HG thread
Karma is responsible for the one death here.
Cancer.
>>3919711 (Yukine)
>>3919730
Now now, KFC don't discriminate against payin customahs, unlike some othah chicken restaurants I might add. What's this game you're tip tap typin away at?
>>3919722
NO TOUCHING MY WASPS
>>3919730
I'm not afraid of some cold water! Only a weakling would let that stop a person from winning!
>>3919655 (USA)
Swords and bows, but mostly magic.
>>3919658 (Urotsuki)
Or bold, if you'd like. Though I do know the benefit of stealth, surprisingly....I just "Dress to impress", so to speak. A lot of the more superstitious people refuse to come near the giant red thing driving around at those sorts of speeds making strange "roaring" noises, after all.
>>3919669 (Reinhard)
Considering her...unique aspects, I don't think she outright needs food or sleep, and she's easily one of the best fighters I've ever seen...I've every confidence she's safe.
>>3919670
>Awkward throat clearing
>>3919698 (Makoto)
It's generally better for two people to build two models separately, especially for their first build.
>>3919698
I should have figured you would react that way...Sis.
Whatever it takes, I need to get in top shape again.
>she leans over to take the medicine from her
Hopefully you've been better than me.
>>3919709
I meant she's MAKING something for me.
And no, not really. I lit off some fireworks last night, and other than some people coming out to yell, nothing else happened.
>>3919713
I'm trying.
Luckily I was just given medicine for this....
>>3919742
...You're just the Lord of a guild?
>>3919737 (Alfred)
Yours sounded pretty great man, I don't know.
>>3919730
See ya later buddy!
>>3919730
No one's gonna die on my watch.
>>3919758
Magic? What kind of magic?
>>3919680
W-what question? I didn't do anything.
>>3919754
If they get caught up it isn't my fault that they become a "green" biscuit.
>>3919730
>
>>3919767
Nevermind.
>>3919735
No really, thank you. You didn't have to promise to help.
>>3919730
>>3919753
I don't know, I've never played before
>>3919730
Sorry for the delay.
>>3919771
EXPLAIN THAT
>>3919761
And a few villages yes.
>>3919783
It's been going for three days straight. Am I finally good enough for everyone now?
>>3919785
Explain what?
>>3919758
I see.
This seems to be a running theme in your people, so much so that I'm starting to feel somewhat useless.
Ehehe...
>>3919783
I'm telling you, it really isn't necessary, Sir!
>>3919724
I just worry that you don't have the strength to do it on your own.
If you're this determined, then I'll drop the topic.
Just remember what you're fighting for, Subaru.
>>3919714
I've never tried it with a utensil...
That might be something to test sometime soon. I just need to make sure it's not a fork or spoon someone will miss.
>>3919776
>puts picture in pocket
>>3919761
You'll still need rest though so be sure to get plenty, I'll make you some soup in the morning if you'd like.
>>3919783
Saw one of them in a museum once, not too far away from my own exhibit. Damn near skedaddled straight outta there
>>3919783
Man that really was a close call to having a second eye patch.
>>3919797
GREEN BISCUITS
>>3919783
>>3919783
One killing everyone would be better than everyone killing one.
>>3919814
...That's creepy.
>>3919820
Couldn't you just wear a blindfold at that point?
>>3919783
! @*)@&!
>>3919821
If I give Lord Ainz some bugs or insects I've caught he'll give me green biscuits a few days later. I can eat them instead of people.
>>3919828
What is??
>>3919589
It would be interesting if there was death every time.
>>3919244
I do not know or care. You are annoying him.
>>3919149
>>3919658
It is fine, Urotsuki. No one likes feeling weak.
>>3919574
The concept is annoying. Not you.
>>3919764
Typically "bullet"-like projectiles, lasers, and explosions.
>>3919808
Her own version of things was...strange. No magic whatsoever. And with as much competition as there is, strong fighters is to be expected.
>>3919825
Why thank ye miss, but how can I be good at a noun?
>>3919825
>Pretty canon IRL
@%&@)!
>>3919808
Good grief. One would think there's an upper limit to being chivalrous, but you just keep breaking that scale, brother.
>>3919839
What? You just going back to looking at me again and then disappearing?
>>3919838
You're hiding a picture of me in my underwear inside your pocket.
>>3919825
>>3919830
Yeah probably. I think with results like this. I'd rather wear a pillow and hit the sack for the night. Back in my office and now I can get a good nights rest too in a familiar environment.
>>3919831
Pardon your french, young lady.
I said... FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK
>>3919808
I know what I'm fighting for! God, what's with you and always sating the obvious!?
>>3919825
So uh...Rika-tan. Hows your life been?
>>3919758
Bold, audacious... Basically.
I don't think it's a bad thing. It reminds me a bit of a classmate of mine. Former classmate anyway.
>>3919789
That's a little more impressive.
>>3919816
That would be helpful, Garry...
Don't stay around me too long. I'd hate to get you sick too.
>>3919840
Least of all me.
Did I already ask how you were faring...? I forget.
>>3919837
DON'T TOUCH MY WASPS I SAID OKAY?
>>3919859
That's underwear? Isn't that some kind of comfy clothes?
>>3919825
Foolish arthropod.
>>3919840
Oh, alright.
Say, Ram. I'm going to sleep now.
>>3919758
>She folds her ears flat on her head, nodding, though clearly melancholy about the decision.
Okay.. That's fine. I-I understand..
Um, anyways.. The last thing is the paint.
>She pulls out a can of purple paint, setting that down next to her.
That's everything, right?
>>3919742
No! You went through the same thing I did, but.. But I knew that humans were good deep down. I met Noel, and Tsubaki! They showed me that people could be good, if they saw the error of their ways! They can change!
>>3919761
>She hands off the bottle, smiling and humming happily.
I've been good. I saw my friend Noel, and I know she's doing well, so that's put me in really good moods. Oh, and Rika and I are better friends than ever.
I'm feeling great, even!
>>3919762
Yeah, but yours had a sense of happiness, you know? Mine just had a sense of parties, I don't know.
>>3919825
Leave no trace.
>>3919840
Thank goodness it's not, right? Though the injuries a gruesome enough...
>>3919843
So... Just guns, but magical? What does a typical fight look like if there's no guns?
>>3919851
Watch your language, missy! There's kids around!
>>3919761
Well, that's better than nothing, right?
>>3919873
COLD
UNFAIR
>BUZZES ANGRILY
>>3919873
TH-THANK YOU FOR NOT KILLING ME!
>>3919866
If they get caught by me then it's their fault now isn't it.
>>3919754
>>3919878
Did the parties not make you happy?
So is Monster Musume literally just a glorified Hentai?
>>3919870
It's lingerie. That's almost worse.
>>3919888
Thanks Wiggins. I'm pretty sure that's you from all the call outs.
>>3919873
Why?
>>3919902
You're alive!
>>3919861
?! *)@#&!_%
>>3919877
Some people are more accepting of others. Few can not speak for the masses.
>>3919865
I suspect you have your own kingdom?
>>3919873
A knight fails to kill two children.
>>3919843
That sounds like my kind of place!
And with her being strong in that world, that would make her a great opponent for a duel.
>>3919853
I don't try to Al, I'm really just attempting to be the best knight I can, in the image of my forefathers.
>>3919864
I'm just a simple knight Subaru, regardless of how I fight.
As such, I keep my focus on the simple things.
>>3919873
If only I had the rest of the guard here to assist me...
>>3919898
I JUST SAID DON'T TOUCH THEM SO DON'T TOUCH THEM
>>3919902
???
>>3919909
I didn't know!
... there's a difference between lingerie and underwear?
>>3919858
What made you think that? Just calm down.
On any possibility I could just have left this place without anyone noticing that, or never have talked to you and only watching at a safe distance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG6y-5OYc_0
>>3919913
You got me.
>>3919905
They did, but I felt like I wasn't doing anything with my life, you know? Jeez, I must sound so selfish right now...
>>3919918
...That's not really a secret.
>>3919865
You did. It is what led to this conversation.
>>3919876
Alright Ryou. Farewell.
>>3919878
No. I was advocating for death every time.
>>3919924
The more you say no, the more I think I should eat them all instead.
>>3919926
If you're going to dress as a girl, you should educate yourself on girl's clothing, Aikawa.
>>3919918
>>3919919
Keep your focus on doing work. I don't want you getting distracted by your running mouth.
>>3919919
>>3919918
Like fortifying our base!
Simple stuff, Subaru-kun.
>>3919917
Yes we can! We definitely can!
I-I just need to be dedicated enough! I'll prove to every person in the whole world that beastkin aren't bad!
>>3919938
I think introspective is the word I would use.
>>3919916
Am I going to have to wash your mouth out with soap?
>>3919948
MY WASPS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR BUGS
"Hey I like cream soda, maybe I should buy a two-liter of the stuff."
>Buys a two-liter of cream soda, takes it home, puts it on ice and takes a drink
"What the fuck did I just do this is disgusting"
>>3919918
I hope Drampa is correct.
>>3919967
I'll take it off your hands
>>3919877
...Hmh. That's good. Don't you feel a little silly now, having worried so much?
>she coughs, covering her mouth
I hope these good events last. This is around the time I would expect something bad on the way.
>>3919878
I would have preferred without gtting sick. But whatever. It is better than watching them from my decrepit, old room's balcony.
>>3919917
...I used to have one, sort of. It sat suspended in the air, filled with large, technicolor tiles and bathed in the light of the sun.
>>3919946
Oh.
Ugh... I should have remembered that.
>>3919873
Eh!? I AM NOT SILENCED ANYMORE!
>>3919754
>nervously backs off
>>3919961
Nononono! I was silenced! I-It's part of the game!
>>3919971
Oh shoot, thought you two were runaways from the choppin block.
>>3919971
I call taking it home for the first night!
>>3919918
Impossible! How can he shield me?
>>3919934
I think that because it's what you always do. You show up looking at me funny and then disappear.
>>3919946
J-Jeez, you really like death, huh?
>>3919955
I think that's what it's called! I feel like I'm in a psychiatrist session, or whatever it's called...
>>3919971
Ah, this reminds me of World War Two... Right, guys?
>>3919979
Yeah! Like I said, it's better than nothing!
>>3919865
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine I'm sure, the first thing you should think about is getting better Urotsuki.
>>3919949
I thought they were the same! Teach me!
>>3919865
Oh, yeah? Did that have an unhealthy obsession with tanks, too?
>She snickers
>>3919877
No, I'm serious, it's just a general rule, noone's first experience should be like that. But, uh...yeah, that looks about perfect.
>>3919878
...Hold on a sec.
>She rummages through a pouch on her side before pulling out a sort of tablet and fiddling with it, before holding it out and presenting a recording to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8UHzPi4K7c
>>3919919
>Her response is snappy in tone
Shanghai would kick your ass in seconds!
>H.G.E.N will never be finished
>>3919971
The encounter ended the the way I thought it would.
>>3919980
I don't care, I raised you better than this!
>>3919994
More likely a psychologist would be the one doing it, but yeah.
>>3919979
Sounds interesting. I would tell you more of mine, but all you need know is it is underground.
>>3919954
Perhaps you can Makoto. But until such a day happens I shall still do everything in my power to crush any human that threatens my subjects
>>3919971
I didn't know others around here had the Protection of First Sight.
Good show, Yukine!
>>3919998
I have some tricks up my sleeve, Rika.
I don't suppose you've ever heard of Divine Protections?
>>3920007
Did you spurr them to this, to try to take out your anger on me Subaru?
If you wish to fight, please don't drag in others.
>>3920007
And furthahmore, your inability to undahstand the necessity of speed is deeply troublin.
>>3919979
It is fine. Do you wish to speak about something else?
>>3919994
You seem nervous.
>>3920007
What the hell are you doing!?
>>3920007
I-I was supposed to live until the very bitter end!
>>3919979
A little bit.. I just hope things keep getting better from here. Actually, I know they will! I'm too happy for things not to go great from here on!
Maybe you should get to bed a bit early tonight though, Urotsuki.. You don't seem too good.
>>3919998
>She forgets about the decline of her request, smiling.
I'm glad you're happy, J. I hoped I picked out good enough things for you.
Maybe while you work on that motorcycle, I can build a model of my own, and then we can work on that one together.
>>3920018
Then, fine! It's a deal!
I'll make every human in the whole world believe that beastkin are good, and then you'll stop killing people, or letting your servants kill people!
Agreed?
Can I get some (You)s?
>>3920007
...Huh? Did my tank hit something?
>>3920019
Nothing native to my reality, at least not by that definition.
>>3919915
>>3919924
>>3920007
>>3920007
Now Ainz is saying it. Is everyone going mad?
No, #3920034
>>3919980
?????
>>3920046
?????????
>>3920033
That is a deal I can not make Makoto, and you know that.
>>3920034
Here you are.
>>3920048
The end is near and I will be the cause!
>>3919985
Sure, but I get to be the hero next time!
>>3919998
>While he was watching it, he was sipping a soda. About halfway into the video, he spits it out.
BULLSHIT! There's no way a fight can be like that!
...What's the greatest one you found?
>>3920010
Yeah, a psychologist!
...On the topic of psychology, can I tell you something that's been troubling me lately?
>>3920022
Yes, considering that death is a pretty serious thing, dude...
>>3920048
SHIT--
>>3920046
Do what I do. Avert your eyes and hope they will perish.
>>3919998
If she did, maybe I could have demolished my house earlier.
No, but she was always bold... She was the one that usually helped me sneak out of my room late in the afternoons. There was always the chance that she'd get caught... But she never really seemed to care.
>>3919995
I know...
It won't be too much longer. I'll just say my goodbyes soon.
>>3919994
...Sure, whatever.
I imagine there was a lot to pick up after yesterday.
>>3920022
Sure, but... hmm....
>>3920033
>she smiles a bit
...That could be the way to keep the good times going.
Just a few more minutes... I'm enjoy others' company.
>>3920060
I-It's too late. I'm already dead.
>>3919997
You can do it yourself. Don't give up.
Goodnight.
>>3920034
I suppose I can spare something for one in need.
>>3920039
One of my more powerful Divine Protections is the ability to dodge the first attempt of any attack.
Needless to say, I may pose a better opponent than just another human knight.
>>3920048
If a lich is saying it, then it might actually not be a bunch of lies.
>>3920048
Yukine and Sanders has ad a odd relationship this match.
>>3920054
Calm down now wasp.
>>3920060
Yeah man, of course!
>>3919989
Because I don't what to do besides of participating.
I know that I should keep recollecting data and watch if a certain person is causing an incident on this place...
>>3920083
>FRIGHTENED BUZZING
>>3920082
When I distract him, get behind that big ole shield a his!
>>3920034
Whatever.
>>3920060
I just stated it would have made the activity more exciting.
>>3920071
It is difficult. Ah. Seeing as I have just encountered it, what is your fear?
>>3920008
Y-You're not even my parent! Or even anyone remotely close to me!
>>3920054
B-B-Back off please!
>>3920103
?????????????????????
>>3920078
Are you going?
Good night...
>>3920033
Sure thing. Really, the main focus is to enjoy yourself.
>>3920048
...Take it or leave it.
>>3920060
Well, that was between a god and the most powerful human in Gensokyo. And that depends on what you mean by "greatest one".
>>3920071
>She grins a little
Sounds like a decent friend.
>>3920081
...That doesn't sound physically possible at all.
>>3920114
What's the matter?
>>3920094
Much better
>pat pat
Now go collect honey or something.
>>3920082
He gave me free food when I was hungry, of course I would help him.
>>3920090
Well maybe I can help you find something to do.
>>3920082
Nothing happens here.
>>3920095
Alright Mr. Sanders
>>3920103
Disowning your mother... How could you?
>>3920071
Take your time, I don't want you to rush just for me asking.
>>3920120
I THINK SHE HATES ME
>>3920121
NOT A BEE
>>3920058
Yes it is! You can!
You're sure humans can't change, right? Then you shouldn't feel intimidated making a bet you can definitely win! Give me a chance to prove you wrong! Make the deal with me!
>>3920071
Alright, well.. Come here, at least.
>She opens her arms up.
Let me hold you. I don't want you moving around much, you could get sicker. Let me wrap you in my tail.
>>3920119
I'm not really the best in the world at building things, but I'll try if it means I get to do more things with you.
>>3920071
Oh my god, like you wouldn't believe. The whole place was trashed like hell, and I had to clean it up by myself...
>>3920075
...My condolences, but that's beSIDES the point!
>>3920087
...Alright. So, I was looking in the archives, looking for anyone like me, right? And I found another me, talking to other people. I think you were there too. I feel like I've stolen someone else's identity, you know? And the worst part is that I actually met me earlier before. I don't know how to feel about it.
>>3920100
...Well, there is ONE sport that involved killing. Do you want to see it?
>>3920119
Shitloads of bullets. Loads of them.
>>3920119
Another well known Protection that I happen to lack is the Blessing of Wind Evasion, where one with the Protection can selectively remove the air resistance from themselves, making them move incredibly fast.
>>3920126
Final three.
>>3920151
They're just afraid. We're used to mean wasps that seem to enjoy stinging us! They don't know you're friendly yet.
>>3920152
I want to marry this squirrel.
>>3920153
MY deaths aren't some sick jokes for you to spew all over the place! Dying hurts, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't make stupid side remarks about my sides!
Howdy goofsters, ready to have some fun?
>>3920114
E-Eh? I--I'm Sorry! I just have a bad experience with... w-wasps.... and.... bugs..
>>3920137
You're not even my mother! You might be a mother but I am not your Daughter!
>>3920151
What do wasps collect? Sugar?
>>3920152
If you can convince every human in this world and yours. I might consider it, but until then I will carry on with my plans.
>>3920176
>my oh my that is an old face.
>>3920161
Removing air resistance wouldn't do shit unless you were physically able to move at speeds of over 100mph, which is impossible for unassisted humans. Even then, it would make a very minimal difference, since most things moving against wind resistance are aerodynamic and have some sort of thruster or boost mechanic.
Your power is stupid and useless.
>>3920123
It would be much appreciated.
>>3920170
I want to hit it with my car so it shuts up for five minutes.
>>3920169
!!
>>3920178
>buzz buzz
>>3920186
OTHER BUGS
>>3920100
My fear?
...I don't like clowns at all. They...
>she shivers
...were the worst of the inhabitants of my dream world.
That, and...isolation, I guess. As much as I hate to admit it...
>>3920119
>she looks up in the sky, her expression relaxing
There was a lake near where I lived, and a playground next to that...She'd always bring snacks, and we'd play there around sunset.
...She was... good, yes. She wasn't the problem.
>>3920152
Do sisters really do this...?
>she scoots closer
>>3920142
Don't worry about that, Garry....
I'm still in control of some part of my life, after all.
>>3920018
Well, that and it was in my dream.
>>3920176
>>3920168
It appears that men are not made to defeat monsters.
It was a great battle, nonetheless.
>>3920188
It simply allows them to keep accelerating under their own power.
And it's a good thing it isn't my power, huh?
>>3920196
They'll learn, don't worry.
>>3920168
>Just a reminer, You might want to fix that event.
>It's Concedes not conceds
>mfw playing hearthstone right now.
>>3920196
Eeeeek!
>hides behind a desk
>>3920168
Final one.
>>3920196
You and Entoma will not get along. I always assumed wasps collected spit for their hives.
>>3920198
A dream? I suppose that seems accurate.
>>3920168
Why!? At least I die with colonel!
>>3920191
Well I can't think of anything right now... sorry. But I'll try.
>>3920178
You are SO grounded! Don't even think about leaving your room for the next week!
>>3920212
Thank ye kindly for hostin
>>3920212
...Bastard.
>Bursts in to tears
>>3920172
I know, I know... But hey. At least you survived, right?
>>3920182
Eagle? No, I can't say I've seen an eagle around here.
>>3920176
It depends. What kind of fun?
>>3920212
...WE DID IT! FUCK YEAH!
>>3920212
This is a running theme in these games
>>3920209
.... I made a mistake too.
Reminder.
>>3920170
A-Anon! I already know who I want to marry, I can't!
>>3920186
I can, and I will!
>She holds her hand out.
Shake on it!
>>3920198
>She nods and pulls you into her lap, coiling her fluffy tail around you and tucking it into itself, making it like a snug coccoon.
We do. I don't want you getting aaany sicker. You've gotta stay nice and warm.
>>3920213
I will enjoy it!
As soon as we can do it together!
>>3920206
GOOD
>>3920209
>looks over desk
>>3920214
SHE WANTS MY WASPS
>>3920213
And there are even more Divine Protections, most of which I'm not at liberty to discuss.
>>3920212
The advantages of bringing a team wherever you go.
Well done, and congratulations!
>>3920182
That's FANTASTIC! I hope you all have your floatiiiiiiies!
>>3920186
That's not nice, I exfoliate daily
>>3920201
Ooooh one of my finer moments
>Saved
>>3920223
Well it's wet, and a little bit wild. Explosives might be involved. TOOOOONS of noodles.
>>3920213
LOADS! Like, impossibly hard fights! Ones with bullets everywhere, with you only surviving at a sliver of health!
>>3920222
H-Hey, calm down, dude...
>>3920212
Congratulations. Alfred. Pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Druid, Hunter, Warlock, Priest, Mage, Death Knight, or Monk) or choose neutral.
>>3920223
I have no choice by to survive. It's all part of living and whatnot.
But that still doesn't mean I don't feel pain!
>>3920238
The results.
>>3920217
But... But what about my class activities and school?
>>3920233
>falls on her bak
A-Aaah!
>>3920238
Oh, and congratulations I guess.
Thanks for the game, Rambo.
>>3920236
No, they were literally me! Like, with the same face and personality and all!
>>3920235
Yo, can I help with the fun?
>>3920238
Warrior!
>>3920198
I believe in you so I have nothing to worry about.
BROKEN LAWN
>>3920236
OH
>>3920249
>buzz
>buzz buzz
>>3920240
I see what you mean, dude... Hey, would you like a Hertz Donut?
>>3920255
Really? I can't say I remember them. Don't worry, if they were here, they'd tell you if they cared.
>>3920238
Well done!
Congratulations to the winner and thanks for hosting.
>>3920255
Here.
>>3920233
She does have a habit of eating others.
>>3920228
>the lich reaches out and shakes the Squirrel's hand
We shall see Makoto
>>3920235
Then it seems the problem runs too deep.
>>3920268
My dad got me with this so many times
>>3920248
Thanks for the game!
>>3920213
I was thinking about it. I'd have no idea where to start. I remember her first name though: it was Nichiyo.
>she sighs, blowing her nose in a kerchief
I'll wait until after I look like a mess. I doubt she'd even recognize me.
>>3920214
Strangely enough, the only kingdom that existed in that dream world of mine... And yet there were 3 seperate libraries.
>>3920228
You don't have to do this.
>she looks down a little, hiding her face in the tail. She holds onto it loosely
...Just... Just don't blame me if you get sick too.
>>3920257
Apparently, you're not the only one.
Now I just need to work on that.
>>3920268
Does it have mayo on it?
>>3920265
So, try it with me. Say, "Inside voice."
>>3920288
Yes
>>3920255
Not really all that fond of the foogy patriotic types, but hey, I'm sure you splode nicely.
>>3920279
Time to get the top shelf moisturizer, and I need to fire my plastic surgeon, then set fire to my plastic surgeon. You would think I'd have younger skin, I mean I wear a green mask DAILY!
>>3920279
I'LL EAT HER BUGS
>>3920292
INSIDE VOICE
>>3920228
Well, I mean, make sure you actually enjoy it before you consign yourself to something like that, it's not for everyone, after all.
>>3920234
>She scoffs
I still bet Shanghai could beat you.
>>3920284
>She snickers
Yeah, you are looking more than a bit pale. And can't you remember where you grew up?
>>3920237
>Sniffle
...You say that like most people could actually endure more than a single hit. But I made a deal with some kappa a while back and got some security footage of the shrine maiden squaring off against something that had the power of nuclear fusion at her fingertips....
>>3920238
Thanks for the show....
>>3920269
Yeah, you're right... Thank you, dude!
>>3920276
Yo, it looks so cool! I'm so gonna show this to England when I get home! Thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3920288
Uh-huh!
>>3920305
Great! Now, do you want me to get the noodles or anything?
>>3920153
Inform me.
>>3920198
Clowns?
*a smile begins to form*
You are afraid of those?
>>3920209
>This isn't my game but I should go back and fix any typo. It is the least I can do.
>>3920220
>>3920234
>>3920250
>>3920271
>>3920283
>>3920314
You are welcome.
I hate myself and everyone else
>>3920299
>>3920315
Then yes! I'd love a whatever you just said!
>>3920279
Good! See? I don't have to beat you up after all. I can beat you peacefully instead.
>>3920284
Yes I do! I definitely have to do this, little sis. You're feeling bad, and I've gotta nurse you back to health. I don't mind if I get sick.
>She pets your head, holding you close to her chest with her tail and free arm.
Just try not to be awake for too long, okay? And stay hydrated. And pee a lot. You've gotta wash out the sickness.
>>3920314
I'll enjoy doing anything with you though, J.
>>3920306
Ok, try again, but quieter.
>>3920320
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword
This counts as a sport, right?
>>3920326
Good!
>He punches you. Hard. Really hard.
Hurts, don't it?
>>3920305
I just thought you were a goblin or something.
>>3920306
She might just eat you. Anything in the spider's web is her food.
>>3920284
Perhaps you have longed for adventures and had dreams making up castles.
>>3920329
I am not a lich above negotiations Makoto. Though I highly doubt you could have managed to hit me.
>>3920315
Noodles are for the worthy. You have to EARN it.
Though i'm not sure if it's my time to shine with these pool games of mine. I'm sure someone else is ready to take up the reins as host before me.
>>3920329
I don't know what i'm seeing here, but it confuses and infuriates me.
>>3920314
To put it in perspective, I have more than 10 Protections, of various effects.
I'd love to fight her still, but I'd rather not be written off so soon.
>>3920271
Sorry... all I can think of for something to do is helping me find out who the pervert was... and I doubt that's what you want to spend your time on.
>>3920349
Gobby pool party!
>>3920341
Inside voice
>>3920346
I'M STRONGER THAN SPIDERS
>>3920345
>the punch stops Subaru's heart, killing him instantly
>>3920320
>Yep I know that ram, but as far as I am concerned it's your game now.
>>3920265
I don't understand what you are trying to say!
>>3920329
Are you really going to insist on that nickname...? And I'm serious, it's just not for everyone.
>>3920350
I'd daresay she's every bit the equal of my Sigma, and it's supposed to be my own masterpiece.
>>3920346
No, my goblin persona is only dollar store plastic mask deep. I'm a man under here, with feeling, aspirations, just looooooads of money too.
>>3920354
Hmm what was that? Do I hear a request?
>>3920355
There you go, you got it! Try speaking in that quieter voice more often, especially if someone seems afraid of you.
>>3920358
>the mayo gets in his eyes
S-SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP ME! I THINK I'M GOING BLIND!
>>3920359
>lays down a flower
Goodbye.
>>3920314
Well of course I remember. I just came from there after all. But who knows? The... outside world as you call it is a big place. There's way more than one little village out here.
>>3920329
>she sighs and closes her eyes. she mumbles to herself as she settles in your lap
I could have used someone like this a lot sooner...
>>3920320
...Yes...?
What is that smile for? You never saw what they did. How they acted... It was NO laughing matter.
>>3920346
....
That's...frightening accurate in hindsight....
>>3920361
Sigma?
As in the anceint character? I thought you had said that you were not a mage?
>>3920375
>He was spraying the corpse
>Trying to jerk it and keep up with the thread at the same time
I swear, It's a challenge only an Olympian can do
>>3920363
GOBBY POOL PARTY!
GOBBY POOL PARTY!
>>3920284
Work on your friends..?
>>3920355
Perhaps, but I doubt you are stronger than a lich. And I would hate to have to use poison magic on you.
>>3920363
They do say the rich can afford to be crazy...
>>3920378
It's not unusual for a child to dream of adventure.
>>3920349
Oh... You meant pool noodles?
>He's holding a bag of ramen noodles. About $1250 worth.
Y-Yep, that's what you meant!
>>3920358
I'm saying it again; thank you so much. I was panicking that I did something wrong...
>>3920359
>>3920376
Don't worry, I can revive him! Watch this!
Oh, Subaru, such a kidder~
>He punches you again, restarting your heart.
>>3920360
>buzz buzz
...
>>3920373
Sorry
>flies away
>>3920345
I do not know. Sounds interesting though.
>>3920360
>I doubt Erica will ever return to host it. I should fix those.
>>3920378
I apologize. With out any context it is sort of amusing.
*she drops her smile*
I do understand about isolation. I would not want me or you to go through that again. My own fear may sound sillier than yours.
>>3920346
>She walks closer to you and softly punches you in the ribcage, entirely playfully.
Bam.
>>3920349
I'm Makoto!
>>3920361
Definitely. I really love the nicknames, I think they fit, and that they're cute. Everyone else thinks it's cute, too.
I was serious too, that anything we do together I'll enjoy.
>>3920378
>She giggles, though it's more of a melancholy laugh, finished with a sigh.
I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you sooner, Urotsuki.
I wish I could have helped you through hard times..
>>3920376
>>3920395
>he jolts upward
THIS ISN'T A JOKE YOU TWO! DYING IS A VERY SERIOUS THING!
>>3920383
Can you at least get it in my mouth?
>>3920389
That's not a reeeeal pink haird can hat lady. I remember the pink haired can hat lady.
>>3920393
Well it doesn't cost much. I actually make money doing it.
>>3920395
Yep, I'm not talking about peasant-chow.
Sooooo anyone hosting at all at the moment?
>>3920398
Good! I'm glad nothing like that happens here in America!
>>3920412
There! I revived him! THE HERO HAS SAVED THE DAY~!
>>3920413
It's still me, ya dork!
I have the win screen to prove it!
>>3920389
I have not prepared my swimsuit again! Please no! I want to join in but I never bring my swimsuit!
>>3920398
>my points exactly.
>>3920395
I don't need that. People die when they need to die. And besides... It seems he does not mind dying.
>>3920397
What? I still don't understand! D-Don't you speak english?
>>3920412
Well at least not for you.
>>3920422
YOU KILLED ME BEFORE YOU SAVED ME!
>>3920378
I just figured you'd know where she at least used to live, is all.
>>3920381
...What the hell do you mean "character"? And you do realize we're not even from the same reality, right?
>She abruptly seems more irate
And I sure as hell am not a magician! I can't stand it.
>>3920407
I just don't care for nicknames....
>>3920395
>>3920314
>Ahem
>>3920412
No.
>Sprays mayo into ear
>>3920407
Oh hi, nice to meet you! I'm Disgusted
>>3920427
Hmmmm, well I can't keep an old patron waiting.
LAST CALL FOR OTHER HOSTS
>>3920449
*Crickets chirping*
>>3920437
Oh, you think you're funny, don't you? It still hurts a whole bunch, you know. If you had to go through what I constantly go through you'd cry for days on end.
>>3920447
Do you think this is funny?
>>3920407
Most would kill for a chance like this. Perhaps I am just soft for beast-kin like you and Lupusregina
>>3920413
Do you steal for that money I assume? Is it out of boredom?
>>3920392
On the whole believing thing.
>>3920398
It's... I'll tell the story later, after I feel better.
What is yours, then?
>>3920407
...Oh, you... heard that.
>she clears her throat
It's not like I can turn back time... I managed on my own.
I'll count my blessings at this point...
>she rests her head on you
I'm gonna end up falling asleep like this if I get any comfier.
>>3920441
...It's as good a place to start as any.
Thanks for the advice, Rika.
Rape me
>>3920441
Character, like symbol?
And if you're not referring to my world's Sigma, then what are you talking about?
>>3920459
Yes.
>>3920413
I do not think so. Swimsuits needed?
>>3920465
I have a massive dislike- no. I have a massive fear of arthropods.
>>3920435
H-Hey, don't do that! It's not my fault you're taller than me...
>>3920437
Oh...
>>3920440
Ah? You want another Hertz Donut?
>>3920441
>Shit! I forgot! I'm so sorry, dude!
So, uh, do you have the footage, dude? Or can you at least tell me what it was like? It sounds like it was, ah, intense, to say the least.
>>3920474
Well it's not! Nothing about this is funny, so knock it off!
>>3920482
Is it going to be actual food this time...?
>>3920482
>He stops
Sorry, it was supposed to be affectionate.
>>3920465
Ooh! I see, friends can believe in each other to get through their harsh past, just like with you and I, We both made it out of our darkness
ngw?
>>3920465
>She offers a shrug
No problem. I'd just suggest...I dunno. Something tells me most people would do more than give a second glance to someone lugging around a chainsaw.
>>3920471
Yeah, as in the letter. And Sigma was the name I gave my ultimate tank, Evil Eye Sigma, to be exact.
>>3920482
'Course I have the footage.
>She once again fiddles with it before holding it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_F5tlI8i4U
>>3920490
Hmmm....no deal
>Sprays mayo into nose
>>3920459
But it seems you don't mind dying that much. It's like you're a masochist. If I am in your shoes I would perhaps be sad.
>>3920482
Like I said, he is a masochist!
>>3920458
I guess that means I am GO FOR TAKE OFF. Be on the lookout and remember. If you post before I link the thread, it doesn't count.
>>3920479
Encouraged, not needed.
>>3920461
I'm way too busy for that. I have people steal money for me. I mainly extort and make shady business decisions.
>>3920441
We're friends, aren't we?
You don't have to use the names, but I'm gonna, just 'cause I love ya.
>>3920449
That's kind of a weird name, but.. Nice to meet you.
>>3920461
Whopuswhattina?
>>3920465
>She leans down and gives you a small kiss on the top of your head, running her fingers through your hair and swaying side-to-side.
That's the whole point, sweetheart. You need rest if you're sick.
Don't worry, I'll keep you warm and safe.
>>3920498
That sounds... menacing, to say the least.
Is there a reason you gave it such a diabolical name?
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