Welcome to the One Hundred and Twenty-ninth Classy Games!
I'll have 48 of you. Ready...go.
Starlord
Colonel Sanders
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Classy Raven
Phil Elverum
Kayo Goutokuji
Vic Viper
Komachi
>>3953607
Well, you never know. Ya know?
N. Cortex
>>3953568
No.
>>3953610
>Frowns.
>Lets go.
Nova
>>3953613
King Kaito
King Troll's son
Jack Spicer
>>3953562
You're evil too huh? I guess that would explain the mechanical hands and the complexion you and I share
>>3953613
Ririchiyo
>>3953613
Spinning Aikawa
>>3953613
Grand Archduchess Aussa
>>3953544 (Subaru)
>She shrugs awkwardly
None of the others stuck around...I heard from that Flame Champion person that Wynn's sister was here for like...a day when they first showed up here.
>>3953568 (Makoto)
Yep, it was...sure somethin' else. Guess there was more'n one reason why I was the only person that didn't run away screamin' when she came in like that. Her name's Kamui. Pointy ears, long blue hair, red eye, eyepatch.
>>3953610 (Fyxe)
...He. And no, none'a us're related...I guess "super dark brown" was th'closest hair color that could match his particular element. What else would there be, purple?
Pkmn master Fyxe
>>3953603
Well, have fun anon! See you around
BUBBLE WIZARD
Marcus Holloway
Makina Irisu
Heiwajima Shizuo
The United Kingdom
Evening. I trust most of you are faring well?
>>3953613
Natsuki Subaru!
>>3953562
Okay, I get it. There's no need to be this cruel to me.
>>3953568
Oh Makoto-tan, you're so pure...
>>3953589
>I'm putting him away for awhile since I've been getting too out of control with him. I'll pick him back up after the anime airs and I have screenshots of him.
>>3953600
It can be if you have the right mentality towards it!
>>3953607
>I think I'll just leave that out when I bring in new characters. If nobody asks then I won't bother saying anything.
>>3953613
Garnet
>>3953613
Classy Makoto
>>3953610
There! Lewd's no good until you're married, and even then it's.. Embarrassing to talk about.
Classy Beerus
>>3953613
Yin
Civilian Snabs
>>3953613
Junko Enoshima
Ichimatsu
Ruby and Bruce
Furseiseki
Classy Okayado
Yukkuri Reimu
Major Ocelot
>>3953613
Hippo Team
>>3953613
Negative
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3953519
>>3953525
>O-Only recent avas were put on there
>>3953527
>Kamina can be IC when he wants to
Ugh
>>3953538
>Die
>>3953613
The Pirates of Class
Sophistico
Sheamus
>>3953552
>The man is over 50 years old. He never does weekly shows these days apart from occasionally appearing to maek a statement. You should see his match agaisnt Shane McMahon he had at WrestleMania 32, pretty much the only good thing about it.
>>3953568
Lady..Run. Now. Before The Undertaker drags you back to hell!
>>3953592
>Goldust and R-Truth vs Tyler Breeze and Fandango is pretty fun. And if you like smiles on your face: The New Day is pretty awesome aswell, man.
>>3953613
Louise
Najimi Ajimu
EHG
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3953613
Elly
Phi
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3953686
Change name to "useless fag" please
>>3953677
>Souda gets an animu appearance
>>3953714
>SOPHISTICO
IMPOSTER
Yuffie Kisaragi
Isaac Clarke
>>3953664
Wynn has a sister and actually showed up!? Wh-what happened!? Did someone drive her away or something!?
>>3953724
>At least I have another hidden trump card to hide. I'm addicted to picking up avas and slowly putting them down. It's a curse and I want to die because of it.
>>3953677
I think anything you do shouldn't be considered the right mentality....
>>3953678
Hello Garnet!
>>3953677
>You know what's funny? I knew Subaru was you the second you said you wanted to take Miku to homecoming.
>>3953647
T-Thanks...
You should grip people tails like that you know... It's bad...
>>3953679
He-eh... I guess you're right, it's a noble thing to do... still it's a long time to go until marriage....
Risotto nero
>>3953742
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME
>>3953732
>Everyone from the 2nd game gets one. It shows what they were like before the whole incident.
>From what I've heard Souda gets hit by a truck in the first episode.
>>3953715
I've been sort of wanting to ava Goldust, actually, but it's been so long since I've seen any wrestling that I'm certain I'd fuck it up immediately since I have no grasp on his personality anymore
>>3953756
>I'm addicted to picking up avas and slowly putting them down. It's a curse and I want to die because of it.
Welcome to the club
>>3953613
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3953756
I don't want to ruin characters , so I only picked up avatars I'm sure I could atleast do half decently.
That is why, in my almost 1 and a half year of being here, have only had 2 avatars
>>3953756
Winda, a priestess of the Gustos.
>She shrugs briefly
Wynn didn't want 'ta be tied down by obligations 'ta the priesthood. That's all.
>>3953664
>>3953679
>>3953769
>Just making sure
>>3953664
Well, purple. Isn't the Dark magician hair purple anyway? Do you know him, I'm a fan!
>>3953742
>puts a pirate hat on him.
Welcome to the pirate's life matey.
>>3953743
>She turns around
...There are ninjas here...
>>3953757
Hold. You will need special clearance to speak with me.
>>3953573
>While I like that idea a lot, Sunset isn't my ava, so putting her on my ava collage would be disingenuous.
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
>>3953779
Also, Souda was one piece of shit during the incident, gunning down civilians like it's nothing.
Late Adrian Rollini
>>3953647
>She looks around at all of the people, before patting you on the head.
Well, we'll just make friends for you whenever you're ready. I'm sure everyone would like to meet you. If you're feeling shy, don't be afraid to ask me to introduce you to someone, okay?
>>3953664
I've never met her, unfortunately.. I wish I had, though. I've never ridden on a dragon, so that would be pretty cool. Have you? Did she ever let you ride on her back?
>>3953677
I don't geeeeet it, Subaru! Why're boys so pervy??
>>3953715
I can beat up the Undertickler any time! Don't underestimate me, I've fought people way stronger than any normal human!
>>3953769
I don't really mind. If I'm impure or whatever, then nobody's want to marry me. So that's why I've gotta wait.
>>3953770
>Edge: The Character
>>3953807
And here I thought I was so stealthy no one noticed I was here!
>>3953830
Change my name to "a classy Fyxe" and use this picture instead, Raven.
Thank you!
*A man eerily watches the gathering of people*
>>3953810
Ah... May I have clearance?
>>3953830
Looks good!
>>3953657
. . .
>Stares at her own hands.
>Frowns.
>>3953677
. . .
Sorry.
>>3953769
. . .
>>3953834
>Nods.
>>3953830
>Skipping Yin
Based
Why isn't Ringabel on my friends list? Did he an hero?
>>3953830
I don't want to die like everyone here...
so, let's go.
>>3953830
Men!
'and ladies!'
and lady, It's time to steal everyone's class!!
>>3953830
I've already dressed up so I'm ready for this Survival Game.
>>3953861
>not skipping Yin's filler
Could be more based.
>>3953800
Who...? I dunno. There's a lotta magicians, y'know, it's not like I've seen 'em all.
>>3953834
She's not been around in, like...two months, I think? And nah, I never asked her. Besides, that'd be weird...and she's said she doesn't like bein' like that much, anyways.
>>3953830
Fine by me.
>>3953889
Raven probably did not realise that was Yin's filler
>>3953757
You're just saying that so you sound like the voice of reason. When you get down to it people find all kinds of things lewd!
>>3953762
>Th-that's what gave it away?
>>3953791
>I want out of this club
>>3953793
>That's why I try sticking to a certain type of ava, even though Ringo was completely different. He would have been more fun to use if he had more screentime.
>>3953797
I don't see why she wouldn't want that. It sounds kind of fun being help to a higher standard than most people.
>>3953830
Looks good on my end.
>>3953831
>I blame Junko IC and OOC
>>3953834
Because it's nature at it's finest! I'm trying my best to contain it, but it's not easy!
>>3953858
You may.
>>3953830
I'm ready when you are.
>>3953857
Er...what're you doin' up there?
>>3953786
>Go for it. I started Sheamus as a joke aswell. But the other wrestlingfags sucked me in.
>>3953834
Hey lady. If you want to die so badly. Go for it. Walk up to the Undertaker and tell him that you think he's a chicken. See how long you'll live.
>>3953830
Shall we be off?
>>3953860
...What's the matter?
>>3953908
>Yin
>an actual ava
>>3953857
>Time to rebuild the Doppio folder
>>3953860
So... what do you do around? Do like music?
>>3953893
Aww too bad, I wanted his autograph, on my own card... but maybe you can do that for me!
>hands you an YGO official Aussa's card
Could you?
>>3953840
Why do I have to kill all the cute ones? Oh well.
>she fires a warning shot.
Snabs out, Mokou in. Fyxe recombobulated. You should be a tad more prepared, you know, even at a moment's notice. Toad out, Adrian in.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>3953863
>This profile is private.
>>3953911
>Yes, I can't think of any other than us two who would ask her. Maybe Kaito too, but he has Haku.
>new jojo episode isnt out yet
>>3953857
Heyy, you okay up there?
>>3953939
>
NEVER
FORGET
>>3953884
I looked for you earlier but you were already gone...
What did you dress up as?
Ge-Ge
>>3953911
Though both my avatars are from the same series, they don't share that many traits, but aren't polar opposites either.
I'm still wondering when I'll reveal who my other avatar is because I kinda pulled a ''what you did with Ringo''.
>>3953943
>It narrowly misses
Hey! I'm not even in this round!
>>3953830
*Tisk*
Maybe next time.
>>3953913
*Suddenly appear behind the female*
*Glaring at her*
>>3953957
>Tomorrow
>>3953939
>If you want to do it. Don't let me be the reason why
>>3953927
>Looks up.
. . .
Nothing.
>>3953941
>Shakes her head.
. . .
>Is staring at tail.
>>3953962
not this rapist again
somebody call the police!
>>3953989
She's not a rapist
She is a mass murderer
>>3953857
Can I help you? Or are you going to continue to stare at us.
>>3953911
It was too limiting, in her opinion.
>>3953941
>She kind of just falls silent, gawking at it
...This is just too freaky.
>>3953985
>She immediately twirls around, holding her staff sideways in a defensive posture
...Couldja maybe not do that?
>>3953914
I'm going to have to watch some videos of old Goldust shit to get a feel on his personality again, but after tha, I'll definitely make the folder
>>3953911
But not everything, I don't think the back is a lewd part of the body..
>>3953912
Yay! Garnet, how have you been? I haven't seen you in a bit..
>>3953994
That's worse
>>3953959
A yandere from a manga I've been reading. The sword is real though, I had to buy that.
Some things can't be made with just needle and thread.
>>3953893
Aw.. Well, I'll always be your friend, at least. I'm not going anywhere. This place is the best.
>>3953911
So then.. Uh..
You don't want to wash my back, right?
>>3953914
Alright, will do!
Where's he at?
AWAKEN MY _______.
>>3953861
>>3953889
>>3953908
You guys may need glasses. Yin's in.
>>3954016
There has been super... secret Gem stuff going on. Yeah...
Right then, what does the Bloodbath have to offer?
There's a flat chest working with a not-so-flat chest to share First Blood by removing a chest of unknown size, for starters. Kamina's spirit lives on in the heart of Kayo! The Troll's son is also in the killing spirit, much to Eila's dismay. Finally, there's a 2-on-2 already!
>>3953968
i'm onto you swp
>>3954018
Wow, it looks convincing. I don't know who exactly it is, but you do look like a familiar yandere.
Do you also roleplay as them, or only dress up?
>>3953989
>>3953994
I'm neither of the two!
>>3953948
>I can't believe that's what tipped you off. I thought that was completely IC for Subaru to get all thirsty over an idol girl.
>>3953968
>I'd normally reveal it after three months or so of fun, unless you have a reason to hide who you are from people.
>>3954011
I don't get how it can be limiting. I thought you get all kinds of power when you're higher up on the social pyramid like that.
>>3954016
It's a good lewd one, but it's not my favorite out of the body parts.
>>3954027
I'll have to decline. I don't think it's right for me to do that.
>>3953987
Don't give me that, kid, I know the whole "keep your probles hidden away because you think it will hurt less" thing, I did it when I was younger, too
>>3954040
King's Troll son already started his rape series.
>>3954040
This time I won't get third.
>>3954054
go to jail, murderer.
>handcuffs
>>3953958
*Stares at her*
Disgusting...
>>3954010
*Looks over his shoulder*
A ball...?
How can you speak?
>>3954011
*Gets uncomfortable close to her*
*Staring right into her eyes*
...
No not a user
>>3954031
>Masters
>>3954040
To that washboard thing? Not a chance.
>>3954059
>*problems
>I'm buzzed, don't judge me
>>3954069
That's all wrong!
>>3954045
>me
>super whore pringles
nope
>>3954055
I have no actual reason to keep it a secret
It just makes me hard as diamonds.
>>3953969
You think i'm going to play nice with a ninja? Your naivety is cute but you better tread lightly, or I'l have my fleet quarter and keelhaul you!
>She fires another shot deliberately missing by your feet.
>>3954040
I'l put in easy words for you riri. No~
>>3954055
Huh... Well, if that's what you think, then I'll just ask Rachel or Rammy or someone to do it instead.
>>3954040
I have always believed in myself and my outfits.
I thank you for your words, but they weren't needed.
>>3954048
I only dress up as them and make poses.
I adore cosplaying and so the Survival Games Club gets me enough cosplaying.
>>3954027
I'm still stuck here, myself...I know th'first thing I'm gonna do when I see'er again, though.
>>3954055
So? It's not everything. And there's certain things you...lock yourself in'ta, so to speak, when you become a full-fledged part'a that.
>>3954080
>She frowns slightly as it happens but remains unflinching
What's that supposed 'ta mean?
Missed a game yet again it seems.
Well, anyways, how are all of you this evening?
>>3954027
Hello Makoto, you feeling any better?
>>3954037
W-what do you mean? You know when you add the super to secret it makes a person more curious!
>>3954040
Isn't it my job to supervise?
>>3954055
.... I hate to ask, but are you going to tell me the list?
Us classy people gotta stick together, ya know? You'd better not betray me, Beerus...
Adrian makes up for lost time by snatching some supplies. The Colonel believes terrorism is no joking matter. Aussa has a soft spot for Fyxe, it appears. Y'all didn't have to be so quiet after the Bloodbath...
>>3954080
Man, you look reaaaal fuckin' familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it! Uh.. You're name's, uh.. Pasta Paglioni, right?
>>3954040
>>3954085
You better be keepin' that in your mind Subadum. A marriage ain' ever goin' to happen between th' two of us. I ain' goin' for someone with just 1.7 down there 'n all.
>>3954040
In the end... I couldn't achieve anything.
>>3954055
Then it was a simple coincidence, since I don't know that character. I actually don't know any anime characters.
>>3954016
>I sent you a friend request a while ago, should you start your Steam someday. I'm the one with pic related as an avatar.
>Endo
>>3954080
"Magic." And I'm not just some ball, I'm a country.
>>3954110
Could be better, could be worse. Wales on the other hand isn't doing to well.
>>3954106
Really? What's that?
>>3954111
Not really, but I'm gonna pretend that I am.
>>3954116
Well, thank you Groot. I didn't you you were able to say more than "I am Groot!".
>>3953987
I now it's big and fluffy but no tail really...
Unless your promise to be gentle with it...
>>3954011
Come one Aussa.... we already talked about this, it's okay now, right?
>>3954116
Thanks Aussa....
>>3954110
>>3954116
Okage de, watashi wa suisoku shimasu
(Thanks I guess)
>>3954143
What's your Steam?
>>3954094
>Whatever gets your dangis rock hard, my man. I can't disagree that it's not satisfying when people can't guess who you are.
>>3954102
...Can I watch?
>>3954106
I can't see any downside to that, but that's just me. It's not like I'll ever be that lucky, you know? I'm just a common boy after all.
>>3954111
I could, but it would be way too long. It wouldn't be worth it.
>>3954116
Hey, what's with the sock that's in my tea?
>>3954116
Thanks I guess
I told you that there were consequences to not keeping up the killing pace. Prepare for a Feast...but this isn't your garden-variety Feast...
>>3954105
Amazing! Do you make them all yourself?
>>3954116
King Troll's son don't want none of your history bullshit, where's the pussy?
>>3954116
You assholes are dead! DEAD!
>>3954080
Disgusting? Look who's talking, at least I'm not dressed like some Jpop musician, or I don't know.
Cover that chest already.
>>3954180
W-Well I guess my fox side is to blame again... shit...
>>3954040
. . .
>>3954059
>Glares.
. . .
>>3954116
. . .
>>3954156
>Nods.
>Reaches out for it.
>>3954180
. . . . .
>>3954111
I can't tell you. It's conf- pfft hahaha. Ic couldn't keep that up any longer.
>>3954116
So this is why I can't win your game.
>>3954133
Must you always bring this up to me when I'm trying to be nice?
>>3954143
>Don't bother. Anime is horrible, and it'll ruin your life.
>Or you'll become me and have an amazing life~
>>3954106
Official business, none of your concern
*Pulls out a knife tosses it at her feet*
>>3954110
*Stares blankly at the creature, rising one of his eyebrows*
Hello..?
>>3954124
Hmm... Where did you come from?
And why are you acting like you know me?
*Throws a knife at him, barely missing*
>>3954147
A country...?
How..?
>>3954147
I see.
>>3954161
Long time no see Meta Knight!
>>3954116
Oww....
>>3954156
There's a difference 'tween talking about it and...seein' it.
>>3954149
>She grins
I'm just gonna drag'er in'ta a bear hug.
>>3954173
You...really don't know th'first thing about religious oaths and such, do ya?
>>3954200
Was that supposed 'ta be intimidatin'?
>>3954180
Laughing can be classy too, you dolt! I did it like those classic Chinese girls!
>>3954200
And who are you?
>>3954180
Naturally.
>>3953771
YES I WILL
>>3953807
THANKS PIRATE TITS
>>3954172
http://steamcommunity.com/id/temporaryid88
Don't mind the VAC ban.
>>3954173
I know it is a bad trait and habit, but yeah you are right.
I'll reveal it one day, probably when everyone figures it out and only want a confirmation
>>3954180
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT.
THE TROLLS DON'T EAT WITH UTENSILS, THEY EAT WITH THEIR GREASY HANDS.
Not a record, but still a nice showing. See you on the other side...but hopefully not too soon.
>>3954198
No, it's because you can't check your watch.
>>3954197
Good, keep it like that and there shouldn't be any problems....
>>3954216
It's really not big deal I assure you, it's just a card. How do you think dead people feel when they see paintings about them when they're ghost? It's the same thing....
>>3954180
I think we just lost to the meal of the day.
>>3954180
Don't tell me that was some kind of challenge.
>>3954200
Excellent question, but one I can't answer. Different universes or realities perhaps? Your guess is as good as mine.
>>3954216
So you don't find that intimidating...
Interesting..
>>3954221
I ask the question first.
What the hell are you?
>>3954116
Sarah-san! I thought you were good at this..
>>3954143
>Alright, I feel like a little shit, one of my friends gifted me something like three weeks ago, I haven't gotten on to see what it is...
>>3954149
Need to talk about it? I'm here if you need me ya'know.
>>3954173
See! You just have a lewd mind...
>>3954180
Ugh... But my throat..
>>3954198
Then you'll tell me?! What was your super mysterious mission?
>>3954180
I grew up the child of rich people, I had to learn high society living. Not that difficult
>>3954197
Just tell me, kid. Evil person to evil person
>>3954254
I'm a Halcandran of course!
>>3954216
Not at all!
To be honest, I think most Gods and Goddesses are useless. They never do anything but bask in their own glory.
>>3954230
>I-I want a confirmation right now...
>>3954248
Never needed a watch. You should control your guests.
>>3954255
Kaito. There's no mission. I have just been enjoying the season.
Elly, just ignore me. I'm probably hallucinating, or some stupid thing. Hold it...do you hear somebody singing God Save the Queen? That's about the highlight of the night, I'm afraid.
>>3954201
Not long enough it seems.
You can stop this friendly guise, Magolor. I know what you truly are.
>>3954180
Hey I was just takin' em to have a closer look! Y'know... I wasn't plannin' on stealin' them, I could buy them myself!
>>3954199
Well y'know I don't really see a reason to not bring it up when you're callin' me flat th' second you see me Subadum.
>>3954199
>I actually have a really good life right now and it's about to get better next week hopefully.
>>3954255
>No hurries. Check your list when you're able to.
>>3954180
As a smuggler it's hard to perform in a classy way. Luckily, cheating is my thing.
>>3954272
Alright famalamadindong, give it a shot
>>3954255
But who doesn't!? I think it would be creepy if people didn't have lewd minds!
>>3954289
But you are flat. It's more obvious then my thing because your chest isn't really hidden.
>>3954173
No way!
Boys can't watch that kind of thing!
>>3954216
That's cute. I wish I had a friend that wanted to hug me, too. I'm so happy that people have friendships so close around here.
Maybe when Noel shows up.
>>3954255
No, I don't. Losing a friend isn't really easy, but.. There's not much to talk about, either. Thanks anyways..
>>3954253
It's impossible to be the embodiment of a landmass. Try again what are you?
>>3954270
*Raises an eyebrow*
A Halcandran..?
Takes off the mask
now that my boi King Troll's son is dead who the fuck do I root for? Or do for that matter.
>>3954286
Sounds more like "It's coming home". What is coming home?
>>3954287
Meta Knight, you should know by now that I have been reformed.
>>3954310
Yes, it's a world in another dimension.
>>3954316
Root for my avatar you bitch
>>3954200
>His cheek gets cut just barely, and he grabs the wound, yelling out.
Yowch! Dude, watch where you're tossing that shit!
Jeezus.. Maybe I saw you in a nightmare one time, knowin' those eyes.
Someone stop that squirrel...she's gone nuts!
Okay, I apologize for that. I have only one corpse with which to repay you, though.
>>3954294
>Then don't let anime ruin that for you. Be free and love life without something like anime crippling you.
>>3954302
>You're Ocelot and Tupac
>>3954307
Why can't they?
>>3954180
>Burps.
Excuse me, that wasn't good mannerism
>Gets gassed and dies.
>>3954183
Yes. I make all the outfits I wear by myself.
I've taught myself how to make them extremely fast, while being crafty with needle and thread.
>>3954249
Er, just...you want me 'ta...?
>>3954254
>She grins slightly
I got a friend that's fond'a throwin' a loot more of those.
>>3954272
They revere their goddess of rebirth, Sophia. Basically, certain faiths an' such have oaths you've gotta swear, includin' certain limitations.
>>3954307
Hehe...last time I did it I accidentally picked her off th'ground.
>She smiles wistfully
I miss her.
>>3954286
THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE!! ON HER BE PLEASED TO POUR!!!!
Oh. Pardon.
>>3954310
Do you think I'm lying to you? What would I have to gain by doing that.
>>3954334
who is it? If you're anime you can fuck off.
>>3954286
Let's just go with that, then.
>>3954249
>Grabs on the same way as before.
>>3954261
. . .
>>3954346
If avatars had a spectrum, you' be on the opposite side
I'm neither of them
I kinda have to go somewhere so I only have time for one more guess
>>3954304
My chest is still larger than anythin' that's crawlin' in th' depths of your pants. We've been over this before 'n we've had several judges 'n they all came up with th' same answer.
Pay your respects to Ririchiyo. She died alone. But seriously, how did you manage to go from 32 bodies to one? You couldn't have managed even three?
Huh, somebody stopped the squirrel...I also managed to draw in a magic duel and die regardless. Damn, I'm good.
>>3954364
I am literally you
>>3954351
Your autograph. On it!
>hands card closer
>>3954370
OKAY NOW I'M DONE
>beats your head
>>3954285
Oh... You got me all excited to hear about like a spy story or something.. But I guess you enjoying the summer is good too!
>>3954294
>That's what I'm doing now.
>>3954304
I-I'm not saying I don't think about that kinda stuff!
>>3954307
How about a story?
>>3954351
Like you can't eat certain foods or something?
>>3954386
>Makina and Kayo
>>3954394
Thank goodness.
>>3954405
>Cowers.
>>3954346
'Cause it's lewd for a boy to look at girls that way.
>>3954351
Well, I'm sure she'll come back! I'm definitely sure of it. There's no way she won't come back.
She can probably sense that you miss her so much, I bet.
>>3954394
Aw, c'mon! A craaaab?
>>3954422
What story? Is it a sad story? I don't wanna hear if it is.
>steals quads
Now it's time for a regular Feast, at least for you turd blossoms who decided to attend.
>>3954343
...The what?
>>3954370
Maybe I should introduce myself first. Jack Spicer, evil genius
>>3954394
...I blame Raven
>>3954329
I don't care what story you're feeding me.. the mask
*Visibly getting angry*
Take it off..now
>>3954352
Hmmm... It's just hard to believe... So you are a British ball.. interesting.
>>3954351
Hmm...
So who are you and why do I feel something small watching me?
>>3954341
Oh shut up.. you're getting annoying.
Answer this question.. you're freaking out.
Why?
>>3954392
Only one person said you were bigger, and he was biased as hell. I had the anons on my side, so I won.
>>3954422
Of course you don't. You're a robot, not a person. You wouldn't understand how nice things like midriffs are.
>>3954424
I have no idea who they are, honestly.
I'm going now, for like 8 hours, work and stuff
If you want to talk to me, just call for Jeffrey
It is not my real name, but I like the name Jeffrey
>>3954430
>Stops
Arrr... I can't beat you like that... You're too cute.
But no more tails for you! Never ever!
>>3954329
That changes nothing. You are still a vile monster in my eyes.
But...I am glad you are here and not out there manipulating more people once more.
I will see you in the arena, Magolor. I expect a fair duel.
You decided to get boring again, so we'll just skim over this.
>>3954442
Dammit.
>>3954449
THE British ball. Now Ex-empire.
>>3954449
'Cause you threw a KNIFE at me, you dumb fuck! I'm not even doin' anything to you!
>>3954442
why would anyone want to go to the feast after the previous one? be glad some still actually attended it.
>>3954436
I look at you guys in an artistic way, so I'm not going to grow down there if that's what you're thinking.
>>3954498
I like this guy
>>3954459
You had absolutely nobody on your side... Nobody in here was ever sayin' that you were bigger. Th' only one who said that sorta stuff was one who just wanted to take th' 2inch to th' port 'n make it trail th' wet sea 'n all.
>>3954449
Mask? This isn't a mask, it's a cape.
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>3954473
I just came here to look for inspiration for my theme parks, but alright.
Good luck Meta Knight.
And moving right along...
>>3954473
Oh, Meta Knight! How long've you been here?
>>3954422
Sometimes there isn't a grand adventure to tell.
>>3954349
I'm kind of jealous, I wish I could dress up as often as you...
But I'm not good with the needle or anything.
>>3954448
. . .
>Points to her forehead.
>>3954469
>Frowns.
>Stays hidden behind her metal hands.
>>3954405
It's just...alright, sure....
>She holds her hand out, a peculiarly-shaped crystal appearing in her hand
Just...over th'name bit, I guess.
>>3954424
That, and actions you can't do, and so on.
>>3954436
She's a strong girl, now, at least. I've got faith in'er...
>>3954480
>Loud screams of terror
>>3954449
Aussa the Earth Charmer. And my familiar.
>She tosses her staff over to her right hand and offers her left, as a winged, horned marmot swoops out of the air and lands on her shoulder
>>3954462
Maybe one day you'll tell me who you are. Have a fun time at work, Jeff-tan.
There was peace on the third night. Of note: Okayado failed to off himself. Aussa couldn't score a double kill on Sanders and Starlord.
Death returns courtesy of a trap. Was it a bear trap? A punji pit?
>>3954436
No, it's just an old story, it's happy if anything.
>>3954459
H-hey... You're hurting me now..
>>3954522
Yeah but you're a cool mysterious magical person! I'd expect a lot of adventures..
>>3954526
You could teach yourself or join a club that gives you that chance.
The Survival Game Club gave me that chance so I joined them. I don't really care that much about the Survival Games as our president or anyone in it though.
>>3954533
...So your name starts with N... hmm.. Nancy? No, that doesn't sound right... only other N name for a girl I can think of that isn't japanese is Nina. That it?
>>3954508
Sounds like you're trying to make excuses now.
It's okay though dumdum. There are people out there that think small chest girls are cute, so you're fine.
>>3954534
But the pay's good, right? Sometimes that's all that matters!
>>3954559
what the fuck is an Aikawa?
Elly gets called out for her orgy fetish
>>3954503
Grow? Well, yeah, you're probably done growing, right? You're too old to grow much more.
>>3954534
Mhm. You guys are bound for life, for sure.
Hey, um.. How do you make friends like that? Like.. Why's it seem like some people can make friends so easily?
How do I make everyone be my friend?
>>3954533
>She drapes her tail over your head.
Don't listen to mean ol' Aunt Fyxe. She's grouchy.
>>3954559
I'm starting to wonder why you haven't killed me off yet. It would be extremely unclassy of you if you let someone like me win.
>>3954490
How sad...
But who actually cares, have you ever had assassin attempt to kill you?
>>3954495
*Stares right into his eyes*
*Suddenly gets angry*
Why didn't you dodge it that?
After all you are a stand user
>>3954510
*Knifes form in the ground around Halcandran*
I don't care, I want to see your face.
>>3954534
*A metal pin stabs out the marmot head*
It still has iron.
>>3954577
Just like old times, right?
>>3954578
So you're mainly a cosplayer?
hey, do you have cat ears??
