LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT.
36 SUPERSTARS OR ABOVE ENTER THE SQUARED CIRCLE FOR THE CHANCE TO WIN THE GOLD, IN FRIDAY NIGHT'S HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ04WbgI9rg
>>3829535
THE WINNER
Mii Swordfighter
>>3829535
Fujiwara no Mokou
The Great and Powerful FYXE
the real sanya
The Player
THE CRIMSON AUTIST
>>3829535
the Dust
>>3829535
Lord Megatron
>>3829535
BUNNY OF DEATH
>>3829535
Baron Blade
Shalashaska
Colonel Sanders
David Bowie
Furseiseki
Vic Viper
>>3829535
King Kaito
>>3829535
Makoto
>>3829524
>She falls over and clutches her wounded head, gritting her teeth.
Whatever, it doesn't matter!
Just let me go! You killers are all the same, you're just f-f.. F.. Fricking jerks!
>>3829545
But from an emotional standpoint, it's less healthy for your mind!
So, as a friend, I've gotta take that strain off of you!
Gertrud Barkhorn
THE WINNER
AND SOON TO BE THE FIRST EVER HGF WORLD CHAMPION
Hiyoko
Yukkuri Wriggle
>>3829535
Francesca
Luan
THE WINNER
The Booties
THE CHAMPION
Venus
>>3829535
SPIRIT SQUAD
Elh Melizee
Mil Muertes
Swordbro
Dean Ambrose
>>3829535
Rika
>>3829519
...From a purely practical standpoint, it'd be quicker for me alone to handle just one idiot.
>>3829524
She's...not the brightest, like I said.
>>3829535
Reaper
>>3829534
Use its wall climbing feature. Not many people expect it to attack from above
Bolin
Yuki
Connor
island dancer
A single fucking ant
>>3829529
Bite me, bastard!
Brock Lesnar
>>3829626
>Bites like a fucking zombie
A FUCKING TOAD
>>3829579
Still doesn't get the jerk. Hah, you are brave indeed! You say thoose words like you've never killed anybody. You are here, in this arena. You ARE a killer as well!
>>3829545
She is brave tho.
>>3829542
>>3829583
>>3829588
There can only be one winner you nobodies.
And it's gonna be, whether you like it or not.
This game marks the final nail in the coffin of Dean Ambrose.
>>3829535
Penguin
>>3829585
Dubs and I'l break yandere-chan like anon wanted.
Eggman-kun
>>3829653
>>3829653
Assist.
>>3829626
>bites you
>sinks teeth into your shoulder
>relaxes my muscles
>gets comfortable
>starts biting harder
>moans
>>3829645
I was first, so that means I'm the real winner.
>>3829645
>And it's gonna be
it's gonna be what? speak up you spastic plastic hair looking charlie the coward mother fucker.
>>3829535
Female Dog Fighter
>>3829664
NIGGA
>>3829637
Prick!
>>3829653
Lets try that again. Assist?
>>3829535
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>3829664
AHHHH! I-I give, I give!
>>3829579
>cackling in the shadows can be heard
I'd normally side with you on the matter. I fucking hate robots as the next sane person, but killers are jerks? Excuse you. I hop that machine pops your head clean from your shoulders.
>>3829649
>>3829692
What? You told me to!
Jesus guys, you can't all be winners.
THIS IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE VACANT HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER.
CHECK IT.
SWAP IT.
WATCH SETH GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT WHEN I SCORE THE FINAL POINTS.
>>3829643
I ONLY KILL IF I HAVE TO! I hate every second of it!
Don't compare yourself to me! That's not fair at all! You just kill for fun! You're a bully!
>>3829720
They are! I-If you get your enjoyment by killing people, or making fun of people weaker than you, then you're the worst kind of person! You're lower than.. L-Lower than boogers!
>>3829712
>steps back
>falls to the ground
>>3829669
Are you mentally challenged ? Like I need to specify who it's gonna be.
If you opened your eyes you would know how painfully obvious the real winner of this game is.
>>3829667
Being the first freak to be entered in this nutjob's asylum isn't a sign of winning at anything.
As far as I'm concerned it only gives you more chances of being the first one to die.
>>3829741
2.50 VS 1.75.
YOU ARE FIGHTING A LOST BATTLE, DEAN AMBROSE.
>>3829741
Let's start!
>>3829741
It's looking good, Deano.
>>3829741
>>3829760
Yeah, the real winner of the game is Dean Ambrose, why are you here, you're below him, fuck it you're below Ryback.
NATSUKI SUBARU!
>>3829760
I've made bigger comebacks before baby.
Shield.
>>3829733
I meant Sanya!
>>3829751
You're going to the junkyard. You're broken, idiot.
>>3829741
Terrible district. Lets start the killing already.
>>3829742
That's subjective. I, for one, think I'm the best person here.
Did you say boogers? Are you 4? I'm letting you know now I don't discriminate ages. I'll be more than happy to kill a four year old.
>>3829742
Haha! Let's see how brutal acts you will do in this round. Everyone will start to like killing one day.
>slowly puts you down
But, first get rid of that red stuff.
>>3829741
Let the games begin!
THE CRIMSON DEMON!
>>3829741
Swap me
>>3829600
>>3829697
>>3829792
Oh. My bad! Uh, we really need to disinfect those bites ASAP and get you to a hospital. The human mouth is Komodo-esque.
>>3829760
>>3829779
Come out and say it in his face, Anon. Or slink away to the slums of nobodies where you belong.
>>3829787
>>3829741
>>3829557
Swap this.
>>3829741
>>3829550
>>3829787
swap i i is going to the junkyard
>>3829792
ok
>>3829760
We'll see about that.
>>3829790
...shield...
>>3829807
o-oh thanks
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2775.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DWczJRi.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2775.jpg")
>>3829808
You really need to run before the police catch you.
>>3829830
You're welcome!
>>3829815
>Pours water on your head
>>3829813
>>3829815
Y-You guys are too nice to me! It was my fault for getting distracted by something else, but I owe you both my life!
>>3829812
Look mister bear, I would gladly come out of the shadows, but I like it here.
>>3829857
Don't worry about it. Good luck with the match.
>>3829834
What police?
>>3829643
There's a point where "brave" just turns to "crazy".
>>3829609
>>3829742
>Ahem
>>3829741
>>3829799
It could do with one less magician, at the very least.
>>3829799
No! I'm a full grown adult! I just think.. Y-You shouldn't swear. But that's beside the point! If you think killing at all is okay, then you're just crazy!
>>3829804
It's blood, I'm hurt, you dumb.. B-Big dumb guy. It doesn't just go away.
I'm sure you like seeing it anyway.
>>3829779
Geez Dean could you keep your fan girls on a leash ? They're a real nuisance, just like the actual thing.
>>3829790
You're no Iron Man, Dean. I got you in the palm of my hand and I'm just toying with you until I decide to close this contest once and for all, by crushing your old bones to dust.
>>3829677
I want to fuck that dog
>>3829807
>>3829813
SO WHO ARE YOU
YEAH WHO ARE YOU
YEAH WHO ARE YOU
RING THE FUCKING BELL
>>3829849
take me to the junkyard already eila
kill me
>>3829799
>slaps ass
>>3829879
The ones coming for you as we speak.
>>3829880
>>3829579
>Ahem
>>3829898
Time to hit the food-court!
>>3829898
No point in hanging around these creeps any longer than I have to.
>>3829871
What's that? All I hear is someone shaking in his boots., scared of facing a scrawny rat like Seth Rollins.
One last chance. Come out here or get lost.
>>3829898
>>3829887
If its like our Energon, then maybe, probably. Allright i do.
>>3829898
Transform!
>flies away.
>tfw i didn't find transform gifs
>>3829898
With thatt being done, I'm sure to have Lady Luck with me on that game.
>>3829900
I don't want to carry you that far, so I'll end you here instead.
>Pours more water on your head
>>3829845
i'll get the uhh sp-spotlight
>>3829898
these t-too
>>3829898
>Ding ding ding
Fried chicken, fresh, fast, flavorful, and fiscally responsible!
>>3829898
>Carries the ladder while the Sanyabot sits on top of it
>>3829898
I TOLD YOU WRIGGLE
Wait, if you died against Dean why is there a giant head version of youself an- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
STOP RIGGING THOSE FREAKING BLOODBATHS.
>>3829911
>>3829579
>Oh, crap, sorry.
Do you really think I'm at the point where it strains me anymore?
>>3829898
Aw, c'mon!
>>3829876
No, I must! I will give my life to you if that's what it takes! You name it, and I'll do it!
>>3829898
>runs very fast
2.5 TO 2 SETH, I'M CATCHING UP.
I wonder if anyone would believe me if I won my own games without rigging it.
>>3829940
water does not affect me dummy
>>3829990
i work together
>>3829935
Then you're crazy! You're insane!
S-Stay away from me, I mean it!
>>3829978
I hope you are.
If you're not, then that just makes me want to give you a big hug.
>>3829990
I don't want to hear about football now Ocelot. Quit it!
>>3829990
>>3829990
So, you want to be my partner for tonight, baby?
is ringabel still here?
>>3829990
I'm sorry, but could you maybe just go away and possibly slip and break your neck, that would be nice.
>>3829880
Eh, doesn't matter to me. Card tricks don't stop bullets so I'm happy.
>>3829887
Is a lion crazy for killing a fucking zebra?
Oh did I say fuck again? Ain't I just the worst type of person?
>>3829898
Why kill them now? They're already killing each other. Might as well savor it.
>>3829903
>teleports behind ur slap
>kills u ded
>we both like this
>>3830019
Yee
>>3829990
This is all your fault, Scarface! If I'd been in charge we would've won!
>>3830036
>Fucks
>You like this
>>3829990
Hey come back ! I didn't finish my story !
>>3830007
I crossed it a long time ago when I resolved to bring science to prominence in Gensokyo by whatever means necessary.
>>3830036
Unfortunately, using magic to fly makes things trickier.
>>3830040
get on rabb.it nerd
>>3830019
no
>rin the bell
>>3829990
>>3830014
Don't talk to me ever again.
>Runs off
>>3830002
W-Why not? Aren't robots susceptible to water?
>Dumps more water on your head while you try to talk
David Bowie? Aren't you dead?
Hey can I have your autograph?
>>3829990
Did you think you can win?!
>>3830007
Well you just died in the first day?
Bah.
>>3830054
>laughs again
That girl!
>>3830062
Lemme at that fursuit pervert!
>>3830036
No, but that's because it has to! It's forced to if it wants to survive, it doesn't have any other choice! Y-You people just do it because it's fun!
>>3830054
Then that means I just need to try a lot harder to bring you back from that point! And if that's the case, then I need to try a whole million times harder to find this Hihi'irokane stuff.
>>3830069
Good! I'm glad!
It's better than hurting other people!
>>3830062
>>3830062
Whatcha so afraid of? I'm not gonna hurt you.
>>3830061
>runs after
Wait up! I still want to be with you for the night!
>>3830062
Hn...E-Emilia-tan, you're so forceful~
>>3830062
I stay up because I can't sleep actually..
>>3830062
I could've handled them myself, but thanks Gertrud.
Nice name btw.
>>3830061
i am a stronger robot
>>3830069
What now?
>>3830085
There's no undoing it.
...And don't worry about the metal. Like I said, it's pretty much impossible to find even a scrap of it..
>>3830086
Hey!
Nice shades missy!
>>3830041
>chu
>>3830062
I always seem to miss these. Thanks for hosting Dean.
>>3830117
u-uh
>>3830113
Once we find it, you can open up though, right?
You can stop worrying about so much, and just.. Y'know, have fun!
That's why I've gotta try my hardest to find it. You can't convince me otherwise. I swear I won't stop trying to help you until you freely admit to other people that we're friends.
>>3830049
>realizes I don't
>kills you again
>devours your soul
>I enjoy these events
>>3830054
Excuse me?
>>3830062
TOO EASY
>>3830085
Don't you know? Either you kill or you die. Am I so bad for enjoying the rules of life?
NO TRUST ME, I CAN SUPLEX THIS GIANT ROBOT.
Just gotta put my back into it.
>>3830133
Next time kid.
>>3830082
You can't just go around beating people up for no reason like that. You're a Strike Witch and you should act like one.
>>3830103
Thanks, I guess. It was a birthday present.
>>3830085
You don't have honor?!
>>3830113
Nothing, its just, funny.
>>3830062
Come back! Coward!
>>3830082
>rubs dick
>>3830157
don't die
>>3830091
I-I'm a lesbian!
>>3830108
I don't remember buying you, so why do you keep showing up? Who's your creator, I need to kick his ass.
>>3830142
Pretty cool hair too...
>>3830157
>
>>3830162
>pets
>>3830157
Bash and Trash, because I'm bash and you're trash.
>>3830157
You robots sure are easy to manhandle!
>>3830179
So? That doesn't mean you can't be my partner! Stop being difficult and help me destroy some people!
>>3830157
Why do I always lose to tracksuit... Ugh.
>>3830157
>Gets fucking destroyed
>>3830179
i cannot disclose information
>>3830148
That's not true! Everyone dies eventually, of old age or disease, so we should all work together to make life as good and fun as possible!
>>3830162
I do, of course I do, but I don't need to kill people to have honor.
My honor is in being a good friend!
>>3830127
Stop making that stupid noise or I'll get Akane to make you stop!
>>3830157
I'll never win a belt at this rate, might be tempted to steal one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snW-5AHxYTA
BREAK IT DOWN
>>3830222
Maybe.
But then it doesn't feel like you won it now does it?
>>3830217
And then your mission will be finished!
So, you can focus on other, more fun things instead!
>>3830159
I'm doing everyone a favor. Don't be a sympathizer, Barkhorn.
>>3830167
>Slaps hand away
>>3830190
I work alone! You're not on my level!
>>3830194
I'm about to disclose my fist into your robotic skull if you don't start talking, you bucket of bolts.
>>3830217
>Shit
build a wall
>>3830230
>>3830230
o no
>>3830233
kill me now
>>3830192
Because I'm BETTER THAN YOU!
>>3830230
Like I avoid my responsibilities!
>>3830233
Try me then! I promise I'm way past whatever lesbian level you're currently on!
>>3830236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM
>>3830231
No, then I'll focus on making use of it.
>>3830230
Those haters again.
They can't handle on 1vs1 I swear!
>>3830236
Build two of them, Canada is starting to reach uncomfortable levels of degeneracy.
>>3830230
Ofcourse not.
>>3830230
Sorry, but at least you died kinda cool..
>>3830216
>shlik
>>3830157
Come at me, boy!
>>3830196
So you want to be my "friend"? Hah.
>>3830217
How she, cries about bad stuff.
>laughs more.
>>3830230
Scrap.
>>3830257
Then I'll help you with that!
When you finish making use of it, or doing whatever you're gonna do afterwards, or beating the shrine maiden or whatever you want to do, then we can spend time together as friends!
But until then, I'll help you out with your goal the best that I can!
>>3830277
No, I don't.
I never want to be friends with someone like you. Ever!
>>3830251
O-oh... I mean of course you are.
>>3830266
It's a big mountain to climb biks, but there's a top for those who climb it the real way, trust me.
I'm sitting on that mountain right now, one day you will too.
>>3830274
One more warning before I pour ants down your fat neck!
>>3830293
Fighting wise, that is. You love too much to ever hurt somebody.
>>3830157
God, I can tell that soul will taste pitiful.
There's no point in fighting you.
>>3830196
Exactly. We are all going to die. Might as well speed the process, right?
Have you ever murdered someone before? Its as fun as it gets. And you did say you wanted life to be fun, yes? Soooo...
>>3830217
Indulge me. Use that magic and fly, little girl
>>3830236
¿Qué?
>>3830295
I'll be taking these souls, thank you.
>>3830295
F to all of those brave gentlemen.
>>3830233
You'll have to grow up and show some discipline someday.
>>3830288
I'm glad to hear it.
You went to the feast didn't you?
>>3830311
My sins are too heavy for you to carry my soul.
Too bad~
>>3830311
Of course I have, and I've hated it!
Stop talking about it like it's some great thing!
Taking a life is never a good thing, ever! You're a terrible person, s-so stop talking to me!
>>3830326
Good! G-Go away, and don't touch any of my friends! Or else!
>>3830295
I'm not really cut out to do much climbing nowadays. I'm usually the first to fall off anyway.
>>3830308
It's one if the laws of robotics after all, besides you're saying that like you don't like everyone as well.
>>3830329
Sorry, but I feel like you'd kill a lot of people..
>>3830329
I can eat with the butt looking at me.
>>3830248
And that, what kind of programming is that? How are you supposed to be a duplicate Sanya if you talk about dying all the time? You're garbage, Sanya. Hotdog water pussy.
>>3830251
>Shoots you in the head
>>3830325
I already show discipline, on the battlefield. That's why I'm hailed as Soumus's best and the only person that looks up to you is your little sister. Don't weigh me down just because you suck!
>>3830361
Time to invest in robot legs Biks.
Hell, I could probably pay for it now.
>>3830329
I'M NOT READY!
>>3830311
...What? I'm an engineer, not a magician, I was talking about the other person in our district.
>>3830277
She's certainly...set in her ways.
>>3830288
I won't stop because I beat her, either. I'll never stop moving on.
>>3830397
yeah well ur a human gutterball
>>3830369
I do, but Seth told me that winning is more important that being liked, so I have to do what I can in order to survive.
>>3830397
>he headshot kills him instantly
>he respawns right in front of you
BE MY PARTNER!
>>3830343
>
Yes?
>>3830411
Yes, entertaining.
>dat butt.
>>3830411
Then I won't either!
>>3830329
HA! What are YOU going to do-AHHH
>>3830341
Jokes on you. The most sinful souls taste the sweetest.
>>3830343
You hate it because you are more of a...prey item rather than a predator.
But do I care? No. You're going to burn like all the other people that hold morals above everyone else.
>>3830428
Or else I'll kick your butt, that's what else!
Some say if you stare at the booty long enough, it stares back.
>>3830307
You have quite a bit of angry built up in that tiny body of yours.
>>3830440
I can't help it that I'm part squirrel, but I'm a squirrel with claws, jerk!
If you wanna try to mess with me or my friends, then go ahead! I'll make sure you never try again!
>>3830445
At least it was a nice butt...
>>3830428
>It's like the only one of it's kind that doesn't go straight to removing clothes.
>>3830431
You don't know what you're signing yourself up for....
>>3830405
We already have people killing each other, I don't think the arena needs to be a hazard as well..
>>3830424
But you still like people right?
>>3830445
Ah, this is how it's always been, it's something you get used to.
IS IT FUCKING LEAKING? JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE WIPE THAT SHIT WE'RE GONNA GET TAKEN OFF THE AIR.
>>3830440
Implying I don't have a place reserved in Satan's personnal army in hell.
I don't think the devil would like to know some random skeleton ate one of his future general.
>>3830419
>Hits
Well you're not human, so that makes you worse than me, so you're not allowed to have an opinion!
>>3830424
A-AH!
>Shoots you again in a blind panic.
>>3830466
You're right, I don't. And I don't need to.
Like I said, if you think it's the right thing to do, then I'll trust you. I won't be happy until you're ready to tell people, "yep, me and Makoto are friends!" That would make me happier than anything else!
>>3830466
>of course. Japan pls
>>3830441
I'm very curious how you would do that.
>>3830481
>explodes on the hit
>>3830416
>>3830455
Call me tiny, small, petite or little and I'll hide a Mr Spider in your underwear drawer!
>>3830491
I'll punch you until you fall over, that's how!
>>3830405
I don't do prosthetics and I won't let someone dish out that much money for me; never really needed them anyway.
>>3830397
You should always abide by discipline and rules whether you're on the battlefield or not. It's called being responsible. You can tell me I suck all you want but it only proves you've still got a lot to learn, whether you're Soumus's best or not.
>>3830479
It's like this right? Maybe I need a teacher...
>>3830494
Dean isn't actually winning this game r-right ?
>>3830491
>>3830428
>Ehg.
It gets...annoying, sometimes.
>>3830489
I wouldn't say that if I were you.
>>3830411
I uh...right. So you're telling me you seen them fly?
>>3830459
Right, you're part squirrel. If I wore a shark tale and fins, will I be a shark too?
>>3830480
Satan cares as much as I do. He won't bat an eye when a dog...thing stops existing.
>>3830506
Then you better get ready for the next game Biks, cause this math is ending.
THIS MATCH ENDS NEXT SLIDE, WHO WILL BECOME THE NEXT HUNGER G-
HURGHK
>>3830495
My masterpiece
>>3830467
Of course, but not when it's during a game! It's kill or be killed, Stingray. It's the laws of nature!
>>3830481
>he dies once again
>respawns right in front of you again
P-Please don't do that again. It's starting to give me a headache.
>>3830530
That really is a nice butt.
>>3830527
Why does everyone ignore my tank...?
And of course I have, these "witches" don't even hide it, and I've seen plenty of others do it, too.
>>3830530
This is the second time today someone's died after drinking with me...
"anon you're looking pretty big, you're not using steroids are you?"
-my dad
>mfw
>>3830524
>>3830530
HA
GET JINXED
>>3830527
Why would Satan wish for degenerate things to stop existing?
Didn't you read the bible ?
"“How can Satan drive out Satan? 24If a kingdom is divided against itself, it cannot stand. "
Mark 3:24
Now be kind, and give me my soul back
>>3830558
Nice blog! Upvoted and subscribed!
>>3830558
He knows what he's doing, but still a good feel.
>>3830558
Nobody cares LF
>>3830558
You're a big guy
>>3830526
I'm saying it anyway.
I'll help you do whatever you want to do. Starting with this crazy metal, and ending until we either finish your goals or die!
>>3830527
>She reaches up and pulls on her ears, showing you that she doesn't actually have any human ears, only her squirrel ears.
Look! See? Are you dumb?
>>3830558
"anon you're looking pretty lanky, you're not actually a skeleton in disguise are you?"
-my mom
>mfw
>>3830566
66 dubs means Satan agree with me!
>>3830530
You should really stop using poison.
>>3830496
Tiny, small, petite, little, flat.
>>3830569
Thanks anon!
Welcome to the following!
>>3830564
F-fuck you Seth.
RING THE BELL
>>3830584
What poison? I just drank from the fountain.
Water's not that dirty is it?
>>3830580
Eat big to get big come on
>>3830539
Yeah, but it's good to understand the difference between in the ring and out, though I think you already know that.
>>3830603
I'm the king!
