/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #80
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Today's featured image is Ancalagon the Black, from Tolkien's The Silmarillion.
Topic of the thread: What is, in your opinion, the coolest dragon from fiction?
Wow the previous thread died, I'm glad I made this in time.
A bit more about Ancalagon: Apparently he was the largest dragon to ever exist in Tolkien's Legendarium (the collective term for all his writing that took place in Arda [in which Middle-Earth resides, along with Valinor, Numenor and the Sunlands])
His exact size is never specified, but it did say that when Anacalagon died, his fall destroyed a mountain, so he can be assumed to be at least as large as depicted in this picture.
Unfortunately he was killed by some faggot elf with a star in his forehead in a flying boat.
>>3916285
I need more scalie males getting fucked in their cloacas.
Flat chested females with cloacas also acceptable.
Fapping to SFW dragon art is fun
>>3916285
>(embed)
doodled this while i was bored. anyone wants any digitally inked and colored, i'm game. or if you have lewd suggestions or requests of any sort, i'm also game.
bonus
sorry for the scanned pencil quality
>>3917479
>Dragon vagina
But that's lewd!
My suggestion is for you to write a bio of your cute sexy dragon lady. I want to know her personality.
How would she respond to her fans?
>>3917479
How about a skink stuck to some glass or something. Make it anthro and/or lewd if you want.
>>3917638
she's sweet at heart, but socially stunted. her laziness has offset her dragon's lust for treasure a great deal - she doesn't expect much attention from the rest of the world. if she met any fans she'd probably freeze up. (and blush)
>>3917782
specific. you mean, like, any kind of glass? a glass? a glass window? a glass sculpture?
say, i just realized why the characters in scalie schoolie look so weird. they don't have snouts!
>>3918148
Yeah like a glass window. Or a wine glass, that might be kinda neat.
>>3917479
Ink/color the far right one?
Dragon cloaca, please.
And/or OMANAG FOR PRESIDENT poster?
>>3918209
wine glass, sho nuff. imagine a bohemian skink girl with a beret and a scarf and a striped shirt, drinking wine and reading poetry... or i could just do an actual skink trying to get wasted. either way's cute.
>>3918234
i guess technically that's vagina, not cloaca. but canon is up in the air on that issue as far as i'm concerned.
omanag is far too modest (and european) to run for president!
>>3918314
Hey man, I'm honestly flattered you're considering my request. Do whatever will be fun for you to draw, I'll enjoy it anyway.
delivered.
>>3919039
HAH! It's great, thanks anon!
>>3918314
What about. drawing her giving a cute hug to an anon? If she's too she for that, holding her claw. Or both!
I'm a sucker for tender love.
>>3919039
lovely
>>3919272
i might have overdone it
Bump
>>3920050
Cute! I have to ask, are you enjoying the quest as much as you were hoping?
Needs more cloaca
>>3922532
>that filename
>those expressions
Fitting.
>>3920050
Oh hey, I love it!
>>3924538
DUAL WIELDING
>>3924538
Sorry
>>3924810
hue
>>3924810
>>3924810
whats with that line on his leg?
>>3924861
Leftover from when I copypasted the blue head from the orginal picute, I forgot to remove it.
>>3924810
Brilliant
What music should I listen to while writing naughty dragon stories?
>>3924967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>3924967
Eurobeat
>>3925056
Man, now i'm just imagining you writing something like "The dragon's massive rod pounding her wanting cloaca" while TUMBLING, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOWN plays in the background
>>3925094
Nah I'm writing some plot-building stuff now, right before the sexy part. My human just got home to his dragon.
I tend to write the sexy parts when I'm horny, and I'm not right now.
>>3925123
>>3925183
But you wouldn't call a penis a rod?
>>3925056
There's a whole bunch of FLAC rips of all that Eurobeat from Initial D on Mega if you're interested
https://mega.nz/#F!EBEBACQL!X2veL1xFQf_GUPIwBh24wg
Go for the nth Stage selection ones and give them a try, Super Euro-Best I think has DEJA VU
>>3924607
>https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Komodo-mating.JPG
They look so bored
>>3925490
>this sucks
>my back hurts
>calling yourself a dragon
>not even having wings
>this is bullshit
>I wish I was at home shitposting on /scaly/
fresh toast from the drawbread
>>3916285
>What is, in your opinion, the coolest dragon from fiction?
Temeraire, by a long shot. The eight and ninth book are my current BOATs. Although, I haven't read that many books.
It's just so sad that there will be no more Temeraire ;_;. Novik's view and usage of dragons is the best example yet, in my opinion.
>>3916285
>What is, in your opinion, the coolest dragon from fiction?
>>3927777
fuck, all of FF8's summons were way too long.
>>3925972
>when you said I'd get an ass-pounding in the ring, this isn't what I meant!
>>3927777
>quad 7s
Coolest dragon confirmed
>>3924376
Not sure if I'd rather fuck him, or be him.
>>3916285
>ToTT
I don't into that much fiction with dragons in them.
Inheritance is bad writing, Skyrim is plebeian, and Tolkien's works are standard.
So I'm gonna have to go with "if I was less hipster I'd say Smaug."
>>3928721
Have you tried the Temeraire serie?
It's my favourite book series, though. There might be a lot of issues with it I'm missing.
>>3916285
The coolest dragon in fiction?
Well I don't feel that 'cool' is exactly a subjective term, but Draco was one of the more unique and interesting takes on a dragon as a character, not just a big scary monster, that I personally have seen.
Charming, flawed, charismatic, a voice that drips pure liquid sex off every syllable, if he was in a setting with more dragons in it you know there'd be little clutches of half scottish drakes popping up all over the place.
>>3929166
Who?
>tott
I think Alexstrasza was, had to suffer a whole lot of shit, but she got to fight the apacolypse as revenge, which was pretty cool. Still managed to live, even after it all, as a bonus!
>>3929254
Draco, from dragonheart.
Why is it that there's barely anything of Scottish Dino Hitler that doesn't involve raping foxes to death?
>>3929690
>You'll never have a dragon bf that you cuddle naked in a totally not sexual way.
>>3924903
What is that from
>>3930064
amagi brilliant park
>>3929254
>who
are you for real?
>>3929254
sean connery in dragon form
there was some inside-the-mouth stuff but it was played for humor/tension
>>3930835
Oh, wow, Dragon Heart? Forgot that movie existed. Now I can't stop imagining Connery, instead of showing his heart and yelling "Strike!", showing his bum and yelling "Thrust!"
>>3931173
Gotta give the young ones the guidance and encouragement they need to grow up big and strong.
>>3931211
Why yes, how else would your species remain the apex lovers?
>>3931482
Now I want to run some kind of RP about a big incestuous family of dragons who rule over a huge fantasy kingdom. Ultimately harmless plots and maneuvers against each other and wondering which relative will knock up which other relative next in what seems to be a test of who can make the family tree the most twisted and incomprehensible.
But no actual downsides from inbreeding because dragons.
>>3931862
>>3931892
A, that dick looks painful.
B, mandatory virgin sacrifice comment.
>>3931892
>skadjer literally disappeared off the face of the world
Oh well, at least we got those lewd drawings of Draco, and one of the only lewd Grigori
>Threadly reminder that Dragonheart 2 and Dragonheart 3 exist
Three was okay, maybe good actually
>>3931947
The way she's working it, she's no virgin.
>>3932011
>skadjer is ded
happens to the best of them
>>3932021
Never knew that a third one existed.
>>3916371
>Unfortunately he was killed by some faggot elf with a star in his forehead in a flying boat.
You mean half-elf. Also, he literally sunk an entire continent when he rammed his spaceship into that dragon's chest, you just can't tell me that isn't baller as fuck.
hi if you would like to be added to a NSFW group for furries and scalies on kik message alexthewaster
>>3924810
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>3933758
No one is interested in your Nigerian prince money laundering scheme, my south african friend
>>3933994
darn and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling scalies
>page 7 already
Yeesh, why is /trash/ so fast this werk
Man, writing a dragon blowjob scene is hard work.
>>3936767
Just use your real life experience to help, anon
>>3937129
Unfortunately, I've never had a blowjob from a dragon. There was a woman who I'd describe as 'draconic' but I don't mean that in the good way.
>>3937350
kek
I was just having a giggle anyway
What is the pairing? dragon x dragon, human x dragon, dragon x something else? Is the perspective 1st person, 3rd person?
Does the receiver [spoiler] cum in the dragon's mouth? i hope so that's my fetish![/spoiler]
>>3938063
The pairing is male human + female dragon, it's in 3rd person and of course he cums in her mouth. She'd get pretty pissed if he wasted it.
Then they do other stuff which i won't spoil because it's something relatively new and surprising. It's certainly not something you'd be able to do with a human, anyway.
>>3938136
You're doing god's work anon, I hope it goes well
>>3938352
It should be done pretty soon. It's the sequel for Playing Goddard if you've read that (link in the OP)
so watch me (Mercrantos) on SoFurry if you want to be notified when the sequel comes out.
>>3924607
It took me a moment but when I got it oh lawd nigga I laughed hard
Solid 10/10 keep it up
Time to post some scaly stuff I guess
Tuke does some cute art
>>3938485
Something like 50 threads ago I said Playing Goddard was playing at god-tier.
We're all counting on you.
>>3938793
I totally remember that comment and think about it all the time, seriously. That was when I first mentioned it and had it added to the OP.
And I'm just over 9,500 words into it, and I'm aiming for 10,000. I just have to finish the ending and polish it up a bit.
>>3938880
That's a gryphon.
>>3939148
So what do you guys want to talk about?
>>3940782
The usual "ywn introduce lips to cloaca"
But I've got to go to work.
>>3940782
I want to talk about some scales I haven't heard of before, or scaly stories not in the pastebin. There has to be a lot of good fap material just waiting to be read out there!
>>3940782
ive actually had an intresting thought lately.
would kissing a dragon be ill-advised? what if their mouths contain the same harmful bacteria that komodo dragons have? since a dragons primary diet is carnivorous i would assume their bodies are designed around consuming raw meat.
>>3941168
>what if their mouths contain the same harmful bacteria that komodo dragons have?
I'm not even sure why you would think something that breathes fire would have oral bacteria, and really I don't want to start poking around to find out what's going on in your head.
Not to mention the bacterial jungle in a komodo dragon's mouth is not at all a common feature.
>>3941168
They have human-like digestive systems because they roast their prey before eating it
Dragons only eat raw meat for shock value and then spend the next week literally flooding the surrounding area with violent shits
>this mudslide smells a little funky
>anyone seen the princess?
>eaten by a dragon
>shame
>>3941194
This exact scenario is probably someone's fetish.
>>3941235
Well.
Cookfags exist, vorefags exist, and post-vore scat exists.
>>3941581
>cookfags
Definitely not on /ck/.
>>3941603
That's because /ck/ is blue and they had to go into hiding.
Dragon browsing /ck/ when?
speaking of cooking, what do dragon eggs taste like? more importantly, whats the best way to serve them?
>>3941657
More importantly, why doesn't this book list any recipes?
>>3941702
I thought I was the only one who read that book! Did you like it?
>>3941788
I only saved the cover for memes, sadly.
Also, as is customary: nice dubs.
>>3941801
The first chapter has her threatening to eat the human lass if she doesn't leave, but she's a clever girl and continues to bother Miss Drake. (But she likes Winnie, she's a sourpuss dragoness)
>>3941854
I've never heard of them, sell me on Dragoncharm, I wanna know about it.
>>3941914
Well then.
First off, there's no humans. Humans, elves, dwarves, none of it. All the characters ARE dragons. Or like 95% of them at least. There's some immortal basilisks in there.
But yeah.
There's two kinds of dragons, Natural and Charmed. Charmed dragons have magic, and their wings are mostly for show. Natural dragons have the pterodactyl arm-wing thing going on and fly with like, physics and shit.
Also, magic is dying. Which is fun.
>>3942016
So wait, do normal dragons have, like, two pairs of arms (one with wings) or are they CHEATING WYVERNS YOU THOUGHT I WOUDLN'T SPOT YOU?
>>3942038
They have legs and then arms-that-are-also-wings.
There's also a dragon in the third book who's born without wings at all. Although a point is made that he can lie on his back with his arms behind his head, which the other dragons can't do comfortably due to wings of either sort.
>>3942094
Ah, so they're the kind of "dragon" that you'd find in Tamriel.
Still pretty cool.
>>3942130
I think so.
Main character's a Natural kid named Fortune. He meets a Charmed dragon named Cumber, laughs at his teeny tiny wings, and they go have adventures.
This was actually the first and I think only book to make me cry. Well, the second book anyway.
>>3941581
I mean a runny dragon shit being mistaken for a mudslide.
>>3942407
Yeah, not me.
[spoilersshouldworkontrashtbhfam]As scatfag, I prefer healthy.[/spoiler]
>>3942526
Well as a normal human being I also prefer healthy shits. We have so much in common!
>>3941168
Komodo dragons are mainly scavengers, and so need to be able to survive the consumption of old, or even slightly rotten, flesh. That's why their saliva contains as much bacteria as it does. Komodo dragons in captivity, who only eat fresh meat, don't develop that feature.
Dragons hunt, so they'd be closer to any wild animal out there in terms of their bacterial flora. And an intelligent dragon, capable of cooking their meal, would be closer to a human.
>>3942574
True.
This isn't even counting anything like whatever breath a dragon might potentially have have. Fire, Ice, Lightning...
Being able to clean your teeth that easily and thoroughly means that those kinds of dragons probably have mouths as clean as is possible.
>>3942541
Yeah, there is a teensie tiny difference...
>>3942666
Honestly, I don't think dentists exist in a world that has magic. You just poof the cavities away.
>>3942734
Depends how accessible said magic is.
>>3942758
And how complex.
Dentists probably do exist where the magic system is like Canavan's Black Magician Trilogy - healing is possible, but requires resources from the patient and energy from the magician, not to mention it's insanely complex (the discipline of Healing basically amounts to studying medicine and your magic is much like surgical gear: it can only help you if you know how to use it, and yes, healing magic can be used to kill very quickly.)
![d86f08553b5548e62de0b506dc70101e10fb4-f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l0DsB8g.jpg "d86f08553b5548e62de0b506dc70101e10fb4-f[1].jpg")
So it appears that Alicebooks has pic related in stock for overseas shipping. If I do buy it, are there any other worthwhile /scaly/ doujins or something on the same website to help justify shipping costs?
Whelp.
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.
>and humans
What's with Nintendo recently? First Ever Oasis and now this.
>>3943663
>that smug fucking look
They know exactly what they're doing.
>>3943663
Isn't it Gamefreak that designs them though? Pokemon is owned between three different entities.
>has the new ability, Corrosion which allows for it to Poison all Pokémon, including Poison & Steel-type Pokémon.
Might be interesting if it isn't totally shit.
>>3943738
Yeah, GameFreak is in charge of the actual mainline games. Nintendo jointly owns the brand with GameFreak and Creatures Inc. and publishes, if I recall, and TPC is responsible for handling the retardedly huge empire Pokemon has built. Creatures Inc. is an affiliate of Nintendo, though, so it's mostly just corporate bureaucracy with their shared ownership. This makes GameFreak the odd and rare Second Party company, but only with Pokemon. They're still Third Party otherwise. This makes it distinct from, say, Monolith Soft or Naughty Dog, which are still technically their own groups, but are subsidiaries of Nintendo and Sony respectively, and thus basically just First Party in the end.
I was just noting the amusingness of getting two new scaly waifus from Nintendo recently. Salandit even has some hypno-fetish thrown in for good measure. Not to mention it specifically fucking mentions attracting human males.
>>3943738
What picture are these embarrassed lizard heads coming from and why is it everywhere?
>>3945022
>>3943663
>ywn be mind-controlled by her sweet-smelling gas blasts
Oh, Suni finally drew lewds of his dragon
>>3945518
>no donuts
Aww
>>3943663
>Magic sexy dragon farts
>>3933210
Morgoth created the first dragons and bred them, Ancalagon was the apex of his dragon breeding program.
>>3946703
Now that's just begging for a lot of porn.
>>3943663
Here it is in full, the Salandit.
>poison/fire
>First you attract human males with your sweet-smelling toxic gas, and then ignite it if they break mind-control and don't follow your lewd demands
Clever Girl...
>>3946703
But how did he breed them? How does that work? Are there any pictures of this process, so I can understand it better?
>>3946852
>from the base of its tail
Post scaly butts
>>3947638
My dick, my dick! A raptor for my dick!
So what's the difference between a dragon and a wyvern?
>>3950700
Amount of limbs. A dragon has 4 legs and a set of wings, a wyvern generally only has 2 legs and a set of wings that can double as psuedo-legs. The dragons in skyrim and Smaug's depiction in the new hobbit movies are actually wyverns.
>>3950700
dont you start..
>>3950907
Well there's not really HARD definitions.
![[inflation intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/gSsfPII.png "[inflation intensifies].png")
>>3950700
You should ask Capcom
>>3922532
>>3950700
Wyverns are the retards of the dragon world. All the real dragons make fun of them and the wyverns want to shake thier fists at them but they can't because they don't have forelimbs.
![[detergent intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/IwVeqOm.gif "[detergent intensifies].gif")
>>3943111
>Sold out already
Fuck. Guess I'll have to wait some more.
>>3951124
KEKED
I just thought of another reason a scaly gf would be better than a human one. You don't have to wait for her to do her stupid hair, or listen to her complain about how the rain or humidity messes it up.
>>3948696
I need more cute dragons in my life
>>3951754
>>3951754
>>3951754
>>3951811
>>3951754
>>3951754
>>3951835
>>3951206
Wait for a long, long time.
Doujin artists rarely order a second batch of prints.
>>3950933
This
Wyverns are a subset of dragon
>>3952058
Fuck.
>>3953111
How romantic.
[spoi]I want to sneak up on them and shove me dick up his butt.[/ler]
>>3943719
>They know exactly what they're doing.
>>3954125
>and_humans.png
Would dragons be good at giving head?
I accidentally a thing.
>>3955213
That tongue could do amazing things.
>>3955213
They have long tongues and long snouts. It's easy to imagine they'd be able to avoid teeth.
Certainly the ones I've... imagined are.
>>3955248
It's still an absolute shame that no one draws smut of corrupted Cynder from the first game. Were the implications of her kidnapping old male dragons who haven't had anyone to screw for a decade and extracting power from their bodies not lewd enough?
>>3956833
I guess a ton of her fanbase never actually play those games.
>>3956441
I'm not so good at drawing... how about a story?
>>3946861
He pretty much created the first dragons out of nothing, since Morgoth is basically a god in his own right. I'm assuming that getting them to fuck each other wasn't as hard as making them from scratch, which is why it specifically mentions that they were bred by Morgoth in the Silmarillion. As for the pictures, I'm afraid I can't help you there.
>>3957180
>I'm assuming that getting them to fuck each other wasn't as hard as making them from scratch
You give half of them a rod and half of them a hole for the rod and make both the hole and the rod a thousand times more sensitive than the rest of their bodies combined. It worked pretty well for every other mortal species.
>>3922749
Welsh dragon.
Have you ever seen some exotic lizards at the zoo?
>>3959961
I saw an axolotl once in Czech Republic.
>>3959961
Local museum displays Tuatara and that's about it. Depending on the time of year and their age, the young'ins are displayed in their own small terrarium and they're much more active. Otherwise they live in a much bigger one that's split off into four or so major sections. Henry gets his own that's sometimes also occupied with a waifu.
The caretaker tells me he usually rests in a PVC pipe hidden underneath the log.
>>3951113
That's not how you spell "Bethesda".
>>3961299
What are you talking about anon? I only see dragons.
>>3961347
That's a decent shop, but his left hand gave it away immediately.
>no kobolds
I pay you people too much.
>>3963269
So you're saying we should be paying you?
>>3963269
WE'RE GETTING PAID?
>>3963269
Now show me the money!
>>3963269
>>3963809
I'm even fine with the beach ball boobs, but the piercing just ruins it.
>>3963833
Eh, I like piercings.
>>3963845
Piercings you say?
>>3963878
Yup. I actually do like that pic. Lots of pussy piercings is just hot to me somehow.
>>3963884
But it's physically jailed off. You could not fuck that pussy if it was real. Jesus dude.
>>3963924
Just put a nipple clamp on, mate.
>>3963912
>if it was real
>real life
>>3963937
It's not really the same
>>3963912
but anon, this kind of piercings are IRL based, and main purpose for this was to prevent fucking.
not by rider tho ;D -but when at war you would not want for your battle mare to get pregnant
>>3942165
>This was actually the first and I think only book to make me cry
nice. how about you try some of this vids then
Sintel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRsGyueVLvQ
Reversal of the heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLwG3ioD4Y
The Butterfly Dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAQ56_dfOfY
>>3964329
and few weaker one
Cryon dragon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EorkUqmeHds
Eye of the Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1mX8ptsmBM
A Dragon and an Elf - its not even bad, more "randumb", and topic is quite similir as before, dragon + steampunk ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhFKCF3lzkY
>>3946861
Glaurung, father of dragons just turned up to his first battle with an army of his kids, created 'In the mysterious ways of dragons'
>>3946703
>>Morgoth created the first dragons and bred them
>create one
>breed it
>get more
Sooo... parthenogenesis?
>>3964929
Nope the first dragon is confirmed male
>>3964962
Ah. Self-induced buttpregnancy.
>>3965083
200 years alone underground will give you fucked up fantasies like that.
>>3965099
Honestly if you have the power why wouldn't you?
>>3965099
I'm 28 and I've already nourished my fetishes to a point where I'm daydreaming about being plowed by a gang of roaming lizardmen. 200 years would put you in some sort of meta state, where you can only get off to rhyming innuendo about pseudo-sexual incestuous relations between pens and paper.
>It was not without a certain knack,
>that he tipped the pen over,
>and stained the paper black.
>>3965259
>*muffled dragon moans in the distance*
>>3965259
>If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U4e7bqAet4
>>3965259
>I'm daydreaming about being plowed by a gang of roaming lizardmen.
Tell me more
>>3965259
I'm 30, and let me tell ya...
Same. Well, not exactly the same contents, but the same refinement.
If only I could take it a step further and go lucid.
>>3965620
I'v been trying to lucid dream for a while now.
I say your best bet is the dream general on /x/, a lucid dreamer sometimes pops up there.
>>3943663
What were they thinking?
>>3965638
I'm aware, and I've been at it for years.
My brain is lolnope.
>>3965497
There's really not much more to say. I want to be picked up by a group of lizardmen, and kept as their human toy while we're out adventuring.
>>3965950
I used to lucid dream/practice when i was younger. I stopped because i got lazy. All I can tell you is if you start a dream journal and write what you dream right as you wake up (literally after you open your eyes) you will make serious progress. Your dreams will get more and more vivid and easy to remember. My struggle was always trying to read my shitty groggy half asleep handwriting afterward though.
It's really strange that a journal is all it takes, but it works.
If you get around to it, do those inception style dream check things. If you get in a habit of doing those, going lucid is ez mode.
