/tf2g/ - team fortress 2 GAY edition
discuss your gay ass shit here
dotsy isn't cute
im gay
>meditation music
you guys breathe memes, holy shit
third for meditation music
are animes gay
my battery life may be 99% but i feel dead inside
name 3 things in life that would be cool to achieve
make some nice music
create a utopian virtual reality that can interface directly with your brain
peacefully end the existence of the human race
take a really massive dump
get some fucking peaceful sleep would be cool to achieve
looking at 4chan probably isn't going to help
>>3903231
>make some nice music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>create a utopian virtual reality that can interface directly with your brain
soon
>peacefully end the existence of the human race
result of 2)
>take a really massive dump
eat big, get enough fiber with that
>>3903272
the fact that there is literally people right outside the window doing as much noise as they possibly can isnt helping either
>>3903292
okay let me revise the first one to "feel even the slightest degree of motivation to do anything ever at some point, hopefully to the end of finally making some music instead of just imagining it"
>>3903325
do you have the soft and hardware to make music yet
get some theory books
schedule an hour every day for doing your practice, don't ever do anything else in that hour
i find that motivation is just very temporary, you have to make a habit
if it's a habit of yours to practice one hour every day you won't need motivation for it, you'll need motivation to not do your practice
>>3903415
i'm bad at getting in a habit too but okay, i'll try it
im gay af
naw ur not
what do you need that bigass graph for
>111/6 = 18.5
im about twice as gay as you to be honest, jogadore
it shows me how my connection to the server is
i made a toggle to show it when i press tab
>4k damage as sniper
you may be gayer but my dick is bigger
its not gonna be so big when im done with it
UGGHHGGGGSHUTUPWHYISEVERYONEMAKIMGSOMUCHNOISEIJUSTWANTTOFUCKINGSLEEPFORONEGODDAMNHOURHOLYSHIT
better start working on it now
or youll never finish it
im gonna put a sleeping spell on you
*kisses your eyelids*
just don't open them again
oh shit this was the dying spell with aoe
fuck
hey can i have your id pls
i want you to cast that spell on me every night
ive never had a more peaceful sleep
you know some really good magic
>>3903575
why did you censor your name
pussy
>>3907757
im a who anyway
>>3908739
no
youre a fucking pussy
>///<
*is sad*
Stand up, go to a mirror. act like you are drawing a pistol and then say
"POW, haha"
i made a reddit account
there were some posts i wanted to report
did they get deleted
yes!
nice
thanks
i try
pootis XDDD
boodis :DDD
what kinda posts did you want to get deleted
all of them
there were two
one was porn in a music subreddit
i dont want to say what the other one was
you are a strange little fellow, buddy
now i want to know even more what the other one was
it wasn't anything interesting really
do you not want to say it because you are ashamed of browsing that subreddit
n
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:e
。。
の
:く
(*˘へ˘*).｡.:*
;w;
:DDD
dont get a job it kills you
i wasnt planning on it
but if you get a job that kills you, you wont have to kill yourself
yes but i would rather be the one that ends my life
i dont want some petty manager to have that previlage
TESING
>>3902787
R.I.P tf2chan
why does this happen
what do i get if im searching for gay sex on YOU
i'm about to sort my music library for sixteen hours
wish me luck friends
ganbatte kudasai ^_^
shut up weeb
*shuts up*
(´・ω・`)
dotsy isn't cute
*awoos a little*
*awoos A LOT*
i HAAAAATE weebs
I love being a weeb!
do you love me
OH SHIT THE UPDATE IS HERE
are you a weeb
i dont know
maybe
I don't know you well enough to say whether I love you or not, but I generally like everyone.
http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
post results
Oh.
>60 questions
nah
It only takes like ten minutes at the most.
holy shit those are some extreme results
i only got +/- 20% from the average
:s
be my bf?
No thanks.
oh
>>3927359
>everything below average
reminds me of me
>>3927922
you want to be above average?
why are all of the questions about "my culture"
lmao
the questions were stupid
>Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism. Core issue is an inability to resolve their codependent need for connection with their codependent fear of rejection and/or discomfort/anxiety around others.
>78%
ok nevermind that's actually pretty accurate
*appreciates you*
who
me
im the bes
>>3930846
lmao get on my level
>human Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. She tends to overreact to other people, and is often perceived as shallow and self-centered. Core issue is attention addiction.
do you hate me
no sorry i have a bully disorder
My results.
i dont know if i can even answer most of these questions honestly
i mean something like "i take unconventional paths" or whatever i may sometimes do and sometimes avoid completely
its just too vague to answer
>>3932502
you are supposed to choose the middle
which i did with most such questions
and with most questions about culture cause i dgaf
dygaf about me
but of course
o-oh
can results get more boring than yours
sorry for not being mentally ill
apology accepted
>tfw no mentally ill dependent bf
that doesnt sound nice
I NEED
A FUCKING
PYRO
>>>/fit/37826519
>>3941356
oh jesus fuck what the hell is that
im gonna take a nap
I think i really really like my tf2g crush
a fucking mosquito bit me in my sleep
i havent masturbated since friday
should i do it now or tomorrow
i really want to do it
cum in me
>>3902816
the cyan one looks like its going to be pic related later in life
>>3947851
dont you dare speaking shit
hi idiots
hey
gross
fuck my life aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah pretty much that
i think i might literally fucking kill mtselgf right now
why though?
no nevermind i will wait a little bit
dont ever kill yourself its not becoming
is scat bannable on /trash/? ive never seen any
That's because it's a shitty fetish. (I'm not sorry)
>its not becoming
wht did he mean by this
it's okay as a fetish
i dunno
>mfw this board gave me a scat fetish
th-thanks /trash/
you people are fucking sick
scat is not becoming
please dont be mean to me and the other guy who likes scat
>not becoming
what the fuck are you trying to say
hey i'm not fully into scat i just like some of it in relation to other fetishes i have
also "not becoming" is a legitimate phrase
this thread is full of gay retards
i would like to collect them in a mental hospital and give them handjobs with their sponge baths
what a dumb language
im going to allow it as long as you dont expect me to take a shit on your stomach on our honeymoon
no i would be too embarrassed to tell anybody about it
i would just really like putting my tongue in your butt
you can do that but only when im 100℅ clean
my salad smells weird
last time i eat vegetables
you probably made it like a retard
stop being a retard and make your salads right
okay
just dont shower right before because i still want to smell your sweaty butt
k.
does cutting your wrist actually make you feel good
how do i do it
i don't have razors, can i just use a regular knife?
please dont cut yourself
i care about you and i dont want you to do it
ive seen people cut up like zebras at mental hospitals and it made me feel awful for them, please take care of yourself
*needs*
>i care about you and i dont want you to do it
pffftt hahahahahah
just answer the questions
>>3955722
>99%
jesus christ
i dont know what its like to cut yourself
a lot of cutters heat up dull knives and slide the edge against their skin
but still dont do it
if you do it try to do it in places that aren't visible like your innermost thigh
nah hes lying
you should do it on your wrists like A MAN
only girls cut their thighs
My legs and butt feel sore after workout what to do?
why should i heat the knife up?
also im not manly and i wish i was a girl, plus people will very likely notice if i do it on the wrists so yea
you wouldnt cut you would burn yourself
I didn't even answer extreme agree/disagree for most of the questions
why the heck would i want to do that
people do it to feel pain.
why would you cut yourself?
but wh
thats not cutting yourself thats burning urself
doesnt cutting release endorphins or some shit or did i only get tricked by the internets
its feeling pain that does that. cutting is just a way to feel pain.
ive cut myself before
it does feel good, but you still shouldnt do it for obvious reasons
wrists or thighs
>obvious reasons
like what
my bodys health?
>"tf2gfu is typing a message"
>doesn't send it
oh
anime fucking sucks
i fucking suck
yeah that too
*fucking sucks*
>>3957741
*sucking fucks*
>tfw ded wifi
>tfw have to use data
>used almost all of it
>cant even play tf2
end my life pls
end my life too
>want to watch a series
>it isnt aired on tv where im from
>it isnt on netflix
what the hell am i supposed to do now
oh right! pirating!
thanks, internet!
nevermind all streaming sites are shit
cool
i guess anime will have to do
dotsy isn't cute
i ended up not cutting myself because im a little pussy bitch
i hate myself
>finger myself and see blood on it afterwards
0-0
Add me for gay RP https://steamcommunity.com/id/nonon_jakuzure_/
dotsy isn't cute
add me
id/my
>>3960082
when you cut, you basically say "you know what? this life is shit. gib endorphins" and its no different than doing drugs
brave people dont do drugs, cowards do
dont cut yourself please
it gets addicting and hurts your mind
seek out an internet friend or someone who could be your support, just dont leave yourself in the dark
drugs are fun
don't cut though
>seek out an internet friend
i wish i could
>inb4 id?
>>3961271
i love dis kitty
>not posting the thiccer version
i don't have it so i can't post it either though
dont give up
i know that sounded super cheesy but if you start cutting it will quickly eat away at you
i went through some shitty times myself
in grade 11 i used to cut and didnt have any friends and didnt talk to anyone until the middle of grade 12 when my mother caught me
i used to be pretty fucking suicidal, thinking about my dad's shotgun every day and how easy it would be for me to just pull the trigger
then i stopped and even though im still friendless, im not scared of talking to people
i know a lot of people say "o lol its a phase you will get over it" but its true, and you will have to trust me on that
just hold on to something or someone
i used to listen to a lot of metal and it kind of helped me for some reason
>leave soundcloud playing chill electronic music
>suddenly im listening to meme songs
https://soundcloud.com/whoatemymusic/this-is-nice-board
what the heck
>soundcloud
well there's your problem
https://soundcloud.com/pludsiesa/quak-quak
dear lord
what else can i use to listen to music easily on my phone that isn't soundcloud
google play music
bandcamp
an sd card with poweramp if you're using a decent android like you probably should be
desu i just convert youtube videos into mp3s and listen to them on the stock music player from my phone
>desu i just convert youtube videos into mp3s
reeeeeeeeeeeee
what do you mean
muh sound quality autism desu
>google play music
costs $$$ and doesn't have the music i want
>bandcamp
it yells at me asking for $$$ if i listen to the same stuff repeatedly
>poweramp
dont know what that is but my phone isnt really decent
>downloading videos from youtube
too lazy
oh that
it really makes no difference
and its not like high quality songs existed back in the 80's
^^poweramp is just my preferred music player but there's multiple that work and cost less (ie. they are free) but if you're too lazy to download stuff then you're kinda screwed
>its not like high quality songs existed back in the 80's
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sorry i meant to say black metal songs
i dunno what difference that makes when it comes to sound quality tho
im so fucking pissed off and bored i have no idea what to do
-computer is ded
-tv channels are ded
-no friends to hang out with
-house is 80% empty
-fridge only has leftovers in it
-i cant sleep
-its 4 AM
should i just end it right here?
eat leftovers and post boipucci so i can cum on it
i ate the leftovers
but im not going to post boipuccy
dam...
new berserk and jojo today
what anime do you watch this season
what are thoooose
>in b4 someone shouting at me for posting stream links
https://kissanime.to/Anime/JoJo-no-Kimyou-na-Bouken-Diamond-wa-Kudakenai/Episode-001?id=124401
https://kissanime.to/Anime/Berserk-2016/Episode-001?id=127353
>>3962816
>-i cant sleep
Exhale completely through your mouth
Close your mouth and inhale quietly through your nose to a mental count of four.
Hold your breath for a count of seven.
Exhale completely through your mouth to a count of eight.
This is one breath. Now inhale again and repeat the cycle three more times for a total of four breaths.
aiueo
aeiou
awoo
i think i just passed a kidney stone
ouu
uwu
why did human delet kiriikp
did he finally cuck him out of 26dollar
mfw i will never cucc somebody for $26
*gets a girlfriend so i can pay you to cuc me*
*pays you*
*fucks you instead*
noo im supposed to pay you
oh *buys you a skirt with your money*
cucked again heheh
mfw i will never be paid $26 to be forced into a skirt and lingerie against my will
https://pureaesthete.bandcamp.com/album/the-fountain-my-honey-lives-in-ep-03
what kind of skirt did you buy me? do i look cute in it?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B011KAZLQ6
& you look absolutely adorable in it
>>3968525
ナイス
お前の音楽の好みはやはりうまいだよね
post a lewd pic
real just for once
good one im gonna pretend thats you
what is this picture
ended up fapping to military porn
while having a buttplug in its ass?
no that would take too much time i like to do it quickly
oh my
that
faggot
needs my
do me quickly
what faggot needs your what
post dick
do you think death is intersting
how old you like to die
death is spooky
i hate living but i dont wanna die
death in itself would be very uninteresting because you would be dead
but what if i could be alive while also being dead
its pointless because even if you figure it out theres no way to tell others....
that
cum
what
aaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaa
aaaa
Aaaaaa aaa aaaaaaaaa
A Aa aaaaaaAaaaaaAAA
AAAa?
baby why im so lonely i want you but you dont want me
lmao what a fag
