Zootopia Thread: Penis Monster Time 2.0
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Post about how your dreams are haunted by the nasty and dirty things that you're looked at during the daytime. Or not.
Yeah I'm picking this one over the pseudo-penis one.
fox
>>3951480
>>3951398
Found it
>'Give me your badge'
>Judy gives Bogo her badge
>'Now the vest. That's official ZPD property.'
>Judy tearfully takes off her body armor and hands it over.
>'And the radio. And your equipment. Just hand over the whole belt.'
>Judy hesitantly unbuckles her belt. It clatters to the ground along with her tears.
>'Uniform as well.'
>Judy nods. 'I-I'll send it over when I get home.'
>'NO, HOPPS. Uniform. NOW.'
>'w-what?'
>'Do you want us to take you in for impersonating a police officer? No? Then take. it. off.'
>Judy's in tears. She slowly lowers the zipper. Raises it back a bit and then continues lowering it.
>'NOW, HOPPS!'
>Judy's a sobbing mess as her bodysuit falls to the ground. She tries to cover herself up with her legs together and her hands over her bra.
>Another ZPD officer, a wolf steps forward.
>'Well, well, well, what do we have here? Chief, looks like another case of indecent exposure!'
>Bogo grins. 'We'll just have to take her in for questioning.'
>Judy looks at them, wide eyed. Nose twitching uncontrollably. Tears streaming down her cheeks.
>'Yes boss!' Wolf takes out a pair of handcuffs.
>Another ZPD officer, a coyote pipes up.
>'We better search her for contraband!'
>Judy's voice cracks as she shouts. 'I-I don't have anything left!'
>Bogo shrugs. 'Are you sure about that?' His gaze goes to Officer McHorn. 'Empty. It. Off. All of it.'
>In the back, muzzled in the back seat of a ZPD cruiser, Nick wipes the blood out of his eyes and is horrified to see McHorn closing in on his former colleague, spray can ready.
>He can't unhear her screams.
Reminder that Gideon is for merciless beatings from his father for being a queerboy.
>>3951606
>>3951606
yeah I'm not going to read this one
>>3951465
>no TT link
Do I have to do this shit every time?
>http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvWjgp5c70A
Heres the CinemaSins video.
>You find a Jack Savage all restrained
What do?
>>3951606
wait... i'm quite sure the spray can thing wasn't there before
>MCHORN!
>>3951606
I applaud your searching skills, but still want to smack you in the head
>>3951621
This is a bad meme.
>>3951606
>read first line
>recognise it
>click - >hide
nice try
>>3951680
Rut him. Of course.
>>3951680
Pastor enema.
>>3951465
Link to the thread journal
http://pastebin.com/n2g2hmWK
>>3951606
>>Bogo shrugs. 'Are you sure about that?' His gaze goes to Officer McHorn. 'Empty. It. Off. All of it.'
>>In the back, muzzled in the back seat of a ZPD cruiser, Nick wipes the blood out of his eyes and is horrified to see McHorn closing in on his former colleague, spray can ready.
I saw what you did there.
...I think.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.19.57_[2016.07.08_01.06.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Iy9Jsc.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.19.57_[2016.07.08_01.06.16].jpg")
I wish the movie would have more Finnick.
His characters has such potential.
>>3951688
I greatly enjoy the facial expressions of both of them in that image.
>>3951692
It's been changed to a McHorn joke
>>3951716
>sequel hook
>>3951654
>>3951709
Jesus Christ how many things are we going to put up there
>>3951716
Potential fuckbuddy for Nick, yes.
>>3951724
The bun is agressive.
>>3951621
Gideon is unshakeable.
>>3951736
is not like i didn't read it when it was originally posted.
not much surprises me now.
So, my apartment has not had working internet for two days or so.
What have I missed?
>>3951736
Well I read it the first time it was posted.
I'm already desensitized to it.
Reminder of Nate's greatness
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.23.12_[2016.07.08_01.13.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zO5u7lT.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.23.12_[2016.07.08_01.13.30].jpg")
Is this reference to something?
>>3951761
Well, you can shake his belly.
But that's still a positive with him.
>>3951716
I want him to call Nick Daddy in the sequel
>>3951541
I'm with the eweposter on this one.
>>3951783
The 'Born Feral' shirt?
Isn't it the same font as 'Runaway Brain'?
>>3951783
The shirt?
Not entirely sure, but it reminds me of pic related.
>>3951606
>>3951765
This, for one.
Reminder that it's not gay if it's prey.
>>3951805
So do I, anon. So do I.
>>3951783
Exact same style as the Far Cry Blood Dragon game title, which is to say, every generic 80s font ever. I don't think it's special.
>>3951628
>almost done
>done
You deserve more (You)'s than you get.
>>3951751
At least we haven't gone /vg/ levels of retardedly long OP posts. Yet.
>>3951779
I just realized the fox daughter is wearing a scout uniform.
Adorable.
>>3950840
Heya buddy, sorry I missed you!
I probably should put all my recordings into playlists to make them easier to navigate, but all my recordings can be found here:
https://soundcloud.com/you/collection
>>3951654
Thursday anon, here.
Thanks for the help, friend!
Quick update on where we are as well as reminders
Where we are:
>Suggest themes until Sunday
>Voting starts on Monday, ends on Wednesday 23:59
>Entire week to draw/write/compose!
>Submission day (TT): 21st of July
17 themes on the table as of now - Monday strawpoll will be a multiple choice one.
Let me know if any of you got any questions, anons.
![tumblr_nhsbo61A2v1s0j2jao1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MEHgqgH.jpg "tumblr_nhsbo61A2v1s0j2jao1_1280[1].jpg")
>>3951783
>>3951825
Yeah, looks like that kind of logo. Maybe one of the retro techno bands has one closer to it, but I think power glove did the music for blood dragon and it's not their logo.
from the last thread,
The problem with Hyenas. Hyenas are cool, they are large, extremely intelligent, highly social, omnivorous pack hunters that have some nifty stereotypes associated with them. And frankly there just aren't that many well known pack cool pack animals to choose from. However when you look closer hyenas have some cultural and physiological eccentricities that when anthropomorphised take a headlong nosedive so far down the freaky fetish hole that you are guaranteed to squick 95% of your audience.
You literally have an extreme matriarchal society where the chicks have dicks and are half again larger than any male. There is no way you can incorporate them into an anthropomorphic society and not be accused of playing to fetishes without either figuratively or literally castrating them, which just goes a different direction, you cant win.
If you want a social carnivore character for your story go for something else, like a wolf or a lion.
>>3951875
>https://soundcloud.com/you/collection
No, that can't be fucking right...
Shit, hold on...
>>3951777
Trips of the nate?
Reminder to sexualize the Honey.
>>3951916
Reminder to always wear protection.
>>3951916
Based nobby's way ahead of you.
>no one uses the Psuedopenis Edition thread even though it was made earlier
kek
New thread, figure I'll shill this one last time.
http://pastebin.com/zs0Ku5B3
Very short story, probably about a minute's worth of reading. A re-imagining of Judy's resignation scene that gives Bogo a little more of an active role in trying to get her to stay on the force.
>>3951892
Just have male hyenas.
>>3951892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpy2rGXJ4eU
Your image just made me want to look this up.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.27.42_[2016.07.08_01.19.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0FH76zA.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.27.42_[2016.07.08_01.19.22].jpg")
>concrete...
>tell me your secrets
>>3951923
Screw it, I need to creampie her. I'll take the risk.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.27.43_[2016.07.08_01.22.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d8wE67L.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.27.43_[2016.07.08_01.22.23].jpg")
Alsol, during this scene, Nick pulls up the briefcase but in such way you can barely see it.
Has ComicAnon been around today?
>>3951958
If her leg wasn't in the air, I'd say she looked pretty dead.
>>3951875
>https://soundcloud.com/you/collection
Is it possible to download these and play them on an MP3 ?
>>3951944
so you are saying you prefer subby bitch-boys, got it.
>>3951916
I did a quick GIS of sexual honey, hoping to find something funny, like a dildo being used as a honey dipper, or maybe r34 of the Honey Nut Cheerio bee.
But instead I got pics of Honey Boo Boo.
Now I want to boil my eyes and penis in acid.
>>3951935
Link to it?
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.28.10_[2016.07.08_01.24.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WoreEsz.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.28.10_[2016.07.08_01.24.02].jpg")
>Is he fucking retarded?
/r/ that picture of bogo fucking judy on the desk and there's like a photo of his wife on it.
i need it
for research
purposes.
>>3951928
I don't get what Nick's doing in that position. I thought it might be lying he head in her lap but he looks like he's too close to her to do it comfortably.
>>3951958
>the way her face smooshes against the ground
She is cute in literally every image, it doesn't even matter what she's doing
Fucking bunny magic
>>3951892
It's possible to have a psuedo-penis female character that's not fucking terrible. There were furry drawings of it before Becca came along, damn it.
>>3951859
Wait there was a Finnick on Nick one?
>>3951892
Of course you have one fucking massive error here.
You're conflating all four species of Hyena and assuming they're all the same as the Spotted Hyena.
Also of course the fact you can write about spotted hyenas without mentioning the pseudophallus, it's just harder with lewd.
>>3951971
>That (not quite) 50 Blessings tag
>>3951972
I dunno, has anyone seen comicanon?
Try leaving a comma out of a compound sentence: that might rustle him out of hiding!
>>3951976
I... think... so? I have no idea how soundcloud works... let me try downloading something off someone else!
Also the link is https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115
>>3951989
Glad that I never even looked.
>>3951939
I liked it!
You should make an account somewhere to post things.
>>3951971
Yup. They didn't cheat it.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.28.12_[2016.07.08_01.26.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s65MyY5.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.28.12_[2016.07.08_01.26.10].jpg")
>>3951961
Man, did anyone cap that discussion about Honey wondering what it'd be like if Nick knocked her up? Where she imagined him being a badger, or her being a fox and how it'd mean he'd need to be around more often.
>>3952003
He's lying across her lap, with his head lying on her left leg. Remember, Anon, they're animals and aren't limited by our basic as fuck human spine. They can sleep comfortably in positions we can't even imagine.
>>3951977
Hey, it's possible to be submissive while also being tender, loving, and sharing power.
>>3952043
>VERY fast doggo jumping at incredible hihg speed
>>3952055
You bet it is.
>>3951999
>>3951976
So when I googled it, a website popped up that seems to allow you to pop a soundcloud link into it and converts it into an MP3. I just tried it and it worked no problem.
Can't plug it into 4chan because the system things I'm posting spam. Very annoying!
But I think that should work!
>>3951975
Agreed.
>>3952043
They did cheat Judy's snatching of the tickets in the intro scene, though.
>>3951892
>don't sniff my pseudo-penis or my daughter's pseudo-penis ever again
>>3952053
Even so, he's sitting with his butt flat. That looks like his spine turns at a straight 90° to the left
>>3952018
It seems I can download from soundcloud with a download tool
>>3951999
Trips Anon, please.
Do not use your powers for evil.
>>3952093
Thank you.
>>3952004
Who wouldn't take a bunny home?
>>3952103
Did't she grab them right before Gideon pushed her down? You couldn't see her arms or his chest in that scene, and immediately after she kicks him, when you see his chest again, the tickets are gone.
>>3952013
Pretty sure we're thinking of the same thing, by the 'Pastor John' or such dude.
>>3952110
There we go!
Post funky music!
https://soundcloud.com/skeewiff/skeewiff-feat-bam-jungle-brothers-you-just-made-my-day
>>3952046
I want Judy to slug my smug
>>3952018
Hey, ComicAnon, since the Gideon and Tigers thing is finished, I was wondering if you'd blind read it. I think you stopped at chapter two ending, and there's a three and four. Thanks.
>>3952129
I prefer otters.
>>3952114
I'm using my powers for that
[spoiler]hot bogo dicking[/spoiler]
>>3952018
Hey comicanon. Been thinking about what should be in the first chapter of Nightclub. Will work on it tonight and tomorrow.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.32.32_[2016.07.08_01.31.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LA2D7Ad.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.32.32_[2016.07.08_01.31.40].jpg")
>the way they hold each other
You just know
>>3952093
HE MARRIED A WHITE GIRL
REEEEEEEE RACE WAR NOOOOOWWWWWW
>>3952052
I don't care if it's hardcore heresy, I want some other species to fill her with baby batter and make her take it. Go with Pokemon and kids inherit the mother's traits basically.
>>3952178
He's supporting her because of her injured leg, stop grabbing for straws.
>>3952178
Just friends Anon
>>3952178
>that internal struggle you can see through his eyes, closed as they are, about how low is too low to hold the bun
>inspiration and surge of energy always strike after midnight
>need to leave the thread early today
>>3952080
Fuck. Yes.
>>3952152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGt6zPIfUuU
>>3952152
https://soundcloud.com/skeewiff/sesame-street-twelve-skeewiffs
>>3952107
I can see how you'd think that but he's lying completely on his left side.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.32.57_[2016.07.08_01.33.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fVTQFxl.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.32.57_[2016.07.08_01.33.19].jpg")
>Did I falsely imprisoned those animals?
Did he just used Nick's advice, but in wrong way?
>>3952192
This was just a bad joke, it's not real.
>>3952197
>yourretardedopinion.jpg
>>3952165
Otters are rabbits of the water.
>>3952150
Oh right, sorry got confused as technically that's Nick on Finnick.
But hey, FinNick is good whichever way around.
>>3952162
I definitely can!
My current blind read schedule is Walk Away Renee, Ground Fighting, and now the finished version of Gideon vs Tiger Corp!
Looking forward to it! One of the funniest things I've read!
>>3952169
Great to hear! I'll be available tomorrow for sure on Discord to talk about it!
>>3952208
Love Goldfish.
>>3952209
One of my favorites! Everyone needs more Skeewiff in their life.
>>3952217
Yes, that's the joke
>>3952178
>>3952213
Shouldn't you be able to see at least a thigh then?
>>3952217
How do you think he got those scars.
>>3952117
For a moment I was afraid I'd posted a thumbnail or something, no problem, happy to help.
>>3952162
By the by, remembered that you were feeling a bit of stress. Hope everything is working out good with you!
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.34.22_[2016.07.08_01.36.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qQqZYMU.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.34.22_[2016.07.08_01.36.47].jpg")
Do we know Nick's middle name?
1-4: Go play vidya
5-9: Write a story about Nick and Judy's very first time
Dubs or better: DO IT NOW
>>3952321
Piberius
>>3952240
Isn't it that Nick blows Finnick, Nick gets blown by Finnick, and then Nick dicks Finnick? So, technically, I guess it's both x-on-y and y-on-x. Heh.
>>3952297
Look at that hair. There's just so much of it to grab onto.
He's a prison bitch now, but he's so proud they had to rough him up a little.
>>3952321
Piberius
>>3952321
George Nigger
>>3952321
PINGAS
>>3952297
I still like to imagine he was married to one of the Nighthowler victims, and when the cops raided the asylum, he was in her cell, being mauled by her while still trying to prevent her from being taken by the ZPD.
Because I like adding tragedy to things.
>>3952321
Peenusweenus
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.35.23_[2016.07.08_01.38.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aQu9zdX.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.35.23_[2016.07.08_01.38.56].jpg")
What type of car is this?
>>3952338
I think he had those scars on Judy's promotion.
>>3952365
TOMORROW I'LL
>>3952338
He had those before them, on Judy announcement.
>>3952380
What kind of animal dildo is that in the background?
>>3952321
Penis
>>3952321
Pancho
>>3952241
It's nothing to do with funk, but I'm currently listening to and recommend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-NDXtDUcGQ
Call it pop rock meets arena rock meets disco! And, hey, pretty colors!
>>3952380
>World's biggest dragon dildo in the background
>>3952297
He had those before, actually.
>>3952403
Looks like duck's dick.
>>3952403
Pig or boar maybe? They swirly.
>>3952321
Piberius
>>3952241
>>3952313
Thanks.
>>3952446
I don't know, anon.
Tell me.
>>3952380
My bigger question is what kind of car is that?
>>3952424
I dunno, I guess I forgot the zero. Doesn't matter now.
I just hope I make it as good as the other lewd scene I did.
>>3952403
Duck dicks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
>>3952463
ZT Cruiser
>>3952426
It's the Zootopian version of the 80s mullet!
>>3952463
It looks like a cloud car.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.36.57_[2016.07.08_01.45.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5wRUTAD.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.36.57_[2016.07.08_01.45.09].jpg")
YOU JUST KNOW
>>3952533
>YOU JUST KNOW
That Judy thinks of Nick as a cool older brother and the second she meets Jack Savage she'll lose whatever interest she had in a former felonious fox?
>>3952533
>>3952533
...That Judy has an adorably chic fashion sense? Yes, yes we do.
>>3952533
Yes! I just know that Jack will marry Judy in the second movie.
>>3952533
That Judy is excited about finally seeing her celebrity crust, Gazelle, in person while not on duty.
>>3951720
They're perfect for each other
>>3952533
>"Oooh, this is so amazing having such close seats for the concert! Thank you Nick."
>"Don't mention it, Carrots. Just one of the perks of dating Gazelle."
>"I just wish my boyfriend could be here."
>"I'm sure Gideon doesn't mind missing the concert."
>>3952533
>>3952563
Don't forget the aftermath
>>3951892
I hate hyena posters
>>3952581
Crush*
>>3952581
>celebrity crust
sounds delicious
>>3952563
That's still the warmest JudyxNick image to me.
It just looks so right.
>>3952562
if only he existed in the movie, anon. IF ONLY
>>3952533
>>3952563
I never knew the second image was made to sync with the screenshot...
>>3952372
Fuck, /v/ is weird
>>3951892
I thought that was only for the spotted hyenas.
>>3952622
I disagree
>>3952581
>celebrity crust
I hear that makes a good seasoning.
>>3952046
I cant believe Judy killed Nick
>>3952613
Zootopia 2 is only a half-decade and change away...
>>3952613
If only that dress of Judy's existed in the movie.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.37.54_[2016.07.08_01.46.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7RPVTmE.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.37.54_[2016.07.08_01.46.53].jpg")
>wolf and his son
>the kid is howling
cute
DRESSED DOWN CONTINUES
>"Nick, I'm so proud of you. I can't believe what you've accomplished here."
>"I did it all for you."
>"I love you, Nick."
>"I love you too, Judy..."
~~~
>Nick Wilde wakes up on his couch with a fluffy bunny collapsed on his chest
>She whimpers a bit as Wilde shifts around
>Apparently having her over last night wasn't a dream
>He suddenly becomes aware of his splitting headache
>He rubs his eyes and shifts July off of him
>Wilde stares at his reflection in the bathroom mirror
>An old man stares back at him
>Dark grey fur surrounds his lips
>The bags under his eyes growing more pronounced every day
>He remembers what he said to Judy in his dream
>Swiftly he is consumed by anger
>Anger for letting his perfect marriage die
>For letting his job destroy him for so many years
>The nail in his head shoots a burst of agony into him
>Now he is headed down a path of self-destruction
>Regret swirls through his mind like a maelstrom of fire
>He knew lust was going to destroy him
>He knew it was only a matter of time before somebody noticed him and July driving around
>Before somebody notices his-
>"Good morning, Scruff!"
>Wilde quickly looks down at the figure calling before him
>"Did you sleep well?" she giggles
>Wilde nearly vomits at the sight of the blurry rabbit
>The rabbit that stands in his home like an intruder
>He hated that she was destroying his life
>He had burrowed a nest of comfortable misery before she showed up
>"Get out of my house."
>"What? Nick, you drove me here..."
>"GET OUT OF MY DAMNED HOUSE!"
>Nick throws a glass at her and she darts for the exit
>"GET OUT OF MY LIFE!"
>"Out of my house..."
>Wilde falls to his knees and sobs into the carpet
>He pounds his fist into the shattered glass on the floor
>>3952666
EARS
>>3952625
Striped Hyenas aren't pack animals.
I have no idea about Brown Hyenas or Aardwolfs
>>3952666
>confirmed by satan.
SAVAGEHOPPS ENDORSED BY THE DEVIL.
WILDEHOPPS THE ONLY TRUE SALVATION.
>>3952426
He played college ball, you know.
>>3952676
>Son. Son, no.
>>3952625
It is.
Of course, 90% of the time you see a hyena in fiction, it'll be spotted.
Of course, they are one of the most populous of the four species. (Can't find definitive numbers on Aardwolves, so don't want to be too specific)
>>3952693
Okay, we now need a drawfriend to draw Lionhart as Senator Armstrong.
>>3952679
jesus fucking christ i can't tell if this is real or not
>>3952676
>son howls next to two police officers
>gets a $350 ticket for awooing in public
>after they get back from the concert the father beats his son
ok so
I shilled the tiniest lil comfyfic like once forever ago but then I died. I now have a functional computer and am actively updating. Just posted a new chapter and already working hard on the next.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7132508/chapters/16195550
This feels awkward but it would be super cool and really appreciated if I got some >>3952241 feedback on it. Or non-Comic feedback. You know how it is.
>>3952657
please tell me what this thing is so I can find porn of it
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.37.58_[2016.07.08_01.47.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gaxwr3S.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.37.58_[2016.07.08_01.47.00].jpg")
>the elephant kid doint toot toot like Finnick did earlier
deepest lore
>>3952679
>The nail in his head
>>3952741
Awoooooo
>>3952742
Is this fic Nick/Judy or
>just friends
>>3952754
Looks like Finnick finally got both that species and gender reassignment surgery.
>>3952742
I can give you feedback! Just about to take a shower now, but I'll be able to get that you tomorrow most likely.
>>3952768
Where's her husband?
>>3952781
top kek
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.37.21_[2016.07.08_01.58.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A1QXo8B.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.37.21_[2016.07.08_01.58.03].jpg")
>>3952807
>>3952822
I want to feel those big fluffy polar bear paws all over my body.
>>3952241
Hi vrbun!
Revisions are almost done for the baby steps prologue and work on the first chapter should begin tonight. Your advice really helped me out a lot.
And to other writers and readers. What is your prefered word count on chapters? Since I starder reading fiction I've always enjoyed very long stories with huge chapters in then (some of my favorites going into the 20k word count per chapter) but I understand most people prefer a higher number of small chapters.
What do you guys prefer? Give me a rough estimate.
>>3952679
Nice.
>>3952822
>baby bump
awww
>Where's her husband?
iced 'em
>>3952679
Can't he lose his job for physically assaulting his subordinate?
Either way, that's pretty fuckin' cold, even for Chief Wilde.
>>3952241
Awesome! So many ideas.
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.38.04_[2016.07.08_02.00.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/debp9kd.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_01.38.04_[2016.07.08_02.00.40].jpg")
I don't know why but female pigs are so sexy in this movie.
Also
>all those (you)'s today
And mom says I don't have any friends. Best evening since Christmas.
>>3952853
Don't make them something like 20k or even like 15k. More bite-sized... like 10k to 5k, maybe?
>>3952853
Generally I prefer a minimum of 2k-4k words per chapter, depending on the type of story.
>>3952716
tah dah
it was done ages ago
>>3952899
This is the saddest comment I've ever seen on this website.
>>3952679
Chief Wilde's self destruction is coming to fruition. I like it.
>>3952853
>What do you guys prefer? Give me a rough estimate.
I don't really have one.
As a writer, I end a chapter where I feel it needs to end.
But on average I think I usually let them run around 4,000 - 6,000 words per chapter.
It really depends on when you want to give your reader a break.
>>3952919
>Generally I prefer a minimum of 2k-4k words per chapter
If the average word count is less than 1000 words per chapter I refuse to read the story
2k-4k is absolutely perfect
>>3952853
>What is your prefered word count on chapters?
You end a chapter when you need to. Writing to a set number of words just leads to friction during the process--you start thinking "this is too short" or "I need to start wrapping this scene up in order to hit the mark." Far better it is to simply write out your scenes and structure the chapters around them. There are natural pauses in any narrative; you just need to spot those in editing.
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>>3952899
Them pigs, man... them pigs...
>>3952772
Current plan is this is the first of 3 bite-sized fics set over the course of around half a year about Nick and Judy navigating their evolving friendship/blossoming romance, among other things.
So no, not just friends.
>>3951671
the cinemasins video is so rushed, they skipped like half the movie
>tfw comments are complaining about furries complaining in the comments
>>3953042
Nice, I love slowburn
I'll be sure to give your fic a read
>>3952903
>>3952919
>>3952975
>>3952991
>>3953004
Alrighty, that works for me. Just don't want to drown a reader you know? If I see myself getting above the 10k count on a chapter I'll see about maybe splitting it into 2 chapters released at the same time.
Just to give someone who wants to take a break a point to do so.
Thanks guys.
T-typesetter kun.. Are you still alive?
>>3953042
Have only looked at the first several paragraphs so far, but it seems pretty alright. Good work.
From one writer-dude to another, I think you'll do fine.
>>3952751
Final boss of Kirby Planet Robobot. The version from the end of the True Arena, specifically.
>>3953022
fucking feminists
>>3953049
Did people really get triggered by this EWW? It was low as fuck and considering he admittedly enjoyed certain parts I'd say this is an ad for the movie rather than bashing it.
>>3952679
Nah, I can't deal with this.
>>3953133
People forget that it's comedy
>daily reminder from /pol/
All this mindbreak and OCs and SavageHopps stuff these days. Is there even any interest anymore in a good ol' fashioned WildeHopps smut greentext?
>>3953176
I would take one.
>>3953091
>that gif
Holy fucking shit that's adorable.
>>3953161
>what I saw
>what I expected people to expect
>what I expected
>what I got (note: not pictured cause I didn't see the movie)
>>3953097
>"Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck!"
>"Judy & Savage cucking nick!"
>"Reminder that Judy cucks nick on a daily basis!"
>"Whoooooooo <her head> ooooore!"
>"Single mom Judy is CUTE!"
>"It's just natural for rabbits!"
>"Judy cucks Nick and has Jack babies! Judy thinks of Jack when she masturbates him with her pregnant tummy and dewlap!"
>"Bunnies are natural sluts! Rabbits have no heat, it's default settings baby!"
>"Cucking Nick! Honey cucks Nick! Finnick cucks Nick!"
>"Cuck cuck! Judy has an affair with long forgotten friend! Cucks Nick!"
>"Judy Zootopia Bycicle! Pass it on!"
>"Judy bondgirl! Only pregnant bondgirl!"
>"I want to enter a bouncy house with Judy and 30 other male rabbits!"
>"Judy cucks Nick!"
From top left to bottom right.
>>3952321
Platonic
>>3953176
nope, here's weaver packstreet edition
>>3952922
the first thing that reminded me of is the rotted king from Armello.
>>3953176
Yes please, fuck off with all this OC garbage and give us something non-cringey
Calvin is sure going to have a relaxing time visiting his parents back on the farm, don't you think?
>>3953161
/pol/ user here
Zootopia tried really really hard to be neutral while still having a sappy message
>>3953289
I can't imagine anything going wrong at home, can you?
>>3953289
He brought his toy with him didn't he? It's on one of the bags isn't it? His dad is going to find it isn't he?
>>3952742
Well hey, all fucking right
Afraid I'm not much good at giving feedback anon, but can I just say, I enjoyed this when I read it a while back, and I'm glad to see it isn't dead. Keep up the good work!
