HG thread
Spicer Resort Games V11
DAY 6
>>3923937
Oh geez, now my back hurts like hell
ARENA EVENT
It's over
>>3923946
Don't worry, cold numbs pain
>>3923952
Congratulations... you
Looks like I've used up all the time I've got for this place today. See you all tomorrow.
>>3923964
Congratulations
>>3923967
Goodbye, until tomorrow
Lazy wincard
And placements
>>3923984
Thanks for hosting
>>3923984
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3923987
>>3923989
No problem
>>3924005
Thanks for hosting!
+1
ded
>>3924089
>kissu
>>3924089
This place sure died quick...
>>3924089
not even my power to cause miracles can help right now
Hg won't survive this year.
>tfw no Matoi
>tfw can't kill anyone
>tfw its already dead here
>tfw no souls
>tfw feet are cold
I fucking hate you. Jack Morrison.
>>3924176
PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE
>>3924176
>rubs tum
die
>>3924179
THE THE THE
>>3924184
Heh, you first
>teleports behind you rubbing my tum
>murders u
Easy......
guys what do l want for my birthday?
>>3924220
I have no idea, please do tell
>>3924228
I'm asking
>>3924220
a noose?
>>3924231
Sorry, I can't read minds
>>3924234
I'm not sure l should tell my grandmother to get me a noose
>>3924220
a red ryder bb gun, of course
>>3924252
That's Christmas
This is the first time I've seen HG so dead.
>>3924257
Time is a cruel mistress
>>3924269
and shitposting is hg's wife who is very upset about hg having a mistress
>>3924257
fuck off furfag
>>3924257
I prefer the word hibernation
>>3924255
a turbo man action figure?
>>3924272
Jack pls
>>3924269
True
>>3924271
Lol
>>3924273
It's better yes. It was pretty active yesterday.
>>3924257
I am not bothered to go here for a moment.
Not after I saw my IB scores.
Oh and have a +1
>>3924285
There that bad? I hope you will be okay.
And HG is just a game, there is no obligation to come.
Take care.
>>3924297
I passed, but I got the boundary marks. That bad. Just around these moments. Right after I got my mood up I'll be back...
And my University application essays are done...
>>3924220
This crimson cock?
>>3924304
At least you passed, it's something. See you around here when you feel better then.
?
alrighty
>>3924374
>pets wasp
>>3924374
A korean wasp?
pack up and go home, cash out your wincards for money
>>3924273
Miku?
>>3924379
>buzz buzz
>>3924388
NO
Do you really need me to host again?
>>3924428
I think that's it for now
>>3924390
>Takes my 600+ wincards and cashes them in
>Retires early
>>3924447
I don't think they accept wincards from your own games.
>>3924447
>600
>>3924413
oi host now you fag
God damn it, fine, I'll get the defibrillator. First 24
>>3924413
>jumps on back
>>3924452
>Mumbles grumpily
>Leaves Board Games at home and just takes Potfest
>>3924454
>Shorty gave me all of Potfest's wincards. Tallying them together with all the games I hosted, I can comfortably say that I have 600+ wincards in my posession.
>>3924466
Wasp-chan
>>3924466
Otori Mio
>>3924466
Irisu!
>>3924466
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3924466
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3924466
Elh Melizee
>>3924466
Eggman-kun
>>3924466
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3924466
Lord Beerus
>>3924466
Miku
>>3924457
I'm too lazy...I also don't think there's enough people here for a 24
>>3924471
AAHHH!
>>3924466
Sanae Kochiya
>>3924481
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3924466
Metal Bat
>>3924466
EHG
>>3924466
Bedhead Gogo
>>3924466
Fyxe
>>3924466
>>3924498
My fault.
>>3924466
Reigen Arataka
>>3924466
Choi Dal Dal
>>3924466
GENOCIDER SYO
>>3924466
Vic Viper
>>3924514
>kissu
>>3924466
The Drifter
Four more
>>3924520
>>3924532
Misato
>>3924493
Onwards!
>>3924466
A lie
>>3924532
Sesame Akane
>>3924532
Koyomi Araragi
>>3924532
Meta Knight
>>3924541
taking a taxi or something would get you where you want to go a lot faster than my small legs.
>>3924532
Sunset
>>3924563
But that costs money and it's not as fun!
>>3924532
Shaggy
>>3924575
Then what of I start demanding payment
>>3924596
Payment of what?
Give me a moment, capture's messing up
>>3924623
Must be the work of an evil spirit. Anyways, I'd like to request a swap before the roster is posted.
>>3924591
>>3924510
You know what to do.
>>3924610
Carrying you around!
>>3924637
Like, go out for a pizza?
>>3924640
Okay, your payment is carrying me around.
Check for mistakes, make swaps, etcetera
>>3924517
Your image broke for me, I'm going to need a new one
>>3924652
I'm giving you my spot in the game.
>>3924672
>>3924662
Don't, I've already done it
>>3924658
No, I meant money! AHHH!
>>3924659
I'm ready!!
>>3924662
>>3924672
Like, thanks! I'll make you both a sandwich for that!
>>3924676
Alright.
>>3924681
Don't worry about it.
>>3924570
>>3924510
>>3924659
Do this instead.
>>3924679
Money? But I barely have any of that... what about carrots?
>>3924679
>kissu
>>3924672
I want to be literally swamped
>>3924659
It looks good to me.
>>3924659
>buzz
>>3924659
Looks good!
>>3924675
Kek
>>3924659
*Ready's his weaponry*
*Awaits a new challenge*
>>3924688
You can't spend carrots on anything
>>3924693
Security!!!
>>3924687
>>3924676
Like, here you guy's go!
>hands you each a sandwich 2 feet tall
Like, It's my favorite one!
>>3924702
Like, I've come prepared!
>Shaggy tosses a jar of honey as far away from him as he can
>>3924721
Play vidya with me Miku-chan.
>>3924721
I can feed them to you!
Since Vic didn't reply with a new image, I guess they don't care
>>3924727
Aww thank, I hope it's tuna sandwich.
>>3924727
>grabs jar
>Licks honey
>happy buzzing
>>3924738
OKAY
>>3924746
>mfw too inexperienced with life to be able to relate
>>3924738
I think that's the only image he has
>>3924746
>You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the different phases of life.
Nigga I've just been on the computer all day kek
>>3924738
Like, looks great!
>>3924740
It like, has tuna in it, also turkey, ham, bacon, chicken, and roast beef!
>>3924746
Like, that's really inspirational, anon.
>>3924746
It's only because Fate didn't decide it was time for me to die. But yeah, thank you crude sheet of paper.
>>3924738
*Sits down waiting for the game to start*
>>3924746
>That's motivational and inspiring.
>>3924729
But I'm awful at vidya
>>3924734
I am not a horse!! I demand cash!!
I love you Kurumi.
BLOODBATH
A bug gets crushed and Shaggy gets dragged into yet another mystery
>>3924784
Like, even on vacation, I get dragged into a mystery...
>>3924784
Let's go
>>3924784
... how unfortunate.
Your snowmobile is strong
>>3924784
>>3924687
Thanks man.
>>3924784
Ughhh, does l hafta get up?
>>3924659
BEGIN! DO NOT KEEP ME WAITING!
>>3924784
*Sends his robot companion to activate the snowmobile, clearing a path*
>>3924779
You literally are vidya. How can you be awful at that?
>>3924779
I don't have any...
>pulls hair
>>3924784
This weak shit isn't deadly. RIGHT?!
DAY 1
Legs break, Icetopia gets two rulers, and Shaggy is Shaggy
>>3924819
It's very possible to be bad at your job which...I occasionally am...
>>3924820
Then you need to get a job, it's the only way
>>3924834
Anon stop
I'm busy
>>3924780
Mami > Kurumi
>>3924844
Like, what the heck is this, man?!?
>>3924825
The Crimson Demon does not have time to waste checking, fool.
>>3924844
I HEREBY DECLARE THIS LAND UNDER MY POSSESSION! THIS IS NOW CRIMSON DEMON CLAY!
>>3924844
*The Drifter dashes across the ice bed with ease*
>>3924844
Should be fun
>>3924853
My plump queen is below the delicate Kurumi, however they are both absolute perfection in my eyes.
F 'em
>>3924847
No!
>>3924844
I guess it was a bad idea to go snowboarding with these heavy things...
>>3924878
Both are shit. No, worse.
Shit > Mami > Kurumi
>>3924851
Trim your goddamn toenails, Jesus
>>3924896
No reason to lose your head
>>3924896
Shut your fucking mouth, swine.
NIGHT 1
>>3924915
Oh come the hell on
How hard is it to kill a chicken?
>>3924883
*Pays his respect for the fallen*
>>3924915
*Beckons the female, to stay for a short period of time*
>>3924915
What is it again? You've been reading too much low-brow fantasy books man. Go back to bed.
>>3924915
Like, Eggman-kun was right, this is a good way to relieve stress!
>>3924886
Then how will you buy things!!!??
>>3924915
Time to sell it on ebay
>>3924915
>>3924925
Shaggy is swaggy
>>3924947
Like, thanks, anon!
DAY 2
That damn puffin's back
>>3924958
Like, ouch!
Why would you do that!
>>3924955
>Smacks and runs off
>>3924958
Alright, let's hope this meal will ease you from the fear you had yesterday.
A gnome? pffrt.
>>3924958
"7 letter phrase for something you lose when you think of it"
Hmmm
>>3924958
*Violent coughing before fading way*
>>3924969
AH!
You little shit
>>3924958
This sucks, I put all my points into speed when I leveled up for nothing.
F 'em
>>3924978
Gnomes are no laughing matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5lB-RoAi4
4x0(2+1) =
NIGHT 2
>>3925040
And now we wait.
>>3925040
This is what is like to be bears
>>3925006
Okay, I'll never laught about gnomes ever again, that was frightful!
>>3925040
I hope there aren't any gnomes around....
Hum... What was that sound?!
DAY 3
>>3925101
Better luck next time Eggy!
>>3925101
Gotta find those gnomes and kill them before they kill us, guys!
>>3924502
What is this even?
NIGHT 3
Look at the bright side. At least it wasn't the gnomes
>>3925160
Too much sugar before bed...
>>3925160
I'll never eat in fear ever again....
DAY 4
>>3925160
It's freezing up here, use some of your devil magic already
>>3925220
Yetis eat lambs now?
Good to know.
No, everybody tolerates you, it's just your stupid group of circlejerk friends that have always liked you that like you
Nobody else gives 2 fucks, you're an uninteresting OOC self-insert cancer
>>3925220
Next time we go to a tropical island.
>>3925220
Awesome that's so gross
>>3925239
Anon, did you just prematurely ejaculate shitpost?
F 'em
>>3925239
>we have reached the point where we shitpost people without actually targeting them
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHH
NIGHT 4
>>3925309
>Mei is fat
Stop this meme, she's Chinese
>>3925239
I KNEW IT!
>>3925315
zzzzzz....
>>3925315
Is that why you've been wearing glasses?
>>3925338
>pets
>>3925325
>Mei isn't chubby
Stop this meme, have you even seen her on-model thighs?
That was a good rest, what's up new faces?
>>3925359
kys
>>3925359
Pretty good, just died. What's up youself?
>>3925239
yo just want to let you know there's no report button, no mute button, no block button in real life. I want to see your glance as I smash your skull into the fucking concrete, and I strangle the life out of you, pushing my thumbs into their eye sockets until you cry blood lol. well, not before forcing you to watch their beloved ones die in front of you.
>>3925351
You think she's wearing a giant coat and leggings?
Those are almost certainly puffy snow pants
>>3925341
THE FEAST
I've been really happy with the pace of this game
>>3925385
Then why do they hug her ass so tightly?
>>3925378
I still have things to do, then I'll kill myself, don't worry Anon, it's just a matter of time.
>>3925380
Y-you just died and you feel pretty good, that's weird.
I feel exactly the same for my part.
>>3925404
Goddammit l was eating
>>3925418
I was being ironic, that's all.
Want a beer?
>>3925437
I'd rather take a whiskey
>>3925347
>>3925404
I was jinxed...
>>3925385
S-shut up low test beta.
>>3925450
I don't have any of that at the moment... Maybe a tea then?
DAY 5
>>3925467
Who do you take me for?
A bit of sugar please...
>>3925239
Is this the new shipost meta? I'm getting in on the ground floor of this motherfucker.
>>3925456
>twirls away
F 'em
>>3925479
>it's an Eggman-kun wins episode
>>3925482
Gotcha!
>puts fresh biological cane sugar in the cup
Enjoy yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsz6TE6t7-A
>>3925497
Dammit Gear!
>>3925309
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>>3925523
That's a weird way to pronounce Mokou
>>3925525
Good, but not Mokou level
Night 5 and all of day 6 were nothing but peace, and I have things I need to do soon, so DAY 7
Bravery is the magic what turns dreams into reality.
Hope you guys are having a good day.
>>3925576
A fart is a wish your butt makes.
>>3925576
wise words
NIGHT 7
>>3925582
I do! Hope you're doing well as well (duh) Lenny