Zootopia Thread: Someone else already made a new thread, didn't they? Edition
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Guess what time it is
>>3925596
Hope you said it's "Nick might be a homophobe again" time
Lude Jewd
>>3925637
Lewder Juder
>>3925612
Or maybe he doesn't like anal
I have no problem with gays as people, but even as a straight guy I think anal is fucking gross
The hottest woman in the universe could tell me to do her up the butt and I'd still turn her down. That's gross, man.
>>3925595
Fantastic
>>3925657
Shit, part of my reply got lost,
weedly deedly and all that
>>3925678
Well he was grossed out just by the thought of being in a threesome with them, doesn't necessarily mean buttstuff
>>3925595
Rad
>>3925596
>>3925612
OKAY THAT'S IT!
BERNIELOVER, GO HIRE TWO OR THREE DUDES SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM MAKING GAY SEX IN YOUR BED BUT STOP USING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FOR YOUR FUCKING FETISH!
>>3925678
See, that'd be fine. Some dudes just don't like butt stuff, hell even some gay guys dislike it enough to stick to oral and non-penetrative.
But the previous storyline where Judy wanted to peg Nick, he didn't want it because it was "too gay".
>>3925579
Huh... I suppose not then...
... Okay......
Time to learn with doggy!
>>3925595
Has my News breaking thing I did become part of the thread?
>>3925717
I dunno, Id be down for more g a y w o l v e s
But Id prefer actual story stuff with them at this point
>>3925733
>Doggy
>not doggo
>Just a common doggo
>Not even special doggo
Wishmaker bring me bliss and grant me this wish.
>Marty pushing his face into Charlie's sheath and inhale as if there is cocaïne hidden in there
One day I will have Wish-senpai notice me. Someday
>>3925637
>>3925647
Lewdest Judest?
>>3925750
Just don't move and it won't notice you...
>>3925739
Here's some g a y w o l v e s for you
>>3925750
>not pupper
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to /co/ tomorrow
>>3925750
Doggos are the natural enemy of the BeefChild
>>3925759
>>3925777
>>3925791
>come
>>3925803
I've got your heresy right fucking here
Fuck yourself.
>>3925791
>It's an april furs day but with zootopia threads
>>3925803
There's a scat version too but I ain't that much of a heretic
>>3925814
man I love the hide button it saves on the bleach
>>3925814
I ain't clickin that
>>3925759
Most Ludest Jewdest
this thread sure went to shit fast
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NMj9TqsS3mQ
Where can I find more clips like this?
>>3925848
This thread needs a shakeup.
>>3925848
no kidding
>>3925855
>>3925759
Finally some Judy watersports.
I wanna drink that bunny honey.
>>3925612
>Lucky Pierre
I learned something today!
Shit, Im pretty sure this is all just one guy, but its horrible
>>3925739
g a y w o l v e s are not the problem.
Having a fucking fetish for gay sex is the problem.
But seriously though, stop with the OC autism
I mean, I might be a heretic, but this thread...
Man this thread went real bad, real fast.
>>3925909
I have a fetish for gay sex
Tho theres a good reason for that.
I'm not the nate or the capper
>>3925885
Hitler died to prevent this
>>3925923
>>3925918
Okay but if you made a webcomic, will you be annoying about it and make the story shit because you only care about your fetish or actually make a good story about that fetish?
If I can only see a fetish in a story, then it's shit!
You can have a bad day, but still smile again.
Sometimes, wishes still can come true.
>>3925954
Right.
>>3925945
part three when
Also AnnaliseXSasha is new OTP
Does anyone have the translated version of this one?
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/938664/e5c1740ee0/
>>3925925
TRYING to prevent this, anon
Just a little Calvin for the morning thread
>>3925678
In a previous storyline, Judy got nick into anal.
He's just straight. It's established that Nick doesn't mind that Judy has sex dreams, he just really doesn't want to hear about them.
>>3925978
I don't know, I'm neither the capper nor nate
>>3926020
Repeats?
REPEATS??
Anyone know where the fuck Weaver is
I have him the transporter to Zootopia but he stopped replying to my texts
>>3926020
Well, it looks like Calvin finally got his wish.
Labjer just fucked him.
>>3925466
shit, i should've used that :l
>>3925953
Well I mean she has been going pretty hard on sex lately, but its clearly supposed to be a smut comic this time. Smut doesn't have to be clever
>>3926020
>"Uh, you don't get to have friends."
>>3926020
>>3926060
YOU GOT THIS SHIT, CALVIN
I BELIEVE IN YOU
Just a reminder
>>3926020
Hey, on the bright side you get one more semester you got to pay to stay with your teacher lmao
>>3926040
I'm around. Working on writing. Stumbling on this next pack street story. The last thread gave me a lot of inspiration though
Emotionally I mean
In terms of I feel supported
Not in terms of I'm going to make it about Ozzy having a tragic backstory
>>3925925
Wait, are you saying Hitler could feel the urge rising up in him to draw furry scat porn?
That in his bunker, the allies found his body surrounded with reams upon reams of furries in nazi outfits, all pooping on each other. The crazed Hitler going "please, tell them I did something better. Tell them I didn't do this!?"
And that's why we blamed the holocaust on him, so he wouldn't have to bear the shame of what he was really doing.
>>3926092
Thank you man.
>>3926083
Well if this is the final, then Calvin wouldn't be Tristan's student anymore.
so the conflict of interest is gone.
Tho its still almost certainly not happening.
>>3926092
That's fine. I don't want to think about his backstory anyway ever again after that last thread.
>>3926060
Just remember "I am a Fish," and I'm sure you'll do fine.
>>3926112
Just playing devil's advocate, but there's not any conflict of interest, legally anyway.
>>3926092
Are they all going to play a song in heaven after the Rapture reunites the Packstreet Boys?
>>3926146
Its considered pretty fucking unethical to fuck your students.
Ex-students however tend to be fair game
>>3926146
I don't get the joke. Why is it bad to call a teacher dad? I did it once when I was still in school. All it got was a few laughs and then it ended
>>3926187
Maybe you've missed the whole "Calvin wants in Tristan's pants and they both know it" aspect of the story?
>>3926187
Calvin has been very open about his badgercocklust.
Rodent in rabbit vagoo when?
>>3926187
Because it's still an embarrassing mistake even if you aren't having sexual thoughts about each other and use the even more embarrassing "daddy".
Believe in hope. Make a wish.
>>3926204
I wish for Jack Savage and Judy Hopps cuddling.
>>3926204
Nick and Jack lewdly showering together
>>3926187
School yes.
College?
And calling them Daddy, not Dad?
>>3926184
Right
>>3926204
I wish for a leopard dressed as the punisher
>>3926165
One of my former teachers married a student
Then he got divorced and married another one
Madman
>>3926204
I wish for Calvin lewds. He only has (1) picture. Preferably something that doesn't pair him with badger daddy.
>>3926204
I wish for a Judy in bikini
>>3926204
Avo and Al being lewd.
>>3926237
Left
>>3926204
I wish for fanart for Hell is Warm.
>>3926222
I don't think he knew at first, but by this point hes aware. Especially after the whole Judo thing
>>3926246
>He only has (1) picture
He has more than one CANON picture, even.
>>3926204
I wish I had 2 more souls, but the souls were duplicates of my current soul, then when you take your soul tax I'll gain a soul and I'll still have 2
>>3926204
I wish for more cute jerboas.
>>3926249
Your wish already came true!
>>3926204
I wish for Obelisk to make a wish of his own.
>>3926204
2 Nicks 1 Judy action
>>3926264
Dreams don't count!
>>3926204
Remmy consoling a very sad Ozzy
>>3926290
Calvin is too gay for that tho. He straight up turned down handlebars's offer to get him with the trashpanda
>>3926204
Additional pack street lewds.
I just like them a lot, okay?
>>3926204
Pack Street linking arms as the Bulldozers come to destroy their homes.
>>3926301
I think being fucked by implies she is tooling his booty. Perhaps less than consensually.
>>3926294
>Remmy consoling a very sad Ozzy
>"Cheer up, man! Let's do something together, we can both write our parents. I'll even give you a stamp."
>>3926301
Exactly! She's trying to fuck the gay out of him, with a strap on. So that he can get over his lust for badgercock.
It's not a good plan, but she loves messing with twinks, obviously.
>>3926320
Mrs. Otterton needs more love.
>>3926353
That's no otter dildo...
BROKEN HOME
>>3926204
Schock collar Nick and Judy being lewd.
>>3926273
Here's an edit from my personal collection for baked bread. I hope Wishmaker doesn't mind.
>>3926204
big pred giving Ted the succ
>>3926394
Your wish already came true!
>>3926320
WHO EVEN DOES THAT AS A GROUP ACTIVITY
>>3926204
Well, I want to control all of Popstar!
>>3926388
Please, we know anyway she's been being comforted by her husband's good friend, Mr. Big.
Ever since he heard Emmett was missing he was round every day, trying to help her in her time of need.
>>3926411
>>3926353
>>3926411
i see a fucking can of spiders
>>3926388
The Ottertons are a kinky couple. They're definitely down for some interspecies swinging.
>>3926424
I mean Nick has the Shock collar
>>3926462
By spiders, for spiders, of spiders.
>>3926469
>no mustache
Did this faggot even watch the movie?
>>3926462
http://youtu.be/diOhwvRYlsU
bleh.
I was gonna doodle a Judy from reference, but my pencil gave out, and due to circumstances, I can't get through to most of the house right now.
>>3925954
With Remmy present? not a chance
>>3926469
No wonder Emmitt hangs out around giant naked mammals. He's trying to pick someone up to bring home and bang his wife.
>>3926516
put some pants on you lazy git
>>3926462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQx_daBtHvk
oh Wishmaker why have you abandoned me
>>3926427
It's a herd thing
>>3926537
Peh. No, it's not that.
I have negative tolerance for gross, and the my housemate's dog has made the hallway impassible. Since that has always been their responsibility, I'm waiting for them to get home and take care of it. My tolerence is at 'even thinking about it frays my sanity' levels.
Morning thread!
>>3926569
Creme?
>>3926569
I mean dog poo sucks, but you don't gotta be a baby about it. Just walk around it
>>3926569
Then maybe you shouldn't have kept jacking his dog off in the hallway if you were going to have such a hard time navigating the cum stains.
>>3926616
>>3926523
Remmy tormenting Ozzy about momdeath is not true to the canon
nobby timeline aborted
>Remmy is walking home untill it seems it started to rain.
>Looking up he doesn't see a single cloud
>On a nearby bridge that hangs over a bussy road some preds are peeing on him
>Remmy jumps out off the way and curses.
>Goes home as everybody looks at him as his wool is now yellow and he smells like pred pee.
>Finally at his building he hopes to get a shower fast.
>Al stops him with an angry look.
>Demands why he smels like he just has been marked.
>Remmy tries to explain as he get dragged by Al to a shower.
>His clothes get ripped from his body by the big wolf.
>Remmy expects a beating but something hot hits him in the face.
>It's not a fist but Al peeing on him.
>"No one marks someone who is under me but ME" Al fumes.
>Remmy dares not to move as the wolf keeps cursing under his breath.
>>3926658
A-anon, this is my fetish exactly.
>>3926680
>No space.
Then jump over it you stupid fuck
>wake up
>catch up on the prior thread
>Nobby granting wishes again
>see all that Ozzy sadness
Why did you people do this?
Why couldn't you wish for happy things?
Now I wish I could never wake up again...
>>3926641
ignorance is a perfectly valid excuse though
>>3926708
wish granter was the one granting wishes
nobby was stealing them
>>3926708
>Now I wish I could never wake up again...
ARE YOU SURE?>
>>3926658
...Continue...
(Man, what if Betty and Al end up trying to tug Remmy back and forth between them? Both trying to mark him as theirs, over and over... Remmy is all like 'WHY IS THIS MY LIFE NOW'
> we still don't have an AnonXAnnalise fic yet.
>>3926726
HE HAS A COMMEMORATIVE FUCKING TANK-TOP
REMMY'S NOT THAT DAFT THIS IS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION
>>3926758
We don't need an AnonXAnnalise fic
>>3926658
>>3926743
What the fuck is this thing
while pack street is still hot
have a nice little family reunion with betty and shep
Reminder that Foxes are Motherfuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I19wgjB36-o
>>3926278
Don't make the noosphere get stuck in a logic loop.
>>3926823
a forced meme, just ignore posts with it
>>3926658
More watersports are needed.
>Mrs Otterton's eyes slowly open, and only see darkness.
>A throb of pain makes itself present on the back of her head, and she tries to reach a hand to feel it.
>She realizes her arms are tied down, and in a groggy panic, tries to move her entire body-
>Arms, legs, and even her neck are tied down, apparently to a chair.
>Trying to call out, her cries are muffled- there's some sort of fabric tied around her mouth.
>Her thrashing doubles, but quickly subsides as the throbbing in her head grows with her struggles.
>She feels sufficated, and she tries to get as much air as she can from her nose, but the feeling doesn't go away.
>Her muscles relax, her eyes droop down, but her lungs scream for more air.
>Suddenly, there's the sound of a door knob turning, and a burst of light appears a few feet in front of her.
>Officers Hopps and Wilde walk in, and the door shuts behind them.
>Relief floods Mrs. Otterton, but that immediately dissapears when she hears the sound of a zipper being undone,
>Followed by the feeling of soft paws sliding her pants and panties down to her knees.
>The strong smell of male musk fills her senses, and she suddenly feels something large prodding her lower lips.
>Her waist is pulled forwards by large, pawed claws,
>And she screams when she feels a tappered cock force itself, dry, into her sex.
>>3926824
This is good, but you really gotta exaggerate Shep's physique a bit more. Guy's built like a brick house.
It's pretty fucking cute to imagine he'd buy her a shirt like that
i̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶d̶r̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶
>>3926835
>COLDN
>COLDNESS
ITS COOLNESS
>>3926852
Yeah. ESPECIALLY shit with marking and musk. Like, goddamn. I'm almost tempted to try to write something like it myself. (But would Remmy learn to enjoy it? Time would tell.)
>>3926850
No I want to know because I think Im sexually attracted to it
>>3926829
christ
>>3926861
>dry
brutal
>>3926850
>kirby is a meme
>>3926900
>spam "the cake is a lie"
>"its not a forced meme, its Portal!"
>>3926862
i am just really bad at thing sorry
shep will be bigger next time
I started writing a betty/remmy marking greentext, but gave up on it. Bleh. Maybe later.
>>3926926
Portal is a meme game though, like StarFox or Metal Gear
>>3926869
I'm sorry my My Little Pony knowledge isn't as advanced as yours.
You know, I thought about checking up when I was writing that, but I figured what the heck. Who'd give a shit?
>>3926926
>the cake is a lie
Fuck off reddit
>>3926861
Continue,plix.
>>3926869
Found the ponyfag.
>>3926947
Metal gear?!
>>3926976
NANOMACHINES
>>3926959
My immersion is ruined
>>3926871
Considering how important urine is with animal sexuality I'm surprised it's not more common.
>>3925612
Wait... have we really reached a point in society where to even suggest you find gay sex unappealing or don't want to partake you're a homophobe?
>>3926994
Nice try fgt
>>3926992
>>3926060
It's just like taking the dadger bick, just relax, breath and take it one inch at a time. You got this Calvin.
>>3925612
I had a good laugh. Thank you, BL
>>3927013
>samefagging this hard
>>3926993
But what if it signified he'd been off the ride so long he'd begun to forget?
That he was happy with the pussy pussy, no longer craving the
>horse pussy.
And then he saw them.
>>3927038
Nice try, Brad.
>>3926824
I want to fuck that wolf.
>>3927013
are you okay, anon?
>>3926996
Maybe because piss is toxic and tastes horrible
>>3927046
>>3927013
I would kick your ass motherfucker
>>3927042
You cannot cleanse "Bronies visit Pizza Hut" from your mind
It's impossible to do so, like forgetting that CWC exists
>>3926996
Same, really. I really want to see more of it... Then again, it is unabashedly my biggest fetish, so.
>>3927066
You're a fucking pussy, Brad
>>3926992
>>3927052
You speak like a human. For animals, it's more about what it MEANS then what it literally is. As for tastes horrible...
Animals eat a lot of horrible shit in general, so let's no go there, really.
>>3927078
>"Bronies visit Pizza Hut"
Wait, that sounds familiar.
Was it a Youtube video?
>>3926824
I want to fuck both of them and cuck two sheep in the process
Challenge: Write a story around this AU pic.
>>3926658
>Remmy woke up remembering the dream.
>It took his mind a few seconds as he realized that Al's marking had been a few days ago.
>Looking at his clock he sees that he has a hour and a half before Al wakes up.
>Flees the building in the nick off time as Al's door opened as Remmy ran through the front door.
>Al had been marking him a few times a day to insure that the other pred smells were gone.
>But today was the first time he could escape it.
>Goes to work and try to ignore the animals with a good nose.
>Goes home after work and Remmy hopes that Al is gone from his spot so he can sneak to his room.
>Gets hit in the face by something red and blue.
>Said objects explode on impact and Remmy realises they were waterballoons filled with pee by the same preds from earlier this week.
>Is scared to go home so he tries to go the other way.
>Walks straight into someone.
>Realises its Betty
>She goes from confused. Too annoyed. Too furrious.
>Grabs Renny by the scruff off his neck and drags him home.
>The whole mile.
>Gets tossed into the shower but this time the shower from Betty.
>He already what was happening and waited for the ripping.
>"You slow or something? Get out off those clothing!"
>Remmy undresses as Betty throws them in a laundry washer.
>Betty comes back and washes him with a shampoo made for wool.
>Halfway through he realises she is naked and washing him.
>Remmy knew that she probably still could smell those preds as she kept on using more and more shampoo.
>Betty's lips started to curl upwards as she was now literally growling with her teeth fully on display.
>"Fuck, yarnball you have some bad luck" She says as she pushes Remmy to the ground.
>As she turns around [Remmy knew what was coming] and started to mark him.
>With Al he would have closed his eyes or didn't dare to stare but with Betty it was as if he couldn't look away.
>When she was done she gave a sage-like nod and said that this has to do it for now.
>>3926758
I need this!
>>3927013
ariverderchee
>>3926215
Your wish... came true?
>>3927108
I know someone who plays as a 'commuter wilde' already.
>>3927043
Well even if not all gays take part in anal, the idea of having something oblong stuck up your ass for sexual gratification is pretty gay.
>>3927098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrE_J4OTyw
>>3927109
Yes. Yeeeeeess. Marking with meaning and plot, plus Betty caring in her rough, unspoken kind of way.
I love this.
>>3927108
>Uploaded under another account's name
>From a workstation logged in as a different name
>Someone's getting their fucking ass audited
>>3927119
Well done Wishgranter.
>>3926204
I wish... Rex and Marty would cuddle lewdly!
>>3927142
this is weirdly fumblingly funnily tingly odd
>>3927217
Sleep well sweet prince
Interspecies hand holding
>>3927119
I WANT TO FUCK NICK PRETENDING TO BE JACK SAVAGE
>>3927217
Sheep Well.
>>3927249
>>3927052
>piss is toxic
No it isn't.
>tastes horrible
Not in my experience.
>>3927109
I want to read about Remmy learning to accept his regular markings from the Pack Street gang as them claiming him to be part of the pack street family, and taking him under their protection.
In time, the act might make him feel warm and accepted inside... You know, as well as warm and drenched outside.
>>3927119
>jack savage is just nick's online persona
>>3927249
Heresy!
>>3927108
There was one prompt I liked where Judy gets kicked out eventually, and moves to zootopia. One day she steals a briefcase Nick was carrying which contained his plans to start a themepark.
She feels bad and returns it to him saying she wants to help him make it happen, and she would do it if he'd make her his partner.
>>3927308
Only in vast quantities, yes.
>tastes horrible
Well, that varies greatly on load to load, based on water intake, diet...
>>3927308
Its called "waste" for a reason.
You aren't supposed to ingest it
>>3927313
Frankly I don't think urine would have remained a significant factor in Zootopian life. Of all the things to change quickly with evolution, the most malleable are related to sex, dominance, and socializing. Urea marking would have gone out by the advent of gesture-language, at least. It strains credulity that an advanced society like this would have people pissing on each other for anything but pure fetish reasons, like our own.
>>3927109
>Remmy walks confused home as he wasn't sure what was going on as he just been marked by Betty.
>Walking through the door the ground started to shake.
>Remmy didn't know that Zootopia had quakes.
>Remmy saw Al comming at him with a speed he didn't know Al was capeble off.
>Got dragged to the shower once more but Remmy was able to spare his cloths as he undressed while being dragged.
>The twins on the nearby couch whistled as one off the two grabbed his undies and put the piece off cloth too their noses.
>Al had him standing om the shower as he started to probe his nose in every nook and cranny off Remmy's body.
>"Stupid bitch can't even do a simple counter marking?" He muttered as he pulled his dick out.
>Remmy was about to protest as he has been washed by Betty soo hard he was sure his wool had shrunken in size.
>But the stream hit him square in the face causing some too spill in his mouth.
>He wanted to gag at the yellow liquid but a single stare by Al and the reflex diseppeared.
>Remmy noticed something else he was staring again and this time it was at Al's giant wolf cock.
>Remmy knew he was happy when shearing season came it was now too cold to shear.
>Only a month or two left.
>>3927315
>Nick wants to have and be the rabbit.
>Nick makes a fursona.
>>3927308
It's 95% water, and 5% urea, urea being everything your body doesn't want in it. So don't put it back in
This isn't the future I wanted