HG thread
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3862128
>heheee~
>>3862359 (Pohara?)
Weird, it's like the most common where I'm from...and I prefer a more...large-scale sort of thing.
>Tap tap
>>3862379 (Muhkoto)
>She bolts back up and out, bottle of painkillers in one hand, pistol in the other
>>3862411
Yeah!
>She reaches into her tail roll and pulls out an ebony figure, looking like a monkey with large tusks. The tusks on the statue were so long, they pierced the statue's own eyes, coming out of the back of its head.
This thing. I found it in a weird building in the f- AH!
>She pulls her foot out of the rabbit hole, revealing a snake inches away from where she'd just had it.
>>3862407
So.. Do you see all of them regularly? Or do you have family reunions sometimes?
>>3862398
We are a group! We'll be the closest guild ever, like a family. Okay, we need people though, right?
WHO WANTS TO JOIN OUR GUILD??
>>3862396
Sounds adventurous. You'll have to tell me more about this sometime.
I was molested as a child
>>3862440
G-give. Give!!!
>>3862441
(Pohara+n!)
Uuuh! Nice cannon! Can i tap it?
>>3862444
>once i was seduced by a rabbit.
>>3862407
>shows you a picture
Them! Aren't they cute?
>>3862398
How can you jump with them? They look very heavy.
>>3862385
So you are a doll or something?
>>3862423
Ram! NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>3862441
>She lay on the ground still, shaking her head violently and blowing air at seemingly nothing, screaming between gusts of breath. With her head moving so fast, you'd be able to barely see what looked to be a worm on her face.
>>3862396 (Rammy)
Airship? Like... A blimp?
>>3862397 ( I haven't been told yet!)
It's all about touchscreen phones now! Go upgrade!
>>3862409
>Don't remind me.
>>3862411(Elly)
Well I saw her after you did, it seemed like she had moved on.
SKULLOMANIA... AT yo--
>Yawns.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHRRRRVice...
>>3862449
......No.....
>>3862449
It's more than just a cannon....
>>3862454
>After a second, she relaxes
...Why're you squirming?
>>3862411
That will be fine. You can have another friend at your post.
>>3862443
I should. Especially since I will be resting soon.
>>3862452
She should expect this by now. If I am talking to a faceless El, you should expect this by now.
>>3862456
No. It is in the shape of a boat.
>>3862442
Regularly, due to politics and the such. We have disagreements, fight over pointless things, and it's kinda fun, actually!
>He's finished off the burger now, but still sipping on the milkshake.
You feel better now?
>>3862459
Are you sleepy, dude?
>>3862449
Yep! Pretty cute!
...What do they look like?
>>3862465
Huh? No?
>>3862466
Obviously, but the best is the cannon!!!
>her eyes sparks
>>3862473
>looks at the picture
God damnit! Wrong picture.
Here.
>shows you another picture.
Aren't they the cutest?
>>3862456
.........What's your name?
>>3862442
>With a sigh she swiftly takes her scythe in to it's proper position and slams it down to the ground in between Makoto and the snake
...That most certainly doesn't look like a good-luck charm.
>>3862456
I don't think she'd abandon her student so easily....
>>3862470
And another hand to help, at that...eventually. But still, they can hardly hunt even fairies at so small a size.
>>3862449
Or something, I'm an android, I'm all metal, gears, wires, oil, and electricity under this fake skin!
>>3862470
Of a boat..? I can't imagine that.. They don't have things like that in my world.
>>3862478
It's Kaito!
>>3862470
Nah, not El. Where is she?
>>3862477
Aw, they're so cute~! I wish I could pet them...
Wait, is that a machine gun you're holding?
>>3862442
Yes we do
>>3862449
I can jump quite high miss
>>3862477
My tanks are more than just a gun!
>>3862477
No means no.
>>3862485
Just Kaito? I'm unfamiliar with Japanese composition. For now you can call me Jin.
>>3862409
why even live
>>3862497
Yees, my gradps gave them to me when i was very little, they were too as well, they were like sisters to me.
Yes, i chaingun. I made it.
>>3862499
Haha. That's i can hardly believe.
>crosses hands
>>3862485
Wow. So if i study you enough, i can make clones of you?
>>3862500
Obviously!!! But as i said, i "think" the gun is the best on it. Like in my flagship!
>>3862502
Weirdo.
>>3862489
She has had some trouble with her image lately. She was present for the game I hosted tonight.
>>3862484
I did not think of it. Would your mistress approve of it?
>>3862485
This may sound odd but what year is your world in?
...
>>3862466
THERE'S A MONSTER, RIKA! IT'S ATTACKING ME WHILE I'M IMMOBILE! SHOOT IT!
>She keeps trying to blow the worm off of her face.
>>3862473
Yeah, I do. I feel a lot better.
Well, it sounds like you're at least close with your family. That's nice, that's how a family should be.
>>3862484
But I just figured.. It's kinda crazy lookin', isn't it? It just gave me a weird feeling, like I wanted to keep it.
Ever since I picked it up, bad stuff's been happening. Maybe the luck gods are mad at me for taking it..
>>3862499
I'll find people, don't worry! I've got plenty of friends, e-even if we don't have any takers right now.
Trust me, we'll be the best guild ever.
>>3862484
I'm not saying that! I'm saying she probably completed her goal!
>>3862502
Well my fans gave me a last name, it's Shion, but... It's not really my last name,it's nice to meet you Jin!
>>3862503
It's a sad fate indeed...
>>3862513
P-please don't do that, one of me is enough the way I hear it, besides I already have derivatives of me.
>>3862515
2016!
>>3862518
>pulls tail
>>3862513
Do you doubt my strength miss?
>>3862518
Heh. You do have quite the confidence
>>3862513
It's all important.
...Ship? Wait..flagship? As in like "command vessel"?
>>3862518
>She walks over while shaking her head, examining the "monster"
>>3862513
Ah, what for, if you don't mind me asking? The gun, I mean.
>>3862518
Yeah! I wish that me and Russia could get along a bit better...
I didn't mean emotionally, silly. I meant physically, considering you fell out of a tree!
Wait, did you say something about a guild?
>>3862515
>Shrugs.
>>3862527
Well met.
>>3862530
Yes a ship. Yes...a flagship. Yeees. a command vessel.
>>3862536
Killing of course, and self defense.
>>3862529
Who would not?! That armor is like ten times heavier than my gun, or twenty times heavier. I don't believe you.
>>3862527
I don't know...I suppose we'd simply have to see.
>>3862518
>She frowns, before offering her hand out
...May I?
>>3862515
I...well, so long as we keep it out her hair, it should be fine.
is there a terraria themed code?
Good night HG
>>3862536
Goodnight, sweetheart.
>>3862528
Hey! Stop that, Anon, be gentle!
>>3862529
Yep! 'Cause I know I can do anything I set my mind to! Besides, like.. Hard stuff.
>>3862530
>She whimpers and tries to hold as still as possible, wriggling and squirming in discomfort.
S-Shoot it, please!
>>3862536
Yeah! I did! We're making an adventurers guild called the Super Squad, and I'm the leader!
You wanna join?
>>3862547
>She nods and hands the statue to you. The instant it touches your hand, a baseball would come flying out of nowhere and peg you on the side of the face.
AH! It's spreading to you, now! I'm sorry!
>>3862546
Well, obviously, but how exactly did you get one? Did someone give it to you as a gift?
>>3862557
G'night, sweetie~!
>>3862557
gn 2 u m8
>>3862557
Nighty!
>>3862559
No!
>pulls it again
>>3862546
That is not including my swords.
>>3862559
Such as ?
>>3862527
2187. No wonder you are surprised.
>>3862547
*yawns*
I would not want you to get in trouble for it.
>>3862541
Maybe will we talk another time.
>>3862546
...You have one of those. You.
>>3862555
>Nope, just the Eye of Cthulhu and Eater of World in the Board Games code, I think.
>>3862557
Bye.
>>3862559
>She sighs, picking it up before setting the worm down on the ground
>>3862555
A couple of hosts have arena events based on the Eye of Cthulu, but there isn't a full Terraria game out there.
>>3862559
Of course, but I'm gonna be the hero, amd you guys can be the backup!
bread. bread. bread.
Chill hours are fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHnRfhDmrk
>>3862559
>She only flinches a little, to her credit, before glaring and tossing it up to the air, cleaving at it with her scythe
>>3862566
I...suppose I could see, if she decides to show up here or next-door.... Feeling tired now, miss...?
>>3862565
I've seen bigger, but not two of them.
>>3862568
Well, eh it's not "fully" mine tho, but the crew follows my command as well.
Why is is so unbelievable hmm?
>flicks your forehead
You didn't even tell me your name.
Mine is Poharan if i did forget as well.
>>3862560
I made it, from the basics.
>>3862527
But it would be soo cool! I could make a robo-Poharan. Then i could easily hide away from my Grandps.
>>3862585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPRohCqk2N0
>>3862562
Ahh! W-Why are you being so rough with it?? Tails are meant to be pet nicely!
>>3862565
Hmm..
I dunno, like, threading needles is kinda hard.
>>3862568
>She sighs a loud breath of relief, closing her eyes and relaxing.
Oh, thank you so much, Rika.
You're my hero.
>>3862572
B-But.. I'm the leader!
You can't be the leader! That's me!
>>3862586
>It breaks. It just.. Breaks. Easily.
Woah! W-What're you doing? You didn't need to destroy it!
>>3862598
Dude, you're pretty talented to make a gun from scratch. Say, what country do you come from, if you don't mind me asking?
>>3862541
Haha, are you one of those 'Man of few words' types? That's kinda cool, I for one can't shut up.
>>3862547
Elly! Knock knock!
>>3862557
Goodnight, rest well.
>>3862566
2187..? Am I still around?! Wait that means I'm actually... 180 years older than you...
>>3862598
But you need to examine me to do that right? Sorry, I don't know you well enough for that, haha.
>>3862598
>She lets out a yelp of pure terror as you reach up to touch her, immediately recoiling
...Don't do that. Rika, tank engineer.
>>3862609
>Without a word she holds the blaster out and shoots the worm before holstering it, placing her hands on her hips afterwards
>>3862609
Not the leader, the HERO! The guy that swoops in and saves the day, like every other American!
>He's striking an amazing pose, saluting the sky. If you looked closely, you could see an American flag in the background...
It is time. I will see you another time.
>>3862586
Correct. I was hoping to be in a match, It does not look like it will happen soon. Good luck with that Elly.
>>3862557
Farewell.
>>3862613
My world is extremely different from most. I will inform you next time. Goodbye Kaito.
>>3862598
I could have sprung for bigger. But bigger is not always better miss.
>>3862609
Ah I see, tests of patience is it?
>>3862627
See ya later, Rammy!
>>3862613
Not quite, Kaito. I'm open to discussion. I'm.... tired. That's all.
>>3862613
...Pardon?
>>3862609
>She rests the weapon against her shoulder as per normal afterwards
It was clearly a danger.
>>3862627
Ah....but of course, Miss Ramlethal. Farewell.
>She offers a curtsy
>>3862618
>She looks between you and the worm a few times, surprised, before bursting into laughter.
My hero, really! You're the best!
>>3862622
Huhh..
Well, okay.
That's not a problem! Sure!
>>3862633
Yeah, anything like that. 'Cause no matter how strong you are, you can't make things less tedious.
>>3862637
Hmm.. You think?
>She stands around and waits for something bad to happen, but nothing does.
Maybe you were right. You're so smart, Elly.
>>3862609
I haven't seen this tall Lynn, yet squirell.
>>3862610
I came from the "Eastern Continent", but now i live in the "Moonwater Plains".
It's a pretty nice place. Still don't get the dude tho.
>>3862613
P-please! I will be, veery careful!
>>3862618
>she watches you confusedly
Allright then, i won't do that.
See? You are smaller even than me, and you built a tank!
>>3862633
Yes, but still.
>>3862656
>She shrugs
I just worked on reflex. And maybe a little bit of anger....
>>3862656
Great! Before we move on, are you alright to move now? It's been a few hours since you fell out of that tree...
>He pokes your shoulder.
>>3862627
A-ah.. Alright Rammy, goodbye have a good day.
>>3862636
Tired? That's quite unfortunate, but why do you have such an outdated phone?
>>3862637
Knock knock! You're supposed to say who's there...
>>3862666
I don't doubt that it's just... You're asking something kind of... Well anyway I don't quite trust you with company secrets.
>>3862666
I don't like being touched. And I'm not AS young as I look.
>>3862656
You're the one who told me to shoot it.
>>3862666
Dude's like a term of endearment, you could say. It's a very well known term here in the U.S. of A!
>>3862675
...Never heard of this...whatever it is.
>>3862676
Touch
>>3862675
What are you talking about, I have a smart phone too.
>>3862683
>Hides in tank
>>3862679
You're a stick in the mud sometimes ya'know...
>>3862684
T-then why were you using that flip phone earlier?
>>3862666
H-Huh? Lynn?
>>3862667
Anger?
Why would you be angry at a little statue? It's not like it knows any better.
>>3862670
>She sits up and stretches her arms out.
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm doing better, for sure.
S-Still a little bit sore, though.
>>3862676
I didn't expect you to actually do it, though! Don't worry, it didn't hurt me. I'm safe, thanks to you. You saved my life!
>>3862693
haku is such a fucking best
>>3862693
Something I've even accused myself of before, sir.
>>3862697
Because of that little "attack"....And sometimes these things have a will of their own.
>>3862697
It was just an earthworm, it couldn't hurt you if it was capable of developing the thought of it.
...Now get up, you'll need to at least sit if you want to down any of this.
>>3862676
You don't have much friends have you?
>>3862678
What's the U.S.A.?
Unusual Secretive Attackers?
>>3862697
Yes. Lynn. You have tail and thoose.
>grabs your ears
>>3862656
Strength is useless without form.
>>3862666
But still..what?
>>3862697
Great! Now, I've always wanted to be a comedian, believe it or not. If it's alright, can I tell you a few jokes, Makoto?
>He's eating a burger while speaking.
>>3862714
Nope! United States of America! It's the country that I represent!
>>3862719
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>3862719
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>3862702
Subjectively, people can like whoever.
>>3862706
Now I know the reason why...
>>3862714
Like two, I guess. One of which doesn't have memory of me, and the other one didn't give me a choice. Being highly paranoid, speciesist, magic-hating and religion-despising doesn't help much when many other people are either nonhuman, magical, or highly-religious.
>>3862724
I'm a serious person, sir...and I don't have much experience with such things, either way.
>>3862706
Huh..
Well, sorry I brought something like that here. I didn't know it would be an evil bad luck charm, but that explains a lot! That didn't hurt you, did it?
>She reaches out to lightly touch your face, where you were hit.
>>3862709
>She hoists herself up with a light groan, sitting with her legs crossed. She looks back at you with a small smile, laughing under her breath.
Okiedoke, I'm up. How long does it take for these to work, anyways?
>>3862714
>Her knees instantly buckle, and she starts to whine, grabbing onto your wrists and weakly pushing you away from her ears.
P-Please don't.. Mess with those!
I'm a-a.. Beastkin.. Not a... L-Lynn, thing!
>>3862716
That's a good point!
But I just can't train myself to be patient.. That's the hardest training.
>>3862721
Sure! I'd love to hear some jokes! I'm sure you've got some great ones!
>>3862721
>>3862722
>>3862733
POWER UP!
>>3862733
Can you tuck me in, Aniki?
>>3862737
>
>>3862739
Fucking slave, get your ass back here!
>>3862731
Here I go!
>He clears his throat.
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?"
"I don't know, and I don't care!"
>>3862731
I heal rather fast, after all, miss.
>If it did actually harm her it's impossible to tell, for lack of a mark
I wouldn't put too much thought to it, it's gone noe, either way.
>>3862716
I can't believe you, still.
>>3862721
Oh. Country? Like an empire or something?
>>3862726
Well, i hate "magics" as well. Why are you that paranoid?
>>3862731
>tries to squeeze it
Let me do that! It's so soft! Beastkin or Lynn it's the same, i bet you have paw pads as well.
>>3862750
Nope, just a country. Although I was once a part of the British Empire, believe it or not...
>>3862739
>Tucks in
>>3862731
>slaps ass
Morning, squirrel-chan
>>3862728
Honestly Elly... I've seen you laugh before, just not at my jokes...
>>3862742
H-Huh?! Please don't swear like that, Aniki!
>>3862745
>She rests her head on her hand, looking unamused.
You already told me that one, Alfred!
>>3862746
I know, but.. Still. I know how much it hurts people, so, I can't help but be a little bit worried, even if you didn't even feel it.
That probably would'a knocked me out, even. You're crazy strong.
>>3862750
>She starts drooling from stimulation to her sensitive ears, practically dangling against your grasp, mostly limp.
S-Stahh..
>She raises her hands weakly, showing that they're normal human hands.
>>3862762
Thank you, An-
>>3862765
Ow! Please don't hit me!
>>3862772
Sleep tight m'lord
>>3862731
Minute or two.
>She sets the bottle down
I'll get a drink for you.
>>3862750
By being considered food by the first of the three and a heretic by the last of them. Lifetime of that leaves you more than a bit antsy, you know.
>>3862772
A-Ah! I have? Let me try again, then:
>He clears his throat again, standing tall like he's about to deliver a speech.
"Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid in the world? It's pasteurised before you even see it!"
>He snorts, snickering a bit.
>You will never see this face whne you wake up after a night of lovemaking
WHY LIVE?
>>3862772
My kind are more durable than most...I moreso than others, admittedly. I've...had worse, anyways.
>>3862771
I know...not that I've even heard this one.
>>3862757
The what Empire?
>>3862772
Oh.
>she frozes for a second then slowly pets your head.
Allright allright, i stop. You are like my Rose. She is very sensitive too.
Tell me your name, would you?
>>3862783
They wanted, to eat you? What?! Why? Who?
>>3862731
You just need to concentrate.
>>3862750
I suppose I can give you a demonstration
>The knight points up to a tall tree
I shall leap to the top of that in one go
>he kneels down preparing to jump and with little strain clears the jump to the tallest branch breaking it and falling back down
Well... I never said it would hold..
>>3862798
British Empire! Like England? In Europe?
...Uh, what year is it where you come from?
>>3862796
Knock knock then Elly!
>>3862783
>She nods, looking down to the bottle.
Thank you, Rika.
Um..
D'you have any lemonade?
>>3862787
>She tilts her head, smiling awkwardly.
H-haha, that was a really good one, Alfred! Um, well, at least I'm sure it probably was. I just didn't get it.
>>3862792
>How do you think I feel
>I can't ship with myself
>>3862796
I know, I know! Can't I just be worried for my friend? It doesn't matter if you don't get hurt, or even if you can't die, I'm still gonna get worried..
>>3862798
>She sighs, relieved, and presses back against your hand.
Well.. I'm Makoto. Makoto Nanaya. I'm a beastkin. The squirrel kind.
>>3862806
Alright, I'll try!
>She closes her eyes and puffs her cheeks out, beginning to turn red.
>>3862826
Must feel terrible. Cutest squirrel in the world and you can't have her.
AND NEITHER CAN I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3862806
>when you shouts she smirks
Yea of course~
>When you jump she just stares
What the-
>When you fall back down she just stares continuesly jaw dropped
>>3862811
>shrugs
I heard that people here came from a different world then i, maybe that's the point?
>>3862826
Mine is Poharan.
Why do you called "beastkin" Makoto?
>she tries to help holding you before you presses back
I want to throw loli Monokuma in a pool of acid.
>>3862826
>The knight drums his fingers patiently
Be sure to breathe as well.
>>3862850
>the knight gets up from the floor dusting himself off
Is something the matter? They say you will catch more flies with your mouth open.
>>3862826
Darnit! I'm gonna try one last time...
>He clears his throat again. This time, he's putting as much effort as he can into his comedy.
"An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, 'So, do I come here often?'"
>>3862850
Well, I thought maybe I could show you what your country looks like as a personification...
>>3862845
Platinum is objectively better waifu followed by Nu.
>>3862798
The "nonhuman" thing? Youkai. Because they eat people, at least some of them.
>>3862826
Mostly just water and soda, actually....
I miss Miku
>>3862826
>She smiles reassuringly
There's no need, miss, really.
>>3862818
Erhm...who's there?
>>3862867
>Platinum, not Trinity.
alright then.
>>3862867
>They specified squirrels and not waifus, though.
Alright, give me 24 tributes
>>3862883
Goliath!
>>3862845
>You can sure try, Anon! Makoto is like a VN at this point, she has so many love interests, and you can become one today with one simple trick!
>>3862850
Nice to meet you, Poharan! That's a pretty name, and I love your hair!
>She thinks for a moment, before shrugging.
That's just what we're called. We're half-human, half-animal. I happen to be part squirrel!
>>3862862
>She takes a deep breath on command, color returning to her face. She sighs after a while, looking back at you.
I don't feel any more patient than before.
>>3862866
>She bursts out in a fit of laughter, falling back to the ground and holding her belly.
Hahaha! That one was good, that one was good!
>>3862872
Oh, right, that's fine. Um, how about cream soda?
>>3862883
But I'm never gonna not worry about my friends! That just can't happen, that's not me! If you don't worry about yourself, then who will?
>>3862885
But what if we dress Nu in a squirrel suit?
>>3862887
King Kaito
>>3862887
Elly
>>3862888
Goliath...?
>>3862891
I worry, just...not always.
>>3862887
The Big Eight
>>3862891
Well, if you want, I could tell you some more. I've got time!
>He pets you on the head. How peculiar.
>>3862872
They are monsters?!
>>3862866
Don't be sad. You can still show your country to me.
>>3862862
>she shakes her head
W-what the hell?! How did you~
>>3862887
Jack~
>she jumps at your neck
Poharan
>>3862887
Makoto
>>3862887
Vic Viper
>>3862887
A Boat I Guess
>>3862887
Momon
>>3862891
Can you atleast feel like you might survive now that you have taken a breathe?
>>3862900
I am no mere adventurer miss. I am the cream of the crop.
>>3862891
TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE SQUIRREL-CHAN LOVE ME!
>>3862891
I think I've got one or two of those.
>She bounds in to her tank and drops back in again
>>3862900
What else would youkai be?
>>3862887
Rika
>>3862887
Ragna
>>3862900
If I had to take a guess, your country would look like... This!
>
>>3862910
>Pick up lines, dude.
>>3862887
Cappy
>Female
>>3862887
Slime Rapist
>>3862887
Captain Marvelous
>>3862887
Krieg
>>3862887
Kazuraba Kouta
>>3862887
Tuvalu
>>3862887
Al
>>3862887
Takatora the fucking sexy nigga
>>3862887
The Undertaker
>>3862887
Guiltia Sin Jurai, Conqueror of Chaos!
>>3862891
whos your love interests?
>>3862887
Garry
>>3862896
>Let me be one to say fuck that and here's why.
>Luna is a cunt.
>Sena's a boy, though I feel like I'd hang out with him.
>Trinity has to push herself just to talk.
>But you must have your reasons so, beyond stating why I personally don't like her I'm not going to impose my taste on others.
>>3862897
Goliath down, you're looking tired.
>>3862897
Then, the times that you don't worry, I'll do it for you.
>She gives you a small kiss on the spot you'd gotten hit.
>>3862899
>She smiles and presses back into the pets, her ears flicking happily against your hand.
Sure thing, but.. I'm getting a little bit sleepy..
>>3862909
Hm, well, yeah. I do feel a little bit more survivey. Alive.
But still as impatient as ever. And a little sleepy, too.
>>3862910
I already love you, Anon!
>Literally just be nice to her, that's it
>>3862912
>She rolls towards the tank and pulls herself up onto its hood, groaning from the strain on her muscles, and flopping up onto it.
Blagh.
Thanks again.
>>3862942
>Y-You haven't unlocked the gallery portion of the VN yet, Anon.
>>3862905
Honk Honk!
>>3862887
Flame Champion
Need two more
>>3862900
Good to see you too. Doing alright?
>>3862952
!knoH knoH
>>3862947
You have the best of all worlds. Luna you want a dom, Sena when you want a sub. And Trinity when you want a cute. But hey, that's just me.
>>3862887
Maria and Harusame
>>3862951
so no one?
>>3862947
Huh? I'm not...oooooooh.
>>3862951
>She flinches slightly at the touch
I don't put worry in my mind when it's a matter of my mistress, you realize.
>>3862891
Nice to meet you as well. Thanks, i do work lot with my hair.
Well then, in my world Lynns are allmost the same. They are part of animal, part of human, they are tiny fluffy, and cute.
>>3862909
I can see that. I don't want to be enemy with you, that's for sure.
>>3862912
Don't know, anything i just guessed.
>>3862960
Yes yes! I'm fine, i finally managed to talk people here. They are nice.
You? I hope you well!
>>3862951
>Is nice to the squirrel-chan
>>3862951
>She pokes her head out, a can in either hand
Are you seriously that weak?
>She then places one can down next to her
>>3862969
Right...so you're from the outside world.
>>3862951
>He keeps petting your head, doing the occasional scratching behind the ear.
Well, I guess I can do one more. You might not get it, though...
"Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, 'We don’t serve your kind in here.' One of the yogurt cartons says to him, 'Why not? We’re cultured individuals.'"
>>3862962
>I also don't really like those kind of body types, but I see what you mean, though I feel like you'd be dealing with Luna a big chunk of the time.
>>3862968
Haha...
>>3862993
>She doesn't say a word, but she does smile slightly
>>3862965
>We'll just have to find out
>>3862968
Well.. Why not? I don't want you getting hurt, don't you want the same?
>>3862969
They're small? Wow, I'd love to meet one! That reminds me of Aiza-.. Uh, nevermind.
Sounds like you come from a fun world!
>>3862974
Thank you, Anon! All of you are so nice to me.
>>3862978
No point lying about it.. No, I'm not. I'm hiding my true strength.
>She reaches out for the soda and cracks it open. She uses her free hand to shoot you a thumbs up.
Because I want you to take care of me.
>She drinks her soda.
>>3862983
>She just stares at you, too preoccupied with the pettings to be too disappointed.
You're right. I didn't really get it. But hey, I bet it was really funny! You've got a comedy talent!
>>3862951
>the knight pats your head
Go get some rest young squirrel.
>>3862969
>the knight performs a bow.
I have no desire for enemies. I am just a humble adventurer miss... Ah, I never caught your name.
>>3862961
I want to honk honk your honkhonks.
Check it
>>3862969
A lot of the people here are pretty nice, yeah. Glad to hear you're doing alright
>>3862993
Probably, but I am well use to people like that. She is just a super tsun don't worry. As for body types there are much worse.
>>3863012
Soon! I don't get to spend much time with my friends, so.. I wanna be here as long as I can.
>>3863010
...She takes priority, miss. By and far over everything else.
>>3863016
Ready, sir.
>>3863010
>She rolls her eyes
That's just embarrassing.
>She cracks her own can open an almost imperceptibly small amount before taking a sip
>>3863014
Request denied.
>>3863016
Your fates were sealed from the moment you entered the destined arena! Bow down to my power! ...That uh, means that I'm ready...
>>3863010
>He keeps petting you, with the occasional scratch behind the ear.
Thank you so much, Makoto! I actually have one more, hold on...
"I'd tell you a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it..."
>>3863026
I hope you don't mind all eight of us doing random things, dude.
>>3863016
Looks good, dude!
>>3863033
O-oh.....
>>3863033
I will carry you carry you to gold if you let me.
>>3863034
Ah, are you trying to intimidate us, дa? It's not really working...
>one day until i have to erp with revy
>>3862978
What do you mean by "outside"?
>>3863010
Well i do like the travelling, the ocean. It's a nice place.
..yes they are very small! I even saw a very tiny one. She was the size as a real cat!
>>3863012
>she bows as well
Mine is Poharan, yours?
>>3863016
>hugs you tightly
You? You? I hope you are well too hmm?
>Capthca!!!!
>>3863006
How about another? Knock knock!
>>3863016
Looks good!
>>3863019
>If I'm ganna compliment her, she's pretty fun to play, and she's really funny as well.
>If I hated anyone from BB it'd be Celica.
>>3863035
I've dealt with worse.
>>3863055
Erhm...who's there?
>>3863021
It is best not to push yourself, miss.
>>3863045
>best of luck poor guy
>>3863052
Momon, or Mr. Momon, whichever you prefer. It is a pleasure Miss Poharan.
>>3863026
That's fine and all, but you should still worry about yourself, y'know? You've got people that care about you, so if you got hurt, those people would be sad.
>>3863032
Hehe, come on, I love spending time with you. I'll take any excuse.
>She smiles, but instantly grows much more somber, looking away nervously.
Hey, Rika.. Um..
Could you tell me why you're so against people calling you family?
>>3863035
>It takes her a second, and by a second, a good amount of time. She, eventually, starts giggling, though.
Ohh, I get it! 'Cause you already told it to me in the future! That's a funny one.
>>3863052
The size of a cat?? Woah! That's awesome! I wanna see one! I haven't actually been on a boat in a long time. Maybe I should soon. So, do you fight?
>>3863061
I've gotta! For the sake of friendship!
>>3863052
The outside world, not Gensokyo.
Since there are no complaints...
BLOODBATH
I've been waiting for that attack wolves event
>>3863052
I'm doing pretty well so far, thanks for asking
>>3863033
>>3863036
Oh is right, soldier.
Now buck up.
>>3863042
nani sore?
>>3863045
Might as well just one-off yourself right now.
>>3863067
>She seems to compose herself for a moment
...Because, it's just me and my sister. And Shanghai, I guess.
>>3863044
Intimidation? I am simply stating fact! Do not feel pitiful, mortal... You had no chance from the moment you were born! No amount of preparation could save you from the day you crossed paths with Guiltia Sin Jurai, the Conqueror of Chaos, the Harbinger of-
>>3863069
A-Ah, we're starting?! Ahem, I take my leave, fool...!
>>3863055
>Can't say I have played that one, I forgot about Kokonoe. I would have to bump her to the top if I didn't play Jubei
>>3863072
They play? No someone that can carry with urgot top
>>3863059
Wooden shoe!
>>3863069
Time to book it again!
>>3863069
What...!?
>>3863067
I'm a gatekeeper, miss. A guardian. My own safety isn't as important.
>>3863084
Wooden shoe...? Is this going to be another play-on-words?
>>3863068
Gensokyo?
>>3863067
Yes. Even if i have to.
>looks at your chest
Uhm. Your clothes.
>>3863072
Who of your sisters would let me honk honk her?
>>3863091
The admiral.
>>3863090
Yep, most folks from the outside world haven't heard of it, either.
>>3863067
Just do not pass out. I do not wish to carry anyone.
>>3863069
These bring back memories of that girl..
>>3863075
D'you think that people can ever be close enough to call each other family without being blood related?
>>3863089
>She lets loose a frustrated huff.
But you're also a person! And my friend!
That means your safety IS important!
>>3863090
>She looks down at her clothing, and then back to you, tilting her head in confusion.
U-Um, yep. Those are my clothes!
>>3863100
You'd carry me? Aw.. That's so nice of you. I'll try!
DAY 1
Wow, people are dropping like flies
>>3863067
I thought it was one of my best ones, too!
>He sighs while petting you.
I'm glad you like to my jokes, Makoto. It gets a bit lonely around here, and no one really wants to talk to me unless I speak to them...
Ah! This one is a great one!
"My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means!"
>>3863077
I am not mortal. I am the personification of Russia, and by the way you act, I can tell you one thing:
I can't wait to hear you scream~!
>>3863103
It's wide open! Aren't you nervous?! The boys are laughing at you, i'm sure of it!
>>3863099
I didn't hear about it.
>>3863061
Let's stay with Momon. Pleasure is mine as well.
So how did you end up here?
>>3863113
Yaaay~
>>3863078
>They gave Platinum a Hazama color palette and vise versa, so that's why.
>But I've played a little of Kokonoe, she's alright, she got nerfed hard which wasn't really Warranted because she wasn't that broken.
>>3863089
Wooden shoe like to know.
>>3863113
I can outrun speeding road rollers... Dam this thing is fast..
>>3863115
I like talking to you
>>3863103
...How blunt do you want the answer to be?
>>3863113
What!?
>>3863119
Duh. Because what goes in Gensokyo doesn't go back out, almost always.
>>3863113
Run, there's a crazy guy cha- is that a snowmobile?!
>>3863121
Ah, thanks, dude! I appreciate it!
>>3863113
Even in armor this was no challenge.
>>3863107
Can't let the supposed guild leader sleep wherever they desire. It may give the guild a bad reputation so early.
>>3863119
Ah! I was simply wandering town to town and ended up here. How may I ask did you ?
>>3863091
South, if she was ever around, and probably Harbor, but I'd beat your ass if you tried to abuse her kindness.
>>3863083
Urgot top is aids, and I'm a support main now.
>>3863113
Thank you for riding the Psycho Express, Toot-toot! All aboard, I'll be collecting your tickets, we have beverages in the DINING CAR!!!
>splat
>>3863113
Wa-Was there...Was there ever any...any doubt?! Of course I would win...! Do not feel bad, for it was a well fought battle...just allow me to slumber...
>>3863115
Kuhuhuhu...a country, are you? What an interesting setting, but you won't be a match for my power...
>>3863128
I, uh, want to apologise for Tuvalu's actions. He's a crazy guy, I can tell you that much...
ARENA EVENT
Because the death toll needed to be higher
>>3863137
>>3863134
Urgot top has always been good. People are just too stuck up with "urgot is terrible chemp" memes. Also
>honk honk
And I figured you would go support slut eventually.
>>3863120
>She lets out a groan
>>3863103
...My loyalty is absolute. Neither danger, forgetting me, or anyone or anything else will get in the way of that.
>>3863120
>I heard she was pretty easy as shit. But Kokonoe is pretty top tier waifu.
>>3863137
Please. I rule over the largest country in the world, and at any moment I can destroy the world itself. I will kill--
>>3863142
...Fine. You kind of win this round. But come next game...
>>3863147
>braum and naut main
>supp sluts
I do own Arcade Sona, but I'd never duo queue.
>>3863142
Hmph, I should not have expected that you would bear the burden of defeat...I have nobody to blame for this but myself!
>>3863146
What manner of demon approaches? A challenger...?
>>3863152
...Yes! That is the kind of amazing line delivery I like to see!
>>3863115
>She covers her mouth to stifle another chuckle.
Oh, that one wasn't fair! I didn't even get that one, I just laughed at the pun!
>She sighs, and looks at you, frowning.
I'm sure everyone likes you, Alfred. You're such a nice guy. People would have to be crazy not to hang out with you.
>>3863119
L-laughing at me? No! I had this custom made! Nothing'll fall out or anything, it's comfy, and it's easy to move in. Plus, it's super cute!
>>3863127
..A flat no, huh?
>>3863131
Oh, I don't really mind reputation or anything. We're gonna make a big ol' close family for a guild, right? So we gotta be able to just be ourselves around each other!
>>3863139
That's fine, I forgive it. It happened in the arena, so.. It's not like we have much control over who we kill in there.
>>3863148
Then I'll just have to care about you FOR you. That way you'll always have someone watching out for you, even if it's not yourself!
>>3863142
What an upstanding man
Two thirds of the tributes died the first day. Wow
>>3863155
shhh It's ok my favorite boat. I know your support needs deep down.
>>3863142
It's safe in here, but man it's coming down out there...
>>3863148
Aww, what's wrong with it?
>>3863151
>I didn't think she was that easy, but you can tell by my waifu what kind I like, though I have to agree Kokonoe has some appeal.
>>3863164
Rooting for dad
NIGHT 1
And there goes the only person I wanted to win. Great
>>3863127
So uhm. How many stuff you made?
>>3863131
Came here with one of my ship. Pretty alone, with Mak Sobol.
>>3863162
The boys will just be nasty behind your back, i'm sure of it.
>>3863162
...I don't let even you get in the way, if that's what it comes to, miss.
>>3863172
That was just...horrible.
>>3863162
Yeah....
>>3863158
A-Ah! Thank you, I've been practicing-- Mилocepдиe являeтcя peдкocтью в Coвeтcкoй Poccии. Watch your back.
>>3863162
>He pets you softly, scratching behind the ears...
Thanks for the compliment, Makoto, but every time I talk to someone I feel like they don't like me. Oh! This joke I heard the other day!
"What do you call a cheap maid uniform? Maid in China!"
>>3863162
How will we get high paying jobs miss?
>>3863164
F these dead.
>>3863183
Pardon but Mak Sobol?
>>3863183
Three tanks and absolute tons of sentry guns.
>>3863181
B-but... Santa..!
>>3863187
O-oh... Sorry.
Where are all the cute anime girls
>>3863172
>heard her zoning was crazy, iunno she is just cute. But feels bad since I use Jubei.. So .. Platinum all the way
THE FEAST
I was sure I fixed that event
>>3863164
That was just embarrassing of me....
>>3863183
N-Nasty? What do you mean by that?
>>3863187
Fine! Then I'd fight you if I had to!
I'd.. F-Fight you in order to keep you safe!
>>3863196
>She sniggers and bonks you lightly on the head, instantly frowning again.
Hey. Quit trying to make me laugh when you're saying such sad things.
Everybody here loves you. Do we need to throw a big party for you too?
>>3863193
What about, like.. Marriage, or something?
What if you got married? You wouldn't consider that person your family?
>>3863198
We don't need money here! Besides, we can just forage for all of our food!
All that matters is that we have fun!
>>3863204
It's not as if you caused offense....
>>3863221
You don't know what you'd be up against, miss. And if you stood between me and her....
>She raises her scythe without another word
>>3863198
A General in the fleet. Pretty annoying but, at least he can take care of the ship while i gone.
>>3863199
Wow, i only made some explosives and my gun.
>>3863221
You sure you want to hear that?
DAY 2
And we're already at the final two. Place your bets
>>3863221
Don't expect that to happen. And certainly not to you.
>>3863229
It'd be stupid of me to not keep improving, after all!
>>3863221
And how shall we pay for the other basic needs?
>>3863229
You command a ship?
>>3863231
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS METAL BEAST WORKS!
>>3863221
No need, since tomorrow's my birthday. It's just that every time I come here I feel like I'm tolerated instead of appreciated.
>He wipes his eyes with his sleeves, still petting you.
Aiyaa, why do I have to be so sappy... I should be happy that I get to spend my time with you guys!
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!"
>>3863215
>I mean a couple of characters are like that, and I fought a couple of Kokonoe's, it's not that bad.
>Also, 'Oh master Jubei, you're the greatest.', fucking hell.
>>3863219
Why're we fighting over this, I don't care...
>>3863228
You did though... I take pride in my terrible jokes..
>>3863231
I always die to stupid things...
>>3863246
>still waiting for that playable Jubei.
>>3863228
Then that's fine.
I don't care about your mistress, you're the one that's my friend, not her.
If I can help it, then I'm gonna stop you from getting hurt. That's that.
If we gotta fight because of it, then fine. Why would I let a friend get hurt for a girl I've never met before? That's dumb!
>>3863229
I dunno.. Do I?
>>3863233
I.. Never even suggested that. I was just asking, Rika. I already told you I know who I want to marry! Can't a friend ask a friend about their future plans? What do you mean "certainly?" Why me especially? Because I'm beastkin?
>>3863239
Liiiike what?
