblings had jobs, and I was military.
>>3998200
Byakuren Hijiri
>>3998200
N. Cortex
>>3998200
Furry Remover Farage
>>3998200
Aphex Twin-sama
>>3998200
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3998200
Kevin Owens
>>3998200
Nick Wilde
>>3998200
Lord Beerus
>>3998200
Team Nice Dynamite
'Sup, dudes! What'd I miss while I was gone?
>>3998200
The Axis-Allied Powers
>>3998200
Mii Swordfighter
>>3998200
Hitler's Cat
>>3998200
Wrestling Dogmom
>>3998200
SAVE THE WORLD
>>3998200
Midway
>>3998200
EL LUCHADOR
>>3998200
Paulie the Traitor
>>3998200
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3998200
Warrior of Light
>>3998200
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
>>3998200
Birb
>>3998200
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3998207
Well, I'm glad you care enough to listen to me! Hey, if you ever have any fashion tips for me, I'll totally listen to them, too.
I love the usual outfit you've got.
>>3998205
>>3998225
>>3998271
HYAH
Meowingtons
>>3998263
It seems that I was tardy... No matter, there will be other chances.
>>3998200
Vic Viper
>>3998233
. . .
>Taps the back of your leg.
>>3998275
I am not one for fashion. You would have a better time with my sister. She is the one who put me in all of those outfits.
>>3998233
That's a comfy existence... I think the "beastkins" of my world got as corrupted as humans actually...
But I'm not sure If I could live in the woods now eating berries or... chasing squirrels
>>3998233
That's pretty lewd, don't you think?
>>3998200
>>3998200
Not late Crendor
>>3998200
Top Tsun
>>3998200
Liz the red
![神木出雲[001].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H8h0C2X.jpg "神木出雲[001].jpg")
>>3998200
Izumo Kamiki
>Thanks captcha
>>3998298
>She spins around and smiles once she notices who's touching her.
Hey, sweetheart, what're you up to?
>>3998299
Really? You say that your sister would be a better person to go to for a lot of things, but I like talking to you a lot more.
>>3998300
I mean, for the most part, the military really takes care of you. There's not a lot you gotta do, they give you food and stuff, and even when you get out of it they give you a lot of discounts on things.
>>3998303
Lewd? No, why d'you think so?
It's just a butt, I've got one too.
>>3998185
Thanks, Fyxe.
>>3998363
>Avoids eye contact.
>Holding the popped remains of a soccer ball.
. . .
Heiwajima Shizuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ELZceshrQ
HERE'S YOUR ROSTER
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES FOR YOUR SWAPS AND SHIT.
And also, don't forget to stay till the end for the announcement.
>>3998200
Natsuki Subaru
>>3998402
Swap please!
The warrior should fight in place of the king after all right?
>>3998228
>>3998263
>>3998389
>She giggles and kneels down, petting you softly on the head.
Don't worry, precious. I figured this would happen once or twice at least, so I brought a whole box of them. My uncle's cousin used to coach soccer, so it was no problem to get them.
Want me to go get another one?
>>3998402
Looks fantastic
>>3998363
Oh right, I misunderstood. Well I guess military does have its benefits. But I could never be a tool for someone.. Unless not the actual gouvernements I have on my world....
>>3998385
R-Really this is not the time of such thing!! The match will begin soon
I don't want to lose because your... fantast... your thing, would've poped up in my mind, at the worst moment!
>>3998398
>>3998402
>>3998253
You're late again?
Whatever... Just take my fucking spot.
>>3998402
FUCK YEAH! Eleven people on one team! Looks good, dude!
>>3998402
Seems like I was too late. Damn it. Good luck everyone
>>3998402
So when the fuck can I cash in on that promise you made, Seth? Unlike all these losers here, I earned a hoit at that belt around your gut.
>>3998402
>tfw off by one
>waves to the host thanking him for hosting
>>3998402
>>3998270
>>3998304
Switch please
>>3998402
seems that i am late
but i put all my money for the number 20
>>3998408
...If that is truly what you wish, then thank you. I shall not lose.
>>3998402
. . .
>>3998422
. . .
>Avoids eye contact, but nods.
>>3998442
you were too late as well mate
>>3998402
Too many fillers
>>3998442
you...you really would do this for me toad?
I love you bro
>>3998447
Reeeeaally? Thanks Crendor, I really appreciate it you know
Hey don't repeat it but...
A certain "friend" of mine switched you in
>winks
>>3998429
It's every man and woman for themselves, sweetheart~
>>3998429
I don't really feel like a tool, 'cause I'm doing everything because I wanna do it. They only made me do a few things I didn't want to.
>>3998458
>She scurries off with the remains of the ball, returning a few minutes later with a brand new one, just like the first.
Here you go. I promise I'm not mad or anything, so don't worry. I know you can't help it.
D'you want to play?
>>3998480
Maybe but petty moves like you did shouldn't be allowed!
What If I did the same??
>>3998363
She is more personable than I could ever be. She would be much more easier to talk anything with.
>>3998402
Something came up. Give my spot to the next in line. My name is Ramlethal.
>>3998467
Wish people would swap them out for genuine UIDs but gotta do with what I'm given.
>>3998503
I approve
>>3998497
You're still in the military then? Oh okay, I get the big picture now. Sorry, I'm a slow learner.
I guess you're more lucky than Ram and plenty of others here. Many people around fleed their masters or whatever organisation they were working for.
>>3998497
. . .
>Prepares to kick the ball in advance.
>>3998503
Then I would love you forever after the match is over.
You guys are great. Never forget it.
>>3998491
I hope you realize that you've just unleashed a madman onto everyone that's in this arena.
>>3998553
I already know that I'm great.
I now summon Okarin.
>>3998553
You too you glorious bastard
>>3998567
No don't.
>>3998553
You okay, buddy? Did anything happen, or are you reminding us?
>>3998553
Thank you for your kind words.
>>3998509
Mm, but that's fine. I like being around you. I'm more comfortable that way.
Besides, you're pretty easy to talk to, too.
>>3998536
>She walks a bit backwards, standing up.
Alright, I'll roll this to you, and you kick it as hard as you can, and I'll try to catch it.
Sound good?
>She kneels down and gently rolls the ball across the ground towards you.
>>3998553
Your words of encouragement are not needed, but I appreciate them anyway, dragon.
>>3998523
Yeah, wrestling championships should be fair and game!
>>3998540
Sweet words like that would get you nowhere fox...
But damn it's tempting
>>3998553
You too, Spikey
>>3998553
dont kill yourself
>>3998553
No I'm not
>>3998567
I'm here in spirit, anon.
>>3998592
>Kicks the ball so hard she falls backwards.
. . .
>>3998553
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies (tell me tell me lies)
>>3998430
I appreciate you looking out for me. Again. Thank you.
Ramlethal swapped in for Midway since she gave her spot for the next in line.
IT'S ON.
WE START OFF WITH A BATTLE ROYAL
STARLORD CLAIMS RESPECT
SHEAMUS IS MORE THAN READY
MOKOU SAVES A LIFE
EGGBEAST AND HIS CREW MAKE A COOL-ASS ENTRANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
RAVEN RESISTS THE ANGLE
>>3998440
NEXT
>>3998557
I know that! Otherwise I wouldn't have given you my spot in the first place. Now go kick some ass!
>>3998648
. . .
>>3998648
FAUGH A BALLAGH!
>>3998619
>She hops up into the air and barely catches the airborne ball, rushing over to you and kneeling down.
Careful!
Are you okay? Hit your head?
>>3998648
I-Is this the VIP treatment of a two-time winner? I look so cool! Look at me on the screen! Woah...
>>3998648
I was told that this is how people greet each other here.
>>3998553
>Loves and appreciates
>>3998648
This is it!
This is the time. My time to shine, 13th rigginsmania! You're mine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTeicpbCNEQ
>>3998648
>He stands up and brushes himself off, adjusting his collar slightly
I'm not one to make a splash, but damn is it fun.
>>3998661
...Untill I saw the tail, I swear it was the start of a low budget porn movie.
>>3998648
You call that an ass-kicking!? I couldn't even feel a thing! You need to try harder if you want me to feel the pain!
>>3998656
Too late! I've already got my booty kicked right away!
>>3998648
Pain is only temporary, Kurt. Is that all you've got?!?
>>3998640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BQLE_RrTSU
>>3998648
I must bring bad luck to Mom, she dies everytime I'm here
>>3998661
>Sits up and rubs her head.
Ow.
>>3998688
>Places a wooden wedge beneath your toenail, then drives it in with a hammer
>>3998648
If this idiot is our biggest threat, I feel good about our chances.
>>3998648
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK FELLA
That prophecy is the biggest pile of bullshit I have ever read.
Makoto have some fun in the customization room.
>>3998686
H-HUH?! You know me better than that, Sheamus! I'd never do anything like that, I'm not even married yet!
>>3998706
>She sighs in relief, bending down and giving you a small kiss on the head.
Well, I'm glad you're okay, at least. This place is kind of rocky, I wouldn't want you to hit your head on something sharp.
>>3998648
Ow...Thanks Mokou
>>3998730
I'll take Mokou with me if you guys don't mind
>>3998730
Hehe, hmm.. I'll...
I'll make her a foxgirl. With a beard.
Hehehe..
>>3998688
You had one job, Subaru!
Lots of new people here.
Hello, friends~
>>3998730
Well, there's eight of us, so I'm pretty sure we'll do better than you!
...Fuck, I jinxed it.
>>3998730
. . .
>>3998734
>Stands.
>Stares up at you.
. . .
>Holds her hands up.
Up.
>>3998757
>Waves.
>>3998730
Why are you only dreaming of cakes?
You're really simple minded Beerus.
>>3998757
Hello!
>>3998730
Ah, hello. Is there something you need from me? I was just thinking aloud about some of the others here.
>>3998757
Yo, dude!
>>3998730
This is our first death slide and the Ministry already lost two members.
>>3998757
Welcome back, Gravesly.
>>3998757
Hey man, what's up?
>>3998730
oh dear god, Makoto's trying to make an even hotter version of me...
This...needs to be stopped.
>>3998730
What's the matter, Eris? I'm right here.
>>3998711
>the wooden wedge takes off his entire toenail
I-I DIDN'T FEEL A THING!
>>3998730
I don't have any words for this. I'm nothing more than a shut-in. All they want from me is a fresh body to sacrifice to their weird god.
>>3998755
How was I supposed to know I was some type of elder god!? I've hardly ever looked at my family tree, let alone going that far back!
>>3998757
Greetings.
>>3998730
Far as I'm concerned, you can all kiss the ring and call me daddy.
>>3998730
And I'd say you better watch your back, fella. I heard that being hit in the back with a folded steel chair hurts. You wouldn't know anything about it, do you?
>>3998734
I hardly know you at all! You are a squirrel, with giant tits and a nice backside. Hell I don't even know your name!
>>3998730
I lose every time
>>3998771
>>3998767
>>3998776
>>3998786
>>3998798
You're some different looking people.
>>3998782
Thank you, Anon. I can always count on you.
>>3998795
Good to see you've still kept that attitude.
>>3998757
Hey there, undying.
>>3998767
>She nods, with a small smile, and picks up the girl. With ease, she swings you around to her shoulders, letting you sit.
Hup.. Here we go.
Sorry I'm not very tall.
>>3998810
But.. I-I thought we were friends! I even put you on my list of friends, 'cause you're silly and nice!
I'm Makoto! Makoto Nanaya!
>>3998757
Hi buddy
>>3998841
>>3998847
And a hello to you as well!
>>3998830
. . .
>>3998843
It's okay.
>Gently hugs your head.
>>3998843
....So you are a squirrel. With tits. And a tail. Who speaks English. And has a Japanese name.
This must be the worst cosplay I've ever seen. And I am used to the host pretending to be Justin Bieber
>>3998830
I'd imagine so. I woke up within this place not long ago.
>>3998730
I just noticed the dupe, Kroeger you cheeky bastard.
That ranking got rigged by furries I swear.
Sheamus gets rekt by a who.
Lots of single player deaths around here.
>>3998830
WHERE ARE THE SLIM JIMS ?
>>3998830
Well, I'm not a person, but I get what you mean! What's your name, dude?
>>3998881
Japan told me I was doing well...
>>3998881
>>3998881
Count em, wise guy.
>>3998881
Let's just make it not awkward
>>3998830
Pretty new here yes...
You are?
>>3998881
Now this is something to immortalize because it's totally true.
No rigs, don't be a sore loser
>tfw your mate goes out pokemon hunting and doesn't invite you
I-It's okay.. I-I have my online friends to hang out with...
>>3998864
Why do you have a horseshoe on your head?
>>3998881
IN THE GROUND ALONG WITH THE MACHO MAN
>>3998898
I'm known as Gravesly.
>>3998881
Saving my strength for the time I get to shove your belt up your ass, Seth fucking Rollins.
>>3998881
I shall at least deal a mighty blow to the others before I expire here.
>>3998863
i must say , is good to see another gentleman around here
>>3998899
Maybe One Day games when?
>>3998864
>She walks around, making idle robot noises and generally just half-trying to entertain the girl on her shoulders.
Anything special you wanna do, Nina?
>>3998874
Well, most girls have boobs, and most squirrels have tails, so, yep.
I don't think my name is Japanese, though. I'm not from Japanese, I'm from Shinatsu.
>>3998919
At least your mate CAN pokeman hunt.
US LEAFS HAVE FUCKING NOTHING
>>3998919
>tfw you falls asleep while your friends go out to some abandoned prison to catch illegal pokemon
Fuck me for not being able to sleep...
>>3998881
. . .
>>3998923
. . .
N.
>>3998943
No.
>>3998881
I'd like to see you try, bitch.
>>3998923
Well, hello there, Gravesly! My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! It's a pleasure to meet ya!
>>3998919
Do I count as a friend?
>>3998952
wat. I don't remember posting a picture
>>3998881
(fukken saved)
>>3998881
Ow, ow, ow, ow, okay! You don't need to go that f- OW! I LIKE YOUR MUSIC, STOHOHOHOPPPP..!
>>3998881
RAVEN TRIES TO ASSASSINATE ONE OF HER DISTRICT PARTNER, BUT FATE DECIDED IT OTHERWISE.
EVERYBODY WANTS THE PATRIOTIC TURD OUT OF THE GAME.
Chad reminds me of one of those characters from Joan Cornella's comics.
You should feel uncomfortable, Shizuo.
OH ALSO
ARENA EVENT NEXT
AND OH BOY, WHAT AN ARENA
>>3998941
Never
>>3998984
I'm oka-
>>3998955
If you ever make it up to Minnesota, we've got an abandoned asylum we can hunt in.
>>3998914
I'm known as Gravesly. Good to meet you.
>>3998940
Another gentleman? Quite some time since i've seen another as dapper as myself.
>>3998956
What's the matter, horseshoe child?
>>3998970
..Also known..as what..?
>I made a new steam account if any of you old or new nigs want to add me
>>3998919
Go looking for Pokemon without him as a "Fuck you, bring me with next time" statement
