Zootopia Thread: Everyone's Blowing Things Up Outside Edition
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>>3895371
Someone post exploding knees.
First for doggy
>You will never fuck the smug out of Nick and turn him into your loving and faithful housefox
first for /comfy/
what happened to Chumpy if i may ask?
>>3895024
>Jack is Judy's uncle
>he's really into fashion
>loves dressing up as a spy and acting like he is one
>Judy loves Nick but doesn't want to sound like a freak when confessing her love
>knows Nick isnt enjoying his time as a cop and would be a much better P.I. anyway
>gets her uncle Jack and some older sisters and cousins to help her
>she puts on a show to test how much Nick loves her
>eventually Nick makes a move and confronts her, and confesses his love to her
>Judy confesses in return
>reveals the hustle
>the game is up
>David Cameron walks off the stage
>he knows that historians tear apart his political career
>he will be mocked by the academia for decades
>but he would be remembered by the people as the man that ended The Game
>>3895400
>>3895404
He's dead
>>3894382
>Wilde clears his throat
>"Yes, it was truly awful. I try not to think about it."
>"Chief, I've heard rumours about it, but my family never did tell me what really happened."
>"Sigh."
>Wilde takes a sip from his drink
>This is the strongest drink they serve here? Jesus.
>"Suffice to say, she died doing something incredibly stupid. She never should have been in that situation. Why she thought she could take on polar bears is beyond me."
>"Polar bears?"
>"She just... couldn't do it, and she wasn't even dead when I got to her..."
>Wilde slipped out of his composure
>He couldn't believe he was breaking down in front of an inferior officer
>There was no way he could stay here and face this
>Wilde almost shifted in his seat when he felt a warm hand lay atop his
>July's soft fingers clenched slightly as she looked at Wilde's heaving chest
>Wilde stopped and immediately looked at July
>Her expression was of genuine concern
>Her eyes were wide open
>Wilde's heartbeat increased even further
>"Chief, I'm sorry. W-we don't have to talk about this anymore."
>"Don't apologize to me, July. You did nothing wrong."
>July's hand shifted its way to Wilde's palm
>He didn't resist but he didn't actively help either
>Her velvety hands graced his rusty old soul
>His feelings of lust that he had tried to ignore before had come back
>He wanted her to touch him
>"Alright, for the happy couple, here is your food!"
>July stammered "oh god! uh, no we're not-"
>"Thanks," Wilde interrupted
>"Uh, the f-food here is really good, Chief Wilde. I'm s-sure you'll like it"
>"Please, July."
>"Call me Nick."
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>3895410
>>3895371
>no tt link
Let me fix that:
http://derpy.me/trashthematicthursdays
Also, BUNE
http://pastebin.com/FFEjg92u
New thread new shill
Agent Judy Hopps and her partner Agent Jack Savage have a run-in with a certain fox cop.
This is easily one of the dumbest ideas I've had to date, but I think I can go somewhere cool with it.
This is just a teaser.
Enjoy?
>>3895421
Lewd Jude or Pure Jude?
>>3895400
Is there anyone who isn't dead?
>>3895404
He went back to /sug/
>>3895409
I want my money back!
>tfw that pred in the corner of the room gives you this look
what do??
>>3895454
Rape him.
>>3895454
I already said
Join his bunny harem.
>>3895404
Went back to /sug/.
Stops a couple zoo things every couple weeks
>>3895454
pull out my rape whistle
>>3895454
*unzips dick*
>>3895437
thats a pretty shitty Reaper
>>3895417
Loving this, anon.
>>3895435
>>3895454
awkwardly smile and wave like a dork
if they come up and say something like "you look delicious" I say "y-you too"
>>3895406
>>3895430
>>3895417
I'm digging it
>>3895454
consensually make him call me daddy
>>3895454
I accept his challenge. Its a Jojo pose off!
>>3895500
>>3895492
>>3895417
Y'know at first I was opposed to this JulyxNick stuff, but now I just want to see where this story goes.
>>3895417
its nice watching him slowly remember how to feel something other than pain.
well written, 5/7
>>3895454
Wonder why he's not wearing any pants
and why he's in my house.
Then I'd call the police.
>>3895511
bakana! Anon is a stand user too?!?
>>3895454
Spray him with my Fox Spray.
>>3895454
>arm covering chest
>hand up by mouth
legs are pulled in close and overlapping
>other arm is likely massaging a leg
toss some clothes to him, he's clearly freezing
posting wet buns
>>3895520
>Gideon has Byron's hair.
It's his fursona.
>>3895454
Drop whatever I was doing.
Awkwardly look around then slowly make my way towards them with an intrigued look on my face.
>>3895548
No, Nick is
>>3895417
>July/Nick shipping
Eh, I'll pass
I just don't see the point, it's just a renamed Judy and sad Nick
>>3895528
>he's been there for days
>you still hope that if you ignore him he'll disappear
>>3895514
>>3895454
Ask them if they're looking for a good time.
Then take them to an amusement park.
>>3895417
Ooh baby
Greentexts! Get your greentexts heeeuuure! You want action? Adventure? Comfiness? Feels? Step right up and Nate the Writedude will spin your "Wilde"-est fantasies into little green words you can read again and again. I'm stoned tonight so give me wacky requests 4 wacky texts.
>>3895417
MY HEART
>>3895545
>Judy in a rescue wetsuit
How the fuck do you make that look so hot, NL?
>>3895575
The point is being able to put Nick who is 30 years older in a situation where he cannot fuck the bunny, for it is forbidden, but desperately wants to.
>tfw told an anon to add me on Discord last night
>they didn't
d-did I do something wrong?
>>3895590
Giant Pred Cock rampage in Little Rodentia.
>>3895590
Judy learns about "skinnies"
>>3895417
Let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes
I always thought her name should be Julie, so it sounds like Judy.
July is just weird.
>>3895601
Well it looks like it's happening anyways, so that's out the window
Now it's just OldNick/NotJudy
>>3895590
Finnick falls into a vat of nighthowler serum and becomes a hulking monster.
>>3895590
Judy and Nick doing a line of nighthowler and then fucking eachothers brains out
>>3895590
Nick tries to explain what a meme is to Judy.
>>3895545
>>3895590
Judy finds Nick after 6 months when he went missing during a covert operation.
She finds him malnourished, drugged up and serving as some degenerates sex toy, she arrives too late to save him as he dies in her arms
>>3895575
This.
This is why the abusive protective father angle is more interesting; because he knows it's not Judy, and the reader is always made aware it's not judy because of his actions as a hard-ass police chief
This? it's well written (nothing against the author's skill as a greentexter) but you could sub Judy in for July and the situations would be the same. Minus the fact that they're talking about Judy's death, mind, but still
Unique relationships are interesting. having Nick and July together isn't unique, it's literally a broken man's substitute for Judy.
>>3895590
Nick and Finnick somehow simultaneously knot each other, thereby joining together into a divine being and bringing a new era of prosperity to Zootopia.
>>3895650
I like this.
>>3895673
Finally someone who gets it
>>3895611
Busy week for some people
>>3895650
Sounds fun
>>3895590
"I'm Officer Wilde, and this is my favorite store in Sahara Square"
>>3895548
>>3895560
Indeed, Byron's fursona is Nick
>>3895650
>nighthowler
>as a recreational drug
>not going savage and trying to kill each other
Go back to FA
>>3895545
source?
>>3895570
So he's kinda like this, but stretched over a bunch of bad dragon dildos?
>>3895705
I'm banned from there...
More jerboas please.
>>3895734
Then go to DA
>>3895730
Sounds eerily like his real life.
>>3895737
I still wanna earfuck the one on the left
>>3895751
do not lewd the creme
Whatcha' listening to, /ztg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCaw_26Z2BU
>>3895744
*stretches self over a half dozen disney movies*
I inhaled fucking embers
>>3895404
drew god-tier Gideon hips
>>3895734
>I'm banned from there...
How the fuck do you get banned from FA?
I want to marry Judy.
I've never had a waifu before, and even when I thought I felt something like that for someone, I knew it wasn't enough.
Now I know.
She's perfect.
>>3895768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLsCR2RMBak
>>3895790
posting cub porn
>>3895693
I guess, but I'm still vaguely disappointed.
I wonder if he forgot, or just lost interest.
>>3895768
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zXuCJg1pwM
>>3895768
https://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=22u35b5kj#
Basically this outside my window
>>3895790
It's a long story, and I'm falling asleep. Short hand is that I got on the wrong side on someone who had some pull.
>>3895821
>posting cub porn
Ah. That'd do it, yes.
>Those fics you liked will never update and get a proper ending
What's their name /ztg/?
>>3895768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVBJ81PptvE
>>3895836
Ah, so you insulted Duncan, king of the Furry Mafia
Be glad you weren't forced to become his girlfriend
>>3895841
I deny everything!8
So... according to the movie, what kind of mammals are restricted to existing?
>>3895804
Consider the following
>>3895833
>mobile
not like I wanted to know what video you're trying to share
>>3895850
not a fic but I'm still waiting for beaver to draw his shit
>>3895850
A Life Revealed by PyreFerret
53 fucking chapters, and hasn't been updated in almost 2 months :c
>>3895613
>It seemed liek a normal kinda day over little Rodentia.
>The sun was shining, the breeez was cool and everyone was in a good mood.
>A good mood that is, until IT came along.
>What was it?
>Well i'm glad u asked me. IT is a gigantic, disembodied lion dick.
>It's just flying around Little Rodentia, rekking shit up man.
>It swoops down on the screaming rodents and swipes at them on the streets.
>It penetrates buildings, and knocks down power lines.
>It wrangled it's way into the numatic system, and now it chases down unsuspecting rodents who can't escape.
>They've tried everything to stop it.
>They shot at it.
>They tried to tie it down.
>They even tried offering virgin sacrifices.
>Nothing could stop that flying cock man.
>After years and years of never ending assaults, the suburb of little Rodentia is a desolate wasteland.
>The cock moves on, in search of larger victims.
FIN
>>3895863
Fuck me
http://youtu.be/8ebfDGMZ1No
>>3895854
Thank. God. My ass has taken too much of a pounding today as it is.
>>3895850
>reading unfinished fics or fics that aren't regularly updating and near completion
You brought this upon yourself
>>3895880
10/10
>>3895881
So do you live in Venezuela, Syria, or Belgium?
>>3895908
No, America on independence day
>>3895885
Some are just too damn good, anon.
Did the Nick/July greentexter stop?
>>3895768
https://youtu.be/ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>3895881
>it aint me starts playing
>>3895925
I already learned that from past experiences
>follow stories willy-nilly
>half of them stop updating
>of those, the few I really liked suddenly have 2-3 chapter updates years later
>halfassed, rushed plot, and make it even worse than if they had just never finished it
I want to protect this foxlet.
>>3895850
HA
I only read fics that update like the author has six months to live!
It paid off, my favorite one just wrapped up the other day.
What fics are you following that may or may not be abandoned?
>>3895932
No, why would I stop?
>>3895964
No wait.
Fuck.
I'm not the writer, I'm the capper.
But I do know the writers not stopping.
This is embarrassing.
FINAL UPDATE
WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE: SHILL EDITION PART 3 (last one)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6413431/chapters/14682178
It's over! Complete!
Any of you who had reservations about reading it before, reconsider now, because it's no longer just another potentially abandoned project.
I'm currently working with Mead regarding a Mayor Swinton fic for his Judy Is Dead AU. It's gonna be pretty cool!
is it just me or have these threads been slow the past few days?
All mighty Gideon
>>3895417
>July blushes and looks at her plate
>She crosses her chest and begins eating her food
>A few moments pass and Nick has yet to touch his food
>"Nick, why haven't you touched your Midnight Special?"
>"I've never eaten raw fish before."
>"You braved your way to the top of the police force but you can't try new food without hesitating?"
>"Watch yourself, Hopps, or I'll have you demoted!"
>July giggles
>"I can't get any further down, Chief!"
>Nick chuckles to himself as well
>He finally begins eating and seems to be enjoying himself
>This time the lull in the conversation is less distracting
>His food mannerisms have clearly developed from not having been watched in a while
>July finds it cute how awkward he is outside of work
>"I've noticed you haven't been in my office for unpleasant reasons in a while."
>"Yes sir, I've been on my best behavior, though I must admit I do miss when I was in office so much."
>"Hm. Maybe you could enter my office under different circumstances."
>"Is that an invitation, sir?"
>"Perhaps an appointment."
>July blushes again
>"I apologize if I'm being inappropriate, July."
>"No, sir, I'm so glad I get to see you doing something else besides working."
>"I'm glad as well, July."
...
>They step outside into the frigid winds of Tundratown
>July shivers and clears her throat.
>"Nick, I really would, uh, like to see you again."
>"You will, Officer Hopps. On Monday, at report time."
>That fucking fox
![[run through the jungle starts playing].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LeGzoQg.jpg "[run through the jungle starts playing].jpg")
>>3895948
I can't believe Helicopterbro is fucking dead
>>3895962
Not him, but I get nervous when fics don't update around the 2 weeks mark
Posted these last night, haven't started reading them cause I wanna make sure they're still updating
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11905709/1/Breached
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11921425/1/Smooth-Operator
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11866956/1/Officer-needs-assistance
>>3894300
Every moment Donk lives is nothing but agony and/or fear
>>3895948
>that face
>>3896062
Wow, you actually made Becca look cute.
Could you draw a regular hyena girl that isn't Becca? Like a construction worker or something?
>>3895621
>Joodee sits down at hur cumputer.
>She turns in on (heehee) and opens FireFocks.
>She decides that shes gonna try out a website that Nick is always talking about.
>FurChan.cum (get it???)
>She clicks on a random board and is met with many strange and surpising images
>Some are grotesque, some are sickeningly sexual, and one it particular really spooks her out.
>She opens that thread.
>The image before was that of a hairless animal with 20 digits.
>what.png
>She scrolls through the thread and is presented with mani other such pictures.
>most of them are of naked hairless creatures, and a lot of that had them in acts of insane depravity.
>Jew-D's whole body tenses up.
>She starts to see more images, but these ones have animals in sexual acts with the hairless creatures.
>She screams
>There's a picture of her having sex with one of them.
>The Horrooooor, the Horroooooor!
FIN
>>3896062
>She's melting in the molten metal
>Her pseudopenis pops out leaving a thumbs up
>>3896051
He was flying me and jimbob to the LX and his head just fucking exploded. Me and jimbob went down in a tree and were surrounded by Charlies. Jimbob got his leg cleaved off by the tail rotor and he yell at me to run.
>>3896088
Fuck, choked on my water
>>3896062
rest in fucking peace
>>3896088
>penis thumb
I don't like this lore.
A Zistopia Greentext, /ztg/. Simpler times.
Based on Grandpa Bun
https://zistopia.com/pages/33/well-youre-lookin-in-the-wrong-direction
>”Why aren’t they letting us light fires again? Hopps?”
>Trotsky poked the rabbit on the left foot twice with the butt of his rifle.
>”H-Huh? Trots what is it?”
>”Why aren’t they letting us light fires? Food so cold it’s practically ice.” The fox held up his can of rations to emphasize.
>”Purrussians would see the smoke. They’d shell us. Again.”
>”They already shell us every night.” Trotsky grumbled, he set the can on the side of the foxhole.
>The fox peeked his head from out of the foxhole
>A thunderous crack made him duck instantly, the Rabbit grabbed his rifle.
>”They’re shelling us! Get to cover! Get to cover!” A Lion roared over the explosions.
>Hopps saw the hill opposite to them light up like a christmas tree.
>”Shit.” He managed to say
>Trotsky grabbed the rabbits shoulder and threw him down to the bottom of the foxhole
>The ground around them kicked up as high caliber machine gun rounds smacked against the frosted dirt
>”Why are they attacking now! I need to take a shit!” Trotsky yelled over the gunfire,
>”Don’t tell me that, tell the screamers!” Hopps yelled back, “Get ready! They’re bound to come at us!”
>The Rabbit took off his helmet and raised his ears, though the explosions and gunfire, he heard the thud of feet.
>He dropped his ears and slipped his helmet back on.
>”Screamers!” He yelled, Trotsky echoed his words. Soon, down the line, mammals were relaying those words to other foxholes.
>The gunfire and shelling stopped.
>A second of silence.
>Then a wall of high pitched screaming.
>Hopps looked over the edge of his foxhole, rifle ready, seeing the hundreds of Purrussian domesticated felines.
>The freaks.
>The Rabbit leaned back down into the foxhole and grabbed the one thing they were storing for a rainy day.
>A machine gun, 900 rounds per minute of death.
>>3896101
>head
Excuse you, Helicopterbro is an Apache attack chopper, he has no head
>>3896086
Holy fuck that's spooky.
>>3896119
>He quickly deployed it’s bipod on the dirt in front of him and squeezed the trigger.
>The thin line of mammals opened up, their gunfire louder than the screaming of the felines.
>Trotsky fired his own rifle, but it wasn’t long til he yelled something at Hopps.
>Hopps couldn’t hear over his machine gun.
>Trotsky picked up the smaller rabbit and threw him out of the foxhole.
>”What?!” Hopps was bewildered, the only reply was a dull crack and the shower of dirt over him coming from the foxhole.
>”Trots!” He took out his handgun, “Trotsky!”, he fired into the crowd of felines
>”Lem!” Hopps heard panic in his own voice.
>He looked over into the foxhole, taking his eyes away from the battle.
>A fatal mistake.
>He heard the screaming of a nearby feline that had somehow gotten close.
>He saw those razor sharp claws and those dagger like teeth
>Hopps was going to die.
>Until a blur of red and camouflaged white stepped in front of him, a strong paw pushed him down into the foxhole
>He heard growls, screaming and yips
>”Trotsky!” Hopps yelled, getting up.
>Half a bloody feline throat was thrown into the foxhole, hitting the rabbit in the chest.
>A second later a familiar fox dove into the foxhole, his face bloodied, with scratches on his chest.
>”Lem you crazy bastard!” The happy rabbit got to work, taking out his small medkit.
>He put bandages on the Fox’s chest, and shook the helmet of his friend, “You crazy bastard!”
>The fox said something, but Hopps couldn’t hear, he leaned closer.
>”I shit my pants!”
>Hopps erupted into laughter, “Least it’s not your guts!”
…
>Decades later, in more complicated times.
“Joey, why don’t you help our fox friend find Wing #2? I’d do it myself but I’m a little senile.”
“Sure thing pop-pop!”
>Grandpa smiled, watching the fox go.
>Another fox standing with a rabbit.
>They’d be unstoppable.
>Hopps and Trotsky were.
>>3896108
Not penis thumb, Pseudo thumb
>Would be banged by Ted the Tasmanian Devil
>But I'm a guy and he isn't gay
Man
Is archiveanon here? Because I want to put this somewhere http://pastebin.com/WjeVNnyR
>>3896134
10/10
>>3896176
>>3896193
have you even fucking started on your next comic?
>>3896206
>beaver
>being alive
Anon, that's just an anon that shares beaver pain
>>3896086
>Judy tries to go to furchan.org
>mistypes fourchan.org
>redirected to 4chan
>goes to /k/, her favorite board to talk about her day at the firing range at the ZPD
>starts posting about it in a new thread
>suddenly pictures of skinnies
>skinnies everywhere
>mass reports everyone for raiding (because skinnies belong in /trash/)
>banned fo false reporting, avatarfagging, rping, posting furry outside of /b/ and /trash/
>types up an appeal
>"piss off, furfag, Zootopia is overrated as fuck"
>>3895642
>He shouldn't have ben here.
>Finnack shud not have been there at that nighthowler lab.
>But he had to be there, it was a matter of his foxy honor.
>These fockers had stolen from him, and now he had to steal it back.
>He tiptoed across a shelf covered in chemicals and shit.
>He was almost wher he needed 2B, but then he fucking slipped and fell into a vat of extra potent nighhowler serum.
>*BLUBBLUBBLUBBLUB*
>It would seem that Fennack was kill, but a moment later, the vat exploded and fucking rekked everthing in the lab as a hulking mass of fennic fox came lubering out.
>Finnik was now a great big blue muscle monster.
>Shit fuckin run for your life fampai.
>He was noa 12 feet tall and as big as an elephont.
>He was fucking naked obviously because his clothes had shredded up in the muscle mass expansion.
cont.
>>3895491
T-TH-THANKS YOU TOO
>>3896234
>4chan's /k/
>not filled to the brim with furries
If anything, furchan's /k/ is the one with skinnies
>>3896253
Yeah, but mods are mods
Let's go have fun on /sp/
>>3896062
Bernielover is out there! She can't be bargained with! She can't be reasoned with! She doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear!
And she absolutely will not stop, ever, until you're full of psuedo-penis!
>>3896283
>I'm not dead, I'm Bunanon.
Well hot damn! How're you tonight, chumpy?
>>3896080
I sort of have a nature inclination to try to make any female I draw look cute.
Speaking of, here you go anon
>>3896283
I can't believe Beavers undead
>>3896310
Damn, she is cute.
>energetic
>strong
>in a job that lets her use her strength daily
>is probably a bro-tier bro since she's able to survive in a male-dominated field
>>3895768
Some Idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU
>>3896046
WHEN DO THEY F U C K
>>3896310
She pretty.
>>3896358
>he accidentally calls her Carrots again during sex.
>>3896237
>His big blue shrock must have been like 2 feet long man.
>Finnulk fluffed up his magnum dong and raeped everything in the lab.
>Thatll fuckin show them to fuck with him
>He ran outside in the night, huge and nude.
>He was in the middle of nowhere
>A truck passed by and he ran after it and jumped in the back.
>He had to get downtown.
>He had an intense urge to rek errything in sight.
>Patience
>When the truck pulled into downtown, he slammed his meat into the roof and impaled the driver.
>They swerved into the window of a flower shop.
>Finnulk jumped off and raped every last one of those flowers.
>He ran outside, and assaulted anything he could
>Animals, cars, firehydrants, he rammed his log into them all.
>The cops were everywhere now.
>Finnulk swung his iguana like a baseball at the cops.
>He rekked every last one of them.
>the mayor knew that the only way to stop Finnulk he would have to create an equally awful monster.
>He commisioned officer Wilde to take the assignment,
>They strapped Wilde to a table and injected him with near fatal dooses of nighthowler.
>Nick thrashed and screamed and grew and become the Incredible Nulk.
cont.
>>3896134
7/7
>>3896405
Shit that's too real, man.
>>3896429
> incredible nulk
Boi I'm laffin
>>3896237
>>3896429
>>3896465
>First BF leaves at the sight of it
>She decides to cut it off
>Wants to be the perfect female for others
>>3896405
Please fucking no.
I say that because I don't want this to be a Nick and NotJudy thing but because it would also destroy my heart.
>>3896486
Kinda getting sad...
>>3896486
That's pretty fucked up, anon.
Female circumcision is a crime.
>>3896340
>>3896380
>>3896465
please anon, don't give me another character to want to draw, I have too many as it is
>>3896486
now that's just fucked up
>>3896486
>ALL OCS MUST BE TRAGIC AND MESSED UP EITHER MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY TO B GUD
SLAM
THE
RAM
>>3896547
OH MAN
>>3896547
That's some good art, Chumbo
>>3896547
WOOAHH, THAT BETTY!
>>3896523
But she's cute, Donk. CUTE!
Don't you want to work with Bore to save the Spotted Hyena from BL's clutches?
>>3896547
IT HAPPENED HOLY MOLY
>>3896547
I FORGOT REMMY HAS EARS
>>3896547
He's gonna stuff his fluff into her muff.
McGruff.
>>3896547
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>enjoying herself
>while still being in control
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>3896598
he lost them from being screwed into a
SHEEP
SIZED
CRATER
>>3896617
>Betty's bed has a permanent ram-shaped crater
>>3896429
>Finnulk was raeping a car when he heard a voice from behind him.
>"HEY FINNULK, C'MERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A BIG MAN."
>Finnulk turned around and saw Nulk, with his member at full saloot.
>Finnulk held up his own weapon and prepared to fight.
>They hurrdled towards one another and encaged in a tense round of cock fencing.
>The both of them swung at one another, neither being able to land a fatal blow.
>Nulk got in a swift blow to Finnulks head.
>His teeth went flyin'
>Finnulk fell to the ground.
>This was Nulk's chance.
>He pinned Finnulk down and rammed his benis in his poop-chute.
>He accelerated to Mach 12, and effectively fucked the nighthowler serum out of Finnulk's system.
>Finnulk shrank back to normal size and shot off Nulks wang like a rocket as his butthole shrank with him.
>Nulk hotglued Finnick as he emptied all of the nighthowler semen out of his balls.
>He too, shrank back down to size.
>Nick ran up and hugged Finnick, both of them naked and covered in semen, and said "Horray, buddy, now lets forget this whole thing happend and go get ice cream"
>They went and got ice cream, still nude and filthy.
FIN
>>3896630
Pfft, I wish.
>>3896667
Then who, Almost Satan?
>>3896598
well how else were we going to tell that this was an authentic Weaverbrand Weaver™?
>Bunanon is Beaver
>Beaver rhymes with Weaver, and B is just a sideways W with a line
>they draw comics
>like comicanon
>art is clear in appearance
>spiffy
>who also draws comics
>everyone but me is the same person
>>3896712
That can't be true, I just figured out that everyone but ME is the same person.
>>3896678
>>3896598
>>3896547
oh fuck me I'm retarded
Hi Nobby. Sorry about that.
>>3896712
And that panther pusher who's making the punisher parody what.
>Still no size difference lewds of Judy or Nick with a tiny rodent.
FIX THIS
>>3896727
Cuddling is best in life, such a cute pic!
>>3896712
There's me too but then agian I'm just a shitty writefag.
>Avoid these threads before seeing movie because of desire for an unbiased experience and not wanting spoilers
>Watch movie
>Come to these threads every single fucking day.
I need help.
WHAM
THE
LAMB
>>3896793
Jam the ram in your clam?
>>3896793
sweet mercy
>>3896569
BAM BA-LAM
>>3896764
Man, samefagging sure is fun
>>3896793
>shearing off his fluffy soft wool
She better be doing it so his new wool smells entirely of her, Nobby.
>>3896793
YES! Collars and a leash! Betty is so freaking good!
Guys... help me unhear Jason Bateman's voice. All I picture is Arrested Development when I think of this movie now.
>>3896793
weaver are you ok
i'm not complaining either way tho
>>3896835
that's not nobby damnit
that's chumby
>>3896712
I - Am the is
You're just a clone, do my bidding.
>>3896886
! - Am That Is
do it right anon
>>3896826
>pants around ankles, Nick in between pants and Judy
HOW, why?
>>3896894
Sorry, let me try again.
Metal Gear Alert Noise - Am That Is
>>3896793
How big is Remmy's dongalong though
Would a big wolf like Betty really be satisfied?
>>3896923
fucking kill me
>>3896896
those lithe, sneaky foxes
>>3896949
She's just getting off to dominating
>>3896046
10/10 wish you would write more
>>3896949
It's not the size of the dick that matters. It's the man that's attached to it.
And brother, Betty fucking loves the ram that's attached to that dick.
>>3895650
>Judy knocked on the door 3 Nik's apartment.
>"Who is it?"
"It's me, Joody, I've got the stuff"
>"Jew-Dee's not here man"
>"No, I'm Judy, let me in!"
>"Oh come in Joodi"
>She entered and held up the baggie in the paw.
>It was full of blue powder.
>"He's the stuff" she threw it down on the table.
>they were gonna snort powderized nighthowlers man.
>This baggie had been evidence, and they were curious what it was liek.
>Neck opened it up and started to get lines goin.
>Judee sat down and rolled up some dollar billz.
>They each took one, and snorted a line of the blue powder.
>They both thrust themselves back into the couch as the rush started 2 kick it.
cont.
>>3896949
You're acting like girls only get off from the inside or something.
>>3896896
>pants around ankles
>nick sticks head up from underneath pants to deliver bunnilingus
>stands up and diddles the bun
I'm just wondering how the fuck Judy got on her knees when Nick was that close to the bed
>>3896949
>>3897025
That's actually a little horrifying.
>>3896949
Well he did tell Marty that he had all the meat that 'Martina' can handle...
>>3897035
It's okay to be scared of it.
>>3897048
Well I just meant proportionally, it's... interesting.
I wouldn't hesitate to go for it.
where's the Nick poster with the terrible jokes?
>>3896949
Remmy is actually a reverse trap, and betty thinks that is hot
Reminder that Judy is a hugslut.
>>3896793
>taking doggy-style but still topping
Damn, that's kinda hot.
>>3897078
Dead forever I hope.
>>3897013
>>3897007
Remmy knows how to hit the wolf's button.
>>3897025
The aardwolves will come for him...
>>3897025
>it's actually just strategically wrapped wool
>>3897078
What did the doctor say to the candle?
>>3897124
I'm sorry but it's terminal.
>>3895768
This is a good song friendo
>>3897124
Nothing, its just a candle?
>>3895420
Never realized just how cute they are. It's like a bunny, kangaroo, and a mouse decided to fusion dance.
>>3897008
>They thrashed and cringed
>Nick felt as though his entire body wuz covered with red rockets and they were all being sucked off simultaneously.
>Joody felt as though her entire body was a giant nipple being licked by an even bigger tongue
>Both of their bodies glowed with the light of burning pheromones.
>Their clothes actually burned off of them.
>They looked at one another and knew what had to be done.
>That sweet, succulent dirty deed.
>they lauched themselves at one another and their junk met in a big glowing explosion of pleesure.
>They were literally fucking in midair, just hovering there man.
>Their lips met with such speed and ferocity that some of their teeth cracked.
>Of course they couldn't be bothered to care right now. All that mattered was the secks.
cont.
