Hungry Game thread for our lovely new host!
I'M THE HERO~!
>inb4 more bitching about standards and how all newfag games are shit
ALRIGHT MY WONDERFUL LISTENERS, GET READY FOR ONE HELL OF A RADIO SHOW YOU'LL NEVER FORGET!!!! LET'S MAKE THIS MORNING ONE TO NEVER FORGET!!
>>3964531
Can I be next host?
>>3964461
It's not an old fag mindset
it's a hardworking fag mindset vs lazy mindset
continue being lazy while others surpass you
Brother Hoshi, my hg experiment is moving forward. Of the 3 you were the only to say no. We shall see if it flies.... or crashes
>>3964544
Elly
>>3964506
She was a demon, in the service of the god of Makai. Her name was...Yumeko. Her maid and right hand, very fond of throwing swords.
...We're used to such battles not being so..."fair" as spell cards. After all, my scythe is neither for show nor for melee, Hijirin.
>>3964544
Brad
>>3964544
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3964544
The Axis-Allied Powers
>>3964543
Name me two good newfags' games, I dare you.
You fucking can't.
>>3964544
Ririchiyo
>>3964544
Birb
>>3964544
Lord Beerus
>>3964558
Can you be cute?
>>3964544
Cirno
>>3964544
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3964544
Neferpitou
>>3964544
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3964544
Yukico-tan
>>3964544
Byakuren Hijiri
>>3964532
I understand perfectly.
I personally believe that some battles should be solved with one's own strength, but I'm likely biased, based on my magic.
>>3964555
You couldn't even name two newfag games because they don't exist.
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>If the person who wanted to play Mercy is here, I'm uploading the folder now.
>>3964572
Working on an mmo themed one atm. Will tell you how it goes.
>>3964544
Tuvalu
>>3964544
Scanty Demon~
>>3964544
Sleeping Ichigo
>>3964544
Anonydeath
>>3964570
I'm...less than certain you do. As it were, it was simply her ability. Back in those days, fights were essentially life-or-death, after all. I, for one, make full use of my abilities.
>>3964572
>Ahem.
>>3964544
King Kaito
>>3964544
Envy
>I can't react to slides at the moment because my internet is shitting up for a while so if someone else needs my spot they can take it.
>>3964544
The Better Game.
>>3964544
Hammer
>>3964544
Sunset
>>3964544
Aussa
>>3964544
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3964531
Kaga
what happened last thread
>>3964602
Don't worry m8. Once I actually sit down and get writing I got this.
>>3964609
People said Garnet was a good host and things got violent.
>>3964598
It's people like you who confirms that opinions can objectively be wrong.
It's not our fault if you were born a shithead.
>>3964588
Elly, my breed of magic is bodily amplification.
I'm not cut out for spellcard duels, or any fancy bullet dodging.
I'm glad that we have a way to solve issues without fatalities, I'm just not the best equipped to do well in them.
>>3964609
host shitposting and kamina shitposting
the usual
>>3964622
>immediately attack the person instead of the idea
Oldfag mindset.
Jamina plus give that anon Mercy if you're not going to use her
>>3964625
Irony: the post
except you one upped and made it a group of people
>>3964618
That's not even true.
Some retard said Kamina was the only good host left and obviously his defense force came in to add more fuel to the fire when he was told it wasn't the case.
GOOD THING I WAS ABLE TO KICK THAT GRUMPY GUY OUT, RIGHT?! YOU GUYS DESERVE ONLY THE LOUDEST HOST FOR A MORNING SHOW LIKE THIS!!!
>>3964623
I just endure and throw everything I can at the enemy...literally. And the spell cards are...something I'm not entirely used to yet, still. I'd only been introduced to the concept a few months ago, while I was stuck here.
>>3964630
>They said they're uploading the folder.
>>3964584
>sneaks up to sleeping Ichigo with pillow
>>3964637
It was the start. But yes more or less.
>>3964641
LOOKS GOOD, DUDE!
>>3964646
>Steals pillow
>>3964641
let's begin
The day Kamina dies is the day this community becomes great again.
>>3964637
>kamina fanboy
>implying i didnt just shitpost to shitpost
lel. stay mad.
>>3964641
Ready, sir.
>>3964641
Looks good.
SWP did nothing wrong.
>>3964650
Gues I will have to use something else as a pillow... or someone?
>>3964584
>>3964584
>>3964584
>>3964584
>>3964584
>>3964644
Now that's something I can relate to.
I only use my real magic for a single one of my spellcards, so I tend to be at a disadvantage in danmaku battles.
If I may ask, what kind of patterns do your spellcards use?
WE START OFF WITH A BEAUTIFUL BLOODBATH!!!
DON'T FRET BIRB, I'M SURE YOU'LL STAY CONNECT WITH US UNTIL THE VERY END OF TIME!!!
LORD BEERUS SURE DOES KNOW HOW TO CHARM THE LADIES! MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE HIM CO-HOST WITH ME WHEN WE'RE GIVING OUT LOVE ADVICE!!!
LOOKS LIKE ELLY IS COMPLETELY AGAINST THE FAMILY STATURE! WHAT A HORRID CREATURE SHE IS!!!
>>3964661
That's a lie.
>>3964679
I can use you as a meat shield this way
>>3964663
You sure about that m80? Don't have to if you don't want to
>anon that was considering Mercy
Seth, Aikawa, Rin, and I are the best hosts.
The three forementioned are the only ones I will agree as being better than me in a discussion about hosting.
>>3964670
Aw, you flatter me, dude~
>>3964679
...Does the death penalty still work in the arena?
>>3964671
>is asleep
>>3964694
This
>>3964674
They tend to be more floral-themed, if anything, I suppose. I only made them recently...and some of them simply emulate what I did back then. Otherwise....
>She shrugs awkwardly, before standing and picking up her scythe again
I just try to be as pragmatic as possible.
>>3964694
Goodnight Hoshi.
>>3964694
MY STUPID GIMMICK WILL PUSH ME TO THE TOP
LOOKS LIKE BRAD HAS US COVERED WITH THE SAD MUSIC!! LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS LITTLE GUITAR! WHAT A CHARMING INDIVIDUAL HE IS!!!
CIRNO'S LIFE IS SNOWBALLING OUT OF CONTROL, ISN'T IT??? HOPEFULLY SHE WARMS THAT HEART UP OF HERS AND BECOMES COOL ONCE AGAIN!!
NEFER....NERFPITC...
Uh, how do you say her name?
>...
What do you mean it's not a girl?
>...
What do you mean it's not a guy either?
>...
Well what the hell is that thing?
>>3964698
>puts head on sleeping bag
I wonder if she'd let me join...
>>3964709
You two are just jealous! That's it, jealous jealous jealous
>>3964694
Rinnu-chan is the best host~
>something small is walking on the floor
>a foot-length humanoid thing
>>3964694
Hosting rank list when.
>>3964723
>almost steps on it
>>3964718
The thirst knows no bounds.
>Cirno
>coldly declines
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE A RIOT, CIRNO!
AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT HIJIRI! SHE SURE IS A HOTTIE, RIGHT GUYS??!
PLEASE DON'T END YOUR CALL ALREADY VERT! WE ALL LOVE HAVING YOU AROUND! YOUR MOTHERLY NATURE IS THE BEST THING SINCE THE RADIO!!!
>>3964694
Lenny and Vader are objectively best hosts.
>>3964694
Would you offer any advice for a first time host or nah?
>>3964734
Geez, couldja watch out next time?
>>3964693
>It's completely fine, I don't really use her anymore. It'd be shitty of me to want to hog an overwatch I rarely use without a good reason when I already do another one frequently.
>imgur.com/a/08dfK
>If you need help gathering images, I can find way more, I just chose to stop around this amount.
>>3964723
Erhm...hello...?
>>3964739
Don't be foolish, I can think of no greater honor!
>>3964704
Good night, I guess.
>>3964735
>>3964703
Floral themed, so as to pattern them after your mistress and duty...
None of mine are so creative, really.
The one that gives most of my opponents the most difficulty is wherein I curve my bullets.
Apparently it's extremely uncommon, and tends to throw my foe off.
>>3964739
My religion has been burning ourselves alive for years.
>>3964739
Sorry for giving you the cold shoulder
>>3964739
How come you aren't burning to death?..
>>3964747
Hello!
>>3964723
YO, DUDE!
>>3964742
I am the most qualified for the job. Anything and yes, anything that isn't wizard tier knowledge will be granted to you.
>>3964744
I didn't step on you did I ?
>>3964739
Through the use of fireballs.
WHAT WE'RE SEEING HERE IS THE ALL TOO INFAMOUS SUICIDE SQUAD! WE HONOR YOU FELLOW LISTENERS THAT GAVE YOUR LIFE JUST TO ENTERTAIN US ALL!!!
LINK, MY DEAREST LINK, I DON'T THINK THAT WORKS WHEN TRYING TO HEAL A FELLOW LISTENER BACK TO HEALTH!!!
MAKI, MAY I SUGGEST TAKING YOUR SHOE OFF? THAT HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME WHEN TRYING TO FIX MY PEBBLE PROBLEM!!!
>>3964718
>disappears because is not the real aikawa waifu
>>3964764
4chan Master detected.
>>3964763
Well ye almost did.
>>3964760
I don't have any yo-yos, nor dudes.
>>3964765
>>3964748
>>3964770
Nooo!!
>>3964764
>Stop discussing HG in an HG thread
>Telling me to look at myself
Trying to censor me for the sake of your gray background games going on won't work, haven't worked, and will never work. Admit it, you don't give a shit about this game and games in general and are just trying to take the piss.
>>3964745
If you say so, thanks boyo
>>3964752
Naturally, mi-Hijirin. I can think of no greater and more suiting ways.
>She hefts her scythe, running a hand across the outer edge of the blade
I also, ah..."Throw in" a little something extra. Curved...hm. I can't say I've heard of such things at all, myself.
>>3964755
>She simply tilts her head
...What are you, miss?
>>3964765
Eleven people killed themselves! That must be a new record!
>>3964775
No, like-- I meant hello, dude! What's your name?
>>3964782
>>3964775
My apologies, I knew people around here were insects. But not the actual size of them.
>>3964784
>holds funeral
>>3964785
>taking away from the game going on to dickride your clique
>>3964679
>Cry as they worry about what may happen to them
TOO REAL!!!!!
>>3964764
I SEE THERE IS ONLY ONE
THE SHITPOST IS THE GAME
THE GAME IS ALWAYS ROLLING
WE MUST END IT WHERE IT BEGAN
AS LONG AS YOU GUYS LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW THEN YOU'RE ALL USEFUL MEMBERS OF SOCIETY!
It keeps me employed, after all.
I DIDN'T KNOW SKELETONS COULD GO TO SLEEP!! TELL US WHAT KIND OF DREAMS SKELETONS HAVE, AINZ!!
AND WE GET ANOTHER SHOOT OUT!! BOY, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO HAVE BETTER CONNECTIONS IF YOU EVER WANT TO WIN THIS FIGHT!!!
>>3964764
>>3964777
DO NOT WORRY, MY FELLOW LISTENER! IT'S IMPORTANT TO GET YOUR FEELINGS OUT!!
>>3964785
Do you care about the games?
>>3964793
sleep tight pepper
>>3964797
NO!
>>3964788
I am a comforting doll extraordinaire, Molly Coddles.
>>3964789
I'm Molly Coddles, need comforting?
>>3964795
Well don'tcha worry, you want to be comfortable?
>>3964765
>Drinks to forget their problems
I'm dying
>>3964793
I lose to this? Fuck you, anon, I kekd
>>3964798
>using the game as a shield to be mad at the fact I say right things and desperately trying to shut me up
>Not Rping to the game instead and using the cool down from your posts to reply to me instead of the slide
Hypocrite.
>>3964804
It's the only thing I'm serious about here, that and RP, and a few of my friends.
>>3964802
The former is fine by me. Duty is it's own reward.
>>3964812
How strange...Elly, miss, a gatekeeper.
>She offers a curtsy
>>3964812
...I do after what happened a few days ago. What type of comforting do ya do?
>>3964812
I am not sure I should say yes, but I am curious. Go ahead, before I take my rest.
Can somebody tell me what is the optimal amount of bloodbath events. I am reaching 100 already... Help my poor soul.
>>3964831
30+
FADING OUT OF EXISTENCE IS AN IMPRESSIVE QUIRK YOU TWO HAVE!!!
GUNDAM TRYING TO KILL AN ANIMAL!? WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS?!!!
AINZ, YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS MEAN NOTHING!!! SORRY BUDDY, BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY HARDER!
>>3964825
You only care about attention for yourself, otherwise you'd take your own advice, shut up, and RP.
>>3964825
>shut you up
>implying
im just calling you out on your shit.
>>3964825
Alright, because sometimes I am getting conflicting messages regarding your posts. But maybe my English is just shit. Have a good weekend, man.
>>3964831
More is better but uh, about 40 or 50 ish.
>>3964809
Here lies aikawa's waifu. She was a young spirit who never had a chance to overcome her sickness thus ending her short yet beautiful life. May she find everlasting peace in the afterlife.
>begins shoveling dirt over the empty sleeping bag
>>3964833
Oh. Ok. I will finish 4 mans then 5 mans and 6 mans.
I got 60 alone for 1, 2 and 3 mans.
>>3964802
>Scanty lets out a few loud smoke filled coughs.
>>3964850
>pushes you in the bag and keeps shoveling
>>3964850
Hold up, bruh.
>pisses on the sleeping bag in the dirt hole
Alright, I'm good.
>>3964831
70 Non-fatal T1(25)/T2(30)/T3(10)/T4(5)
40 Fatal T1(10)/T2(20)/T3(5)/T4(5)
>>3964826
Hm? What's this place by the way?
>>3964827
Usually I do it to things that are sized closer to me, but sometimes I do it to things big as you... So what's your malfunction?
>>3964830
>wraps your skeletons toes with small blankets
ELLY IS KIND OF SNOOTY, ISN'T SHE?! I GUESS I WOULDN'T MIND IF SHE DROPPED OUT EITHER!!
WHY WOULDN'T YOU TWO KEEP VERT? I'M SURE SHE COULD HAVE MADE YOU GUYS FOOD IF YOU HOUSE TRAINED HER!!!
AH, THE SANDS OF TIME! I ALWAYS HATED HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT FEELS WHEN YOU'RE WALKING ON IT WITH BARE FEET!
>>3964819
I've been holding onto it for months
>>3964837
I RPed today, baka.
>"Shut up"
It's cute how you tell me to do things you can't enforce. Shut up or what? You'll post at me again anonymously?
>>3964839
And I'm just saying I don't give a shit. Read-
>It's the only thing I'm serious about here, that and RP, and a few of my friends.
And see if your opinions are part of those things I just mentioned.
>>3964863
Malfunction? What do you mean, dude? Do ya mean problem?
>>3964866
Your stupid frog meme got me. Well played.
>>3964863
Ugly doll go home.
reminder that hoshi is an actual sociopath.
>>3964863
....I am not sure what I expected. Take care not to get stepped on little one.
>>3964863
An...arena, miss. For fighting.
>>3964864
...Oh. Very well, then....
AND LOOK WHO DIES THE VERY NEXT SLIDE! MAY SHE REST IN PEACE...AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU DO LOOK SILLY WITH THOSE MUSCLE. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS STARVE YOURSELF SO YOU CAN LOOK LIKE YOUR ROLE MODEL!!!
YOUR HEAD GOES INSIDE THE NOOSE, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY. I JUST I'LL HAVE TO HAVE ONE OF YOU GUYS SHOW MAKI HOW SUICIDE IS DONE!!!
>>3964889
Sorry about that, bruh, the trap's pretty quick and I can't stop mid-stream. It stings.
>>3964889
>>3964861
Oh boy. I think i got it like. T1 (10), T2 (20), T3 (30) right now. I haven't even reach fatals.
>>3964891
>takes the cuter doll to bed.
>>3964899
Mistress...I'm sorry to disgrace you like this.
>>3964864
That's fucked up.
>>3964786
Np gl hf famo
>>3964835
>Scanty grabs that trash.. tossing it into the trash then wipes her hands clean.
Such disgusting filth doesn't below in the streets
>>3964864
>Scanty averts her gaze trying to avoid looking such an ugly low born.
>>3964906
Let go of me.
>she doesn't resists at all
MAKI, HOW DO YOU LOOK SO GOOD DESPITE BEING OVER 70 YEARS OLD!!? PLEASE TELL US YOUR SECRETS!!!
LOOKS LIKE AINZ FINALLY HAD ENOUGH OF LINKS S---! THIS IS ALMOST TOO SATISFYING TO WATCH!!
I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANY OF YOU THREE TO RELATE TO ANYBODY, SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE ALL SPECIAL PEOPLE WITH SPECIAL POWERS!!!
>>3964901
>crawls out of the grave
>beats down with the shovel
>>3964788
I actually pulled the idea from one of my followers, Toramaru Shou.
Speaking of which, I wonder how she's managing the temple...
>>3964802
>
>>3964864
>>3964898
I-i'm sorry!
His voice is so smooth, and he says such mean things...
>>3964904
(I remember you, hey what's up?)
>>3964914
>finally look at game
>no backgrounds
SHIT GAME I'M TRIGGERED!
>>3964914
How would I know, if you're unsure of it yourself.
>>3964895
Sorry for vanishing, Papa Bones. I was distracted. Sleep well
>>3964913
No, I am tired and I desire a plush companion.
>>3964892
What are you a fucking psychiatrist?
There's a difference between someone who DOESN'T give two shits about you and a person who is unable to.
Nice try at sounding intellectial, I'm sure you have everyone here dancing to your tune.
What? You going to call me Hitler next?
>>3964920
let it go hoshi
>>3964917
>>3964904
For someone who has never hosted, what is T1 and so on?
MORE PEOPLE PERISH FROM THE ROUGH SANDS!! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD START WEARING SANDALS IF YOU PLAN ON WALKING ON THAT WEIRD STUFF!!!
SCANTY SURE DOES HAVE HER PRIORITIES STRAIGHT!! TELL US HOW YOUR LIFE IS AFTER A FEW YEARS OF THAT JUNK!
AINZ SURE IS AN EVIL MAN THIS GAME! ALL HE DOES IS SPITE OTHERS FOR HAVING SKIN!!
>>3964925
Let it go Shion/Mion/Old Nep/Junko/Junpei/Any other oldfag that I've hurt the feelings of.
>>3964918
I'm afraid the name isn't particularly familiar...and it's quite fine, miss. I've taken worse verbal abuse. Isn't it...wrong, to copy techniques like that? Then again, I've done the same with one of my mistress's....
NOW WE'VE GOT A FEAST!! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE EMPTY STOMACHS FOR THIS ONE!
>>3964940
I SURE DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
WITH ALL THESE DEATHS FINALLY HAPPENING WE'RE DOWN TO OUT FINAL FOUR LISTENERS!!!
>>3964940
the only thing empty right now is my balls.
asuka has some great porn.
>>3964948
FINAL FOUR MOTHERFUCKER HOLY SHIT!
>>3964919
(Nothing much, Just making my university application and filling up my Monster Hunter Games)
>>3964928
T1 = One Tribute events and so on
It's terms I use to map out how many of what number tribute events to have in a single part of the game so I can balance it out.
>>3964935
Well, it's actually not one of my spellcards, of course.
Stealing spellcards is a serious no-no, but taking inspiration from other bullet patterns you've seen is fine, in my eyes.
>>3964948
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...
>>3964951
I'M SURE WE'LL ALL BE GLAD WHEN IT'S ALL OVER, RIRICHIYO!!
I'm sure we all will be...
>>3964948
Have a little think about that before bed.
>>3964961
FUCK YES RIRICHIYO YOU THE FUCKING MAN!
OF COURSE HE'S ALREADY DEAD, HE'S A DAMN SKELETON!!
>>3964961
I mean, I'm only alive because I use demon magic to maintain my youth.
I have to atone some time, no?
Threadly reminder that Present Mic is the traitor.
PRAISE OUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR, EVERYBODY!!! PRAISE HIM LIKE ONE OF YOUR GODS!!!
>>3964968
LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE
>>3964973
Beerus! Thanks for hosting, radioman
AND SO THE RADIO SHOW HAS COME TO AN END! I HOPE YOU' ALL ENTIRE THIS SH--TASTIC GAME AS MUCH AS I HAVE!!!
>>3964976
HALLELUJAH PRAISE JEBUS! HUNGER GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
>>3964981
Thanks for hosting, sorry that anon telling me to RP couldn't follow up on his own shit and RP himself.
>>3964976
Good job
>>3964981
Thanks for hosting
>>3964959
I've only heard of one person that ever stole an actual technique, myself...dirty magician.
>She sighs softly
Not that I've known Yuuka to actually make use of it any longer. Truth be told, I hadn't seen even a single other spell card in action other than when Kurumi, a human, and I were testing ours'...is that unusual?
>>3964976
Congratulations, sir. And thank you for having us.
>>3964961
>>3964973
>>3964974
I-i'm so sorry, Myouren...
>>3964977
HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF?!
>>3964981
Congrats to Lord Beerus, and thanks for hosting, dude!
I'm gonna hit the hay now, dudes. See ya tomorrow!
>>3964981
Thanks for hosting
>>3964976
Congratulations Beerus
>>3964975
I-I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!
>>3964978
>>3964985
>>3964987
>>3964991
>>3964992
YOU'RE WELCOME, MY BEAUTIFUL LISTENERS!!!
>>3964982
PRAISE HIM!! GIVE HIM GIFTS AND SACRIFICE YOUR WOMEN TO HIM!!
>>3964984
IT DOESN'T MATTER ONE BIT TO ME WHAT YOU PEOPLE DO WHILE LISTENING IN!! WHATEVER KEEPS ME EMPLOYED IS WELCOMED!!
>>3964985
>picks the fairy up and sets her in my lap
>>3964981
Fucking sands of time
>>3964981
Good job, Beerus.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3964991
Sleep well
>>3964990
>drags away
>kills you
>>3964976
Thank you for hosting
>>3964987
Who would this magician be?
And lack of seeing spellcards is likely just from isolation. The longer you stick around in Gensoyoko proper, the more Danmaku duels you see.
>>3964997
Eh?
What do you want, mister?
>>3965000
Tell me how I can suck DMG's dick.
>>3965006
I want my own Cirno.
>gives the Cirno a glass of tea
>>3965004
Ah, she's not from Earth as a whole., you wouldn't know of her. The one I trained with, that is. The one that stole the spell...I think everyone knows her. And, er..."isolation" would be putting it gently, miss.
>>3965007
Just whip it out and see how it goes!
Good night HG I hope you all take care
>>3964976
(Thank you for hosting, I appreciate it <3)
>>3965019
Night Karl
>>3965011
>puts on a fake mustouche
I have no idea who this Cirno is but she sounds amazing and that she is the best
Post best friends
>>3965019
Farewell, miss.
>>3965014
Is she one of the residents here?
And my apologies, if I was blunt. Who knows, maybe next game I'll have an opportunity to show off a spellcard or two.
Night OP, Thanks for the great thread.
Anyone want to talk?
>>3965024
She's is. She's also the strongest. Don't tell Cirno, but she's a bit of a baka as well.
>>3965033
I do, what's up
>>3965025
Who's this tiddy monster?
>>3965033
Sure
>>3965021
( is that the name of the last scanty?)
>Scanty coughs into her hand
>>3965028
(Thank you<3)
>>3965027
(The main one I talk to from here in Inky)
>>3965027
>>3965035
She's not really that strong or best, truthfully.
>>3965035
>pulls off the fake mustouche
It was me!
You're right except about the last part
>>3965031
In a sense, but she was born on another world. I'm afraid it's rather...hard to believe, myself, my own circumstances, but I'd certainly be interested to see it.
>>3965037
BURRRRRRRGER CHAN
>>3965017
Can I practice on you?
>>3965043
lol male pattern baldness
>>3965051
Try me on for size
>>3965049
That's not Iowa, Iowa has Murica shaped pupils.
>>3965051
Well whip it out, lemme see what you're working with.
>>3965047
Oh my, you tooootally had me fooled the entire time! I was wondering where you went after that middle aged man showed up out of nowhere.
>>3965036
It's fine, Everything alright
>>3965041
OK, What do you want to chat about
...
Oh and I am Maki BTW, Forgot to show myself, Someones outside the gym.
>>3965055
Go to bed yuubari
>>3965059
>a idol
>>3965054
>>3965056
>Whips out a magnificent 10inch yellow coloured dick with a star shaped tip
>>3965058
I'm a master of disguise
>>3965065
You seem confused about who will be doing the sucking. On your knees, sinner.
>>3965065
>Gazes in amazement at your 10in dong
>But wait, there was a magnifying glass in the way!
>Moves it
>Laughs uncontrollably
>>3965048
We'll just have to see if I can break out Superhuman Hijiri Byakuren.
Hopefully I don't go down to some animals, or in my sleep...
I've barely been able to actually fight at all in the games I've entered.
