Hg Thread
>>3921439
Finally, something to thin the crop.
>>3921451
Is that so? I never really go into those threads so I wouldn't know.
I miss ___
>>3921460
I'll make you laugh one of these days, Rika. I'll definitely come prepared with a really good joke to knock your socks off.
>She lays down stop the tank and lays on her back, looking at you upside-down.
Sorry I'm not funny.
>>3921468
PLEASE NO, NO, NO, NONONONO, ANYTHING BUT FLYING, I DO-
>Girly shrieking
>>3921454 (Kaine)
...Hm. Shoulda been able 'ta smell the mold or somethin'. Then again th'arena does some plenty weird things, shouldn't be too surprisin' by this point.
>>3921468
Forgetting to crop is becoming a bad habit
>>3921447
>>3921448
I CAAAAAAN'T!
>>3921468
Fuck, there goes half the kids.
>>3921485
High school.
>>3921485
Laura
>>3921492
What did just happen?
>>3921492
Bricks, bricks everywhere!
>>3921465
We should share!
We have plenty of room!
>>3921452
Could you say..
you're tanked?
>>3921468
If this is how I must die..
So be it.
>>3921468
>>3921489
>>3921492
>pulls a muscle when he tried to pull her in
Ah! I guess I'm not as young as I used to be...
>>3921492
Speeding up.
>>3921508
You know when a man wearing a power suit can't save you, no one can.
>>3921507
Hahaha! You're funny!
>>3921450 (Lord Dominator)
Well, when you do see her, tell her that Alfred Jones is very disappointed in her.
>>3921452 (Makoto)
Well, Tanks for trying! You did well enough.
>>3921453 (Rika, has pissed off an Englishman)
Yeah, but he says he's been working on it for so long... Oh well, I bet he's fine.
>>3921464 (Suit guy, smarter than the average American)
The suit and shit! Why do you need it?!
As for the brain-surge, probably considering you just shocked me...
>>3921498
You know you can always just sneak into a highschool.
>>3921495
TOUCH ME!
>>3921492
Sorry about this but it must be done!
>>3921474
I've been hurt quite a bit actually.
>>3921489
This place is fucked more so then where I'm from, and that is saying something.
>>3921513
Stop it! You're making my jokes look bad!
>>3921482
I'd named it when I only barely hit double-digits. And decorations are only rarely practical. And it does it's fairy job by scaring away weaker youkai with how unusual it looks.
>>3921486
I'm the one without a sense of humor here.
>>3921485
Shanghai....
>>3921507
Please don't support the puns.
>>3921513
Not everyone has the potential.
>>3921514
That's not what I meant.
>>3921518
Mentally or physically? Either way I think I have you beat on both those.
>>3921517
...
>knives appear in her hands seemingly out of thin air
...
>>3921505
Erp with me
>>3921505
>Dicks, dicks everywhere!
>>3921510
Where's my Crescent Rose?! And my hood?!
>>3921510
Some people had some grief with Ruby and that's why they don't show up to the feast
entertain me HG
>>3921520
I just wish th'arena wouldn't take us to places like this. If it leaves me stuck 'ere, it could at least have th'decency to have some nice settings.
>>3921508
I hate heights....
>>3921525
>She reaches out and starts lazily messing with your tie.
Well, what d'you find funny? Maybe you're more of a slapstick person.
>>3921513
Cause I'm from space? last time I was in a cargo ship in space, that was the last human thing I've been in.
>>3921525
Fairies and Youkai? I mean I would say you're a lying sack of shit, but I've seen imps.
>>3921531
That's fine too if you want to touch me with the knife. Just make sure you don't cut me, okay?
>>3921534
If this is you Bolin, I swear to god I'll meme you into next week!
>>3921535
Heh. Okay, that made me kek a bit.
>>3921526
Oh, well I don't know how to help you then.
>>3921474
...A-Are you calling me fat?
>He stopped eating the burgers. What are you doing, you madman?
>>3921524
Dude, everyone except you and Kaito hate my jokes. You won't get as low as me~!
>>3921525
Maybe the spellbooks were too old. Last time I checked, they were, like, medival-type books.
>>3921543
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>3921546
...Oh-- OH. I get it now. Jesus, I feel like an idiot now...
>>3921505
Blake falls in love with Link.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with Link's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Link, he doesn't respond and tries to hide from him. After some investigation, he finds out that the Link he called is not the same Link he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is that Link's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Blake's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>3921512
W-wha..
I-I mean..
It wasn't that good of a joke..
>>3921525
I-I didn't mean to..
![RR[18].png](https://i.imgur.com/nCNITE3.png "RR[18].png")
>>3921530
Physically, this isn't a contest you know.
>>3921538
I'll never win at this rate. Can't even watch my own back.
>>3921544
Never expect anything will be good unless you yourself take the actions to make it what you wish, and even then that will still be taken away eventually.
>>3921552
>Mate you made it too easy.
>>3921553
W-Who needs help? Ha. I'm a-awesome. Help is for losers.
>>3921556
Wh-What is this copypasta? I'm confused and slightly scared.
>>3921555
Well depending on the IQ of your peers, you could be an idiot, but maybe that's the shock talking.
>>3921555
You'll definitely get fat if you keep eating like a wild hog on vacation.
>>3921558
I never said it was, but I have to wear this like a badge of honor. I'm sure you do the same thing when you're around people you want to impress.
>>3921563
Help me shitpost LD.
>>3921562
Awesome, well of course you're awesome, what was I thinking.
>>3921569
I asked for the price, not an imitation of Alma.
>>3921563
A Dominator falls in love with a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
Unable to fug the pussy baws, she is gifted with a futa dick perfect to fuck a yu-gi-oh card. Never minding the strange DEF and ATK stats, she immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a hard on for her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day’s magical transfucsion to the yu-gi-oh card, she only looks at him with a trap card expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the yu-gi-oh card she called is not the same yu-gi-oh card she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in the meta decks at all. She is the yu-gi-oh card's alternate R63 counterpart, who has fallen in love with the LD’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the ERP they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective discord lovers, DRAMA ensues as they begin to shitpost in ERP threads with each other instead and question the NATURE of ERP.
>>3921546
...Fair job. I meant fair job. And where I live is no joke. Hell, with the recordings I've seen around here I know you've bumped in to a youkai, yourself.
>>3921545
>She sighs, before offering a shrug
>>3921555
There's no direct correlation between age and power either way. But most people only use grimoires to augment what's already there.
>>3921557
Oh, don't you lie to me, now.
>>3921572
Wha? No deal, senpai. I don't even know them like that.
>>3921572
Looks like they left
>>3921573
Glad you can recognise quality when you see it, babe.
Lookin' smokin' by the way.
>>3921569
I just now realized all the people that are left. Time to speed up ten fold
>>3921561
You talkin' about the arena in particular? Otherwise I can't help but pity your, er...gloomy mindset.
![RR[24].png](https://i.imgur.com/eFNqLGd.png "RR[24].png")
>>3921570
You can get killed if you're being careless trying to prove yourself to others; that just takes time and patience.
>>3921575
>fondles
>>3921577
Which one? I've fought lots of demonic-looking stuff, wait you do recordings?
>>3921594
Funny enough a second arena doesn't kill them all.
>>3921555
I think your jokes are super funny, Alfred! Well, when you tell new ones. The old ones aren't funny anymore.
>>3921557
It was really good! I wouldn't have thought of it!
I figured you were a bodybuilder, but are you actually a comedian?
>>3921577
How about..
>She closes her eyes, removing all emotion from her visage. Then, she makes a silly face.
>>3921576
I...I don't even know what to say at this point.
>>3921579
Lurking and waiting for a new game really
Fleshlings!!! Megatron is back!
>>3921599
And it's over. Perhaps I should have kept it a short and sweet 24
>>3921585
Oh why thank you, you're not so shabby either.
>>3921602
>Spelled villain wrong twice
Wew
>>3921605
Winner is the lolis
>>3921587
Yes I'm talking about the arena and have not gotten distracted on an off thought... And don't give me your pity, I don't need it.
>>3921612
Good job, Maria.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3921612
Placements, the win screens like all others will be done at some point once I think of a good one.
>>3921598
I've got cameras and others aaaaall throughout here. And this thing's got a stealth mode of sorts as well. And I mean a tall blonde woman in a sundress and a scythe.
>>3921600
You really think I'm this easily bothered...?
>>3921604
Well, you suddenly got a lot more derogatory.
>>3921564
Most likely the shock. Hopefully the shock, right?
>>3921570
...F-Fine.
>He drops the burger. You fucking madman, what are you doing?
>>3921577
Yeah, whatever that means! I'm sure he'll do better eventually. He can just copy off of Harry Potter if he's failing!
>>3921600
Well, obviously! If you tell a joke twice, it's only half as funny! I should know, since I tell jokes to England every day and he hasn't smiled since the Revolutionary War!
>>3921612
Congrats to Maria and Harusame, and Thanks for hosting, Lord!
>>3921588
Me? Get killed? HA! You're a funny girl, Ruby-tan!
>>3921612
Congratulations lolis!
Thanks for the game, stiffy!
>>3921619
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3921608
Oh, this is happ-
Wait, are you just trying to bait me into buying you tacos again?
>>3921618
OH NO HES GOING R63 AGAIN. HIDE THE KIDS HIDE THE WIFE.
>>3921610
But villain is spelled villian in this galaxy
>>3921619
Alright, thanks for hosting it, papa bones
>>3921612
Thanks for hosting Papa bones.
>>3921618
>>3921622
>>3921625
Thank you everyone.
>>3921631
But what about grabbing the knife?
>>3921612
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3921615
Eh, this place leaves plenty'a room for "getting distracted on an off-thought". And I found this nice clearing in a forest nearby I set camp in, myself. But clearly ya don't exactly qualify for it.
![RR[30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CKnkPH9.jpg "RR[30].jpg")
>>3921625
Well we all die at some point. Some of us get to choose how and when though.
>>3921619
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>3921621
Now that's smart, good job, well I've gotta go, See you later...Uh what's your name?
>>3921622
Yeah sure, I'm out for now, see you America.
>>3921631
>mfw only R63 pic I have at the moment
I really should grab some more. R63 was pretty fun :^).
>>3921639
Thank you also red reaper.
>>3921641
See ya later, dude!
>>3921627
Oh, you think I'd scoop so low...
>>3921622
There we go! Now, how about a salad?
>>3921637
You're welcome, main loli!
>>3921639
Ruby-tan, strike me down with your scythe please.
>>3921622
As in "connection".
>>3921641
It'd be stupid of me not to take notes on everything possible. Rika, tank engineer. Be seeing you.
>>3921650
I'm onto you, hot blue babe. You're not the flirty type.
>>3921646
Ohh, I know another guy like you who goes by that, sorry
>>3921646
>My last 2 wins have been from your games, so double thanks.
>And it's what we call the Ainz in erp, it's a nice nickname but if you don't want it I'll stick with Ainz.
>>3921621
B-Bothered? I'm just trying to make you laugh!
>She rolls over on her side and flops her limbs about, sprawling out on the hood of the tank.
I suck at it, though.
>>3921622
T-That doesn't sound like a very good thing..
>>3921657
You say that like you know me, what if I am the flirty kind, what if I am the 'touchy' kind?
>>3921638
Qualify? What the fuck do you mean by I don't 'qualify for it'?
Where is Soviet?
>>3921651
Alright...
>He gets a salad, before putting it on a burger.
That's how this works, right?
>>3921654
Huh? What do you mean 'as in connection', dude?
>>3921668
Hm? Oh, he's fine, really! At least I think he is...
>>3921658
It is alright, I expected as such.
>>3921661
>I am aware, nice guy. I don't necessarily mind. But In character and all
![RR[147].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DXrZw8c.jpg "RR[147].jpg")
>>3921651
Are you crazy?! I couldn't do that!
>>3921669
Well, if you want to come back to my place I'm more than happy to find out.
>>3921672
He killed himself
Didnt you hear?
>>3921672
Probably celebrating Squid Girl's birthday.
>>3921672
Hopefully dead in some alley
>>3921675
>Alrighty then Ainz.
>>3921668
You know what I mean.
>>3921674
Connection, correlation, duh.
>>3921674
M-Maybe you should make sure..
>>3921672
Maybe he OD'd? Lost his house? That's what usually happens to folks.
>>3921674
Close.
Remove the beef, buns and bacon and you've got yourself a salad!
>>3921676
Why not? It's not like we know each other. You should be able to do this with ease when it comes to a stranger.
>>3921678
Oh~
I'll even give you my leash and collar~
>>3921621
Aren't we a little impudent Rika?
This is how welcome your "lord"?
>>3921668
>he smacks the back of your head, of course lightly
Hey hairy.
>Connection error?!
>>3921671
Easy with th'swearing, yeesh. And I did sorta specify "otherwise". As in "if you mean in general".
>>3921705
Sounds like a plan, babe. I'll be sure to take great care of you.
![RR[43].png](https://i.imgur.com/kpu5wGA.png "RR[43].png")
>>3921694
I still can't do that. That's inhumane and just...awful.
>>3921687
>She huffs and looks up at the stars, resting her hands on her belly.
I'm bored. D'you have any fun stories to tell?
>>3921709
>She whimpers and falls forward, faceplanting into a puddle of mud and staying there.
>>3921710
Yeah I get told by a book that I should lower them, but I am not changing myself. And yeah I guess that makes sense.
>>3921711
>gives leash and puts on collar
Alright baby, lead the way.
>>3921714
I swear, it's almost like you guys hate killing other people! Isn't that why you're here in the first place?
>>3921600
Uh.. no, I'm neither of those things..
I was studying to be an archeologist.
>>3921577
I didn't think she'd hear it.
And as much as I'd love to stay awake and chat..
I'm far too tired.
Goodnight everyone!
Someone call Hoshi.
>>3921723
s-stop baiting me
>>3921722
>kills lovingly
>>3921721
>Flash opens the back door of his car and tries to lead the siren in.
C'mon, girl. Get in.
>>3921687
Oh, I get it. Nah, he'll do fine eventually. At least I hope he will...
>>3921694
>He spits out the burger.
The fuck? Bacon? On a burger? Are you on drugs?
>>3921692
Hold on, I will!
>He pulls out a phone and talks to England. A few minutes later, he hangs up.
Does "Fuck off you bloody git, it's three in the morning" count as okay?
>>3921725
G'night!
>>3921722
I'm here to train to become a huntress, I hunt monsters not humans.
>>3921727
Call him what? A faggot? We do that all the time.
>>3921720
...Speakin' from experience with friends, if an otherwise-inanimate object starts talkin' to ya, it's generally best not to listen at all.
>>3921731
>Waifumobile
Sunset will never set foot in that car
>>3921731
>gets in
>>3921730
>is killed, but doesn't feel the love
>respawns
A-Anon...?
>>3921733
Are YOU on drugs? Why wouldn't you put bacon on a burger?!
>>3921733
>America
>Not liking a Bacon Burger
Are you really America?
>>3921716
>he pulls you up
Come on, don't give me that whimper, get yourself together!
>then he "carefully" let's you go.
>>3921725
Er...sure thing, strange...Englishman? Be seeing you.
>>3921709
Since when did I actually swear fealty to you? Oh right, never.
>>3921716
Not really....
>>3921733
Don't get your hopes up.
>>3921744
She lost her virginity in the back of that car.
>>3921745
>Brad shuts the door, gets in the front and starts the ignition.
Flash's still got it.
>>3921735
What if I told you that I'm more monster than human? Would that persuade you to stick me with that thing?
>>3921746
>loves
>>3921733
>Not putting bacon on a burger
It's like you're not American
>>3921748
My my, that is a rather large iron golem
>>3921754
Who is this guy? Why is he loving up on me like he knows me? Someone take this hothead out of here before he makes me throw up.
>>3921742
As much as I'd love to do that, and tear out each page piece by piece then throw him into the god damn furnace... He's incredibly smart and well just good to have around.
>>3921752
Well, come on, let's go home so I can ro-Rub your meaty abs.
>>3921761
>kills again then kills myself
>>3921763
I might not be worth it....
>>3921746
I haven't tried it, but that's horribly unhealthy food you're talking about here!
>>3921747
>>3921756
>You saw nothing, got it?
>>3921751
I haven't gotten my hopes up since the Revolutionary War, dude.
>The Englishman is now trashing the room again.
>>3921764
Babe, this car is like a woman. You gotta turn her on just right and take it s-
Nah, I'm fuckin' with ya, this thing fuckin' rocks. Like me.
>Brad hits the gas and speeds off.
>>3921751
Yes yes, just joking with you, but i see you already frustrated with something, did you kill someone?
>>3921757
What did you call me whimp?
>>3921769
You're always worth it darling
![RR[17].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DENgOhS.gif "RR[17].gif")
>>3921753
You're not harming anyone so nope.
>>3921772
Fucking smooth, dude.
>>3921772
>taps her fingers on her knee impatiently
are we there yet?
>>3921771
You best put some bacon on that burger if you know what's good for you
>>3921733
>She covers her ears and, instead of answering your question, just says:
Please don't swear!
>>3921748
>She drops to the ground on her knees, wiping the mud off of her face and whining.
Why'd you do that??
>>3921751
Not "really?"
>She dangles her legs off the edge of the tank, connecting the stars with an outstretched finger.
C'mon, I'm sure you have some good stories.
>>3921773
An iron golem, a creature created by magic given the basic shape of a humanoid. Usually given life to do basic tasks, given you are metal I would say construction.
>>3921769
I thought about it, and after a certain incident I grew to trust the dumb ass, even if he gets on my nerves.
>>3921765
>respawns
Well, I guess that's one way to leave me.
>>3921771
You just got done eating god knows how many burgers consecutively!
>>3921777
Ruuuby-taaaan, why're you doing this to meeeee?
>>3921796
And people say that MY boobs don't make sense..
>>3921782
Thanks, brah.
>>3921786
>Brad suddenly breaks in front of an apartment building.
Yep.
>He gets out and opens the back door again, grabbing her lead.
Welcome to casa del Sentry
>>3921796
Ergh...maybe I've dealt with one too many magic swords 'ta trust things like this.
>>3921801
They don't
>>3921771
The wh-oh, right, outside world thing.
>>3921773
Just some jackass mocking my tank's name, it's firepower, everything about it....
>>3921790
Like I said, not really.
>>3921788
And what's gonna happen, dude? You gonna force feed me bacon burgers?
>>3921790
Oh shit-- aw, fuck-- bloody hell-- DARNIT! I'm sorry, Makoto! Are you alright?
>>3921797
Yeah, but I don't gain weight from that, do I?!
...D-Do I?
>>3921801
They don't, mind if I research them for science?
>>3921803
>breaks
>I meant brakes
>>3921803
Oh it looks lovely, nearly as lovely as t- You!
>>3921801
Your boobs are just fine
Big. Soft. pale and delicious
I want to touch them
![RR[46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DaH16JY.jpg "RR[46].jpg")
>>3921797
I'm just saying that no normal person would do what you're asking.
>>3921814
Ya blew it kid
>>3921803
I feel the apartment would be the biggest man cave that reeks of death and the last 5 prostitutes you hired.
>>3921811
We all gain weight, America. It's only a matter of time before you find yourself on one of those motorized scooters.
>>3921811
I'll start a facist coup in the military and take over.
>>3921820
What can I say, I'm excitingly abnormal! I take pride in the fact that I can do what most normal people can't. In a way, it makes me the coolest guy here.
>>3921816
Babe, just wait until you get inside.
>He leads her into the elevator and hits the button for the top floor
Hey. Why not flash the girls for Flash while we wait? It'll be totally wicked.
>>3921822
I break under pressure.
>>3921826
Prostitutes hire me, bro.
>>3921819
me to
>>3921792
No i'm definetly not created by "magic", but you "life-forms" might call our technology as "magic".
I'm a cybertronian.
>>3921790
Because you didn't welcome me, again, and i enjoy it.
>gives you a devil-ish smile.
>>3921810
Then beat him. You would feel free after that.
I'm sorry Mami. I love you.
>>3921837
So you are a male prostitute?
>>3921837
Oh. Okay.
>removes her jacket.
>>3921840
She owns two of them
One for each hungry Anon
We should both have one
>>3921827
But I'm not fat now, am I?
>>3921831
As long as you don't hurt anyone, that's fine, I guess.
That is, if you like nukes...
Did I just hear something about a coup? Is some one planing to overthrow the government?
https://youtu.be/fDtaWSnbdY4
>>3921842
Unfortunately I tend to prefer not shooting humans...lucky him.
>>3921859
What?
>>3921842
A cybertronian eh? Interesting. So it's safe to assume you are something from space. And I am not what you would consider a "life" form. I am a lich.
>>3921859
Are you planning to overthrow me?
![RR[26].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ptx5xCe.gif "RR[26].gif")
>>3921835
I think the blue haired guy has you beat.
>>3921853
With the amount of times I get laid, I might as well be.
>>3921854
...Nice.
So getting laid.
>The elevator reaches the top and he reaches into his pocket to grab his key. He leads her to the door furthest down the hall and unlocks it.
You ready to get wild, blue babe?
>>3921850
kys, Mami is mine.
>>3921837
Psst, citizen. You gonna make her dress up as a sexy boat person?
>>3921864
How does one become a lich?
>>3921865
Because he has a car, right? There's more that makes a man cool than having a car.
For instance, I live in the city back where I originally came from. That alone makes me cooler than him.
>>3921872
>
>>3921810
How about you tell me a story about Shanghai? You've probably got a silly story about her, right?
>>3921811
St-.. Sto-.. Quit it!
I'm fine, it's not like it hurts or anything, I just don't like hearing them!
>>3921813
Um, will it hurt?
>>3921819
...D-Delicious? That's a weird word to use, Anon. You can't eat me!
>>3921842
I don't wanna welcome a big jerk like you! You're just mean!
>>3921810
Yeah, suffice to say, me and England aren't on good terms now...
>>3921859
IT WAS >>3921831, DUDE!
>>3921869
>sprawled in your room, shit everywhere, butt ass naked
>>3921861
Did you hear anything? If you know something, please tell.
>>3921864
Never, I'm trying to prevent that actually.
>>3921871
Fucking fight me faggot. I'll kill you just to feel her soft, supple skin on my hot bod.
>>3921869
Wild? I thought we were having sex? oh well we'll do it your way then.
>She gets in the room
>>3921878
>
>>3921879
I want to eat you.
But I do no want your tits
It's way down below
>>3921890
Y-You want to eat my tail too?! Are you that zombie girl in disguise?!
>>3921879
Aw, dude, I didn't mean to do that! I'm sorry! So, uh, what did you want me to do again?
>>3921874
There are multiple ways. It usually requires a high level mage trained in the art of necromancy being reborn. Usually through a ritual.
>>3921885
>>3921871
>>3921850
Mami is too pure for you Untermenschen to even touch.
>>3921881
Oh... He only threatened America...
>Kaito whistles.
Alright boys pack it up!
>>3921882
>It was a decoy room. You've ruined a holiday inn.
>>3921886
N-No, we are. That's what I meant. Sex. Wild s- You get what I meant.
>The room is strangely clean, and hardly looks lived in at all. But, that being said, it looks like the kind of place someone like Brad would reside in. Down to the tacky red bedspread.
So, like, you a kisser? Or are you more 'down to business' sort of babe?
>>3921856
I mean, you're getting there. You're kind if plus-ish, you you get what I'm saying.
>>3921805
You grow to love him, if you're wondering what the bastard looks like did you see the floating book that was here not too long ago? That's him.
![RR[19].png](https://i.imgur.com/qFrseui.png "RR[19].png")
>>3921876
Which city? I lived on an island.
>>3921879
For as much as I love her, we really hadn't had much in the way of contact. Though, I suppose there was the time I introduced her to food, if anything.
>>3921881
I thought you two as nations got along after the...1812 thing, was it?
>>3921884
Why do you even care?
>>3921893
You are innocent
Not yet touched by a man's love
hopefully one day
>>3921899
Nobody is too pure for me, bug guy. Give me a hot second with Mami and she'll be all over me.
>>3921902
Depends on your luck, now come in and get closer, I'm waiting~
>>3921914
>Brad closes the door and approaches her, getting right up close and personal.
>>3921908
Huh? Nah, I musta missed 'im. Never seen one that actually did things like that, for that matter....
>>3921909
Tokyo city, baby! I'm in the heart of Japan!
Should you be more tan if you live on an island? Like, really tan? Also, should you be wearing a coconut bra too?
>>3921913
I didn't know you liked getting a facial.
>>3921900
...
>He smiles.
Ha... Do you want to see Russia, dude?
>>3921905
Oh, I'm getting there! Well, that's not too bad...
>>3921911
Yeah, we didn't hate each other, but we still argue now. We have a rocky relationship.
>>3921861
Then just beat him up. Fists, or with gun of your tank.
>>3921864
Like i would know what a lich is, and you are correct. I'm not from this planet but i would call this a "place" instead of a "planet".
>>3921879
>gives you the dissapointed look
Seriously? I just would like to know the people who talk with my guide.
>>3921921
>she pushes him away playfully
Wait wait, I forgot, do you want to be on top?
>>3921894
Do? Um, well, I'm not sure. I don't remember.
>>3921911
Introduced her to food?
>She giggles, looking back up at you upside-down.
What was that like? Did you give her anything spicy?
>>3921912
I don't like boys!
>>3921930
Your guide? What do you mean? What're you talking about?
>>3921926
I like getting kissed by women, if that's what you mean.
>>3921927
I get the feeling you won't become TOO big, but it's not healthy for a military guy such as yourself. They will only weigh you down.
>>3921935
I can definitely do that. Unless you want to take this stallion for a ride.
>>3921911
Obviously I care because I'm part of th-...
I'm a cop... I have a lot of jobs okay?!
>>3921927
Huh? Not particularly why? Oh, I hope you realize, I only protect the country I'm employed by.
>>3921939
Such a shameful thing
You'd be the perfect waifu
It will never be
in the UK, a woman gives birth every 30 seconds
She must be exhausted
>>3921921
>>3921935
>Munchs on some popcorn
Oh hey, this is the degenerate part of the movie...
>>3921884
Don't fret, I have a penguin butler that tries every day.
>>3921930
Perhaps that is a better term for such a place. And a lich is something that can level battlefields. It's nothing you need worry about .
>>3921935
>I love morning hours for things like this
![RR[81].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/10ymkfo.jpg "RR[81].jpg")
>>3921925
My hood probably had a hand in that.
>>3921946
Yeah, I'd like that, lay down here.
>>3921951
>>3921952
You have to pay me for the show, boys.
>>3921927
I don't understand this sort of thing....
>>3921930
That'd result in the same thing.
>>3921939
No, a grilled cheese, actually. And grape soda, since that was her operator's favorite.
>>3921947
...Your fans make you do a lot of weird crap.
>>3921924
His names Weiss, talking grimoire that you'd probably like if anything I've seen from you holds up.
>>3921949
I will be a wife eventually! Just.. To another wife!
>>3921957
Aw yeah, I'm on it.
>Brad lays down, mentally brofisting himself.
>>3921954
...I don't get it.
>>3921939
Hm... Eh, I bet it wasn't important. Hey, would you like to know a fun fact while we wait?
>>3921943
As long as I can see my feet, I'll be fine, dude.
>>3921947
Employed by? Hm... It was China, wasn't it? That bastard always took my fortune cookies away from me...
>>3921961
>squirrel is a lesbian
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.
>>3921961
A loss to mankind
But it is not over yet
What if i dress up?
>>3921957
I can just watch on my magic mirror. I don't even get any pleasure from this honestly.
>>3921971
Did you expect anything less?
>>3921960
Er, and why would I like 'im, exactly...?
>>3921959
Welcome to World Politics. Me and Russia will be your guide today.
>"Здpaвcтвyйтe, пoдcoлнeчникa!"
What do you wanna learn first?
>>3921957
I thought this was a free to air channel movie.
Honestly I'm waiting for the ads because I'm running low on popcorn.
>>3921966
>she jumps on him with a pillow on her hands
Well, ready honey~?
>>3921971
>a guy playing a cartoon squirrel girl on the internet doesn't want to feel gay
At least he's not fully degenerate.
You have to ship with one person in the thread right now. Who do you chose?
>>3921952
Should I execute him for you? Or does his attempts keep you entertained?
>>3921959
Yeah but I like the costume! Plus it lets me act like this and that's always a fun change of pace!
>>3921969
I work for Japan, ya'know, the country I'm from? Though I believe the concept of the secret police came from Russia right? They used school kids if I remember right...
>>3921961
I'm a lesbian to, wanna marry?
>>3921959
Did she like it?
>>3921969
Sure! What is it? I bet it's something cool, everything you say is super cool.
>>3921971
>Imagine my surprise
>I'd already decided to play her and was on her wiki page learning her character, I got down to the 'trivia' section
>"It's heavily implied that Makoto is a lesbian"
>Fuckyes.jpg, added bonus to an already great(cancerous) ava
>>3921975
N-No! I don't like traps! I mean.. They're cute, but..
>>3921971
Wht did you expect? It's a neckbeard seeking to ship with another neckbeard who fags a gril with less clothing than his ava that gets his 3 inch dick hard. You can't expect autists like that to take the bullet and ship with a male.
>>3921988
>Brad puts his hands on her hips
Oh, I am so fucking rea-
Wait, don't we have to take our clothes off?
>>3921961
>more forced lesbian cancer
1-800-gen-eric
how may I help you?
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>>3921990
You
>>3921983
Because you seem to know about magic like him, and that book would love to talk about it.
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