/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Churl Hurling Pearl Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
post the best gem
>>390917
This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
My waifu, without me, is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless.
>>390939
Just kill yourself
>>390917
>>390947
Kek, that's page 1 nigger trolls for you.
thread off to a good start as always
>>390984
That picture is beautiful
>9 posts
>0 memes
autists
>>390901
any wallpapers?
im partial to opal but ill take any
>>391055
Has Opal, along with everyone else.
>>391076
im not phone-y
>>391055
Sorry if it's small. Can't see the size on the Kindle.
When are they gonna start a band?
>>391093
its big
like her cock
>>391097
is it a rock band?
>>391109
of course
>>391097
It will be the finale.
This show is everything I feel like I'm supposed to hate, yet I like it? How can I enjoy a show so full of tumblrisms
>>391101
Good. Here are the other fusions if you want.
>>391130
>>391133
>>391125
Because the show is good. Welcome aboard, anon.
>>391125
i like to watch it when im high, the music and the scenery put me to the next level
Samurai Jack is coming back!
Lonely sword crossover when?
>>391125
because its apparent tumblrisms aren't shoehorned and never really detract from the qualities of the show.
I'm in it personally for the music.
>>391055
Still can't see the size.
>>391125
well, that's what happens when you don't let fanbases and hatedoms dictate your tastes
>>391125
By not having a bug so far up your ass that you can taste it. That's how
>>391148
DUDE
Dank thread?
>>391125
https://youtu.be/pPGa6vzfvqk
Do explain why you are "supposed to hate" the show pl0x.
>>391068
There is something wrong with the current Luftwaffe?
>>391222
>not knowing the entire German military is a joke
>>391222
There is no current Luftwaffe anon.
>>391251
>>391238
I guess that is what happens when you are at peace with the French and the Russians leave.
>>391270
I wouldn't worry about it too much. Big dick America is there to defend the krauts if something happens.
>>391288
God, I can't even imagine how crazy a real no-nuke war with the Russians would be.
fk I feel like writing something, but the only thing I have in mind is cross-over garbage. Quick, someone toss me ideas!
>>391320
Amethyst finding her old fanfics in the garbage
>>391326
What if Lil' Butler had a short, purple, shape-shifting sidekick?
>>391320
Connie getting fucked by the the six armed cluster in a bad end to Nightmare Hospital. [spoiler]Steven too if that's okay[/spoiler]
>>391320
Steven starts tusks when he becomes a teen.
>>391310
just look at chechnya
good morning /sug/
I don't really know what time of the day it is so let's just leave it at morning
also I'm heading to the doc, wish me luck
>>391320
Steven, Amethyst, Peridot and Pearl try their hardest to catch Garnet Claus on Christmas Eve.
>>391364
*Starts growing.
>>391320
oneshot of Peridot dramatically decribing mundane stuff
>>391378
Don't go and get tested positive for aids now.
>>391406
They say one out of every 2 1/2 men have HIV.
AW FUCK SAMURAI JACK IS BACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ
SU'S COMING BACK AND SO IS JACK, 2016 IS THE YEAR OF CARTOONS!
>>391439
>>391420
good thing i am a girl eh? ;)
>>391439
>SAMURAI JACK IS BACK
CN is going the shitter faster than I'd thought
>>391439
When is Symbiotic Titan coming back then
>>391452
You seriously not get the joke?
>>391458
You take that back you foolish samurai faggot.
>>391458
>being this much of a fag.
Lets play a game sug... suggestions?
I must go to work like a responsible adult. I leave you faggots with the SU image macro that has given me the most keks out of any ever.
>>391508
Suicide Bowl. The gem with the most dead followers wins.
>>391512
bye anon we'll miss you.
>>391505
Tartakovsky created both.
why can't Jasper be real
>>391508
You've already lost.
>>391439
>no Mako
Leaves from the vine
>>391512
>going to work
>being responsible
>being an adult
why
>>391537
Oval for Pearl
>>391554
It's a must if you are a human bean
>>391537
no you dumb rock! if you want to make me lose or tie you have to put the first one in the middle.
anyone here likes rubik cubes? i want to buy a 3.x4 :B
>>391537
>>391554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BULg876gQ
because you get bitter like this.
it'll happen to you. it did me and just about everyone.
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE
|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
.”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT'S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE
MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.
>>391566
>>391557
>>391537
Big mistake
>>>/co/77873137
>>391595
My Cadians enter from the Northwest.
>>391618
The implications of this picture disgust me.
>>391630
It's ok Pearl
Just
Lie down a bit
and try not to cry
>>391537
>>391569
How old are you? And how old were you when it happened to you?
>>391639
yep.
>>391662
millennial is as i'm willing to go if your asking about age.
and the answer to the other is 4
>>391618
Faggot Steven is the worst AU possible.No other Highschool AU can beat this autism.
>>391675
fuck, me at 18 was a blast.
me after 2009 is where it went downhill.
>>391653
But I haven't even finished my shooting phase!
why are pearlfags always so sad ?
>>391699
Their mom won't fuck them.
>>391699
Only the ones who don't capitalize any of their letters are sad.
>>391673
Ah, it was different for me. Around my teen years I just stopped caring.
>>391693
>implying that x doesn't get a save
ey fuck you you fucking HFY faggot he paid 14 points for each of those guys
>>391699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgkgTA7COkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEFp7kR5K-A
because pearl.
>>391722
>>391439
Oh shit! /sug/, you know you wanna do it...
GOTTA GET BACK
Pearlfags-Depression machines
Coldteas-Bad luck magnets
Freaks-Masochists
This is one bizzare fandom.
>>391727
What's the save on an X again? I rolled a three in my post there for my flamer, this is for the lasrifle.
DO YOU WISH TO ENGAGE IN GAY SEX ¿
What will she make him dream about?
>>391699
there's only like 2 of them that won't stop fucking posting, the rest of us are happy pearlfags
>>391439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgdu4ZXDjZo
>>391778
thank you for describing me as a depression machine i'm really trying here.
oh my god.
I want to nibble on Lars' ear while I give him a handjob.
>>391852
But he's a cUck.
>>391778
What started Freaks?
>>391874
I'm sure they'd let him join in.
>>391877
A piece of fanart some faggot latched on to where Jasper refers to herself as a freak. The rest just followed him
I guess that means we're both memes :v)
Wait til I get back on /co/ they wont know how to react and they have to deal with all the brutal suffering pearl posts.
>>391901
We're great!
Fucking cheeto gem.
On a side note i'm really digging these jasper rape pearl fanfics where they go into pretty good detail about the after effects of going to hard.
It's little touch's like those that let me know that these authors aren't just treating the characters like sex objects.
Again this is all throwing out the logic of why gems want to fuck like humans to begin with. [shut up about rose she was waaaaaay different.]
Joy Division fucking sucks too jeez.
>>391960
Where are all the lewds with Greg and his gem harem?
>>391894
You mean this?
L E A K
>>391986
Yes.
>>391987
WOAH
>>391894
I think you mean the fapfic I wrote several months back
http://pastebin.com/v6jkqHmi
>>391987
It's like we're back to 2014
where are my fellow fang fags?
I deleted my folder by accident. :c
Post them fangs.
>>392059
On my phone, but I'll do what I can mate
>>392073
>>392078
>>392080
>>392059
Here you go m80.
>>392087
>>391076
>no malachite
reminder to not post Lapis
she takes lives
just got back, got my results
all I can say is I hope I get to watch the end of s2b, with you guys ofc
cause I got none left, nothing left, and not much time left
but all I want is for you guys to put a /freak/ in your In Memoriam along with cold tea and pearlfapper so at least my shitposting and waifufagging was worth the effort.
>>392142
>kill this anon
>kill this meme
>kill me
>>392145
Back from what?
>>392151
>laptis
kill this now
Can anyone post the creepy comic of Pearl kinda raping Peridot, please?
Anyone here remember screech anon
>>391800
i just read the text after ignoring it for the first ten times
lol
Time to fill the spaces /sug/:
___ should sexual ___ while ___ watches
>>392163
Nope
>>392162
I'm not posting all that, here's the source though
http://ooo11.tumblr.com/post/131963324789/people-asked-what-was-up-with-the-peridot-and
>>392180
Pearl should sexual Did Nothing while Wrong watches
Can someone tell me who Cold Tea was and what happened to him?
>>392180
steven (preferably older)
all the gems (except pearl)
pearl
>>392191
thank you
>>392180
The sentence wouldn't even make sense no matter what we try anyway.
>>391984
They're out there, just a bit scarce.
>>392180
I should sexual NO ONE while NOBODY watches
>>392196
He never existed in the first place
>>392180
Reading a fanfic with the line "pearl then raped amethyst sullenly"
i'm doing the right thing here i feel like.
>>392180
Me no speac engrish
>>392195
>>392162
>>392191
NONSENSE
I CAN MAKE THIS WORK
>>392180
Lapis should sexual jasper while peridot watches
why is lapis so ugly lol
>>392196
His name originated from a song. That song in particular we project onto Lapis. Therefore, he's a Lapisfag that projected a song onto Lapis and we call him "Cold Tea" because of it. And he, like all Lapisfags, are depressive.
>>392239
please do not talk about my goddess that way
>>392180
Steveonnie should sexual Mrs Maheswaran while Mr Maheswaran watches
Can you imagine anything more depressing than being a Lapisfag? Even Freaks have a happier life in comparison.
>>392239
heard you talkin' shit
>>392265
Pearl has it worse anyways.
>>392265
Lapisfags are natural disasters.If you put a few in a building it will probably collapse.
MY TEA'S FUCKING COLD
GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T SEE SHIT
NOT A GREAT LOSS THO, EVERYTHING'S EALR GREY SHIT OUTSIDE
YOUR PHOTO'S COOL THO
Freaks are disgusting they're probably covered in hair and smell like piss and shit.
Pearl is Thirsty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EtBeRYJVDE
>>392196
He was an anon that posted the lyrics of Thank You with Lapis images. He was struggling with a heroine addiction and no one has seen him since the summer hiatus. We all assume he went to meet Lapis in heaven.
>>392283
>Freaks are disgusting
just like anybody
>covered in hair
true
>smell like piss and shit
nope, I'm clean as clean can be
>>392275
>Pearl: Being a knight and, in some cases, a lover for thousands of years. Get your lover stolen by a human after all that time.
>Lapis: Imprisoned for thousands of years; the only happiness she witnessed was from a 10 year old boy, which only lasted about half a day.
They both have it pretty rough, /sug/.
>>392293
>heaven
*Homeworld
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
Why does Connie look like a turtle? I swear she looks like Manuelita.
>Someone mentions Lapisfags directly
>Thread instantly gets sad
Goddamn it. Every time.
>>392297
>>392309
phew, thank fucking God indexer, I needed that pic in larger res
>>392317
10/10 sarcasm. Not him/her, by the way.
Lapis is going to come back and be happy and Cold Tea is going to come into /sug/ alive and well and the sky will open up with trumpets and rays of blinding light.
Do you think Cold Tea liked Thank You ft Eminem or just with Dildo herself?
He needed to get better taste, that song is shit.
>>392299
Laptis has a shot at happiness that will last a lot longer than pearls.
Pearl has a waiting game and a duty to steven to see if either homeworld kills him or an age related death.
imagine having to live through his first human lifetime not knowing which half of his parents he inherited?
if he managed to make it 5000 years before dying the result is still the same.
Reminder that lapis is older than peridot and maybe even japser
>>392306
This is why you get for waifuing a gem who's only redeemable feature is her tragedy
Like who even cares man I'm glad he's dead I wish I could single-handedly kill all Lapisfags, one less group annoying me in these threads.
>>391238
For a country that make expensive guns, do they not how to operate anymore?
>>392338
To be honest, Steven will probably become Lapis's everything when this is all over. Sooner or later, though, he's going to move on and leave her. He'll have his own family, probably his own place, and now she's stuck with the Crystal Gems. I can see that going bad really fast, unless she has reconciled with them a bit.
>>392341
Maybe she's been strapped into the mirror shortly after she was created. Considering the cg are old as all fuck and they didn't know she even was a sentient gem.
and Jasper gave her shit and Peridot doesn't even remember her
So that'd make her only 1000+ yo, just a bit more than Amy
>>392317
Didn't indexer referred to himself as a god in the last thread?
>>392163
I forgot until now.
>>392324
>Not him/her
you can call me they ;)
>>392364
That sounds fucking retarded since Lapis would be more used to being a mirror if that was true.
Also the mirror can show anything that Lapis has seen and Pearl used it to teach Gem History, so it's implied Lapis has lived for a long ass time.
>>392163
I've been lurking since Steven the sword fighter.
I seen a lot, I forgot all about little things like that but I remember them.
>>392363
>laptis pretty much lives for herself and by extension steven.
>laptis after everything is said and done could have peace.
>pearl is a revolutionary who was burned and still takes it on the chin everyday until the answer comes on whether or not her reason for living will die on her again.
>fuck you greg
>>392282
I love meekbot art.
I hope all the drawfriends are doing well, even if they moved on.
Thank you for the good times.
>>392370
A large ego and autism don't mix, he does something that to him people can't live without. This causes him to develop a god complex.
>>392331
>;_; guy renames his collection with smily faces
Are these threads made up of /sug/'s finest or most terrible?
>>392363
Pearl's entire fucking race is being a slave
>>392275
Pearl has Steven. Lapis doesn't.
>>392397
Pearl has a chance at happiness too. She just needs to get over Rose. Not forget her, just stop being on her clit all the time. Steven might help her with that, since she had to grow up mentally with Rose gone.
>>392370
That was the "fake" indexer.
>>392434
you don't get to pick when someone is ripped away from you, and especially when it's a long term relationship.
an answer like that sounds like it'd come from someone who'd ghost someone in a relationship.
>>392390
Literally the opposite then
If she was younger then she wouldn't as used as being a mirror. If she was as old as you try to imply then she's been a mirror pretty much all her life.
Pearl says they found it at the galactic whatever and asks the mirror to show that to Steven. We just don't know when or how for long she's been there or trapped.
>>392435
And Lapisabuser will come back from the grave and Zuke will finally respond to my tweets, but none of that'll ever happen.
>>392434
wrong reply
>>392437
neither in the normal way and both in the 4chan way
>>392331
>and Cold Tea is going to come into /sug/ alive and well
Come on anon... I post cold tea still because I know he's dead and I miss him, but nothing's going to bring him back. We have to accept all the bad things that happen in the world and that we can't change them.
>>392458
Ghost someone? Anyway, yeah, she was hurt by Rose being taken from her, but it's also good for her because now she'll become more independent. It's all up to her, people can only help her so much.
>>392460
If being a mirror is everything you've ever known why would you be so desperate to break free? Why would Lapis know about what the CGs have done?
She was in the mirror for 5000 years. Lapis could be 10000 years and spending half your life in a mirror is fucked up.
>>392482
>helping myself to this vodka.
I didn't come here to be sad, I came to post my waifu.
>>392524
Post
U r all beautiful cinnmons rolls pls do NOT commit suicide!!! ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
>>392536
TUMBLR! Please stay, we need some cutesy retarded shit right now.
Best AU
>>392552
u r so right anon ^-^
uguuuuuuuu~~~~~
>>392600
SUGOI DESU
I just wish we all were dead.
>>392484
>Why would Lapis know about what the CGs have done?
What does she know? When was it implied she lived for that long?
>>392610
So do I anon, so do I. Atleast then I don't have to put up with this hiatus.
>>392145
Its ok frontal lobe anon i'll always remember you , for you kept me entertained in these cold winter's of hiatus .
>>392621
Why do you think she dislikes them so much? It's not because they had her mirror for so long. Lapis warns Steven about them and tells him that they don't care about other gems, just Earth.
The fact she's used as a tool for teaching Gem History should clue you in to the fact that she's old as fuck.
So... Someone posted this in /co/'s Triple Fusion thread.
What hath God wrought?
Alrighty then. Got a few deliveries from yesterday.
>>380979
Wasn't sure how to make it really read as Steven, so tried the star eyes. Not sure if that helped or hurt it.
>>392145
Wait what, what happened?
>>392665
Fuck you.
>>392554
oh yeah
>>392668
>>382509
Second. I've done so many fucking peridots.
>>392370
You forgot to kill yourself, image.jpg
Please fix this mistake
>>392675
Hey, I'm not the one who made it.
>>392283
Just the way they like it ;)
>>392700
But you went through the hassle of properly naming it "Annoying Little Shits WIP"
This seem incongruous
>>392687
>>388692
Third. Also have a version without the face marks if people want it. Just felt it was better to leave a bit more of Hisoka since it allowed for a silly reference.
>>392412
Meek is my favorite artist seeing their art makes my day 100% better
>>392726
>>382689
And tried something a bit different for the last one. Since it would have been too much work to remove all the hair and everything, I decided to just make a whole new vector.
Got something of a template for it now if people want ones of this with other Gems.
>>392724
My image-grabbing script grabs the image name.
And besides, why the offense?
>>392668
Thank you man.Your edits are amazing
>>392690
Sorry I'm not a Lapisfag
Why don't we talk about Perifags and their problems. All of them are fucking gay and stupid and have a meme nya waifu.
Do you have a favorite drawfag?
>>392759
You did it again
Please remember to hang yourself next time after posting, image.jpg anon
>>392777
Scribble/discount-supervillain.
>>391984
Why limit himself to Gems?
>>392724
>Perifags get THIS upset when their waifu is called out
>>392777
DRAWENDO
>>392777
tag
One day the old drawfags will return, right?
>>392780
Did what again?
>>392772
are you the same anon that is trying to make hating zuke a meme? just curious
>>392809
No I just want everyone to know that Perifags are all stupid. Zuke is my irl waifu even if she doesn't return my texts.
>>392801
fucked up
That's what you did
Do you have any fence you can impale yourself on nearby?
Reminder that Indexer is a Pearlfag and that explains a lot.
>>392888
>indexer likes Pearl
I don't really care about him, but I appreciate what he does and I couldn't care less about who he likes.
>>392840
Fucked up what?
