Hunger Games Thread
HG
>>3970322
Looks good, and good job on the spot consumer
>>3970322
Looks good host!
Let's begin!
>>3970322
>readies self for the upcoming match
>>3970277
>waves lazily
>>3970322
Let's begin
>>3970264
Hey Fyxe!
>>3970273
End your life, that's the better solution
>>3970282
Already done
>>3970283
Hey, brown ball
If I don't see a Lilly Satou avafag by the next game I'll do something bad.
>>3970322
Ready.
>>3970322
Let's try this again. I'm ready!
>>3970340
It's Magolor
>>3970344
>>3970350
Yeah, that's what I said
>>3970340
What's good?
Hyper for the football finals, I presume?
>>3970322
Oh no, why am I in a district with another demon king and a freakshow. But nonetheless. It is better than useless teams.
>>3970340
>Fuck you frenchie. Portugal will win.
>>3970339
>waves back
It's good to see you again!
>>3970322
Ready
>>3970344
>Who?
>>3970322
Oh great, I'm with Sunset, just greeaaaaat.
>>3970358
Whatever.
>>3970344
fuck off bolin
Sorry to cut it short, but I've gotta run. See you guys later.
>He glides away on a sheet of ice, and accidentally knocks over the poster below.
>>3970359
We already win, I don't worry for this
Day's been pretty good so far, I hope this will continue
>>3970363
>Portugal
>Winning
Pick one
>kidnaps Camilla
Yarra Yarra~
>>3970387
Don't call me though, guys, I never respond. And how a Yukkuri can use a phone anyway?
>>3970387
>
>>3970396
See you!
>>3970366
Dork.
>>3970387
I shall become the empress of chess.
>>3970402
>>3970387
>>3970364
>>3970387
>hoists onto shoulders and walks away
>falls from the sky
>lands face flat into the ground
>>3970394
I really,, really like this post. I like these posts actually, they're phrases so common that there's no weight to them anymore.
>>3970387
And why are we doing this again?
>>3970412
I am asking though... Why are we doing this? I rather stay quiet and never going to respond to you guys anyway.
>>3970402
Uh..... Kidnapping again already?
>>3970387
You're dang right I can!
>>3970434
Sir! Are you alright!?
>>3970434
You should probably work on those flying skills Adrian. Music is good but it's not all.
How are ya, pale dude?
>>3970398
Yeah, you're probably right about that. Let's hope it'll be a massacre... for them
>>3970451
Everyone's a critic.
>>3970434
>kills you
>>3970451
As much as I'd like to go on a shopping spree. I have other plans for this day. My apologies.
>You all hear howling in the distance
>>3970443
It's all for appearance Ross. I actually have 500 friends of facebook, and I don't even know 20 of them.
You'll be just another march on the stairs of my social ascension, as cynic as it sounds...
>>3970451
I bet they would be, you know.
If I knew them.
>>3970467
What's that?!
>>3970443
With a prize like her around? What do you think!
>>3970421
Shhhhh.
>>3970465
Hey~
>>3970451
>
>>3970467
The dogs?!
Not again...
>>3970451
Don't know if you can shine like I do guys, let me handle this okay? I'm the more /fa/shionable of all here.
>>3970490
What are you doing?
>>3970451
I believe my hunting hat counts as fashionable.
>>3970398
>Better than your frenchy ass winning.
>>3970451
In the grand tournament, Either you win or you die.
>>3970467
Oh my... wolves.
>>3970477
Heck I don't have anyone on facebook. Somebody sent a friend request, I decline.
I don't follow people on twitter but I manage to land 1000 followers.
>>3970490
WHAT PRIZE!
>>3970488
>>3970499
>>3970509
>Me and my new pack come from the shadows
BARK BARK BARK
>>3970490
Yes? Is there something the matter?
Tigres a shit.
>>3970520
And this is how you properly hit someone with a paddle. You're welcome.
>>3970509
1000 followers, man that's...
Are you a local celebrity or something?
>>3970518
FUCK!
>runs to house
>>3970520
Well... he kinda is I mean...
Purple is a pretty gay color... but I'm a woman, so it doesn't work on me
>>3970525
This
>>3970446
>>3970454
>he seems to be sleeping.
>>3970462
>i know it's you bolin, so fuck off
>>3970544
>We get a whiff of your scent right away
>I bark to my fellow companions that we are out for blood in your case
>We all start growling and scratching at your front door
BARK BARK BARK
>>3970518
Jesus. I never liked dogs. I prefer wolves for a reason.
>>3970520
Oi! You will never be the best. You're shit. No one will beat Germany.
>>3970544
I don't know. I barely know them either. I am just not bothered to follow them back. which is why my follow list only consist of 1 name.
>>3970509
>We won the World Champions, don't be so salty about losing to a dentist
>>3970518
Dogs?
>>3970520
But you didn't hear it from me...
>>3970558
Huh, what a strange man...
>>3970571
>Sniffs at you
>Pisses on your leg
>Walks back to the pack
>>3970520
Those kids sure are noisy, let's silence those giggles with another sound
>Loads weapon behind them
That's better...
>>3970588
sorry faggot
>>3970544
delete this
>>3970509
>she laughs at how sense you are
Her you idiot!
>>3970502
Just giving her some... "Pirate hospitality" little guy.
>>3970524
How would you like to be a pirate for a day?
>>3970402
>>3970569
A chance I bought this from the mall yesterday...
>I aim for the closet
>I take an actual KIBBLES CANON™
>I open the windows
>I start firing at your pack
EAT THIS, RUNTS!!
>>3970571
Yeah but I mean, you don't get 1000 followers out of the blue, unless they're all bots...
>>3970588
It's important to be as PC as possible! As it ignores everything wrong with the world and makes sure people are happy instead of taking note on how unjust the world actually is.
>>3970588
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Now we're all very fashionable. Especially you Toad, you're mah boi.
>>3970622
delete this
>>3970619
That doesn't sound pleasant.
>>3970619
I don't think my brother the king of Nohr would allow me to stoop that low. But I admit the life of a swashbuckling seabandit does sound charming if it's anything like the stories I was told as a little girl.
>>3970638
delete this
>>3970590
>wakes up
By the lord, I shouldn't have stayed up all night.
>gets up and dusts off
>>3970558
>>3970622
>Cooking noises
>>3970650
There's some irony in this, I'm sure of it.
>>3970591
>kicks the dog
AND THIS IS WHY I PREFER CATS!
>>3970619
What's so good about her?
>>3970622
Well the twitter is a verified account. It is prone to get more follows.
>>3970650
>push
Oh hey dude did not see you were there
Well.... Gotta go!
>>3970588
Aren't we supposed to be silent in a place like this?
>>3970650
Any time now that guy will die once he steps past the door.
>>3970588
Done yet?
>>3970650
whoopsie
>>3970665
>adds 5 pounds of icecubes into the dish
>>3970664
You know you were falling from the sky, right?
>>3970665
What are you making?
>>3970650
Hmm the Exorcist?
Well, it was pretty good movie for its time, but the wait for the scary stuff to happen is actually more scary than the scary stuff itself... You feel me?
>>3970664
Oh hum... hello Adrian, what's up? Want a beer to help you start the day fresh?
>>3970665
That's a nice scent, what do you have in today's menu?
Post avas and rate.
>>3970702
delete this
>>3970656
It's only for a day, and trust me, they are a LOT like those stories.
>>3970670
>She just looks at you with a blank expression.
You're a faggot aren't you.
>>3970647
Oh sure it might not SOUND it-
>>3970722
>>3970722
Oh your hair is absolutely stunning! What dyes and hair products do you girls use to keep it that pristine?
>>3970670
You can't have 1000 follower without being some kind of famous person Ross.
I mean, even I don't have 500 follower on twitter, I do nothing but take selfies on that thing....
>>3970722
Hum... Hello, so we're best friends and all now?
At least it's with you girls, you're all very pretty..
>>3970722
I'm not sure what was all that about, but I think this will make me sort of popular with the young lads.
>>3970729
While it does sound tempting. I am afraid I have to decline - respectfully.
>>3970691
That was extremely rude. Now this will take longer.
>>3970699
I'm not certain yet.
>>3970715
Something with saury, and chicken.
>>3970717
Sure.
>>3970699
>rubs forehead
Yes, I'm aware of that. I usually land correctly but sleep deprivation ain't fun.
>>3970702
No, that'll only make it worse. How you are doin'?
>doesn't reply to slides
"Cancer"
>replies to slides
"Your RP is cancer kys"
>>3970773
I don't know. But atleast we don't look so dead and cold than those two guys. Wouldn't you agree?
>>3970722
A big toad
getting smashed on a small road
>>3970729
You fucking what? I would ask the same thing to you, Are you a lesbian?
>>3970744
I am a hero. That is all I am telling ya.
>>3970762
I did not even realize it is a hot dish. I thought you're making a parfait or an azuki bean porridge.
>>3970773
I am the better dancer! None can defeat me!
>>3970773
hot stuff coming through
>>3970773
>>3970773
Well, Adrian is already an aquintance. So I guess I'm lucky...
>>3970780
Sure? I always drink when I wake up, well, more for me
>gulps it down
Aaah, that hit the spot~
Well, nothing special. I mean Games and games. I'm just an average girl....
What did you do last time to be that tired anyway?
>>3970807
Really? Woo... I never met a real hero...
And what hero stuffs are you doing exactly? Saving princesses 'n all?
>>3970818
Just stick to Soccer Klopp... It's better for you...
>>3970818
I am not a good chess player. But certainly better than any of you.
>>3970825
Nah. I saved the whole continent from a demon king.
>>3970729
Ok?
>>3970762
You probably should have first.
>>3970780
So this is a common thing for you?
>>3970717
>
>>3970825
Well, I decided to stay up for 2 days straight cause I got a real good idea for a song.
>>3970852
Flying? Yes. Sleep deprivation? No.
>>3970717
>Top Secret Hint: I just started using it yesterday
>>3970865
Atleast I can continue working on my knitting expertise...
>>3970807
I don't know how to make a parfait and I don't have any beans of any kind on me if I did want such a dish.
>>3970852
I have plenty of time to decide, especially since ice was put in the pot where I was boiling the water.
>>3970870
And you're able to fly; How exactly?
>>3970865
You're... a bubble wizard.
The diary literally says bubble bubble bubble wizard.
>>3970882
So what were you cooking then?
>Violent coughing can be heard.
>>3970898
And this is why you don't smoke!
>>3970851
Oh yeah, that's like the second kind of hero after princesses saviors... And the 3rd ones are defeating false gods with ominous latin music on the background....
Still it's a pretty great feat you did. Saving a whole continent and only have 1000 followers... but maybe they're all dead...
>>3970865
No...
>>3970717
>
>>3970870
Really? Is it finished? I'd like to hear it...
>>3970906
>>3970882
Well, alright then.
>>3970898
Are you alright?
>>3970865
>>3970762
I believe you intend to share your cooking with us? Or do I have to endure the punishment of smelling your meal without touching it?
>>3970906
Well... I actually dye my hair, it does really good results... but it's a real pain in the ass to achieve it.
>>3970906
I have given you the courtesy of a princess of Nohr, so called Admiral. And I will withdraw it from this point forward. Effective immediately.
>>3970906
HEY ANONS! GIVE ME (YOU)S!
>>3970913
But then again, the one who lives in that continent is pretty low. Getting 1000 followers itself is already amazing.
>>3970717
>>3970950
oh.
>>3970953
>gives (You)
>>3970953
Oooh, I see. It was lost continent maybe?
Atlantis? Zeal?
>>3970950
If we spy him long enough, we'lle be able to be absolute madmen ourselves...
>>3970950
God or not. Nobody insults my siblings like that without punishment!
>>3971002
>
>>3970897
As I've already said, a dish or two primarily made up of saury and chicken.
>>3970920
I may need to put the meat back in the cold if it takes too long to boil.
>>3970934
I hadn't intended to feed anyone else here. But if you acquire more suitable ingredients, I might make a little extra.
>>3970717
>>3971034
Do you need any help?
>>3970979
No. The continent is now named after me.
>>3970972
Thanks.
>>3971002
I REALLY DIED BECAUSE I WAS A FUCKING MULTIPLE GIRLS AT ONCE!? WHAT!?
>>3971034
>he extracts the excess water from the ice
What kind of dish has 2 proteins that comes from different places.
>went for food
>>3970890
To be sincere I don't know. I woke up with it one day.
>>3970913
Nope, still ain't done. I just need to work out a few kinks and see if a singer could be use to complement it.
>>3971020
I know it is improper of me to ask. But you don't carry any diseases that could prove hazardous to my well-being, do you?
>its 4 am
Gonna try sleep now guys.
This is getting out of hand.
>>3971049
I do not.
>>3971053
This one.
>>3971053
So.... the Ross continent?
Well... that's the first time I hear about something like that... You're some kind of president too?
>>3971067
You're lucky I have thick skin.. or fur, well whatever... No I don't have any diseases, unless we're talking about macromastia. You can be at peace Ma'am...
>>3971065
Really?
That's weird.
>>3971091
Oh.
Well, I must be going, I have to check up on the Lor Starcutter.
Farewell.
>>3971065
Well, when you finish it, I want to be one of the first to hear it. You know, I always discovered songs 20 or 30+ years after their release... It'll be a first for me.
>>3971119
Okay. No more drinks for today....
>>3971084
Good bye Ross, sleep well!
>>3971169
Sorry Sunset... it's a powerful drug...
Once you taste it......
>>3971117
Once again, my apologies. Good luck on your future endeavors, Miss.
>courtesy bow
>>3971126
Farewell.
>>3971126
I gotta say I agree. Well I gotta go now. Nice meeting ya.
>flies into the sky like a drunken bee
>>3971149
Alrighty then, I'll make sure to let you know when it's ready. I must go now, cause I want to keep working on that song.
>flies into the sky like a drunken bee
>>3971169
I'm driving with my eyes closed you know!? Hahahahahah!
>>3971034
What are you looking for, young miss?
>>3971204
Hum? Oh, no need to bow, I'm nothing at all, I deserve all this...
But I thank you. Take care
>>3971234
Good bye Adrian! Make it awesome for me, okay?
>>3971222
I doubt you want to "get warm" with an ice statue like this guy here...
>>3971222
Like it was changing anything for me...
>tfw you expect to never play Pokemon Go, but you give it a try and slowly get addicted
>>3971271
Good job Ice cube, you really take your new membership at heart right?
But I'm afraid, you'll have to let me win this one....
What is it with Steven King and Maine?
>>3971255
More saury, though some sort of shellfish might make a good addition to the meal.
>>3971297
>Steven King
>>3971326
All his stories take place in Maine
>>3971315
dont text and drive kids
>>3971315
That must be the most ironic final I ever saw.
Well, congratulation Ice cube.
And thanks for hosting... twice! host
>>3971332
>>Steven King
It's Stephen you uncultured swine
Also Children of the Corn takes place in Nebraska
>>3971358
Thanks for hosting
>>3971387
Sorry, my mistake
>>3971314
Saury and some shellfish, let's give my companion a bit of freedom and let this task to him.
>A black creature appears behind Satou.
You know what to do
"..."
>>3971396
Thank you for giving us this stage.
>>3971397
>Kissu
Is okay
>>3971396
Thanks for hosting!
>>3971415
Okay but you have to admit that a load of his stories:
>Take place in main
>have an alcoholic in the story
>have an adulterer in the story
>dissapointing endings
>>3971426
>>dissapointing endings
Agreed
The Mist's book ending is horrible
In a good way
>>3971426
Did you watch Nostalgia Critic's unfunny videos?
>>3971396
Thanks.
>>3971409
What is this companion of yours? I've never seen anything like it.
>>3971463
It's good background noise, don't judge
>>3971426
That's the Stephen King formula.
It's his way of lampshading depressing escapism, with a drunk sitting in the rain, the adventurer he'll never be, and a disappointing ending, just like the drunk's life.
NEW GAME WHEN
>>3971472
I have no idea, but I can use him to do all sort of things. It's like a dog but better!
>The monster rushes to find the ingredients.
>I have to make a run for a thing or two, I'll be back soonish.
>>3971517
Is there a template for this?
>>3971537
Is it your first day on the internet?
>>3971515
I see. I'll be washing everything first anyway, so I suppose I don't need to be too concerned.
>Going now, see you soonish.
>>3971537
This site buddy
http://photofunia.com/categories/all_effects/morning_news
megumin
>>3971568
Yes mortal?
>>3971547
>Farewell.
>>3971602
i love you
>>3971602
>>3971593
try killing me now you little shit
>>3971593
>No bulge
Hmmmmm
>>3971633
Fyxe is a menace to society
>>3971633
>even the shitposts are getting worse
God save the HG
>>3971643
kek
>>3971632
The feeling is one-sided.
H-haha, I can be funny too guys, ha...
>>3971665
o-oh...
>>3971643
chuckled
>>3971695
>posting loli
u fucked up
>>3971707
Looks like a thousand year-old dragon to me, matey.
>>3971715
for the last time people:
Loli is bodytype, not age!
>>3971634
>Pulls out a rocket launcher
EXPLOSION!
>Shoots you
>>3971723
>literally 0 damage because oldschool prayer that blocks it all
Well.
HG is officially dead.
>>3971770
this is why you shouldnt even bother with the crimson demon.
Wiz exists, guys
>>3971805
aqua is for sexual, not wiz
>>3971821
Aqua is a whining little bitch.
Wiz is sweet and cuddly
>>3971858
>21 August 2015
Is that the day he was born?
>>3971876
No, to the best of my memory that was the day I first posted here.
>>3971885
kys bolin
>>3971840
exactly
aqua is for sexual and wiz is for cuddles
>>3971913
knew it was you
kys bolin
>>3971922
Aqua is for calling a bitch.
Wiz is for building a relationship with overtime, making it blossom into an once in a life time experience.
>bolin's cancerous ass is the death of hg
Fucking pathetic.
>>3971913
This is a repulsive meme, I am impressed by the shit quality
>>3971919
Sure
>>3971945
Same
>>3971932
Nope, even I can't make such cancerous material.
>>3971960
>>3971980
>a minute and 5 seconds
>>3971995
Yeah, they're both me. The second post was referring to me not being able to produce such shit memes.
>>3972011
kys bolin
>>3971948
this
>>3972023
When somebody hosts
>performs CPR on HG
come on baby I invested too much time into you don't die on me now!
>>3972034
I don't think that's gunna help
>>3971945
>not /hga/
>not /sanc/
>not more than a year of shitty community atmosphere
>it's bolin
>bolin killed the games
Wew
>>3972034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkH7CLY_cV4
stop..my heart can't take this...
>>3972034
NUUUUUUUUUUURSE CHAAAAAAAN! THE ZAPPERS!
>>3972065
How the fuck did I kill the games?
I'm just doing a tad bit of shitposting here and there.
>>3972065
>that one time bolin got banned and it stopped the shitposters
What a fucking hero
coca-cola was invented today
>>3972108
>>3972108
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>3972120
I'm really not a hero anon, I'm a cancer. I'm too lazy and stupid to think of events for my game, I'm not even rping, I'm just here. I am not a hero at all, I'm not suited for this place.
>>3972142
What does irony means?
>>3972157
Then leave, Bolin. Leave and don't come back again, don't even come on 4chan until you're old enough to use the damn site
>>3972186
kek
>>3972182
I can't. The "You can never leave" meme is for real, I'm too attached to the people here to ever leave. The inevitability of HG dying scares me.