HG thread: Mine's bigger edition.
I'm straight
>>3869635
no deal
I want to put a bullet in my head
wasp is gnawing his way through the webbing, but it's just too much, his mandibles can only hold so much silk
>>3869588
Can I try it?
>>3869611
You have to bite meat to eat it.
>>3869483
So I shoulda just put one of my toys up in his face to make him stop? I'll be keepin' that in mind ol' dumdum! Glad you're still takin' care of him... I think he would've been a lost cause without someone like you y'know?
>>3869523
But you're still existin'! That just ain' makin' any sense.
>>3869541
Most of what I could've said has been said. Th' point is that it's somethin' that can be erased with an eraser blockin' it. Tuggin' on it usually increases size now doesn't it? Seems it worked in reverse for him Onii-chan.
>>3869618
NO IT AIN' BIGGER SUBADUM!
>>3869635
I like straight
>>3869604
I'd prefer your chest. On the grounds of you actually being able to kill me. Charlotte is a nice lass. But good lord she's as dumb as a brick wall.
...Are those real by the way?
>>3869648
Rooting wasp
>>3869648
STOP! I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!
>>3869652
...
A-Are you sure?
>>3869604(Ten-tan)
That's not good for you, Ten-tan. If someone takes picture of you naked they might get leaked.
And besides, I've already taken pictures of you before. Koizumi-tan showed me how to take really good pictures.
>>3869578
N-NO!
>>3869579
O-OH. I-I could see how that might cause her to be alarmed.
>>3869600 (Aizawa-dono)
>Salutes
M-MY APOLOGIES! I-I ONLY MEANT THAT ME PERFORMING SEXUAL ACTS ON ANYBODY OUTSIDE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY TABOO!
>>3869668
Well I'm hungry and there's no coffee around.
One bite won't hurt, right?
>>3869689
BITE THE DICK
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>>3869666
Demon wasp please. Im sure he'll get out. Maybe if you controlled your tenper and stopped kamikazing into everything people wouldent enjoy this torture.
I think I just got banned from ERP Discord for shitposting
But it was funny, huh?
>>3869653
My realm is made for me and me only. None of you guys can cross over into it.
>>3869689
I-If you say it won't hurt, then I guess you can try it...
using his stinger to its fullest capacity, the wasp desperately tries to kill the spider, but to no avail
>>3869709
NOOOOOOOO!
>>3869653
He jerked it so much it got smaller. How tragic.
>>3869569 (Rotty)
Well, Subaru doesn't.
>>3869604 (Been there done that)
If there's hundreds of them you might be having a bit of trouble.
the wasp seems to be either cleaning off spidersilk or fellating himself to relax
>>3869709
and now I just feel nothing.
>>3869724
Just don't look.
>>3869726
I HAVEN'T JERKED IT IN TWO YEARS!
>>3869695
>>3869706
Well?
>>3869726
This time I told him not to.
>>3869689
One bite is all it takes. I'm sure you'll be able to stuff th' itty bitty 2 inch right up in there!
>>3869706
Then it's just your dreamworld ain' it? If nobody can even get there it's bound to be for just you 'n you alone!
>>3869726
It's a real tragedy. I'd be weepin' tears for him, but I think it's hilarious so I can't help but end up laughin'!
>>3869756
I-I'm ready whenever you are!
the spider recognizes the threat of the wasp stinger and uses the web to his advantage, getting behind the wasp to try and further immobilize it. Perhaps hoping to disarm that deadly stinger?
>>3869747
Shhhhh, it's ok buddy. We all do it, there's no need to be embarassed. You just do it....a little too much.
>>3869756
Did it work?
>>3869761
You're an animal Makina, I love it.
>>3869781
DON'T LET HIM WORK YOU LIKE THAT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
>>3869761
That's just how it should be! I don't need people like you in there if all you're going to do is spread lies and act like a child!
>>3869792
But I'm serious! It's been two whole years since the last time I've done that!
>>3869761
I'm having second thoughts. I don't want to get dirty though, so...
>>3869772
>Takes out a knife and fork.
Okay.
>>3869792
Yeah, I'm about to eat him.
the wasp is frantically crawling through the web, hoping to find an end to the webbed and tangled maze but only finds himself further in the spider's domain
Could this be the end?
>>3869830
>>3869772
I thought you hated having small portions Rottytops.
>>3869835
>>3869841
No and
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUT WHATS THIS!?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HE HAS DONE IT: THE WASP HAS REACHED THE WINDOWSILL AND MAY JUST HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE
>>3869830
W-WAIT, DON'T CUT IT OFF! THAT'S REALLY GOING TO HURT!
>>3869860
LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT SIZE!
>>3869860
Huh?
>>3869876
I have to use table manners.
>>3869873
o shit he did it
>>3869873
KILL THEM BOTH. DO IT NOW WHILE THEY'RE DON'T SUSPECT IT
>>3869902
I-I change my mind! I don't want you to eat my sword! I'm not mentally or physically prepared for this!
>>3869811
Well, it's gonna be a whole lot longer before you can do it again.
>>3869830
Holy shit what? Ok, nevermind, continue. You're doing good work here.
>>3869792
Well someone has to say it how it is y'know? If I ain' doin' it then nobody will 'n Subadum will always believe in his lil' dreams.
>>3869811
I ain' actin' like a child and I ain' spreadin' lies! You're not wearin' anything and everyone can see how small it is... Jeez... you're startin' to be a real piece of work.
>>3869830
You won't get dirty, there's probably just a lil' bit of blood, but you zombies enjoy that kinda stuff so it's all fine!
>>3869873
>>3869909
>>3869913
W A S P S
A
S
P
S
he's dropped below the web and is granted a moment's reprieve, scuttling to the corner to clean the silk from his body and regroup for a final push to freedom beyond the web as the spider looks on from atop the silken maze
>>3869920
Awww, what?
>>3869922
I think he's standing me up.
>>3869928
I don't.
>>3869909
What did l say?
Wasps!
>>3869922
I'll do it when the time comes, but for now I'm content with my life and my many life choices.
>>3869928
Size is all up to the beholder. You may think it's small because you and your stupid onii-chan are small minded.
>>3869975
I'm uh...I don't think we're at that point yet! There's still so much we have to do before you can eat my sword!
>>3869975
It's a finger food, f.am. You don't need forks.
>>3869876
Yet youre smaller subaru. Really you humans manage to disappoint me at every turn.
>>3869902
Nothing.
>>3869873
>>3869939
>>3869929
If the wasp makes it im fucking the wasp girl.
The wasp makes his move at a weak point in the web, THE SPIDER GIVES CHASE
>>3870012
...
>>3870016
GO SPIDER GO
>>3869928
Do you think we're ever gonna let him live this down?
>>3869975
What a wimp! Don't let him chicken out.
>>3870004
Don't wimp out man! You're about to get a zombie-job! Who wouldn't want that?
Holy shit kill yourself hungry gays cancer
>>3869939
Spiderxxxxxxxxxxxxrrrrrrrrrrr
the wasp makes it a foot away from the main web and finds himself in a smaller secondary web with the spider in tow
And actually upon closer inspection this supposed wasp has no wings, any idea what it is then?
>>3870012
As I've said before - small minded people.
>>3870032
Then why don't YOU offer yourself up instead!?
>>3870043
I miss spider tits ;_;
>>3870004
But you said I cooould.
>>3870010
Sorry, I don't like fingers. Too crunchy.
>>3870032
Maybe I'll try shouting.
>>3870026
You'd betray your own kind just because you don't want to get raped by a guy you could pretty easily sting? Wow that's pathetic.
>>3870070
I change my mind completely! I need to get to know you better before you can do that to me!
>>3869975
Don'tcha worry 'bout it too much. There ain' a lot of space for blood in that lil' paperclip of his.
>>3870004
I'm pretty darn sure everyone in here sees it as small 'n if they don't they must be ants or somethin'!
>>3870032
I don't think that'll ever be happenin'! This is just too darn' good to let go.
>>3870084
I'M JINXING THE SPIDER
>>3870047
I'm not gonna take that from you man! You totally deserve it! You earned that zombie-job.
>>3870070
You should, scare him a little bit and he should be pretty submissive.
>>3870101
Very true. I'm gonna head out for now though. Bye dumdum.
>He pats her head before going off
See you guys around.
>>3870026
>>3870117
Woman quit sending me mixed signals!
>>3870047
My mind is far better then yours.
>>3870101
Hell hell, if we can have wasp girls and spider girls, then I don't see why we can't have any girls too.
>>3870123
I insist! When you get back you'll have a nice, warm zombie job waiting for you!
>>3870123
kys
Has anyone seen Link? I'm starting to get worried.
>Blake
>>3870155
Me 2
>>3870123
Choke on a cock until you die.
>>3870095
SUBARU!
GIVE IT TO ME! I WANT IT, I NEED IT!
JUST PUT IT IN MY MOUTH ALREADY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
>>3870101
He said it was a sword.
>>3870123
Okay I'm shouting now.
>>3870123
>She gives th' dumdum a quick hug before he leaves.
See ya 'round dumdum! I'll be tryin' to not cause too much problems 'round here with Subadum here.
>>3870149
I'm pretty sure if they'd be havin' th' size of a human they'd still be seein' you as small y'know?
>>3870117
I want to lovingly start a nest outside of a door with wasp-chan
>>3870117
Really? That's really clever!
LINK WHERE ARE U
>Blake
>>3870183
>SUBARU!
>GIVE IT TO ME! I WANT IT, I NEED IT!
>JUST PUT IT IN MY MOUTH ALREADY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Is Asuka here?
>>3870185
I already have a nest.
>>3870187
YES!
>last image
![YOONINGUI[0301].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O4PlUdU.jpg "YOONINGUI[0301].jpg")
>>3870155
>>3870161
Find something better to worry about.
>>3870183
Well it ain' as much of a sword as it is a paperclip! But I can already see that you're enjoyin' this as much as he is!
>>3870183
DON'T SHOUT THINGS LIKE THAT FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR! TH-THEY'LL GET THE WRONG IDEA!
>>3870184
Says you. Have you even seen an ant girl before?
>>3870222
Just keep posting like this
>like this
>>3870231
I was told to shout at him.
>>3870240
SOMEONE TOLD ME TO!
DO YOU HAVE ANY COFFEE?
Good day to you all.
>>3870240
Well kinda... I mean a female ant is a queen ant... and I've seen one in them artificial plastic ant thingies.
>>3870271
Greetings, child. It is awfully dangerous of you to wander around on your lonesome.
>>3870271
Kill self
>>3870251
Oh okay.
>wasp
AND THE SPIDER IS BACK ON TOP
DRAGGING THE WASP INTO THE SECONDARY WEB
>>3870271
>coughs
>>3870265
You're making it sound a lot weirder than it needs to be...a-and no, I don't have any coffee. I'm not a coffee maker.
>>3870271
Hello and good day, Ruby.
>>3870275
A queen ant, eh? Heh, I like the sound of being a king ant!
>>3870307
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WASP-CHAN
>>3870303
Good job!
>puts gold sticker on wasp girl
>>3870275
>a female ant is a queen ant
Not true. In fact, a vast majority of ants are sterile females, much like with bees
>>3870210
The fuck do you want?
>>3870265
Well that might get him to actually do stuff faster! I'd say keep it goin' as it'll definitely help him out.
>>3870321
You do realise that a queen ant is half th' size of your 2 inch... right...?
>>3870290
You know you look the very stereotype of a pervert Tenya.
>>3870307
God dam it.
>>3870321
WELL I'M STARVING!
>>3870339
Way ahead of you.
>>3870345
IIDA. You will call me Iida.
>>3870339
Not if they're an ant girl like the other insect girls that come around here!
>>3870350
GODDAMN IT, FINE! GO AHEAD AND EAT ME THEN!
>>3870307
Go spider!
>>3870307
YEAAH TIP ASSIST
Yes things certainly look like they will take a very long time to be settled
>>3870290
Don't you worry mister, I can make a friend if I need to.
>>3870300
For what reason Anon, I don't want to speed up my fate.
>>3870312
>gives cough medicine and a lollipop
>>3870321
Heya Subaru, whatcha doin'?
Hey, how's it hanging, everyone?
>>3870363
ALRIGHT!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>Forks it.
>>3870350
You should scream even louder! Make sure everyone 'n everythin' can hear what you're doin'!
>>3870363
But we're talkin' 'bout a female ant here... we ain' talkin' bout an girl with ant features Subadum!
>>3870392
As in this is the place where you will not find any friends. Please return back to where you came from, for your own safety.
>>3870392
Oh thank you, nice little girl!
>>3870371
Vampyyy!
>Tackle hugs
>>3870392
I'm in the middle of being eaten by a zombie girl, but all is well. I hope you're staying out of trouble yourself. It would be a shame if your dad found out you were doing bad things.
>>3870405
Hello Alv-
>>3870406
>the fork penetrates the sword
...
R-Rotty-tan? I-I thought you weren't g-going to use the fork...
>>3870355
How about I just call you Perv instead. It suits you more.
>>3870371
Screw you Vampy, wasp will win this!
>>3870406
>winces at the sight of that
>>3870405
WATCHIN A WASP GET EATEN THAT'S WHAT
but what's this?
Suddenly something seems to have happened
A cruel wooden god with somewhere to be doesn't want to leave anything to chance.
>>3870438
DESTROY ITS HORRID SOUL!
>>3870438
>Prays to wood god to smite spider
>>3870413
That's what I'm talking about, so get with the damn program already!
>>3870438
N-NANIIIIIII!?!?
>wasp girl
>>3870426
>>3870406
...What the hell is going on here?
>>3870433
Good. I hate those little bastards.
>>3870438
I swear if he kills them both and wastes my time!
>>3870405
What do you want human? Come to bow before your ape overlord?
>>3870429
My silver is on the spider.
>>3870420
Hello there anon.
>>3870438
No! No outside interruptions!
This wasp spider shit is so retarded, I swear.
>>3870438
This is pretty fucked up, dood!
>>3870469
>implying it's not the best RP that HG has seen in months
the tyrannical deity shows no mercy and crushes the skull of the wasp, putting an end to the struggle and an end to his incessant chittering. He leaves only a twitching corpse to rest below the spider's den
>>3870469
It's better than the games, that's for sure.
>>3870426
How else am I supposed to get it in my mouth>
>Tugs.
>>3870463
I'm being treated.
>>3870469
>King Knight
>>3870469
About as retarded as putting garden snails in a ring of salt and forcing them to fight to the death. Which it is, but it's damn fun, too
>>3870429
You will call me Iida if you want to address me, you fucking monkey.
>>3870486
F
>>3870460
Well why didn'tcha just say so. I'm certain they'd still just end up tellin' you that you've got a small paperclip hangin' inbetween them legs.
>>3870465
As far as I'm concerned, there's only one 'overlord', and he sure isn't you.
>>3870496
For what?
>>3870463
S-She's trying to eat my sword, but she's using an illegal weapon!
>>3870496
>he let's out a sharp screech
C-Careful with it, or else you'll rip the skin!
>>3870486
Looks like I was right to place my silver on the spider.
>>3870486
https://youtu.be/9GzWeBAjJK0
>the camera zooms in with a black and white effect
>>3870414
but I made many friends here.
>>3870426
oh, well you seem to be looking at the brightside of being bitten by a zombie.
>>3870486
God f-
You rigged this just so I couldent get laid you stupid human filth!!
>>3870511
I will you what you are, scum!
>>3870523
And who would that be?
>>3870555
>>3870519
...
A paperclip is more than what you have between your legs, dumdum.
>>3870544
It's not all too bright for me, especially if she's using illegal weapons to do this...
>>3870561
Well that's kinda obvious... I ain' a guy so I ain' supposed to have somethin' hangin' inbetween th' legs.
>>3870523
To dinner!
>>3870529
I guess I should be using the knife.
>Starts cutting it like steak.
>>3870529
I can see that, but I'm wondering just what led to this?
>>3870556
King Gaius. Ruler of the two worlds; Rieze Maxia and Elympios.
>>3870580
Oh, I'm sorry. I kind of mistook you as a guy because of you FLAT FUCKING CHEST!
>>3870586
>blood starts gushing out
I-I told you to be cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>>3870600
L-Long story short, I'm bigger than that dumdum over there.
>>3870560
Kys lf
>>3870556
>I will you
>I really need to proof read
>>3870600
Hmph, we'l see. Maybe he'l actually be worthy of getting close to defeating me. I doubt it.
>>3870619
I thought this was going to be tougher to cut. My bad.
>Chops it instead.
the wooden god would like to take this opportunity to remind you that insects are incapable of feeling pain
>>3870652
I dont care, you rigged it you cheapskate!
>>3870652
He's right you know
>wasp-chan
>>3870652
That hard exoskeleton does not protect their feelings.
>>3870648
>the pain becomes too much, and Subaru passes out
>the blood is still gushing out
>>3870621
>>3870619
I still got more meat up in here than you've got meat hangin' between your legs Subadum!
>>3870561
She's using a weapon? odd, but I guess she could be like us.
>>3870688
Yeah, yeah, you keep making yourself out to be a big chested woman, but you're nothing more than a child for arguing this.
>>3870698
I-I was under the impression she would have used her mouth, but I was sadly mistaken...
>>3870673
Well, thanks for the grub!
>Takes a bite.
>>3870619
>>3870688
Are you ladies done bickering? I already prepared a wedding to join you in holy ma..mat...What was the word again?
What the Hell happened here with wasps and spiders and stuff?
Also do we need a game?
>Had some business to take care of
>>3870724
...Alright, I'm gonna step in here.
>Takes her eating utensils away
I can't have you eating my bud here, lady.
>>3870637
He doesn't come around here, so he can't waste time playing with monkeys like you.
>>3870733
Shit happened.
>>3870733
YES FOR DUCKS SAKE
>>3870490
kek
>>3870733
If you don't mind, yeah.
>>3870721
You're th' one who keeps pressurin' on and on 'bout your size of th' paperclip! EVERYONE, I repeat, EVERYONE, has already been tellin' you that it ain' normal to have that size.
>>3870728
I think th' word you're lookin' for is matter! But I ain' goin' to marry that dumdum so I ain't planning on gettin' a dress any time soon.
>>3870733
People were betting on whether a spider could kill a wasp. Then a wasp-girl showed up.
Yes.
>>3870741
Sounds like he is a scared coward
>>3870724
>>3870728
>>3870759
>he dies from blood loss from his manhood area
>>3870733
Yes...
>>3870749
>>3870755
>>3870761
>>3870776
Give me a minute to set up then. Entry Thread will come up once I'm ready.
>>3870741
>>3870776
>Chews.
Hey, c'mon, he gave that to me! It doesn't taste that good, but I'm hungry so I can't complain.
>>3870788
Have it here were only 122 ddd
>>3870759
>>3870776
So..weddings off? Now what? Am I supposed to eat the wedding cake and all the illegally distilled liquor by meself?
>>3870776
>She kneels next to th' fool
Jeez... that's a lotta blood. You alright there Subadum?
>>3870809
Probably! Either that or you could be throwin' it in people their faces 'round here. I'm sure they won't mind it.
>>3870761
Scared? Nah, running two entire worlds takes up a big chunk of his time.
>>3870788
Thanks, bud.
>>3870790
>Forcefully pulls you away from him
I don't care. I'm not just gonna let you eat this guy right in front me. It's disgusting. Can you eat anything besides humans?
>>3870801
Nah I'm good.
>>3870822
Excellent idea, lassie!
>Throws a fistfull of cake mixed with cheap liquor at the user below and above him
>inb4 bitching
>>3870826
>Keeps chewing.
Well yeah, but he said I could eat it.
Huh. It has a bit of a different flavor when you keep chewing it like this.
>>3870854
I could treat you to a better dinner, just stop eating him and I'll get it for you.
