ERP Thread: "I Don't Want To Make The Thread"/"More Penis/Boobs/Pussy Inspections" Edition
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>>3850415
>>3850415
>>3850415
First for I want to fucking kill myself.
So I heard this is where all of the cool people were, it only makes sense that I'd fit right in.
Ha, ha.. Ha..
>>3854880 (Tewi)
>He slowly caught his breath, pulling himself back upright. His cock glistened in the dim light, covered in saliva and semen, slightly softening but still filled with vigor.
That's the problem, nurse... I did it twice just last night. Isn't this way too since then? It's like my glands are on overdrive or something. Can't I do anything about it? I thought it might, like, scare a girl off.
>>3855051
Damn. I couldn't even win that one.
>>3855051
Hi Jiro
Find your soulmate
>>3855055
>Cool people
>ERP
Pick one.
WOAH GUYS BE CAREFUL THERE'S A NIPPLE COMING AROUND THE CORNER
WOAH
WOAHHHHH
>>3854773 (Leon)
>Rangiku moaned as his cock for the back on her throat. He didn't gag either. Hope, she went even further and took all of his cock and deep throated him. She swallowed round his cock while looking up at him.
>>3855068
>Isn't this way too since then?
way too much*
>>3854990
Did I satisfy what you needed? I feel rather terrible for stopping midway of the penetration testing.
>Feeling rather sore from the examination, he relaxed his knees as he lowered them.
>>3855102
Only one? But they're both right there. See, look, one's on top of another. Oh, jeez, am I the only one that can see this? Why is there floating text everywhere?! Where AM I?!
>>3855106
Is...is that Shrek trying to force down his virile, onion scented seed down Rangiku's throat?
>>3854901 (Master)
>Gagging on your shaft, she made many choking sounds, but still looked up with delight as she started licking up and swallowing his jizz that flowed into her mouth, incredibly barely keeping them from dripping out onto the floor.
Mmmhm-HM~!
>She hums out, swallowing it with a couple gulps, before pulling out and opening up to let him see her used mouth and tongue.
Ahh...it was the best milk I ever had, master~
>She praises, giving his cock one more kiss.
I love being your purr-fect kitty~
>>3855136
(I'm not even sure XD it was in the folder I have so whatevs.)
>>3855106
With the last of his restraint gone, Leon took one of his hands and placed it on top of Rangiku's head, holding it in place as he began pumping his cock in and out of both her mouth and her throat, making her take his throbbing cock down to the base while his balls slapped against her chin
Oh god, I'm getting close. I think I'm gonna cum!
>>3855119
Fuwa lifts the cup from under him, and examines the contents. She gives it a slight swirl, her nose twitches, and then she nods with a tiny smile playing at her lips. The toy left on the table, she walks over to the stand, and twists the cap onto the container. Her hand rests on it as she turns back to him.
"If you require rest, or wish to cease, that is fine," she says, "I have received more than I needed for the sample, and your responses were also valuable."
>>3855177
>XD
>whatevs
>>3855147
>I give you another pat and ruffle your head
Such a good kitty!
Remember that master loves you and can't wait for you to make him feel good again!
(Sorry to both of you but I'm really getting tired now, would it be ok to carry on some other time?)
>>3855068
>>3854976
>>3855223
(Sure thing, thanks for the fun. Sorry if the premise was kinda dumb, was trying to think of a problem that wasn't something like a tiny dick, can't self-insert into that - not that I cum gallons, but...)
>>3855223
(Different anon/lurker.) Good night Nurse Bun-Bun.
>>3855196
>Rangiku closed her eyes and waited for the impending orgasm. She moaned as leon thrusts into her mouh like she was an onahole.
mmph... mmm~
>>3855204
>She giggled sweetly up at him as she was played with.
Oh, thank you master...
M-may I sleep with you on your bed tonight?
>>3855223
While you're at it, show me where to get those cool bunny ear hats, would 'ya?
>>3855200
We can stop there, as it was admittedly taxing on my stamina.
I guess I'm healthy, right?
>His expression lit up at the fact that it was far less painful than he anticipated.
By the way, could I get more of those penetration"tests" done in the future? I kind of liked how it made me feel outside of the pain.
>Alongside his smile, a pale blush appeared.
>>3855256
People can have anxiety about big dicks anon.
Being scared it'll hurt their partners and stuff.
>>3855260
Good night, I'll probably be back for the deadhours in 9-10 hours.
>>3855223
That's fine, was about to leave myself
>>3855083
(Thanks Johnny Cash)
>>3855102
(MY MOM SAYS I'M COOL ;-;)
>>3855263
Of course kitty!
>I lay down on my bed and pat next to me
Let's enjoy each other's warmth!
>>3855297
(G'night Tewi.)
>>3855051
Same here.
>>3855262
>Leon grip on her head grew tighter as he held Rangiku in place, his hips still thrusting hard before he giving an extra hard push and jamming his cock into her throat as he released his thick seed into her stomach, his mouth hung open throughout his orgasm
(Sorry to end it here, but I'm getting pretty tired too. Can we pick this up next time?)
Now the thread is dead rip
>>3855307
Hey, giant cannon-sharks are pretty cool if'ya ask me.
>>3855285
"That is certainly possible," she says, and then bends down to grab a label and her marker, "Your health seems to be good, at the moment. Further examinations and tests, though, are not inadvisable."
She scrawls onto the label, and then drops the marker back onto the shelf. Fuwa turns to face him, and walks back over, her arm brushing against his rear as she grasps the toy discarded onto the table. The implement in hand, she slips back over to the stand, and looks over at her shoulder at the anon.
"If you believe you are taxed, then you may go. Thank you for participating, though."
>>3855325
Oh; yay! Thank you master~
>She delightfully rejoiced, hopping onto the bed with her hands and feet, before crawling over right next to him and snuggling into him, purring softly into your ear.
You're such a great master~
>>3855340
(Thank you, Pumpkin Mask Naruto Man)
>>3855331
(Of course. I'm pretty tired myself.)
>Rangiku was forced on leons dick as he came and released his thick seed into her stomach. She moaned with content as she swallowed all of it.
>>3855380
Who? I'm just a guy with a mask, man!
I don't even have a name! Speaking of, that reminds me of something important. I don't have a name.
Huh.
>>3855343
Alright then, hopefully you put the data created to good use.
>He sluggishly put back on his pants and proceeded to leave, but not before announcing his departure.
Godspeed.
(I am quite tired, so thank you for bearing with me,. I actually only stayed awake for this session.)
>>3855416
>(reverse Google image search
>find out this character's name
I feel someone could make a Roots joke here)
>>3855444
"I will. Good bye," she calls back.
Fuwa slips her samples into a bag, sitting by the stand, along with the implements and her marker. After hoisting it up, she glances around the impromptu examination room.
(Thank you for taking the time to play. Sleep well.)
>>3855478
Roots would be a terrible name, sharkman. Roots is what you'd name a dog, or a cat, or a dinosaur.
You don't name people things like Roots.
>>3855510
(Really? Because this shark's name is Nibbles. It's great. I always did love ironic names. Like naming big guys Tiny)
>>3855529
That doesn't sound intimidating at all. I mean, I get that that's the point, but c'mon. That's just embarrassing yourself at this point. "Meet my sharkthing, Nibbles?" You're asking to get made fun of, here.
I guess everyone is out enjoying their saturday night
>>3855560
(That hasn't come up. Nibbles' trainer hasn't taken him out on the town yet.)
>>3855565
(Filthy normies, am I right?)
>>3855565
I'm lurking and waiting for somebody I like to show up
>>3855601
What d'you even do with a shark monster? Those're the kinds of things you really want, but then when you actually get one it's kind of like, "whelp, now what?"
>Iowa doesn't show up when the most shotas could've had shown up
>>3855635
(You send the shark monster to beat up other monsters for fight money and bragging rights.)
>>3855655
Hey, I don't have a name yet, sure, but do we really need to call me Pumpkinhead? It's not even my whole head.
>>3855673
Oh. Oh, yeah, no, that's fine.
There's probably some moral issues in there somewhere, but yeah, no. Sounds good to me.
>fuwa's back
awesome
>>3855686
Well what should I call you then, "that guy"? "Masked man"? "Char Aznable"?
>>3855686
(I'll leave the question of morality up to my trainer. I'll just beat things up as that is what Nibbles is bred and trained to do.)
>>3855652
Somewhere a bunch of innocent boys are sad.
>>3855565
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
>>3855711
Yeeaah, I guess Masked Man's gonna have to work for now. That's got a ring to it, right? Like, I could take off this mask and be someone cool and unexpected or something like that, and they'd say, "woah, blank was Masked Man all along?!" They, being you guys, 'course.
>>3855714
Right. Gotcha. Is it even possible to lose at that point? You have a giant shark monster. What beats that? Nothing. Nothing is cooler than a giant shark monster. I saw him wrestling with that girl back there, I would know.
>>3855762
The masked man?
>>3855762
Ah, the old wrestling defense. Brings back memories.
>>3855762
(Garchomp takes 4x damage from ice types so there's that. And Fairy types also hurt pretty bad but other than that, he's a top tier Pokemon. Ahh! Speaking of, it seems Galko has gone MIA, what a shame.. I hope I didn't scare them off or anything.)
>>3855652
Is that saber?
>>3855697
(I've been back for a bit, though I only just brought back Fuwa. I'll probably slip in as her more often from now on.)
>>3855797
That's Goro about to cuck Saberfags and Rinfags everywhere, is what that is
>>3855794
Fairy types? So that means if Jun and Mizuki were still around they could defeat you in one blow? In theory, of course.
>>3855790
Alright, maybe MM. That's nice and short, but it still gets the point across.
>>3855791
The huh? I'm not even following here, Anon. I've got better things to do than watch wrestling. Alright, no I don't.
>>3855794
It's like rock, paper, scissors, huh? I wouldn't worry about the blonde girl, she looked like she was in a hurry, anyway. She was sweating and looked pretty nervous, didn't you notice?
>>3855796
Nah, it comes off. Pretty easy, actually. Don't get any ideas, though. I like having it on.
>>3855807
(Are you going to be around for a bit longer? Still up for playing?)
>>3855797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp1IZQ1F3-0
>>3855840
I guess it's decided. What's up, Eminem?
>>3855796
(Ha! Indeed, anonymous!)
>>3855817
(I dream of being like Goro one day.)
>>3855840
(Hmm, no, I'm afraid not. If you see them again, do tell them I enjoyed playing with them!)
>>3855840
If I pull that off will you die?
>>3855842
(I'm going to be taking a brief break, but I'll be ready to play in about fifteen minutes, again. Do you have a specific thing you want to do, or are you okay with continuing off the Penis Inspection Day setting?)
>>3855840
It stems from what couples used to tell their kids if they had walked in on them while they were fooling around backing in the day. They would tell the kid(s) that daddy and mommy were wrestling. In bed. Without any clothes on.
I want someone to cater my very specific fetish and play as a door knob while I play as a big, fat middle aged black woman called Bertha.
Any takers?
>>3855888
>I dream of being like Goro one day.
>getting dubs AND trips
THE PROPHECY
JIRO/NIBBLES WILL BE THE KEK KING
>>3855898
(Cool. If I were to play with Fuwa, I'd just love to help her with her research. Which basically is Penis Inspection Day anyway. So whether you want to call it that or not is up to you!)
>>3855934
All hail the Kek King!
>>3855923
>The door knob rests on it's wooden door, polished to a mirror sheen
>>3855873
Oh, good. No, really, good, this is fine.
I don't even listen to rap, Anon. Don't do this to me.
>>3855888
Will do, sharkbro! Hey, wanna wrestle around with me some time like you were doin' with her? Bit of one-two?
>>3855893
I.. Just told you it comes off, Anon. It's just got a strap in the back, like those ones that you just push in the two..
Y'know, those kinds. I picked this up for like five bucks.
>>3855920
Oh, that's what we were talking about. Sorry, I couldn't understand over two doofuses trying to pull my mask off. I guess the ignorance thing is appealing, right? Innocence sells or something?
Not like I'm planning on getting laid around here. I just came to deliver a message.
Some guy told me to tell you all that something big was happening tomorrow? Not sure what.
>>3855958
Thanks. I don't want to break it or anything, y'know? The closest costume shop is too far away, not worth the gas.
>>3855978
>pisses on the door knob
>>3855959
(All right, then. I'll respond to this post again with a setter post when I'm ready.)
>>3855978
>retarded anon tries to hump the doorknob
>>3856010
(Sounds good.)
>>3855981
You should invest on a better mask.
>>3855934
(D-do I get a crown and scepter?)
>>3855958
(H-how many more titles am I going to get!?)
>>3855981
(Ehh? But you're not a Pokemon. There's rules about Pokemon vs human combat.)
>>3855981
They say that ignorance is bliss.I'm not too sure about innocence selling too well in this place though.
>>3856053
Good evening, Miss Stacy.
>>3856053
It's fine, my horoscope said I'd lose this one soon. That's kinda weird, isn't it? Not often you get a fortune cookie that says something specific to you. That'd be like if you got one that said "you'll be mauled by a dinosaur," or something.
>>3856071
Rules? You're a giant shark monster. You'd think rules would be the last thing you were concerned about. Hey, that reminds me, how're you against guns?
>>3856072
Good point. Like I said, though, I'm not too interested in bringing in any action. I'm just here to chat until something cool happens.
>>3856122
>Pisses on Obito
>>3856122
(I thought you were a ninja. What is a ninja doing with guns? Deadpool not withstanding.)
>>3856179
>one of my avas
(M-Miku?)
>>3856101
Good evening, mister anonymous.
>>3856122
That is kind of weird, are you sure somebody isnt messing with you. Did it say that mask specifically? Sounds like somebody is gonna steal it.
>Penis inspection day
welp
>>3856150
...Seriously? No, really, why?
I paid money for this cloak. Twenty bucks. What's the point? There're toilets. There're trees. I just.. Why?
>>3856179
Maybe you'll find out soon, who knows? Somebody might go looney and fire a cannon, and the cannonball might graze my face and knock my mask off. Could happen! It's possible!
'Till then, you're stuck staring at the pumpkin.
>>3856195
What? No, what gave you the idea I'm a ninja? I'm just a guy in cosplay. I've got a conceal and carry.
>>3856197
Nah, it just said, "You'll be reunited with old friends." Weird, huh?
>>3856219
If you can't beat 'em, you might as well join 'em, right?
>The masked man sighs, rubbing his hands together anxiously.
Alright, let's get this over with. Show me your penis.
>>3856219
>young anon scratches his head in confusion
But you're not a boy.
>>3856253
Diego's new muse is kinda a good fit
>>3856278
B-Bakana
>>3856304
What is an image.
Are penis inspections even a thing still? what do they do? like... fondle you?
>>3856304
I-I don't ;;
>>3856253
wat
wait
Is diego back?
>>3856254
Exactly sooo
>>3856197
>young boy steps out of the shadows chuckling
Mister? I'm not that old, Miss Gwen.
>>3856195
Was I not subtle enough? Heheh
>>3856253
I have my suspicions as to who it is.
Until someone finds an errant cannon to fire I guess I'll stick with Pumpkinh...Eminem.
What's ERP listening to?
>>3856253
(But.. you're dressed one of those villains from Naruto. Unless this is a meta joke on how they aren't actually ninjas.)
>>3856338
(Or perhaps I'm too good at identifying people. ...or perhaps not.)
>>3856344
(The very faint screaming in my head. It's not as bad as it used to be.)
>>3856338
Eminem. MM. I guess it fits.
>>3856344
https://soundcloud.com/dreamperfectregime/eung-freestyle-live-sik-k-punchnello-owen-ovadoz-flowsik
>>3856344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EISe-WdZYE
>>3856328
>stammers
I-I'm not saying that your being a girl is a bad thing. It's just that I didn't think I would see such a beautiful girl on...this day.
>>3855608
Don't you worry I'm here~
>>3856328
That's fine, I can inspect other parts of you. Have you felt for lumps under your breasts? Id be happy to help a friend out.
>>3856337
Kid it's almost midnight you should not be wandering these streets alone.
>>3856344
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgfrE28gpc
>>3856304
That's a good question! I'm not even sure, myself! Speaking of masks, where'd you get yours?
>>3856328
Who? I've got no idea who you're talking about! I think I've done a pretty solid job making sure to stress that I'm a generic masked man. Nothing to see here, now show me your penis, let's get it over with.
>>3856338
Well, suspice all you want, Miku! That's a word, isn't it? Suspice? Sus.. Suspect, I guess. I like suspice though, that's got a nice sound to it.
What were we talking about? Music? I like David Bowie, personally.
>>3856367
Look man, doesn't matter what I'm dressed as. Far as I'm concerned, this is a bad part of town and I need to carry a gun on me. I can't fight off a mugger with fucking Gen jutsu, man.
>>3856428
I can't go home yet! All of the cool shit happens now. Usually. Unless it suddenly dies here all of a sudden...
>>3856367
Well, the name drop didn't exactly scream "subtlety" either, I admit!
>>3856344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A4syH-IRqQ
>>3856435
N-No, I don't think suspice is a word at all, and I've only spoken English for three or four years. I do enjoy all kinds of music!! I like Queen too.
>>3855959
Fuwa glances down at the bag she packed, and then listens out around the curtained examination area. Still a bit of a din to be heard, she bends down, and extracts the toys she'd slipped into the parcel. Using a wipe, she cleans out the onahole, and then catches footsteps nearing her stall. The sign still hangs from the curtain rung, and she pops out, glancing along with an idle stare until she spies him. She slips half-out from the coverings, and tilts her head.
"Are you here for your inspection?" She asks, reaching an arm out to coax him over.
>>3856435
I don't know how to help you buddy
>>3856428
I-I know how to inspect myself...! What about /you/?
>>3856493
The whole "one of my avas" part wasn't exactly subtle either, Miku-chan.
>>3856435
(Does.. do these threads have concealed carry laws?)
>>3856493
(I suppose that is true. It is a shame you've missed the last thread.)
>tfw LoL Jinx and other avatars have turned you from a diehard vanillafag into a degenerate
(and im back! got ice cream and went for a drive. here's my replies if you guys are still around.)
>>3853422
>As he begins to tease her hard nipple by sucking and licking at it, her stroking gets faster and faster, sliding her hand over his tip to get it moist with his precum before caressing his dick back down to the base. Her breathing starts to get noticeably faster as well, as his finger starts to play with her already moist pussy. Her grip on his head becomes a bit more forceful, further shoving him into her breast.
Tch... You're enjoying this a bit too much, don't you think?
>She blushes whilst turning her head away.
>>3853496
So you've never just shot load after load to see if it goes away after that?
>She raises an eyebrow as he grabs his manhood, a look of discomfort on his face.
That looks pretty rough. Welp. Guess what?
>A devious catlike grin spreads across her face as she gets on her knees in front of him. She roughly grabs hold of his aching shaft tightly and begins to gently stroke it whilst looking up at him.
We're gonna perform a little experiment.
>>3856547
Will Nibbles go from rape to murder? Tune in to see the action on the thrilling episode of /ERP/!
i wish i was dead
>>3856494
>Standing just inside the doorway of the empty room, he watches past the slightly-open curtain as the green-haired, sleepy-looking nurse cleans her examination area. He still wasn't quite sure what this inspection was all about and as a result was late for his exam, moving through the noisy halls that were filled mostly with guys talking about their results. The items that the nurse he was assigned to was cleaning up, however, made him a bit puzzled.
Y-yeah, sorry I'm late. I wasn't really sure what this inspection day was for, so I figured I'd wait 'til the crowd cleared out. Um, were those - was that an onahole?
>>3856549
>Being vanilla in the first place
I'm glad Jinx got to you :>
>>3856599
Hi Jiro
Find your soulmate
>Help me, a massive fucking spider just crawled on the wall next to me and I missed it, now I have no idea where it is
>>3856493
Queen's pretty great, they're a classic. How's about, ah.. Deep Purple? Ratt? All of that classic rock is great.
>>3856505
Alright, you can start out by pointing me in the direction of where I can get some coffee.
>>3856547
That's a good question, actually. Probably. I'd imagine everywhere does, right? Fuck, are guns even allowed here? Am I gonna get booted?
>>3856575
Where's everybody getting these animal ears? I want some. Or maybe like a lion's mane. Yeah.. A lion's mane.
Cozy music
Pls give to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXWt2ESxVY
>>3856549
I would tell you some stories but they would give away my identity. All I can say is get gud.
>>3856344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsAsseo8Etg
Morrigan been by lately?
>>3856344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olRbG-9mfa0
>>3856599
I wished I was dead once. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
>>3856344
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QElIxwfxcTA
>>3856532
I'm not the one and only person to run multiple avas, anon-kun!
>>3856547
I had my own issues to deal with, let's just say.
>>3856617
I feel like this is all a distraction for the issue of your identity and loose grasp of the English language, but I'll bite. I love Deep Purple too! Jimi Hendrix is also classic.
>>3856603
Different anon. I wish I was still innocent so you could corrupt me.
>>3856435
I was gifted my costume, luckily I met a heroine who was just my size. Had pretty good fashion sense too.
Oh and I summoned that spider btw. It's keeping an eye on you
>>3856491
I wouldn't get your hopes up, looks like everyone is doing normie shit. Me included.
>>3856505
Oh do you want to inspect me instIead?
You sure are a kinky bitch Jinxie
>>3856600
As he approaches, Fuwa tugs the curtain back a bit, and walks back over to the stand. She lifts the onahole in one hand, and reaches down to retrieve the bottle of lubricant - glancing at it a moment longer - then pops it open. Her hand brings the end up to the toy's one opening, and she begins to pump the bottle, filling the artificial canal with the milky fluid until a few dribbles stream out from the other end.
"Yes, it is," she says, and pops the container closed. Fuwa kneels, and retrieves one of the specimen cups from the second shelf.
"Do you prefer that for the sample collection?" She asks, lifting back up, "It is one approach available to you."
>>3856575
>He only nods and she can feel his cock getting tense, his middle finger now teasing around the cats sensitive nub....only for a few moments before he slides his middle finger her, wanting to do it with more then his fingers soon
Your first sample is.. coming...
>>3856575
(Welcome back! What flavor did you get?)
Never. I thought that by doing so I'd crave nothing more than to jerk myself all day, so I forced myself to limit my ejaculation.
>He meekly looked down to the floor as he told her that. At the sound of her words, he looked up and looked at her devilish grin.
Huh?
>Before he can question further, he flinched as he crassly held onto his dick.
A-an experiment? What's going to be done to me?
>>3856617
no caffeine, only sex
>>3856703
Concern isn't kinky!
>>3856694
Sorry, babe
>>3856549
>(tfw still prefer vanilla but had to give up on it due to personal reasons
Suffering.)
>>3856609
(Should.. should I go try and make friends with a lighthouse keeper?)
>>3856598
(I'm a gud boi)
>>3856617
(I.. I'm not sure. These threads don't have any law enforcement. Though I think there was a Patty Wagon player...)
>>3856693
(Ahh how unfortunate.. have they been dealt with at least?)
>>3856693
Hendrix. Fuck yeah. Just listened to his Woodstock set a while ago.
>>3856703
Seems that way. I'll probably wait until after the holiday.
>>3856724
Oh so you werent planing on fondling my breasts while you were examining me?
Good to know.
Still there are other parts of your body I'd like to examine. How do you feel about being hung upside down?
>>3856760
Yeah probably, everybody I going to be busy drinking.
>>3856724
Three strikes and I'm out. I think I'll just call it a weekend. Good night.
>got to sleep
>can't sleep
>>3856704
>He watches as the deadpan nurse grabs the onahole and fills it with lube. He slowly understands what the inspection day was meant to inspect as she grabs one of the cups as well. His heart thumps a little harder in his chest as he battles against a feeling of discomfort, mixed with a feeling of excitement.
So I wasn't going crazy when I heard "Penis Inspection Day..." And I guess that's why the guys were all excited.
>He stares at the onahole for a bit, considering her offer.
J-just so I'm clear, what are the other, um, options available?
>>3856693
If you've ever met me, you'd think you'd be able to tell from how my voice sounds, right? Oh, yeah, I forgot. Well, I don't think it matters anyway, right?
I was never a big fan of Jimi Hendrix, actually. I discovered Prince recently though, surprisingly enough I never really paid attention to his music growing up. He's amazing! I'm so upset I didn't give him a chance sooner, really.
>>3856703
You did? Let's just hope it doesn't get a peek under this mask, yeah? That'd be a disaster if you saw before the given time. If that happened, I just might have to kill you!
>He pauses for way too long before laughing.
No, I wouldn't do that. I will admit, you fill the suit well. Give her my props if you see her again.
>>3856724
Really? Seems like a pretty strict diet to me. Don't you need caffeine for more sex? Maybe we could rig up- get this- caffeine-coated condoms. Good idea? Multitasking!
>>3856733
That's what we need! We need a cop here. Maybe.. Poison's a cop, right? I could've sworn I saw a Poison around here somewhere..
>>3856883
Final Fight Poison?
Just because h--sh--um, just because that individual has a pair of handcuffs doesn't mean they're a cop.
>>3856693
>Rubs hair
>>3856838
(Between you and me, I've been tempted to pick up a Parker-Lizard to your Spider-Gwen but I didn't want to pull the "playing a canon love interest just to have an easy time with an avatar" card.)
>>3856851
(Broil a banana with some cinnamon for ten minutes and then drink the concoction. I learn this just this afternoon. It's supposed to be a home remedy for insomnia.)
>>3856883
(Poison is a manager to a professional wrestling if I remember my Street Fighter lore correctly.)
>>3856871
"You can receive manual stimulation," she says, planting the cup down and then testing her finger in the tight toy, "oral stimulation, penetrative stimulation, or vibratory stimulation."
Fuwa bends down once more, and retrieves another pair of disposable latex gloves. Once she straightens up, she places the onahole back in its place, and snaps both of them on. She turns, facing him as she tugs on each finger to ensure the material hugs her skin. Her eyes drift along his form before locking back on his, and she tilts her head.
"Regardless of which option you consider, you will need to strip," and she gestures toward his pants, "there is an examination you may sit on, too, if you wish."
>>3856911
Guess you've got a point there. I thought she was, though? I must be totally wrong. I need to brush up on my fighting game lore.
>>3856924
Really? She's got CUFFS! She dresses just like a cop!
Well, I'd say that's good enough, anyway. Who cares about trivialities like "TECHNICALLY not a cop?" I'm technically not a ninja, but that doesn't stop me from wearing this cool shit.
>>3856851
>cuddles the spicy chicken
What stuff are you into, /trash/?
>>3856967
She worked with some corrupt cops, but she's only been a common street brawler and manager to a professional wrestler.
>>3856992
I want someone to bathe me and then lick my squeaky-clean asshole
>>3856992
Getting fucked while wearing women's clothing.
>>3856992
vore...
>>3856985
Ah, a-anon! I've gotta sleep...
>>3856999
Well hey, today I learned. Never played her game, I just thought she was hot. And then I learned she had a dick, probably.
>>3856851
Wanna fug? We spoke last night but you were tired
>>3857030
Capcom has literally stopped caring. The official stance is now that Poison has no canon gender and its up to each individual.
>>3856733
Not sure, guess we'll see tomorrow. I hear there's a party going on or something.
>>3856735
Small world, so was I a couple days ago
>>3856883
Yes, I probably would, I've got an ear for this kind of thing. Oh well
Ha, finding him late is better than never finding him at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmCZsOEZvBA
>>3856913
>Cutesy whining
Hey there Aladdin!
>>3856992
You want the long list or the cliff notes version?
>>3857051
That's hilarious. But isn't saying Capcom stopped caring sort of wrong? Let's give Capcom the benefit of the doubt here, it's only the right thing to do.
Capcom NEVER cared.
>>3856967
(I'm not technically a.... I don't know how to finish that.)
>>3856992
(I want to make love to a special someone after a series of dates to get each better and to slowly fall for one another. Upon the night of the consummation of our love, we slowly ease each other into the mood through the use of tender kissing and touching each other's sensitive areas. Once we were ready, we'd take each other's hands as I slowly penetrate her, letting out a shuddering gasp as I did so. I'd stay there for a moment before I got the okay to keep going, and then we'd make sweet, passionate love until I came deep inside her and collapses onto her body, to fall asleep and wake up still in her arms.)
>>3857062
(A party?)
>>3856992
Facesitting, hypo, sissy, bimbo, femdom, snuggles, love, hand holding
>>3857077
At one point, the canon was that in America, she's a post-op women, and in Japan he is a man who tucks his dick between his legs.
But people still asked them non-stop for years, so they finally just threw up their hands and said "no canon gender, you decide".
>>3856992
For a lewd girl to tempt a pure man to depravity as we watch the descent into madness
>>3857062
Just give me that hard list daddy.
>>3856992
Lurkers, post characters and their fetishes!
Princess/Sissy Slut Link:
>Being treated like a princess, loving doms, face fucking, being carried
Vanilla The Rabbit:
>Vanilla sex (buh-dum-TISH), shotas who keep insisting on going after her, breastfeeding others
Princess Daisy:
>Being the slave in a BDSM, being completely abused and degraded, attention in general, being filmed
Miss Fortune:
>Lighthearted sex, blowjobs that become headless blowjobs, scratching, petting
Luffy:
>Cuddling, sweet talking, roughhousing
Ty Lee:
>Positions that require her acrobatic abilities, sucking cock while getting licked/fucked
Ibuki:
>Energetic people, blunt responses, sloppy makeout sessions, hard pounding, deep throating
Celestia:
>Being the master in a BDSM, being worshipped in general, punishing and hurting slaves she sees fit, has a secret kink for being dominated
Scout:
>Muscular, peppy or mature women, femboys/sissies, being sucked
Sans:
>Puns, pranks, trolling, not taking part of these sins
Amy Rose (Not Pictured):
>Being a pet, collar/leash play, anal, cock worship
>>3856992
what am i not into
>>3857121
Amy Rose, eh?
Hm, tell me something, does all RP in these threads have to be erotic?
>>3857091
I would love to snuggle and kiss my little sister, especially at such a calm time at night.
>>3856936
Sure...
>The options the nurse rattled off flew around in his mind. Penetrative stimulation - if the nurse was having sex with the students she was examining, she sure didn't look like it. As he considered this, however, the nurse's figure seemed to jump out at him - her long skirt and white lab coat just barely managed to hide her hips, and her chest was sizeable cast a mound through her uniform. He wanted to be greedy...but the situation was just a bit too weird for him to handle. He removed his shirt and started undoing his belt, still trying to clear up his confusion around the exam.
You sure seem to be doing whatever it takes to collect some semen. Can I ask what this is for? I don't mind doing whatever's easiest for you, I suppose.
>>3856992
Most vanilla things, because I'm a basic bitch.
>>3856992
Logistical planning, Maritime construction operations, Weapons development and implementation, Personnel management and training, Studying combat theory and fine cigars.
>>3857142
Well, it would be preferred in all honesty. What plans do you have?
>>3857062
It bugs me that he has such a crusade against copyright though, admittedly I'm scrounging around to find his songs for free at a convenient place online.
Makes sense you'd have a good ear, being a popstar and all. I've only listened to a few of your songs, but they were all pretty nice.
>>3857081
You're not technically a.. Man?
>>3857096
How is he a man if he has tits, though? You can't deny that Poison has some killer tits. You can't call something with a chest like that a man, it doesn't matter. That's a woman.
>>3857132
Axolotls?
>>3857150
Y-you mean it? Nothing sexual? just holding?...
>>3857169
>>3857171
Oh, the brutal torture and evisceration of her.
Slowly, painfully making her suffer until she begs for the sweet release of death, then prolonging her pain until I decide I'm bored.
>>3856883
Before the given-
Oh I see you must have gotten surgery or something. Don't worry I won't peek at your possibly hideous face.
>>3856924
(Between you and me, I wouldn't mind)
>>3856992
Femdom, feet, rape, and ear licking.
>>3857174
Man with implants. And I guess estrogen treatments.
But still with a tucked-in tallywhacker.
>>3856992
Maids.
Why can't I fuck one
>>3857107
>daddy
>conflicted whimpering
Alright, here's a pastebin that contains my kinks but distinctly lacking in MONSTER COCK go hog wild
http://pastebin.com/LeuJmWTC
>>3857081
Is there an echo? Yeah, I was informed by a messenger of sorts it happens tomorrow night.
>>3857174
There's always a catch with the greats, though. I've come to accept that!
>only a few
>only "pretty nice"
I'm going to have to strap you down and force you to listen to more than a few!
>Ava you want to try using but don't have the balls to use
>pic related, I wish I could do Ibuki justice but I dunno
>>3857174
I love cumming on my Axolotl
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2016.03.05_18.51.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DH1wJMu.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2016.03.05_18.51.32].jpg")
Sorry for dying on you Jiro!
I got called away and then some people dragged me out for a bit.
>>3856992
http://pastebin.com/gsr6wkqc
>>3857243
Are you the Ibuki that showed up twice and never again? Honestly I know nothing about the character but shes a cute and sexy ninja
>>3857192
Of course, my dear sister. I just want to be happy with you...
>I smile warmly at you, holding a hand out to you, ready to snuggle.
We've both done things for each other; me giving you money, and you becoming a financial mistress to pay me back.
I just want to keep our love alive...
>>3857278
Nope
>>3856344
Being depressed sucks.
http://youtu.be/TyXuGOfqyZw
>>3857153
"None of these methods present any difficulty for me," she says, with a hint of a smile flickering along her lips, "I believe any of them should be sufficient to bring you to climax. My main concern is which will provide the greatest opportunity for actual collection, and be the most productive."
Fuwa turns half from him, and half toward the top shelf. Her eyes trace along his figure as he strips down, and she feathers her fingers across the onahole, dribbling from both ends with the milky lubricant. She wraps her hand around it, and lifts it, giving the floppy jelly substance a little heft before she tilts her head toward him. Her other hand comes up, and begins to loosen her tie's knot as she stands there.
"If you are to leave the method up to me, I would choose oral stimulation," she continues, and then switches the onahole to her other hand. "Do you believe you will produce a significant amount of semen from that? Or should I use a more vigorous method?"
>>3856992
I just want to make people happy.
Also financial stability, and confidence
>>3857174
(Ahh there's that.)
>>3857213
(I'll consider it then. Though there's a lack of _proper_ Parker-Lizard images in the comic actual, so I may end up using 616 Lizard as a placeholder)
>>3857233
(What manner of party? What's the occasion?)
>>3857274
(It's fine!
>Things I yes
>Things I no
S-Scout is that you?)
>>3857295
(Image.)
>>3857292
LD, I need you right now. Badly.
>>3857304
Why is Shalltear so perfect?
>>3857213
Hey, screw off, I look fine under this thing. It just needs to be when there's more people around, right? I need to make a big reveal, with fireworks and shit.
>>3857217
I don't care what the technical term for that is, if you've got tits, I'm calling you a woman. Plain and simple.
Doesn't matter what's downstairs.
>>3857233
I think you'll find that I won't be the one being strapped down at all, if that's how you're going to be about it. Why not perform them for me yourself, if you're so adamant to have me listen to them all?
>>3857243
>I've RP'ed with you twice I think, and I love this character. She's definitely up there in my favorites, you should use her more.
>>3857263
Huh.
Odd fetish, but alright. Both of them?
>>3857322
I feel offended you think I'm him.
>>3857351
What? I thought he had a depression fetish...
>>3857243
Any Granblue Fantasy character
The english wiki tells me jackshit about personality and I can't rival Kawai.
>>3856992
Way too much for me to type it out right now because I'm definitely not whoring myself out on F-List.
>>3857028
>>3857213
>>3857091
All of these fellas have superb taste though. Among others.
>>3857174
who is this
also no
>>3857263
E-er
>>3857198
Hmm...
Shoot; why not? I'll give it a try. Just don't expect many pictures relating to that from me...
Or pictures at all if I run out...
So thats a no on the Amy torture then?
>>3857337
Shalltear knows she deserved to be punished. I just wish Albedo hadn't punched a hole in the wall when she saw it.
>>3857372
What the fuck is that supposed to even mean? But, no, I'm not him.
>>3857169
(Just out of curiosity, but was this Sanke the same one from /b/ who owned Princess/Femboy Link?)
>>3857287
.. I guess a little hug couldn't hurt
>She walks into your open arms, her plump body warm and fluffy as you hold her, she sighs and nuzzles into you lovingly
![[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.50_[2016.03.25_12.42.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y4fGMN0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Oshiete! Galko-chan - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.50_[2016.03.25_12.42.26].jpg")
>>3857305
No I'm Galko
Only ava I have besides Rin from Bakuon who I played once
>>3857382
You'll just have to be here tomorrow to find out, won't you? Spooky, right? I'm like a ghost. Maybe that's who I am. A ghost that haunts your house. That reminds me, did the sick one ever get better?
>>3857305
Someone's returning or....something, I don't know.
>idle whistling while looking over her nails
>>3857342
As if I weren't certain I knew who you were before, that cements it. I'd already planned on performing for you, in any case~
>>3857408
/b/ had multiple Snakes. I'm not the one you mean.
>>3857416
>I smile warmly at her cute smile, pulling her into a embrace, snuggling my head gently on top of her head, gently kissing her forehead.
Thank you, my beautiful little sister. I feel, so happy with you by my side...
>>3857383
Eh, some other time. At least now I know I can.
........
But just on the way out,
>violently punches her in the face, letting out a satisfying crack as her nose is shattered
>>3857455
You caught that? It was supposed to stay a secret for a bit longer. Looks like I'm making my teases a bit too blatant at this point.
W-Well, if it's you, Miku-chan, I-I don't mind.. Uguu..
>>3857295
>He gulps at the nurse's suggestion, watching her a bit more intently as she loosens the tie around her neck.
No complaints here, Miss Nurse. Truth be told, I think I'd produce a good amount no matter what method you used. It's just a matter of how you'd...collect it, I guess?
>Throwing his belt to the floor, he kicked his pants off and stood ready with his boxers on.
I'll do my best to produce a sizable sample for you!
>>3856694
Don't fight it, eventually you break on through and just start appreciating everything. It's all about the kind of mood you're in.
>>3856617
I got them from my parents. When I was born.
>>3856712
>Kokonoe takes another sharp breath as he teases her clit before his finger slides into her warm moist slit, her tails curling a bit at the entry. She squeezes his throbbing cock, wanting to feel its warmth against her hand. She bites her lip a bit as he rubs his finger against her inner walls. She says nothing, only continuing to sensually jerk his cock off.
>>3856718
(thanks! vanilla with chocolate chips and cookie dough together with chocolate!)
Isn't it obvious? I'm gonna make you cum until you can't cum anymore. It's worth a shot, isn't it?
>She licks her lips a bit after speaking, a lustful look in her eyes.
If it doesn't work... uh... we'll think of something else.
>She shrugs a bit before immediately going to work, firmly gripping his shaft whilst pumping her hand up and down his length. She takes her other hand and cups his balls, gently kneading them, trying to goad his second load out.
Time for number two.
>>3857431
(It's a reference to an image that used to be posted in rage threads.)
>>3857455
(Ehh? Someone special? Someone I know?)
>>3857477
(Damn. Oh well, thanks for answering.)
>>3857501
>Blinking in surprise, the punch did more than break her nose, it also managed to render her unconscious, knocking back against the wall before falling roughly at your feet, giving you time to pick her up and ready her for your future torture session.
Which avatars are into being fucked into submission
>>3857542
Dio didn't know about my axolotls or how they were sick, it's someone from the irc. But bring him back
>>3857438
...Ruz?
>>3857542
"Look at how cool I am, guys, I figured it out! Look at me! Aren't I cool?"
Yeah, no shit. Everyone figured it out by his first post, it's still fun.
>>3857560
I have quite a few here >>3857121 , but Amy Rose and Daisy are the most prompted in my mind.
>>3857512
"If I am to stimulate you orally, I will do so until you near completion, at which point I will express your semen into this cup," she says, and replaces the onahole with the cup in her hand, "It's a simple process."
Fuwa's other hand finishes loosening her tie, and she flicks the top two buttons on her blouse open. She places the cup into her coat's pocket, and walks over to him, her eyes trained on his gaze. Once she reaches her arm's breadth between them, she stretches out, and cups his groin through his boxers. Her head tilts the other way as she gives a gentle squeeze, and then drops her grasp away, then kneels. She lifts her fingertips up, and wedges them in the waistband, tugging down until his length pops out, in whatever state it might be, with her lips hovering close to it.
>>3857544
>He pulls his head back as his finger matches her pace with her hand and looks up at her
If I cum... can I put it in sensei? it feels like... you need it to...
>His free hand moves to get the container and line it up, holding back until he got his answer
>>3857375
"Yes?"
>>3857544
Are you saying you have to give birth to me in order for me to get those cool animal ears?
How's that even work?
>>3857577
Ouch. You're mistaking me for that insensitive asshole? That really hurts me, Jinx. I was practically mortal enemies with him near the end. Does that clarify anything?
>>3857672
>massages your feet :^)
>>3857503
It seems I'm not the only one awful at subtlety.
It's fine, your secret is safe with Miku-Miku, assuming it isn't as obvious to everyone else here as it is to me.
>>3857545
Nobody special, really. I'm just being coy!
>>3857560
Oh me, me. I'm not really in the mood to play tonight though, sorry.
>>3857544
Until I can't cum anymore?
>He parroted. The idea to him sounded worrisome as it went against his policies, but he was willing to do anything that could possibly help him. He let her work on his shaft, biting down onto his lips as her soft hands stroked his length. His legs started to fidget around as his balls were massaged, but he knew that he needed more stimulation. Giving up to the sensations, he gave her a request with a raspy voice.
Can you please jerk me harder? I don't think this is enough.
>>3857643
You missed my mimc raping by a few hours jinx, god damn it why must my drive be dead
>>3857672
O-oh miss...
You are so breathtaking; I'm quite envious of your looks to be honest...
>>3857062
Hey Miku!
I did my hair up to look like yours!
>>3856992
Cuddling lovey-dovey stuff. Futas, Squirting, Rape, Anal, Face sitting, Beast, Cock and ball worship, Ass worship, Domination, Submission, Pet play I'm sure I'm missing some stuff.... But I love making people cum the most I forgot bondage and humiliating people
>>3857703
Oh, come on, that's not a very good vote of confidence for me. I think I'm pretty good at this whole anonymity thing.
I spent like thirty bucks on this getup, I even painted my toenails!
>>3857644
Oh, yeah. Well, that makes sense.
>He says so with an air of disappointment. Still, he counted his lucky stars, as he certainly didn't expect his exam to involve a blowjob, and especially not from a nurse who perfectly straddled the lines of cute and sexy. As the expressionless girl began to grope at his privates, his mind started to wander - how many others had their inspection go the same way? Would he regret not asking for vaginal? What would have happened if his nurse was a guy? A bunch of stupid questions and thoughts instantly vanished when he felt some fresh air hit his dick. The excitement of being offered to be brought to orgasm, and some stealthy ogling of his nurse, had gotten him a bit excited, and without even being touched it was already half-erect. He could feel his blood pumping through his member, though, with her lips just inches away from the tip.
>>3857672
Where is the rest of that pic?
>>3857703
(Oh... I thought maybe you knew something I didn't. Don't know why I got my hopes up... I'll go into lurk mode now. I'll see you later thread.)
>>3857305
(Sounds like a plan, rape man. Though it doesn't have to be rape if you want.)
>>3857342
Boy how does that mask contain your ego?
>>3856992
...
>>3857733
The worst part is I was also there when it was starting, posting out of my growing Luvia folder because deadhours and poor decisions, and unable to partake. Mimic seems to be growing in popularity, though, so that's good.
>>3857856
>rape man
>Jiro will never again don the paper mask and make ERP great again
>>3857856
Can you rape me one day?
>>3857758
That's very
uh
very special, Aladdin!
>She petted his head gently
>>3857772
Actually, there's absolutely zero confidence involved. The mask is a very cute touch though. If I ever disappear and need to come back incognito I'll try the same thing, except mine will be green!
I paint my toenails every day, though.
>>3857832
S-Sorry Jirochomp. Let's just say the pumpkin-masked guy is -probably- the person in question. Later!
>>3857869
I played games during dead hours and got a ton of discord pm's for sessions... I will hopefully get more popular with Val enjoying it so thoroughly
>>3857690
"Stop that, Blaziken."
>>3857743
"That's okay, everybody else, little boy. Unfortunately for you, The Great and Powerful Trixie isn't sticking around tonight for long, but you are welcomed to take a picture!"
>>3857819
https://yiff.party/patreon_data/4322741/323728/TrixieSamaFull.png
