HG thread
GLADIATOR BEAST EDITION
>>3986787
You're special
>>3986794
...the fuck?
>>3986793
I know.
Everyone is special, baka.
>>3986806
You're really special
>>3986791 (Abuser-chan)
They wouldn't be Crimson Demons if they couldn't. I just do it better than everyone else.
>>3986811
Really, really special?
>>3986819
Yeah, that special
>>3986824
Really, really, really special?
>>3986815
...Do they also run out of energy that quick?
What time do the interesting avas wake up?
By interesting, I mean not you boring shitters btw.
>>3986799
Pokemon Go is taking over the world
You better start playing before you hang behind
>>3986836
Never.
The endless sleep has finally claimed all the earth in its malign grasp.
>>3986842
>Your device isn't compatible
Well fuck me...
>>3986836
>It's saturday, people're sleeping in
>>3986867
>Sunday for me
>Have to get up at 6 for work
fuck life
>>3986864
That might be a region lock, it's only out in some countries.
You can download the APK and install it anyway.
The only thing you need is Android 4.4 or higher, GPS, and if you want to use the augmented reality, a gyrometer and camera.
>>3986833
YES!
>>3986835
No. But they are not as dedicated as I am to explosions.
>>3986867
Yes, that's why I asked when the interesting people will wake up so I don't have to scroll past so much of your awful bullshit.
>>3986888
Awww, thanks!
I didn't think I was that special, but I'm glad someone thinks so.
>>3986890
Aaaah, so you're just a specialist. Why that?
>>3986892
>We get it, you don't like us or want to stir shit and are making it known to the world. Might be better off just closing the tab and doing something else for an hour or two.
>>3986878
>Life goddamn sucks sometimes.
>>3986867
>People are sleeping in
>People are busy
>People have lives
>New vidya came out
Fucking excuses, why can't you admit that this place just fucking sucks?
>>3986906
Shut the fuck up, Aussa.
>>3986906
>Might be better off just closing the tab and doing something else for an hour or two
Cause that'll help, right?
>>3986836
>implying im going to stop lurking for some cancerous fuck like you
kek
>>3986907
>opinions
>>3986893
By special I mean retarded
>>3986906
Shit needs to be stirred when it needs to be stirred and having some uninteresting cocksucker telling people to get off the thread because they realize how boring all of you are is a good reason for people to push back and start some shit. You're the root of the problem.
>>3986923
>All opinions are wrong
>"I think fucking little boys are okay"
>People who aren't fucked in the head can tell which opinions matter or not
Not surprised.
>>3986906
Because explosions are the best type of magic possible.
>>3986934
>>3986926
Oh, well that's not too nice of you.
And wrong, but whatever.
>>3986907
>I'm just gonna remain semi-confident that you're just poking fun at things, there.
>>3986920
>Well you wouldn't have much to complain about here, at least.
>>3986929
>One person's opinion isn't the opinion of everyone. Not you, not me. If you're finding the current events boring, it just seems to me that one shouldn't continue to stay in a place that's just stripping away at their entertainment.
>>3986911
>Yeah, I know. Sorry, shutting up about it now.
>>3986940
I mean, like...best how? I can't deny th'power, but...it just seems a bit, y'know, not always the most efficient.
>>3986934
>my opinion is fact!!!! belieb me gaiz!!1
>ur fucked in the head if u dont!!!!
Not surprised.
We're all just extras and special guest appearances in the dead hour series "The Aussa and Kamina Show". Complete with autistic opinions, memes, and shitposting with no actual Good Games or interesting avas 99% of the time.
Everybody just shut the fuck up for two seconds and take a look at this >>3986120
>>3986941
Yeah, I bet you don't fucking get it.
You're the type of cockb8 who would cop out to ">opinions" when people flame shit that's obviously shit thinking it will magically not make it shit
>>3986952
That's your opinion.
>>3986957
This. Dance for me you fucking puppets and stop being so fucking awful. You're killing my ratings.
>>3986952
>Kissu
>>3986963
>why should we, it's not the same HG
>>3986964
>>3986963
Who tf cares
>>3986985
>not looking in the thread
Stfu cirshit
>>3986957
>Sorry, I'm not really in no condition to host right now, back for entire lack of improvements and the fact that I'm simply trying to endure long enough to reset my sleep schedule.
>>3986999
Hoshi.
>>3986963
Wow. Hoshi throwing another tantrum. Don't see that every single day in our own threads.
I love the irony that the thread is bitching about HG spreading its cancer and nobody gave a shit except Hoshi who goes in and rants about the same tired bullshit he always does.
>>3986966
Is it though?
Where's your evidence to call me a silly?
>>3986982
>memes on you
>>3987002
>oh , it's just Hoshi
>still
>>3986963
holy fuck, l don't want to read Hoshi's thesis on a random number generator
Go fap or something, you nignogs are way too wound up.
>>3987010
>Confusing anger for passion
Grow the fuck up.
If you don't care, just leave people who do alone.
>>3987022
Stay mad, Hoshi. Only one buying your bullshit is you.
>>3986954
That is it, the power. It doesn't need to be efficient as long as I hit my target.
>having passions
It's 2016 apathy is the new thing
Join your fellow man and do nothing
And people will still deny that Hoshi is the cancer killing the hunger games.
Post crazy hg theories
daily reminder that hoshi is a legitimate sociopath.
>>3987041
Nobody here has irl friends or hobbies
>>3987032
...You just really, really like it, don't you?
>>3987048
>Most people in Pasadena are assholes, but I do have gunpla now and then.
>>3987041
Junko is still Hoshi's friend and the rivalry is all an act
>>3987048
I have IRL friends and never made HG friends
>people still don't know HG is the laughing stock of /trash/
>literally being the trash of a trash board on a site for trash
Holy fuck it's surprising not more of you have killed yourselves yet
>>3987031
>what is the silent majority
>what is the cancerous vocal minority
>Car revs
>opens the window
So where is everybody.
>???
>>3987059
>furries and fags with fetishes so garbo not even /d/ wants them
>mattering
Yeah no
>>3987062
>people are silent on HG
ALLOW ME TO LAUGH HARDER
>>3987053
Explosions are one of the greatest things to exist! My admiration for them has solid foundation to stand on!
>>3987059
>implying most of us even care
>implying most of us give a shit about the rest of trash's opinion.
>>3987064
Hiding.
stand tall Emmer
I'll be home in like 10 minutes or so to host, so get the cocks out of your asses and behave until Daddy gets home, okay?
>>3987064
Gah! Er...resting, probably?
>>3987071
Y'know. if it weren't for the fact I've heard'a similar people back home I'd call ya crazy, but at least you've got that passion. How's someone even stumble on 'ta such an obsession, anyhow...?
>>3987067
>furries and fags with fetishes so garbo not even /d/ wants them
That's the fucking point, even the trash of the trash of society thinks you're a bunch of cancerous pathetic fuckers.
>>3987088
>>3987064
Sleeping or busy, like usual.
>>3987090
They hate us cause they ain't us
>>3987089
That is private, fool. Now is your interrogation done?
>>3987090
See l hear what you're saying, but those people also believe being a furfag isn't cancer so their judgment means less than nothing
>>3987087
Aw man., l didn't wanna cry today
>>3987080
Oh.
>car revs
>>3987089
Well then.
>closes the window
>The engine of the Porche 911 roars
>>3987095
>opens the window again
That should woke them up.
>???
Last time I posted so early in a HG thread I was still sane in the head.
Since you fucks are being more cancerous than usual Dr.Rollins will give you double hosting dose today.
I know I know, I'm a great man.
Entry post in 20 minutes.
>>3987088
The production called, you're awarded a day off.
>>3987059
Keep living in your delusion. HG's the only redeeming thing about /trash/ but your degenerate brain will lie you to think it's not the case.
>>3987109
This. Diaper dogfuckers don't get to have an opinion.
>>3987087
>>3987108
Hey, I'm just curious, sorry.
>>3987121
Huzzah.
>>3987121
Aw shit, nice! I'm going to go spend it with my senpai-
>
>>3987088
>>3987128
I do not care for you or your morbid curiosity.
>>3987131
>Fuck the filters
>>3987121
>opens the window
>Gives a thumbs up
>Proceeds to accelerate towards the highway at 300km/h
>>3987121
Thank you for gracing us of your presence
>>3987108
Pull your dress up, kohai!
>>3987148
...okay.
>>3987142
Whats so morbid about it?
>>3987153
Good.
>dissappears around the corner
>Mfw Facebook quality memes
>>3987168
>>3987159
How obsessive it is.
WAKE UP HG
>>3987185
You're the obsessed one, here. Eh, whatever...I got some things I should probably do anyhow.
>>3987196
I have work in like 10 minutes
>>3987196
Noooooooo
>>3987197
Then finally leave my presence!
>>3987203
>>3987203
>Smacks ass
>>3987196
>>3987214
>She fixes herself
W-What?
>>3987215
It's not even 10 am yet! Don't do that!
>>3987196
GRAB A LITTLE SHADE AND MAKE UP
>>3987204
Yeah, yeah....
>>3987203
>takes her top off
>>3987228
nevermind.
>>3987239
Move with haste! Move along!
>>3987242
>Slaps your hand away
Stop that already!
>>3987243
No no, you can tell me!
>>3987259
Well you weren't dressed, but not anymore, so nevermind.
>>3987259
B-But the DFC...
>>3987268
I don't need to give her a speech just to tell her to go away.
ENTRY POST IN 2 MINUTES
>>3987278
just explode her bich
>>3987264
I just rolled out of bed, you should have joined me!
>>3987267
I don't know what that means!
>>3987286
>leans in to whisper
Delicious flat chest.
>>3987284
She isn't worth the effort.
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
>>3987298
do it anyways, unless your explosions are too wimpy to do it?
>>3987284
I bet I could wall it off anyways.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WELCOME, TO THE TWELVE EDITION OF RIGGINSMANIA
I'LL NEED 36 OF YOU JABRONIS IN MY RING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW TO COMPETE FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP !
A NAME, AN IMAGE AND YOU'LL BE ALL SET !
>A Clawed Girl walks into the thread
Good afternoon.
>>3987326
Haru Ichinose
>>3987289
A-Anon, its 10am... go away for 12 or so hours. Or forever, that works too.
>>3987326
Illya
>>3987326
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3987306
>>3987309
>>3987313
No, I shall not! Quit trying to bring out my wrath!
![LEEMOONYOUNG[9999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6N0ChSe.jpg "LEEMOONYOUNG[9999].jpg")
>>3987326
Lee Moon Young
>>3987326
Fyxe, the Karate Dog
>>3987326
Otori Mio
>>3987326
Lord Beerus
>>3987326
Maria and Harusame
>>3987326
V Lila F
>>3987326
Rika
>>3987326
Shinjin Succubus
>>3987316
>>3987326
Eris
>>3987326
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3987326
Lynette Bishop
>>3987326
Aldebaran
>>3987326
David Bowie
>>3987326
Guiltia Sin Jurai; Sinner of Legend!
>>3987326
Rockruff
>>3987326
Wrestling DogMom
>>3987326
Cirno
Sodia Neverichi
>>3987326
Mononobe no Futo
>>3987326
Funpost Doggo
>>3987326
Francesca
Hijiri Byakuren
>>3987326
THE UNDERTAKER
>>3987326
Paulie the Traitor
>>3987326
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS
>>3987326
Clawdia
>>3987326
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3987338
Just as I suspected, your explosions are too weak, so that's why you're not using them
>>3987326
Mil Muertes
>>3987326
Konjiki no Yami
>>3987326
Voyevoda
>>3987326
Eggman-kun
>>3987326
Kanbaru
>>3987331
Hello Clawdia. Good afternoon too.
>>3987326
Neferpitou
>>3987326
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3987393
please be real
(Nemesis, are you here? This is RebelAnon; I'd like to continue our session from earlier!)
>>3987442
>>3987378
I do not have someone to tend to me afterwards, so I will not risk myself by doing so. Fool.
>>3987326
White Peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rynFC5C85OI
>I'm in The Shield district
DELIGHTFUL
By the way, big announcement planned for tonight.
So catch up with PrimeTime.
IN THE MEANTIME
WE HAVE 36 JABRONIS TO BEAT THE EVER LIVING HELL OUT OF EACH OTHERS FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE SECOND HG INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION.
>>3987474
I'm a crabby hound.
>>3987395
Hello you, that I never got the name of, was it Fyxe? Or Cyxe?
>>3987474
It looks good, brother. Even if I don't really fit the whole darkness theme of our little team.
![LEEMOONYOUNG[0368].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/59hwyer.jpg "LEEMOONYOUNG[0368].jpg")
>>3987474
>Doors open
>Enters the arena
>>3987474
Looks good deny the swap.
>>3987482
Been a while
>>3987474
Kuhuhuhu...do you feel that, tributes? That is the fear I instill in you! It's not too late to back out and keep your life, you know!
>>3987442
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
>>3987497
fk off hoshi
>>3987474
A succubus and a god. Yay. Let's just go.
>>3987474
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game is ready for action!
![LEEMOONYOUNG[0483].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w9v5QYD.jpg "LEEMOONYOUNG[0483].jpg")
>>3987503
My fans are watching, I better not disappoint!
>>3987474
Looks good to me!
>>3987500
Umm no, that's just my stomach. I haven't eaten breakfast yet.
>>3987466
i'll tend to you, it'll be worth it just to see her get exploded
>>3987474
A team made of girls?
Hmmm... and they seems quite strong too, well I can go with that.
>>3987492
And why not Dyxe while you're at it? Jeez I hope you're joking...
.
.
.
It's Fyxe......
>>3987474
And here I am once again. Not knowing what will happen to me.
>>3987500
So that was that weird feeling in my stomach. I thought it was just my breakfast.
>>3987532
now this is a loli i want to marry
>>3987415
>>3987415
I think
>>3987474
Commence the operation
>>3987338
>>3987468
>>3987474
If there is time.
>>3987534
Could you keep that information to yourself? It is really disturbing.
>>3987521
>>3987529
Fyxe, sounds familiar.
>>3987550
What's disturbing about marriage? If I said I wanted to procreate with you I'd understand where you're coming from, but I didn't.
>>3987468
Keep your forces for the 48 one of tonight my man.
>>3987482
I may be dazed as fuck but you don't fool me twice.
>>3987474
ALRIGHT HERE WE GO
We thank you very much for this Idol performance tributes.
Don't mind if I keep the recorded tape though, for reasons.
>>3987526
The last faceless robbed me. I do not trust you.
>>3987521
N-No, it's fear...! Trust me, it would be unthinkable for someone like me to not know these things!
>>3987533
Why do you people keep bringing up breakfast...? It's making me hungry... Uh, that is...you too feel afraid, Miss President? As anticipated, ahaha...
>>3987562
Didst I do something to deserve this?
>>3987559
That's disturbing.
>>3987562
T-There are worse things to do though...
W-Wait it was recorded?
>>3987566
Pretty sure I'm just hungry. Have any food on you?
>>3987564
i'm completely trustworthy, you can count on me, promise
>>3987562
What ails you, comrades?! Our performance was wonderful! Sure, a lot of us forgot our lines, and there was that part where I fell off the stage...but otherwise it was an utterly splendid performance! Do you think we'll get an award?!
>>3987562
>Thanks for hosting.
>>3987562
I just told them that there's no need to buy pyro and other things from the money I gave them.
They can just use the money itself for that!
>>3987566
I'm not sure. If it's not my breakfast, that must be the only real reason!
>>3987560
Well, sure it is since I've told it to you many times...
>>3987562
Nothing's gonna ever keep me down Clawdia!
I'll make Mr Miyagi proud and win this tournament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE
>>3987562
The preparations are complete.
Let us begin
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>>3987562
Just let me take my own life. That's the only way for me to forget this whole thing actually happening.
>>3987561
That is another level of disturbing. But a faceless man that probably have not talked to me or in any way interact with me before talking about marriage. That is also disturbing.
>>3987562
Oww. Talking about courtesy for guests...
>>3987559
kek
>>3987596
goddammit
>>3987582
Denied. She is already gone anyways.
>>3987591
No, I mean it sounds like an animal.
>>3987562
That's not very nice to say Neferpitou.
Those fucking trombones are the devil incarnate.
I'm everyone's ideal soulmate.
Stop this.
>>3987581
Wh- B-But... Doesn't my dark, forbidden visage terrify you?! Does it not root you in place, unable to move in fear of meeting your maker?!
>>3987588
You have no need to be afraid, dear President...for now... Stay out of my destructive path and you'll remain unharmed!
>>3987562
>>3987581
>>3987598
>>3987615
This is why I don't sing.
>>3987602
I've both talked and interacted with you prior to this. As a smarter of fact you almost killed me with your blade hand thingy.
>>3987615
This is the first time I'm actually happy about losing so early on. Thank you for the game, brother.
The Game.
>>3987628
>smarter
Matter*
Mobile posting reeee
>>3987615
It's nothing personal. This is merely for the purpose of pinpointing your weaknesses.
>>3987602
Punctuation can help....
That was my bad.
>>3987628
Oh. That faceless man. What do you want this time.
>>3987615
Mphfmphf!!!!
>You will regret this!
>>3986836
Am I interesting?
t. Bolin
>>3987622
>stops this
>>3987615
Shit like this makes me regret my aversion to not hitting girls.
>>3987622
Will do when you assassinate me.
>>3987615
>>3987629
You went out the manliest way possible. Peace to your soul brother.
>>3987614
Oh, Well....my parent we'ren't the most creative folks around.
At least your name is still related to what you are without being too obvious.
>>3987615
Are chewing-gums allowed on the ring? I feel like it could be used for an awesome move!
>>3987615
Maybe Berserker could use this, I've no need for it.
>>3987624
Nope, not at all. I'd be more afraid of a single bee than you.
>>3987615
Looking back on our...previous performance...I suppose it wasn't as grandiose as I believed... Mine heart is pierced by shame! Will I ever live past this? Or am I doomed to dwell in my own agonising despair?!
>>3987615
Fear me! I will claw you to the hell! In the cell!
>>3987615
I have no idea what just happened, but your passion for blowing bubble gum touched my heart!
>>3987624
Nope. I think it was just my breakfast. Even when I thought you were a criminal, you were still far from threatening.
>>3987655
I still feel dirty about that.
>>3987648
I want to marry you. Still.
>>3987631
TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAME
>>3987658
I gave myself my name, I didn't really have one when I came here.
>>3987667
Source on this semen demon?
>happily licking up honey straight from the jar
