HG Thread
Continuing with these memes edition, dogs are deadly as well.
>>3914758
Hungry, man?
>>3914777
Like, my dog, Scoob has one! It's like, a weird "R" sound at the beginning of each word.
>>3914772
Awww shiiiiiiiiiit
>>3914772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
>>3914772
I'm actualy hunting for you
>>3914406 (Rashid)
>Shit, sorry, missed it
I don't see why one should necessarily be sacrificed for the other. My Flower Tank can move at about 60 to 70 miles an hour, can take a beating and damn it it can't give one.
>>3914718 (Makoto)
A nice, dark purple...yeah. Not my style, but hey, it's not gonna be my motorcycle.
>>3914794 (Yuubari)
There's a difference between "making" and "becoming".... But I don't think that, whatever you are, it's that far from humanity.
>>3914700
>He punches a hole through your chest cavity.
Did you think I was kidding?
>>3914777
>He's silent for a moment.
Why do you want to know? What do you care?
>>3914840
>Is the alien from the Thing
>Chest opens up and takes a bite out of your arm
>>3914772
Nine are dead on Night Three.
The count drops from 20 to 11 able and willing competitors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UjsbiDYibo
>>3914772
Leave us alone.
>>3914811
Your dog is capable of speech?
>>3914794
I see that you still have one.
>>3914818
Following orders is what keeps you alive.
>>3914840
I see she was important to you. While I am a clone of her, I have no information about her.
>>3914772
No hard feelings I hope.
>>3914837
Hmm..Whether I'm something entirely different or very much a human, I deserve to be treated with dignity and respect all the same right? So it doesn't really matter as long as I can see that happen.
>>3914856
Thanks for the bomb.
guys yuno died
>>3914856
Killing yourself and civilians with bombs?
This certainly isn't the kind of fighting that I'm used to.
>>3914837
Alright, you can count on me, J! I'll bring home the best, most colorful, most expensive purple paint I can find!
>She overdramatically salutes.
>>3914794
Really? I guess it is kinda curious that your hair is so light..
Did it used to be a darker color? Like black?
>>3914777
>Rin looks a little disappointed by this, almost.
Very well. What is it you would like me to fetch for you this time, Ms. Valentine.
>>3914794
>Rin opens a drawer of her desk and takes out an empty glass, which she then sets on the desk and fills with vodka.
This is Asougi Counseling. I solve all sorts of problems, for a fair and negotiable price. If there is anything you need, I can most likely do it.
>>3914803
Now, now. Let's keep the violence out of the office. This is a place for business discussions only.
>Rin crosses her arms.
However, I can inform you that I am armed with at least eight hidden weapons at all times, and that I am trained in many forms of martial arts.
I also have a success rate of 100%, excluding any occasions where my client betrayed me and were punished properly.
>>3914856
I'll destroy you in the morning!
>>3914893
Can I pay you to hug someone?
>>3914853
>It's teeth break pon his arm because plot armor.
You may as well try and kill a cockroach.
>>3914877
You don't need to know shit about her to cut someone in half. That's why you only look like her. Kind of.
>>3914856
Oh man that sucks.
>>3914877
Orders, forget that noise.
>>3914837
Hey I can move that fast as well!
>>3914718 (Makoto)
I'm an ice cream kinda guy so beyond pocky I couldn't really tell you, but I know shops sell these big bags of different assortments of candies and such, so how about we pick up a couple of those?
>Kaito simply slides a card again the scanner and puts it back in his pocket.
>>3914727 (Rin)
Oh? I bet you took him out with your sheer good looks right? I mean it should be... Ah, I think I'll stop there.
>>3914737
Everyone but one person is going to die, there.
>>3914754 (Reinhard)
We just mess around! We talk, we drink, we fight sometimes even! It's just a great atmosphere!
>>3914772
.... Please have me get killed by a less insulting opponent..
>>3914877
Like, yep! I wish you could meet Scoob, he's a great pal.
>>3914917
>The teeth scatter and crawl away, plotting your downfall
>>3914877
You just need to decide for yourself what you want your purpose to be.
>>3914893
>She drinks it quickly.
Could you help me with my anxiety over something really risky I'm going to do?
>>3914921
That sounds great, we can get some ice cream. How about three bowls? Oh! And purple paint! We need purple paint!
>She runs off out of view, before coming back with a big gallon of purple paint and putting it in the bag with the mech figures, also charging it on the card.
I think that's all, though.. Where do we go for ice cream?
>>3914880
...Yeah. Artificial, manmade, or whatever, yeah. But surely there's gotta be some other way than going to that hellhole of a planet, right?
>>3914888
It's not THAT bad a need....
>>3914920
>She fixes him with a blank stare
...What.
>>3914968
>>3914981
>>3914988
She gonna blow
>>3914960
Yeah I'm Rashid of the Turbulent Wind!
Speed is my game!
>>3914856
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to the tributes. It is a dimension as vast as the arena and as timeless as our memes. It is the middle ground between roleplay and shitpost, between furries and anime, and it lies between the pit of these tribute's events and the summit of their autism. This is the dimension of hunger. An area in which we call, The Feast Zone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzz5H44MmA
>>3914998
Thiccer
>>3914909
If that is really what you wish to hire me for, of course. Who is the target of this contract?
>>3914921
Judging by where I came to, I think I may have beaten everyone inside the bar, and also the bar itself.
>Rin shrugs.
Anything for a good drink, I suppose.
>>3914954
Of course. I will do anything in my power to help you find peace. Would you like another drink?
>>3914998
O SHIT WADDUP
>>3914856
My body is exploding.
>>3914893
I apologize that I have relegated you to this. I am sure you are talented. However I can remove any threat to me. Is it possible for you to acquire fireworks.
>>3914917
Of course. I never cared about her until recently. However I did come across some information that may relate to her. I would like to know more of her.
>>3914920
Huh? They decide your fate. How can someone be so careless?
>>3914928
It sounds intriguing. Maybe even adorable. I would like to meet this creature.
>>3914954
I am not good with those.
>>3914893
Then that is not 100%.
I assume you have a lot of files on people here already. Someone who prides themselves on professionalism would.
So what do you have on me?
>>3914960
I can't promise I'll follow them, but I'll listen to any suggestions you have.
>>3915006
Better luck next time Kuga.
>>3915010
If it's not much trouble.
>>3914960
Only the best for the jelly to my peanut butter!
Anything else you need while I'm there?
>>3914921
Drinking and fighting?
So then this is, in essence, a massive tavern?
As a knight of the Royal Guard, I guess I'm either going to be breaking up the fights, or starting them.
>a playful grin forms on his lips for a moment, before returning to his natural smile
>>3915006
Teamwork is the name of the game in arena fighting! Thank you very much for your help.
>>3915023
Kek
>>3915016
I don't know how to get him here, but like, when I do I'l introduce you two!
>>3914933
This is some weird shit...I wonder where Kiske's airship is...
>>3915013
>What the fuck.
>>3915016
What information?
>>3915013
>running the same joke in HG as you did five seconds ago in ERP
Nigga!
>>3915016
Well, what do you enjoy doing?
>>3915040
That's no way to treat good craftsmanship.
>>3915006
Peace is like that of a fupa. You either love it or you hate it.
>>3915016
Because it's worth taking risks not having anything boss you around.
>>3915000
That...that shouldn't be humanly possible.
>>3915022
...Admittedly, I can't think of anything. It just seems...extreme, you know? And that's coming from someone who's trying to be a one-girl revolution.
>>3915027
>She shrugs awkwardly
I dunno. I can't think of anything.
>>3915034
>>3915006
Just don't expect it to last.
It is wednesday, my dudes
>>3915073
I will never die!
>>3915086
It's certainly not a task to take lightly.
>>3915016
Say no more, Ms. Valentine. This can easily be done. Is there any other information I should know of before we negotiate a price?
>>3915017
I am afraid I have lost contact with many of my underground informants, so information is not something I yet have available for sale.
I believe that makes it ever the more interesting for me, though. It provides all sorts of twists and turns to combat.
>>3915022
>Rin pours another glass.
Now, what is it you wanted to talk about, miss?
>>3915036
Very well. How much will I be receiving for this?
>>3915073
>>3915086
Of course.
Now that you've gotten to know me, we'll have to target eachother to ensure we don't end up the final two.
If that did happen, I'd have a terribly difficult decision to make, and I'd rather avoid that.
>>3915086
Sure it is just requires alot of work.
See!
*Moves his legs fast he forms a miniature tornado*
>>3915073
Peace is good from time to time
>>3914956
W-why did we need paint...? But if you want ice cream we don't need to shop for it, I already have a ton of it at my room in the HQ...
>Kaito picks up the bag the cashier put the items in and grabs onto her hand with his free one leading her out of the store.
>>3915010
Rin you're scary sometimes... I can't tell if you're joking, where'd you wake up though?
>>3915034
>Kaito dons a playful grin of his own.
I can imagine you'll get a fair share of kisses as well
>The smile fades though when he says.
You might want to watch out though, this tavern has it's fair share of tough people...
>>3915104
I'm planning on piloting a rocket to Mercury and back to show the world what I can do, and what the rest of my kind may be capable of. I may not make it back in one piece, or even alive.
>>3915104
Uh, what are your rates?
.........
>Texting noises.
>>3915073
Rika's removal of infidels will not go unnoticed by allah.
>>3915117
...I didn't realize the outside world was still capable of this sorta thing.
>>3915110
I don't know the first thing about you, really. And I don't have much of a reputation for hesitating.
>>3915101
Clearly, but...sheesh. At least you've got help, huh?
>Also, I could be wrong, but I think you missed Makoto up there >>3914888
>>3915173
Why didn't I just run her over?
>>3915157
>I'm planning on piloting a rocket to Mercury
Good luck getting that funded.
my dog keeps eating junebugs
>>3915086
Then, I'll just do my best to pick out something you like. How's ice cream sound?
>>3915143
Rika asked for it, for her motorcycle.
>She follows alongside you, holding the bag of things in her other hand.
D'you mind if I hop back home after we get the ice cream to deliver all of the stuff?
>>3915237
Them's good eatin'.
>>3915042
I will be awaiting.
>>3915043
It also relates to Jack-O.
>>3915064
Not a lot. I enjoy cute things which is why I wanted the kittens. I am unable to kill so I can not be doing that.
>>3915078
And it has worked for you so far?
>>3915104
Nothing important.
>>3915173
.... I'm speechless...
Not like the deads can talk anyway.
>>3915181
You make it sound like you never been outside before.
>>3915173
Oh man I wonder who to root for.
>>3915172
*Sends a text message*
Hey!
>>3915143
Kisses?
I really doubt it. Unless my princess comes to this place to accompany me, I' will be actively avoiding any potentially sensuous female contact.
And as for the strong people...
>the smile stays on his face, but his eyes grow cold
I have ways to deal with troublemakers.
>>3915173
>>3915181
Alas, it seems it won't be an issue now.
Since we don't have any probability of being the finalists, I can properly introduce myself.
Royal Guard Knight, Reinhard van Astrea, at your service. Miss?
>>3915143
>Rin smiles.
Among the ruins of a bar. It must have been a wild night.
>>3915157
That sounds like a lot of fun! Perhaps you've got room for one more in that rocket? I've never been to space before.
>>3915159
My prices are negotiable. Make an offer and we can start from there.
>>3915259
Very well. Will you be paying the same price as before, Ms. Valentine?
BROTHER NERO HAS BEEN.... DELETED
>>3915246
>That was bad phrasing. I meant to say something like, "she tries to take charge of holding the bag"
>>3915284
Uh, 200 bucks?
>>3915274
>Replies
Wrong number srry.
>>3915246
...Uh. Sure...?
>>3915274
The "outside world". Only ever had the opportunity once, myself.
>>3915282
...Rika, tank engineer. Last names aren't particularly necessary.
>>3915286
Wha?
>>3915237
>I used to have a dog that'd lay "traps" for flies and chase them around.
>>3915036
>He turns slightly.
Hm?
>Hoo boy.
>>3915090
>Still Tues in EST, but whatever.
>>3915237
No one cares.
>>3915259
>He frowns.
So that damned guitarist let you in on something? I'm all ears.
>>3915259
Yeah living a carefree life now.
Traveling around the world.
>>3915255
I'm glad she's killing them l just wish she didn't leave half eaten bugs in the hallway
>>3915173
Skipping a shit ton of peace in order to speed up the game a bit. Not gonna lie, the winner seems a LITTLE rigged.
>>3915173
I've got this.
>>3915181
Only one other person is involved.
>>3915205
The funding isn't a major problem since my only assistant and myself are working on it for ourselves and each other, so labor isn't costly, and I'm gradually acquiring the resources over a long period of time.
>>3915259
Have you considered being a veterinarian
>>3915284
I don't plan to have more than myself, I wouldn't want anyone else following me to what may be my death.
>>3915324
I'm gonna make it!
>>3915321
The butts don't taste so good, I reckon.
Reminder that if you skip peace, your non-fatals are boring as fuck.
>Hey! Let's speed up the game!
>Hurr durr new game when?
>>3915336
So... Mercury. The verdant untapped paradise planet like a mile from the sun.
What the hell do you all want with that rock?
>>3915310
As you wish.
If I may ask, what exactly brings you to this arena? I wouldn't think that many females would participate in these barbaric arenas.
>>3915324
O-oh...
I can only evade the first and last attacks, but when fighting animals...
>>3915310
Awesome! I'll be right back!
>She runs off to somewhere and disappears for a long while.
>>3915324
You must win for the pride of all the dog people on earth...
>>3915310
Sounds like you now more experience.
>>3915303
*Texts*
Look up I can see you.
>>3915302
That seems quite high for a simple hug. Are you sure?
>>3915336
I've never heard of anyone dying on a space trip before, miss. Perhaps you're worrying too much about this?
>>3915358
We should change the name from Hunger Games to Catch-22 Games.
>>3915372
>Auto-correct kills me sometimes meant need instead of now.
>>3915358
I usually skip peace if it's 3 slides or longer. I don't like hosting really long games.
>>3915372
>Startled he looks around.
....?
>>3915312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17KfZsuooZQ
>>3915324
SNAAAAKE EEEEEAAAATEEEEER
odds fap
Evens anime
Dubs both
>>3915172
>Kaito texts you something.
>"What's your number again?"
>>3915246
>Kaito doesn't seem like he's going to hand them over anytime soon.
Haha, no problem, though I got to say I feel a lot better, I don't think I even need to charge anymore...
>He leads you back the way you came and soon enough you're standing outside of Crypton again.
>>3915282
>Kaito begins laughing smiling brightly.
Who said they were coming from females?
>His laughter dies down but the smile persists.
Trouble makers are one things, but there are gods here as well.
>>3915284
Well it could have been worse, you could've woken up next to someone, haha.
>>3915384
He seems pretty hostile, so yeah, yeah I think it's fair.
>He places two hundreds on the table
Best of luck!
>>3915364
Respect for being able to pull it off. I've said this several times now.
>>3915384
Most people die before they exit the atmosphere. I know what I'm getting myself into. The smallest thing going wrong could kill me.
>>3915429
Of all the people to kill me, it had to be you didn't it cowboy?
>>3915429
CQC
Q
C
>>3915429
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3915336
...Seriously?
>>3915367
...Welp.
>She kinda just pulls some sort of tablet out and watches some old recordings
>>3915365
>She taps her tank firmly
I gotta test this baby somehow, and search for materials.
...And there's more than a small amount of female fighters proper here.
>>3915372
Not really...considering I don't really associate with the outside world much.
>>3915431
What?
>>3915429
YIFF IN HELL BUGFUCKER
>>3915465
>hides
Like, I hope she doesn't find me...
>>3915425
*Back flips landing in front of the man*
Hey!
>>3915429
Rooting for that guy named after a feline.
>>3915468
Hey learn to leave your comfort zone some times
>>3915465
Cute for a something that can sting me
>>3915286
>>3915413
That pic is cute as fuck. I d'aaawwwww'd.
>>3915491
...I don't leave my tank if I can help it, but that's another matter entirely. I mean my affairs don't involve the outside world, just where I'm form.
>>3915452
>Whips out his phone.
Who's this?
>>3915491
C-Cool. Was the flip necessary, though?
>>3915468
Yes. We're the only two with any idea what we're doing, so it has to be us.
>>3915431
kawaii
>>3915429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv8-Pz0p_K8
Congrats, and you didn't even cart once in this hunt. How about that?
- QUEST CLEARED -
THICKER
>>3915457
>I've said this several times now.
I don't really read convos I'm not part of but Mercury caught my eye. I'm very interested in intergalactic travel so it was curious that someone from the Sol system wanted to actually get closer to that dying star. For their own ego, no less. Very Earth of you.
>>3915452
That's really good to hear, I'm glad! I wouldn't want to take you out and drain your battery for no reason.
>She follows faithfully behind you, wagging her tail happily.
Thanks a bunch for this!
>>3915524
>Texts back.
>"It's K@170 :^)."
>>3915465
>Spooky/10, would trap in a safe and drop it in the ocean.
>>3915548
>>3915546
Wincard! Confetti! That's what I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>>3915548
Mei is bai but also cancer
>>3915546
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>>3915284
I will have to.
*she takes out five dollars*
I also am unable to obtain much currency.
>>3915312
I find her unpleasant as well. She stated that most of the time, Jack-O has a similar mindset t a child. However she also said that she can can be very different at times.
>>3915319
I see. I am fond of your style of unique. Rashid of the turbulent wind.
>>3915336
I have no skills for that. I would only be able to remove the animals.
>>3915546
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3915452
Do corpses count?
>>3915455
>Rin smiles, and goes to walk out the door.
It was a pleasure doing business with you, sir. I shall return when I have completed this mission.
>>3915312
>Rin creeps up behind Sol.
>>3915457
If you have enough time to worry about that, then surely you're capable of perfecting every minute detail. I would go gung-ho on the entire situation.
>>3915546
Like, congrats, Ocelot! Thanks for hosting!
>>3915531
>She shakes her head
I know that feeling all too well...is that person your sister or something, by some strange coincidence?
>>3915564
Thanks for the show. And congrats.
>>3915429
My money, or what little of it I have with me, is on Death.
He just seems like a good pick, in an arena of blood.
>>3915452
Interesting.
You have homosexuals here?
They were an extreme rarity, back in Lugnica.
And Gods?
As in, capital G, Gods?
I've faced down some terrifying opponents, but fighting a god...
I'm exhilarated just from the thought of it.
>>3915468
An armored chariot?
Where did you find such an oddity as that, Miss Rika?
>>3915546
It seems that animals beat death.
Maybe my honor is not yet sullied.
>>3915561
UUUHHHHHHH! TOO THICK!
>>3915566
She is bae but mained by cancer.
>>3915483
>ignores
>>3915495
>buzzes shyly
>>3915560
>BUZZES ANGRILY
>>3915548
Having that big plump ass sit on my face would be heaven.
>>3915564
Congratulation Ocelot!
Thanks for hosting!
>>3915573
>After you leave, he comments
Did....did she mean to leave the money on table? Doesn't seem like a great idea.
>>3915548
PLACEMENTS.
>>3915548
Mei is bae, yesterday and today.
>>3915561
kek
>>3915570
LI KE A.. D
AMN F IDD LE
>>3915427
>What.
>>3915572
Different as in?
>>3915573
>He's completely oblivious.
>>3915559
>Ayy hyung, what up?
>>3915520
>I know. Rashid is all round a cool and chill guy, like most species of dogs
>>3915523
Well you're here at... What ever this place is.
So let loose and have fun
>>3915564
I knew he would win. Nicely done thanks host.
>>3915524
No that's what makes things more dramatic
>>3915572
Everyone has a unique style. Some stand out more than others
>>3915548
URRRAGGHH WE NEED TO GO THICKER!
>>3915597
Even cuter, just dont sting me please.
>>3915631
>Shitposts you softly with this song.
>>3915551
It's not intergalactic travel, it's interplanetary travel and it's so all of my kind can be treated with basic dignity and feel secure outside our own little corner of the Earth.
>>3915572
That's why schools exist. I'm sure I can help you get into one.
>>3915573
I suppose you're right. I can do this..Could you give me advice to give to someone else? I've noticed something that has me slightly concerned.
>>3915584
Not my sister or even a blood relation, but I raised her and taught her my trade.
>>3915572
Do not worry, Ms. Valentine. This form of payment is acceptable. I shall return to you with fireworks in some time.
>>3915616
>Rin ever so carefully begins wrapping her arms around Sol's torso, before suddenly going for an affectionate hug in one swift motion.
>>3915594
Also true, better than junkrat spamming i guess or pharah
>>3915597
Like, at least now I can enjoy this peanut butter and honey sandwich in peace...
>>3915597
Cute AND hot.
>>3915593
It's a tank. And I'm a tank engineer, I made it.
>>3915634
An arena. I relax and I not only get distracted from my goal, but I get vulnerable.
>>3915661
So you "daughter", huh?
>She laughs awkwardly
Eh...suppose that was too much of a stretch. So do they show up here?
>>3915572
>>3915583
>>3915584
>>3915634
>>3915607
No problemo, muchachos. Glad I got to host after bailing on you the last time.
>>3915649
Okay.
>>3915671
HONEY!?
>BUZZES HUNGRILY
>>3915673
I DON'T LIKE HOT
>>3915634
>
>>3915658
>Reciprocates the favor.
>>3915597
If you keep buzzing like that, you'll overheat, not that I care since you're a disgusting and evil monster, just like the creatures you resemble.
>>3915667
>better than junkrat spamming i guess or pharah
>this is what fatfags believe
>>3915682
Thanks, wanna go out to eckerts farm and get some fresh honey? My treat.
>>3915682
Like, zoinks!!!
>runs away with the sandwich
>>3915615
Thanks for the game.
>>3915679
She used to on a rare occasion, but I haven't seen her around here in a while now.
>>3915554
Don't worry about it, I had fun today, besides this is for a friend right?
>Kaito leads you inside but goes a completely different way then last time which ends you up in a hallway with different style doors and names on them like 'Miku', 'Meiko', 'Rin & Len', and 'Luka', but he stops at a door labeled 'Kaito'.
>>3915573
No... Man you're scary sometimes..
>>3915593
Haha, it's weird when you say it like that but yes, there's a few here.
And yes capital G Gods, ones that can create stuff out of nothing, I'll let you know if I see a familiar one alright?
>>3915631
>"What?"
>>3915607
Hey, congrats on the win a few games ago. Sorry that I didnt show up tonight, studying my butt off for a exam tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow though.
>You know who~
>>3915661
I did not misspeak. Interplanetary is a step on the path to reaching other systems which is why I took notice.
Please tell me your kind has advanced beyond liquid fuels, otherwise I'm going to be waiting longer than I anticipated.
>>3915679
...Tank?
The only tanks I know of are those used for storage.
Is it a rolling water jug, or something of the like?
>>3915698
How did you know i main roadhog?
>inb4 Mei has a thin supermodel body underneath those layers of clothing
>>3915605
>Mei will never exist
>ywn get crushed between her plump thighs
Fuckin end it
>>3915613
I want low test to leave
>>3915615
Tru
>>3915644
UuuuUUUUHHHHH!
>>3915667
Junkrat is a skill class but the fags spamming him give him a bad rep, just like Spamzo
>>3915698
>fatfags
It's thick or chubby, Mei isn't fat
>>3915679
I don't see anything fighting happening at the moment.
Don't always be so tense.
>>3915685
Don't be a downer. Learn to have so fun .
>>3915616
From the witch's account, she has shown knowledge of many things magic and technological. Going on about theories and precise information of different things. I would like to know if Aria is the same way.
>>3915661
Hmm. The thought is appreciated.
>>3915666
Thank you for bei-
Why are you wrapping your arms around Sol?
>>3915687
Mantises are fucking hardcore
>>3915734
Oh i know, thats why i said spamming junkrats
/trash/ cancer has seeped into the HG colony and has now co-opted the community.
>>3915731
She doesn't, there's an in-game animation of her bot that she uses for her ult lifting up her coat and it's clear that she is at the very least thicc
>>3915734
orly
>>3915734
Stop hiding behind memes. Mei is as fat as they come, m8
>>3915717
Huh. They got a name?
>>3915728
"Giant, heavily-armored and armed war machine" is more like it.
>>3915742
But it always COULD happen and I refuse to let my guard down.
>>3915661
Of course. Please, continue.
>>3915721
Well, I am by no means pure of heart.
>Rin chuckles.
Now then, I have a job to attend to soon. I'm afraid there won't be any drinks to be shared tonight.
>>3915743
Does it bother you, Ms. Valentine?
If so, my apologies. This was the order of another client.
>>3915725
No problem! Good luck with your exam tomorrow! You're gonna rock it!
Thanks, and have a good night!
>>3915727
Not entirely, though I'm using a railgun to clear the atmosphere.
>>3915743
Consider it.
>>3915721
>"I mean hello, Kaito..."
>>3915742
You're embarrassing, play secret agent somewhere else.
>>3915634
It is an interesting one. However one that I think I am not suited for.
>>3915721
>She, not paying much attention and reading the names on the doors, ends up bumping into your back. She rubs her nose and looks up the the door they'd halted before, realizing where they were.
Oh, this is your room, Kaito?
It must be fancy.
>>3915759
You niggers were hosting horsefuckers even back on /b/. Furries are naturally attracted to drama and bullshit so them joining was only a matter of time.
Welcome to 4chan, bitch.
>>3915666
>He immediately spins to face her, breaking the hug to grab her by the throat.
Never do that ever again.
>>3915743
>He sighs.
Yes, she was. Always going on about theories and formulas. Guess pumpkinhead just got that portion of her.
>>3915762
Kill yourself Bolin
>>3915691
>sad buzzing
>>3915709
YES
>>3915712
GIMME GIMME!
>>3915760
Honeey.
>>3915687
!
>>3915777
Trips confirm! You're gonna pass that exam super easily!
>>3915764
Dong expansion has reached overload.
>>3915789
Fuck off back to your own threads, you disgusting degenerate.
>>3915789
*Welcome to trash
ftfy
>>3915764
>Not even close in appearance apart from clothing and glasses
No.
>>3915769
F-fuck you, her clothes make her look fat.
>>3915792
Boi i wanna
I'm an autistic cuckold that deserves nothing better
>>3915778
You are going to blow a hole in your own atmosphere to save a few tons of rocket fuel?
I like your style, Earth girl.
>>3915791
>Rin is grabbed quite easily, but she manages to flash a cheeky grin.
My apologies, s-sir.
>>3915798
>Wasp
>Honey
WRONG BUG YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
>>3915764
NOT EVEN THICK
>>3915687
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GODDAMNIT AAAAAAAA
>>3915823
I CAN KILL BEES FOR HONEY IF I WANT
>>3915780
Secret agent, save that stuff for people with less personality then a cardboard box.
>>3915775
I never said let your guard down. Just saying learn to have fun.
>>3915781
Hey don't say it not for you unless you give it a try first
>>3915721
Incredible...
I wonder if my Divine Protections will stand up against an actual divine being...
>he drifts off into daydreaming territory before snapping back
You said that you know some of these Gods, correct?
Could you name any? I'm somewhat versed in the religions of my world, and I would like to know if I may see any of my Gods or Goddesses in the flesh.
>>3915775
A war machine?
Your people must be quite advanced, both technologically and culturally.
It's still a struggle for females where I come from to hold military positions, let alone command war machines.
>>3915827
You should see her ass though.
>>3915798
Ok, when should i pick you up?
>>3915798
>Rubs honey on her breasts
>>3915810
>Bolin likes Mei.
Time to pick a better OW waifu
[spoiler]Like Roadhog[/spoiler]
>>3915687
Observation: Earth Mantis are similar to their alien counterparts. Highly aggressive in nature
>>3915810
Then fucking do it you actual retard. Drink bleach, OD on pills, slit your wrists in a bathtub and bleed out, do something to end your pathetic life
>>3915827
THICK!!!
>>3915798
Like, this is mine!!!
>>3915843
Any time
>>3915848
AAAAA STOP, COLD!
Do you people need me to host...?
>>3915849
>letting bolin dissuade you from a waifu
If you do he wins. Mei is bai.
>>3915840
then post it faggot
>>3915776
Just confused. It makes sense that it was a job. Most people find him unpleasant.
>>3915778
I will put it into my ever growing list of considerations.
>>3915791
That is really interesting. I wish I could have met her.
>>3915837
It seems more for people your demeanor.
>>3915874
yea
>>3915775
Her name is Akashi, and if she could be said to be my daughter than she is one of several, though only she learned my trade.
>>3915776
There is someone I know, someone with a soft heart who falls in love easily, or at least I suspect from the way she looks sometimes. I want her to be alright, so what should I tell her so she doesn't end up making a big mistake?
>>3915816
I hardly think it would be that bad. Meteorites crash all the time without severely affecting life of the surface.
>>3915874
Yes please.
Save us from the drama.
>>3915874
It would be greatly appreciated if you would.
>tfw your waifu likes bolin better
>>3915854
MUST
GO
THCIKER
BRRUHGGHHGHGAA
BOY AM I GLAD THAT HE'S IN THERE AND THAT WE'RE OUT HERE
>>3915564
Oops, thanks for hosting and thanks everyone
>>3915820
>He lets go.
You're pretty damn lucky I didn't throw you into the ground face first.
>>3915883
>He slumps over a little.
Time marches on.
>>3915839
I'm one of the only two scientists at all where I'm from, though females tend to take most positions of command, and, well, everything else. Besides, when you're the person that designed and built it, while also making sure it can only work by you, typically you're the only person who can command it.
>>3915837
Doing that would imply the former.
>>3915889
Huh. I'll keep that name in mind...and I suppose I'll be at least trying to get Shanghai to spark an interest in my own/
>>3915872
>keeps rubbing until its warmer
>>3915895
>tfw your waifu isn't fat so that's entirely untrue
>>3915901
AND THAT HE'S THE SHERIFF
>>3915837
Who the hell are you? Why is a foreigner snooping around my highschool? LEAVE!
>>3915798
Ah, don't look so sad. I'm sorry, you're just scaring me so I'm being harsh.
I'm getting everything set up. Please don't touch that dial, or else I'll end your life before you can end it yourself in the arena. You pigs better be grateful for this.
>>3915872
Ok, probably tommorow i dont think they are open at night
>>3915889
When they first discovered atomic energy here, some worried that initial tests would ignite the skies and burn off this thin layer of gases around your home.
I hope you've done your homework.
>>3915936
>touches that dial
>>3915918
Is that so?
If I may ask, what is the ratio of males to females in your world?
>>3915849
All the other Overwatch girls are shit.
D.Va is gamer gurl scum
Mercy is hypocritical hippy
Tracer is Britscum
Widowmaker is a frog
Symmetra is poo in loo
Don't care about Pharah
>>3915851
As always, I still have things to live for. Maybe one day.
>>3915895
>tfw you get cucked by your waifu
I hurt myself today
>>3915936
Don't touch that dial now, we're just getting started
>>3915883
Hey just give a little thought into it.
>>3915918
You can't have fun without your guard being lowered?
>>3915933
Uhh... Look around you.. there's no high school...
>>3915883
A job well done, nonetheless. I was hoping there would be more fight in him than what he's displayed.
>>3915889
That is a good question. I am not well experienced in the love department, for my own reasons. I am sure it should not be that hard to manage.
>>3915917
>Rin rubs her throat.
And here I was hoping you would, to make things interesting. Oh well.
>Rin turns and begins walking away.
It was a pleasure doing business with you, but I've done my part.
>>3915610
>Rin walks back into her office, quite proud looking.
I have finished the job you requested, sir. I hope you were watching.
>>3915945
>slaps you
>>3915936
>saboteur's le meme game
>>3915948
>using /pol/ maymays
Someone touch my dial
>>3915936
Wow man, and I thought the self hating you had before was edgy
>>3915957
You did quite well! Stealthy.
>>3915870
I WANT THE HONEY
>>3915919
AAAAAAAAAA TOO WARM
>>3915934
Sorry
>>3915937
ALRIGHT
>>3915936
This had better not suck balls like last time!
>>3915948
>forgetting about best girl Reaper
>>3915776
Oh, well alright Rin, I hope you finish it up without any problems! We'll drink another time.
>>3915780
>What just happened?
>"How did I get your number?"
>>3915784
Ah? Are you alright? But it's not that fancy...
>Kaito opens the door and the small hallway betrays the large size of the rooms, it's the size of a large apartment room with its own bedroom, kitchen, living room and a small guest room, but he makes his way to the kitchen.
You could try knocking on the others doors to see if they're here but... I doubt it we all took yesterday off so we had a lot of work today, oh and sorry for the mess, I don't usually come here anymore...
>>3915839
>He chuckles softly.
The Gods I know here I've never heard of, but there's Ross and Beerus I believe, though Ross denies it even though he clearly is... I'm sure there's more but I'm drawing a blank for some reason...
>>3915936
>Hugs.
>>3915956
>
Where am I?
>>3915986
FUCK BEES
>>3915946
Er...presumably about one to one? I could be wrong, it's been a while since I checked.
>>3915956
Typically it doesn't work like that.
>>3916002
>>3916002
>>3916002
>>3916002
>>3915995
Reaper is too pure
>>3916006
it's hip to
