Zootopia Thread: Infinite BUNE Edition
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Comfy?
>>3898959
Hope so. I'm taking residence in here and letting the last thread blow over on it's own.
>>3898959
So cute...
>>3898985
>>3898995
Me too... Just wanted to hang out with you guys.
How is your night going? Did you have a fun weekend?
I'll post more comf.
>>3898995
Threads have been distinctly lacking in comfy
>>3899015
I worked all weekend. I had a nice 4th of July off though, even if I didn't get anything done on any of my current projects.
>>3899023
Comfy is a state of mind. If we work towards making others comfy, we'll become comfy as well.
>>3899031
What are your current projects?
>>3899015
It was a pretty chill weekend, mostly just read and practiced stuff. What about you?
>>3899054
Sick, but got work done. Helped a friend out of an abusive relationship with another friend, which sucks, but things are getting better. Was honestly bummed for a while, but helping people perks me back to 100%.
What'cha read and what'cha practice?
>>3899041
A blues song likely to be about Fournier, and I still haven't started mixing Carrot Farmers Part 3 yet, even though I've had most stuff recorded for a while now other than vocals.
I finally decided to join the Discord, can someone invite me?
>>3899076
Practiced pretty lines, putting myself through loomis in the hopes I can draw the prettiest lines some day.
Ouch, abusive stuff sucks, I hope things work out for you and your friends.
>>3899077
>A blues song likely to be about Fournier,
This is amazing!
I'm recording the audiobook for chapter 3 of Reichstagsbrand right now!
That's so awesome! How is it going? How far along is it?
>>3899078
What will it take to make you shut the fuck up about that?
>>3897669
>>3897495
REPOSTING IN THE GOOD THREAD
I really love these ideas. I'll try to do something with it in the story.
>>3899134
I've got nothing other than some guitar riffs and progressions. Still have to read those fics about him before I start actually writing the lyrics. Hopefully the lyrics won't be too much of a problem, otherwise I might have to drop it in favor of writing about something else.
I did buy a slide though, so that was fun to fiddle around with.
A Zootopia Greentext, /ztg/. Part 2 - A Barside Surprise, and a Wild Ride
>Nick gave her a smug smile, leaning back into his seat, “Were you expecting something else, Carrots?”
>Judy stared in disbelief. Nick had never been this bold before. Was it the drink? Or was it something else?
>She bolted up and stormed towards the Bartender.
>The Bartender put another two glasses onto the counter and winked.
>Judy grabbed the two glasses without saying a word, walking back to Booth 12.
>”Back so soon Carrots?”
>Judy downed the rest of her first Carrot Cake cocktail quickly. She had to think of something.
>Nick had been getting more physical with her, starting last week. At first she thought nothing of it.
>Maybe… Yes. And it wasn’t like she hated the contact either.
>The rabbit gave him a sly smile, “I can’t leave you alone for even a minute Nick.”
>”I’m not going to leave and hustle anyone Carrots, if that’s what you’re thinking.”
>She saw Nick reach for his drink, she intercepted it.
>”Carrots what are…”
>The rabbit put the fox’s paw on her cheek
>”Because I’m Nikko’s Bun.”
>>3899123
That's awesome anon! Share some drawings if you like, we'd love to see them!
And thankfully it wasn't violent, just one sided in the give-and-take ratio. Relationships are a skill, and you need to learn how not to be trampled over. She just needed some guidance from a more experienced mentor.
It'll all be good. Things used to be good, and things will be good again. All the problems in the world are just for right now.
>>3899160
>Nick glanced into her eyes, before looking back at her cheek. He rubbed it with his paw for a few seconds.
>Feeling her soft fur, and her cheek underneath, her warmth.
>For the past week, all he had been doing was brushing her arms or hands.
>Touching her back, or her shoulders.
>Nothing like this.
>Judy could tell he was enjoying it, something was clearly affecting him, she didn’t know exactly what though.
>Her thoughts were a mess, half keeping track of the plan, half wandering to Nick.
>He wasn’t exhibiting any symptoms of drug use, so all of this was him.
>A few seconds more passed before he slid his hand away from her cheek and grasp.
>He took a swig of his drink, finishing it off, ignoring the straw.
>The fox cleared his throat, “Uh, what’s gotten into you?”
>”I’ve noticed your little caresses.” She replied, “I’m giving you a sneak peek.”
>Nick blinked twice, his ears slowly going down, “A… Sneak peek?”
>It took him a second to process what was going on, “Oh!”
>Judy gazed at the clock on the wall, Nick had just finished his patrol.
>Nick followed her gaze and saw the time as well, “We should get going then.”
>He chugged some of his second drink and got up, paying for the drinks on the table.
>Judy slowly got up as well, keeping her eyes on the fox.
>Nick was definitely not acting like himself, and she was going to find out why that was.
>She left her second drink untouched as the two left the bar to get a taxi.
![Barside Surprise 1 [Nographic].png](https://i.imgur.com/DlGy9YD.png "Barside Surprise 1 [Nographic].png")
>>3899160
>>3899173
Part 1.
>>3899171
I don't have many digital pics, I've been pen and paper for the last few weeks.
Hey, Janitor squished the spider.
wham
>>3899199
bam
>>3899159
Story is super good so far, a very easy read with a lot of hard boiled fun. Here are the links:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7045009?view_full_work=true
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6827884
Loved your previous work, too!
>>3899205
thank you ma'am
A janny/mod disposed of the master ruseman in the previous thread.
>>3899208
Yep, those are exactly the two stories I've bookmarked. Apparently I lit a fire under the author of Reichstagsbrand's ass and he said he'll have chapter 4 ready soon since there's apparently something that happens I might want to incorporate into the song. I'll probably read them tomorrow when I'm less tired and more focused.
>>3899215
>not wham bam slam the lamb
>>3899234
I'm so glad chapter 4 is coming out soon! Super exciting to hear! And the author will be very appreciative of you making that song, too. It really will mean the world to him!
>>3899271
Maybe lewd.
Depends on how well I like my attempt at it.
If I don't I'll just continue the comf.
That last thread was a mess but hopefully everything is better now?
Otterly here with an update for Getaway: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11951807/5/Getaway
Took some liberties with how the police force works in Zootopia in this chapter. The detective exam only requires one year of service and an interview with the chief, who promotes the candidates on an individual case by case basis. Typically this will translate into the ideal candidate having more than eight years of service and plenty of arrests. In this case Bogo just likes Fangmeyer so much that there's a relatively low chance that he won't give him the job.
Next chapter: Lambchops, WildeHopps, and everything in between
>>3899284
Hopefully I can do it justice. It's a lot harder writing a song when you're not entirely sure what to write at first. Pack It Up was just the right idea at the right time and it really hit me like a truck when I was writing it. Hopefully I'll get that feeling when I read the fics.
>>3899373
Pack it up was great! You are a super cool duder Panda!
>>3899373
It really showed. I think we've got some sort of fairy in these threads because the number of times some really great content has resulted from some sort of fey mood it starting to get a little suspicious.
>>3899373
Gadda agree with >>3899449, you're a stand up, brilliant guy.
You'll enjoy reading the fics, and after you sleep you'll be rested and feeling just right for Fourneir.
>>3899449
>>3899469
>>3899486
Thanks! That really means a lot to me! Despite it's simplicity and shortness in length, I'd say it's my best work so far. I'm extremely proud of how it turned out, though I know I could have done it better. Vocals could definitely do with some EQ automation to remove some of the plosions and other resonant frequencies.
Perhaps when I get more stuff made I'll release some kind of compilation of re-masters or something for you guys. Like an album of some sorts.
>>3899516
You really nail the feeling of the song right out the gate and you got your voice basically perfect. I've been listening to it on repeat basically since the day you released it and I'm probably not the only one. You're a super talented dude and honestly I'm a little envious.
>>3899563
Funny little tidbit of info for ya that I forgot to tell weaver. The laugh at the end was a totally last minute addition. So last minute that I only did it on the last two vocal takes out of 10. The first time I did it was completely spontaneous and on the spot and even ended up being the take I used.
Man am I glad I put it in.
for those who don't know yet, there will be a comic book, prequel to the moovie, release is on th 27th september, mark your calenders, and enjoy summer break!
>>3899632
That laugh made it, felt super authentic!
If you don't mind me asking, whats your advice on keeping your voice from straining?
>>3899671
By straining, do you mean staying on key or keeping your voice healthy in general?
If you mean staying (relatively) on key, the answer is projection. Sing from the chest, not from the throat. Sing loud, especially when trying to hit those high notes. Bending pitches rather than trying to hit the notes right on the spot makes it easier to stay on key as well, and can even sound better depending on the style you're going for. Also, confidence is absolutely CRUCIAL! I cannot stress that enough.
If you mean keeping your voice healthy, I honestly don't really do anything special. Knowing when to stop before you lose your voice helps though.
>>3899705
It's in the works! If all goes well and I don't procrastinate by playing DOOM again, I might even have it finished by tomorrow night. Pack It Up only took me 4-5 hours from conception to finished product. I hope you'll like it!
I don't want donkey dong in snow leopard, I just want snow leopard
>>3899831
Beat it! We're closed!
What could this mean?
>>3899926
I think that's foxaway.
>>3899926
Nick sees Bogo feeling up his cheetah husbando and is not liking it one bit.
>>3899907
Welp, made me smile. Sleep time. Night everyone!
>>3899938
I dunno why but Ozzy wearing silly secondhand kiddie shirts really works.
>>3899926
>Clawhauser is fat
>incompetent
>and doesn't take his job seriously
>the only reason why he hasn't been fired is because he's Bogo's butt slut
>>3899938
I got more folks don't go to sleep yet!
We need to have at least one get in the threads
why is this shithole is so ded? PARTY!!!!!!!
>>3899971
shoot'em then
Reminder that he is absolutely perfect.
>>3899977
>>3899977
talk with jokeanon about that!
>>3900002
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
>>3900008
>>3900021
>>3900030
We've already had our fun spider, you can't follow me forever!
>>3899971
Okay, you know what, please stop. He's ban-evaded fucking twice now.
>>3900025
Chances are he gets BTFO if he tries this shit anywhere else
>>3900048
Fuck off back to your shitty /co/ safespace if you're just gonna destroy the fucking threads whenever you see something that you don't like.
You are going to completely kill what little fucking traffic this thread has right now.
got any good Judy cosplay?
>>3899959
Bogo makes Clawhauser useful, one way or another.
ohhh my friend, you don't know me... seriously...
>>3900071
cry baby cry.
>>3900061
>>3900061
we need to go deeper.
>>3900099
What is dead may never die.
>>3900058
It said Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
>>3900123
You know what spider, how about this. I tell a joke, you try and guess it. You get it, I'll leave for the rest of the thread. You fail, you GTFO
How about it slick?
>>3900128
ok i love jokes and i love duels. so yes
>>3900128
and only because you're my best friend in the infinite universe!
>>3900159
kek
![0c8cc84b6401e2171206233bb8726260[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3Sl3ff5.png "0c8cc84b6401e2171206233bb8726260[1].png")
>he made her fat
but fucking WHY
>>3900149
>>3900157
>>3900166
Okey dokey buddy!
What was more important than the invention of the telephone
>>3900170
Not only that, but the face looks more manly than feminine.
>>3900173
>What was more important than the invention of the telephone
The second telephone.
>>3900196
You just googled it fucker.
>>3900196
...
>>3900209
>>3900209
i'm waiting...
>>3900209
Should've came up with your own joke no matter how shitty.
>>3900209
You bet this thread on guessing a google-able punchline?
For shame.
Good night thread.
>>3900221
If I record a quick parody of the Spiderman theme song, will you stop?
>>3900238
Have a goodnight anon.
>>3900527
I don't know, I lost track of things after the thread became an uncomy mess
>>3900491
What does Nick and the Steam Summer Sale have in common?
They both come in July.
>>3900561
Steam Summer Sales started on June.
>>3899197
Is that yours? It's great!
>>3900576
the both finish in july
>>3900589
Better.
>>3900537
You could just make it a minor timeskip. Like a second 'date'.
Hey, who wants a joke before I clock off?
>>3900651
go ahead u cheeky cunt m8
>>3900418
FINNICKFAG?!
IS THAT YOU?!
>>3900674
Its going to be a rippar m8
So whats does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
>>3900709
they both need to be twisted to be useful
>>3900709
what?
>>3900719
The Longer You play with them, the harder they get!
>>3900727
And im out; night thread!
>>3900727
Good one. Have a goodnight.
>>3899215
reminder that rams are for loving hugs and not for slamming
how's Willfanofmany? Did he released his Magnus opum?
>>3900755
Oh he's dead now. Disney illuminati'd last week.
>>3900751
Is consensual slamming ok?
>>3900773
He uploaded yesterday.
>>3900592
I thought the guy doing it was going for the end goal of them fucking, unless that's just the end of part one.
>>3900617
Dunno, if I did something for it Id probably have it go less like a date and more like two people in desperate need of companionship hooking up with possibly the worst candidate available.
>>3900751
YOUR DICK YOU MUST JAM
DEEP INTO THE RAM
>>3900491
question, how is it that it's been 15+ years since Judy's gone yet everyone end their mother know that Nick dated her? by that time at least half the force would have retired or moved to other departments
>>3900820
Cops gossip constantly.
>>3900846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82i-0dlgyJg
It's 30 minutes of Proto-Zootopia video.
>>3900860
for the life of me I still don't know why they didn't leave the homesick Judie scene in
>>3900860
>fusion logo
Yeah, he really is uploading original content straight from the Disney vault.
>>3900820
Maybe they were married
>>3900860
I wanna fuck that surprised hippo
>>3901089
H I G H T E S T
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>>3901086
well this just made it sadder, but it does work on the whole "into bunnies" part
>>3901089
Damn, Nick really has the face of a fox who doesn't give a fuck about what happens because he knows at the end of the day he gets to go back to Finnick's van and spread open the little guy for as long as they both need.
>>3901096
>>3901089
>>3901106
Just think, they probably had a nice service in Bunnyburrow rather than shipping out all those rabbits to Zootopia. Nick brought his friends and family along, they parties well into the night with a huge (probably carrot-themed) buffet. If they invited coworkers, all the little kids are in awe of Bogo's HUGE GUTS. Clawhauser fags it up with. Gideon, who provides the catering.
Then six months later Mick sees Judy's family for the last time. They tell him to stay in rich, seeing as he's family, but he'll never call. After all, how could he do that to them? He sees himself as both the cause and constant reminder of what they've lost. It'd be better for them if he just leaves, let's them mourn in peace, without him making it harder on all of them. Not to mention that anytime he looks at a Jopps, he just sees the same rabbit staring back with that big, happy gaze.
>>3901157
>right in the feels and fuck my shit up electric boogaloo edition
>Bonnie and Stu always sent him a card for christmas and his birthday, probably with small pack of blueberries, till of course the passed away, unless author decides the contrary
>>3901191
So between Nick and Gazelle's ill-fated romance and the sheer force of will it takes Chief Wilde to get up and keep doing his job every single day these threads have apparently decided I'm never going to be happy again
>>3901223
maybe it's the little victories that count, that's how Nick went from beat patrol to chief, and I can't accept it's been for naught, like the protestors against Chief Wilde, they aren't the entirety of Zootopia
>>3901258
As long as he got results, history will probably be kind to him.
Can someone do a Nick and Judy version of this?
![37O2pGIw_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qRbpujt.jpg "37O2pGIw_400x400[1].jpg")
>google safe image search 'judy hopps'
>9th line down
>>3901271
besides he's nabbed himself a doe roughly 1/3 his age, life hasn't been exactly fair with him, but not a bad consolation prize now is it?
Catching up on this thread and the last one... those hyena images were awesome!
Also, it's kind of interesting that from a Hyena point of view, Becca would be a total sub. Penetration is what the bottom does in the relationship.
It's all about going up to a strong dominant female and effectively begging them to let you sound their pseudopenis. Becca wanting to do it to others? Getting Erect? Other Hyenas would think she was a sissy.
>>3901329
Sub/dom has nothing to do with who gets penetrated.
>>3901348
Not usually no, but for hyenas it would be a cultural thing.
>>3901339
>>3901334
>>3901331
One lewd per image
Kek
>>3901223
There will always be happy times
>>3901412
Fuck that's cute.
>>3901412
this looks like an authentic weave, but it's a little wobbly
>>3901303
What if Chief Wilde got with Honey?
Or Finnick.
>>3900932
Shouldn't this be copyrighted or something?
It kinda strips the magic out of the final movie, guy is bitter ,keeps releasing old stuff because he thinks they raped his "baby".
>>3901479
>Statistically likely that mother/son and brother/brother incest is occurring in this picture
Fox sluts get go goddamn
>>3901483
Chief Wilde is basically a high-functioning wreck of a person. I doubt he could sustain a legitimate relationship. He might start his friends-with-benefits arrangement back up with Honey if him being a cop wasn't a deal-breaker, but I doubt he could commit himself to another romance.
>>3901444
I'm still working on this! Let me know!
>>3901433
Honey!
>>3901516
God DAMN
>>3901488
It's totally copyrighted, which makes it sweeter.
>>3901348
Doing more research (like I should have done earlier), I'm more wrong than right anyway. With Becca's attitude, she'd have no luck mating anyway.
>>3899959
Clawhauser is the "face", you know, the friendly first impression people get if they walk in?
>>3900589
You tried.
>>3901532
Oh, hi. Howard Byron
, I Have a question then, did preds could multiply when they were forced to wear collars 24/7?
>>3901516
Oh yeah, that idea about Honey deactivating the collars long enough to have a desperate, passionate romp with Nick. I think I was going to try and greentext that at some point.
>>3901507
>FWB with Honey
>They both know it's a fucking terrible idea but keep it up
>Nick because he just needs the tenderness
>Honey because she keeps hoping he'll become the old Nick again, even a little
>Meanwhile Nick also starts a thing with July
I can't get enough of old, busted emotional wreck Nick
>>3901768
I'm hoping for a spinoff in which Honey and Nick haven't had sex in years, they spend a long night together after Wilde suffers through a particularly harrowing case, they grow closer and end up cuddling on the bed, Nick opens up a bit in her warm, welcoming company, and then they have some incredibly satisfying sex. Nick falls asleep in Honey's arms and wakes up with a smile for the first time in ages.
I want Honey to cure Chief Wilde her her magic badger vadger.
>>8901623
Man himself, he was surprised fandom liked Gideon, and there was only one place people gave shit about him. - 4chan/co/trash
>mfw just a handful of anons who have the maturity to understand Chief Wilde instead of using it as ship fuel
>idontknowwhatiexpected.jpg
Then again, I know where I am
>>3898959
yes pls
After being sick all day yesterday, I could use some comf right about now
>>3901847
Oh I understand him perfectly.
But as a content creator who prefers happy endings, I would much rather have him end up shipped and smiling.
>>3901847
What's to understand? He's pretty cliche as is right now. It'd be nice to see the broken, hardass Chief that still manages to have friends, rather than being some recluse who only has his job because of he slacks off people die.
I want to lick the slick Nick dick.
>>3901891
>>3901891
>>3901923
>>3901891
>>3901923
>>3901934
>>3901891
>>3901923
>>3901934
>>3901938
>>3901938
Come to Zootopia, where the foxes are nicer
>>3901891
>>3901923
>>3901934
>>3901938
>>3901947
>>3901951
the foxes are nicer
>>3901954
>called into work
>shortstaffed
>working outside in 90% humidity at 80 degrees and climbing
>uniform is a polyester trash bag
At least I'm not a roofer in Sahara Square I guess
>>3901923
>>3901934
>>3901938
>>3901947
>>3901951
>>>/9gag/
>>3901962
Shhh, just come
>>3901969
>>3901967
What do you do that you have to wear a trashbag?
>>3902074
Now assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia!
>>3902074
Put on some Death Grips
>>3902074
Is that you Weaver?
>>3902087
>>3901811
He sleeps with a smile, wakes up and instantly goes back to a scowl.
He still kisses her goodbye when he leaves though.
Smug foxe
>>3902131
Smoge fux
>>3902155
>human penis
>>3902155
Jesus Christ if only it wasn't attached to a sloth
>>3902155
>he spills coffee on his dick
>>3902155
That doesn't work how could he possibly do anything for himself other than slowly rubbing his meaty claws over his magnum dong for an hour to no avail unless they just work like that to which I say I can't imagine why anyone would want to fuck a sloth anyway because theyre fucking disgusting and obviously can't do too much for their hygene being the slow crocodile food organisms that they are And he got fucking fluids on his mug that is a biohazard if he's still in the workplace
>>3900860
Is there any fic that goes into how absolutely insane and unsustainable this is?
Zistopia sort of gets around it by the collars only being implemented for less than a generation, but proto-zootopia has museums and shit with sections devoted to the tame collar. I mean, they're fucking polar bears. Why would they /ever/ decide, as a community, "yeah, we'll totally put up with being threatened into torturing our children".
They could rip those things off in a fucking second, they would never ever wear them or put them on their children unless they were down the barrel of an elephant gun or something.
>>3902195
Because the police would just beat the shit out of them?
>>3902195
Apartheid era RSA would have survived for generations of it wasn't for international dickery.
There's also been a fanart of Carrots in a South African police uniform beating up a terrified predator
>>3902238
>>3902220
That doesn't stop irrational people, and one of the main things that would make almost everyone be irrational is someone hurting their children.
You'd have individuals refusing that shit and cheating the system all over the place, and communities would constantly be organizing against it.
No amount of policing is going to be able to enforce a policy like that unless the preds are under constant supervision, which they literally cannot be, given how they're portrayed as otherwise free citizens in proto-zootopia.
>>3902268
Honestly you'd just basically need something similar to the SS to enforce it, but with sheep instead of Germans.
Boy howdy, do I love Zootopia threads!
>>3902409
lets blow some life in here
>>3902409
Quiet, you will disturb the Carrot King.
>>3902317
>>3902268
I think you forgot how that world was planned, to the tiniest detail like this.
>in before warthog with minigun american pun
armed with knives, miniguns and swords.
see? byrion was very serious about this.
I need lewds of Judy and a tiny rodent.
>>3902409
Do you have a desire for new art?
>>3902420
Forced or consensual?
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>3902489
>tiny rodent eager to please their much larger partner using their whole body
Consensual of course.
>>3902427
Yes.
>>3902420
i agree.
>>3902525
Make a wish.
>>3902418
That's some Solid Snake shit on the right.
Any good humans in Zootopia fics out there?
