/ERP/ thread
inb4 shitposting edition
previous: >>3916063
Allahu akbar.
>>3920779
I want to fuck her ass.
>>3920779
Breaking lurking to say hi friends.
>>3920812
At least you've got a good taste in asses
>>3920813
Hey
>>3920795
>allahu akbars your planet
>>3920830
I want to turn you into a cock slut.
>>3920830
What's up?
>>3920856
Wouldn't she just want to destroy them?
>revs up shitposting cannon
LD edition? Not on my fucking watch!
>I remember someone from last thread saying they made the ship chart I loved
>If you didn't see it I thank you <3
>I'ma dive out now since it seems that the only one else here is LD
>>3920856
That's cute, anon
>>3920859
I just got up
>>3920876
Good
>>3920876
>I'ma dive out now since it seems that the only one else here is LD
Frankly this. Hopefully when I wake up this place won't be as laughably dead as his discord.
>>3920876
Bye DMG. <3
Alright looks like it's about time to call it a night.
Have fun funposting everyone.
>>3920876
>ship chart
>all those ships that are now sunk
>>3920902
>Mary x Mercer is dead
Just end my suffering.
>>3920910
>Mercer came back
>way after Mary gave up on waiting for him
Why
>>3920930
>Mercer came back
This makes it hurt more.
>>3920876
G'night, DMG.
>>3920779
>LD makes thread
>Thread instantly dies or rots into shitposting
why
>>3920978
Because LD is shit and everything it touches turns to shit.
>>3920978
I know senpai. I would have made it myself if I knew LD was gonna to.
>>3920978
Yes, because americunts are wide awake now. This is the very first time the threads have died at this time.
>>3920881
>Squeezes her ass.
>rides through maniacly
>>3920996
>Yes, because americunts are wide awake now.
>At like 4AM
Riiiiiiiight.
>>3921020
Can confirm it's 4 am here, but I'm here.
>>3920996
>this single post contains more salt than the entire Pacific Ocean
>>3921008
Matt Ava when?
>>3921020
5am east coast now
>>3921003
You enjoying yourself there?
>>3920902
>we have no new ships
Posting random bullshit to help burn through some image limit in this shit thread
>>3921081
>what is Nibbles x Sonico
>>3921091
You know I'm still going to be in the next thread too right?
Why don't you just pick up an ava and roleplay?
>>3921056
Sure am!
>Squeezes her ass more.
>Kisses her ass.
>>3921091
You're no better than LD.
>>3921107
Cute as fuck that's what it is
>>3921133
Double dubs of truth
>>3921081
>Usami will never make another ship chart
>>3921120
>She lets off a sigh, reluctantly letting your fingers grope at her plump backside
>>3921172
>>3921213
Fuck you, skellington!
>>3921209
So this is what ERP has devolved into
>>3921242
This just reminds me of that paper gore shit I saw on /b/ a while back
>>3921253
>>3921209
>>3921221
We will see who fucks who, skinman.
>>3921286
I slowly begin to undo zipper on pants. Once fully down, cock flops down all floppy like. I smile at you with big grin and begin to furiously jack off. many cums were had that day. so many cums.
>>3921307
I fucking love fluffy ponies.
>>3921171
Can you bend over?
>Lifts her skirt up.
Cute panties.
>Pulls her panties off.
>>3921327
Me too.
>>3921290
what
Take LD back this instant.
>>3921412
No but we empathize with your situation. Just ignore it and it will go away.
If I post as an ava, even if just to talk, will it stop the random image spam?
>>3921443
Probably not but do it anyway.
>>3921445
Would it have to be a waifu? I'm really not in the mood to ERP right now, I'm already half asleep but I want to try to make the place not shitpost city. Or am I just fighting a losing battle?
>>3921456
It can be whatever. We had a guy talk as Soundwave.
>>3921456
The latter.
>>3921456
I thought of doing the same thing, but maybe I'll wait another hour to post.
>inb4 shitposted for taste in vidya.
>>3921469
Yeah, I remember that.
>>3921473
Could we at least get you to chat with us?
>>3921476
It's alright friend, I'll take it from here, I don't mind staying up till someone comes to save the thread.
What are you faggots going on about now?
Video games.
>>3921484
Nah
We blog hours now.
>>3921509
What kind?
>>3921499
Hey there.
>>3921501
That is disturbing on multiple levels.
>>3921509
Are fun, hey Chompy.
>>3921511
Cut me some slack man, I'm trying here!
@3921509
Fug u loozer
>LD is gone but were still shitposting
for what reason
>>3921519
The fun kind.
>>3921521
Oh, it's a Sora! Look at that. And these threads without an Aqua.
>>3921529
Don't you want to hear what's going on in my life? Fuck you.
>>3921511
>mfw half an A press
>>3921521
Hey?
>>3921529
Cause it's 4chan and you're all faggots.
>>3921536
Fuck me? Now fuck you faggot. That's rude as fuck.
>>3921516
Sorry anon, if I was more awake I wouldn't mind lewding, it's just 5 am.
>>3921529
I'm unsure, but I was kinda hoping to bring a few people out by just ava chatting. Dumb idea I know, but it's all I could think of at the time.
>>3921532
Yep, I play Aqua and Kairi in private as well, but for now I'm just trying to be a point of interest to keep people happy. Sadly I'm not being a cocksleeve right now because of lack of sleep.
>>3921542
>implying you can call it a half press
>>3921532
What does shark thing like to play anyways?
>>3921548
It helps to build a more welcoming environment. I would say it worked smashingly.
>>3921548
>I play Aqua and Kairi in private as well,
You wouldn't happen to be in the Discord, would you? I think I know you.
>>3921560
Overwatch for the time being until I can get a new Xbone controller to finish my FF7 playthrough and get back to Dariusburst.
>>3921509
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine!
>>3921580
Char-bar!
>Hugs
>>3921499
How does it fight with that stick up its ass?
>>3921560
I'm glad you think so!
>>3921567
We've played overwatch a few times, you go way too ham when we're queued together.
>>3921580
Hiya.
>>3921582
I won't be Sora much after this. I really only picked this in an attempt to bring life into the thread that wasn't random image dumps.
I'm sorry you feel that way though,
>>3921580
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
>>3921607
MUST KILL
CAN'T STOP KILLING
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO KEEP KIL-ahem. That's because I have a pockethealer. I play safer without one.
>>3921580
If it isn't my little adorable killer, how're you today?
>>3921567
Overwatch sounded kinda fun to me, but I wasn't a big fan of Team Fortress 2. Think I will like it more or less?
>until I can get a new Xbone controller to finish my FF7 playthrough and get back to Dariusburst.
Why an Xbox One controller? I know their pricey and can't you use a 360 wired? I dunno because I have a really bad PC and few consoles. Maybe I am just picky.
>>3921607
It is certainly helping to wake up a little quicker. This is probably the earliest I've gotten on since I started rping on here.
Hey guys.
>>3921614
Yeah, that sounds about right.
>>3921624
Really? Well I'm happy I was able to help. Though you should really try to pop in more on your own as well, can't let just a few people bring you out of your shell!
>>3921640
Mornin'
>>3921624
Xbone has better buttons and a better d-pad. 360's d-pad was pretty terrible. If you didn't like TF2 you probably wouldn't like OW, it's basically the same concept, character based shootan.
>>3921640
Welcome to EB Games.
>>3921648
At least now I've been playing Genji more often so you'll be less inclined to stick with me because I am not Seagull. Tonight pretty much reminded me of how far I still have to go.
>>3921640
Something about this frog is sexy, but something about it is DO NOT WANT.
>>3921623
Is that so?
>>3921656
Mayb eit's the liefeldian bendy spine?
>>3921623
But I'm not much of a fighter
>>3921640
>
>>3921595
>Punches
>>3921607
No!
>>3921614
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
>>3921617
>Runs over to you and hugs
>>3921666
>Satanic trips
Welp, I suppose I've lost. Have a fun time you little chocolate fiend.
>>3921663
Nah, it's more in the face. The eyes I think.
>>3921655
It's alright, I'm not very good at support either. It just takes time and effort.Granted I haven't played overwatch in a week or so now.
>>3921666
>Getting 666 as Chara
Fair enough, I won't pester you.
>>3921666
cucked to death by satan
>>3921666
Because you're mine, I walk the line
>>3921685
>last saw that I was 20 levels above you
So I've noticed.
>>3921666
>sprays with water bottle.
>>3921666
>He smiles wide as the cute one runs towards him. The anon leans downward to hug, and pick up, the adorable one. Giving her a tight squeeze as he does.
How're you today?
>>3921640
Morning frog lady!
>>3921648
With school and work I rarely have the time. Days like this where I only have one to go to is when I get on. Maybe sometime in August I can get on a little more. I know usually there is a single anon who really wants to have fun and I need to leave before he wakes up himself.
>>3921655
That makes sense. I guess I wasn't thinking too much about how it worked rather then a cheap easy to find alternative.
So it does share some concepts with TF2? I do not hate Team Fortress 2, but maybe the characters in Overwatch would make playing it a little more fun as well. Some of their ability's look really interesting.
>>3921691
Yeah, with ranked mode coming out I kinda lost my will to play. All of my friends just wanted to get ranks, and I'm over here wanting to do pubs to have fun. Ranked always brings out salty people.
>>3921704
Ah, what a shame. Though I do share your dilemma to an extent. I hope you'll gain some free time here soon so you can enjoy yourself.
>>3921640
Who's this and why does she makes me hard?
>>3921606
I stick it up yours when I fight.
>>3921685
Why you ignore me faggot?
You going to bring those two Waifus to the thread?
>>3921691
Is this a female garchomp?
>>3921648
Moooooorning! <3
>>3921655
Those don't exist around here anymore :c
>>3921656
I understand, frog girl isn't for everyone.
>>3921665
Ribbit
>>3921704
Morning Kibbles!
>>3921718
Asui Tsuyu, the frog hero from Boku no Hero Academia. <3
>>3921718
Oh, did I miss you? I'm sorry about that!
Kairi and Aqua? Hm.. Never really thought about it. I did think about possibly Ava'ing Larxene, but I'd have to practice her a bit longer before debuting her.
>>3921729
How're you my long tongued friend?
>>3921704
>Some of their ability's look really interesting.
You can be a monkey. That is essentially it. That is the entire appeal, you can be a monkey. If that does not suit you, you can be a cyborg ninja. Or the main character from Taimanin Asagi. Or a cowboy. Or JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOO or
>proceeds to go into one of his typical longwinded rants about nothing and that go nowhere
>>3921717
>mfw I did.... things because of the salt that coursed through my veins from playing Competitive
Ranked is a special form of Hell that brings out the worst within a person or shark. But I must have those golden shuriken.
>>3921718
Garchomp (male)
>>3921729
Call of Duty.
Advanced Warfare.
Xbox One.
>>3921718
No, Nibbles is not a female.
>>3921679
>>3921685
>>3921688
I win!
>>3921691
>Blushes
>>3921695
>Stabs the spider
>>3921703
I'm wide awake, just like I told you!
>She snuggles her face into your chest, once again
>>3921738
I'm not interested in the skins to be honest.
>>3921749
Indeed you have, I concede.
(Well guys, seems the thread has come to life a little, I'll be going back to anon/lurker status.)
>>3921738
>Nods her head accordingly to each of his reasons to be interested.
I wanna be a cyborg super ninja that cuts through stuff!
>>3921741
Is shark person's name......Nibbles?
>>3921759
>Waves
Take care!
>>3921729
I'm Lego Gundam from the lego kits.
>>3921736
You practice her IC in the thread before lewding.
>>3921738
This makes me sad... I have a thing for garchomp.
>Kills self.
>>3921741
Nibbles, Literally who?
>>3921749
You're true to your word, my little killer.
>He can't help but chuckle as she snuggles to his chest. The warmth of the girl clinging to him brought him a joy like no other.
>>3921749
Aye, seeya Chara.
>>3921768
Yes, I named him Nibbles.
>>3921749
(See, I know some songs.)
>>3921741
>the light jingle of the tag on his collar gave away his position behind the girl, as the Garchomp had wandered off from his trainer for a moment. So eager he was to see the sights of the city. He marched right up to her, his presence marked by mighty footfalls. Even though he wasn't exactly being the most stealthy of creatures, Nibbles gave his trainer a growl of hello, his large tail wagging from side to side in... happiness. He was feeling quite happy.
>>3921768
(Then this too shall be you. This video is literally me. Like I showed this to my brother and he watched it, looked at me and go "That is so you"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAuaFLgo2w )
>>3921759
(But do you not wish to be a Big Dick G)
>>3921779
(You have... unique tastes.)
>>3921749
>Coughs up blood
>Hugs despite stab wound.
>>3921789
The fuck you mean? You're literally playing them right now.
>>3921785
Can I call you cute?
>>3921779
>I forgot to respond to you again fuck
Yeah I guess you're right, I usually do test runs with myself and study the character for awhile before making it public
I'm going to bed finally. Or at least going to try to.
But not without a reminder that Tenryuu is best and prettiest boat.
>>3921781
>She looks up at you with her killer smile
Did you bring me chocolates?
>>3921783
Where are you going?
>>3921798
>Tried to escape from the hug
Why do you insist on spraying me with all your liquids?!
>>3921736
I'm doing alright, can't complain.
How are you?
>>3921738
But sir I just want to purchase a gift card.
>>3921779
Spooky.
>>3921841
You sir, have good taste in boats
>>3921843
>With a roll of his eyes, and a smile still curled at his lips, he reaches down into his pocket. Though this time, instead of a single bar, he withdraws a small pouch filled with chocolates. As before, he makes sure to keep them out of the girls range.
Now, what do we say when we want something?
>>3921851
>You sir
+1 internet for you, good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>3921843
To work in a bit, I just wanted to say good mornin' ya little scamp.
>He walks up and flicks her in the forehead.
>an LD edition
How do you guys let this happen
>>3921843
I'm only bleeding because you stabbed me!
Besides I only spray you out of love, your so bloody all the time.
>>3921849
>I FORGOT TO REPLY TO YOU TOO
I'm really bad at that tonight, ffs.
I'm doin' alright, did my civil service to try to help bring the thread back to at least people talking level. Now I'm back to being good ol' anon/lurker.
>>3921789
It is too easy to imagine myself dieing a whole lot because of that character. I do not think any team I would be on could enjoy that.
>Ponders quietly to herself.
Heehee....your name is kibbles.
>>3921729
Hope Froggy's morning is going well!
(I am late. Sorry!)
>>3921891
Don't blame me, I ate up some good image cap until I got bored of it. Fuck this thread.
>>3921891
Because it looks like literally everyone else was asleep
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.59_[2016.03.25_12.35.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DVAiFoL.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.59_[2016.03.25_12.35.58].jpg")
I'm kinda sleepy.
>>3921898
You didn't affect shit, it's still half images to posts ratio.
>>3921903
WHO CARES
>>3921829
(In waifumons I mean. Most people would go after the more humanoid ones.)
>>3921849
(Copy that.)
>>3921897
(Or you could just play the best character in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqTAFQlJOg
And that's Nibbles to you! Nibbles the Destroyer! Nibbles the Shark of the Apocalypse!)
>>3921903
Go to sleep retarded gyaru
>>3921901
>>3921898
The Paul Cycle is real friends. What mode was he in tonight? Hate DMG? He'll be crying about him tomorrow, then get back together with him the day after, rinse and repeat until DMG gets half a brain about it.
>>3921907
Stay salty :^)
>>3921919
Honestly, they made the thread, got shitposted into oblivion while trying to chat, then they went to HG I think. Then HG told us to take them back.
The request was respectfully declined.
Also hi.
My name's Nathan Drake and I need to recruit a cumdumpster to take with me on my adventures and repeatedly use in the middle of stressful gun battles and when while I'm busying solving ancient puzzles
Don't tell my wife.
>>3921919
Iunno which switch was flipped, I just woke up and I'm not going back for /that/. Mornin' though Cuteryuu. Go to sleep.
I want to fill seaport with my semen..
>>3921934
8/10 I cracked a smile
>>3921941
Which one's the little white loli one? I wanna fuck that'un.
>>3921931
Still amuses me Diego treats HG as his refuge from the spooky boogie ERP meanies
>>3921936
I want to slit his throat for being alien possibly nazi scum with BJ, but I'll endure for now.
Hi, and no.
>>3921953
Happou or w/e is not for lewd
>>3921897
Don't worry about it, and my morning is going well how about yours?
>>3921896
I'm not worried about it.
Thank you for being polite though.
>>3921917
<3
>>3921955
Boooooaaaaats.
>>3921955
Yeah, that'un.
I'ma fuck that. I'ma fuck that good.
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.03_[2016.03.05_18.45.52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pMs9MGR.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.03_[2016.03.05_18.45.52].jpg")
>>3921915
I pay a guy who lives in Venezuela to care.
>>3921919
Don't bulli
>>3921955
Did you at least remember to eat this time you dumb bimboat?
>>3921962
Hi frog
>>3921965
not for lewds!
>>3921838
Good shit. Just don't keep us waiting that long.
>>3921849
What is spooky?
>>3921917
You sayin my attraction to Nidoqueen is weird?
>>3921955
Hey Mecha-anon. What do you mean is Diego LD?
>>3921974
You deserve a shitload of bullies for being a baka who doesn't sleep
>>3921976
Yeah I just ate a bean and cheese burrito
Anyone here in to fartplay?
>>3921980
I just mean they're both silly really, Diego less so. They both have really bad filters, either way.
>>3921984
I like video games myself.
>>3921862
>She tries to reach for the pouch anyway
Why do you make me say this stuff?!
>>3921870
>Has flashbacks of constantly getting flicked on the forehead
Don't do that!
>>3921892
What if I want to be bloody?
>>3921955
Diego is an old hg fag.
>>3921980
I'll at least be posting with my other ava
>maybe..
Apparently the previous player had a bad wrap around here.
>>3921980
(No, that's vaguely normal. )
>>3921917
No! I liked Demoman in Team Fortress! They really covered every basis they could in character archetypes.
And Nibbles the Destroyer, the Shark of the Apocalypse is adorably cute!
>>3921962
Well enough I suppose. I have not been in a thread this lively since I came about!
>>3921977
Totally for lewds!
How about if I just get a handy or something with those little mitten things she wears? No penetration okay with you, mom?
>>3921995
Because, i think it's cute when you try to mind your manners, I also like hearing you say please.
>He teases while pulling the candy pouch a bit higher. Not letting her get to it without asking for it nicely.
>>3921998
I'm a newfag to the whole HG thing, what's the appeal of the place? It always just seemed as if you took avatar blogging here and cranked it up to 11 any time I look at their threads.
>>3922014
Well, not like any Abyssals post anymore so I guess she's unguarded...
>>3921998
That explains a lot about him actually.
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.21_[2016.03.13_16.27.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zRziTaD.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.21_[2016.03.13_16.27.00].jpg")
>>3921994
yeah we'll you're a bimboat who only eats corndogs
>>3921995
>He flicks her again, in the exact same spot, giggling.
Oh no, the little stab-happy demon doesn't like forehead flicking. Whatever shall we do~
>>3921994
Vidya is fun, but I just have nothing to play right now.
I mean, there's overwatch and another game I play with normie friends, but other than that I'm waiting on Kingdom Hearts 2.8 ReMix and Kingdom Hearts 3
>Plsdontdelaymore
>>3922004
(Mercy is basically just the Medic. Hanzo is basically just the Huntsman Sniper. Widowmaker is AN EASIER Sniper. Pharah is basically the soldier. And so on.
And no. Not cute. Fierce! FIERCE!!)
>>3922022
That sounds like permission to me! As soon as I see her around: BAM, chained up in the basement. Thanks for the life advice, Tenryuu-chan!
>>3921994
Well, at least it's somethin'
>>3921994
Who does he play over there?
>>3922000
What player? Worst case scenario you hang the avatar up.
>>3922001
Also when are we getting a Nidoking?
>>3922022
HG is shit. they shitpost 100x worse.
>>3921977
Hiya boat! How are ya?
>>3921984
I'll try, thank you! <3
>>3922004
Well you usually post early, it happens.
>Tsuyu gently scratches you behind the ears with a smile.
>>3922060
I play Yang Xiao Long normally.
I think the previous player was Dark Link?
>>3922060
(There was a Nidoking but apparently I cucked him or something. Apparently I'm some form of cuck king of some sort, as decreed by Kek himself)
>>3922030
I haven't eaten corn dogs in like a month.
Go eat a pizza you fucking fratboy
>>3922037
It's a Nomura game. Welcome to delay hell.
I'm enjoying the heck out of Doom right now myself.
>>3922049
I-I do my best
>>3922057
I get paid tonight, so I'll eat real food later dummy.
>>3922060
I have no idea what he plays besides Diego. He's a great player too, he's really IC with a character from one of my favorite manga. I'm sad to see him not post here because he has such a thin kin, is all.
>>3922063
Fresh home from a shitty night at work and chilling with my dead hours senpai.
>>3922075
I was that Nidoking btw.
I posted at Hajime like 3 times before she had something to do that night and we never bothered again. She has told me I'm not cut out to be a rapelord. Not sure if I take that as a compliment or insult sometimes.
>>3921980
>Somehow didn't notice your reply
Talking toys are spooky!
>>3921974
Can I have that guys number?
>>3921995
Come on now, blood is unsanitary.
If you stay clean I'll bring you some European chocolate.
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.55_[2016.03.05_18.53.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/onMoJmV.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.55_[2016.03.05_18.53.34].jpg")
>>3922086
I haven't eaten pizza in weeks you dumb boat
>>3922086
At least it will be worth it.
>At least I hope..
>>3922106
You talk as if that's something to be proud of
>>3922110
Depends on the percentage of Aqua in it, really.
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.56_[2016.03.12_17.57.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NhDIduO.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_03.56_[2016.03.12_17.57.13].jpg")
>>3922097
No he's mine
I need his dependence to validate my self worth
>>3922118
stop the bully
>>3922086
(Compliment. To be a rapelord one must tap in to a dark, dark place. To dehumanize oneself and give face to the Violator, to feed oneself off the resistance, the moans, the please of mercy, and the absolute power and dominion you have over them.)
>>3922019
>She clenches her fist before sighing
Please, give me some chocolate
>She made a note to hurt you later
>>3922035
>She flips you off before kicking you in the groin
That's what I'll do!
>>3922089
I always laugh when you post this, and I hate it
>>3922097
Why do you care if I'm clean or dirty?!
>>3922129
Violator was my favorite Spawn villain
Nah it was probably Redeemer really.
>>3922127
Only if you eat some pizza today.
>>3922043
I was never a good healer but never on purpose. Sometimes you just sorta wander off and take a step ahead of your friend and die. Over and over again...maybe me dieing so much was why I stopped liking Team Fortress 2. I need to play more video games!
Not with that sweet little scowl! Just look at that cute pointy little nose all flared! I could just pinch it!
>Makes cute kissy faces.
>>3922063
>Kibbles in turn kicks out her leg and leans into the kind hand scratching at her scalp.
Thaaaattttss thhhhhhe spooooott~
>>3922118
She's getting an entire game to herself in 2.8 ReMix man.
>>3922127
I'm prepared to give you 20 dollars.
>>3922140
Because I am a hero, I care about all of the citizens that live here.
>>3922140
That's my adorable girl~
>He says softly, his free hand patting against the girl's head. The right arm that was extended up and away, comes down to allow access to the sweets.
You've earned them.
Well I see you guys have calmed down, I got some breakfast so I'm feeling a bit better now
>>3922144
>catching the Spawn reference.
Based you.
>>3922145
>a rumbling growl turned into roars of indignation. If the land shark didn't know any better, which he didn't, simple as he was, he would think the dog girl was mocking. As she's noted, his nostrils were flaring with anger, and his right foot was scraping the ground as a display of intimidation. The large tail that extended from his built form slammed into the ground. The beast known as Nibbles was doing his absolute damndest to make himself appear as frightening as he believed himself to be.
>>3922140
>He crumples to the ground, coughing.
Okay...If that's...how it's gonna be...
>He reaches out and yanks both legs at the ankle.
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.48_[2016.03.13_16.25.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fxgSyCt.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.48_[2016.03.13_16.25.07].jpg")
>>3922144
Fine.
>>3922160
USD, CAD, or AUD?
>>3922147
I haven't touched anything KH related since playing the translated PSP version of BBS. Never even beat it, either, but Aqua was a qt
>>3922170
Upvoted
>>3922180
I was all over Spawn in the 90's. I've always had a soft spot for the mythology of Heaven vs. Hell, Dante' Inferno and Paradise Lost, all that shit. I'll eat up any media that gets in to it really.
>>3922185
That's my girl.
>>3922022
Rp to random events and in general.
but its swarmed with constant shitposting.
>>3922049
Ahem.
>>3922086
Sounds like a good time to me minus the shitty night. But you're here now and we love you <3
>>3922140
Got a problem?
Wanna fight?
DO YOU?
>
>>3922145
What a cutie pie you are~
>Tsuyu continues scratching your head, using both hands to get behind both ears now.
>>3922189
BBS was great, BBS (2) is gonna basically follow Aqua's adventures directly following BBS, leading straight into KH3
>Hype overload
>>3922189
thx memeboat
>>3922209
Don't worry Paul, no one can be as much of a living meme as you are
>>3922185
Zimbabwean
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2016.03.06_13.07.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y8K3OfM.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.19_[2016.03.06_13.07.31].jpg")
>>3922189
What realfood™ are you going to be eating later, sushi?
>>3922193
I'm gonna bang that boat loli, buttpirate, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
>>3922227
Have you even looked at the catalog of this board
Seriously what kind of question is this
>>3922227
The one thread most of trash hates more than the furry threads
>>3922180
>The mon's display of ferocity was not lost on the small mage as she quickly backed herself away, still keeping that cheerful smile plastered on her muzzle, though with a noticed sag to it.
Maaaaybbbeee a tad not cute?....That works? Right?....
>>3922201
>her foot thumps against the ground as the embarrassed canine's cheeks grow a tempered red.
Nothing like a mid-morning scratch!~
>>3922022
>I'm a newfag to the whole HG thing, what's the appeal of the place? It always just seemed as if you took avatar blogging here and cranked it up to 11 any time I look at their threads.
Soda's a pretty good rper.
>>3922227
Hunger games. They use a hunger games simulator and enter characters into it, and rp to those random events and each other.
>>3922233
Oh there is PLENTY I can do about it.
>>3922248
Also true. Mainly because the naturevof the threads causes them to spam through the 250 image limit.
>>3922248
They managed to be the most cancerous community on an entire board of quarantined cancer. I'd be impressed if I wasn't laughing so hard.
>>3922226
I wish, I didn't get any freebies today.
Probably junk since the only place in walking distance is a convenience store. We can share in the pizza eating experience.
>>3922204
I hope it goes well for you anon.
>>3922201
Aw, thank you froggy
>>3922253
Dr. Pepper or Pepsi?
>>3922066
Just do it.
>>3922075
You better fuck more for making him leave then it only seems fair.
>>3922086
People here have gone there FAR worse then him and they are still here.
>>3922089
Talking frogs are creepy!
>>3922236
>Have you even looked at the catalog of this board
Not really, I just go straight for here.
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.50_[2016.03.25_12.42.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/49VOIbz.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.50_[2016.03.25_12.42.26].jpg")
>>3922266
Pizzabuds!
>>3922223
Fucking sold
go down to the docks, you'll see a guy with three fingers on his left hand and one eye, he says fish you say stick then follow his instructions to the letter.
>>3922264
>Hunger games. They use a hunger games simulator and enter characters into it, and rp to those random events and each other.
Sounds a mix of hilarious and autismal.
>>3922264
Here are your options:
1. Watch helplessly as I bang the Hoppo
2. Join in and help me bang the Hoppo
3. Cry and masturbate with your own tears while I bang the Hoppo
Your move, dickweed.
>>3922346
What about
4.Record you as you bang the Hoppo, sell it online and use the funds to kickstart investment into the silk industry and make millions
>>3922189
(I loved Paradise Lost. I didn't find the Divine Comedy all that funny. /badjoke)
>>3922249
>the more she backed away, the closer the land shark got to her. For a beast named "Nibbles", there was nothing "nibbly" about this ferocious beast. A monstrous glint in his eyes, the self-assured stride of an apex predator, the ingredients that made up a thing that could be called anything but "cute". The Garchomp's head lashed out at the air in front of him, biting at nothing, another sign of intimidation. And the closer he walked towards, the louder the sound of clenching teeth was becoming. Each opening of his maw was partnered with a barking sound, he was vocalizing whatever ill thoughts he was having in his mind.
>>3922267
(He left of his own volition. Blame me if you wish, but know that I made no direct contact or made no clear move against him.)
>>3922160
Don't you endorse rape?
>>3922166
>She tears the small pouch from your hand
Mine!
>She growled before downing all the sweet bite sized chocolates
>>3922181
>She falls flat on her ass
Ow! What the hell was that for?!
>>3922201
Oh my god, stop
>>3922267
Yeah, I'll probably give her a whirl again soon.
>>3922346
If he doesn't join, I will.
>>3922249
Maybe, but I know something better!
>She playfully pushes you over and squats down next to you, rubbing your tummy.
Who's a good girl~
>>3922266
Welcome cutie boat <3
>>3922361
MAKE ME
ILL FUCKIN NIP YA M8
>>3922267
But I'm really just a girl with frog powers!!
>>3922374
>elf girl
>elf
Damn it, I'm not an elf!
>>3922361
>He can't help but laugh as he watches the cutie tear into her chocolates.
My my, someone really likes her sweets, you should really slow down and enjoy them a bit more!
>>3922361
>He crawls on top of her, sitting on her chest and reaches under the back of his shirt. He pulls out a small box of chocolates and thwacks her lightly on the nose with it.
You kicked me in the dick! Now take your goddamn chocolates, I've gotta head out you...adorable but obnoxious little monster!
>He stands up and shakily walks out, grumbling and complain, and holding his groin.
>>3922282
Eternally <3
>>3922358
Off the stage
>>3922266
Same here, I need this ending. I NEED MY CLOSURE.
Please don't let Sora get cucked by Riku, I swear to fuck.
>>3922346
Wrong your current options are.
1) Leave hoppou alone
2) You lay one finger on her and I will beat you to an inch of your life, rape your abused wreck of a body until you cry like the worthless lubber bitch that you are.
Understood?
>>3922382
Shut up, Parsee. Go get yo shit on, we're going Hoppou hunting.
Pic related, it's the thing I'm gonna fug
>>3922394
What type of pizza do you enjoy the most
>>3922374
I'll do it but only if you pay me seventeen dollary doos
>>3922358
True. Doesn't mean you shouldn't erp more though
>>3922366
Good.
>>3922378
Like a stretchy throat?
>>3922405
That's what you were talking about this whole time? You're a goddamn monster! That ship is for shoulder rides and cuddles!
