ERP thread: Date night edition
>>3986850
>>3986850
>Saturday night… the scorching heat of the rest of the week has finally broken in favor of something a little more bearable. Good thing to, as your friends have set you up to score a date for tonight! A fresh haircut, clean shave and some clean clothes have you set for a night on the town with your potential SO.
>As they meet you at the door a torrent of nervousness washes over you, and why wouldn't it? You worked up the nerves to ask them out and they actually said yes! A night of fun, frolic and romance await you just around the corner. Maybe if you get really lucky they will even invite you home for a hot cup of coffee at the end of the night.
>A fair, dinner, the movies, a show or maybe something as simple as a walk through the park with an ice cream? All this and more could be on the agenda for tonight! Where will you go?
Who should I take? Decisions, decisions.
>>3993646
What's an ordinary human doing here?
Love is a battlefield.
>Meanwhile, anon stays at home without a care in the world!
>Fuck dates, tonight is pizza night!
I already banged quite a number of sexy gals. I-I don't need a date.
>He sniffs
>>3993666
You heard it here first, satan is rolling in the pussy.
Anyone want an IOU for a date?
>Anon waits for his maiden to arrive as he held flowers.
(Alright everyone. I have to leave for the night. I hope this theme goes well and you all enjoy yourselves.)
>Leaves a plate of dog food on the ground.
>The plate is labeled, "For Momoji"
DMG left right before Date Night? This sucks ;_;
>>3993684
It's more like they care the same amount, except they're (relatively) stable.
in b4 LD shitposts in this thread too
>>3993701
Awoooooo!
>Tfw no imouto to date.
Anon? That anon that promised a date? Are you here?
>>3993702
>Writes IOU
Next time....
>>3993663
No, you're just a child who's trying to justify his teen angst
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.
But it was so loud.
You sure could yell.
Took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.
Yeah, standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade 'cause I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, and
Someone who would die for me.
Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fucking lie.
The plot thickens.
>>3993705
See
>>3993733
Might as well meme a bit here too.
>>3993728
I'm actually insulted you think I'm Paul.
What is this peculiar ritual?
>>3993716
>tfw no outoto dressed like imouto to date
>>3993741
My cock thickens.
For you.
>>3993702
D-date me later. I don't want to cause a drama storm
>>3993682
(I might entertain you if the thread doesn't get too bad.)
>>3993744
The fuck am I reading.
>>3993745
Had that the other night, surprisingly good
>>3993757
https://youtu.be/vtJ2f8_lfn4
You claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?
>>3993750
just say imouto(male).
What's ERP listening to?
>>3993749
People go out on a romantic evening performing different sorts of activities.
Eating, walking, watching a movie. The usual.
>>3993790
Come down.
Get off your fucking cross.
We need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr.
>>3993793
Interesting.
For the sake of bonding?
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EguC69M6y4
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9P3lB2kU-k
>tfw no qt 3.14 sakura imouto
Anyone want to become a sacrifice so we can get a good avatar like Iowa or Jinx to show?
No idea if I accidentally ditched a couple anons now...
But they'll find me if they really wanted me.
Or not.
Anons come and go like that...
So here's to the anons, I love you all, care for you, and miss you but I couldn't care less for you after you're gone.
Conveniently the same goes for avatars, except with avas, I might still remember you.
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2KA5iyUUdw
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-BvFJ7l2TQ
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuO9xtNsRs0
>>3993707
>Puts a collar on you
>>3993765
Tumblr.
>>3993790
Something to match how edgy I feel today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vFgzd2ALGo
>>3993841
Yeah, so long.
We wish you well.
Told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well, so long.
Don't cry, yeah,
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.
Looking for aryan qt to make me a happy fuhrer.
(Might as well try, I guess.)
>The usually boyish and rough, tomboy Makoto was waiting at the location where the both of you had agreed to meet each other, standing around and pacing back and forth. Her face was a pinkish not because of make up but she to her clothes. She was wearing a long pink dress as opposed to her usual boyish attire along with her open-toed sandals. Her arms crossed while her pink face stared down at her feet as she trailed back and forth, wondering if she should just split.
>>3993812
Supposedly.
Usually one of the involved parties suffers through the whole ordeal just to get to "score" with the other one.
>>3993865
>Keep crying
I fucking love DMG
>>3993826
being an anon is suffering unless we put a name to ourselves with a partner
>>3993826
I'm one of them, mein Ubermensch~!
>>3993757
I understand that feeling. It sucks, but sometimes there's not a lot you can do. It's really early for me to be here anyway
So I'll be back later and hopefully things will be better. Ciao!
>>3993826
>Kisses your boot.
Thats alright, im just glad to be your pet.
I doze off for an hour and LD absolutely lost his mind more than usual. I guess I'm not so mad I'll be working today after all.
I got a two person reservation at Applebee's
Who wants to come?
>>3993861
Tumblr was a mistake.
A prank gone wrong.
The reason why God no longer speaks to us.
>>3993840
A-awwoooo?
>>3993875
>The anon looks around for his date before spotting the girl in the pink dress. A flash of recognition lit his eyed up and he smiled politely.
Ah, so you showed up after all! Did I keep you waiting long?
>>3993677
F-Fuck you.
>>3993884
So it is a test, then? A trial?
A rite through which one must prove their worth?
>>3993814
Jiro you've gone on record saying that you have an incest fetish, I don't trust you with any sort of imouto
>>3993922
Aye aye. Ganbare Cuteryuu! Seeya possibly tomorrow.
>>3993892
I have been lost. Down every road i follow out in the dark
On my way home
But i feel nothing. Am i better yet?
Everybody knows that I'm insane
>Waits for best spider.
Just ignore it. Like we ignore the gore.
>>3993953
Indeed!
It can go well, it can awfully wrong...
>He shrugged his shoulders
But it's usually fun. Usually.
>>3993932
>She wraps her arms around the leashed wolf girls
I caught myself a Momoji!
>you will NEVER go on a date with Midna
>>3993979
>Blackmails you to go on a date with me.
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc
Nth for sleep.
>>3993979
I'm here.
>>3994008
I love you!
>>3993983
>you will never collude with DMG in making him pretend to take back LD, and during their first date you and a group of friends appear and stab LD to death while DMG laughs
>>3993998
Heaven smiles above me
What a gift here below
But no one knows
The gift that you give to me
No one knows
>>3993991
What do you want!
>>3994033
Fuck off and don't come back until you have the emotional maturity of a 17 year old, rather than that of a child aged 12
>>3993939
>Makoto glared at him for a moment with her lips pursed before she sighed and shook her head.
About time you showed. It wasn't long but it's still isn't polite to make a girl wait, y'know?
>She straightened herself out and put a hand on her hip while she tapped her foot on the ground, looking around as to keep eye contact to a minimum.
So, where did you plan on taking me?
>>3994028
That sounds awfully familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw
>>3994012
Xth for I've swapped to a different skype to avoid somebody because I don't want to hurt is feelings removing him so sorry I haven't tried talking to you lately.
>>3993983
But I don't ignore the gore, I enjoy it.
>>3994033
>DMG said this last week
Man he really was leading this retarded kid on
>>3993906
Because you disappear into the masses, which is the point in being anon.
>>3993907
One of the anons I accidentally ditched or just another anon who has experience with me?
>>3993917
I'm glad that you are my pet, expendable as you are, but I don't care if you'd expire now or a year from now, for as long as you're with me, I care.
Now lick them proper clean!
>>3993959
Whaaaat? I'd be a good onii-chan.
>>3993984
I see. A respectable tradition, then.
Even if I don't grasp the intricacies of it.
>>3994042
DIdn't you read the sign? It's date night you silly wolf!
>>3994079
Accidentally ditched. Particularly the one you asked if I was in a hurry.
>>3993803
LD... DMG is NOTHING special. If you did not have these autistic spurts. If you did not obsess of DMG.
You POSTED FACES.
you had a chance to be good.
YOU Could have taken the high road, but NO every chance you got you take the low road.
>>3994094
Respectable, yes. I mean... If it wasn't the it wouldn't be that popular.
I'm sure your kind have something similar?
>His eyes looked up and down at the alien's form.
I'm sure you're quite popular for your species.
https://youtu.be/RUxMP1D2Hiw
>>3994001
B-but she already asked me yesterday.
>>3994024
But moths aren't spider.
>Sitting behind the counter of her store, Hotaru was selling heart-shaped boxes full of chocolate and assorted sweets
>Time to get rich with the occasion
Fufufufufu~!
>>3994063
Don't give me that look, I came as quick as I could, but I had to look my best for you!
Where I'll take you? Well, unless you object, I've got a perfect place for you.
>He offers her his hand and led her towards a restaurant she'd never seen or heard of before
>The decorations were that of a venue signalling fanciness and sophistication, yet it pulled it off, with the candelight creating a romantic atmosphere
>He escorted her towards a table for two, and sat opposite her
So, what do you think? Did I do well?
1-4 ask thread for a vidya
5-9 ask thread for an animu
0 go back to watching sgdq
>>3994079
Yes Ma'am!
>Frantically licks the top of your boot, making it shine as i cover it with spit.
>>3994101
>reading the sign, anon rushes up to the winged girl
Ahh, I know this sudden but...
>he shuffles his feet
C-could you go on a date with me?!
>he inquires louder than he had hoped to be
>>3994134
I suppose we do. However, I have not had the time to indulge that kind of testing and bonding.
>She looks at him and raises an eyebrow while her glowing eyes flash momentarily.
Oh? And what would make you make such an assumption, terran?
>>3994168
>Walks in
>>3994168
If I were to pour chocolate over my cock, would you suck it off?
>>3994168
You don't have a date yourself? I'm rather surprised.
>>3994168
I heard you do anything for candy.
https://youtu.be/MQEq5CBgjNs
>>3994168
How much for you covered in candy?
>>3994227
Two things!
>He raised three fingers. He blinked upon seeing his hand, lowering a single finger.
Right, two things!
One, even if we're of different species, we're both bipedal in nature and share a similar body structure.
Two, your overall form is pleasant to the eye. At least to me.
Soooooo...~
>He smirked
I came to that conclusion!
>>3994033
>they could get back together if ld just stopped typing like a maniac
Get it together man.
>>3994168
>walking into the confectionery; Anon approaches the young lady manning the counter
Hello, miss! I'm looking to purchase a special treat for my date tonight!
But...
>his face falters a bit
I'm not sure as to what she will love the most!
Could you kindly offer me some suggestions for a first date gift?
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
>>3994024
I love you too!
>>3994141
That's adorable.
>>3994168
>throws 20,000 Pandabux over the counter and just starts grabbing shit
>>3994292
He still wont even talk to me
Literally all he says is "I'm blocking you now" again as soon as he knew it was me
>>3994184
>The tengu twirls around, facing the anon running up to her with a look of surprise on her face.
Hmmm...I dunno anon...I was planning on saving myself for just one person tonight, I'm a bit busy for anything more!
>She taps her finger against her chin, pondering.
...I'm gonna duck out for maybe an hour or 2 right now, if you're willing to wait until then. Then maybe you and I could go somewhere when I come back, okay!
>>3994170
Well...you do look rather...handsome.
>Makoto struggled to utter those strange words while she awkwardly cleared her throat after with her cheeks still a pinkish color. She sat down at her seat and looked across the table at him after getting a good look at the restaurant.
It is pretty in here...it's not too expensive, is it?
>>3994141
>casually writes off how LD has routinely ruined this place over the last two months
Yeah fuck you too, DMG.
Good job LD, I dislike the both of you
>>3994312
It's the past
>>3994320
Have you considered getting off the computer and enjoying your summer vacation.
>>3994307
Good tastes, Nue.
>>3994320
weird right? You talk shit about someone and apologize they forgive you but you repeat the same formula and then all of a sudden they don't forgive you anymore
>>3994312
stung a little desu.
Like at that point lines had been crossed that I wouldn't even touch.
>>3994241
Oh greetings!
>Lifts heart-shaped chocolate box
Want some? Try before you buy it!
>>3994247
It would be extremely painful...
I MEAN
I've done that before countless times~
>>3994254
Work comes before pleasure.
That and I can stay at the store eating candy~
>>3994261
You heard wrong!
.... Ahem, yeah, I would. So what?
>>3994280
One MILLION dollars!
>Takes pinky to the corner of her smirk.
>>3994302
Depends on what she enjoys the most!
We have a wide array of candy, sweets, chocolate and snacks!
>Placing a finger on her cheek, she leans in and grins
Describe her and I might be able to help~
>>3994312
Awww, yiss.
>>3993979
>I am summoned
All this teenage angst makes me want to bring out this edgy motherfucker.
>>3994291
>She crosses her arms over her bulging breastplate, one clawed finger tapping her arm steadily.
You make a reasonable argument, at least with your first point.
>Her eyes wrinkle slightly and she tilts her head. Her voice, solely in his thoughts, gain a light tone.
But I'm pleasing to a terran's eye? How interesting.
>>3994330
I told him I would ruin him, even if I want to or not, it's gonna happen
He had the option to prevent this
>>3994336
There's not much I can do, the cure is within you
So hold on tight and open your eyes
wake up now and see the truth
>>3994347
Wow really like he told me again and again to change but I never got a chance to prove I did wow that's really nice huh fucked if I do and fucked if I don't wow that's really fucking nice huh?
>>3993790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS-gbqbVd8c
>>3994325
And you look rather beautiful, if you don't mind me saying so.
>He smiled at her visible awkwardness, noting how much the tomboy didn't seem to fit in the opulent restaurant
You don't need to worry about money, Makoto, it's my treat.
>>3994109
Sorry I'm doing a million things at one time, so if you just, do a post, I'll reply, and we can do stuff, m'kay?
>>3994181
Not so fast, do it slow, appreciate the work you do, and most of all, let me enjoy watching you work~
>>3994362
I dunno Nue, DMG's full of shit there. The fact he was even being sweet to Paul as of the 27th last month is mind boggingly short-sighted, but I've said this about those two from the get-go.
>tfw no Isabelle to date
>>3994362
DMG has absolutely no boundaries when it comes to showing affection. It's an admirable form of pure autism in the absolute most good-natured expression.
>>3994334
You're not helping matters, mate.
>>3994369
>has long since been outside the store
>Pandabux are clearly strips of green construction paper with a crudely drawn Kenny in the middle
>>3994379
>Wow really like he told me again and again to change but I never got a chance to prove I did
see that point would be valid if you actually changed.
Which you prove constantly you have not, maybe even gotten worst honestly
>>3994379
Have you perhaps considered that showing the 'true side' of a person we all know for how they play pretend on the internet isn't going to have the demolishing effect you imagine it will?
>>3994375
Well, good looks go beyond race, species, time and space!
I mean, if I find the Queen of Blades to be attractive then how could I possibly not find YOU to be quite hot!
>The male placed a single arm on his chest, holding his chin with a hand, nodding.
So yes, I find you quite pleasing~
>>3994408
That's the best and most apt description of DMG I've ever read.
>>3994369
4U
But even so, I'd like to see you in action. I've heard tales of your lust for candy. So, where do you have the liquid chocolate? I'll buy lots it you're willing to go through with eating it all up!
>>3994369
I'll give you a piece of chocolate if you strip for me.
>>3994408
I've got to find a way
To make this all okay
I've got to find a way
To fix my own mistake
Oh, but I promise to succeed
But I know you're still in need
I know you have been misused
And you're probably confused
But there's not much I can do
>>3994423
I'm just a shell
I haven't let ANYONE know me since.. well you know what happened to the last one
>>3994408
BASED KENNY DOES IT AGAIN
>>3994396
[Don't worry~ Take your time! I'll make a post then <3 ]
>The male took a step back when she told him to stop, slightly raising his hands in order to avoid insulting his Master Race mistress.
Y-Yes? What would you have me do?
>>3994369
Ah. Sure!
>He went over to open the box.
What's in here?
>>3994387
Th-Thanks.
>Makoto blushed harder at his compliment and nervously laughed under her breath before scratching her cheek with her finger, trying to hide her red cheeks by looking away. She glanced at him occasionally as she spoke and tapped her fingers on the table.
Well, I suppose I should try and enjoy myself then.
>>3994439
>She raises an eyebrow again while the rest of her face remains as expressionless as a mostly-featureless face naturally is.
The Queen of Blades? The infested, deformed female who became a destroyer of worlds and the greatest scourge to your own species?
You have unusual taste in mates.
But I'm happy to hear I manage to outdo her.
>Her blue eyes shine with extra strength briefly and her eyes wrinkle as if she's somehow smiling.
>>3994502
>Chocolate. Sweets. Candy! All arranged nicely although some of them are missing because Hotaru ate some.
If you prefer, we got salty snacks arranged in the form of hearts!
Today is a special day and here we want to make it even special~!
>>3994463
Make it three pieces of chocolate and we're good.
>>3994456
Left counter next to the mint candy.
....
That will be $19.99!
>>3994408
You sonuva...
>>3994370
>Hugs the muffet
I'm so glad you came!
OH MY GOD MAKE THIS ATTENTION WHORING STOP
IT'S LIKE WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN AND POSTING ON FACEBOOK ALL OVER AGAIN, SHITTY 'COUPLES' THAT NEVER ACTUALLY HAD ANY INVESTMENT IN EACH OTHER BREAKING UP AND MAKING POSTS ABOUT BROKEN HEARTS AND EDGY SONG LYRICS AND WANTING THE OTHER
THE AUTISM IS GIVING ME ACTUAL CANCER
FUCKING K I L L YOURSELVES
>>3994398
Well, I can't fault someone for forgiving lost causes, god knows I've been forgiven more times than I deserve.
>>3994408
It's misplaced and I don't appreciate being used as a stepladder to make a point about redemption to someone who isn't willing to actually change.
Simple enough.
LD has no intention of improving, just repeated pretense of change followed with the same old shit when he doesn't get his way.
Thank you mecha for coining the Paul Cycle, because man I've never seen it so strongly in action as I have in the last few days.
>>3994566
>autism is giving you cancer
This has finally proven my years worth of research and many public speeches that we must euthanize autistic children!
Hey everyone.
>>3994566
>on facebook at the age of thirteen
You're probably still underaged, too.
>>3994590
hey cutie pie~
LD, ERP with me!
>>3994467
Standing here, I realize
That you were just like me
Trying to make history
But who's to judge the right from wrong
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I profoundly apologize for this post.
>>3994559
>is currently feasting on chocolate and rubbing it on Kurisu
>>3994444
And those are some of the best quads I've ever seen.
>>3994573
It doesn't matter to him whether it's misplaced. He's nice to everyone. Everyone.
>>3994566
>implying we aren't all reminded of that time
>>3994586
Euthanasia is just a vaccine against life!
Vaccines cause autism!
You fool if we euthanise autists we'll only make it stronger!
>>3994597
Facebook was made public in 2006 friend.
>>3994615
Hey there yourself~ What's up cutie?~
>>3994590
(Wanna sub or dom. I'll pick my character based on that.)
(I kinda want to make you suck cum from my cunt too.)
>>3994559
>He holds three pieces of chocolate between his fingers
You'll have all three. Perhaps even more.
>>3994520
No need to thank me for just being honest.
>He laughs briefly as she gets increasingly flustered by the second, putting a stop to her tapping by placing his hand over hers
No need to be nervous, we're just on a date, right? If you're really struggling with nerves we can drown them in wine, if you want. My treat after all, go nuts.
>>3994553
Technically she wrecked Terrans left and right, I'm actually from Earth.
>He laughed somewhat nervously.
Ahem, but that's right! Despite her apparent hate for all things, she was quite the looker...
>He had only seen pictures and recordings of her, of course!
But nothing beats the presence of an alluring female like you!
>>3994559
>Slams a 20 on the counter after grabbing the goods.
Okay, and with that done, do you have anywhere I can sit to apply this? I'd rather not spill it all over your nice carpeting, though I'm sure you'd clean it up all the same~
>>3994168
30 Minutes later her business his ruined after she's eaten it all herself.
>>3994640
(I wanna sub, been I while since I've been here, might as well put on a little show~)
>Rhin
>>3994632
If I didn't know that then I would have said 'you ARE' rather than 'you are PROBABLY'
Hey LD, wanna go on a date?
>>3994633
Just in search of my one true love <3
>>3994573
What do you know about my intention?
>>3994666
Ok pal.
>>3994563
>hugged right into her tummy
>grins
I wouldn't miss it for the world. You look ravishing, ahuhuhu~
>>3994624
IT ALL MAKES SENSE! I'VE DOOMED US ALL!
>>3994623
>Kurisu is rubbed in chocolate.
>>3994674
Fucking everything, all you do is blog and make it absolutely 100% transparent what a shitty human being you are.
>>3994573
Yeah but this forgiving lost causes has fed the monster than now shits all over the thread.
>>3994623
Just goes to show what that behavior gets you. You have to have some negativity or bias' in your life. Don't be an asshole, but don't be a doormat either.
>>3994670
Oh, really?~ Who might they be, I am curious now!
>>3994668
You're a brave man anon
Willingly sacrificing yourself like that
you won't be forgotten
>>3994322
>at the mention of 2 hours, he deflated
O-okay...
>he affirms in a dejected manner
See you then...
>he waves her goodbye, for now
>>3994369
>putting a fist beneath his chin, he thinks
Well, she is VERY passionate about candy
Almost obsessed.
>he smiles
She and her family are heavily involved in the candy business, so I'm sure she has a very refined palette; so she'll definitely prefer something high quality!
As for her favorite candy?
>he grins
Well, I know she has a soft spot for dagashi.
The cheap candies, correct?
>>3994668
WITNESSED!
>>3994674
You've clearly not shown any.
What experiences have shaped you since you started acting like a complete fucko that aren't related to this cesspit?
What realisations have you had?
How the fuck are you "better" than what you were besides just making a claim that you are?
>>3994559
>Grabs a piece of chocolate and eats it.
Nah, this will do.
Can I get a full box though and some other chocolates?
>Hands her a $50
>>3994698
I think I found them
>reaches out and grabs your hand. Interlocking my fingers with yours.
>>3994701
I've sacrificed myself before at much higher stakes, if all it takes is going on an rp date to stop all this shitposting I don't mind.
>>3994693
I can't change you mind, but I can lead you to the truth, if you want
>>3994718
Look at the chatlogs
>>3994668
no
>>3994644
>Makoto quickly drew her hand back and held it close to her chest before hesitantly placing her hands in her lap, fidgeting out of sight.
Sorry...this whole scenario is kind of new to me. I guess I could maybe try some to see if it'll help me calm down.
>She was staring down at her hands while she twiddled her thumbs before she looked back at him with a meek smile on her red face.
>>3994660
(Would you prepare an anon to fuck me, watch as he fucks me while my cunt grinds against your cock? If not then I'll leave other the other anon and just tease you alot~ tell me which you want.)
>>3994736
Show us the truth, great prophet.
>>3994736
Come on, don't be tsundere. It's date night, and you don't have a date, it'd be sad not to take this opportunity.
>>3994736
Yeah, posting private chatlogs in public is a marked improvement.
Especially some you were told specifically not to tell anybody about.
Fucking genius right here boys.
>>3994725
Ah~ I see~
>Giggling with glee as you lock your fingers with mine and blushes a nice scarlet red in my cheeks, moving close to you as we touch
>>3994758
(I'd like to be teased and then I wanna fill you, after you leave me a begging mess~)
>>3994736
WE ALL HAVE
HOLY FUCK WE'VE ALL SEEN THE LOGS
YOUR SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE, NO ONE WANTS YOU BECAYSE YOU'RE BITTER, VOLATILE
KILL YOURSELF
>>3994674
"What do you know about m-"
>The alien beast began to cry out, disgusting tears falling from it's eyes. Before it could mumble the sentence in its garbled, vomit inducing speech, he's pushed to the floor by the shoulders. The thing lets out a cry as it slams face first in to the ground, but there is no pity, no remorse, just like this creature had shown towards the thread. It deserved to die. To die drowning in its own blood and tears.
>Stomp.
>Its skull cracked in that first hit, but he hadn't put enough force in. Try again.
>Stomp.
>Some of the thing's teeth flew out then, it's jaw fractured. It tried to speak, a mumbled 'm-muh DMG' but it had no teeth to properly finish the words. He was making progress.
>Stomp.
>A pained gargle now, no more words. Only tears.
>Stomp.
>Its skull caved in then, and he was surprised to see just how tiny the brain inside was, that is, moments before it was pulverized to mush beneath his boot.
Huh. Always knew the kid was stupid.
>As he lifts his boot, blood and brain matter dribbling from it, he laughs.
>you like this
I JUST WANT TO ERP NOT SEE A TRAGEDY, OH WAIT THAT CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE LD
>>3994623
>YOU WILL DIE
>YOU WILL ALL DIE
>>3994642
>Reaching for the chocolates, Hotaru placed them in her mouth before starting to undress for Anon, showing no signs of shame!
....~
>>3994657
Oho~
So you are serious~!
>Hotaru placed a finger on her lips, thinking
Hmmm~ Behind the counter will do! After all...
>The female smirked
You'll take care of the store in case someone else arrives~
>>3994658
Nooooo...
>>3994707
Oh you clever, little devil~
>She said with a soft chuckle, hints of a blush appearing on her face
>>3994723
Of course~!
>Grabbing the $50 bill, she placed it in between her breasts and happily began to search for a full box of said sweets
>>3994777
checked
>>3994798
>>3994801
What kind of ERP, anon
I'm here for you
>>3994798
Spamming the stomp on bodies was always fun.
>>3994757
>He frowned, concerned for her after she recoiled
Are you ok with this? We can go somewhere else if this is too overwhelming for you.
>He smiled back weakly at her, still unsure if she was faking it for his dake, but giving her the benefit of the doubt
Maybe some would help, you resemble a beetroot at the moment and to be frank you look ridiculous, some social lubricant shoukd cool you down.
>>3994623
I CARVED MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
THE WORLD HAS TURNED
SO MANY HAVE BURNED
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME
YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND
I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN BENEATH THE BLOODSTAINED SAND
>>3994495
Well you could massage my neck, it's terribly stuck... and painful, you could do that right?
>>3994650
'Quite the looker'? Amusing. I thought she'd intimidate and terrify with her heavily infested body.
>She unfolds her arms and takes several slow steps towards him, coming closer and eventually towering over him. She then tilts her head again while her blue eyes are fixed on him.
And you find me alluring? Such flattery...
>>3994809
B-Behind the counter?
>He blushed a little at the idea, out in the open like that did sound amazing, though...
>He takes a seat in the chair from the other side, pulling the chocolate over to their side of the counter, and carefully unfastened his pants, attempting to push them down as she looks back at him with a devious smirk.
I wonder if we'll get many people...
>>3994798
>>3994861
WASH AWAY THE ANGER
>>3994686
It's art, really.
>>3994695
True enough.
>>3994861
BENEATH THE BLOOD-STAINED SAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND~
>>3994777
>trips means it's true love
You're the sun to my moon. The stars to my sky. The anchor to my ship, keeping me safe during stormy weather.
>I stare back into your gaze, clutching your hand tight. Placing my hand on the small of your back, as I bring my lips to yours. Kissing you shortly yet sweetly.
>>3994809
>Anon admires the naked form in front of him
You can't possibly be satisfied with just three. Would you like some more?
>>3994798
HA
>>3994809
>He pondered as she saw her search. He noticed her body.
Damn, you're cute.
>>3994875
Of course~!
>The male approached the Aryan beauty and placed himself behind her. His hands reached for her shoulders, applying a bit of pressure there and there before making their way to the area around her neck, massaging it nice and slow
Hmmhm...
>>3994892
THINKING OF AN AGE OLD DREAM
PLACES I HAVE NEVER SEEN
FANTASIES LIVED TIME BEFORE
I SPLIT MY BRAIN
MELT THROUGH THE FLOOR
>>3994798
>>3994891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5ZjyaRMCM
>>3994900
Such sweet words~
>I press my lips right back to yours and feel you against me, sliding my tongue all along your bottom lip to taste you, seeing if you're just as sweet as the words you speak, and it turns out true, licking your lips now with a hungry, lustful stare, my free hand sliding to your waist*
Helo yes where is the posts about Midna :DDD
WEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>3994929
Oh my fuck shut up you're no better
You should be booted out with him, trash deserves other trash
>>3994877
....
>He almost took a step back, slightly intimidated by her size. However, her words, grace and overall friendly behavior helped him to remain at ease.
It's hardly flattery! I'm merely stating the obvious.
I hope you don't think of this human as "crude" or "blunt" for it.
>>3994151
Too bad.
>>3994964
WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW
>>3994798
Guro saves threads.
>>3994964
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>>3994964
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>tfw your date is driven off by shitposting
;-;
>>3994844
Same
>>3994889
I had considered a Bloodborne version too.
>>3994946
I was hoping you'd catch that. Sample of things to come bb.
Dead Space was amazing, FUCK EA for what they did to it.
>>3994993
Guro and vomit.
>>3994964
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
>>3994984
You're the big show, Jirochomp. Keep being you.
>>3994983
MODE SHIFT
ROUND 2
>>3994858
It's fine, just nervous is all...
>Makoto quickly waved over at the nearest waiter and simply asked for a decent bottle of wine. Before long the bottle had arrived and was left at the table for then to we've each other, she poured herself a glass and down it in one big swig, coughing a few times afterward. Her little embarrassing show only made her that more red while she fidgeted nervously.
Gah...maybe I'm not cut out to be a 'proper lady.'
>>3995016
Hold on, let me get her back here.
>>3995016
>pats the cute spider on the back for comfort and gives them a cookie
>>3994888
Maybe we will. Maybe we don't~
>As the male sat behind the counter, Hotaru approached him and rested on the wooden surface, letting him see her fat breasts squishing against it
Isn't that exciting?
>>3994930
Like what you see, anon~?
>She asked, looking at the male from over her shoulder as she continued to search for what he asked.
>>3994912
How much can you offer~?
>A devious grin formed on her lips, placing a hand on her curvaceous hip while she looked at the handsome anon
>>3994809
>he laughs
So tell me, what is your absolute must-have candy? And, more importantly...
>he blushes
Will you go on a date with me, Miss Shidare?
>>3995016
Same
Let's date each other!
>>3994396
Alright...
>He slows down, dragging his tongue over the toe of her boot. He licks are particularly sour spot of dirt, it tastes almost like manure but he supresses his gag reflex.
Is this acceptable mistress?
>>3995017
Guro is amazing. It doesn't get me hard but it amuses me.
>>3994983
KILL YOURSELF
NOOSE, BLEACH, TRAIN, ANYTHING
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A WALKING MESS OF CRINGE AND NO ONE WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU
LEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAVE
>>3995022
But this is me when I play Overmeme and it's terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w
>>3995016
>>3995064
DON'T TOUCH MY WAIFU
I'LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFEFU
>>3995105
Y-You're one to talk you monster.
>>3995076
>when you fuck a bitch in half
A good giggle it got from me, that it did.
>>3995119
I think you're just jealous she got my cock before you did
>>3995078
You first, buddy.
>>3995105
Fuck me.
Now.
>>3995055
I think I had a tasty chocolate bar on me somewhere...
>Anon pulls out a chocolate bar and waves it around while looking elsewhere, pretending not to notice it.
But I seem to have lost it. You can have it if you can help me find it.
>Anon slips the chocolate bar inside his pants.
>>3995130
>>3994932
Juust what I needed~
You're pretty talented. I could use a masseusse.
>>3995074
Yes, and don't worry, if something tastes especially disgusting it's probably just dirt. Or mud. Nothing serious.
Your face twisted into somewhat of a disgusted expression, so I presume you tasted something unpleasant.
But you're doing well, it's soothing watching you lick my boots clean
>pokes at him with her spare boot, crudely scratching him wherever she hits.
>>3995033
If it's just nerves we're fine.
>Just after Makoto has poured herself her glass of wine he poured his own, taking short sips
>He set down his glass and watched the display of Makoto downing the glass in a single swig, grinning as she barely managed to swallow it all in one gulp and bursting into laughter as she coughed her lungs out
Now, when I said go nuts, I didn't mean to choke yourself on booze.
Maybe you aren't cut out to be a lady, but you're still just as good, better even in your awkward, clumsy ways. It's adorable.
>>3995140
Orange is the new black taught me hate sex is the cure to everything.
>>3994973
Rest assured, I find it very enjoyable. As an Executor it's very pleasing when my subordinates are quick to get to the point.
>Her eyes move lower and then to back up to his.
... not that I consider you one.
So do continue to speak freely.
>The glow of her eyes intensify slightly but noticeably while she looks at him.
>Less than 3 Avas are ERPing with anon
>The rest are shitposting/blogposting
>and then there's LD
I expect nothing and I'm still let down
>>3995041
(Thanks, Parsee. And hi, I haven't gotten the chance to personally say hi to you yet)
>>3995047
>nibbles at the cookie, smiling a bit
You're sweet, ahuhuhu~
>>3995064
Nnwell, I suppose...~
>>3995105
(Wait what)
>>3995140
>When you realise LD is why you shouldn't fuck kids.
>>3994684
>Gwen blushes, nuzzling against your hair with her chin.
It it's nothing Special! I don't really have any dresses or anything so I just put on my favorite hoody. Ive never dated royalty before so I'm kinda nervous.
>>3995095
But this is me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg
>>3995055
Maybe...
Do you need a hand getting that box of chocolates?
>>3995017
>It was you
Of course, of course it was. Thanks for giving me hope in these dark times. I would be trying to do some justice myself if I weren't sitting in the middle of wonderful summer power outages.
>>3995076
>>3995129
I could help you guys out with that some time. It's usually something very specific but I'm willing to bet there's something that can be done that would also do it for you.
