RWBY/RT Trash General #161: Around the world
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Surrender rebel scum!
>>3953102
Never!
>read the RT article
>Blaine says his first and favorite game was Jak and Daxter
my Fauna
Posting Neon's distant Samurai relative.
whats your favorite thing about rwby
>>3953136
You can't resist forever!
Really fucking worried that Neo is actually a dude.
>>3953160
I don't know, man. I guess it has to be the fights or the characters. So, putting those things together, I guess it is when certain characters have good fights.
>>3953170
Why? She clearly has breasts.
>>3953170
Would you not suck her dick?
>>3953160
It's just the right mixture of anime and western tropes to be enjoyable and not complete weeb shit and can be acceptable to normies.
>>3953193
But that isn't Neon, it's a foreign relative of hers.
Heroes and Halfwits link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/ec9ee469-e83e-4b30-b382-e6c71c771ab2/index.m3u8
>>3953102
Is Ruby afraid that she will never be as strong as Summer Rose?
>>3953150
>first game was jak and daxter
How old are RT guys in general? I remember BGC still being released when I was in high school, and I'm old enough for my first game to be A Link to the Past.
>>3953170
Just because she has a penis doesn't mean she's not a girl you bigot. Women have dicks too, that doesn't make them not women.
>>3953162
I can last forever!
>>3953160
The main characters have enjoyable interactions with each other. That's about it.
>>3953259
late too mid twenties, founders are late 30's
i bet reese will be even cuter in volume 4
>>3953324
>late to mid twenties
but that's also me. weird.
>>3953324
>founders are late 30's
>Burnie Burn's wikipedia page says he was born in 1973 (age 43)
>>3953387
ok so late 30's early 40's
RWBYg
Chimpout in Atlanta soon
>>3953438
i thought atlanta was always like that
>>3953438
explain
>>3953438
let em, I'm safe here to talk about RWBY
>>3953498
Black man was found dead in a park
He was hanged
What would Ozpin say about Ruby's new outfit
>>3953438
anon do you think pyrrha will be resurrected
>>3953528
is that related to the thing I heard yesterday about a white cop shooting a black guy again?
>>3953533
Where did you even get that? Did you make it, buy it? Loot some dead bodies? You're just like your mother!
>>3953533
Too many belts, not subtle enough... which is PERFECT for diverting suspicion of being the one with the keikaku. Well done Ms. Rose, you're hiding in plain sight.
>>3953438
does this mean your going to go back to /pol/ to talk about it?
>>3953533
>~sip~
>>3953625
anon who is your favorite rwby
>>3953625
just out of curiosity do you bring up /pol/ topics on other threads here, or are you a RWBY fan which hold alt-right views
>>3953625
>b-but /trash/ is off-topic! xD memelord
Maybe if you were posting a new thread on the board, which is off-topic, instead of in a thread on the board, which has a topic.
>>3953625
>You mean the Chink shooting Philando" the walking Holocaust" Castile?
I have no idea what I mean. I heard there were 2 cops there, they both had those police cam things but they weren't working for some reason. It was caught on film by a guy in the area though and the black guy was trying to reach for the cop's gun, which is legal grounds for violent response. That's all I heard.
>They put Sheena in the credits but not Shane.
>>3953717
do you think ozpin has/had ulterior motives
Well now that it's safe to go off topic I can talk about stuff from my home board.
Which space marine chapter would Ruby play
pic related
>>3953773
what did she do even?
>>3953773
Did they put the other animators in the credits? If not then it doesn't seem like a big deal
>>3953811
Put out
>>3953795
Ultra Meme Marines
>>3953811
It's the special thanks section
>>3953717
Oh your thinking of that Alton dindu
Fucker was reaching for his right pocket and resisting arrest
Cop had every right to shoot him
>>3953685
>He actually watches this show
>He doesn't just come here to watch autists argue over "muh Waifu"
But I have watched the show(only V1 and V2) and yes you could say my views are "Right Wing" (Which is putting it lightly"
>>3953780
I think that ozpin is still so ambiguous that he could end up being the ultimate antagonist, even if he isn't now. Keep in mind that not all antagonists are bad guys, I think Raven will also be a good guy antagonist. There's just so much shit we don't understand about Ozpin and there's little clues and glaringly missing pieces here and there to cast enough suspicion on him. Salem singling him out as the primary target of her destructive keikaku (rather than peace, humanity, or civilization, all of which are byproduct casualties) isn't a good sign either.
>>3953819
Still waiting for that sex tape of her in a RWBY cosplay
>>3953795
>Yang-Salamanders
>Blake- Raven Guard
>Ruby- White scars
>Weiss-Imperial Fists
>Jaune-Ultramarines
God bless CSLucaris.
https://twitter.com/cslucaris/status/751213691970785280
>>3953817
>Did they put the names of people who worked on the show in the credits?
I fucking hope so
>>3953835
What special think did she do to earn a thanks, get poked by the creator of RWBY
>>3953851
Goddam that man is a treasure.
What if you heroically sacrificed yourself for your waifu but didn't die and came back after like a week and the first thing was to run to your waifu and tell her your somehow alive but she doesn't know who you are and then you find out that coming back came with a price and it's that no one remembers you
>>3953795
who tf Death Korp?
>>3953836
you should watch volume 3, while it's on a hiatus
>>3953848
>>Blake- Raven Guard
>>3953817
>>3953856
They put everyone who touched RWBY.
>>3953825
Is Guiliman Ruby's spiritual liege, you'd think it's Mortarion
>>3953851
Praise the Kung Fu Chocolate Milf
>>3953887
>Go innawoods
>Build comfy house
>Sit on porch waiting until she remembers
>Grow large beard
>>3953851
Godbless
>>3953951
Did he make a Winter one yet?
>>3953848
I take it back, Jaune would be Templars
>>3953981
>what would you say, some felinid homebrew army?
Look at the picture.
>>3953887
At least you still exist, it's not like you're forced with a torturous existence where you can't die and nobody even sees or remembers you but you still walk the world.
So you just got a reboot instead, make your waifu fall in love with you all over again, not a bad deal.
>>3953998
No but I guess he plans to, eventually. Could always ask him.
>>3953795
Ruby would be all about the Salamanders. Making weapons and helping out the common man would be her jam.
>>3953983
I want to show Salem that humanity is good as a whole and doesn't need to be destroyed!
>>3953193
I want to post meme cat but I agreed to honor the will of the dubs for a week.
[spoiler]An it's obvious though I'm just using these as an exploit till then.[/spoiler]
>>3953230
Neon's former KGB Russian cousin can confirm this is true.
What if Penny played Necrons
>>3953909
>i am of hearing
>blak dont litson ot her
>>3954035
What makes you think she would care?
>>3954034
I can hear Ruby shout "Vulkan Lives" as she plays
>>3953851
>His lewd tumblr profile picture is Neo
Best!
>>3954065
help her load up on metallic paint
>>3954065
I want to be eviscerated by qt 3.14 Necron Penny
>>3954035
>But Anon, this outfit was clearly made with ill intentions!
>>3953887
can i attempt to woo her all over again?
>>3953780
>Were we born to fight and die, sacrificed for one huge lie.
>Are we heroes keeping peace? Or are we weapons pointed at the enemy so someone else can claim a victory
>Form your armies, dream your dreams, make your plans and plot your schemes
>It was you who ended their lives, made them to dig their own graves, with your dark, sick, cruel design; convinced them their world could be saved
>Have you no shame, signing them up for your war. Train them to fight what they can't beat, your sins are what they'll pay for
>Sacrifice them for your needs; slaughter is coming the end drawing near, you'll regret your deeds
>legends and fairytales scattered in time, maidens and kingdoms wrapped up in a lie.
>these children you mislead, you'll watch them all bleed
>trusting Ozpin over Salem
>>3954093
>You will never wash sticky popsicle juice off of Neo
>>3953851
>Reese's face when she walks in on this
>tfw no Ahego Neon
>>3954131
>You will never lick sticky popsicle juice off of Neo
>>3954112
>You purposely go easy on her because she's a new player
>Penny can't help but giggle as she blows apart your tactical marines with her monolith
Would she play Mechanicus though
>>3954131
>You will never see Winter playfully deepthroat a popsicle to show her sexual attraction to you
>>3954192
is she wearing pants?
>>3954122
>Salem decides to try to sneak into Beacon herself
>Only uses a school uniform as a disguise
>Everyone is a bit freaked out cause she looks like a human Grimm
>Sure some people do that but not in public really
>The outfit is a bit too small, its tight on her voluptuous form
>People soon get over her Grimm like looks
>Begins to get love letters in her locker
>>3954192
>She will never accidently choke on it
>Winter will never try to act sexy and keep fucking it up
>>3953160
This place
Also some of the girls like
>Penny
>Ruby
>Nora
>Neo
>Velvet
>>3954210
You can see the seam.
>>3954192
>Winter with her hair down
>>3954065
Neo-Dark Eldar
>She sadisticly smiles as she crushes your GEQ
>>3954035
>Prove humanity is good to Salem
>Now she's even more determined to destroy them
Good going dingus
>>3953795
I don't know much about Space Marines but I'm interested in what Neon would be.
>>3954246
Harlequins
>>3954246
Space Wolves
>The anti-Space Marines
>>3954224
i also like penny nora and ruby
>>3954223
Jokes on me, I like watching women choke and cry!
>>3954224
Good taste
>>3954264
Emerald should be Harlequins
>>3954093
Gotta say I love the Grimm Pyrrha set he did for me. Worth every damn penny.
What Imperial Guard Regiment would Your Waifu(or Husbando for you fags out there) be a member of
>>3954275
>Anti-Space Marines
Wat
I thought they only hated inquisitors?
>>3954223
>Weiss see's Winter trying to be sexy
>tries to out do her sister
>>3954348
>They both keep fucking up their attempts of Seduction
>>3954308
>Winter
Valhallan or Vostroyan
>>3954130
>Trusting the songs
>>3954305
Grimm Pyrrha going ballistic when she thinks that Jaune is in danger of being lured away when?
>>3954305
Yeah, it's pretty good. But I've got a thing for fearplay.
>>3954391
>Grimm Pyrrha
>Caring about Jaune as a person
>>3954348
>You will never be a wealthy Atlesian aristocrat heir whose family are the rival's to the Schnee's
>Weiss and Winter would never try to seduce you to get back at their dad
>>3954130
>>trusting Ozpin over Salem
Neither are a side worth fighting for, the true savior is Ruby "Silver Eyes" Rose.
>>3954388
>Not trusting the songs
Apparently Jeff wrote almost as much of RWBY as Monty did. He said on the RTX panel that he came up with the idea of the grave in the red trailer to be her mom. Monty just wanted a grave cause it was cool.
>>3954374
>You will never be a regular Guardsman that has been chosen to be Colonel Winter's "Personal assistant"
>>3954417
This
Jaune is just one of many in the series of dicks that is Pyrrha's new life
>Next season of GOT in less than a Year
>next RWBY Volume 4 in about 3 months
>new season of Bojack Horseman in about two weeks
At least I have Camp Camp and Chibi
>>3954457
>Living Pyrrha was a cuck
>Dead Pyrrha is a slut
>>3954447
She'd have to be a officer of a regiment with both genders, like the one in Caiphus Cain that I forgot.
>>3954491
If you died an unsatisfied virgin, you wouldn't waste your second chance either
Would you let your waifu peg you?
Here's a theory I don't think I saw anyone bring up yet:
Salem is the shell of the former winter maiden, but due to some keikaku that causes her to now hate Ozpin (who's been around for fucking ever) her maiden power was shattered and left her in a corrupted form, causing her to give birth to the Grimm. The splinter that broke off of the winter maiden's power was similar in foundation, and became a hereditary eye-based power known to the world as silver eyes. The only way to reunite the two powers into their whole form is for one to absorb the other. So, as long as Salem and the current holder of the silver eyes both continue to exist, Grimm will never disappear from Remnant. Basically Salem is Voldemort.
What if RWBY took place in Minnesota?
>>3954527
>Tfw no art of Neo with a strapon
>>3954398
>>3954417
So...very...hungry....
>>3954547
>Weiss makes lutefisk
>Only Blake eats it
>>3954434
That's exactly the problem. Jeff does his own writing outside of the actual RWBY and there are severe levels of dissonance.
>>3954562
>Those fangs will never graze your cock
>>3954348
>Sitting at house
>Been married to Weiss Schnee for over 5 happy years
>See Weiss walking past the windows behind the garden
>Ignore it and go back to watching TV
>*Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop*
>"Anon..."
>Turn around
>Weiss is drenched head to toe with water
>Has the audacity to get a popsicle from the fridge while she's at it
>Weiss please
>>3954532
>Ozpin older than Salem
>Maidens older than Grimm
>Any human older than Grimm
My sides.
>>3954601
This fills me with suffer. :(
>>3954632
>Ozpin is human
When the fuck is this coming out? trailers been out for a year
>>3954532
>Thomas.jpg
>>3954614
>Not jumping her bones right there and impregnating her.
Anon please.
>>3954547
Who gets pregnant?
>>3954667
>>3954614
>Been dating Weiss Schnee for half a year
>Move in with her in a quiet place in East Atlas
>Her sister comes to visit
>Every fucking time Weiss isn't looking, Winter is performing seductive acts
>Sloppily deepthroats a popsicle
>Pinches your ass
>Leans in close and lets a throaty moan out into your ear before asking if you've enjoyed having her around
>>3954667
explain this meme
>>3954659
>Wizards aren't human
>Ozpin isn't a fraud who stole his powers
What if 4kids aired RWBY instead?
>>3954710
>What if this show didn't have blood
>What if this show didn't have swearing
>>3954547
Id like to listen to port talk about Lake Wobegrimm on the Vale home companion
His voice lulling me into relaxation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd2mywVkgoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNSI9XemXdo
>>3954735
s... so.... exactly the same?
>>3954710
Nobody would have guns or weapons, they'd just point at each other and wave their arms.
Where's that Penny flipping off, we need this.
>>3954710
Penny's death would imply she got magnetized and her components got fried
I don't know how they would pull Pyrrha's death
Tuckson's death is pretty PG
>>3954710
>Qrow loves apple juice and always carries it around with him.
>He was in a juice bar before meeting Winter
>He was hyper from some candy he hate earlier.
>Adam poked Blake with a stick.
>Adam broke Yang's arm.
>Cinder sent Pyrrha to another dimension.
>Mercury knocked his dad unconscious
>Finally, I get to smack a Schnee.
RWBYg
The time has come for my weekly masturbation session
However
I find 99% of porn fucking disgusting and my mind keeps drifting to other things
Wat do
>>3954769
I forgot 4kids did that
>Pyrrha's gun turns into a watergun
>Ruby's CR gets neutered into a sound cannon or something
>Yang's Ember Celica shoots sound waves
>Ren's guns are water guns
>Nora shoots paint grenades or something
>Blakes Gambol Shroud is a watergun with a foam sword
Actually, just watch their shitty One Piece thing
>>3954849
you're probably a faggot
>>3954131
Wash with...what, exactly?
>>3954849
How much do you like tentacles/forced impregnation?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11045077/1/Slithering-Darkness
pic unrelated
>>3954882
>you'll never soak Neo with acid that melts her away
>>3954912
I want to fight aliens in a fighter jet that turns into a mech while team RWBY sings Japanese pop songs that power me up.
>>3954945
>I want to fight aliens in a fighter jet that turns into a mech while team RWBY sings Japanese pop songs that power me up.
Ruby singing would probably melt aliens alone.
>>3954862
>Pyrrha's gun turns into a watergun
So it's exactly as useful as it always was?
>>3954945
i want to understand your reference
>>3954901
now pic related
What if RWBY was like Full House
>>3954491
>>3954962
Can't be any worse than Blake's singing
>>3954976
We've only seen it transform two times huh?
When she's scouting for Jaune after she lands on the tree, and when they fight the Deathstalker
>>3954901
>Tentacles
Dicks in disguise
>Forced Impregnation
Only acceptable if your raping an enemy Queen/princess or High ranking Woman in times of war or Merging a population together
>>3954912
>You will never witness Neo nourishing Ruby
>Digesting away, listing to her pained wimpers
I have to take out the trash, Don't let Ruby have any cookies till I get back ok
>>3955032
Actually its okay in times of war in general
>>3954980
http://myanimelist.net/anime/28013/Macross_%CE%94
>>3955035
>>3954992
Not that far a stretch, Weiss is already a racist.
>>3955035
>>3955076
Back off Ruby, I got this!
>>3955032
>Only acceptable if your raping an enemy Queen/princess or High ranking Woman in times of war or Merging a population together
WHELP
Time to write that Jackal Faunus story now
>>3955095
You can't stop me.
>>3955035
Gimme
>>3955117
Also its acceptable to do it as a means of creating Soldiers
What's the idea behind the story?
>>3955117
Jackal story
Is the Jackal getting raped or doing the raping?
>>3955120
Look out, cookies!
What if you were having sex with Ruby and she asked if you would shit on her chest?
>>3955254
>Oops I accidentally fed the cookies directly to Ruby!
Nom nom nom!
>>3955270
>>3955117
>Jackal Fanus
I'll repeat the sentiment I raised in the previous thread.
Jackal Girls my favorite.
[s]Thus why I made my OC one.[/s]
>>3955212
>>3955181
>>3955035
>>3955295
Ok I'm Bac..RUBY WHAT THE FUCK I SAID NO COOKIES.
>>3955430
Pic related
>>3955465
California Gold a best
>>3955430
Yes. You should most definitely write this.
It might be happening
Could be a false flag
Will be monitoring /b/ just in case
>>3955465
I don't even like most brown girls but Dark Vanilla and Indian Summer are doing things to me
>>3955275
>>3955295
>>3955438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhrPk8bbPg
"God damn it Jaune you useless mother fucker"
"I told you to keep the cookies safe from Ruby but you fucked it up"
"God you are worse than Scarlet "Dicky Bitch" David"
>>3955553
>no date
it's fake bro
>Leave whenever you want
That should be standard at most rallies that SJW's go to
>>3954554
There are like 3 all of her raping Yang.
>>3955553
Who cares
What if Yang just binge watched Hulu and Netflix for the last 6-8 months, and all she did during Volume 4 was quote T.V and movie references
Ignore this post ill finish it whenever anyone gets dubs just keep posting normally.
>>3955654
check em
>>3955654
No, stop this, all that happened last time was the thread got derailed and we burned through most of our image limit.
>>3955654
Only get, I'll post normally after
>>3955695
Nah i wanna finish it.
>>3955641
Yang looks like she'll sit down and light a cigarette this volume
>>3955654
>>3955654
Look at these cuties!
>>3955750
What if Weiss asked you to pee on her
>>3955778
Barb's purddy
>>3955329
I-is that it?
>>3955641
>What if Yang was replaced by Abed
10/10 would watch.
>>3955465
African Queen = Bedouin Dreams > Dusky Dravidian = Red Earth > Evening Elvan > Turkish Rose Water > The Okinawan > Scent of Cinnamon > California Gold = Indian Summer > Dark Vanilla.
All shades of brown are delicious though.
The killer's going to be Gray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vWGbhqSprE
>>3955873
>Troy and abed replace Yang and Blake
Holy shit I'd subscribe to RT for this
SIX VOLUMES AND A MOVIE
>>3955654
May "If you say she's Gay, just go away" Zedong
>>3955946
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
>>3955654
Hickok45 here.
>>3955654
Who is that meant to be on drums.
>>3955465
California Gold a best
>>3955946
>Ozpin act's like the Dean
>Every time you see him he has a new outfit
>>3956015
brown coco I think
>>3956015
Chocococo. Not to be confused with Coco or Ruby.
>>3956015
No clue but they got 44.
>>3956055
>Brown Coco on keyboard AND drums
>>3955654
Rolling for Globalization.
George Soros
>>3953259
>>3953259
>>3953150
the game is the best
>>3956100
DELETE THIS
>>3954434
>I'll swallow my pride for you(Pyrrha to Jaune)
I don't know anon.
>>3955654
Rolling again for manager.
>>3956100
>Organization that wants to tear kingdoms apart
>Globalist
You can't even keep your own shit straight. Try again.
>>3955654
Rolling for David
>>3953065
So what are we up to these days, RWBYg?
>>3956171
Going to take my new pistol to the range tomorrow
>>3956171
stupid shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5auIh_A8Eo
>>3956171
Thinking up ideas for RWBY games that will never be made.
>>3956171
I'm catching up on my enormous manga backlog. Right now, UQ Holder.
>>3956212
I read that up until like, the re-introduction of Fate, and then fell out of it.
Wonder how far along it is now?
>>3955654
>>3956204
No I meant was that your Jackal Girl. But I assume now it isn't.
>>3956256
>>3956118
Pyrrha seemed way more bitchy towards Weiss in the song than she actually is too
>>3955654
Rollin Venom Meme
How bout if you don't succeed delete the post.
>>3956258
Oh, no.
The RWBY Jackal Faunus I came up with doesn't have any art. Just a character profile I put in a pastebin. I was meaning to talk to an artist friend of mine who's drawn some jackal girls for me in the past to do a little character sheet for me, but sort of...neglected to pursue it further. I should probably see about looking into that again.
>>3955654
>>3956244
I was about that far in too, I'm only a bit past there now in the middle of the following arc. There's over 3 times as many chapters as there were up to that point, so I figure it's high time I got back into it. I want to see whatever became of the old Ala Alba crew too, if they ever get around to it. Supposedly the very early hints show that Touta's grandmother was Konoka, and Kuroumaru is somehow related to Setsuna, but I haven't gotten to the point where that's explained.
