Erp thread crazy cock hungry cockatoo edition.
>>3820113
First for happy Independence day canada
>>3829084
Thank you
>>3829191
It's 2016
Why aren't you helping those refugees feel at home with your body?
>>3829241
>Wanting refugees to fuck up Canada
Yeah, how about no?
>>3829241
... No.
Heya ERP. Just got off of work. How is everyone?
Niggers and jews!
>>3829321
We're doing just fine, cutie. Nice to see you!
>>3829245
>Anons eyes widen as he sees the syringe in her hands. He tries to futilely scurry away, but he's too winded to get very far. He looks back at her and tries as best he can to smile
W-wait...maybe we can talk about this. Uh...h-h-ow about we got on a-a date! Yeah a date! You'd like that right?
>>3829280
They're not "fucking up" Canada, they're going to make it better. They're going to make Canada into a very diverse place.
>>3829320
Don't be such a shitlord. I run you.
>>3829241
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>3829241
Keep going my man, I can't be arsed saving pictures of that utter abomination of a man and I made a homemade milkshake instead.
>>3829365
Y-you stole all my gold..
>>3829276
>Anon thinks for a moment and then nods
Okay, then give me the freshest milk possible please.
>>3829276
>I pull on her horns a little more before letting go
Oh it's no big deal. How are you enjoying being my maid and my roommate?
>>3829365
Just let 'em "diversify" my country. Ain't no need to ruin multiple places.
>>3829276
Well, sorry if you felt pressured. This time, I want you to go at your pace.
>>3829334
Thanks Anon <3
>>3829371
Don't worry. I'll make it legal.
>>3829376
The only abominations here are the hateful xenophobes who don't welcome these poor people into their countries. Like America.
>>3829381
That gold belongs to the people, to the NEW Canadian people. Canada being a white country is so 2015.
>>3829430
Oh, don't worry. President Obama is already going to let in thousands of refugees into your country.
>>3829476
What's it like being the ugliest Overwatch? Even the monkey's hotter than you.
>>3829476
Seems like you've gone out of your way to dress up slutty today, it's almost like you're expecting something...
>>3829397
Love you Nini.
>>3829510
I don't know what you mean, anon? This is what I always wear under my coat. It's quite hot here.
>>3829491
Wh-what about the people that started this beautiful land? What about the promises you made?
>>3829491
Is it possible that the United Kingdom will become the 51st state of the US
>>3829518
Hey Kogure-chan. Gonna be around tonight?
>>3829491
Oh trust me, I already know. Now there's no need to ruin Canada though, just send 'em to Germany or somethin'.
>>3829572
No. Farage is going to become Queen of England and restore the Empire after hanging Saddiq Khan from the Tower of London.
>>3829589
Yeah, just doing a few things.
>>3829556
You always wear this? That's even worse! Or, maybe better.
>>3829627
anon please, I'm at full mast reading this.
>>3829568
I promised to make Canada a better place for women and non-white males. And I aim to keep those promises. Now do your job. Take in those refu-excuse me, those NEW Canadians.
>>3829572
No, the UK will crash and burn for leaving the EU. They will be an example of what happens when you listen to the false song of nationalism.
>>3829592
Germany is probably the most refugee friendly country actually! Angela Merkel is an inspiration to all the leaders of the world!
>>3829655
>Nationalizes tenderly
>>3829650
Hooray! I'll be lurking.
>>3829655
If you let me breed that bunny pussy it will happen. Brittania will rule and scour Europe of the brown rot that infests it.
>>3829674
.. I'm going to hide now
Have we had a sorceress?
>>3829674
I came in the maple syrup this morning.
>>3829674
Now that's a surprise. From antisemitic to cultural acceptance. Fuckin' krauts.
>>3829737
Please do, it's for the best.
>>3829674
Thoughts on the Ojibwe?
>>3829651
Well, that depends on your view. ;)
>>3829768
For you.
>>3829737
Yes, hello, Hate Crime Police? Please find my lost daughter. She's been a bad girl who won't listen to Daddy Trudeau. Yes, that's right, she's avoiding the new Canadian migrants. It's a shame, I know.
>>3829768
And it was delicious!
>>3829794
And that's thanks to Angela Merkal. She's leading Germany into 2016. Did you see her reject the German flag? How brave!
>>3829795
They are a national treasure and this is their land.
>>3829800
My view? Well,at the moment I'm seeing quite a fantastic view.
>>3829383
>The maid nodded with a smile before disappearing into the manor, returning after a few moments of peaceful silence with a flushed expression and a tray of tea for the man. With a flourish she presented it, and watched excitedly for her special brew to be sampled.
>>3829401
>Her knees shook as his teasing continued, the maid too busy holding a trembling hand to her mouth to talk back. When his hand finally left her she couldn't help but gasp in relief.
"How brutish... I erm, I enjoy having a home, master. There is always joy in honest work."
>>3829451
"Oh no it wasn't that... I wasn't,"
>She seemed flustered with the idea of explaining why she had done what she did, and after a few moments of grumbling deliberation dropped the topic entirely. He had said 'this time,' hadn't he? She hugged her master, holding him close.
"Don't worry about that, let's just let our pace happen, okay?"
>>3829522
>She smiled faintly at his approval, watching the bulge rise in his pants with more obvious delight. She wasn't about to let it tremble its way to hardness alone, though, such a fate would be cruel. Her soft hands took hold of his hips and she held herself over his lap. With her teeth, she took his zipper and slowly tugged it down, stopping to let the swollen tool under the fabric flex and stiffen. With some help from her fingers she eased him out, holding the head of his cock in her lips as she pulled it out into the air. Her eyes went back up to his, watching her master closely as her tongue rimmed his head and beckoned him to readiness.
>>3829683
>Sings anthem patriotically
>>3829707
Not right now senpai, playing jeugos.
>>3829836
Oh really? Might it have something to do with me?
>>3829828
Now I'm against the Germans. But Germans rejecting the German flag? That's crazy talk mister!
>>3829743
I haven't seen one lately but I can't say for sure if we do or don't. Either way I seriously welcome it.
>>3829865
Of course, what else?
>>3829828
Maybe you aren't a Diosh
>>3829861
That's fine. Hope you have fun.
>>3829743
Yes but I don't think she is in use anymore
>>3829828
Surely you prefer the NEW™ Canadian flavor, right?
>>3829743
We did(sad solaire intensifies) but the player retired that character so she's free as far as I know.
>>3829841
>The tea smelled delicious, Anon quickly picked up a cup for closer inspection
Mmmm, smells great.
>Anon takes a sip of the hot tea and his eyes widen in surprise
Wow! This is delicious! Probably the best tea I've tasted
>Anon takes a few more sips, it tasted unlike any other tea he had had before. It was definitely the milk, that was what was making it so lovely.
>>3829841
Well that's good!
>I give her a pat on the shoulder
Now, why don't you fetch me a cup of coffee. A little bit of cream, no sugar.
(Whats your guys opinion on blood, and snuff)
>>3829298
>I shiver as i feel your lips against my nipple, my hand reaches around to the back of your head, lightly gripping your hair as i push you into me. My hips start to grind into you, my warm cunt lubricating you as you make love to my areola.
>>3829402
>I put a hand to your lips instructing you to be quiet.
All in due time darling, for now just relax.
>I unbutton my shirt, the basement wasn't air conditioned so Yandere-chan was pretty sweaty. Leaning forward i press my hot, sweat coated body against yours, slowly rubbing your dick with a free hand as i give you another kiss on the lips.
>>3829431
I do what i want.
>>3829356
>I walk forward, slowly, wanting to fully savor this moment. I crotch down, straddling your legs as you try to crawl away.
Its too late for that Senpai, i realize now how foolish i was being. You never loved me.
>Without another word she jams the syringe into your neck, releasing its contents into your blood. She puts her other hand on your mouth, stopping you from screaming as the drug relaxes your muscles.
>>3829936
Tenryuu is best and sexiest boat.
>>3829841
Alright! Now, how would you like to bond today?
>He found himself surprised by her hug, but gladly accepted it. As her chest pushed against her master, his lips made a quick peck upon Lily's cheek.
>>3829956
>Her nipple perks in his mouth and he gives it loving kissing and licks, making sure both her breasts feel his love as his cock twitches and drips precum with how good it feels for her went slit to grind onto his shaft, he wants to tell her to put him in but he wants to taste her skin more
>>3829960
I'm more partial to the Kashima/Katori pair these days, but Tenryuu/Tatsuta is still nice~
Hopefully Iowa gets a hot onee-san to pair with herself sometime.
>>3829884
If creating a new world safe for non-whites and women is crazy then we're all crazy!
>>3829899
What I am is a man wanting to lead his country to the bright new era promised by globalism. There is only one race now, Anonymous: the human race!
>>3829930
It's delicious, especially when from a nice brown bottle.
>>3829897
Well anon. I'm glad you like my visage so much. It makes me happy to hear that.~
>>3829956
(If you don't go too overboard it's okay. No gore stuff.)
N-no, please I'll do anything! I'll love you I promise I mmmph!
>Anon's protests were muffled by her hand over his mouth. He felt the syringe prick his neck and his muscles go slack as the drug worked. He felt completely helpless, completely in her power.
>>3829956
(I honestly love this stuff you're doing. Keep up the good work)
How Canadian are you?
>>3830034
What's not to like? It's strange though, being happy at some guy ogling you. What gives?
>>3829841
Oh my..
>his cock grew to full mast in a matter of seconds from the way she freed his cock alone and it ached in her soft lips, begging for service. It was almost instinct as he lowered one hand to her silky, pinkish hair, gently grasping it but still leaving the motions to herself, not providing any assistance.
>>3829956
You know well every single one of these others will just cast you out like trash and fall for some slut they found in the gutter.
You going to compare yourself to such garbage?
>He slowly starts to walk towards you carrying a syringe of his own.
I see you've been practicing Yandere-chan.
>>3830066
I have four refugee families with me and I let them share the bed with my wife while I sleep in the shed.
>>3830066
If you're against feminism, you cannot be Canadian!
>>3829956
(Don't be too graphic. I'm trying to fap not watch a horror film, so keep that in mind.)
>He quickly silenced himself. However he could not prevent the moans escaping from his lips as Senpai was being serviced.
>>3829956
(I love this shit. Keep it up!)
>>3830066
I've been sitting, listening to the rain and watching corner gas all day.
>>3830076
Well. I suppose I don't get very many guys ogling me. It's just nice to know someone finds me...
Attractive? I think is the word.
>>3830066
I offered to suck off a ref I mean Canadian citizen who was about to beat and rape his wife. I enjoyed every ounce of his foreign, yet natural flavor down my throat.
>>3830080
Baron~ Are you gonna do naughty stuff with this little poor girl?
>>3830147
That's odd, a woman like you seems to be the type to attract male attention.
I think the word for you is "beautiful", not attractive.
>>3830144
>watching corner gas
Everyday I love you more Bones
>>3830066
I'm 100% American.
>>3830147
That was it! Beautiful. Thanks anon.
You really think so?
>>3830165
>Hugs
>>3829948
>The maid's eyes lit up as he praised her tea, profound joy crackling her exterior of professionalism in mere moments. She nodded to herself as he went on, overwhelmed with the sight of a master not kicking her away or succumbing to some strange effect after sampling her tea.
"I have added many things to tea over the years to suit many tastes... but a demon's milk and... my own at that, I would have never dreamed. I'm glad you're happy master! I'll make this blend every day if you prefer!"
>>3829950
"Coffee?"
>She seemed confused at first by the request, but figured it was only the natural extent of his teasing.
"Of course,"
>She chimed, and departed for the kitchen at once. After only a few mishaps involving a search for coffee bags she returned with a mug full of coffee, it's color slightly brightened by the dairy in its depths, and proffered the cup like a proper maid.
>>3829997
"I... um,"
>She steamed and simply held fast to the young master, returning a brief kiss to him. Her hug slowly turned into her hands feeling sensually at his back, her body remembering its love for her master's in bits, that familiar heat resuming.
"I like it when master takes charge,"
>She giggled at her own nervous confession.
"You've got such a manly bearing when you're on top of me, you know..."
>>3830079
>She was glad to be left to her own apology, enjoying the pleasant touch of her master's hand upon her hair but grateful for the chance to prove what her mouth could do for him. His head finally popped into her mouth when she began to suckle at his tip. Her tongue broke the seal every now and then, tracing another wet ring around his cock for her velvet lips to cling to and suck. While she worked, her hands found his shaft and started to pump, spreading the saliva that trailed down him around and pleasing him all the more.
>>3830165
Watch your tongue spirit. I'm here to teach her, don't want to let such talent go to waste now.
>>3830305
Yes, I really do, everything about you is beautiful... Your build, your cute, blushing face, the pin in your hair, everything about you to the tiniest detail is beautiful!
>>3830309
>gropes
>>3830310
>I grab the cup out of her hands, and give her butt a little squeeze
Thank you!
>I blow on the coffee before taking a little sip
Hot, hot, hot!
>I place the cup down on the side table
>>3830310
Oh you should be proud, it's really delicious...wait, did you say "my own"? This tea...has your milk?
>Anon wasn't sure if should be disgusted with her, but...the tea was so delicious. Even after discovering the true nature behind it he couldn't stop drinking. It was almost...addictive. It made him feel so warm, and it seemed the warmth was building in a certain place. If it wasn't for the intoxicating tea anon would have noticed his pants becoming ever more tighter.
>>3830309
>Sachiko lets herself get hugged by the busty girl
N-not now Ryouna, i'm trying to be mean here!
>>3830348
>Sachiko giggles as she looks at him
She's not completely waste of time. I've had quite fun with her a few days ago~ Oh how she begged me to kill her~!
>>3830359
Aww. Stop anon. You're making me blush.
>>3830444
It's all the 100% truth.
>>3830310
>he moaned deeply as she showed just how skilled she was with her mouth, bringing his fingers down to clear her bangs from her forehead and then returning to gently run his fingers through her soft strands of hair. A shiver went up his spine as she suckled on his head, feeling his cock throb strongly against her hand as it was slicked with her saliva.
>>3830463
>throws her arms around anon and squeezes hard.
Aww... thank you. You're so nice, anon
<3
>>3830310
That really does make me look mature, doesn't it?
Your incredible body and lewd outfits, turn me on, you know.
>His hand made its way down to her covered thigh as he began stroking it.
I'm glad to be able to fall in love with a kind, sexy girl like you.
>>3830426
If she struggles to deal with even you then it's clear she needs more training.
>>3830005
>My mouth hangs open as a soft moan escapes from my throat. Yandere-chan's arousal is evident from both her reddening face and her dripping juices.
Sen...pai.
>I can't take it any longer, ripping your head off of my breast i reposition myself letting your cock stand straight. Without a word of warning i take the entirety of your shaft, my hips slamming down hard on your balls. I shiver as i feel myself get filled with your thick, throbbing cock.
>>3830051
>As soon as i feel you go limp, i let go. My hands slowly drift downwards toward your crotch.
Don't worry Senpai, its not permanent.You should be able to feel everything, maybe even move your hips a bit, but i didn't give you enough to cause death. I would never do anything to seriously harm or kill you.
>I giggle, slowly removing your pants from your legs.
After all your child is going to need a father.
>>3830057
(Really? Thank you! Never played as the Yandere so i hope i do good.)
>>3830080
Garbage? Are you talking about my senpai? I should kill yo-
>She notices the syringe, and takes a few steps back.
Who are you, get away from me!
>>3830100
(Gotcha)
>After about a minute i break the kiss, however i still mantain my grip on your member. I stand up for just a moment to spit down on it, rubbing it all over with my hand.
There, all lubed up.
>I remove my bra, placing it to the side and pushing my now free swinging mounds into your face. I rub my labia against your tip, hovering just over you. I wrap my hands around your neck, looking right into your soul as i ask you to, no demand you proclaim affection.
Tell me, tell me how much you love me.
>>3830126
(Gosh now i'm going to blush )
>>3830536
>stiffens up against the hug, before relaxing and embracing back
N-no problem! Telling the truth is easy after all
>>3830554
Yandere-chan.... so... hard..
>His breath ripples as she forces him in one go, she can feel his cock twitch inside her as he tries to get used to the feeling
It feels... so right with you...
>>3830426
Shhhhhhhhhh
>>3830399
>moans.
>>3830554
I love blood.
>>3830554
Fuh...fuh...father?
>Anon finds it hard to move his mouth, but it's pretty much the only part of his body that he can move
I..'m nuh..not ready for that!
>>3830557
>squeeze anon a little fighter before letting him free from the embrace.
I hope that wasn't too weird for you, Anon? I just couldn't help myself.
>>3830545
>Sachiko makes that maniacally stare right at him as she speaks
Well imagine this.... How would you feel like if you found Shadow-Rize behind a door with her throat teared apart and one of her eyes gutted out? Thats what i did to her little cute senpai~
>>3830554
(Well if you've never played the Yandere i think its pretty well done of you to do this)
>>3830602
>Sachiko keeps being squeezed in her large chest
Fine then...
>>3830650
Not at all, you were a bit sudden so I was a little bit shocked, but I enjoyed it. Can't help it if you can't help yourself, right?
>>3830554
>Feeling the heat of her sex radiating over his crotch in tandem with the wetness of her spit, he felt rather compelled.
I need you! I want to cum inside you so much, so that we can show everyone our love after our child is born. I want every inch of my body loved by you until death!
>>3830554
>He smiles with menace, exploiting her fear as much as he can before his grin changes into a cold rage.
>He suddenly slams her to the wall, not caring about any wounds he's caused and injects her with his own syringe.
Funny. You were SO sweet to that foolish boy, but when it's your turn you're suddenly like a rabbit seeing headlights. WHO do you think keeps supplying you with them Yandere-chan! did you seriously think you just stumbled upon tranquilizers by sheer luck?
>A cold hand slowly caresses her cheek as he keeps eye contact, almost as if he was staring into her very soul. His violent outburst changes quickly into a calm and sinister tone.
Now. Be a good student, and you can continue playing with your toys. Understood?
>>3829685
Nini, did you have anything planned or just wanted to do whatever?
>>3830412
>She held position even as her master groped her, putting his hand precariously close to the heat just a light teasing of her horns had brought out in her, what she was trying very hard to ignore in the presence of a man.
"Did you burn yourself?"
>She broke her pose early, huddling closer to her master after he set the coffee safely aside. This was a serious affront to her capacity is a brewer, something she needed to attend to immediately.
"Show me your tongue, if it's bad I'll ice it for you."
>>3830420
"Of course, the freshest possible! People have asked me for that sort of thing before and it was always weird, but as part of my special apology services I decided to try. Besides, I'm better suited for it than a regular woman! That's the power of a... maid..."
>Her ranting almost continued, but she caught sight of the obvious rise growing between the man's legs. Was her tea doing that? She gulped at the sight, watching him down her milk with a bit more nervousness as he threatened to empty the cup in one go.
>>3830476
>She kept pumping him with both her hands, until his shaft was a sticky mess with her saliva and the sounds of her flesh stroking against his had grown wet and provocative. Her hands stopped without warning, going back to his inner thighs. She closed an eye, winking up at him as her tongue stopped lathering him just to tease his urethra. The taste of his pre was confirmation for her, and as she teased as much as possible from him she started to take him. As she pushed his cock in, her tongue laid out under it like a wet little red carpet, giving him a grand, wriggling entrance into her throat. Her open eye looking up into his the whole time, she finally touched her lips to his hilt.
>>3830542
>She moaned gently as he started to touch her back, letting her voice out freely for her master
"I'm glad to be in love with such a generous master... I love the faces you make, when you're grunting and thrusting... Would you treat me?"
>>3830732
>grinned happily.
Hehe. That's true. Thanks for being so understanding, anon.
>>3830668
>he stays cold and uncaring.
Rise's Shadow has seen and been dealt worse. If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't give you the chance to revel in it. But angering a yandere is dangerous, you know that. Especially giving them a grudge.
>>3830850
Mmm, nothing really planned, but I do wanna play around with Kogure-chan, if you're interested.
>>3830864
I don't think it's so bad.
>I stick my tongue out for her to inspect it
Is it bad?
>>3830933
That's fine. I'm always happy to play with my perverted Nii-san.
>>3830915
>hugs Mei again, squeezing her into a bear hug
Always here to help if you're feeling blue!
Anybody know if personal lotion from Japan is any good? Asking for a friend.
>>3830959
I'm happy to hear, but I don't think your Nii-san is a pervert. I think he just enjoys things that happen to be lewd. Is there anything you'd like to do today?
>>3830864
As for you, I enjoy your soft embrace and sweet taste. Also your adorable sounds of pleasure. I am quite curious if you areas lewd underneath that dress when you are serving me as when you are in public.
>The young master tried to flip the hem of her dress up to see if she wore any lewd clothing underneath, yet it was impossible in thus position.
>>3830588
Hard? You want me to go harder?
>I retreat just a bit, leaving just the head inside of me, then i slam back down. This had felt better than i could have ever imagined, my fingers dig into your skin as i start moaning your name.
Mhnm~ Senp-- pai!
>>3830636
Don't be silly Senpai! of course your prepared. your so smart, smarter than all the boys your age.Besides...
>My voice gets lower as i pull out a knife, i hold it in a stabbing motion and move down onto your chest, stopping an inch from your body. I slowly then start to cut off the buttons of your shirt.
I'm not giving you a choice.
>>3830631
(Can't say there will be much today but enjoy i guess.)
>>3830668
(Thank you, i just saw a void and thought i'd fill it in.)
>>3830733
>I put a hand on my palm, sighing as you speak your sweet sweet words. I only wish i remembered to bring my tape recorder i could replay those words over and over. Slowly my warm sex lowers on to you, hugging your throbbing dick as it enters me.
>>3830827
Wait!
>Before she could mount a defense, Yandere-chan is pushed against the wall. Her eyes go wide as she feels the drug enter her veins. She slumps down, sliding towards the ground as she eyes the scientist with a look of anger.
>>3830972
>was caught of guard. She stiffened slightly before relaxing and hugging him back. She planted a kiss on his forehead and smiled.
Thank you, anon. You're so considerate.~
>>3830959
Perverts in /erp/? That'll be the day!
>>3830864
cute maid
>>3831029
Ah I ment... you started so hard... but this is...what it feels like... to be one with your love~
>He leans his body back and watches as she slams down on him over and over, how her perky chest bounces with it, the increase in heart rate making his uniform stain faster with his blood
>>3830926
But Baron... I think you forget that you can't kill whats already dead. She did wanted to kill me yes, but that knife of hers didn't do much harm to me. But i don't wanna waste time on either hurting you or others related since that did go wrong the first time i tried it. Though i still wanna make those scars a little more dee-
Maybe i should keep that to myself.
>>3831029
(Oh well i'm gonna leave you to your senpai's now and that mad scientist. Talk to you another time perhaps)
>>3831031
>blushes at the sudden advance of a kiss
Taking initiative, are we?
>>3831001
Nooope, you're a huge perv, Nini. I'd be fine with anything as long as I get to spend time with you.
>>3831038
You're no exception.
>>3831029
S-shit! This feeling is incredible...
>When she inserted the tip of his length inside,he was welcomed by her warm, yet velvety insides.
>>3831104
Maybe? I felt like you deserved more than a hug.
>smiled at Anon. A small blush present on her face.
>>3831029
A spoonfull of truth serum, helps the sedative go down.
Now, Question number one.
>he pulls out a serrated knife brushing the blunt end along her chin with smile.
Where would you stab "Senpai" and where should you?
>>3831160
Then I suppose I should return the favor, you deserve more too
>Anon plants a kiss on her cheek
>>3830942
>She was going to give him an inspection but just the sight of her master's tongue brought back memories of their meeting at that club. The fire in her belly swelled as she looked upon his muscle, a bead of sweat rolling by her forehead as her blush continued.
"It looks good..."
>She said, drawing closer as her own mouth started to hang open.
>>3831028
"Huh!?"
>The sudden pull at her skirt startled her even as they passed such vulgar remarks between one another. It excited her too. She smirked at her master's aggression, backing away from him momentarily. She held her tie up in her mouth, unbuttoning the front of her uniform and holding it wide open for her master.
"Normal underwear around the house master, those outfits are only comfortable when they're ripped off, you know?"
>She paused.
"But I thought the maid outfit was supposed to be erotic in its own right. Should I start wearing less for you?"
>>3831049
Thankee!
>>3830864
>his groaning continued as his spirited maid worked his tool with her hands and mouth, his dick pleading for more as it beated powerfully in sync with his heart. He took note of her eye contact as she held his tip in her lips, and as she abruptly took his entire length in her mouth, his hips involuntarily bucked as more pre gushed from his tip into her throat. To say he was impressed would be an understatement, with her lack of gagging and the continuation of her eye contact, it only served to spur him further into mind-numbing pleasure. His cock started to swell as it became apparent he was close to unleashing his load.
>>3830864
>Soon Anon had drank the entire of the tea, but it still wasn't enough. He needed more, he needed more milk. The pleasant warmth he felt from drinking it was fading, and his cock was now pressing against his pants, feeling bigger than it even had been. He looked at the maid's breasts and licked his lips, he was practically drooling at the thought of more milk.
C-can I have some m-more milk please?
>>3831257
I want the maid to reverse cowgirl my cock so I can watch her plump butt!
>>3831110
Hmm, I have an idea. It doesn't seem that long ago that I would tease Kogure-chan and make him all blushy and cute, but nowadays I seem to be on the receiving end. Which is fine, I love the cheeky Kogure-chan, but, I think it's about time you took some punishment again.
>He leans in close to the red-haired succubus, his face not too far from the cute boy's.
Hey, Kogure-chan. We had some fun a few days ago, but you haven't let it out again since then, right? I'm sure a succubus like you is a bit backed up already, no?
>>3831029
>Tears begin to form in the Anons eyes as he realizes there's no escape from this madwoman, all he could do was watch helplessly as she undressed him
Please...just don't hurt me! I'll say whatever you want!
>>3831257
>I lean in and give her a kiss on the lips
Oh do you want more?
>I look at her with a smirk
Bend over then!
>>3831227
>was taken aback by the kiss. A hand went to her cheek as she grinned like a Cheshire cat. Her arms wrapped around anon tightly. Her forehead met his.
I dunno why, anon. But I feel really warm and fuzzy right now.
>lazily rests in the hay, stirring around a little as he dreams about chasing something
>>3831434
>pets
>>3831257
You are right. Seeing your thighs sets me off. Though, I really do enjoy your soft and plump body. If you're comfortable with it, you're always free to show off more skin~
>Seeing Lily in the plainest of underwear was even enough to get him erect. His bulge took form as it begged for release inside his maiden.
>>3831342
>Kogure didn't hesitate a moment after they had moved closer and so he went in for a kiss, planting his luscious lips onto theirs. He reluctantly pulled away with a small, teasing pull of the man's lip that he had caught between his teeth. He giggled softly as he grinned with a light blush on his cheeks and his hands clasped behind their nape as he gazed into their eyes. He swayed his hips from side to side along with his tail.
Mmm, so you want to drain me this time?
>>3831465
>smiles because of the petting, slowly waking up, stretching out with a big-mouthed yawn
Mornin'!
>>3831549
>talking
Dropped
>>3831549
a talking doggo!
>pets thoroughly
>>3831576
AH! Yes. yes. Yes I do talk. Mhmm.
>leans into the petting, tail moving to and fro, hitting against the floor some
>tongue lazily lolls out out mouth whilst panting
>>3831375
>the blush intensifies
Maybe you've had a bit to drink?
(Sorry for late replies, the captcha is being difficult)
>>3831293
>She reveled in the restrained bucking of his hips, the way he swelled and throbbed in her skilled mouth, all the little things that told her she was doing it right. She hummed through his cock, a soft melody that vibrated in her tongue and all through his flesh, and an uninterrupted tempo that continued even as she sucked him tip to base, over and over again. Her pace only kept climbing, wet streamers of saliva and precum spilling from her mouth as the maid's elegant choreography started to look more and more like the viciously thorough facefucking it was.
>>3831313
>She felt violated even as he laid eyes upon her, the throbbing between his hips visible even from where she stood. She gulped again as the inevitable reared its oozing, throbbing head. There was only one course for a maid, with a request so worded... and if she was being truthful with herself it was all very exciting. She opened the front of her dress and straddled him in his chair, laying her breasts before his eyes.
"Go ahead master, my all is yours."
>>3831336
That's really lewd. Don't tell me you'd knead it and do all sorts of perverse things to my tender flesh while it was there for the taking.
>>3831365
"Y-yes,"
>She finally admitted, and wasted no time falling on her knees for him. She remembered their night out far more vividly than she would ever care to admit, and before she even thought about it she had pulled her clothes aside enough to expose herself and raised her ass up towards her master.
>>3831476
>She left her shirt alone at his words, that grin of hers growing ever more wicked as she got worked up. With a slow pace just to tease up her master's obviously hardening cock, she hoisted up her skirt bit and bit, letting her luscious curves out on display. She turned her knees, showing him the shape of her inner thighs, their slight muscles, the way they lead into her...
"I bet you'd like it if I went around bottomless. But that'd be fine with me, I get master what he wants."
>>3831630
>shakes her head. Her blush also intensified.
I don't drink alcoholic beverages... maybe it's just the heat?
(Its cool. Captcha can be a bitch sometimes.)
RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3831688
>he grins
The hottest thing in this room is you, I can't imagine it being heat.
>>3831672
Of course I'd grab at it! But just watching you bounce and slap that plush body on my cock would be wonderful, too!
>>3831703
WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!
>>3831737
It's the Jagermonsta! Legend has it that merely gazing upon this creature may cause extreme drunkenness! I, however, am immune to its effects.
>>3831709
>grinned. She had enough playful of the playful flirting. She leaned in and softly laid a kiss on anons lips.
>>3831511
>He returned the succubus's kiss, deeply enjoying the feeling of his lover's lips on his. He watched the playful devil pull away, taking a nibble of his own lip with him, already feeling his excitement rise from just one kiss. As he was wrapped in the arms of the smaller boy, he placed his hands on his hips and returned his gaze.
Yep. I wanna make you feel real good today. Hold still - let's go to my room, OK?
>He leaned into the succubus, wrapping on his arms around his shoulders, the other behind his legs, and picked him up. He caught his balance and winked back at the light body in his hands and made towards his room, gently carrying him like a princess.
>>3831672
Oh my~
>I get on my knees, stationed behind her adoring her nice backside
>I giver her ass a squeeze then a swift smack
Just like I remember~
>Wrapping my hands around her waist, I pry at her panties teasing her
>>3831629
Can I rape to dog?
>>3831511
>>3831760
(Hey, just a heads up, we're having some pretty crazy thunderstorms in the area right now. Wouldn't be surprised if I lose power or something. I'll jump on mobile if that happens but my connection can be a bit spotty, probably wouldn't be able to do much more than let you know if that happens.)
Finally home.
It's really pouring out.
Hiya ERP.
>>3831629
Is this dog going to be knotting people within the hour?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.
>>3831779
>posted the image but not the text
Who are you?
>>3831068
>She continues to push against you, your hips mashing against hers as she rides you at an increasingly frenzied pace. My hand presses into your wound accidentally, exacerbating whatever pain you were feeling. I lower my head, bringing it right to your face as i scream.
I want you!
Hah~ Senpai I want you to cum inside of me!
>>3831102
(Ok! See you around Sachiko)
>>3831126
I continue to slide you inside of me, squeezing your neck tightly as i balance myself on your hot length. I'm finally able to stuff the entirety of your girth inside me, my thighs now sitting on your balls.
You're so big, Senpai~
>>3831212
I'm not one of your damn...
Nrgh!
>The serum was starting to have its effect, her relaxed muscles made it hard for her to resist.
I- would stab Senpai in his ankle. So he can't run away from me.
>>3831357
Say whatever i want? The only thing i want to hear you say is that you love me.
>I finish undressing you, your pants and boxers laid around your ankles and your chest laid bare. I stand up, eyeing your body from the top of your perfect hair to the bottom of your young, virile dick. A bead of drool seeps out the side of my mouth as i begin to undress myself.
>>3831672
>Anon wasted no time in taking a nipple in his mouth and sucking on it. The milk was even more delicious than it had been in the tea. He sucked as hard as he can feeling the warmth spread over him again, his cock still stiff and hard as ever
(Sorry but I've got to go, I'll try and see if I can catch you tomorrow)
Picked up food from my former workplace today... It was all wrong ;;; and I didnt find out till I got home. Are you guys doing well at least?
>>3831791
My money is on "No" which will turn the dog into a one time thing
Hi ERP! It seems comfortably ded today.
>>3831779
You goofed.
>>3831511
>Slaps the fags butt.
>>3831788
Hiya Tsuyu~ How are you?
>>3831838
We just need to get DMG in the thread.
>>3831831
Whenever you're feeling down about yourself, just remember that least you aren't Nue, LD, or Jiro.
Happy change of the month to you all! You all know what today is, right? That's correct, it's the day that the Battle of Gettysburg began!
While a sad and tragic loss for the country, Gettysburg is worth studying and remembering since to date it is the largest battle that ever occurred on North America with over 150,000 soldiers from both the North and South clashing over a town in Virginia.
This battle was not actually one of strategic relevance, but Lee's attempt to 'send a message' to Lincoln by setting hold in Virginia as most battles were waged in the South.
The history has been well studied and I could discuss for ages the three day battle, but it truly was one of the saddest days in history.
How is your day going? I hope it's been wonderful!
>>3831825
I wouldnt.... want it anywhere else... I love you Yandere-chan!
>She had broken him so well, willing to get her pregnant on their first time while she makes him scream in pain as she presses the wound, causing his hips to thrust up, the head pushing right against her womb
>>3831853
>We rely on sub-par roleplayer to function
>>3831791
>>3831838
>>3831853
>tilts head in extreme curiosity
How can???
>>3831868
A wealth of knowledge, as usual Iowa <3
>>3831879
That's not nice.
I'm just saying DMG has fucked dogs in the thread before.
Also in the spirit of me being a meme loving fuck
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS.
>>3831859
I'm still unsure of what the specifics are behind like.. two of those
>>3831868
It's good, even better with you here!
>>3831868
>Salutes
I've been better Miss! How are you this fine evening?
>>3831918
They're all depressed idiots who set themselves up for heartbreak
>>3831868
>one of the saddest days in history
I'll say. Anyway, what's up, best boat?
>>3831853
What do Tewi's ears feel like?
>>3831825
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!
>Anon screams at the top of his lungs, hoping to placate the crazy woman. It was all in vain, she was already getting undressed, and he hated himself for getting to excited
(Sorry I think I need to get going, hopefully we can continue this.)
>>3831955
Fluff and love.
>>3831955
Like the fat of Nue's 4th chin
>>3831760
>Kogure squeaked as he was scooped up into his lover's arms as he looked at them with a content smile. He freely kicked his legs in the air happily while he wrapped an arm around the back of their neck as the other trailed down his body before slowly pulling his skirt up to reveal his little bulge. His tail coiling around their arm as he hummed softly and played with their hair.
You can play with me however you want.
>>3831851
>Slaps the ass' ass in return.
>>3831868
Big bimbo blonde.
>>3831868
Have a good day dummy, I'll miss ya.
>>3831868
Slut.
>>3831672
No panties? That would be something I would like... S-sorry for being lustful.
> The young master felt a bit shy as the maid began pinpointing his desires. Tired of being teased like this, he swiftly unzipped his pants and let his cock fully rise up
"Hello I'm Fluttertits does anyone want their mouth washed by my cock?" Fluttershy's frantic smile wavers once she hears what she says and clears head with a quick shake. "I-I mean, does anyone want their cock washed by my mouth??"
How is everyone this fine evening?
tử vong cho người Mỹ am i right?
>>3831852
I'm great anon! How are you?
>>3831955
Panda! <3
>>3831973
Hello bunbun~
>>3831987
Lil' demon boy!
>>3831998
Cuteryuu <3
>>3831877
>I kiss you deeply, I was so happy to hear the words coming out of your mouth i increased the pace of my thrusting. I felt a bit of pain as your cock streched my walls and hit my womb, but i didn't care. I was going to be filled with Senpai's love.
I love you too Senpai! Show me how much you love me!
>>3831959
(Alright i'll save the reply, i like reverse rape)
>>3831825
A good start~
>He slices into her ankle, stroking her hair gently as the knife digs deep, precise enough not to burst a vein.
You scream just as loud as your beloved senpai, It's adorable.
Question 2. How long should you play with senpai?
>>3831948
I wouldn't call someone an idiot for... whatever that is. People do stupid shit, but sometimes they cant help it.. Albeit stupid shit can still warrant a consequence of some sort.... Idk I'm gonna opt to not have an opinion here
>>3832017
Get the fuck out gook.
>>3831987
>Pinches your cheek.
>>3831915
Of course! I aim to please. Unfortunately I've been rather lax in my knowledge. Forgive my brevity!
>>3831921
Ahaha~ It's better that you're here too, sir!
>>3831934
>Iowa returns his salute with her own proper form before relaxing back to her casual self.
It's been going alright, soldier. How goes the mission?
>>3831955
Nothing much, just remembering this day in history. Certainly no other events happened today!
>>3831987
Small red headed cock sucker (male)
>>3831998
I'll miss you too, sword boy Ryu!
>>3832005
Rude~! But I guess I can't deny it!
>>3832037
I will... be your boyfriend... in school and everything... and for now... im... going to cum inside soon...
>He wants panting out, watching her body rapidly fill with his cock over and over, leaning forward eventually so he can kiss her breasts more as they bounce
>>3832011
How relevant is that freudian slip, you got a cock?
>>3832022
Sup frog?
>>3832052
Gook? Du smy....knulle deg
What's ERP listening to?
>>3831672
>his body twisted as she gave him the blowjob of his life, and his hands grasped at the armrests of the chair in an unconscious attempt to steady himself, not really working as she continued to pleasure him on an immeasurable scale.
O-ooh, I'm gonna c-Aaahh!
>As soon as she began to hum it sent him over the edge, his hips jerking more violently then before as he unloaded his pent up batter directly into her throat, sending three waves of semen, each shot less powerful than the last, until only a small amount slowly oozed out. His body twitched in response to her continued assault, giving him even more pleasure in his post orgasmic bliss.
>>3832011
From a corner in the room an anon snickers and flashes her a thumbs up, making wooping sounds. "Atta girl!"
>>3832096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfyAl3sj_vE
>>3832096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNel8RwSLyE
>>3832078
Want some poutine? It's French fries with gravy and cheese curds~
It is Canadian.
>>3832011
That's not really your name, is it?
>>3832096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE
>>3832058
>Grabs your crotch.
>>3832078
Ha, good one burgerboat.
>>3832039
Nnn Aaaahhhh!
>My screams fill the air as my ankle is cut, trembling as i try my hardest to move, to no avail.
You fuck- Ah! Se-senpai should be played with all day, Senpai needs to know how much i love him.
>>3831825
>>3832070
(Ok, i got to step out anyway. i may be back on in an hour)
>>3832078
>I return my hand back to my side
It's going fine Miss. We're workin' on gettin' rid of the god damn commies. But we seem to have some spies
>cough
>>3832092
>cough
>>3832096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>>3832161
Mind broken Senpai here, take your time if you need to
>>3832145
>Slaps hand away because i am super straight.
>>3832022
I'm good thanks for asking!
>>3832091
"N-no, I don't have one. I answered this the last time I was here..."
>>3832105
The whooping startles the plump bimbo and snaps her view to over the source, where she spots the Anon's thumbs up pointing in her direction. "Is that you, Coach?"
>>3832135
"Uh, no, but everybody was calling me that, or something similar. Fluttertits is what my Coach liked."
>>3832096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
>>3832164
Do you not know who you are adressing?
>>3832132
Poutine? Sounds alright! Let me try some. I'll exchange you an All-American burger!
>She hands him a wrappered hamburger.
>>3832145
No problem cockdemon!
>>3832164
Those godless Reds are hiding in every nook and cranny soldier. Don't let them escape! Iowa is cheering you on! Do your best for Uncle Sam!
>>3832189
I'd like to hear what your real name is. Would you be so kind?
>>3832078
What about San Juan Hill?
You could count Somme and El Alamein too, technically.
>>3832096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XxYwWg7F8I
>>3831713
'Just?' Anon, we're talking about your big chance to fuck a maid's butt and do whatever you want with it. Don't constrain yourself, and really, don't constrain yourself. Go on and pull it out~
>>3831773
"Hng!"
>Her whole ass jiggled as he smacked it, firm enough to hold that tight ship and fat enough to be pliant under his hands. By the time he was prying at her panties they already showed signs of her wetness, testament to her anticipation of his tongue and the sheer sensitivity of her horn.
"I'm burning up master, please! Ngh, I can't believe you... doing this to me..."
>>3831826
(Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope I didn't send you off or bore you, I've never done anything like that but it seems to be a popular place to go with maids. At any rate, I'll be around this weekend, it is a very special one after all.)
>>3832010
"You can't be sorry for being a man, Master,"
>She said, and slowly her clothes began to fall away. One article after another the maid disassembled her outfit, letting it fall to the floor after her master so eagerly showed off his readiness. As she slid her panties down, bending over for him and showing every twist and turn of her body in the process, she plucked them from her foot and threw them at her master. As blue as her bra and frilled in black.
"If you're so lustful then maybe you can take it out on those when you're alone."
>She chuckled at her own indecency, her eyes drifting down to his sex as it stood in the open.
"But for now, how will my man take me?"
>>3832101
>She kept sucking as if nothing happened, a faint smile on her widely stretched lips as she felt him pulsing and leaking in her throat. She would take every drop and then some. Her eyes had a feigned look of concern in them as she watched him struggle and jerk in the seat, seeming to ask him if he was okay even as she layered on service after service to his cock. This was her apology, she was gonna go until she heard it accepted.
>>3832161
(Took me FOREVER to get home and take care of things. And I have MORE shit to do here. If you'll be around later (And still have the post saved, if not, I recall the majority of it) I'll post then! Sorry -Ballbust anon)
>>3832078
Time for anything tonight, Iowa~?
>>3832096
http://youtu.be/BiQIc7fG9pA
>>3832181
>Gets all sassy and snaps his fingers before strutting off.
>>3832235
Big titted cumdump.
>>3832161
Spot on!
>He slices into her shoulder to make sure she can't move her arm ethier.
Your screams are Music to my heart yandere-chan!
Now, be a good girl and clean up~
>he holds the bloody knife close to her mouth.
>>3832091
Noooot much bun, how goes life.
Glad to see you up and about after getting destroyed by that anon this morning.
>>3832182
No problem! <3
>>3832100
Uh, what? I'm not stealing anything, I'm a hero anon.
>>3832288
Tight shape*
Some boats show up and I'm already distracted, ha
>>3832288
>Pisses on as usual
>>3832235
>As he clutches the burger, he hands her the cardboard container of poutine he was eating from
Sounds like a deal. All the burgers we eat mostly come from that rotten capitalist clown.
>>3831987
>He continued moving through his house, smiling at the clearly-happy succubus as he playfully grabbed at him, licking his lips as his skirt was hiked up to reveal his cute panties. Soon enough he reached his bedroom, entering the room and gently placing the cute trap on his bed. He leaned in, squeezing their lips together again, taking a greedier kiss this time, his breath hissing against the devil's face. His hand began groping around, massaging the bulge that the succubus showed off as he carried him, eager to get to work on the cute boy's package. After massaging it a few times, he unzipped the small zipper on the side of his skirt and tossed it on the floor.
You seem pretty excited already, Kogure-chan. Are you sure I'm the perverted one? Or maybe you're just as lewd?
>>3832305
>Runs after Kogure-kun dramatically because actually super gay.
>>3831709
(You still alive?)
>>3832096
https://youtu.be/9eyyhtOrKPI
>>3832189
"Bingo! 10 outta 10 intro there Fluttertits! People really like those freudian slips believe it or not!" He pushes himself up to his feet out of his chair, practically sprinting over to her so he could snatch her up into an overly chummy hug. His hands of course, waste no time in giving her plump assets a squeeze here and there. "Might wanna show off a little more though, really flaunt your stuff. Get me?"
EXCUSE ME FOR MY PROLONGED ABSCENCE HOWEVER, MY SOURCES INDICATE THERE HAS NARY BEEN ANY BIG SCOOPS AS OF LATE...
NONE EXCEPT ONE...
** LOCAL CUMDUMP FAIR WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF RIBBON IS TO BE GONE FROM THE THREADS AND ERPING IN GENERAL INDEFINITELY **
That is all!
WELCOME BACK MISS IOWA, ENJOY YOUR LITTLE BOYS, Kuhuhu~
PLEASE STAY TUNED, kuhuhu~
>>3832311
Alright I guess.
And guys should be careful! Getting wombfucked is overwhelming.
Still good though.
>>3832355
Fat cunt <3
>>3832213
It seems to me we're in different wars kraut. Now don't go switchin' on me again.
>>3832235
Will do Miss!
>Salutes before heading off
>>3832256
Nope! Only one per lesson! Who told you this? Stop contradicting me!
Hehe~ I'm just kidding. I try to keep it to one major history point, but obviously those all have had major impacts.
Valley Forge, Custer's Ranks~
San Juan Hill, and Patton's Tanks~
And the Army went rolling along~
>>3832304
What did you have in mind, sir? I'm always willing to please! Warning, I might not have a lot of time tonight though!
>>3832305
Washboard butt pirate.
>>3832339
Be happy in what you have! This came especially made by me so I'm sure it's delicious!
>She eagerly takes the morsel into her hand and bit into the first fry she could get her grubby fingers on.
>>3832369
Um...I will! But...uh...who are you again?
>>3832369
>Grabs the re-class before she leaves and gives her a hug.
Stay safe now.
>>3832369
Did ribbon get tired of getting the hammer?
>>3832369
>Ribbon
And nothing of value was lost.
>>3832243
"Fluttershy," she murmurs out, the tremble in her voice subsiding. "You can call me Shy, though, if you want."
>>3832359
The pudgy amazon of a woman melts into his embrace and doesn't seem to mind that his hands wander around her body for a casual knead as he spoke. "Uh, I don't get you, but thank you, I didn't mean to slip around like that." Her head rests alongside his; the scent of her vanilla locks pleasantly waft around his nostrils.
>>3832369
You're not the earliest on that news, but it doesn't get any less saddening. Nice to see you all the same.
>>3832399
You're gonna be here for the Fourth, right?
Also, I'm now employed operating a machine that stamps "Made in USA" stickers on various goods. Be proud of me please.
>>3832288
You're just so much fun to toy with!
>I slowly pull back her panties, leaving them hung around her knees
Now where should we start?
>I place my finger on her asshole
Here?
>I prod her anus
Or here?
>I slide my finger over to her slit and prod at her wet vulva
>>3832373
I know all about it, have you seen my tongue~
>>3832288
>He set off to the side her undergarments, blushing at her warm reception.
I'll make great use of these...
Now then,
Could you get me prepared first?
Or we can get to the main course if you want.
>Master began to slowly let his hand stroke his cock, in an attempt to keep it hard and to entice Lily.
Oneul-bam uri freaky freaky hae yea~
Baby gimme some, gimme gimme some yea~
Neowa na duri jjirijjirihae yea~
Can you gimme some, gimme gimme some yea~
(Obligatory translation:
Tonight we're getting freaky freaky yea~
Baby gimme some, gimme gimme some yea~
You and I are getting electric yea~
Can you gimme some, gimme gimme some~
>>3832482
You use it to masturbate?
Sounds scary! Frog tongues are sticky right?
>>3832503
>>3832288
>as she continued to over stimulate him in his afterglow he managed to speak albeit although with a shaky and weak voice.
A-alright! You've made your point!
You're forgiven!
>he brought a hand to her head in an attempt to push her off, with no success whatsoever to his weakened state. He resigned to slumping in his seat as she milked him and abuse his cock for all it was worth, an extra dab of cum being brought out as a result.
