ERP
Best girl edition COMING SOON TO A THREAD NEAR YOU
Pre-cum: >>3840092
>>3845798
It's going well.
I knocked out last night mid rp with Muffet though so that sucked.
Hi new thread <3
>>3845830
Don't play with my heart.
>>3845831
A-anon! I just want to play some games.
My futa senses are tingling. Has my one true love returned?
>>3845852
Hello Tsu
its time to celebrate
kurisu has left the threads
>>3845870
D-does this mean I have to do the helicopter?
>>3845749
n-nhh... woof ;w;
>>3845707
>Sits on your lap and kisses your cheek
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way
It's the sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization
It's just between you and me
Because everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see
>>3845870
Really?
>>3845800
>With a giggle she shakes her rump side to side, almost begging as her sweet little pink slit is fully exposed to you
Come oooon! I want your fat cock!
>>3845808
But anon! I can't be mean when I'm all bubbly!
>She giggles as she sits up on your lap, hands on her hips soon dive into her waist band and slips her panties down and off of her, her wet little lips pressing on the jeans of your pants
Maybe I can tease you a lot?~ That's mean right?
>>3845814
>Fucking dies
>>3845833
TAKE IT OUT FAGGOT
>>3845892
>>3845883
Yes.
>>3845859
Shh..
>He leans over the small girl and gently nibbles on one of her ears
>poos in loo
>>3845852
Good to hear you are well Froggy.
Question, are you and Greninja good friends? What with the tongues and all
>>3845884
>Pets the Youmu
>>3845913
>>3845902
>Licks your feet
>>3845892
>Anon whips it out so hard it slaps her across the face
LETS DO IT.
GOTTA CUM FAST
>>3845937
You want to go?
>>3845950
Great now my boner is conflicted
>>3845865
Hiya there chesty!
>>3845925
I do not know a Greninja, sorry.
>>3845892
>He inserted his cock into her warm insides and began to move.
May I see your breasts as well?
>>3845964
Its nice your around during dead hours, someone has to be
>>3845958
Why is everyone leaving?
>>3845964
Aww that's bad miss froggy. Good luck and be careful with that tongue!
>>3845892
I guess.
>Anon could feel her warm, moist slit rubbing against his crotch. Even through the pants he could feel the heat coming off of him. He starts to to un button his pants, desperate to feel skin to skin contact.
As long as you don't leave me hanging, anything is fine if it's you!
>>3845984
I'm usually around at weird times, but yes.
And how are you Chesty?
>>3846008
I always am!
>>3845956
Bring it, nigger.
>Tfw no Norio.
>>3845901
Keep dreaming star cock.
>>3845945
YEAH!
>Without even thinking she swings her head forward, at first smacking her forehead off the member. More hurting herself than you. Taking a moment she holds the cock straight before swinging her head forward and forcing the thick cock into her mouth, taking it quite deep for the first swing of her neck, slipping it deep into her throat, muffling another hyped "YEAH" as she takes it deep
Mhmm~
>>3845981
Ahh~
>She squirms just a little as the cock dives into her warmth, sighing and panting just a little as she gets adjusted to the sudden filling of her hole, tightening up around your cock for a moment before reaching a hand up to her chest, pulling her loose fitting top down to expose her large, bouncy breasts
>>3846009
Hey! I'm not leaving until you cum!.. I just want to tease a little~
>She hums as you finally expose your cock, she bounces just a little to let the cock slam against her wet slit. Never going in she grinds her hips slowly up and down your cock's size
>>3845990
>Picks the Tewi up and cradles her in his arms, slowly rocking her back and forth while kissing her face over and over
>>3846034
I am doing alright, nothing to awful or wonderful, just about to touch dungeon defenders II to see if its as mediocre as it was when I last played or if its finally decided on awful or passable
Still blueballed by DMG.
>>3846043
I keep dreaming of the day that I finally drop down on my knees and start worshipping your throbbing member, my love.
>>3846067
This is the shittiest design ever.
>>3846035
I'll fuck your ass nigger.
>>3846050
Mr Anon no! You should ask first before grabbing a girl like that.
>She says in a huff, her cheeks reddening in frustration and embarrassment.
>>3846087
>Implying I'd let anyone but DMG fuck my star pucker
>>3846065
Ah, sounds like a fun time.
You go and enjoy your game Chesty <3
>>3846067
Please never post this image again.
>>3846078
Besides the septum ring (I hate septum rings), what's the problem? Guy's gorgeous
>>3846043
>Anon let's out a moan as her cunt makes contact with his rod, her juices coating it with sticky fluid. He could feel a bit of pre seep out as she rubbed him
I don't doubt it! Just teasing you~
>He grabs onto the magician and doves his hips, trying to guide his cock inside.
>>3846043
>He echos her hype when she takes him down her throat, wasting no time in holding her head still and thrusting, giving her one hell of a facefuck right off the bat. His balls slap against her chin as the head of his cock probes the depths of her throat with each push
>>3846043
>The anon began thrusting inside DMG as her walls press on his length. His hands now reach the exposed breasts as he began groping her.
Is this magic or reality?
>>3846067
>that entire fucking face
Why would you bring this here? What do you have to gain?
>>3846088
Aw, the cute little bunbun just looked so cuddly I couldn't help myself!
>He smiles and holds her close, nuzzling his nose against her with a chuckle.
>>3846067
Oh shit I know where I've seen this kind of character before.
>>3846078
>>3846107
>>3846129
>>3846159
>>3846067
Stop that! You're making me feel bad..
>>3846119
Nope nope nope~
>She waggles a finger in front of your face like a owner would to their dog
No insides! I'm going to make you beg!
>On the last word she pushes her hips back down, crushing your cock between her hips and yours. rubbing the wet little slit up and down your cock. teasing you with every small movement.
So, go ahead and beg~
>>3846121
>As you pump your hips into her mouth and throat the muffled "YEAH"s soon become slushy wet sounds as your cock bucks deeper and deeper into her throat, gagging lightly as you pound into her mouth
>>3846122
A little bit of both~
>She happily giggles as her large, soft breasts are fondled, bouncing and jiggling as you ram into her from behind, her sweet hole tightening around you as you pound into her
Ahh~
We should gangbang Iowa to celebrate the fourth of July.
We alive now?
>>3846189
But DMG you're gonna make my balls blow here, it's always an excuse, or you're busy. Now look at you, you're killing me here!
You wanted it when we met andhave since then left me with blue balls.
>>3846199
Why not gangbang DMG? I mean she's willing.
>>3846159
God I hate every design here.
>that thing where part of the head is shaved and part is grown out
Why would anyone ever do this?
>>3846213
Tell me your name.
>>3846211
I'm sorry anon! How can I please you today?~
>>3846229
Why don't we gangbang Kenny?
>>3846189
>He keeps up his facefuck until it's clear that he can't hear her speak clearly anymore, so he pulls out of her mouth with a pop and slaps his wet cock against her face to get her to perk up.
...Still with me?
>He asks, giving her just barely enough time to answer before plunging back into her mouth, once again pounding her face as he sees fit. In the meantime he reaches down to tug at her top and free her tits.
>>3846159
Wheres all the whit women?
(Yo, if you're going to gangbang anyone, try gangbanging Kasuga or Hinata! Ninjas are made for gangbangs! Flexibility, kunoichi training, etc....)
>>3846245
I second this motion
>>3846229
Call me Big Daddy.
>>3846189
To have a body as this obscene...
I have to make it mine!
Tell me how much you want to be filled.
>He found himself nearing orgasm from her incredible body. He withdrew one his hands to give a smack to her ass and then grip it.
This is one soft body!
>>3846229
>Why would anyone ever do this
Same reason you'd play a girl character as a femboy
Preferences, fag
>>3846233
>He takes her by the throat and presses her back against the wall, slowly lifting her feet off the floor, staring up into her eyes.
You know damn well this is going the way you wanted it to. You wanted angry and rough and even though I shouldn't give you what you want, I'm gonna do it.
>>3846189
>The crushing motion of her hips elicit a moan from him, and her rubbing certainly wasn't helping. Anon was a little embarrased at the fact that he was being treated like a dog, maybe he shouldn't have told her he was into being teased
Please DMG....
>>3846300
>He takes her by the throat
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
>>3846325
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMM!!
>>3846246
>As the cock pops out of her sweet mouth she coughs and breaths deeply, giving off a weak "yeah..." before you pump your cock back into her willing mouth. taking every inch in
Mhmm! mhmm..
>>3846287
Ahh! Fill me anon! Fill me with creamy hot cum! I want it deep inside me! Please please please!
>She begs as your cock pounds in her again and again, jumping a little as your hand smacks her round little butt
Ahh! Cum in me!
>>3846300
>As the anon pushes her to the wall she gasps a little. not expecting such a abusive response, however she smiles the little she can as you choke her, nodding a little in reaction
Mhmm~
>>3846313
Just a please? That isn't begging!
>She bounces on top of his cock again and again, letting it slap with a loud, wet hit everytime, she grinds her hips in small circles as it teases and rubs along her slit
Mhmm~ You know I COULD just cum like this~ Never letting your cock inside me. Would you like that?~ No?~ Then beg!
>>3846245
Because Kurisu would be able to detect it and come back.
>>3846378
She didn't leave.
>tfw you want to play this girl but the the antilolifags would hunt you down
>>3846378
Gwar fucking sucks
>>3846372
>Lifting his free hand he slaps her once across the face before tossing her to the floor, calmly undressing himself.
God, I really do like you but you can be such an annoying cunt!
>He steps over her and straddles her chest, pinning her arms with his knees before grabbing her throat with both hands to choke her again.
>>3846143
(Sorry, was eating dinner.)
>Tewi squirms in his arms, her little legs kicking gently at his thigh and her red cheeks hot against his nose.
Misteeeeer! Put me down right now!
>>3846288
Kenny has a dick?
>>3846422
I thought I saw people referring to the thread 's Kenny as a shota or something. If I'm wrong, my bad.
>>3846372
You're the best!
>The anon shot his thick load inside. His balls were being drained as he thrusted inside
>>3846288
That's kind of silly too though. Why not just use a femboy character?
>>3846245
That's illegal.
>>3846286
I'll call you Steve, that's close enough, right?
>>3846422
No.
>>3846454
I've not really paid attention, I've asked if Kenny has a penis before and got no response.
>>3846402
Doesn't look loli to me by that demeanor.
What character is this btw?
>>3846422
Nope! You're my little bun now~
>He kisses her lips softly and brings a hand up to rub her tummy.
>>3846471
Grow a dick you furfag.
Please.
>>3846471
You don't!?
>>3846487
I don't have the ability to do that. Also, that would be weird.
>Softly bats her hands at Tewi's ears.
Fascinating.
>>3846372
N-no. Please let me in DMG! I want to come inside of you! I want to feel your insides on my dick!
>I screamed, laying my desires out clearly to you. I continue to move my hips, the feeling of your soft lips becoming unbearable.
>>3846372
>The reply she managed to get out before his cock slid back into her mouth was adorable. So cute in fact, that he just had to cum in her mouth, so that's exactly what he did. He lets out a woop as his jizz floods her throat, a few chunks of it sticking to the sides as it flowed down to her stomach. But that wasn't enough for him he had to paint her face too, so pushes her head back and strokes his spit covered dick, letting ropes of cum drape across her face.
Still hype DMG?
>He asks, still brimming with energy himself, cock throbbing right in her face.
>>3846503
Nigga get yo ass back into ed and sleep
>>3846478
Fate's version of Russian occultist, Helena Petrona Blavatsky
Cogliastro or whatever the fuck her name was isn't Loli but got ban hammered anyway, so I'm concerned
>>3846543
Help me
>>3846543
*Bed
>>3846551
P-please do it.
>>3846485
>She nips playfully at his lip, pulling it softly lower with a mischeavous glint in her eye, as his fingers press against her smooth pale skin she wraps her legs around his waist to anchor herself.
Naughty mister is a no good pedo isn't he?
>>3846504
>Tewi shakes her head quickly left and right, her soft flopsy ears slapping back against Kenny's hands.
No dick no ears!
>>3846556
I'll whoop dat ass of yours if ya don't set yo fat ass back down into bed as sleep son
>>3846559
I know precisely who this is now
>>3846551
If you don't post any outright porn you should be fine. That's what Cag does now.
>>3846592
>>3846551
Do SFW images only, crop lewd ones to just the face, mods can't touch you for it.
>>3846593
Who? It's pretty obvious.
>>3846586
Heh, I wouldn't say it like that~
>He flips her skirt up and grabs her soft rear, groping and squeezing it through the small fabric panties. He presses another kiss onto her lips with a sly grin.
>>3846619
Cutie
*Swoons*
>>3846580
>Hugs the Parsee
>>3846651
Gimme a name darlin
>>3846580
>Gets on your boat
>>3846580
I'll see how things turn out this weekend. I need to quit phone posting and work.
>>3846597
>>3846614
That should help me out in the image department.
>>3846658
Yours? Do you wear an odd hat?
>Sorry for delay, made lunch <3
>>3846415
>Soon she realizes what she's in for as the anon's so rough with her, she tries to crawl away after you toss her. But soon enough you straddle her chest, she stares up with begging eyes as your hands once again wrap around her throat, choking her once again
>>3846456
>She tightens up ever so slightly as your cum shoots deep into her, clamping her knees together as she takes rope after rope of thick, creamy cum
Ahh...
>>3846515
Fiiiine. But JUST the tip~
>She hums as she lifts her hips off of yours, letting your stiff cock stand proudly, lowering herself inch by inch as soon the hot, pre soaked head prods at her hole, She slips the head in so slowly, but the warmth covers you . Letting the cock's head in
This what you wanted?~
>>3846533
>As you finish your cum load she sighs, letting the white, creamy cum drip off her face, she nods slowly as she soaks up the sexual energy, letting out a little whisper of a "yeah"
>>3846586
B-but those two things are entirely unrelated!
Okay erp
Say one nice thing about an ava you hate
Say one mean thing about an ava you like
>>3846657
>Hugs anon back before leaving.
>>3846675
>Kicks Maria off my boat.
>>3846702
nope, I do have hair accessories though.
>>3846718
LD will die one day, that's a positive trait
DMG is too nice to people sometimes.
>>3846720
>Writes *Property of Maria now* on the boat
>>3846718
Kenny, Tewi and Kurisu picked decent Ava's
DMG and Peach are both a bit of an attention whore
>>3846726
Oh I'm fuckin retarded, I really do need to sleep, eh succubus?
>>3846718
Jiro did a good job with Trudeau yesterday.
Kawai picked up too many avatars, including literally who mobile game sluts.
>>3846648
>She squeals in response to his indecent touch, her heart pounding in her chest, placing her hands on his shoulders she playfully pushes away, suckling on his lip as she pulls back.
Mister you can't just claim a little bun!
There are proper channels.
>>3846711
Not when you consider what I want to do!
Fluffy earjobs!
>>3846770
That sounds awesome but I can't just give myself a dick!
>>3846749
<3
>>3846718
I respect how Diego made a name for himself before going full retard
Iowa is to perfect and reminds me of my first days
>>3846710
YEAH!
>He pulls her up to her feet and pushes her towards a wall, grabbing her waist so he can make her ass stick out towards him.
Time to FUCK.
>He whips his hand at her perky butt, giving both cheeks a red handprint
>>3846755
mhmm, you certainly do.
>>3846793
Diegofag is back in action over in HG. I don't know what he did here, but he probably feels bad about it.
>>3846718
Have nothing good to say about myself.
Sharknue is kind of ominous.
>>3846793
DMG hates Iowa?
>>3846710
Yeah! That hit the spot! Thank you.
>He pulled out after delivering her fill. Both people were satisfied.
>>3846718
LD is stubborn in the face of adversity.
DMG's sentences consist solely of 'I, me, mine, and myself'
>>3846811
I do. You're cute and you're a pretty nice person, even if you don't see yourself that way.
I wish I could lewd Kenny
>>3846718
At least I'm not Paul
Iowa and DMG can become attention whores at times.
>>3846710
>He watches with delight as she lowers herself onto his throbbing cock, taking his head in with a lewd slicking sound. However he finds himself longing, he needed far more than just the head.
Well yeah, but I wanted a lot more than the tip!
>>3846159
>Napstablook - aromantic, demisexual
That's a clear oxymoron
>>3846785
(You roleplay as a man's female fursona, how hard can it be to get a dick?)
>>3846801
Ahh! N-not so hard!
>She cries as your abuse reddens her soft skin, small drips of water appearing in the corner of her eyes as her bottom is stuck out to the anon
I-I'll do what you want. Just don't hurt me..
>>3846810
He just said something really cringy and it was memed super hard. He didn't do anything wrong other then be sensitive.
>>3846814
Reread that anon. I was saying I don't like Dio and like Iowa~
>>3846819
>She sighs as the cock pops out of her, letting the juices flow and leak out of her
Th-thank you anon...
>>3846879
Well I guess you'll have to beg a little bit more!
>She grins ear to ear as her rocks her hips side to side, the tip firmly inside her warm folds. but the base rocks back and forth. like holding the very tip of a control stick and waggling it back and forth she jerks it quickly back and forth
Hehe! This is fun!
>>3846735
>>3846749
>>3846829
>>3846854
I love you all too!
>>3846938
(I'm not magical though.)
>>3846956
(rent-a-dick)
>>3846956
your retardness is pretty magical alright
>>3846956
Need some help Ken Ken?~
>>3846968
(oh shit i've got money i could totally do that)
>>3846969
Sick digits.
>>3846710
Listen here DMG..
>He sits back on her chest, staring down at her with a scared look on his face. He releases her throat and clears his throat, fidgeting his fingers.
I-Is this going well..? I'm not usually an angry person so I'm not sure I was doing it right. I can't even believe I could lift you off the floor or throw you! Im so sorry if I hurt you.
>>3846981
I could use a little deus ex machina right now.
>>3846770
Well you don't seem to be saying no, dear~
>He pulls her panties down a bit to expose her soft ass, spreading it with one hand, rubbing a finger in slow circles against her tight pucker.
>>3846941
>Blinks at how upset she gets at the spanking and scratches the back of his head sheepishly
...That's pretty unhype, DMG...
>He mutters as he tugs her panties down, slapping his cock between her asscheeks
Don't look at me like that, we're supposed to be excited here.
>>3847004
>The anon gently scratches the small panda behind her ears
>>3846941
Say one nice thing about an ava you hate
Say one man thing about an ava you like
By your standers you like Diego and hate Iowa
>>3847014
>The sensation of a finger probing her tight backdoor has her thighs flexing in response, tightening her grasp around his waist, and her little poof of a tail twitching.
M-mister, you can't impregnate me with that hole...
>She mutters with a deep blush, her eyes avoiding meeting his own.
>>3847004
>Flops fluffy ears erotically
>>3847069
Are you literally retarded?
>>3847003
>She pouts and playfully slaps the anon's chest a few times
You big dumb! I was playing! Safe word is Banana. Now choke me dammit!
>>3847004
Zip, Zap,zippy zick!
GIVE THIS PANDA A FAT DICK!
>With a swing of her wand she shots a small beam of light at the Panda's crotch, soon forcing a growing of her crotch. her panties become tight as a thick, swelling cock soon slips out of her little slit, pressing along the fabric
There you go! If it turns into a dragon call me in the morning <3
>>3847033
(Sorry, I mixed you up with the abuse anon </3)
Sorry sweetie!
>She chimes as the anon exposes her sweet little pink slit, she wiggles her butt back and forth as to tease you, even bouncing it up and down and letting the extra bit of meat bounce
Come on! Fill me with that hype!
>>3847069
>Said one nice thing about Diego
>Said one bad thing about Iowa
You can't be THIS stupid. You HAVE to be trying to be this stupid.
>>3846941
>Anon bites down on his lip as his tip is teased. He grabbed on tight to her plump thighs, gently massaging them as he countinued to beg.
Please, can you let the rest of my dick inside of you? Pretty please?
>>3847088
fug my penis
>>3847088
God Tewi is cute.
>>3847095
I'll, uh, keep that in mind. Thank you.
>She lifts her skirt, looking at the bulge with a blank and slightly concerned expression.
>>3847044
>The panda collapses, squirming a little as his hand brushed her sensitive ears.
>>3847088
So what do I do with this?
>>3847095
[It's all good~]
>He puts one hand on her waist and the other slides up to grab her breast as he readies himself to penetrate her.
Atta girl!
>He takes his throbbing hype and rams it into her, feeding her lower lips every single inch all at once. Not content with just stopping there so she can adjust, he quickly starts thrusting, forcing her to bump up against the wall and to bounce on her toes.
>>3847191
>Kenny with a dick now
Nice
>>3847234
Get out.
>>3847274
kys paulface
>>3847191
>Looking at Kenny's freshly sprouted masculinity Tewi slowly walks up to the panda before kneeling down before her.
Well? What do you want to do with it?
>She responds with a wry smile, slowly leaning forward toward the girl's crotch inch by inch.
>>3847301
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>3847140
Hmm...
>She thinks for a moment before shifting down, taking another little bit of your cock. Just barely enough to be noticable. but you feel more warmth around your cock
Ahh~ That good?~
>>3847191
If you need any other help I'm here too!~
>>3847227
Ahh!
>She cries in a sure pleasure as your cock dives deep into her. her entire body tightening and holding you close in the warm, sweet hold. Her warm tight slit squeezes and milks your cock, letting out a little hype as she's fucked by your over excited cock
>>3847304
Stick it in yer pooper!
>>3847317
What the fuck did you just fucking say about hope, you little despair? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class at Hope's Peak Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Ultimate Despair, and I have over 1 confirmed kill. I am trained in hopeful warfare and I’m the luckiest student in the entire 77th class. You are nothing to me but just another Reserve Course student. I will wipe you the fuck out with hope the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, talentless fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Ultimates across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the absolute hope, maggot. The storm that wipes out the hopeless little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Junko's hand. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hope, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Final Dead Room and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your hopeless despair off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy hope your little “despairing” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn despair. I will shit hope all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead for the sake of hope, kiddo.
>>3847348
>pic
Where are the maids
>>3847348
>>3847348
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>3847385
I miss Elphelt.
I see Paul went through the Paul cycle like 2-3 times in the maybe 4 hours I went to sleep, that must be some kind of new record.
>>3847414
We will never be free... this is why people leave
>>3847414
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're >"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>3847472
>Paul
>ever growing up
the funny thing in his baby rages i can see him legitimately writing this
>>3847472
I know it's copy pasta but it wouldn't surprise me if Paul wrote something like this himself.
>>3847492
I'm running out of good pasta
please fire rocket please i'll do anything please i need reflect kill please i will dance until you shoot rocket i forgot how to use flames and secondary I only know A D and mouse 2 please I need a reflect please I won't burn you even though youre right in front of my just fire a rocket i need reflect please look i am dancing i am waiting for rocket to fire so i can reflect please i will do anything for reflect please
please fire rocket please I will do anything I need reflect kill please just shoot at me I want to press m2 please I beg you I won't attack I just reflect just fire a rocket at me please I need it don't just make me strafe back and forth I need reflect kill just shoot rocket at me
>>3847506
>f-fine I DON'T NEED YOU
Named after DMG hmm?
based vomitboat triggering paul in to another black hole collapse of his identity
>>3847506
Have some delicious pasta you brain dead nig
Every waking moment of my life, I want to protect and love Chiaki Nanami, the ultimate Gamer Waifu! I want to feed her kind words about how good an example she is to other gamers and make her bed every day with fresh linen so she sleeps in pure comfort. I want to always make sure that I'm there to press the snooze button on her alarm clock for her and gently coax her awake when she wants to finally get out of bed. Then I'll clean her entire game collection every week and make sure that all her discs are always in their proper case and repair every scratch in each and every CD she owns. I'll buy her every Video Game OST she likes and always keep spare controllers and memory cards for her to use if even one single button begins to stick!
And I'll make sure to buy her foreign consoles and games for every game that people refuse to localize! Like Tetris the Grandmaster 3: Terror Instinct! I'll always upgrade her gaming PC with the latest graphics cards and solve all of her driver issues that she could possibly have!
Then, I'll help her play through every Dating sim there ever was, and I'll help her learn how to beat them on her own, ensuring that she has the social skills fitting for a wonderful young lady like her!
But that's not all! I'll also satisfy her curiosity about the world! If she is confused about something and asks me how something works, I'll answer her to expand on her knowledge! I'll make sure she understands what love is! When she understands what love is, I'll also cuddle with her every night until we drift asleep so she feels safe!
>>3847327
Anon's happiness turns into disappointment as the magician barely covers his cock, he was starting to get fustrated. He moves his hips upwards, trying to bury more of his dick inside of her.
Enough with the teasing! Just let me stick it in you!
>>3847503
Oh I found this good one
That is a terrible exaggeration
I ERPed on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have ERPed on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My ERP, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as trixies or iowas.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother erping at all because of drama or a slow/bad avatar.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking hgfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the ERP in this state.
You dont want me to ERP, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>3847527
More based off her blind pride, in that exact scene she literally said she didn't need her robot's help anyway when they were defeated
>>3847537
I'm literally just posting copypastas idk man
>>3847541
Nice one
apology for poor english
when were you when tread dies?
I was at home storing my pens when posts stop
"Fred is kill"
"no"
>>3847551
>More based off her blind pride
LD shares something with his ava
>>3847551
garbage posting garbage, nothing new
Thread burning. I'll be back with water
>>3847551
"Forgive English, I am Russia" is a good one
>>3847560
fuck
even when tewi shitposts she is qt
wtf
>>3847570
Yeah, she also has no friends and ruins everyone's fun
I'm just roleplaying xxD
>>3847571
We ARE on /trash/
>>3847588
Forgive me for bad england, I am 38 years man from Somolia is a pretty good one too
>>3847551
At least post the corresponding image for the pasta tho
>tfw it was Nue people tried to ignore him
>tfw it's Paul they intentionally try to get his autism tingling
What happened to ignore and hide posts?
Should I remake my Vivian James folder?
>>3847589
Based on current thread deadness it's very possible I'll put up the penis inspection thread after this one as long as it ends close ish to 5:30, 6pm est.
So everyone relax, because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD3F7J2PeYU
>>3847586
>tfw enjoying a delicious vanilla coke
>>3847621
>Should I remake my Vivian James folder?
>>3847608
>Drags away and throws next to a tv
be a good boy and wait here, oh and n't do anything stupid my boy.
>>3847621
you were vivian?
holy fkk
stop being perfect ok
>>3847621
Yes, I liked some of the stuff I read while you did her up.
Odds erp
Evens anniemay
>>3847631
God, I've not had a vanilla coke in years, they rarely sell it in my area.
I just settle for adding fresh lemon or lime juice to coke when I get some but I haven't drank soda in like a year now.
>>3847655
I'm not perfect bud.
>>3847656
I had such bad luck when I said "Dubs and I x", it was pretty damn funny.
>>3847637
>>3847655
>>3847656
WOAH SLOW DOWN GUYS YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WHILE I'M IN THE THREAD, DIDN'T YOU FORGET THE ERP LAW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SHIT ON DOMINATOR WHENEVER POSSIBLE
COME ON GUYS STEP IT UP
>>3847681
>Sucks your dick a lot
>you cums
>>3847692
it was a saying ok
(I've got a few hours if senpai is around)
>>3847681
Fuck.
Is now even a good time to bring somebody out?
Dubs and I get to work on a folder.
>>3847692
It's hard to find here in Canada. Though they've started bringing it back slowly. Before it was just bottles brought over the boarder and now they are actually selling them with legit made in canada packaging. It makes me so happy. I was miserable when they discontinued it all those years ago.
>>3847692
Reminds me of how yuru got that super big get as anon and had to be Kawai's Teto.
I made myself sad
>>3847723
Don't be such an indecisive faggot.
Or do, I'm not your mom
I want to fuck _______
>>3847723
Of Course It Is, You Get An Opportunity To Earn Your "I survived an LD autism xxD episode" Medal!
All You Have To Do Is Be An Asshole To The Guy Who Desperately Tries To Change And Only Gets Treated Like Shit By Everyone!
Easy!
>>3847304
Weeeell...
>She starts to just completely remove her skirt, her panties still on, though stretched far beyond what they ever should have been.
You did mention something about an earjob, didn't you?
>>3847317
>not adapting it
>>3847348
>>3847506
These are actually funny.
>>3847734
Do it. Do what I never had the autism to do even though I always wanted to.
>>3847761
Myself but my dick isn't big enough
>>3847761
Mei
>>3847766
>desperately tried to change
You can't go an hour without slipping back in to old habits
>>3847716
do you want a hug
>>3847788
u tell him cutie
>>3847791
Bill?
>>3847735
Wait, you're Canadian, Papa Bones?
>>3847734
Why must you be so adorable
>>3847788
And I Can't Go A Post Without Being Told To Kill Myself Or Worse
Wow Double Standards Sure Are A Bitch, Aren't They?
>>3847766
And how many times did you promise you'd change? Didn't quite work out for you, did it?
>>3847806
Born and raised! I even live in the same city as one of my favorite avas
>>3847766
You're such a piece of shit.
>>3847809
Posting somewhere no one likes you gets you negative responses, whoa
>>3847799
Gimme a hug
>>3847809
Nah, you're just obnoxious and seek validation.
You should totally try sneaking into the discord again, though, you're at least good for a few hours of entertainment you walking meme.
>>3846471
Steve? Who the fuck names their kid Steve? That's some top grade autism, R-right?
>>3847826
Well shit, I live in the same country as Papa Bones. Sweet.
>>3847802
hi! i'm surprised you recognized me! i look a little different now...
>>3847832
>huggu
>>3847826
>I even live in the same city as one of my favorite avas
I'm jealous.
How do I get into the Discord? I want that sweet, tender autism
Wheres all the good avas?
>>3847775
>The bun doesn't skip a beat and grasps her soft velvet ears in her palms.
You wanna feel them on that big meaty thing?
>She grasps the hem of Kenny's panties in her teeth and slowly draws back, releaving some of the tightness around the panda's new impressive member and Tewi's nose twitches as she tries to take in the scent of the fresh cock.
>>3847735
>Americlap friends playing Jaykin Bacon when it got discontinued in the UK
>NUH UH VANILLA COKE IS THE BEST
>NUH UH VANILLA COKE IS THE BEST
>NUH UH VANILLA COKE IS THE BEST
>>3847737
>Tfw no big gets.
>>3847809
Kill yourself.
>>3847845
I can always spot that positivety from a mile away.
>>3847832
Wow Holy Shit Really?
What Did It Take For You To Come Up With That I Bet You're Really Creative You Fucking Sack Of Shit
Like I actually fucking hate you
I'm not even memeing
You're fucking scum and you just ride off people sucking your cock as you shitpost constantly and you're the fucking ringleader of the circlejerk
How about you fucking kill yourself you fuck
Like I genuinely fucking hate everything about you
Fucking dirt has more redeeming qualities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo
Hey Paul, record yourself singing this.
>>3847893
First 24
>>3847832
>pokes boob
>>3847893
ERP sure is serious fucking business for underage shitters.
Also thanks for the copypasta.
>>3847906
Hoshi
>>3846757
Wait that was Jiro? He really does have issues.
>>3847906
Predetermined Fate
>>3847868
hehe! i'll take that as a compliment! did you want a hug or did you just wanna say hi?
>>3847893
This actually made me feel tingly reading it.
>>3847848
thank
>>3847912
>jiggles
>>3847841
It's a funny world ain't it?
>>3847854
I've never met them in person. Only ever text chat and voice. I'm also pretty close to where trixie is.
>>3847863
VANILLA COKE IS THE BEST
followed shortly by....
PEPSI!
>>3847941
Stop replying to it mechanon, please.
>>3847941
Is LD always like this whenever he throws a hissyfit? Top class entertainment.
>>3847893
You guys liking your Bolin?
Wow Holy Shit Really?
What Did It Take For You To Come Up With That I Bet You're Really Creative You Fucking Sack Of Shit
Like I actually fucking hate you
I'm not even memeing
You're fucking scum and you just ride off people sucking your cock as you shitpost constantly and you're the fucking ringleader of the circlejerk
How about you fucking kill yourself you fuck
Like I genuinely fucking hate everything about you
Fucking dirt has more redeeming qualities
>>3847941
What's your fucking problem
why are you such a living sack of shit, huh?
is there a reason you're such a fucking spitefull asshole other than you just wanting fucking attention you worthless fucking neet?
Congrats, you fucking got it, now fuck off
>>3847941
Its always nice when someone goes out of their way just to attack you, LD still thinks I was screenshot anon which is my own kind of nazi gold out of them
why can't you just pick up a new avatar and pretend to be a new fag
instead you continue to antagonize people with your face because "lol i dindu nuffin stop gettin mad @ me fa/m"
>>3847964
Tch, I never get to have fun. It's bad enough I'll miss the theme as usual. And I missed Iowa drunkposting yesterday. But fine, you're right. He's not worth a single word I've spent criticizing him.
>>3847974
Yes.
>>3847895
>Succubus (Male)
>>3847986
mecha has a job he works every day
i think you're the neet
>>3848002
LD has horrible taste in characters and all the characters they pick out are similar.
