Erp thread
Best boy edition
Previous >>3899724
>>3902631
Still waiting for that anon I was playing with to reply
third for impostor-kun pls go and stay go
>>3902625
I guess me actually expecting you to leave for a month makes me the idiot.
>>3902647
That's impostor-kun, and I said I'd leave HG for the month, never saying ERP, that's my loophole.
Sunset > Your waifu
>>3902669
>>3902640
Can you play with this instead then?
>The man approachs her throne and stares up, undoing his pants whilst making eye contact with the beautiful villian. His pants hit the floor and his erect meatpole bounces free to salute her.
>>3902673
Here we go again with anons being jealous about LD getting more attention from avas than them.
The fitness gram cummy test is a multistage sex position that progressively gets more difficult as daddy gets harder. The 20 meter cock will line up with your ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy. The riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as daddy gets worked up. Remember not to cum early or else daddy will spank you. After you hear daddy moan, then you can cum. The cowboy position will begin now. On your mark, Get ready, start for daddy!
>>3902639
Woah woah woah. You're not supposed to have one of those!
>>3902679
>>3902643
>>3902645
I don't need to hide!
I can talk to you anons <3
>>3902640
Sorry LD this is him, work picked up and I can't now but thanks for starting out anyways
>>3902647
A-Anzu..chan?
>>3902692
Don't worry, I'll protect you!
...
Somehow.
>Pats
>the anon was pissing off LD and starting shit just so he could leave and have LD worked up enough to ERP
He played us like a damn fiddle.
Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymorebut then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
>>3902692
Awww, you're so sweet, you cute frog girl!
>>3902720
fuck off adachi
>>3902717
All part of the master plan Kurisu
>>3902692
Tsuyu is the cutest! I'm going to marry Tsuyu!
>>3902710
Whaddya gotta protect me from?
I'm the hero here~!
>>3902721
Oh hush you!
>>3902717
I know that feeling, ma'am.
>>3902676
Fuck man I'm really gonna have to turn this one down I just got back from fucking throwing up okay I'm stressed as hell right now
Sorry man I'll play with you later I promise I just can't now
>>3902697
Oh alright
>>3902717
Well I got too worked up because I'm fucking sick now
>>3902720
>If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
O I AM LAFFIN
>>3902740
Nope, Tsuyu a cute. Never going to stop saying that unless you can make me!
Lord Dominator is a lord because they're a MAN
Where can I get hold of Lady Dominator?
Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it's on my iphone, but it's real. So, I'm gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle.
Rrrrrooooaarr!
>>3902738
I'unno about marrige anon.
>>3902746
KURISU PLEASE LET ME LICK YOU
>>3902754
Hmm, I think I see where this is going.
>>3902740
From the bad guys. Or something.
I'm the man of the relationship, I need to protect the girl!
>>3902757
Her first appearance was in her armor, it was a kinda samus aran thing where they revealed she was a woman at the end
>>3902746
Didn't know LF goes to ERP
>>3902769
OH SHIT, YOU AGAIN
>>3902771
Don't be so silly.
I will fuck shit up for you.
>>3902769
WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!
>>3902770
Please lick me!
>>3902654
Can you help me then? I would love to suck one
>>3902781
How about just fuck... Me?
Give me an anime to watch
>>3902790
Sure thing!
>He pulled his pants down, revealing his erect manhood to the girl
>>3902800
Boku no Nickleback.
>>3902660
>better than Morrigan
Ha ha, no.
>>3902770
Nope. You don't see nothing. Tsuyu a cutest.
>Sticks out his tongue
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.
>>3902775
Ggrrrrrraaaaaaa!
>>3902785
Raaaaawr!
>Something something jaegermonster
>>3902838
bls no
>>3902773
Only Samus Aran doesn't have a dick.
.....Usually.
>>3902785
Finally!
I'll lick you alright~
AAHHH....
>>3902773
Wtf is this? You're literally what's wrong with society. You want to be a fucking alien? A FUCKING ALIEN? You know somebody is fucked up when they would rather be a alien than a human being which is capable of reasoning. When I see shit like this it makes me want to lead a genocide on all worthless pieces of shit like you. I wish you were a fucking alien, and that you belonged to Will Smith. Also 6,300 hours in TF2? A hat simulator? Glad you are spending your time behind a computer because anyone who is seventeen years old and still wants to be a fucking dog doesn't need to be a part of society. Seriously rethink your life. Good day.
WAT A BAD TREAD
>>3902904
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>3902904
>Pisses on
>>3902838
>The anon tosses another stick for the cuddly Rek'sai
>>3902877
LD doesn't have a dick either
>>3902917
Okay
Post 24
>>3902875
Rrrrraaaaaa!
>Headbutts the scared anon.
>>3902906
>Bites Kurisu's foot.
Grrrrr!
>>3902931
>Little Rek'Sai crossed her arms and hissed at him as she ignored the stick.
>>3902963
Goddamn i-
>KO'd
>>3902951
When will LD die
>>3902951
Well, if you say so anon
>>3902945
>that face
JESUS FUCK
>>3902805
>She drop to her knees, admiring his delicious cock just in front of her eyes
Can I lick it?..
>>3902963
Awww, are you still mad about the tickling and tummy rubs? Do you need a hug?
>He opens up his arms and smiles at the little, hissing void beast.
>>3902995
Not every artist can do her face perfectly
[desperation]
>>3902998
It's all yours for enjoy.
>He said with a grin as he pressed the tip against her face, twitching a bit
>>3902963
OW! Why would you do that?!
Should I come back later?
>>3902815
Morrigan is your waifu anon?
>>3902998
No, you can't
>He pulls his pants back up and kicks her in the face, watching her drop to the floor
>>3903034
>Tfw Kurisu always ends up ignoring me
>>3902972
Ke ke ke ke
>Gnaws on her prey's unconscious body.
>>3903007
G-Grrrrr!
>Little Rek'Sai dug into the ground and popped her head out to watch him. Still growling and hissing, she felt a little safer from her burrow.
>>3903034
Graaa!
>She continued to nibble and gnaw at your foot.
>>3903063
S-Sorry! I didn't even see you replied to me!
>>3903028
>pets
>>3903030
>She can't hold anymore and she starts licking his delicious tip, running her warm tongue on his length
>>3903042
>She drops onto the floor and rubs her face with her right hand
W-whaat, why?
>>3903065
>Wakes up
W-What the fuck, stop that! Owww!
Something tells me Kurisu is also Beary
>>3903090
>His hand reached for her hair, taking a firm hold of it as she worked her magic on his member
Ah, what a perfect tongue you got, Ayane.
>>3903095
I'm not.
Sorry to disappoint you.
>>3903112
hmmmmm.....
>>3903065
>He laid down on the ground and looked at her in her burrow.
Awww, come on. You don't have to be like that. I'll be good this time, I promise!
>>3903108
>She slides her tongue to your balls and she slightly opens her lips, just enough to suck one of them and gently pull it while she grabs the shaft of your cock and moves her hand up and down
Delicious...
>>3903074
I just wanna lick you and be your friend ;^;
>>3903092
Graaaaa!
>Bares her fangs before lunging at your face and nibbling on you ear.
>>3903137
>Little Rek'Sai glared at him and cautiously poked her head out more as she placed her hands on the edge of her hole in the ground.
>>3903140
Is it?
>Enthralled by the girl's skill, the male closed his eyes, letting a sigh of pleasure escape his lips
Do you enjoy sucking cock so much, uh? What a slutty shinobi you are!
>>3903041
Now and forever.
>>3903155
Ok then, I believe you!
>>3903090
Because bitch, I'm here gor business and not for pleasure. Somebody wants you dead and I do not fail my contracts.
>He pulls a small blade from the hidden sheath in his boot and straddles her waist, his knees pinning her wrists to the ground. With a sadistic smirk on his face he presses the blad into the soft flesh of her throat, not going for the kill right away.
Any last words, Ayane?
>>3903169
Thats very nice of you ~
>>3903165
>He sat up and smiled. He slid himself back a little bit, to give her move room and leaned forward, resting his elbows on the ground and his chin in his hands.
>>3903165
Owww! Stop that shit!
>He desperately tries to push her away
>>3903197
Thank you Mistress.
>>3903157
Its ok Kurisu is terrible anyway.
>>3903197
You got lovely skin, Morrigan!
Pale, smooth and perfect!
>Wake up
>Dio left again and everyone still thinks I'm pissed at him
wat
>>3903212
Spider!
Maybe you're right.. She always ignores me and isn't super nice to me.
But you're pretty cool!
>>3903210
>Smooch
Cute
>>3903214
Thank you sweetie, I hope you are having a great day
>>3903221
Why do you hate Dio tho?
>>3903221
Yeah, people here assume shit constantly
Just ignore it
>>3903237
Seeing you gives me joy
>>3903237
With you around? I'm having a great day!
>>3903201
Grr...
>Little Rek'Sai dove back into hiding in her burrow before jumping out on the other side away from him. She sat down and hugged her knees close to her chest while she stared at him.
>>3903202
Graaaa!
>She flailed around her arms as she was easily pushed away while chomping at the air. A big grin on her face and she continued to try to attack him.
>>3903237
A bat! Hiya there Ms. Cutie bat how are you?
And then it hit me.
Tsuyu is a dyke, reason why she ignores anon lewd advances on her.
>>3903247
Then I will try to come here more frequently
>>3903248
Thats nice to hear, then I will stay a bit more ~
>>3903236
What?! But I think you're cool!
>>3903212
Fuck you spider bitch!
>>3903241
is this a meme
We were emailing about majors or some shit and I fell asleep without telling him I was going to (I fall asleep on people a lot) and then he's going and saying I hate him
>>3903245
shrug
idek man
>>3903262
Nope, I ignore almost all lewd advances.
Part of the fun, gotta have some kind of build up.
You guys are so quick to whipe dicks out but I will talk to you guys if you actually try talking.
>>3903237
>goofy smile on my face
Thanks, Mistress...
(I'm Boco, by the way)
>>3903289
>smacks u w/ dick
shut uppppp
>>3903256
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you!
>He desperately crawls away from the damn creature
SEND HELP. SOMEBODY.
>>3903256
>Startled, the anon falls over when she bursts out of the ground behind him. He starts to laugh, covered lightly on dirt.
Oooh. That's a neat little trick, you caught me by surprise!
>He stands back up and dusts himself off before very slowly walking towards her again.
>>3903266
Thank you for making my morning better. I wish you could stay forever!
>Hugs
>>3903289
No, it's because you're another shitposter
Not hard to understand
>>3903266
That's excellent, Miss Aensland!
Say, do you mind if I use your bosom as pillow? Looks comfortable enough.
>>3903274
Oh do you now.
>>3903305
Not really, I have and will continue to RP.
No need to get mad over typefucking sweetheart <3
>>3903320
Yessums!
>>3903266
>pets
>>3903236
I am pretty cool aren't i?
>>3903274
No no no
Fuck YOU
>>3903331
>Has never done it
>Worships Kurisu
You're another Kenny and nothing more. At least he started out rping though before becoming another giant memer
>>3903343
#REKT
>>3903299
>Little Rek'Sai pounced on him and latched onto his back. She playfully gnawed at his shoulder and neck.
Raaaawr!
>>3903302
>She watched him closely and scooted away from him each time he took a step closer to her. She hissed at him again and growled while baring her teeth.
>>3903332
Alright, I guess I believe you.
>>3903337
You are! Spiders are usually pretty nice.
>>3903343
Don't fucking reply to me or my Kurisu ever again.
>>3903343
I'm gonna assume that you're a moron.
She has role played, and she barely ever talks to Kurisu.
You need to learn your shit before you talk.
>>3903350
Oh God. Oh Christ. Somebody take this spawn of the Devil away! Owww! Owww!
>He eventually reaches for the little parasite and holds her with both hands
GODDAMN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
>>3903350
Alright, alright. I can take the hint.
>He plopped down on the ground and mimicked her seating position, looking over his own knees.
I apologize for petting you, you didn't want it and I shouldn't have done it.
>>3903364
Hey frog memer, what's up?
>>3903343
>Tsuyu worships Kurisu.
At least pay fucking attention.
Who is the Hillary Clinton of /erp/?
>>3903397
Tsuyu.
>>3903378
>Litlle Rek'Sai had a big toothy grin on her face while she kicked her legs and swung her arms at him. She chomped at the air a few times as her tail happily wagged behind her.
>>3903385
>She sat still now that he stopped his advances. She grumbled while she glanced away from him and her tail curled around her.
>>3903429
Goddamn it, you're too disgustingly adorable to just dispose of.
I guess I'll keep you around AS LONG YOU BEHAVE.
>He squints his eyes
Understood?
>>3903429
>He held out his hand to her and smiled, closing his eyes.
Truce? No more petting unless you ask for it?
>>3903304
Awww I wish I could stay forever too
>>3903314
I dont mind at all ~
>>3903293
Hello Boco! I was about to going to sleep, I need to get ready for work
>>3903456
Thank you~!
>Wasting no time, he placed his head against her breasts, getting comfortable
Hmmh~ I wouldn't mind getting physical with you when you have the time... And maybe inviting your sister as well.
>>3903456
Aww, too bad.
Well, I hope you have a good day Mistress. And when you return I shall be here to serve you.
>kisses hand
>takes a nice glance at that sexy bikini
>Anons mad that they can't erp with avas without putting some work in
>>3903503
You wouldn't know tho, you aren't worth the effort.
>>3903448
Graaaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai continued her flailing around as she tried to resume her playful attack.
Ke ke ke.
>>3903453
>She hesitantly got onto her hands and crawled over to his hand. Sniffing his hand, she quickly chomped her teeth down on his fingers and growled while she held onto them with her teeth.
>>3903503
>ERP
>work
This is literally a place for random anons to typefuck avas or other anons, the concept of work here is retarded apart from work on RP.
>>3903510
Stop! STOP!
You're just being adorable for the sake of annoyance!
>He sighed, closing his eyes and shaking his head
OK, if I give you some food will you leave me in peace!?
>>3903510
>pets
>>3903510
>He winced as she bit down on his hand. His smile stained, but he managed to keep it.
Alright. I may have deserved that. Does that mean you accept?
The Rek'Sai poster is the best thing to happen for a while.
Nyah... Good morning.
>>3903573
Strained*
>>3903584
A cute!
>>3903584
>Pets the Ankha before dropping to his knees in front of her.
>>3903503
You're acting like ERP is some duty. People just want each other to cum.
Good morning /ERP/. I hope you have a fantastic day.
>>3903615
Same to you, skelly man.
>>3903555
Grrraaaaaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai continued to try and wiggle her way closer to him to return to chomping down on him. She tried her best to bite anything close enough but mainly made clacking noises by biting at the air.
>>3903561
Raaaaaawr!
>Bites hand.
>>3903573
>She kept her teeth planted on his fingers as she growled at him. She narrowed her eyes and glared while nibbling on his fingers.
>>3903581
<3
>>3903519
Some people want a little normal rp before the erp thats all
>>3903598
Thank. <3
>>3903604
>She pauses, tilting her head at the display.
Mrow?
>Getting up on her tiny feet, she opted to pet the anon.
>>3903584
Good morning, yellow cat.
>>3903625
...Awww.
>pets with his free hand.
Too cute~
>>3903628
Oh, that's what LD meant? I thought he was being an elitist, but I actually completely agree, don't just launch straight into the fug.
>>3903625
Holy crap, you're hopeless!
>He sighed, putting the disgustingly cute creature on the floor
>>3903625
>He resisted the urge to pet her as she nibbled. He sighed and resigned himself to being a chew toy for a little bit.
You know... That kinda hurts a little bit... But you look happy with it, so I guess I can let you go a little longer...
>>3903641
I'm saying it cause you're all getting on an avas case for it yet they said they just want some set up, but you all jump on calling them a meme and shit.
Just give em some time.
Hi~
>>3903638
Grrrrrrr!
>Little Rek'Sai chomped down on his other hand and refused to let go while she growled.
>>3903643
>She immediately jumped on him again, this time latching onto his leg with her arms and legs wrapped around him. She gnawed at his leg through his pants while her tail wagged behind her.
>>3903669
>Vores you to show her love.
>>3903680
>She continued to playfully nibble on his hand for a while before long she was just sitting there with her teeth lightly biting down on his fingers. Her tail slowly swaying behind her as she focused on her plaything.
>>3903701
Everyone responds to LD much more negatively than anyone else, while it is for good reason.
Some setup is just fine, I agree that it's good, but I hadn't put two and two together on the post and thought LD meant something else, as in having to have the respect of an ava to erp with them. Just a misunderstanding.
>>3903712
Ignore the shitposter.
>>3903712
>Pets the foul mouth dragon once again.
>>3903712
Now, stay there an- WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>The male wnced as his leg was assaulted, smacking her head over and over
LEMME GO, YOU SPAWN OF SATAN.
>>3903715
>Not having respect.
What?
>>3903712
>He started to giggle, smiling back at the little monster.
You know, after you get used to it, it kinda tickles. You're an adorable little thing aren't you? And you just want to play!
>He reaches for her head before snapping the hand back to his side.
No. I said I wouldn't and I won't. No matter how cute you are.
>>3903753
Nice reading comprehension amigo. What I thought LD meant was that you're supposed to have the respect of an ava to erp with them, rnot just to respect them.
>Shitters resorting to post as anons to defend themselves
>Takes a shit on everyone in this thread
>>3903773
>Not having respect
What?
>>3903801
I give up
>>3903811
>Giving up
What?
I just... I just wanted to lewd.
>>3903826
Please stop replying
Hi everyone~
>>3903833
>Replying
What?
>>3903833
>Stop replying
What?
>>3903828
>The anon brazenly gropes the egyptian cat
Reply to this post or your favorite avatar will get cancer tonight.
>>3903844
>>3903845
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3903848
(You)
>>3903735
Roooaaarrr!
>Chomped down on your hand with her teeth.
>>3903749
>Little Rek'Sai continued to gnaw at his leg like a chew toy as his resistance made it that much more fun. She closed her eyes as she endured the blows while sinking her teeth into his leg.
>>3903762
>She flashed a glare at him with narrowed eyes. She bit down hard before releasing his now spit covered fingers. She crossed her arms and pout now that it was boring.
>>3903839
new phone who dis
>>3903863
Just an anon
>>3903712
Okay! Okay fine, no pets. Sorry. Can I have my hand back now?
>>3903856
Kys bolin
>>3903857
>He squealed, then breathed a sigh of relief as she finally let go of his hand. He looked at the slobber covered fingers, smiled, and wiped it off on his shirt.
Thank you. So, what would you like to play now, girl? Are you finally up for a hug, or do you want to play some more?
>>3903857
OWWW! OWWW!
GET OFF ME! GET OFF!
>Desperately seeks for a crowbar to pry this little shit away from his leg
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
>>3903893
How did (You) know?
>>3903828
I'd lewd you any day, and I'd serve you hand and foot for the chance!
>>3903934
Your waifu loves you.
>>3903950
That hurts, man...
>>3903934
Everyone here has the capacity to be functional, contributing members of society.
>>3903828
Lewd!
>>3903975
I mean, some of them do. But then there's Paul.
>Ankha is gone
I fucked up. I fucked up bad
>>3903847
Aww, thank you anon, but, I think I'll wait this thread out.
>>3903948
And if I want to be stocked, raped, and degraded..?
>>3903979
Yes, I am the lewdest butterkitten.
Hey ERP, I just got back from.doing something for my job and I wanted to say sorry. I didn't mean to be a shitposter or a meme or anything, I was just kinda wanting to chat more and have fun before actually erping. Like I said, more of a buildup, talking to anons and stuff before doing things and not just
>takes dick out and fucks u
I thought we were here to have fun and erp how we want to? But if you guys dont like the way I post then I can just straighy up whore out the frog I guess?
>Lil' Rek'Sai supplies running dangerously low.
>>3903924
>Little Rek'Sai hissed at him and stuck her nose up in the air. She turned tail and refused to communicate further with him.
>>3903929
>She munched on his leg as she started to laugh mischievously. She held on tighter than before like a snake coiling around its prey.
>>3903934
>I'm completely harmless.
>>3903996
>I just want to lewd
>Gets lewded at
>I think I'll wait the thread out
Men, rape this cat.
>>3904026
No don't. Buildup and chat before ERP is just fine.
>>3903996
Then I'll do my best to fulfill the naughty kitten's desires.
Ill blind fold you while trying both your cute paws behind your back, and ram that big, soft butt of yours till the only thing you can do is meow and drool.
>>3904026
Hey, do as you wanna, man. People might not like it but if you aren't having fun then what's the point, right?
>>3904026
>pets
>>3904026
Just do you froggy.
This thread is being shitposted at the moment is all
>>3904026
You have disappointed us. Begone.
>>3904031
Fuck! FUCK!
>Eventually manages to reach the fridge, opening it and grabbing an assorted array of food, tossing it away from the parasite
THERE! FOOD! GO!
>>3904026
Just do whatever makes you happy.
>>3904053
>Gropes your ass.
>>3904026
You are a pretty chill frog. And I think I have seen you rp before with Miku. So you have fun your way. Use your own pace and have fun. I mean this is a good place to hang out and jerk off if you want.
>>3904026
>fishing for pity
Here I thought you couldn't get any worse
>>3904034
W-wait, I was misunderstood, please have mercy..!
>>3904044
Oh, my anon... How lewd!
>>3904026
The problem is you are missing the point of the threads. We have enough blog posters, fuck off.
>>3904031
Opening!
>He shouted, taking the opportunity to grab the little Rek'sai and lift her up, sneaking himself between her legs and hefting them onto his shoulders before standing.
I said no petting, not no teasing! How's the view from up there, you cute little thing?
>>3904088
You're the lewd one for wanting these things! I bet you'd love to have your body used and abused like a royal fucktoy, wouldn't you?
>>3904088
rape is inevitable you sexy kitten
>>3904096
This.
>>3904088
>pets
>>3904096
Here I thought chatting with anons and doing rp stuff was the point of this thread, if im still missing it then what is the point?
>>3904096
This all goddamn day long.
If you wanna ERP, rock and roll.
If you just want to get attention for posting cute animu grills so you can blogpost like Kurishit, you can fuck right off.
>>3904124
It's an EROTIC ROLEPLAY THREAD, dumbass.
Go to /b/ to RP your waifu.
>>3904124
Of you can't understand from the title alone, there's no helping you. Maybe you'd be better off in HG.
>>3904026
Here's another (You) for your blogpost. +1 updated, subscribed, retweeted, favorited, bookmarked, swiped right
>>3904144
>>3904150
You guys seem to be braindead.
No help for you, but that's okay, I understand.
I still love you <3
![763d7675cde6b04c737052f6941c50be[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RG3FRvH.png "763d7675cde6b04c737052f6941c50be[1].png")
>>3904173
B-But its not muh erotic rp
Pls take it back to hg
>>3904170
>you guys seem to be brain dead
>I use an erotic role play thread as my personal diary, while holding an imaginary carrot on a stick in front of people, so that I won't get called out
>>3904170
>Shit, I can't come with a good comeback or reasonable reply!
>I know, I'll just call them braindead
>>3904170
I'm largely impartial to you but it's turning to dislike quickly.
>ERP threads
>>3904181
>Gropes ass
>>3904034
I'm not a furfag. The cat does nothing for me.
I want to coat ankha in my cum
>>3904068
Graaaa!
>Little Rek'Sai chased after the food and tore it apart as she swung it around clenched between her teeth. After devouring the food, she turned her attention back to him and chased after him again.
>>3904100
Eeep!
>She kicked her legs and lightly hit him over and over on top of his head. Her cheeks turned red while she squirmed atop his shoulders.
Rooooooaaarr!
How about this, I'll take the first person to reply and I will ERP with them, no questions asked.
Then we can all go on our merry way.
>>3904235
Wouldn't feel right that way and you know it
>>3904235
I don't wanna
>>3904235
Disappointing, no.
>>3904235
Long term RP's are saved for discords and emails, the thread is for cheap shit and you mostly seem to go for kurisu types anyways
>>3904252
No anon, it's fine. Tell me what you want and I'll do it.~
>>3904269
>>3904260
>>3904252
HOLY SHIT, MY SIDES.
