Lenny Games #177. First 24.
Yukkuri Reimu
Sunset
an alcoholic Fyxe
Eggman-kun
>>3907127
Naoe Yamato
Reigen Arataka
>>3907127
Francesca
Irisu!
>>3907127
Envy
Ruby Rose
Demonz
X7-10
Vic Viper
Koyomi Araragi
>>3907144
Boop
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>3907127
Yuubari
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Yukico-tan
Ice cream Islam
>>3907127
King Kaito
Mikan Tsumiki
Agent Dale Cooper
Elh Melizee
Lord Beerus
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>3907172
I love you.
>>3907076
>Tfw nobody misses your games
>>3907179
I love you.
Kino.
>>3907146
>>3907085
>you rinse my hair
>the evil spirit comes out of my body
It looks like this : http://orig10.deviantart.net/1b2b/f/2011/069/8/1/eldritch_abomination_by_theparanoidfreak-d3bd86e.jpg
>mfw
>>3907179
where is your nose
>>3907177
>>3907179
Switch me for the closeted furry witch Lenny
>>3907184
H-hey that's coming on a little strong don't you think?
Natsuki Subaru
>>3907196
Honnouji was aight.
>>3907197
>>3907200
>>3907213
>Shoots you all
>>3907214
D-Do not!
>>3907174
>kissu
>>3907199
Alright, now that I have lured the evil spirit out of hiding...
DIVINE SALT SPRAY!
>He begins spraying salt everywhere, which he pulls from his pockets.
>>3907218
You look really feminine nowadays Subaru... You're not starting a transition, aren't you?
We said you only had to PRETEND being a cute anime girl online, not become one yourself...
>>3907220
>Implying that was me
>Implying I give a shit if people liked my games or not
>>3907245
but you use that reaction image with the same filename
>>3907242
I figured it would be a lot easier if I became a cute girl myself. I don't want to give off the wrong impression that I'm not a guy, so what better way to do that then to b cute?
>>3907245
stop being tsun
MSE.
Welp, I missed a Lenny Game...
>>3907233
Hum... are you sure this is going to work, he's like really massive
>the abomination crumbles into pieces after being touched by the salt.
Oh! I guess it was a snail spirit of something...
>>3907196
That's because you still host nigga. The game in that post are dead.
>>3907261
>>3907176
>>3907218
>>3907261
Swap please!
>>3907172
>>3907218
Thank you!
>>3907261
>>3907218
Be shkler in if you would please
>>3907253
>Not stealing reactions from /HG/
>>3907259
N-No, you.
>>3907231
Um...Th-Thanks?
>>3907261
Looks nice...
>>3907261
Let's kick some ass, jiggly dog woman. Good luck everyone.
>>3907271
>>3907272
>>3907277
I-I DON'T DESERVE YOUR KINDNESS!
>>3907261
Ready.
>>3907258
Well, I guess you're right. Girls have it a lot easier than boys in the dating marker... but where are you going to fine a cute lesbian neet girl now? It's way more rare than a plain one...
>>3907284
PLEASE MARRY ME, MIKAN TSUMIKI!
>>3907261
I-I won't die right away this time!
>>3907261
Let's get started.
>>3907264
Evil spirits are naturally weak to certain salts.
>He grabs a hair drier and begins drying your hair.
That settles that. Your curse has been removed.
>>3907302
MA-MARRY YOU?! I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!
>>3907271
Done. Let's begin.
>>3907261
Good luck everyone!
>>3907279
>stealing reaction images then adding the same filename
>response more than 30 seconds after you place your entry to a 7 minute old post in the last thread
yeah no that's you looking for attention.
>>3907317
Well thank you, it was quick and painless. How much do I owe you?
>>3907330
Give me this~
>>3907300
Aren't normal neet girls technically lesbians?
>>3907330
You can have it. I don't really need cheat codes anyways.
>>3907330
>
>>3907336
>He takes off his gloves and puts away his equipment.
Five bucks, give or take a little. I'm not too stern about my prices.
>>3907335
You have the right to state your opinion just like I have the right to call it full of shit.
>>3907336
Don't read this one out of context, kids.
>>3907290
Yeah, but you're getting it anyway.
>Tfw you're two seconds too slow.
>>3907329
Hey nurse, how about you marry me?... Ah, that's a joke.
>>3907330
Always running... Always..
>>3907359
Ok, Hoshi.
>>3907359
>implying that's an opinion
>i have no evidence to disprove that so i'm just going to call you full of shit
>>3907329
W-we can g-get to know eachother...
>>3907360
I wonder how everyone is doing... I miss those guys..
>>3907356
Why would they be lesbian?
I mean, aren't they spending all day masturbating to fujobaits?
>>3907357
>Hands you ten bucks
It's for the shampoo, my hair smells nice now. Thanks again.
>f reigen arataka
>f yuukuri reimu
>f yuubari
>>3907357
>>3907360
Don't take it personal, I needed a little bit of practice with this thing.
>>3907360
>Tries to pick up a boulder
>Breaks an arm
>>3907360
What the fuck Lenny....
>>3907366
Please don't make jokes like that...
>>3907380
...Ho-How do I know this isn't a trick? ho-how do I know you aren't going to throw Chili...o-or Mayonnaise at me?
>>3907360
I don't know how to fish...
>>3907393
You think your pathetic ambush is gonna kill a homunculi like me?! What morons!
>>3907393
I guess that's what happen when you spen your day drinking....
>>3907406
Hey, I'm just saying.
>>3907360
Only the freshest kiwis for meewi!
>>3907366
Wait a minute....yeah, I do deserve it! I'm the best there ever was or ever will be!
>>3907391
Of course I'm not! That stuff is gross and extreme disproportional! You should know that just by looking at that horrible art!
>>3907391
>He pockets the bill, but hands you a five back.
I am stern about my prices when it comes to situations like this, however. Please do not overpay me for my work.
>>3907396
I will assume that it was the influence of an evil spirit that caused you to attack me like that.
>>3907425
I-I'll fix it eventually....
>>3907425
Where the hell is everyone?! I can't even find a person to hunt!
>>3907409
I am going to smear mayonnaise on you..then slowly lick it off ~
>>3907425
It's not home but I guess it'll work.
>>3907393
>sleeps in the tree
>>3907425
You really need to be more careful.. whatever you are
>f francesca
>f eggman-kun
>f vic viper
>f koyomi araragi
>f demonz
>>3907393
Ah hey, I didn't know you were a mechanic!
>>3907409
A-ah, sorry, my jokes are normally terrible.
>>3907425
G-guys stop repairing me, I'm functioning just fine!
>>3907432
Hahaha, then don't say that next time if you truly believe that.
>>3907425
I've fought you enough times to know how to kill vampires Araragi, I don't know why this is so foreign to you.
>>3907466
They're a bunch of bitches Ruby, a bunch of bitches.
>>3907458
>Steals the mayo jar
Like, thanks anon I needed it!
>>3907425
Oi, you idiot! Just ask if you need something, don't go around killing your friends to get the things you need!
>>3907435
What evil spirits?
>>3907458
Let me lick it off too! I love mayonnaise!
>>3907476
I always tried that shit when I was a kid. It never worked.
>>3907466
I can't see a damn thing! Where the hell am I?..
>>3907466
You guys can do all the work. I need my beauty sleep.
>>3907471
America already gave me this talking to. If it weren't for him I'd still be thinking I'm worthless, but he said fake it until you make it.
>>3907417
What was that now?
>>3907466
I the morning I'll have a massive hangover that's for sure
>>3907479
Forgot pic
>>3907473
>>3907466
I don't see any dogs though.
>>3907478
Surely you've noticed their effects. This place is absolutely swarming with them.
>>3907479
Farewell, miss. Please come again if you require another exorcism. I give discounts to regulars.
>>3907488
>We all did.
>>3907480
Like, I'm sorry. I used it all for this sandwich...
>>3907506
Silver Chariot!
>>3907479
It's hard to get into the mindset of a girl. I know I'm not all mentally here, but women are a lot worse than men. They're all over the place.
>>3907506
I'll find you guys and kill every single on of you shags.
>>3907506
YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS HUMANS ALWAYS HAVE TO UNITE TO KILL ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMETHING SO UNFAIR EVEN PASSES IN A PLACE LIKE THIS!
>>3907458
Wh-Why? you'd be ruining perfectly fi-fine mayonnaise b-by rubbing it all over trash like me!
>f lord beerus
>f heiwajima shizuo
>f natsuki subaru
>f envy
>>3907510
>He pats her head
You're too innocent for this place.
>>3907506
Nice job team!
>>3907518
Do me a favor and cut that sandwich in half. I want to taste the creation of a sandwich god.
>>3907466
I think it's better to just go with whatever is tossed at us..
>>3907499
>Hugs.
You're not worthless to me little bro! Even if you get free room and board and you raise rats...
>>3907506
G-guys please don't turn on each other.
>>3907540
Oh, hey little red!
>>3907550
Like, all right!
>Cuts the sandwich in half
>hands you one
Like, here you go!
>>3907529
Women all over the place... You mean here?
Well, I'm not too sure. Many androgyneous people here... and I'm sure I noticed some suspecious bulge on that girl >>3907179
>f irisu
>>3907458
>>390753
>I am going to smear mayonnaise on you..then slowly lick it off ~
Is there a line for this? I want in!
>>3907540
Well an evil spirit just got removed out of many body but this guy >>3907146
You should come see him, if you have one yourself!
>>3907590
With this grape, I'm going to make my own wine...
God, I'm so thirsty...
>>3907541
I guess that's a good thing.
>>3907590
Why are you chasing me?!
>>3907555
Now that you've mentioned it, I don't think a useless man could successfully tame rats. That takes some major skill in animal training and willpower. They've almost overthrown me twice already. but being the kind god I am I let them live.
>>3907573
>he eats the whole thing in one bite in a very cartoon-ish way
I think you've messed up on this. There's not nearly as much mayo as there needs to be.
>>3907590
That was easier than I expected
Boom, bitches.
>>3907582
What bulge? All I see is a girl with blue eyes and a sad face.
>>3907609
It really isn't, if you stay here too long that innocence will fade from your eyes. Stay safe Rube.
>>3907623
>>3907590
I didn't injure myself! It's to get to a panel..
>>3907613
Jesus man... I'm going to have to do something about them aren't I?
>>3907623
It's always so pretty...
>>3907624
Just wait until she gets up...
O-On her legs I mean!
>>3907623
Did I leave that there...?
>>3907613
Like, what? I evenly spread the Mayo with both the Dijon Mustard in like, a way that complimented the Roast beef, Turkey, ham, chicken, and bacon!
Feast time.
>>3907623
I never get this thing.
How did x7-10 even GET an explosive? It seems like events are completely random and disjointed/unconnected, didn't a different character get an explosive?
>>3907623
>>3907651
Wow X7-10! I didn't know you killed innocent people for fun! How're you gonna tell their families?! It must've been fun huh?!
>>3907538
What about whipped cream? Caramel? You can lick it off yourself. That would turn me on.
>>3907666
>steals Satan's food and runs
>>3907666
It would be a very unwise decision.
>>3907684
Like, this looks like a great place!
>>3907626
I'll be alright, I can handle any problem thrown at me!
>>3907666
I think I'll eat later.
>f mikan tsumiki
>f sunset
>f naoe yamato
>f jean pierre polnareff
>>3907646
I'm a competent lord. They do and say everything I say, so I think I have control over this situation. If it ever gets out of hand, then you're going to have to run far away from your house.
>>3907650
...Who let that girl have a bulge in her pants and why?
>>3907655
You did well, but there is always room for improvement. Mayo is a keep element in almost every food item out there, so you need to use a bit extra to get the great taste out of it.
life is hard by the yard but by the inch life's a cinch!
>>3907680
Wh-Why do you want to lick thing-things off of me? wh-what's wrong with you?
>>3907674
You gotta ask Brant Steele or someone.
>>3907737
I want Eila to fall into my pit
>>3907737
I want X7-10 to fall into my pit.
>>3907666
W-what am I going to do with this..?
>>3907706
Uhmm.. Thanks? I can't actually use these though..
>>3907716
S-speak? They can't actually do that right? Because I might have to call the government in on this one if they can...
>>3907737
Help! Help!... Please help?
>>3907716
What is with you and mayo? That sandwich was like, perfection..
>>3907737
I'm unsure who to root for...
>>3907706
>drunkily chases the chocolate girl
>>3907716
The hell I know. Who let me have a snout and sureffective puberty?
The universe is strange....
>>3907737
Sorry about that earlier chase... I was drunk.
>>3907750
You want her to fall into your asshole?
Dude that's some kinky shit.
>>3907750
>>3907751
>f x7-10
>f eila ilmatar juutilainen
>>3907750
>>3907751
wat
>>3907762
You're the dude that explain jokes at parties, right?
>>3907772
>catfishes
>>3907772
I don't think we're going to find anyone...
Someone found Jesus at the bottom of a bottle.
>>3907801
kek
>>3907801
ICE CREAM ISLAM
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>>3907753
Don't you dare call the government in on my citizens! They've done nothing to deserve that...yet!
>>3907758
Maybe to you, but to me Mayo is perfection, and it needs a little more to make is holy.
>>3907760
You know Fyxe, I'm sure you'd actually be cute if you weren't such a furball. It's a shame you got those kinds of genetic when you were born.
>>3907801
Chocolate milk killed me?
>f ruby rose
>f an alcoholic fyxe
Winner next slide, place your bets.
>>3907731
It's very intimate and erotic. YOu want people to NOT ignore you, right? That's one way to do it.
>>3907822
Ice cream islam!
>>3907811
You may not be attracted to me, but come on, I'm cute!
R-Right?
Please say it... I don't want to deal with these insecurities again... that's why I started showing off my breasts.....
>>3907801
Ah, just patching some wires and such..
>>3907811
.... I'm calling them. I'm definitely calling them! That's really scary!
>>3907822
Ah, I think this is agreeable..
>>3907811
Like, you have Issues, man...
>>3907822
Let's go with the Chocolate milk fairy.
>>3907822
Behead the icecream fucker that killed me!
>>3907750
>>3907835
...On-One way I'd really don't want to do...I-I have bad experiences with those kinds of things.
Your winner is...
>>3907881
FUCK
>>3907872
Can you put on that light blue hoodie? You look cute in it.
>>3907881
That's more like it!
Congratulation Yukico!
And thanks for hosting Lenny!
>>3907879
Let me guess..Candle wax?
>>3907854
Come on Fyxe, you don't need to show off your womanhood to feel secure. You've got a personality a man would gladly die for!
>>3907856
Like they would believe you anyways. The government won't take a robot seriously when he's calling in about rats.
>>3907859
Why's that, man? All I'm trying to do is help you out with your sandwich making skills.
>>3907881
I was slightly worried there for a second.
Congratulations Yucky-tan, and thanks for hosting Lenny.
>>3907881
Some moron I don't care about. It'd be better if she died too...
Thanks for playing everyone.
>>3907891
>>3907893
I only wear things for Takeshita.
>>3907901
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3907901
Thank you for hosting.
>>3907881
Like, Congrats, Yukico-tan! Could I get some chocolate milk?
Thanks for hosting, Lenny!
>>3907899
A sandwich is like, variety. A combination of various elements in order to create the perfect food. Using too much of one element is like, bad.
>>3907898
Ye-Yes...an-and I really do-don't want a repeat of that, eve-even if it's with fo-food...I-It'd probably trigg-trigger some sort of flashback or something...yo-you know, like with war veterans...PTSD.
>>3907891
Can I dip my cookies in you? Thanks for hosting again.
>>3907901
Thank you for having me.
>>3907899
That's what they say... then they hand me over a paperbag and tell me to put it on my head.
Maybe they're paperbag fetishists I don't know....
>>3907881
.... This is such a let down... I'm such a let down..
>>3907891
Congratulations Yukico!
Thank you very much for hosting Lenny!
>>3907899
.... Yes they would, I'm a robot, I don't lie!
>>3907820
It could be worse.
>>3907907
Uhh, I'm Takeshita! Big secret, huh?
>>3907917
>A Elh cookie spawns from nowhere.
>>3907901
Thanks for the game
>>3907901
Worst girl wins
>>3907929
>Smooch
>>3907935
No you're not.
>>3907914
Then explain why people always want stuff like extra bacon and extra tomatoes! Perfection isn't an objective term, unless we're talking about women!
>>3907926
That's a dumb fetish if you ask me, but I'm not one to judge.
Look Fyxe, you're good the way you are. There's no need to change yourself all because a few people don't like animals.
>>3907927
You don't sound like a robot, do they won't be incline to believe a word you say.
Face it Kaito, I've won here. I'll always win.
>>3907916
...I am truly sorry to hear that, Miss Tsumiki and I apologize if it brings up bad memories.
>>3907953
No, but I am! Look at me and my giant tits!
>>3907951
Chitoge?
>>3907961
I know one of two things about fucked up people, so a paperbag fetish wouldn't surprise me.
Though, Those are kind words, especially coming for you. Thanks!
>hugs
>>3907961
Because, some area's don't put enough of something on a sandwich! Plus, like, some folks don't know much about how to create the perfect sandwich!
>>3907970
Where?
>>3907961
Then I'll just have to lock you in the basement and burn the house down.
>>3907992
Right here!
>shows you my bare tits
>>3907969
I-Its fine...I-I'll just repress it...li-like everything else.
guys
what is this
>>3907987
>he mumbles about always being a good person, and then something about suffocating
>>3907988
Subjective! It's all subjective, dammit!
Man, who died and made you sandwich king anyways?
>>3908000
Good luck with that. I already made the rats dig out a secret passage way to the outside world. You'll never kill them all.
>>3908024
A kidney?
>>3907929
How?
>>3907946
>picks up and carries away
>>3908030
Like, the previous sandwich king.
>he laughs
>>3908046
Like, what if it was battery acid instead?
>>3908013
W-What are you doing?!
>>3908024
That's a bladder stone, anon!
>>3908057
Now will you put on that hoodie?
>>3908047
Wrong! There's no such thing as a sandwich king! I made it all up to catch you in your web of lies!
>>3908030
Herrr... sorry about that. I still got my old habits from the snu-snu squad, when I was in the army.
>>3908030
There is one way..
Tracksuit, I'm going to kick you out.
>>3908024
Potato
>>3908068
I-I don't have it on me!
>>3908071
Like, that was a joke...
>>3908014
But sometimes you should talk about it if you really need to get it off your chest. Bottled up sorrow isn't good for you.
>>3908056
I'd rather not think about that. I just want to dip my cookies in some fresh cold milk.
I don't want to have to host again...anyone else want to go?
>>3908081
Then I just showed you my super real tits for nothing.
>>3908074
What's snu-snu mean?
>>3908077
If you kick me out then you kick all the rats out too. You wouldn't want that now would you?
>>3908091
I know it was, and you took it hook, line, and sinker! I tell ya, I'm getting better at making these jokes.
>>3908096
Don't force yourself Lenny. You're too kind, we can survive without a game for a moment.
>>3908095
How many cookies do you have?
>>3908079
Well, the kidney and bladder are connected, so maybe...somehow, a Kidney stone got stuck in the Bladder~...bu-but if it's not that, I-I dunno...
>>3908092
We-Well I know that...I-I'm no psychiatrist but i know that much.
>>3908111
Just...Try to hang in there, Miss Tsumiki. I believe in you!
>>3908110
On me at the moment? Well i just ate one so...no more.
>>3908107
Like, I'm just gonna go make some more sandwiches...
>>3908096
You deserve a rest, Lenny. You've hosted, like, 3 times in a row.
>>3908091
>>3908107
It's a code for a lethal technique only used by highly gifted individuals. I don't think you want to experience it... but you can say I'm a natural born killer.
>>3908107
Sure I would, it's easier to kill them of they're not in a big group.
>>3908097
T-They weren't even real!
>>3908151
But your love for me, the real Takeshita, is!
>>3908135
It's gone? I was just about to bring you milk if you had enough left!
>>3908138
Put more mayo on it and I'll gladly eat all of it this time!
>>3908140
I don't know what you're saying, but it can't be any worse than all the other deaths I've had. I'm sure I could power through whatever it is.
>>3908142
You misunderstand. The rats I have are a community. We move as one, like any other gaggle of friends.
I want to fucking die
>>3908182
Like, I'm all out...
>>3908184
I can help you.
>>3908176
I really don't need it now. Thanks though.
>>3908197
How can you be all out of Mayo but have enough stuff for another sandwich!?
>>3908163
I will shoot myself if you're the real Takeshita. That's how sure I am that you are a poser.
>>3908184
>>3908184
En-Ending life just like that is a terrible thing t-to do!
Pl-Please don't waste your life!
>>3908182
It's usually a very pleasurable death... that's why it's so powerful... I learned it when I was still a rookie, in the joy divisions.