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Zootopia Thread: Rabbit Feets Edition

Pastebin: pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
Booru: zoo.booru.org
Archive: ztarchive.com

Thematic Thursday: ...

Other Notes: Sorry If I'm a bit early with the thread, but there's something I wanted to ask the thread about the booru and I felt like OP was the best place to ask.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10638616
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>>3825233
I want to sniff and lick Judy's feet.
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What about rabbit ear love?

Actually, I really-- REALLY-- want to see this four part series replicated only the bun is getting the bottom end of her teased instead of the top end.

Both fetishes are fucking choice.
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>>3825233
I voted!
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>>3825218
What is this from?

>>3825056
I need more Marty

>>3825269
I wish Nick would do pic related to me
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>>3825339
That's kind of violent, onii-chan.
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Anyone else really into this?

I wish I could Have the Bun, and make him or her basically climax from this.
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Ozzy had a hard life.

https://soundcloud.com/user-594411020/pack-it-up-a-song-by-ozzy-fixed
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>>3825377
dude

you're obsessed

and I respect your dedication to this fetish.
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>>3825377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnuxGLa2reg
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>>3825339
>ywn be a rodent podiatrist who works with footpaws all day.
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>>3825395
I sure as hell spend too much of my waking time thinking about coming home to a bunny-- petting around that prey's head, cradling the little on tightly on my chest, migrating my pets around the sides of that prey's face and massaging along the shoulders, and... yeah.

I just need to Have the Bun. Really. I'm sure many relate.
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>>3825462
I mean, I feel you in general.

I had an honest to god dream about being the bun last night.

Well, at least it was, until it went super off the rails and stopped making any sense at all.
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And... she came ^-^
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>>3825479
Detail the dream, please.
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Something something experience the bun something
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Inb4 'Fucking bunfags' complainers
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>>3825459
Is smelling allowed?
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>>3825268
>>3825321
>It's actually kind of funny. When you first see them in Wannabite from Remmy's eyes, you see them as jerks, but when you see them in their own environments, they all have their nice sides.
This is actually the vibe I got from "Carnivore". Remmy describes Al as:

>I have become familiar with Al. You're familiar with him too, if you ever went to high school.
>Al's an alpha wolf, and by alpha wolf what I really mean is Al's every jackoff jock that made the school football team look good but wasn't quite ZFL material. Most of his muscle's turned to fat and he's traded in his uniform for a band tee and give-up-on-life pants, but he's clearly the same shithead today that he was when he was the homecoming king. Al seems to be under the delusion this is still senior year and he's the big dog on campus (rather than an unemployed idiot lounging around an apartment all day). I'm not joking when I say if there was a locker nearby, he's actually the type that might try to stuff me in it.

But I immediately found myself wondering how much of this was actually true, and how much was just Remmy projecting his high school hangups about being bullied by meatheads.

I mean, it's not like he asked Al's life story.
Him immediately setting Al as a high school bully says more about Remmy than about Al, really.
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Would you fuck the rabbit on the bottom right corner?
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>>3825459
>wolf muzzle
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>>3825269
Who wouldn't?
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you know, so far I've only seen that one comic with the rabbit and the tigress, is there any other submissive preds comic/fic?
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>>3825603
I'd fuck all of them desu
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>>3825479
We'll get our buns, or be buns, someday. Someday, anon.
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I need cute jerboas in zootopia.
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>>3825603
Am I supposed to not empty my balls out inside of all of them?
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>>3825669
They're going to labeled the "Otters of the Desert" in terms of their sluttiness, aren't they?
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Who's ready for some mouse?
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>>3825679
All rodents are sluts.
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>>3825704
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>>3825719
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>>3825631
>>3825671
B-but that's forbidden.
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>>3825339
>>3825459
>>3825669
>>3825707
Get your generic furry, fetish pandering art out of here please

if you want to post fur, go to the proper thread.
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hello everyone
Weaver here

I'd like to post this one last time
I assure you there's a good reason

http://pastebin.com/Dh59K8MX
For any who've missed it or just want to revisit it, here is a little story about Pack Street, featuring Remmy Cormo, and a few of his neighbors -- namely Al, Marty, and "T" Rex
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>>3825723
>ywn be inside a condom as it fills with spunk

why live
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>>3825731
This is great and you should all read it if you haven't already.

I knew you were a good writer but I don't think I've ever seen any actual written fanfic stuff from you before now.
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>>3825539
okay but like full warning, I say it went off the rails towards the end because it seriously fucking did

The beginning is a little hazy, but I think I was a reporter or investigative journalist of some description. I was definitely a bunny. At some point the Big Bad (corrupt political figure) sprayed me with something that I had no clue what it was.

Enter scene, some sort of office of Big Bad, following a lead. I think they were a pred, but at one point they may have been a sheep a la Bellwether, and then later on they became human, so I'm not totally certain what the fuck was going on there.
>I'm rooting through various drawers of their desk
>Find a few bags and portfolios that might link Big Bad to their crimes
>Decide the best place to look through the bag is using my size to hide myself behind the bag on top of some sort of shelving unit thing
>Clearly this was an awful idea. As I open the bag and see a LOT of vials of what I knew to be Pastor, Big Bad walks in
>Orders me to come and sit at the desk, which I obey
>Apparently whatever I got sprayed with was a light dose of Pastor, orders me to take a full dose from the bag
>It makes me feel reeeeaaally fucking good. Like, of things that really stand out about this dream, it's how goddamn good it felt to be ordered around on Pastor

(1/2)
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>>3825729
Size play with rodents is canon.
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http://pastebin.com/nt5NF3yH
And now, for your reading pleasure, may I present to you

A new Pack Street story:
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Aardwolves

Featuring Remmy Cormo, the twins Anneke and Wolter, and a wolf named Betty.
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>>3825757
There's a timeskip in here, I think. Either that, or I just can't remember these middle bits, but I remember it basically involved falling into the routine of being the Big Bad's servant bunny (which still felt incredibly fulfilling)
And then right about here things get weird
>I guess at some point Big Bad became human and formed some kind of league of supervillain shit with various anime villains (I said it gets weird)
>Various anime heroes come to confront us, including I think some characters from Soul Eater, Fairy Tale, and Panty and Stocking, all of which I haven't actually watched
>Instead of actually fighting, we were standing on walkways parallel some distance from eachother (Think, like, Anor Londo)
>The "heroes" attempted to make us reflect on our life choices instead of fighting, which seems super questionable
>They particularly targeted me, as if not really understanding that I didn't really "choose" any of it considering I was drugged into it
>I sort of hid behind my master's leg and felt super embarrassed for some reason, and then I woke up

So yeah. That's about the extent of it.

Fuck it felt good though.
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>>3825767
>It's a Betty episode
Time to SLAM THE LAMB.
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>>3825731
>>3825767
I might not have the Weaver skills in anything but here is my 5cents with a story about the animals from pack street

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7299019
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>>3825771

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
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>>3825887
Jokes on you!

I already have a therapist.
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>>3825392
I like it. I like it a lot.
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>>3825909
me too.
i was just giving you the ost for your next dream.
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If Remmy is a ram where are his horns?
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>>3825953
>If Remmy is a ram where are his horns?
This is actually addressed in today's story!
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>Nick visits Bunnyborough
>Stu shows him Carrots' school play video
>Spaghetti reigns supreme
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So, guys.

I want to introduce Pastor to a non-4chan Zootopia community. Any tips on doing so?
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>>3825459
>wolf muzzle
>dollar signs
>human benis
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>>3825969
I am halfway in the first story so i think its in the second one.
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>>3825767
Just finished reading it. I absolutely loved the interaction between Betty and Remmy.

I'm also beginning to realize that Remmy is pretty fucking speciest, though I can't really blame him considering how the preds have treated him since he moved in. Good show Weaver!
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>>3825975
Don't.
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>>3825764
Mice freaking out.
Judy wearing a half restrained grin.
She knows what she's doing and she likes it.
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>>3825975
Field the idea of a drug opposite of Nighthowlers. One which causes utter obedience instead of savagery.

That's how it happened here.
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>>3825991
Don't forget that this takes place during the time period where preds are going savage "because of something in their biology".
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>>3826026
Ah, right. Didn't really consider that. Makes more sense now.
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>>3825975
>>3826005 (You)
While I'm here, purely to sate my curiosity, where are you trying to introduce it?
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>>3825767
>Woolter
DEEPEST LORE

>Cheese
that does seem awfully taboo, atleast he likes it, or loves it rather

>Betty can pick locks
THE YARNBALL IS NOT SAFE
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>>3826050

>while I'm here

Who ARE you, anon?
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>>3826084
Nobody of importamce
but I am curious
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>>3825975
I don't know man, but that particular meme breaking /trash/ containment feels like a bad idea to me.
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>>3825973
It kinda looks like she's only wearing leggings.
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>>3826119

Just an RP forum.

>>3826129

It's kind of too late. I mentioned pastor as a joke (In strikethrough text and everything), and they took it seriously, and now they're doing a thing with it...
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>>3826160
Eh, pastor was getting old and stale for me anyways. Let someone else have the idea for a while.
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>>3826160
rule 1 off Trash: Don't talk about Trash

Say goodbye too your kneecaps.
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>>3826064
>>Betty can pick locks
>THE YARNBALL IS NOT SAFE
One of these nights he's going to wake up and find himself being snuggled by a sleeping Betty.
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>>3826160
Damn, it's been forever since I was on an honest-to-goodness RP forum.

Play-by-post is fucking weird but man I have some fond memories.
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Just reposting for those that missed it in the last thread (or don't read OP):

http://www.strawpoll.me/10638616
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>>3825767
Man, I feel sorry for Betty.

And Remmy as well.

>>3826160
Just describe it for what it is, a domestication drug.
If you really want, you can show them the stories about it, and spill all your pastor pasta.
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>>3826200 (you)

really? I don't care if it's there because it doesn't hurt.
However, I'm not sure why it's so dead. I must admit, I had a passing through of adding some stuff in there, but saw how empty it was and was all sort of meeeh.

If it was a reliable supplement to pastebinanon, archiveanon and was somehow made easy to preserve interesting information about /trash/, I think I'd see a lot of use.

It would be much easier to know you can find all cool stuff in one place instead of asking for imgur gallery link you've lost 5 threads ago. But until it's just a semi-empty gallery, there's nothing too exciting about it.
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>>3825056
Always glad to see more of everyone's second-favorite crossdresser named Marty.
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>>3826200
It's not harming anyone. I dunno, we could start a little campaign to upload more pics. Each thread has some 100 readers, if everyone uploaded just 5 pics a day, the booru would be the biggest collection of Zootopia pics in a couple of weeks. I'll upload some stuff later when I'm back home.
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>>3826224
>second-favorite
Who's our first favorite?
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>>3826247
just uploading pictures in bulk, even assuming proper tagging won't really do it.

boroo has a good potential as an archive, supporting archiveanons and cappers, but until it's properly shilled, tagged and shilled again it will be just another set of pictures online. I hate to be the guy who only gives out advices while doing nothing, but I really don't see myself invested into boroo until it becomes something useful.
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>>3825729
>not wanting a horny hoppy hyperactive rodent with a larger partner

Shit taste.
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There won't be a Zootopia 2, but there will be a spinoff film that's basically a sequel and follows different characters
You can trust me, because I work with Byron himself, I'm his coffee cup
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>>3826293
How is it to be touched by the lips of a god every morning?
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>>3826291
I prefer a horny hoppy hyperactive lagomorph with a larger partner.
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>>3826293
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>>3826293

Anon, is this you?
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>>3825767
Enjoyed it very much. Thanks Weaver.

Betty and Remmy's interactions are really great, and the aardwolves are wonderfully predatory.
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beep beep, posting for rollers
make sure to get your zoosona if you dont have one
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>>3826325
Rodents are better though.
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>>3826367
joke's on you, I'm not a furfag
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>>3826373
I disagree.
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>>3826367
Let's see where I end up.
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hey guys I heard this was the generic furshit thread?
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>>3826387
Of course you aren't
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>>3826387
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>>3826367
Rolled a chinchilla

>>3826393
Everything bunnies do, rodents do better.
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>>3826405
Those tits are ugly.
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>>3826405
maybe officer content wasn't that bad ;-;
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>>3826405
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>>3826293
This nigga is full of shit.
you can trust me, I'm the coffee.
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>>3826367
tundratown pls
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>>3826427
I'd love to see shitty rodents try to match up.

Lagomorpha master race.
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>>3826367
Rolling for coyote zoosona's district
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>>3826452
>cup is full of shit
>coffee is angry
>sudden realisation
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>>3826367
You know what? I made the map and the rolling game but I never actually rolled for a location. Roll.
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>>3826454
1 off, fuck it i'm moving to zootropolis
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>>3826289
I think that a booru's popularity is a snowball thing. People start using it if it has a lot of pics and/or rare pics. So we gotta fix that first, I think, and it should be able to stand on its own.
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>>3826367
Grass street. sheet thats close too pack street
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>>3826367
rollin
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>>3826498
If the booru had ALL of the stuff from the various drawfags on here, I'd use it.
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>>3826285
Don't pretend you don't know old fishlips, anon.
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>>3826458
>Lagomorpha master race.

What kind of master race eats their own poop?

You're not even an omnivore.

>>3826427
Guess I'm on Orchid Row
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>>3826289
>>3826498
I have about a metric fuckton of images from these threads saved sorted by character but booru.org's version of Gelbooru is so outdated I can't be assed
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>>3826473
remove dick
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>>3826516
Good point, a lot of material from here gets lost in the shuffle. I'll upload what I have later, then.
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>>3826535
>booru.org's version of Gelbooru is so outdated I can't be assed
What's wrong with it?
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>>3826540
Yeah, it's really frustrating to know that an artist did some picture, only to realize that they're stuff is impossible to find on their tumblr, or in the usual places like e621.

I'm looking at you, weaver.
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>>3826474
And for whoever wants the standalone map...
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>>3826563
>they're

their*

Please excuse my retardation
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>>3826367
Well shit, rolled a zoosona long ago, but I never did pick a district. Here goes nuthin'.
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>>3826540
by uploading stuff blind you won't make it useful. Well, sort of, but not quite.
You want shill it in such a way people will ask to add booru link and get scoffy when you don't - bit like missing links from pasta if you see what I mean.
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>>3826523
>implying we didn't evolve past that around the same time preds stopped murdering us
but nice try.

Also the hell kind of argument is "you're not even an omnivore?"

"Man, what a loser, you don't need to sustain yourselves on the lives of other living creatures."
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>>3826566
night time version
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>>3826473
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>>3826600
What kind of master race doesn't use other lesser life forms as food?

Not eating your own shit any more? What an amazing evolutionary leap.
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>>3826561
no nifty features like pools and wiki, it's nearly impossible to tweak the sites appearance unless you own the password of the admin who created it, trolls can bulk delete their uploads and prevent the same images from being uploaded etc etc

all in all it's hard to control if you're not the sysadmin, and they're hard to get a hold of. the support forum is full of spambots so that's no help either
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>>3826473
oh yes
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>>3826367
Ah why the hell not
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>>3826656

So what you're saying is we should create our own Zoobooru, with blackjack, hookers, and OCs?
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>>3825767
>Betty and Remmy ogling each other
>Anneke and Wolter groping Remmy's wool
>Anneke touching his bare skin underneath
>Betty demanding Remmy lead her to his apartment
>Remmy realizing he will never be safe from Black Betty
The sexual tension has skyrocketed. I want Pack Street shipping more than ever now.
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>>3826505
>Heat street
>Canyonlands
>mfw I live in Arizona
You can't make this shit up
Now I'm an even bigger furfag
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>>3826635
>>3826662
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>>3826642
Sauce please
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>>3826642
Well we're not talking absolute top dogs.

That title goes to a proper predator, which neither of us are, obviously. Something like a tiger. An apex, y'know?

But as far as pleasure goes? Why would we need to eat other mammals, or even bugs, for that? Bunnies are just unmatched in pleasing their preds. It's why we're so sought-after.
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>>3826689
REMOVE

DICK
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>>3826689
I want to lewd jude the dude
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>>3826722
I'd rather dick the Nick
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>>3826689
more male Jude
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>>3826729
>>3826722
>Not wanting both of them to dick you
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>>3826735
>anatomically correct rabbit dicks
this is my fetish.
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>>3826671
forget the booru, let's just have sparkledogs
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jesus, this is really a shit thread
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>>3826656
>>3826671
The booru is already ours. The admin frequents /ztg/
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I have a feeling that the first Zootopia is going to be the better one, but the second one is going to be funnier. There really wasn't that much humor in it.
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>>3826760
E L E V E N F E E T T A L L
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>faggots are actually allowing sparkledog autism in this thread and letting it pass over their retarded heads
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I wonder if they Zootopia has cultural festivals where they do all sorts of cool shit to their fur and hair.
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>>3826800
>allowing
the fuck are we supposed to do?

If we throw a fit and tell them to fuck off, they'll keep doing it, if only to spite us.
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>>3826822
And wool.
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>>3826822
That's pretty fuckin rad
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>>3826200
I never checked the OP and never realized we had a booru.

Which isn't too much of a loss, since nobody ever uses those anyway.
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>>3826800
it was a futurama joke you simp
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>>3826695
Check the file name

>>3826702
How quaint, bunnies always think they're the best fucks since that's the only thing they're even somewhat capable of. Any rodent from a capybara to the smallest of mice still fucks longer, harder, better, and more often than a bunny.
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>>3826822
Yes, it's Sparkledog day. Founded in memory of John F. Sparkledog, the wolf President, it's a day when everyone shaves their fur into weird shapes, dyes it into strange colours, and comes up with the largest tall tale about their birth.
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>>3826842
Couldn't find anything by Fortuna on e621, is this an FA thing then?
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>>3826863
>is this an FA thing then?

Yeah

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/fortuna/
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>>3826800
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/Q_2zcKe0597BHibiDaDUjw/

Boy, the image archive for this pic and the other one you use really display what a bitter person you are.
I kinda thought all this eweposting was funny early on, when I still believed it was just intentionally posting in a faux-speciest way, a la Bellwether -- thus the joke.

But over time it's become gradually more and more clear that you really are just a bitter, angry, shitposting person.
The other image has the worse track record by far, but both display a long history of total garbage. You're not using eweposting as a funny gimmick for shit, you're actually a shit person.

What a depressing revelation.
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>>3826842
>longer... more often
ha. Don't make laugh.

Male rabbits might be quickshots, but they have a refractory period of goddamn seconds, basically. And the women? They have stamina for days if you let them.

More often? "Fucking like rabbits" isn't an expression for nothing, dear, and I've certainly never heard "fucking like capybaras"

>harder, better
This is satire, right?

You're being satirical?

I'd love to see a rat try to even match the pleasure a bunny can manage on a proper predator.

Get back to me when you can take a fox to the knot, dear.
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>>3826822
>look up camel hair art
>find a bunch of places that do shit like this
This is neat.
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>>3826224
>>3826247
source?
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>>3826925
Fucking sparklecamels.
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>>3826925
That poor camel is just thinking "oh god please get this fucking shit off me it's so uncomfortable."
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>>3826885
>I still believed it was just intentionally posting in a faux-speciest way, a la Bellwether -- thus the joke
ding ding
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>>3826939
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>>3826925
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>>3825969
where does it say? I read both off weavers stories and nothing about it
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>>3826900
>"Fucking like rabbits" isn't an expression for nothing, dear,

It's because fucking is all rabbits are capable of, even then rodents still outbreed them.

Rodents don't need to take their partners inside them to please them.
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>>3826962
Not all rams have horns.
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>>3826944
Even with it's tiny retarded brain the horse still understands enough to feel sadness, disgust, and shame.
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>>3826583
>Snowball Dr.
>Tundratown
>mfw I'm a lion
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>>3826367
welp, roll
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>>3826367
rollin'
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>>3827003
>hump street
>sahara square
>dingo
well okay then
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>>3826367
rolling
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>>3826900
>>3826977

Why not both?
(also checked)
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>>3827028
what's a baobab
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>>3827041
I think it are those japanese steamed buns with a filling mostly meat
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>>3827041
Those giant thick-trunk madagascar trees
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>>3826977
>all rabbits are capable of
Alright, we'll just stop farming then.

I'd love to see Rodentia starve.

Face it love, you haven't got shit on a rabbit when it comes to pleasing, and 90% of Zootopia would starve without our agriculture.

What have you contributed to the world today? You know, besides sucking up resources into your shitty pseudo-district and putting out nothing in return.
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>>3826367
Kappa
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>>3827032
Uniting species through orgasms.
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>>3827041
Dildo trees.
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>>3827041
It's a large species of African tree
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>>3826367
Kinda sucks savanna central is almost entirely city
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>>3825601
>I immediately found myself wondering how much of this was actually true, and how much was just Remmy projecting his high school hangups about being bullied by meatheads.
>Him immediately setting Al as a high school bully says more about Remmy than about Al
This was prescient. Remmy just can't shut up about high school.
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>>3827067
>Haymarket
>Rainforest district
>Ox
could be worse
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>>3827065
Man that picture is so cute.
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>>3825392
Goddamn, this is brilliant. Really powerful. I can definitely see Ozzy singing this while he's busking away on the streets.
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>>3827065
You realize you rabbits consume well more than two-thirds of the produce you generate, right? You hicks stop farming, your numbers will be the first to get culled by your own doing. We'll be just fine either way.
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>>3827051
That's a Bao Bao, not Baobab.
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>>3826873
No nude versions, sadly
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>>3827114
close enough
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>>3827051
that's just bao it's nice though

>>3827062
>>3827070
>>3827072
those are some weird trees, thanks though
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>>3827093
Haymarket is supposed to be Meadowlands
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>>3827065
All those high tech toys and innovations, medical advances, and the scientific and engineering backbone of modern civilization has been made by hard working rodents in labs. No other group of mammals has contributed as much to the modern world.

Not that a dirt farming bunny could ever understand something more complicated than just letting plants do their thing.
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>>3825392
based pandanon. he probably thinks he's not awesome, but we all know the truth.
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>>3827136
Shit nigga I'm livin the dream.
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Did labjer take Calvin back to his dorm after he passed out or what?
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>>3827141
My favorite thing about this is the assistant standing on the tray being held by the other assistant,
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>>3827109
You know, I was just thinking about this with regards to carrots for this fic I'm working on.

I think carrots are a cash crop for bunnies. They don't eat them, but ship them to the big city and other places. The funds from carrots help support their other industries.

Bunny Burrows is a Banana Republic. Their carrot days are a festival celebrating the wealth it brings.
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>>3826842
I'd tell her "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
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>>3827161
Why do I suddenly want to play a Tropico style game set in the origins of Zootopia's modern era?
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>thread is super slow on Friday nights
haha, you fucking normies. I knew you were normies. I bet you probably have friends too, losers.
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>>3826642
>>3826842
>Obvious lewd versions exist
>No sign of them anywhere
Damn
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>>3827141
Oh, right, sure I'm certain it was rodents responsible for the transit system, or the Oasis Hotel, or any of the architecture and infrastructure of the city.

But hey, they made tiny lights, so good on them.

And I don't appreciate you making assumptions about my intelligence just because I work a farm. Do you have even the slightest knowledge of the technology involved in modern farming?

>>3827109
1/3 of a shitton is still a shitton, buddy.

The predators might be fine, especially the sole carnivores, but omnivores and herbivores in the city proper would start to starve.

Face it, only the Meadowlands can even compare to the Burrows' output, even when reduced by our own population, and even the Meadowlands barely makes up a few percentage points of the overall imported veggies.
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>>3827211
It's like 3:30 in the afternoon here
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>>3827211
DID SOMEBODY SAY
>FFFFFRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

WHAT ARE YA
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>3827136
In the maps that I have Haymarket was put in the northern part of the Rainforest District so I put it there. Fun fact: there is another Haymarket, outside the map, in the southern part of Savanna Central
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>>3827211
Hey, I'm busy trying to corrupt a wish here.
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>>3827211
It's 2:30 PM in the states, which is the only country that really matters. Fuck you.
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>>3827161
It's not a bad premise to work from, when I think about it. Though it does beg the question as to why and how the demand for carrots is so huge, it's actually feasible to devote so much land and bunnypower to producing them, and channeling the revenue received into other industries...Instead of straight up devoting the available resources into said industries directly.

If they don't eat them, that means more of the other crops grown need to end up on bunny plates, which means less fruits and vegetables sold to the outside market. And these bunnies are staggering in numbers, the nutritional requirements for their population must be astronomical.
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>>3827211
Which reminds me, we need a Zoot version of this image.
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>>3827234
>not posting the colored version
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>>3827228
>>3827232
>>3827248

fucking excuses, I know you're going to spend doing stuff with real people. Haha, pathetic. I would feel sorry for you, but you're so miserable I can't even force myself to laugh.
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>>3827234
>PLAYAN
Nothing, but I really should get back to DOOM
>WATCHIN
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>LISTENAN
>>3825392
>READAN
Got burned out on fics, so nothing right now. Weaver's two things on Remmy and pack street were pretty good though
>EATAN
Taylor ham sammich
>DRINKAN
Lemonade
>FAPPAN
Did that when I woke up
>FEELAN
breddy gud
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>>3827268
Actually, I have work soon.

Does that make me normie?
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>>3827234
>Playan
Overwatch

>Watchan
I still don't watch much TV, but I've been thinking about going back through Archer

>Listenan
Folk-Punk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_dT7jttd0s
That Ozzy song got me in the mood.

>Readan
Apparently pseudo-in-universe-debates about rodents versus lagomorphs as sexual partners, which has sort of turned into a general superiority competition.

>Eatan
I dunno, might get pizza later I guess.
Had raspberries earlier.

>Drinkan
Water.
Lemonade.

>Fappan
Probably won't as usual.

>Feelan
I dunno. I'm okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeI0-9MX4XE
Basically the above song compounded into a single emotion. Content?
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>>3827251
And if you make it say "FURIDAY NIGHT," then never post again
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>>3827302
if in doubt, consider yourself a normie
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>PLAYAN
Faffing about in SteamVR. Hot dogs, Horseshoes & Hand grenades for the most part. Really wishing there was a Zootopia edition of Rec Room, for maximum /trash/ social interaction.

>WATCHAN
Finally getting started on Rick & Morty season 2

>LISTENAN
Synthwave, for that maximum radical 80's vibe.

>READAN
Taking a break from various lewd and non-lewd fics. At least until something catches my fancy

>EATAN
Ordered a pizza. Nothing special.

>DRINKAN
Coke & Ice. Always chill.

>FAPPAN
Later, later.

>FEELAN
Comfy!
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>>3827234
>>PLAYAN
Disney Crossyroad, wondering what PC vidya I should actually play
>>WATCHAN
this thread
>>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzKWbpSNkmk
>>READAN
this thread
>>EATAN
nothing, I had a wheat bread sandwich with ranch dressing to wet the bread and a slice of white american between them earlier
>>DRINKAN
hydroxic acid
>>FAPPAN
later
>>FEELAN
depressed but content, as per usual
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>>3827303
I love punk songs that use a banjo.
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>>3827339
>SteamVR
Fuuuuck I'm jealous.

Damn I want a vive.

I could probably afford one with money from graduation but I need to be responsible and buy a laptop. Ugh.

>>3827355
It's the washboard and the trumpet that really get me.

Specifically the trumpet because I love me that brass.
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>>3827250
Biofuel?

I mean, those cars didn't look to be solar powered.

Now, we do know there was a recent market crash, interestingly enough.

Plus, I'm basing this off the detail that carrots aren't actually good for conies. They're far too sweet, and can cause tooth decay.
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>>3826680
somertonfag I'm coming to get your ass
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>>3827200
Because Tropico is the most realistic farming simulator available!

Oh, also:
>>3827250
>If they don't eat them, that means more of the other crops grown need to end up on bunny plates, which means less fruits and vegetables sold to the outside market.
They wouldn't be the first farm to fuck themselves over by investing too much in cash crops.
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>>3827367
>VR
It's just a gimmick right now, but it's at least got potential for the future unlike the 3D meme a few years back
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>>3827355
And now I'm thinking about Kyle playing folk punk.
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>>3827367
Believe me, it hurt to drop that much money on it, and some of my expenses shall suffer for a bit. But fuck me, it was worth it. VR was a childhood dream of mine back when it first exploded in the 90's, and finally I get to indulge in the world of tomorroooooooow~!

Still, most games out there are right now are fairly simplistic, or plain and basic tech demos right now. This medium is still at it's infancy, so don't worry, it's not like you're missing out on anything out of this world just yet.
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>>3827430
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>3827433
nice dubs bro
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>>3827156
What's Calvin's roommate's name again? I wonder if him and Labjer talked.
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>>3827442
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>>3827442
11/10 lazy banter
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>>3827444
Just click the fucking post number instead of greentexting it
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>>3827451
>The comic hasn't updated since last year.

I miss it.
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>3827463
ok
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>>3827465
i can't believe habits is dead
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>3827463
The point is not giving him what he wants.
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>>3827450
Josh, I think.
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<>3827463
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>>3827477
I cant believe its not butter
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>>3827477
Lauren is still alive.

Hopefully she doesn't disappear completely like the chick who made Cheap Thrills.
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>>3827396
Kek, jokes on you I'm in Phoenix at the moment.
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This thread is slower than an oxygen-deprived grandma desperately trying to crawl out of a house fire
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>>3827450
Oh god that'd be terrible.
>"Oh, this little guy? He bought a fucking badger dildo. Walked in on him going to town on it, he practically inhaled the fucker."
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>>3826367
Might aswell
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>>3827511
I like you anon
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>>3827511
Woah, I can only get so erect.
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>>3827513
There is only shame.
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>>3827539
Delicious, hilarious shame.
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>>3827508
double joke's on you, I'm headed there tonight to fly to vegas from Sky Harbor

I should have ~20 minutes to hunt you down
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