HG Thread
I like to blow big black cocks
I want to violently rape LD
I approve.
First, since you niggers are so slow
>>3947604
>>3947608
>>3947612
>>3947614
Thank you, I hoped you learned that I'm the best.
>>3947629
You're weird
Will hosting take my mind off all this cancer?
>>3947622
Glad you noticed the filename sempai!
What wish did you make also?
>>3947636
Thanks for the thread
>>3947636
I JUST CAME IN TO SAY HE DINDU NUFFIN
HE WAS A GOOD COCK
>>3947663
Let's find out.
>>3947617
Tried to fix another
>that's it for now
>>3947689
>thanks, but you don't have to do it for me.
>>3947581
Y-You caught me off guard, o-of course...! If I really wanted to stop it, I could've... I'm no otaku, and don't even try and imply I'm a chuunibyou!
>>3947605
An excellent performance! Congratulations and thanks to our winner and host respectively!
>>3947608
A power that protects its user...I wonder... Malleable Safeguard!
>>3947637
It seems this was not your moment, dark fledgling! Perhaps the next will yield more pleasant results? There's only one way to find out!
>>3947647
I want to violently rape the squirrel
>>3947636
>point-blank birdshot
For what purpose? That shit's inedible now.
>>3947701
It's fine, I wanted to do it to see whether it's possible.
I'm surprised that it actually works and you can generate a better quality out of nothing.
>>3947662
Congrats and welcome back
>>3947720
>yeah, they look better.
>>3947725
Thanks Ocelot
>>3947725
Knock knock
>>3947708
You really sucks at giving names... It's official now.
What about:
Marshmallow shields !
Comfy and delicious
>>3947720
How'd you do it
>>3947748
I hope you die.
>>3947742
Who's there?
>>3947752
>resize smaller in Gimp
>upscale with medium noise filter by 1.6x with waifu2x
>sharpen image in Gimp by between 30 and 60 percent
>repeat this 3 times
>>3947773
It's me, cocksucker. Let me in.
>>3947662
>Pokes it a few times.
. . .
>>3947708
Let's try this again then.
At the count of three I will fire a bullet towards your palm.
1...
2...
...3
>fires a shot.
This should be an easy one for you then.
>>3947786
N-no, leave me alone
>>3947581
O-oh!
I can do it!
>>3947800
Fuck you. Stop jacking off to anime girls and let a bro in.
>>3947748
You surround yourself with marshmallows...? I chose Malleable Safeguard because airbags act as a protective barrier, while also being soft and cushiony...
>>3947789
>Again, he cowers, avoiding the bullet
Aaaah! H-Hey now, I didn't say you c-could do that...!
>>3947787
Could you not?
>>3947800
Mokou just has finished cleaning everything, I can't let you in
>>3947813
Noo! It's a joke. Breasts, marshmallows? See any patterns here?
You japanese folks are really clueless... Subaru acts the same way...
So is Rick hosting or..?
>>3947819
>Glares.
. . .
>Reaches her metal fingers around the ice crystal.
>>3947809
But you aren't part of our Survival Game Club or a rival club.
You'd have to challenge me or us in a Survival Game first..
>>3947813
I'm starting to believe you're an otaku like me.
That, and that your powers aren't real and just from some manga, else you would've stopped it.
>>3947843
Nah. Probably not.
>>3947836
I was gonna jump in and say "Funbag Barrier" but I wanted to wait for a good moment...
>>3947854
Will I get the first shot to prove that it's safe?
>>3947833
Cleaning all your spunk I bet, faggot.
>>3947859
Should I step up again then?
>>3947836
I don't get it... Wait, Subaru, you say?! I know him... He tried to challenge me!
>>3947854
I'm not an otaku, honest! I-If you keep doubting me, I'll have to actually use it...! Then, you'll be in trouble!
>>3947864
>>3947813
This! Nick got's the right idea. I want my power to be named like that
>>3947875
N-no.
>>3947843
just don't say people asked YOU for the game since you're the one offering, Lenny.
>>3947852
I need these to fly you know, don't touch them
>>3947879
Up to you.
>>3947879
You should step up for your poor wife and daughter. Stop hiding them in your basement, you monster!
(yes)
>>3947894
Yes, he's a pal. A very funny guy when you get to know him.
>>3947900
is that a no?
>>3947868
Th-that would defeat the purpose of the Survival Game.
I'd be dead by then.
>>3947894
I'm not afraid. I've read it all in my manga.
Those powers aren't real and if they are then I will use my Mac-11's against it.
>>3947900
Were you waiting for me?
>>3947906
I'll take that as a yes. First 24, reply to this post.
>>3947911
Thanks!
>>3947917
oh shit, wrong link. it's a fuck off. i'm jacking off.
>>3947922
N. Cortex
>>3947905
. . .
How?
>>3947922
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3947922
Pokemon Master Fyxe
>>3947922
Shaggy
>>3947922
Vic Viper
>>3947922
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3947920
Really dead? Or just pretending to be dead?
>>3947922
No, you just happened to show up again.
>>3947922
Selina Sherlock
>>3947932
They're wings dummy, they are made for flying
>>3947922
Cirno
>>3947922
Ocelot Remover Hitler
>>3947922
Kate Kendra
>>3947922
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3947895
But that's not a cool name at all, that's ridiculous, your enemies will laugh when they hear it! And he's no 'pal', he doubted me, and I had to put him in his place!
>>3947922
Guiltia Sin Jurai; Harbinger of Darkness!
>>3947920
This is your final warning, do you truly wish for me to unleash my power?!
>>3947922
EHG
>>3947922
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3947922
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3947922
Buildo zatto Wall
>>3947922
Daddy Nier
>>3947922
Rottytops
>>3947922
MAJOR
>>3947922
a fox
>>3947922
Nick Wilde
>>3947922
Kayo Goutokuji
>>3947708
>comes back with a different clothing
Huh? I was just acting.
>>3947952
What have I done to you?
>>3947922
Eggman-kun
>>3947951
>Grabs one in her powerful grip.
These aren't wings.
>>3947922
Dipper Pines
>>3947989
That hurts, let go of my wings!
>>3947922
Isaac Clarke
>>3947922
Lord Beerus
>>3947922
>>3947974
>>3947992
Switch me for the little boy Lenny
>>3947945
I would be dead in the Survival Game.
If I get shot I won't be able to continue so I would be dead for that Survival Game.
That's one of the rules.
>>3947960
>She just nods her head.
>>3947969
LIKE, ZOINKS! IT'S ZOMBIE!!!
>>3947998
>Stares at the wing
. . .
How?
>>3947922
Adrian Rollini
>>3947992
>kissu
>>3947984
Being a Jew. Your association with the touhou is evidence enough.
>>3947960
I don't have any enemies. And it's a good name because it's funny, not everything needs to be terrific you know?
At least it's better than dark and dark.....
Sorry for Subaru, I'm sure he tried to be friendly, he has no social skills at all.
>>3948010
Like, zoinks, it's a meatbag.
What's up?
>>3948015
If I start flapping them around, I'll start flying.
It's really easy, you should also get wings
>>3948010
> *a zombie
>>3948005
Whoa, t-thanks
>>3948023
>2hu
>judaism
You're going to have to explain the overly autistic leap in logic there
>>3948023
Touhous aren't jews.
Please, Lord Hitler, give me another chance
>>3948035
Pretty good
>>3948035
Like, looks good!
>>3948039
Like, please don't my brains...
>>3948023
That doesn't make any sense
>>3948048
They don't work but have this really kawaii outfits, Anon. THat's fine fine work of jew magic over there.
>>3948051
No can do, Ocelot. Already have a gas chamber fired up with your name on it. Any idea how much Reichsmark it costs to start one?
You are going on anyway.
>>3948035
. . .
>>3948042
>Tugs on it.
. . .
>>3948023
Well ocelot does have a big nose
>>3948058
I'm not just going to eat your brains or anything you know. I have manners.
I'd at least ask first.
>>3948070
Stop that before I freeze you solid, I'm not pulling on your wings, so why should you pull on mine?
>>3948081
Like, really?
>>3948069
That's jap magic, not jew magic. There's no such thing as a japanese kike, you should know this, you allied germany with japan during WWII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMBpHlE1YM
>when your mixtape is so hot it gets banned in 219 countries
>>3948009
Oh, so, you wanna play?
>>3948076
Done and done.
>>3948069
B-but, I'm not a jew. I could give you the location of one of them to prove you my faith
>>3947982
Then...you haven't given into the compelling temptations of darkness, and become a fledgling of the dark arts? I see...
>>3948009
Very well... You were warned!
>Holding out his palm, he begins a long, drawn out speech
I am the Conqueror of Chaos. Purgatorial hellfire dancing in the abyss, distorting black flame in turbid crimson darkness-
>>3948033
I still don't understand why you can't see how awesome Dark and Dark is! It's a perfect example of a superpower name!
>>3948035
H-Hey, my title! Wh-Where is the rest?!
>>3948086
I don't understand how it works.
>>3948109
. . .
>>3948109
>>3948104
Well it's banned in the US
>>3948109
Like, why is this so light?
>>3948102
>>3948110
S-SHUT UP! DO NOT DARE TO SPEAK AGAINST YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, UNTERMENSCHEN!
>>3948100
Really.
>>3948109
Only room for one zombie here.
>>3948109
M-My glorious title... Gone... What's the point in continuing on?! I have nothing, nothing!
>>3948109
RUNNING
>>3948121
They're wings, nobody knows how they exactly work
>>3948112
>>3948135
Wouldn't fit. I thought you wouldn't mind, but...
>>3948109
Hitler's out in the first round
>>3948133
Like, that's a relief! I'm Shaggy.
>>3948143
I present to you the Snack Shack!
>laughs
>>3948109
This time, I'm gonna be the very best!
>>3948112
I'll admit dark and dark is a good name, if you admit Funbags barrier rocks!
>>3948143
What if pokemon aren't real, and I'm just making up things?
You alright Geoduded?
>talks to a rock
>>3948130
I-I swear...
>>3948143
Oops, sorry honey, are you alright?
>>3948143
>f ocelot remover hitler
>f rottytops
>>3948142
. . .
>Tugs on it again.
It is ice.
>>3948143
. . .
>>3948143
Wait, what? I thought that stuff was didn't exist...
>>3948142
wow, pretty
>>3948143
What was that for?
>>3948157
Rottytops, professional zombie.
>>3948168
Like, with my Snack Shack, I'll be safe here!
>>3948168
>
>>3948169
What's wrong with ice? I'm not a bird so ofcourse I don't have feathers.
>>3948177
>I know....
>>3948168
Oh god, I hate dentists...
>>3948168
. . .
>>3948189
>Lets go.
Show me.
>>3948112
Of course I have not! Why would I do that? There's nothing good about the dark.
>>3948143
I got hurt
>>3948106
I would, but I have missed two in a row now as I was too busy making a new suit.
If I finish this I will take that opportunity and play, if I make it that is.
I'll await that challenge once I return. I don't really care about those Survival Games that much, but the cosplaying makes it great.
>>3948112
>Fires a round at his palm again.
I didn't ask for a manga monologue. I just wanted to see your powers before I leave.
My leave is now as this new outfit needs to be made before I can cosplay in it, bye-bye Guiltia Sin Jurai.
>sexualizes a touhou
>>3948143
Without my title, I am but a lost soul, desperately struggling to find a purpose, and achieve self-actualisation!
Please forgive me for this, but my morals are meaningless now!
>>3948159
But it doesn't 'rock'...! It's silly! It's no superpower name!
>>3948168
I will take last watch, the earliest hours attune my power the best!
>>3948209
W-what?! I thought you were serious...
>>3948178
Like, nice to meet you! And, um, sorry for that...
>>3948209
Like, now I can cut down a Maple tree!
>>3948219
You just want to dress up? I like that too, but then you're going to be an easy target...
>>3948209
>me and the other hot animal die on the same day
#FoxLivesMatter
>>3948209
Pokemon don't exist...
My life is a life.
Kill me Ocelot please, better be dead than living in a world without pokemon...
>f nick wilde
>f cirno
>f pokemon master fyxe
Maybe some day, Fyxe.
>>3948227
Tell you what, if you win, I'll make the next game a 36.
Maybe I will anyway...
>>3948231
Yeah, I'm used to it. Do you know where I can get a good coffee around here?
>>3948199
You've aleady seen my wings
>>3948209
>
>mfw EVO is next week
>>3948247
Fly.
>>3948204
I see you, too...don't understand the forbidden sweetness of the darkness... One day, you'll come to understand, and be filled with regret that you didn't realise sooner!
>>3948209
With this legendary weapon, hunting will be a breeze! How could I possibly fail?!
>>3948219
The speech is an important part, please stop shooting! O-Oh, you're leaving...?
>Poses
Until next time...you!
>>3948242
I could introduce you to one if you'd like.
>>3948264
You mean like this?
>>3948245
Like, ow! I need to quit being so messy...
>>3948246
Like, I wouldn't know... I don't drink coffee...
>>3948235
Yeah, we aren't quite liked here...
>>3948227
Grrmmm... Okay so...
What about : Shields of the great mother?
I'm no mother, breasts, lactation, sounds about right? It has a religious feeling to it
>1-0
>mfw 0-1
>>3948284
Oh.
It's just that drinking coffee keeps me from turning into a complete savage, attacking anything I see and eating their brains.
>>3948273
Brainxen? She came here one or two times, he got quickly a liking to me, but alas I don't go to the dark lands of ERP.
You'll salute her for me, okay?
>>3948269
Well Andou-san I think you should also stop acting!
>>3948280
. . .
They're not flapping.
>>3948293
. . .
>f jean pierre polnareff
>f kate kendra
>f ehg
>f fujiwara no mokou
Dipper can't kill Shaggy, they're two minds of the same kind.
>>3948291
>>3948297
>>3948291
>>3948297
This better not be soccer
>>3948293
Like, ow.... At least I'm far away from him...
>>3948309
>gulps
>>3948324
Like, I just want to go home...
>>3948320
They're just going so fast that you couldn't see them move
I'll slow down a bit
>>3948330
I like mine with a bit of rotten eggs stirred in.
You?
>>3948245
It will not restore my tarnished name, but I will accept your offer! The sweet taste of victory will only be sweeter, now...
>>3948290
A step in the right direction, at any rate... Religious connotations are excellent for naming powers!
>>3948293
The trident endeavour was a failure, but land prey should prove much easier to hunt!
>>3948314
A-Acting?! What are you implying? And I told you not to call me that...!
>>3948324
So long as you stow your weaponry outside, you may enter...
>>3948312
Not her, sweet cheeks. Not that she'd ever go out of her way to come here or anything from that other place.
>>3948328
>soccer
>>3948345
. . .
Shaggy builds an empire.
>>3948349
Like, I don't drink coffee...
>>3948354
Andou-san. It's your name. And you're just acting just like me whenever I use my vampire costume.
>>3948341
Not until we crack this case, you and me the mystery team
>>3948369
It's really good, you should try it.
>>3948364
I'm just too tired to fly right now, got it?
Being the best makes me tired
>f al
>f nova
Welp...
>>3948354
I mean, it's only because you insist. Not like I'd ever use that "power" against someone.
It's a power to pleasure not to fight.
>>3948361
So, who is it?
>>3948365
Like, now I have a Snack Shack for Ice Cream and Popsicles!
>>3948386
Like, aren't you a little young to be solving mysteries?
>>3948291
I seriously don't know why we still raise our right arm? What was Schweinsteiger thinking?
>>3948362
>he calls soccer 'football'
>>3948399
Like, I mean we don't have any blankets...
>>3948396
>Looks even more disappointed than she already was.
. . .
>>3948399
. . .
>>3948386
I think Tanaka might be the culprit!
>>3948421
Don't give me that look
>>3948428
Like, wake me up when it's over...
>>3948400
Some giant chicken.
>>3948411
>Germany should have had a penalty too.
>>3948365
Kuhuhuhu, you won't escape so easily, fellow child of the night! I can sense your presence from a mile away, share your secrets with me!
>>3948378
This is no act, it's how I am! Your implications of acting offend me! A-And I told you that wasn't really my name...
>>3948399
I couldn't bring myself to kill a girl... I wouldn't have been able to live with myself!
>>3948400
Powers shouldn't be used to hurt anybody, not if you can help it. They're just cool, and that's all they need to be...
>>3948428
. . .
>>3948431
How are you flying?
>>3948413
>he calls handegg 'football'
>f guiltia sin jurai
>f the real guy, the best guy
>f dipper pines
>>3948442
I love me some chicken, we also have a colonel Sanders here, I'm sure he will be delighted to meet her
>>3948450
I already told you, with my wings
>>3948460
Like, let's discuss this over dinner!
>one at a time
>>3948444
But you are japanese and the most logical answer would be that your name is Andou Jurai. Not Guiltia sin Jurai. But I feel tir...red... I will... go.
>
>>3948462
Wait, y-you mean THE Colonel Sanders?
>>3948490
Like, not again...
>>3948502
THE one and only baby
>f major
Music jokes.
>>3948456
>he's a fucking Europoor
>>3948493
Th-That's a fa-
...Darn, I guess I was too late...
>>3948524
Like, we need to get blankets...
A Feast speeds things along.
>>3948555
Like, I have enough Snacks in my Shacks...
>>3948528
>he's a fucking nigger
>>3948465
. . .
That's a lie.
>>3948555
. . .
>>3948522
I love the extra crispy!
>f tanaka the forbidden one
>f vic viper
>f buildo zatto wall
>f daddy nier
>>3948588
I'm not a liar
>>3948601
. . .
My new pet.
>>3948601
Like, I don't want to become roasted...
>>3948598
Yeah it tastes heavenly. Let's hope he comes around soon today, and bring your Blaziken friend with ya.
>>3948582
>he's a fucking kike
>>3948634
Like, I'm sorry...
I just don't want to die..
>>3948613
. . .
>>3948634
. . .
>>3948444
Those are wise words... Great powers come with great responsability.
I'll promise to always careful with those weapons of mass destruction...
>f yukkuri reimu
>>3948663
Like, Zoinks!
>>3948663
Shaggy's going to make it to the finals again
>>3948663
. . .
>>3948655
...
>>3948677
kek
>>3948681
He's already there
>>3948698
At least you died with a pure heart Shaggy, the remaining tributes can say that about themselves.
>>3948698
Like, I can't do it...
>Every Lenny game I've been in I've always been in the finals...
wew man
we'll need to upgrade your pasta level
you didn't just spaghetti
you fucking mannicottied
>>3948691
. . .
>Looks at your wings again.
>>3948698
. . .
Aww shit, final two. And we may need to make a new thread.
Who's gonna win?
>>3948724
It's some kind of curse. Fyxe always dies early on and Shaggy lasts until second or third place
>>3948745
. . .
>Sighs.
>>3948745
>Yeah.
>>3948745
Fucking kek you're right about that.
It makes my deaths less terrible at least, I'm part of a grand scheme for Lenny's games
>>3948729
You're not getting them
>>3948772
Lucky you. You'll probably win one of these things before I do.
>>3948777
>Reaches for them anyways.
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME
Congratulations.
Quick guys, hop ship to the other thread.
>>3948799
You're boring me!
>>3948813
Good job
>>3948827
Thanks for hosting
