Joel Matip for Liverpool
hunger games thread
>>3864928
first
>>3864928
Enlist assistance
>>3864928
Attack
>>3864941
"Well.. Can you help me get out of here?" You ask her, and she seemed put off by the question. She lays back onto her side and swishes her feet around in the water, contemplating the question.
"It depends ~de geso."
"On what?" You ask.
"How many shrimps do I get for it? It's my hatchday today ~de geso."
>Honest answer (Lean towards "probably none.")
>Lie ("As many as you want.")
>Attack
>Leave (Right)
>Leave (Left)
>>3864977
Lie
>>3864983
You're gonna kill her
>>3864983
"All of the shrimp I can buy. Just help me get out of here, okay?" You insist, knowing full well you don't have the money for even a single bag of shrimp.
She thinks about it for a few moments, rolling around on the edge of her aquarium.
"Well.. That does sound pretty nice ~de geso," she admits, "but I'm thinkink, how do I know I can trust you? Maybe you should brink me a few shrimps first ~de geso."
She seems very adamant on her decision, planting her butt down on the ground, unmoving. Unfortunately, you didn't pick up any shrimps on your way through the maze.
>Attempt bargain
>Attack
>Leave (right)
>Leave (left)
>>3865007
first
>>3865007
Rape
Attempt bargain if first option not available
>>3865007
Attempt bargain
>>3865015
"Please? Look, I'll prove it to you," you say, retrieving your wallet from your pants. You open it, and.. You have about $1.62. Of course, why would something so dumb work? +1 Autism (7/10).
The squid girl laughs, smirking up at you. "That's a nice joke for a human, but I'm not goink anywhere until I see shrimps ~de geso."
Looks like you're just going to have to accept her decision.
>Attack (gun)
>Attack (knife)
>Leave (left)
>Leave (right)
>0 images
>>3865039
leave left
>>3865041
not as long as those legs
>>3865039
Attack (knife)
>>3865046
You respectfully bow to the squid girl and wave yourself away, to which she returns the gesture and dives back into her aquarium. You enter a new room, this one filled with dead trees and powerlines, odd enough. +1 Autism for entering a new room (8/10).
Just as you begin to feel comfortable, a large, hairy electrical monster jumps out of nowhere, growling at you and spraying electricity in every direction.
>Fight
>Run
>Talk
>>3865065
talk
>>3865069
"Ah! Uh, hi there, boy.." You mumble, slightly surprised at its sheer size and aggressiveness. It leans forward and begins to sniff you, clawing at the ground dangerously close to your legs. Surely a single swipe from the beast could send you flying.
"What's your name, boy?" You ask it. It responds by taking a few steps back, and writing in the dirt with its claws.
P A A R L.
>Enlist assistance
>Ask for passage
>Attack
>Ignore, head to left door
>Ignore, head to right door
>>3865081
Enlist assistance
>>3865081
Enlist
Funny how LF always seems to be there when someone accuses him of posting anonymously.
>>3865099
kys
>>3865099
>bolin
>>3865083
What have you got to lose?
"Paarl, huh? Well, say, Paarl.. Looking for friends? Want to go on an adventure?" You ask.
You've seemed to grab its attention, and it curiously tilts its head to the side. It begins to yet again write in the dirt.
A D V E N S U R ?
>Insist (Honest, talk about potentially fighting)
>Insist (Lie, talk about an adventure in snacks and food)
>Ask to pass
>Leave (left)
>Leave (right)
>>3865081
Use Paarl avafag's ugly mug as a weapon
>>3865111
Insist (Honest)
WHERE IS THE GAME
WHERE ARE THE ROLEPLAYS
>>3865113
That's decent
>>3865109
Not me, though it does seem fishy
>>3865126
I'm waiting for someone in my harem to show up.
>>3865126
Dead
>>3865116
"Yes Paarl, adventure!" You insist. "We're gonna go kill some bad guys and get out of this gloomy place, are you in?"
Paarl nods, standing up to all fours and hopping around excitedly.
FOLLOWER ADDED: DARKBEAST PAARL
"Alright, boy, let's go."
>Door (left)
>Door (right)
>Attack Paarl while you have his trust
>>3865142
ill join
>>3865126
Napping
>>3865099
Maybe because I get PM'd you autists can't go an hour without accusing me of your autistic antics. Not that hard to understand.
>>3865153
Door right
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bz6fxYu.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg")
>>3865155
Who are you?
>>3865162
>LF
hm.
>>3865180
One more OJO
>>3865159
You enter the room on the right, knowing this would more than likely be the last room of the adventure. +1 Autism (9/10). Unfortunately, it didn't seem to be the end of the road. Paarl squeezes through the door, just barely making it in with you. You both look around the room, making out that it seemed to be a somewhat futuristic, technology-covered room. A blonde woman sit at the front of the room, with her back turned to you. She wear a yellow and white cloak, and a black skin-tight suit underneath. She showed no signs of having noticed you, working on a computer.
>Sneak past (left)
>Sneak past (right)
>Grab her attention
>Attack her from behind
>>3865162
>Having little birdies to help damage control your rep
So the cuck has cucks huh? A five cuck general.
>>3865195
Is that fucking Junko
4
4
4
>>3865195
4, slit her throat
>>3865144
Your assistant manager is a qt
>>3865207
Upon getting closer to her, you'd be able to make out a sharp blade at the end of her ponytail. Just about to the chair, you'd hear her begin to speak in a robotic voice.
"I would recommend not doing that."
>Go through with the attack
>Stop and converse with her
>Use left door
>Use right door
>>3865225
Converse with her.
>>3865212
Oh?
>>3865202
>dmg control meme
>Friends = cucks and cuck buzzwords
>rep on the internet
>
Step it up boyo.
>>3865250
>kissu
>>3865229
"Doing what?" You laugh awkwardly, trying to play off the situation. "I was just seeing what you were up to. Oh, this is Paarl by the way, don't worry. Who're you?"
The girl turns to look at you before standing up, bowing somewhat politely.
"I am Lambda-11, I am a direct clone of a woman in her twenties. I have two other sisters, one of which is obsessed with Ragna the Bloodedge. Her life mission is to..."
She continues talking. And talking. Really, she doesn't stop talking. You begin to grow dizzy with all of the information this girl is dumping on you, and before you know it, Paarl had fallen unconscious. The last thing you see before blacking out is the bored-looking face of the blonde girl, still talking away.
YOU HAVE DIED. CAUSE OF DEATH: EXPOSITION DUMP
Good evening
>>3865282
lmao
I want Junko to sit on my face
>>3865282
>YOU HAVE DIED. CAUSE OF DEATH: EXPOSITION DUMP
>>3865282
rip
>>3865282
>11/10
>>3865282
>Load to last checkpoint
I want Mei to crush me with her thighs
>>3865283
France 0-4 Iceland
Did you all enjoy my interactive manga? It was the first of its kind.
>>3865283
Hey Adam.
>>3865321
6.5/10
>>3865321
Was interesting enough. I paid attention in and out there.
>>3865321
Based
>>3865320
We'll see about that
>>3865324
Hello Sunny, how are you doing ?
>69 posters
>17 images
>>3865321
Pretty good.
>>3865321
Damn nigga you do good when you want to
>>3865348
>69 posters
Kamina bump the game.
>>3865348
>69
>>3865348
>>69 posters
>>3865348
77 memes
20 keks
18 kys
>>3865321
It got me in a programming mood.
>>3865352
>tomboy Eila
I didn't know I wanted this.
>>3865360
>Be setting up
>See this post
>Lose all will to host
>>3865384
Let's break it down!
>>3865384
Kys whIle you're at it
>>3865343
I'm doing okay; patiently waiting for something to happen.
What's up with you?
>>3865384
>having the will to host
I don't miss that feeling.
Kamina is bolin
>>3865394
Nothing special, putting new backgrounds in my game that Asuka made for me.
>>3865394
>Waiting for something to happen
Bitch you just got backstabbed and your dragon died
>>3865396
It is a road few people walk
But it is my road nonetheless
>>3865413
Don't forget raped
>>3865373
Fun fact: Aside from using the gender-neutral "watashi" to refer to herself, Eila uses exclusively masculine vocabularies and syntaxes in the Japanese version of the mangas.
>>3865426
Is it because of the dick?
>>3865426
Thanks Ken-sama
>>3865426
Fun fact: You have severe autism, you stupid weeb.
>try to paint my room
>I suck a painting
>feet hurt
End me
>>3865426
fitting lmao
Bolin is ____
>>3865373
>Eila is already a huge tomboy
>>3865451
a cool dude.
>>3865456
Where's the dick
>>3865451
mentally disabled
>>3865408
Really? Well that was nice of her.
>>3865451
finally deleted from my Steam friends
>>3865451
Underage cancer
>>3865474
Takeshita's mouth.
>>3865413
What are you talking about.
>>3865490
Take a shit
>no game
>thread full of shitposting
>only the tryhards hanging around
>ded community
Good to see HG being the shit it truly is.
>>3865485
If dubs+ you keep him as your steam friend forever
>>3865443
Atleast you have a room.
>>3865497
Takeashita.
>>3865498
Cry more.
>>3865498
We're /trash/ and you know this.
>>3865514
Try harder.
>>3865498
too busy circlejerking in steam chat
>>3865503
Rerolling
>>3865522
Stay there.
Where did all the cute anime girls go?
>>3865540
this
>>3865498
It sounds like the average sunday afternoon experience in this realm, faceless one.
>>3865512
Well isn't that something.
>>3865540
Am I not cute enough for you?
Quds
>>3865540
who?
>>3865549
Get ready for Sheamus anon autism.
>>3865553
They also raped you.
>>3865559
Kyaaa~
>>3865559
Beat it, stumpy
We want qt anime girls, not damaged goods
Post yfw waiting for a game
>>3865568
I can't actually play Makoto until tonight, Makoto's pretty depressed right now
>>3865579
>>3865570
Died the way I lived
Game where?
>>3865592
Raped?
This is now an anon controlled thread: No ava's allowed unless you're a qt.
>>3865592
>I both stabbed and raped Sunset in HG the video game
Feels good man
>>3865579
>:(
>>3865579
I brought stuff to eat, we might get hungry.
>>3865598
Everywhere
>>3865598
Right here
Right now
Right here
Right now
>>3865602
I got him right here.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1995.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1OdxqiU.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1995.jpg")
>>3865579
>>3865579
>:^(
>>3865579
>>3865574
It's called experience, fuck boy.
>>3865580
You know how hard it is to bathe when you're homeless? Pretty hard.
>>3865571
Don't die on me kid.
>>3865602
>implying we don't run every thread
They're only safe on hga and even the newfags know that place is cancer personified.
>>3865550
This place has been a wasteland since long ago, the "life" just happens to drop exponentially at this time of the day unlike the rest of the week, you just chooste to complain about it daily.
>>3865579
>
>>3865579
>>3865581
I miss you
>>3865611
>>3865612
Surely you jestin'. I ain't seein' no game.
>>3865598
Can I rape you first
>>3865599
Yeah exactly.
>>3865604
You should do it IRL
>>3865635
Then what are you waitin' for
Odds host
Evens fuck off
Dubs ERP
>>3865635
The game is inside each and everyone of us. We just lost touch with it.
Congrats
You're adopted
>>3865651
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
>>3865579
>>3865651
Rerolling for erp
>>3865655
reroll for fuck off
>>3865651
Get on it boyo
>>3865622
But there haven't been any post there since they joined.
>>3865640
No one's going to be doin' that, anon.
>>3865650
Someone to host a game.
>>3865652
... Shit.
>>3865651
Thanks pal.
>>3865622
>safe
>cancer
Pick one cause I think your post is full of shit
>>3865651
I want Eila's baby dick
>>3865579
>>3865675
Good.
>>3865621
You're perfect in my eyes, Bikko. <3
>>3865662
>>3865672
>>3865679
>>3865688
I only ERP on steam.
>>3865652
DEEP
E
E
E
E
E
P
>>3865694
Me too
>>3865687
>I think
No you don't.
Tadaima! I am back from my outings!
Are there any real hg couples?
>>3865708
>kissu
Appriciate me
>>3865723
>does so
>>3865621
>Gives her a pack of smokes with a couple 20's stuffed inside the packet
>>3865708
>Throws hammer at
We ain't want any of yer girlscout cookies.
>>3865719
E-Eh.... W-What was that for..
24/36?
>>3865692
Thanks kid, that'll get me through the day.
>>3865740
>spanks
>>3865743
3
6
>>3865740
>did not manage to dodge in time
>it hits her head
>severe blunt force trauma
>>3865740
>>3865708
Wait a secon penguin! Nobody told me anything about cookies!
Ha
Hahah
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>3865743
>>3865717
>Real HG couples
What did he mean by this
>>3865743
Try for 36.
>>3865735
I can't take this.
>>3865760
This whole MN9 ride has been completely delicious.
>>3865758
>strips you while you're unconcious
>>3865743
Kamina just rolled for hosting
>>3865763
Double host
You love double hosting
>>3865758
Goodnight sweet princess.
>>3865765
>Stuffs it into your pocket and walks off
>>3865760
What the FUCK?
This is.. I don't even know what to say about this.
All of the news I've seen about this game makes it look like cancer.
>>3865764
HG ships so real the avafags met IRL to suck their dicks
Alright, let's go with a 36 then
FOXHOUND 105
>first 36
>>3865778
>casts water spell
>>3865784
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3865555
How has no one checked this yet?
>>3865784
Maria and Harusame
>>3865784
Selina Sherlock
>>3865751
>Penguin screeches
What was that for now!?
>>3865758
Oh boy, free cookies.
>>3865759
Yeah, girl scout cookies. Now that she's knocked out, we can go off an' sell 'em fer our own profits.
>>3865784
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3865784
Otori Mio
>>3865775
>>3865777
Hosting makes me uncomfortable. I'll just let him go.
>>3865784
Guiltia Sin Jurai!
>>3865784
Klopp
>>3865784
Sunset
>>3865784
King Dedede
>>3865784
Bikko
>>3865779
I don't do charity!
>>3865784
Nolsie
>>3865784
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3865784
Jack Spicer
>>3865784
Kaori Miyazono
>>3865784
Kuroneko
>>3865784
Eggman-kun
![YOONINGUI[9999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QD67KR3.jpg "YOONINGUI[9999].jpg")
>>3865784
Queen
>>3865784
The Player
>>3865784
>>3865785
Naoe Yamato
>>3865784
Suicide Baby
>>3865784
Vic Viper
>>3865784
Joel Matip
>>3865784
Mii Swordfighter
>>3865782
Hoshi and LF fucked a few times while KK watched
>>3865784
Marcus Holloway
>>3865784
Unconscious Honoka
>>3865778
>still unconscious
>her head is bleeding
>>3865759
>lying down unconscious
>>3865773
>still unconscious
>>3865784
Hammer
>>3865784
THE TRASH MAN
>>3865784
Birthday Squid
>>3865784
Okada
>>3865784
Haise Sasaki
>>3865784
Pit
>>3865784
Lord Beerus
>>3865784
Lavi Bookman
>>3865784
Baki the Grappler
>>3865784
Sergio Kun Agüero
>>3865784
Machi
>>3865799
Should we be worried about your health
>>3865818
Mememato
