HG thread
>>3941258
. . .
>>3941267
>Shrugs.
>>3941268
>Continues tapping the tank with her metal hands, listening to the sound it makes.
>>3941277
>Stares at you instead of the game.
>>3941290
bestiality?
>>3941290
is she sucking off the dog
>>3941220
>taking a few steps forward, she takes the pistol from her and nods, tucking it away
I get it. I tried that once, too.
Don't worry... it's in safe hands.
>>3941222
>she trembles
...I hate this... I hate this so much...! I have to do something...
>>3941250
>she stops
....What'd you just say?
Uni is for bullying
>>3941267
But rookie, if I give it my all then I'll always win. To keep you guys around I have to go easy on you all and give you everyone a chance to...
>he strikes a pose
SHINE!
>>3941303
What's the matter with you?
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER GET TO LIE IN BED WITH MIDNA AND SPOON WITH HER
>>3941238
>She picks you up in a bride's cradle and does the unthinkable-- she drops down into your tank with you, sitting down on the floor of it. She says nothing, only gauging your reaction.
>>3941247
>She laughs and starts parading around, marching with her hands on your knees.
Where to, cap'n?
>>3941250
I don't.. I didn't mean it! I didn't even notice you were the one I killed, Rammy! I was just.. I was so blind from wanting to get revenge!
I feel so horrible.. Please, forgive me..
>>3941272
Oh c'mon, you're literally a huge pervert who snaps pictures of a loli, and your name is Anonydeath.
Your name has death in it.
Of course, I'm a "villain" too, so my word doesn't mean too much.
>>3941288
Well damn.
I guess I've been wanting to kill myself for a while, now's as good a time as ever.
>>3941300
What? It's fun!
>>3941288
Ah ah, it isn't nice to speak for others little Uni
Uni is for lewd
>>3941283
No deal!
>>3941289
ok deal
>>3941310
>stabs you
>>3941259
All those things make you a kind guy, but can't win a battle with kindness, no matter how hard you try!
You can't just go easy on someone because they're a girl, especially if they're doing their best! What you did just made it look like I didn't even deserve my win!
Next time we meet I want you to go all out and who me what you're made of!
>>3941305
>She holds you closer, sniffing into the top of your head.
It's okay.. You don't.. Let big sis handle it, okay? Please? Don't stress yourself out..
>>3941314
...
Wh-What?
>>3941317
Ask anyone!
>>3941331
Goddamn, image.
>>3941300
>She just stares dully as you do it
>>3941309
>>3941303
She's tired. Leave her alone.
>>3941305
...Blasters pack more of a punch, typically.
>She forces a smile
I owe you one.
>>3941312
>Her reaction's more of a lack of one, just staring out blankly
>>3941331
>>3941320
>dies
>is glad that he is dead, maybe he will go to a better place where midna exists and wants to cuddle and fuck
>>3941317
>>3941272
A-ah.. W-what do you mean by that? Besides I'm already having fun.
>>3941300
I'm sorry about what I said about your hands.
>>3941300
Is that a yes or no? Because I'm sure that I was right with the code name thing. You look like a secret agent.
>>3941309
But if you don't give your all, you'll just make a fool out of yourself! Think about it!
Nobody's going to believe you're serious about that if you keep losing like this time!
>>3941320
Don't lewd em. I will tell em not to let ya lewd em fairy boyo.
>>3941353
>Buries your body
>Runs off to cuddle with Midna AND Parsee
Get fucked, faggot!
>>3941353
>he's actually in hell, and his eternal punishment is being forcefully assraped by a futa Midna
>>3941364
N-No, don't tell her anything! Just let it happen!
>>3941312
. . .
>Points towards >>3941357
>>3941316
>Pokes one of your ear-things.
. . .
>>3941347
>Stares up at you.
>>3941357
. . .
Okay.
>>3941360
>Checks herself out.
. . ?
>>3941347
Jeez, who pissed in your cereal this morning?
>>3941360
It would be the first time I've made a fool out of myself...
But it's only fair, right? I mean, not being able to die is kind of a cheat when you think about it.
>>3941377
What?
>>3941357
Fun in the sheets hun, cute and innocent.
>>3941340
I sure will!
>>3941327
Hun, would you care if someone followed you around because they wanted to be your friend?
>>3941314
Now what does that all have to do with being a villain! I am a simple hacker.
>>3941374
>being forcefully assraped by a futa Midna
>punishment
That's a fancy way to say paradise.
>>3941349
>forcing you to watch their loved ones
Top syntax
>>3941340
I said that you might have just pushed me to kill myself.
Don't worry, it's nothing permanent.
Or at least, it hasn't been yet.
>>3941331
O-Okay
>>3941367
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3941374
At least Midna would exist that way.
Maybe I could cop a feel while getting anally violated.
Maybe I'll start to like it.
>>3941376
no deal
>>3941310
Just wait for VR, Anon!
>>3941374
Some people might be into that.
>>3941393
Non-Shortstack Midna
>>3941347
>She sets you down and reaches up, (attempting to) close the hatch of the tank. Given it actually did close, she sits down next to you, sighing.
There. There's no one around to see.
Rika.. Talk to me.
>>3941354
It was! I promise to you! I wouldn't be this upset if it wasn't!
Please believe me! I would never betray you or hurt you on purpose! Never!
>>3941377
>>3941357
>She walks towards Kaito with N on her shoulders, offering a wave.
Heya, Kaito.
>>3941392
Huh? No! Not at all! Um, is that someone you? D'you wanna be my friend?
>>3941354
Because you're my friend Rammy, Is it really strange to want to see you happy?
>>3941377
>He looks away.
. . .
>>3941392
Y-you're giving my tracksuit levels of creepiness..
>>3941327
It's not... She didn't deserve this....!
>quiet sobbing
>>3941354
...After that.
>>3941347
It's all I can do for now...
>she wanders over to her chainsaw, picking it up and starting it
It's good you did that. ...You realize, you do deserve to exist....
>>3941404
But she will never be real.
>>3941407
NO
>>3941404
>watches you from a wall
>>3941309
Why it should matter? It's nothing relevant.
...Although I should ask you that same question.
What's the matter with YOU?
>>3941392
What do you hack then?
Are you corporate whitehat?
>>3941399
Step.
To.
Me.
Bitch.
>>3941392
Then you'll see no one appreciates it.
>>3941394
Y-You're bluffing anyways.
>>3941402
Y-Yes! Yes deal!
>>3941407
So... heaven?
Trueform > Shortstack
>>3941377
Are you done?
>>3941386
My best friend who has no memory of me.
>>3941409
...I don't want to.
>>3941413
Reality itself didn't agree.
>>3941409
>>3941377
Hmm? Ah, yes hello, what do you two want?
>>3941377
Well, let's see. You look kinda mysterious,ou implied that your name is only n, which sounds like a code name,
you have cool robot fists, and you have this mysterious silent aura around you.
>>3941386
Nope, it's not at all! You still died in there, so it means nothing at all! Just do your best and I'm sure nobody'll mind it!
>Triest to imitate his pose
SHINE! SHINE! SHIIINEEE!
>>3941428
>Anything > Shortstack
Get out.
>>3941409
Oh I would love that hun! But it was a simple hypothetical question.
>>3941410
Pardon dumpling? Did I come on too strong?
>>3941425
Trade secrets!~
>>3941426
The girl with the squirrel tail said she finds it ok!
>>3941389
>Pokes it some more.
>>3941409
>>3941431
>Waves.
>>3941430
. . .
>Pets the tank.
>>3941432
>Looks at her hands and frowns.
. . .
>>3941428
>Trueform > Shortstack
>I'm not the only one
I love you.
Shortstack meme is shit.
>>3941440
No need to get intimidated by my superior taste.
>>3941426
I just got another shipment of rounds in, Uni-chan.
Is this a bluffing gun?
>>3941444
That sounds pretty spooky to me, Nonny.
>A
>>3941445
See? They look kinda cool!
>>3941445
Stop, please.
>>3941421
I think I'm a little slow in the head, and all the countless deaths have made me kind of insane...Oh, and let's not forget that nobody loves me!
>>3941430
You know Rika-tan, I think we're more alike than you think...
>>3941432
>he starts posing with her
PRAISE THE SUN!
PEACE BE TO ALL OF HUMANITY!
>>3941448
Out. Now.
>>3941430
Hmph...
Reality can go screw itself.
>>3941325
I didn't fight back because of my personal beliefs. That's on me, not you. Again, I can't go easy on you if I never tried.
I could tell you that I will actually try next time, but then I'd be lying. I'm too strong for my own good or to hold myself to a fair level.
Look at it as more of me conceding defeat and not as me giving you an edge, if that makes your win seem deserved.
>>3941413
>You'd feel Makoto's tears begin to hit your hair, her chest shuddering.
I know.. I know better than anyone, sis..
>>3941430
>She closes her eyes and wraps an arm around you, pulling you into her.
That's fine.
Then.. We'll just sit here until you do.
>>3941444
Oh! Well, sure, I'll be your friend. "Hun" is a bit.. Much, though, you're flattering me. I'm Makoto, how about you?
>>3941431
>>3941445
>She bounces around, trying to entertain the girl on her shoulders.
I'm, uh.. I'm just following directions! Giving a friend a ride, y'know!
>>3941445
...It's not alive, you know, as much as I like it.
>>3941461
We're nothing alike.
>>3941444
She's an idiot and probably didn't understand fully.
>>3941451
So? I own guns too.
>>3941461
>Stops and just stares at him.
>>3941446
Shortstack is decently thicc, but trueform is for the real connoisseurs of fine taste.
>>3941463
N-No you!
>>3941481
I like thicc, but shortstack is just meh.
>>3941451
Don't worry hun, I won't hack into any of your devices, find out your information and ruin your life . Unless of course, someone paid my hefty fees.
>>3941470
Oh I am sorry dumpling, I am just so use to calling everyone what I want I forgot your feelings. Anonydeath is my name!
>>3941477
She still agreeeeed~
>>3941481
No you!
>>3941409
Makoto...
>>3941413
...I do not matter.
>>3941410
There are better.
>>3941444
D-dumpling? And yes... I haven't had anybody come on this strong since Abe... A-and what and who are you anyway?
>>3941445
>>3941470
>Waves at the girl on Makoto's shoulders.
Tonight is really weird...
>>3941469
I see, making you change for my sake would be horrible of me.. I-I'm really sorry for saying all that stuff!
>>3941472
But we are! I also have someone very special to me that doesn't remember me, and nobody else remembers her. I understand the pain you go through.
>>3941478
>he's still posing
VICTOOOOOOORY!
MAY GOD GRANTS US ALL A PAINLESS DEATH!
>>3941428
still no deal
>>3941452
>Looks sad.
>>3941458
>Stops.
. . .
>>3941470
>>3941501
>Looks happy in her current position.
>>3941472
>Gives it a last, firm pat.
. . .
>>3941495
Doesn't matter! Pick someone who's not stupid!
>>3941477
This is the one I've used previously to put myself down.
It's a .600 Magnum break action hunting pistol. It hunts people pretty well, and only takes one shot, which is the most important part.
>>3941495
If I had anything worth hacking, I'd be sure to let you know, Nonny. Believe me, I'm really not the person you want to bother hacking.
>>3941491
It's a niche fetish anyways. I'm not really into them myself. Imps aren't that hot in my opinion.
>>3941498
No yoooou!
>>3941512
Aww, c'mon! Don't do me in like that!
>>3941517
Thank you.
Well, I must go, I have, important, things to do.
Farewell.
>>3941461
Why are you complaining? That sure looks like a good life, even for a human being like you.
>>3941504
>Opens her bag and pulls out a Dr. Trooper drink.
I think there's a chance your blood sugar is too low and you're starting to hallucinate. Drink this.
>>3941517
D-Did I say something wrong? I'm extremely sorry! I thought that they were like that, but.. I'll just stop talking.
>>3941528
>Imps aren't that hot in my opinion.
>>3941501
Anonydeath is the name,hacking is my game. And don't worry hun, I can tell you are the skittish type. Perhaps it is because of what lies under the skin?
>>3941518
That's very rude Little uniy. If we go by those standards, everyone is stupid! Except yours truly of course.
>>3941524
Not even a phone? My oh my, you are a child of the ages.
>>3941524
Most guns ponly take one sh-
Waot, what was that about "previously"?
>>3941528
Shortstack > Trueform
>>3941470
>she leans more against you, crying for a few moments more
Things like this... is what I feared....
>>3941500
I don't want you to say that again, got it?
>she points her chainsaw at you
>>3941519
That's not... what I meant.
>she sighs
...What do you think you'll do now?
>>3941528
Don't sexualize elf then.
>>3941536
>>3941540
Which one of you fuckers wants cut down for your shit taste?
>>3941519
Yeesh, you really are in a pissy mood today.
Care to vent out your feelings to your good friend Subaru-kun?
>>3941533
A-Are you serious? Just how bad do you have it that you think my situation is good?
>>3941534
But I thought we were trying to motivate each other? I mean, I'll take the drink anyways, but there's nothing wrong with my blood sugar...I think.
>>3941440
Shortstack is alright, but tall girls are pretty cute too!
>>3941540
In my opinon, they're both pretty cute.
Trueform=Shortstack
>>3941547
Enjoy your 3-day shit taste ban, fuckhead.
>>3941495
A-Anonydeath? That's kind of a, um... Silly name? Is that your real name?
>>3941500
Rammy! Please!
Believe me!
>>3941517
>>3941501
>She reaches up and hands the girl another dried peach, giggling.
Why's it weird? I feel like I just found another little sister. Like I'm building a whole family here.
>>3941519
Let's do both, then.
>She holds her pinky out, like she'd done before.
I promise that everything that happens in this tank tonight will never leave it. I won't speak a word of anything you say or do here to anybody.
Okay?
>>3941543
>She separates from you just a bit, enough to cup her palms on your cheeks and give you a soft, maternal kiss on the forehead.
Talk to me about it.. What did you fear?
>>3941538
I have a comms system, but everyone else who would be using it is dead or missing.
Unless you want to intercept the Admiral's drunken calls to me in the middle of the night, I'm really not worth it.
>>3941539
This is the gun I've literally blown my brains out with twice so far.
The .600 cartridge makes the spray really nice when you go under chin to top of skull.
>>3941549
You can't fight if you prepare for death and defeat! You have to prepare for victory and that you'll be fine at the end of it!
>>3941545
Give me 2 good reasons why and I'll consider it.
>>3941556
I'll just appeal it and be back within the hour!
>>3941560
>kills you
>revives you
>>3941543
*her face remains the same*
It is the truth. If I am of no use to her then I am of no use to anybody.
>>3941564
I was being foolish. I am letting my emotions control me again.
>>3941517
>She throws a shrug in to the air as it remains conspicuously metallic
>>3941543
I don't know. It's...it's possible it was just "this place", but...I don't think I could make the trip to where her house supposedly is. Not living through it all, at least.... And her actions are too erratic.
...Is it strange, that I still don't want to have "lost" her?
>>3941549
No.
>>3941564
...Not okay.
>>3941502
It's fine, I'm used to people talking so negative that somebody encouraging me is different. It's a nice change of pace to talk to someone who isn't scared of you.
I don't mean to sound forward, but I didn't get your name.
>>3941569
You can't appeal 3-days, motherfucker! My dad works for 4chans network so your ass is grass, shit taster!
>>3941569
STOP TEASING ME AND JUST DO IT
>>3941569
A Don't Sexualize
B Hg
>>3941500
I don't think so..
>>3941517
>>3941564
Well I'm glad you two are happy about this, I on the other hand feel a little unsettled by this whole evening..
>>3941538
I'm not skittish, you're just intimidating and coming on super strong! And... I don't know what you're talking about, there's nothing special under my skin.
>>3941578
No, it's fine! Telling you my name after what I've done in there to you is nothing!
I'm Hayasui, an aircraft carrying oiler, but that's not so important now!
>>3941564
Oh that's just my work name!
>>3941566
Don't worry hun, I don't work for free.
>>3941590
Don't try and fib me tiger. I am a master hacker. And my suit lets me see far more than you think!
>>3941585
Sh-Shit, you got me! Please don't do it! I need my daily dose of hg, shitposting, and circlejerking! I'll start going through withdraws!
>>3941586
>Teases you until you are right on the edge of death...then lets go
No deal~
>>3941589
Those are some pretty shitty reasons. No deal!
>>3941567
But if you're not prepared for losing or defeat then you're going to be horrified at the end results! Every sane person knows you've got to think both victory and defeat when you're here!
>>3941577
O-Okay, I'll just go then...
>>3941597
Just an honest question, what is an average rate for you?
>>3941538
But you're a complete idiot.
>>3941566
So basically you're mortal or something and it doesn't matter if you die or not.
>>3941599
Y-You're! Y-You're! You're right! I messed up again!
>Who here's got Pokemon Go?
Did i see well, Gobbeh is back?
>>3941564
That I'd make a friend. That I couldn't help them...
It hurts so much to care again, Makoto...
>>3941574
...You don't get it. None of you do anymore.
Stop being stupid. There are people who care about you now. You don't not matter anymore...
>>3941577
It's part of the grieving process. Denial...
I think that's normal. There are things I wish I hadn't lost either.
>>3941574
>>3941613
I-i care about ram.
>>3941612
He showed up for a few minutes last night.
>>3941616
...what hammer?
>>3941616
>I'm curious as to the time everyone's spent outside today because of it. I walked for 2 hours total today over 3 walks + got a gym
>>3941605
Tell that to my years of experience in technology little Uni
>pinches your cheek
>>3941604
A few thousand.
>>3941597
Please stop looking at me like that... Only the scientists at the lab should see the inner workings.
>>3941623
This one
>>3941608
I know, I know. I'm a genius, aren't I? Most people here don't appreciate me or my intelligence. They often get irritated or try to kill me right off the bat. It's a suffering being Natsuki Subaru.
>>3941633
That's a big hammer.
>>3941611
>not I, trickster.
>Only gen 1 mons + microtransactions= No sale.
>Plus if I go outside, how can I become the palest motherfucker on the planet?
>>3941549
Geez, I don't know why...
Having your entire plan to fall apart, being chased sometime later because of the same incident, and the part where all my allies are nothing more than a bunch of weaklings didn't help.
Eh, Sure that was a good life, but could have been better.
>>3941605
I've got different bodies, that are different models of the Anchorage platform.
When I blow the brains out of one, I just get put into a different body, while the old shell gets repaired and put on standby.
This is my water oni body, and while it's curvier than my hime body, I don't like my hair as much.
>>3941629
In what currency, exactly?
And do you accept equivalent currencies?
>>3941594
Oiler? You're an engineer?
>>3941635
I don't feel irritated at all! I got to know something new and now I can use that knowledge to do even better!
I even know your name now!
>>3941638
Those cheeks would make great hamburger buns.
>>3941574
>She stands up and hugs you tightly, shaking her head.
No, you weren't. You were being rational. You were being.. A human. It's normal to let your emotions control you. It's a good thing. I still love you just the same, Rammy, so please.. Please forgive me.
>>3941577
>She insists her pinky out.
Sometimes you need to do things that you're uncomfortable with to make a better outcome. I'm already here. We're already locked up together. We've already come this far as friends.
Let me take half of that burden from you. Like an oath.
>>3941590
Unsettled? Why d'you feel like that, Kaito? There's been a lot of tears today, but.. After it rains, there's always a rainbow.
>>3941597
Your work name? Oh! So, what do you work as? You look pretty cool.. A samurai or something?
>>3941613
I know it does. I know.
But.. The pain comes with good things. You met me, you met your other friends.. You have us. We care about you so, so much. You have to take the good with the bad.
>>3941650
Yo friendo! How've you been?
>>3941630
Too late! I already see and like what I see! Maybe I will tinker around with the programming....Or not~
>>3941638
Ah so adorable. I could just eat you up.
>>3941644
Bit coin, and sure. Did you have a request?
>>3941650
A hacker hun. I tinker with computers
>>3941639
>b-but they're gonna add more gens over time, plus nobody I've seen has had any bad impact over going the f2p way, including myself
>you can always play it in the backseat of a caaaaar
>>3941590
I know better than you. We have established this.
>>3941613
I am being foolish again. I can not help it.
>>3941650
I... was angry at you.
>>3941621
Why? We barely talked.
>Too hot to sleep, someone ends my life please
>>3941613
I mean....
>She sits up slowly
...It wasn't instant, but...that damn shrine maiden seemed to have some sort of recollection of "back then". I know I'd never mentioned that person to her, but...she said her name anyways.
>>3941650
>She just looks away
No.
>>3941616
>I'd need a proper mobile phone to have it.
>>3941668
>kissu
>>3941645
Engineer? I wouldn't say that, I'm more like a supporter or manager! I always bring supplies with myself, like this.
>Opens her bag, revealing food, drinks and little oil cans.
See? I'm trying to support everyone, so they can do even better!
Eruna!
>>3941637
Thanks, I made it myself.
Anyjobs for Tacos
>>3941667
Because all Life is precious and worth caring for.
>>3941674
>Attempts to pickpocket you while you're not looking
>>3941640
Psh, that's nothing! I've had the same stuff happen to me, and yet I'm still as chipper as ever! There's more to life than being sad, backwards-tan!
>>3941648
Knowing my name is nothing special, but I'm chock-full of facts! Like I've said, I'm one of the smartest people here!
Oh, and tell me your name, unless you're comfortable with Rookie-tan.
>>3941674
>kissu
>>3941668
Cats usually lick themselves when they're overheated, or sit near a fan! If you're body hair is warming you, consider visiting a groomer to have your fur shaved off, temporarily mimicking a hairless cat's complexion!
>>3941668
>lightly bullies
>>3941675
...you were supposed to say the line!
>>3941644
NObody cares about you're body anyways!
>>3941649
...What?
>>3941661
Keep your distance!
>>3941661
Nothing for now.
Just keep a commision slot open for me; I'm likely to have a job for you very soon.
>>3941679
I want "that" job, if you know what I mean.
>>3941672
You again?
>>3941679
Do you do sleepjobs?
>>3941685
You know too much about cats
>>3941687
>counters bully
>>3941656
Oh, hey! I've been good, what about you?
>>3941661
Really? That sounds pretty fun. So.. You can hack into peoples' computers and stuff?
>>3941667
You should have been! You had every right to be mad at me! That's not wrong at all!
I just.. I just wish you'd forgive me. I didn't mean to give you the wrong idea.
>>3941670
Why? Because your afraid of hurting your image? You're afraid of opening up, and looking weak? You're afraid of making another close friend, in case you lose her again?
>>3941666
>I guesssss
>And I don't reaally have anywhere to talk, considering I played Dragon City and Puzzle and Dragons
>INB4 the other gens cost money
>>3941650
I didn't say sad, I said unsettled... Someone is looking at me like I might as well be naked... It's creepy..
>>3941661
You... You wouldn't dare changing someone like that... R-right?...
>>3941667
Haha... Yes Ma'am, but Rammy! Would you like to work at my cafe?
>>3941683
It's Hayasui! But I heard you calling me that earlier, so I thought you already knew it.
I'm sorry for not introducing myself earlier.
>>3941689
The ones on your face! They look so plump and soft, I bet they'd make good hamburger buns if you were to cut 'em off! Would you be wiling to sell or exchange them?
>>3941695
>likes it
Th-That's pretty kinky...
>>3941681
>doesn't notice, but her pockets are empty
>>3941692
Eruna!
>>3941693
"that" job? you really want that job?
>>3941695
>>3941710
who?
What's a sleepjob?
>>3941701
H-Huh?? That would be creepy! You should run away!
>>3941703
I did?
...
I-I did! How the hell did I forget your name already!?
>>3941698
Been trying to scavenge more materia! They're really hard to come by around here.
>>3941710
>starts walking away with the spare change I took from your pocket
>>3941708
You're not supposed to like this
>>3941712
You basically just help me to sleep
>>3941712
>>3941695
>Mess up order
What's a sleepjob?
>>3941689
Just telling you about how I'm likely one of the only folks to ever commit and succeed with suicide twice.
And I might even go back for thirds.
Besides, I never implied anyone else cared about my body, I was just telling you that I like my other hair better.
>>3941698
Just...no. No.
>>3941714
Yes, you called me Hayasui-tan, or something really close to that. It was a little weird.
>>3941712
You'll do it if you want these steaming hot tacos.
>>3941717
Then what am I supposed to do?
>>3941695
Well, I mean, my degree is in the research of felines, sooooooo...Anyways, you should really take my advice! You claim to be an ocelot, so those tips should help!
>>3941700
>if they cost money, I'm not gonna play anymore
>>3941705
Go away, I don't associate with psychopaths.
>>3941720
And I'm just telling you nobody cares about your curves.
>>3941717
Ooooh.
>gives a bottle of colored water
here's beer.
>>3941689
Oh come on Uniey you know you love the attention! Ho hum.. I guess this onneee time I will let you off the hook. But I expect a big hug next visit!
>>3941690
Will do dumpling! But I gotta go!
>>3941698
Yup! Make them do anything I want! Ever you want something done you call me up and I will get it done lickety split, with pay of course. But I gotta go tata!
>>3941701
I could, but I like a challenge much more~ Ta ta honey.
>>3941716
Materia, huh?
Well, I haven't seen any, but I'll definitely tell you if I do.
>>3941723
What's the reason? Why won't you talk to me about it, then?
>>3941716
>But there was no spare change to steal
>>3941727
Okay.
>kicks Subaru's balls
>>3941730
Running away crying like the little kid you are.
>>3941731
I don't need any advice from a murderer
>>3941733
A proper sleep please.
>>3941732
You're lucky that I'm associating with a tramp like yourself, lady. If you're not gonna sell anything, how about I sell ya something instead? I reaaally wanna make some business today, and I'm not gonna let my first interaction with anyone end up being a sales flop.
>>3941731
>I'd drop the game just for that
>A-at least we've got sun and moon to look forward to
>>3941673
The way you made oiler sound was as if you were a mechanic.
What is the oil for then if you're not some sort of engineer?
>>3941732
Ouch, is this the legendary "loli boob envy" that I've heard so much about?
I'm so gravely wounded, Uni-tan!
>>3941738
Have a good evening, Nonny.
>>3941650
>it seems she's stopped with her mostly silent tears
>sniff
It's too late to change my mind now...
>she nods, more to herself than anyone else
I have to keep trying.. keep struggling.
>>3941667
>she clasps a hand on her shoulder
Then never say that around me again, because it's not true. You know damn well you have worth, I don't want to hear otherwise.
>>3941670
That could mean something, maybe....
>>3941713
I think it's a little too late for that...
>>3941738
G-goodbye Mr. Anonydeath, have a good evening.
>>3941741
I just don't want to.
>>3941744
>Looks down at my hand
>It's a bunch of buttons and a rock
>>3941741
Little magic rocks basically. They're really amazing! I should show you how they work sometime!
>>3941749
I don't know how to help you on this, want me to sing you a song?
>>3941726
I don't see what's weird about Haya-tan. I thought it was actually pretty clever.
>>3941746
>he starts twitching and tears start falling down his face
>the kick is so powerful that the tacos fall out of his tracksuit
N-Not a footjob, I mean a killjob! I want you to kill someone!
>>3941683
I'm not even sad, just frustrated.
Like constructing a tower by themselves and then someone destroys it for no reason.
it's natural for me losing any allies or "friends", Either way being alone is better than staying with some accompany.
>>3941749
>Starts crying fake tears
Is... is this better? I didn't know you were into this kind of play...
>>3941749
M-My failures weren't intentional! God let them die, their fates were inevitable! Please, I promise you that no harm can come from any of my procedures advocated to you.
Good morning everyone!!!
>>3941738
I do not want your attention and I will not hug you, ever!
>>3941752
I don't do business with psychopaths either.
>>3941758
Wh-
I-I said nobody cares! That includes me!
>>3941771
Who's that to the lower right of Yuuka?
>>3941698
Forgiving you will not make me any happier. But not forgiving you would make me feel worse.
>>3941701
No. I am not ready for anything like that.
>>3941760
*she looks up*
Worth to you?
>>3941784
The child again, hello.
>>3941773
But I don't do those jobs.
>takes the tacos off the floor
>>3941784
Hello!
>>3941712
Eruna!
>>3941766
>Turns arround
>>3941787
Mima
>>3941770
That would be nice of you
>>3941771
>Why does everyone love Reimu and Marisa?
>>3941777
Let's get this straight. Nothing will ever happen between us
>>3941779
D-do you know how to shave a cat?
>>3941784
Hey kitty
>>3941785
Your reaction says otherwise!
>obligatory ufufufu
Are you jealous of your sister too? You always seem to put her on quite the pedestal...
>>3941787
A literally who
[spoiler]one of the best 2hu[/spoiler]
>>3941793
>He sighs.
Yeah, I figured you wouldn't go for it.
>>3941802
Who?
>>3941756
It's because I carry supplies with myself to transport them! I transport the oil, but I have food with myself because I also have rations compartment.
But that matters little when you forgot about your introduction!
>>3941773
It's clever, but a little too familiar. I didn't expect to get called out like that or get a nickname that fast.
>>3941784
Morning! Do you need anything?
>>3941760
I don't know if it's a one-off, or if someone else mentioned her she got a good description, or if that person herself showed up at the shrine ranting and raving- which I wouldn't put it past her-, or...maybe there's some sort of "bleed-through" affect or something. Maybe they'll...remember, at some point.
>>3941784
>Half-hearted grunt
>>3941787
>Mima.
>>3941807
>Because they're the main protagonists.
>>3941776
I understand your trials, troubles and tribbles, backward-tan. This is why I've decided to be your friend. I may not be as smart as you, but I can promise I won't crush your hopes and dreams of building towers.
>>3941797
You're not as versatile as you look. I thought you would've gladly've done that for a quick little snack.
>>3941784
Good afternoon!
>>3941794
>sparks come out from her eyes
Child?! What's the problem that i'm a bit little in height old man hm?!
>sighs
Hi.
>>3941797
Hi, i didn't see you around.
>>3941807
Good day Mr. Catman.
>she smiles at you
>>3941807
They are the main characters
>>3941807
But, but! Mokou doesn't have to know! I can keep a secret!
>>3941784
That perfectly split hair doesn't look like it was cheap to achieve, miss. How much cash do you got on ya at the moment?
>>3941755
>mfw don't even have a 3DS
>life is suffering.png
>>3941785
Look, the only reason I was interested was cause I know a few people who'd be into buying what I wanted from ya. I didn't intend them to benefit me whatsoever besides the profit I'd gain from redistributing them. Could I convince you to buy something in any way?
>>3941802
u-uh..You dropped these?
>>3941817
>attempts to pickpocket you
>>3941760
>She ruffles your hair, wiping her own eyes with her tail.
Atta girl.
It's all gonna be okay. Rika's just going through a rough patch. I'll fix her up, I promise.
>>3941764
>She keeps her hand extended, pinky and all.
You don't want to? I don't believe a word of that, Rika. I know you better than that.
I'm not going anywhere.
>>3941766
You totally should! Can they mess with time and stuff?
>>3941793
Here, I'll.. I'll get you a bunch of gifts to make up for it, okay? Or.. No, here, I'll let you punch me once, really hard to get rid of your frustration. Just please, forgive me.
>>3941814
Well too bad! We're already friends, so you can't back out now! You'll have to kill me for good if you want me to leave you alone!
>>3941830
I haven't found any that can mess with time, but that would be so amazing. I could stea- err "Find" a lot more treasures.
>>3941815
>>3941821
>I know but that is still not a reason to be this loved
>>3941818
I think you got the wrong name. Say it again
>>3941825
That's a clear and big no.
>>3941827
>he quickly grabs your hand
I DON'T REMEMBER PAYING FOR THIS TYPE OF SERVICE!
>>3941818
>the lich bends down to meet the young girl's eyes
I suppose you could be like Shalltear and be a bit short.
>>3941809
No, I'm not jealous of my sister, idiot.
>>3941826
No, I told you, I don't do business with psychopaths.
>>3941832
No! I'm fine with it! I never knew that I was so good at making friends, but looks like I was wrong!
>>3941828
PC98 Touhou
Pretty important one in fact
>>3941784
...Hm. And another enters.
Hi.
>>3941793
What a silly question.
Yes, of course to me as well. I wouldn't have bothered with this if I still had no place in my heart for you.
>>3941815
They're not bad theories... they're a start anyway. But don't go overboard with all this, okay?
>>3941839
What can they do, then?
>>3941841
Aww...
>>3941846
N-Not even if I offered a discount?
>>3941828
>It's literally the most prominent character from the PC98 era. The only game she didn't show up in was Lotus Land Story.
>ZUN's even confirmed (in a nondirect way) that she'll come back eventually.
>>3941841
>They've interacted with more characters than any other.
>>3941830
I. Don't. Want to.
>>3941851
I...I have to try. We swore an oath....
>>3941841
As the main characters they interact with the most characters
The chart is highly inaccurare to begin with
>>3941846
You're always talking about how she's better than you, no?
Or are you actually superior to Noire-chan?
>>3941802
Who?
>>3941807
Hush little ocelot, don't you cry, Sonata's gonna steal your wallet later, maybe she should of not said that, oh well she's gonna run a-
>runs away
>>3941817
But everyone here lives, or something like that, after death.
>>3941818
I didn't see you around either, that's a coincidence or something.
>>3941830
>she takes a deep breath
It's times like these, I wish I was better at communicating, or being cheerful.
>she looks back up at you
I'm sorry you had to see that...
>>3941860
>mima
>coming back
>>3941860
>She crosses her arms and firmly plants her back against one of the walls.
I'm. Not. Leaving.
>>3941847
You're probably not. I'm just a friendly guy, but a lot of people here are mean. Like Ive said, most people don't want me around them because I annoy them.
>>3941864
And I live and die, live and die, live and die, live and die...you get the point, right? I can't die. I can only suffer.
>>3941812
Eruna!
>>3941827
I don't remember bringing any rocks...
>>3941864
Eruna!
>>3941842
>tries to play it off
H-hey sweet cheeks! Was just trying to get a good feel of those buns on your backside~
>>3941855
They can do magic. Summon gods. Heal wounds. They can even amp your regular abilities!
>>3941812
You should have. Still.
>>3941830
You do not need to do that.
>>3941851
Urotsuki.
>>3941817
...You?
You're doing this just for making me suffer, right?
>>3941856
There are plenty of other guys and girls that would love your company.
>>3941864
T-that's a n-nice s-.. What?! My kitty money! How am I supposed to buy my food?! Come back here!
>>3941814
Oh, sorry. I'm Heiwajima Shizuo...I don't have a job. I don't really have the skills to hold one. Nice to meet you.
>>3941815
>slowly turns towards you
Yes?
>>3941817
Hello, how is it going?
>>3941826
Ah the Spirit Realm curses me with this!
It's "natural", i took good care of it "naturally".
Why would i tell you how much ca~
>she just noticed you
A talking doll? A very grim-made one tho.
>>3941841
>gulps
M-m-m Mr. Ocelot. Sir!
>>3941851
Hello, didn't see you either around.
>>3941864
Well i guess. My name is Poharan, tho.
>>3941843
Could be who?
>gulps and then starts to shiver a little
>>3941830
>jumps onto your neck
I got you!
>>3941859
No.
There's nothing you could possibly sell me that I actually wanted or couldn't get elsewhere.
>>3941863
No, I am not.
>>3941876
>I'm serious. During a recent Q&A session in an interview he said she'd bring her back, and I quote, "when he has an opportunity".
https://youtu.be/jSBYVHFUvmQ?t=28m58s
>>3941877
Then I'll just stay wallowing like this.
>>3941892
>Repeating of grunt but sadder.
>>3941880
Why was there a rock in your pocke- err..I guess I picked it up off the ground. Silly me!
>>3941878
so yeah, I can't do that job, can I suck your popsicle instead?
>>3941880
Who?
>>3941892
Well hi Poharan! I'm Sonata.
>>3941881
See, I know you're full of it. I have no buns to squeeze, and even if I did I don't know why you'd go after them.
Now tell me why you're trying to shove your hands in my pocket.
>>3941886
Not at all! I feel like we'd be really good friends, seeing as how we both suffer constantly.
Having just one friend that won't fail you can't be all that bad, right?
>>3941892
Probably doing better than you, but I'll let you get your emotions out right here and now.
>>3941864
Stop stealing people's wallets.
>>3941878
I don't know much about that, because you're more silly than annoying. Well, I'll just have to do my best
and I'm sure that way I'll be able to make some friends.
>>3941891
Or maybe you just didn't try hard enough? I'm sure you could do it, with enough support!
>>3941860
...That's starting to sound more like you.
If you come up with a plan, there could be a shot of her memories coming back...
>>3941884
...What is it, Rammy?
>>3941892
Good. I don't tend to make myself noticeable.
>>3941892
Still wrong! This is your last attempt.
>>3941896
>>3941876
>yes I meant convention, and yes I meant "he'd".
