Welcome to the 157th Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
The less gif the better
And good luck for all
>>3820218
Makoto Nanaya
Kuga the Sealed One
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/hOKpQPe.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>3820218
Aizawa Ryou
>>3820209
I have nothing that she could be jealous of, so I guess we're off to a good start.
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3820218
Sportacus
>>3820218
Maria and Harusame
Makina Irisu
>>3820218
Natsuki Subaru!
>>3820225
Got it. I'll start betting on you from here on out!
Kuroneko
![[Rarghs seductively].png](https://i.imgur.com/RMEYVum.png "[Rarghs seductively].png")
>>3820218
Spike
Existentialism
>>3820218
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3820218
Elly
Nova
>>3820218
Ikoma
Yhorm The Giant
Illya
>>3820218
Kenzo Tenma
Koyomi Araragi
>>3820218
Aikwa
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3820218
Envy
>>3820218
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3820176
Do you need my assistance in removing Russia?
>>3820203
I find that hard to believe.
Misogi Kumagawa
>>3820218
Songbird
>>3820218
Mononobe no Futo
>>3820230
>>3820203
...'Tis not so easy as claiming thou are. Every faith dost have it's benefits, after all.
>>3820209
>>3820252
In my own world we arest more than capable of fending for ourselves. Verily, the average resident of Gensokyo hast a greater amount of spiritual power than the average youkai, due to our lack of technology.
>>3820273
Remove Russia
Gertrud Barkhorn
Haise Sasaki
>>3820140
Just got back home, how about yourself?
>>3820147
True, but some people get complacent around here.
>>3820171
Umm, can I help you?
>>3820172
Maybe, its late though!
>>3820184
>I mean, what am I supposed to say?
>>3820192
About 40 minutes if I take my time.
>>3820203
Ooh? How did you get it out then?
>>3820209
Mmhmm, that'd be right. And I can create them myself as well as is the family tradition.
>>3820265
>Pets
Sunset
The Great Reigen
Otori Mio
Kino
>>3820218
Zoidberg
>>3820218
Alfred Jones the American Hero
Boba Fett
FUCK ME IN THE NAVEL ONEEGUMO
>>3820218
Bang Shishigami
>>3820289
I got a job. It feels really good.
I start working there soon.
>>3820203
Sh-She is also a big liar! That's the most horrible thing I could ever imagine!
Excuse me?
They hung up.
>>3820222
Okay. That's what you said your name was, so I'll need you to write it down for me properly. Take this.
>She hands you a paper.
Just write your name down right there and I'll try to memorize it.
Yukinokouji Nobara
>>3820289
Oh! Well, that's not too bad at all!
>>3820289
It's never too late to make amends with someone!
I don't know what I've done to make you forget my name, but I'm sorry!
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3pJKFUW.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
Houki Shinonono
Ringo Roadagain
>>3820208 (Bacon Hair)
See what, miss?
>>3820215 (Brian, the best hero)
Nah, we just had a disagreement like always. Something about whether beer was better than Vodka. I may or may not have accidentally insulted his vodka...
>>3820222
Ayy, Natsuki! How's it going, dude?
tfw there is nothing
>>3820289
...
>>3820218
Meira
>>3820225
Yup. I love you too.
>>3820330
The Dawn's early light!
>>3820218
King Kaito
>>3820192
Thank you for helping Rammy think of a gift for me.
>>3820222
That scary face you do occasionally.
>>3820225
But you could always push away hands, you can't really push away fire...
>>3820310
>>3820315
>he rights down Natsuki Subaru on the paper
Here. Repeat it to yourself every night before you go to bed, and every morning when you wake up.
>>3820351
>rights
Lee Yong Jin
>>3820222
The visions spur through my mind, when I'm melancholy. Or through nightmares.
>>3820330
Worse than ever before! Makoto-tan is making me cry.
>>3820273
No, really! Nobody's ever said my eyes were pretty before!
That's so sweet of you, Rammy!
>>3820281
Well what do I need to do?
Is there a form I need to fill out?
>>3820289
Peanut butter!
>>3820315
Maybe if you'd listen to me then you'd know that this tail and these ears are real!
Did you not just see me jump up into the air and land on this tree branch? Humans can't do that!!
>>3820222
But I can't just leave my friends to die or anything, that'd be too awful!
So that's why you can't die either!
>>3820355
Souda's a known retard, just ignore it.
>>3820348
Ah, that! It was no trouble, really. I only gave her general ideas.
>>3820289
Why would that happen? This place is perfect for Survival Games!
>>3820239
Then you should be fine.. Probably. You should be mentally prepared then it seems.
>>3820281
It is good to be self-dependant. I would rather not have to baby sit others.
>>3820289
How strong would you consider them? We have homunculus maids, but they are primarily for cleaning.
>>3820348
Why does that change how good I'm looking? I think it raises it, but you're too stupid to see that.
>>3820351
>>3820355
>writes
You're fast, anon. Real fast.
I DON'T BELONG HERE
NOT IN THIS ATMOSPHERE
GOODBYE
GOODBYE
GOODBYYYYYYE
>>3820347
I sure do, miss! I'd say it's beautiful, but I'm cooped up in here at the moment since it's snowing in Russia, which means I can't really see it...
>>3820361
Ah. What did she do, dude?
>>3820378
I'll marathon some horror movies or something. That should get me far enough up the wall to consider whatever I see the norm.
>>3820386
B-bye?
>>3820376
>DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE
>>3820359
...Alright, that was a lot darker than I thought...
Do you ever feel like someone's watching you all the time?
>>3820365
I can die. I have no reason to live, but you do. If you died now, I'd be really pissed at you.
>>3820351
>She takes it back and shows it to you.
WELCOME TO THE SURVIVAL GAME CLUB, NATSUKI SUBARU!
It's a pleasure to have you around!
Hoshi is my aunt.
>>3820386
Later
WANNA BE A
BALLER
SHOT CALLER
>>3820366
Uguu...
>>3820390
Wh-why did that anon call soda retarded?
>>3820395
She reminded me that I have no friends and how often I get bullied...
>>3820365
No. I tried to pay as little attention to you as possible. You're kinda a pain in the ass.
>>3820408
The fuck that does that even mean
>>3820395
What's going on in Russia?
Oh! Are you at war?
>>3820400
HA, I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL, SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU!
>>3820289
No.
>>3820399
Delinquents occasionally.
>>3820314
Oooh? What's your job?
>>3820318
It's certainly doable, but I needed to pick some things up at the store.
>>3820321
D-Don't worry! It was my own fault for forgetting, not yours!
>>3820332
I win again~
>>3820365
W-Wouldn't that make it worse?
>>3820376
Dunno, people are weird I guess.
>>3820378
Ahh, mine both clean, cook and fight. Though it takes a while to create one and it is also expensive...
>>3820378
Unfortunately, youkai dost vastly outnumber them, there arest but a single human village in Gensokyo, and with such sheer numbers come the odd...outstanding individual.
>>3820365
>She sighs
Follow not a faith because it dost hold power. Do it because it speaks to you upon a spiritual level.
>She procures a book from inside the sleeves of her robes and holds it out
Our holy book, the Tao Te Ching.
Is Blue Exorcist worth watching or reading?
>>3820282
Maybe destroying a country will be fun.
>>3820365
There is that word again.
>>3820369
Thank you all the same, it helped her pick something after all.
>>3820379
.... I asked what I am out of ten please.
>>3820397
>Stare.
. . .
>>3820433
I don't see what the problem is, miss.
>>3820431
It's an official Hunger Games Club and you're it's second member!
>>3820433
I'm going to be a maid for a giant skeleton.
Paid in gold.
>>3820438
>Idk about the manga, but the anime was good to a point.
>>3820432
I can help solve your problem for you!
Have you tried begging them yet? It worked like a charm when I was getting mugged!
>>3820433
Please Ilya-tan, find it i your heart to forgive me. I will try not to make you angry at me again.
>>3820445
I thought I've told you that you're a 3/10 before?
>>3820448
Yeah...I decline! I don't want to be in any clubs except for the "Go Home" club!
>>3820419
You type fast and mess up, people get the idea that you're retarded.
>>3820396
You seem to have gotten use to my appearance. The only thing I would consider more frightening would be Shalltear's true form. But she usually keeps that dormant so there should be no worry.
>>3820433
My guild has around 41although they do not fight. I have my guardians for that.
>>3820437
It sounds like a nice place. Humans are a weak creature either way.
>>3820399
But you're my friend, so you have to live! If you die, then I'll die too! Then I can't marry Noel! So you've gotta live!
>>3820420
And you're a pain in the eye!
Just go apologize for almost shooting Subaru's eye out!
He's my friend!
>>3820433
Nope! It worked like a charm, look!
>She shows you her tail, which is completely covered in honey and peanut butter.
>>3820437
Oh. Well, I don't really care about the spiritual stuff, I just want the powers.
I don't want to read, either.
When do I get the powers?
>>3820438
>Yes. Watch it, it's pretty good. Great feels throughout, I loved it. And this is coming from someone that's only enjoyed maybe 4 anime ever. I'm gonna ava the red haired chick from it eventually.
>>3820439
What word?
>>3820330
So, you two are at least on decent terms? I met him yesterday, and didn't get the best impression of your relationship with him.
>>3820419
Aw, don't listen to her, dude. You have me! And Russia, to some hellish extent!
>>3820427
NONONONONONONONO. Don't even think that we're doing something like that. We have our disagreements, yes, but not to the point of war!
Anyway, me and Russia had a talk today about ISIS. It was... Interesting, to say the least. We went from attacking them to arguing about whether beer is better than vodka.
>>3820448
A club? Can I join, dude?
>>3820347
Love you more.
>>3820348
Well, no, but the smell of burning flesh is just the worst.
>>3820469
Ah... That high huh?
>>3820469
Too late. You already signed the paper needed for it.
>She puts it away.
So welcome to the club! I hope you'll have fun and make many wonderful memories!
>>3820476
We already made up and it's none of your concern. Go and do chipmunk things at the place where chipmunks do things.
>>3820455
I'm not a bitch, tracksuit. I know how to fight, I'm well off on my own. I can handle groups.
>>3820446
I would have had to walk another two hours or so while carrying everything I needed to pick up. It was much more practical to drive.
>>3820449
Ah, that's quite good! How much gold?
>>3820455
A-Again y-you're fine...
>>3820473
Your guild?
>>3820476
>She laughs quite heartily
Yeah that sure did work all right~
>>3820476
Nice. Sweet. Words that I never expected to be said to me.
>>3820473
Alright, and what's she?
>>3820499
Going to have to cancel on you for the maid position. I got hired somewhere else.
At a castle!
>>3820506
Hey, gold's gold! It doesn't matter how much it is, I'll be rich!
>>3820493
That depends on many things. First, I have no idea who you are.
>>3820445
>She simply smiles
Well, whatever it was, did you enjoy it?
>>3820506
>
...Oh. I think I get the whole picture now.
>>3820484
Kinda sorta. We have disagreements, but it's not like we hate each other's guts! It's like, uh... I don't know how to say it.
Why, did Russia mess up the wording a bit? He's not the best when it comes to explaining things.
>>3820518
My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! It's a pleasure to meet you, miss...?
>>3820493
How productive.
So what's the deal? Are you putting boots on the ground or what?
>>3820498
No mi amor, you do not.
>>3820476
With that sort of closed-minded attitude? Ne'er.
...And that dost come from someone whom used to burn Buddhist temples.
>>3820473
In thine own world, mayhaps.
>>3820500
Oh, you did?
Okay, then that's no problem!
>She hops down from the tree and starts walking away, forgetting about your guns.
>>3820506
W-What're you laughing at?
I did a good job, right? Tao told me that peanut butter can get gum out of hair, so I tried it with honey, and it worked pretty well!
>>3820508
>She sits up.
But you are, Rammy. It's just who you are, you're a really nice and precious person that I'm sure lots of people want to be friends with.
1 more
>>3820541
Oh? I love you so much, just being around you makes my heart pound. Beat that.
>>3820506
Yes, my guild of creatures and other nonhumans
>>3820515
A vampire.
>>3820547
Are yours more powerful than these youkai? My, your world is backwards.
>>3820547
Huh?! But I already said I'd be Taoist!
What do I need to do??
D-Do I have to read the book?
>>3820552
Yukine
>>3820498
I don't think I've smelled it before... how bad is it?
>>3820515
....A-ah.. T-that's alright, I can't blame you, it's probably going to pay more and definitely be more respectable.
>>3820523
They were flowers, and of course I liked it, a lot of thought went into it, plus they're very beautiful.
>>3820515
It does matter though...
>>3820523
W-What? Two hours is a long time!
>>3820550
You should take a bath or something, I'll help you with your tail!
>>3820561
What's this guild of yours called?
>>3820471
Well...they're not totally wrong, you know.
>>3820476
I hate you, Makoto-tan! I hate that you're making dying into a complicated mess!
>>3820493
Aren't you guys technically fighting though? I don't want those negative waves around me.
>>3820499
Yep! You're slowly putting in your work, Stingray. Congratulations!
>>3820500
If I'm in this club for good, then I want to be the leader. It only makes sense, considering I'm the MC.
>>3820503
What if, instead of fighting, you gave them what they wanted? That's less stress for everyone!
>>3820506
PLEASE FORGIVE ME, ILYA-TAN! I WON'T BE ABLE TO LIVE IF YOU DON'T FORGIVE ME!
>>3820534
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club! It's nice to meet you America.
Still you have to survive many trials and near death situations to join our club.
>>3820550
Little did she know that those were just "fake fake guns" and I had my "real fake guns" with me this whole time.
>>3820572
It's pretty sickening.
>>3820561
I actually know one of those already. They're not bad people.
>>3820572
Sorry. I was really considering your place though.
>>3820580
Why?
>>3820534
Yeah, the word hostile was definitely used. He started backpedaling, but I was already asleep unfortunately. I don't want to associate with people who actively dislike you, ya know?
>>3820433
Win what?
>>3820584
What? You already want to break the club hierarchy? What kind of madman are you?
I'm the one who created the Survival Game Club, so it's clear that I'm the President!
You can be my Vice President!
>>3820580
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.. You'll really wash my tail for me? That's so nice of you, Ilya! Nobody's done that since..
>She looks away and clears her throat.
Is there a public bath around here, or..?
>>3820584
Y-You hate me..?
>>3820565
>Stares intensify.
. . .
>>3820584
Thank you Tracksuit..!
>>3820592
Ah, but wouldn't a dragon be immune to such things..?
>>3820594
It's alright, it's fun working alone sometimes, but I hope you have fun working in the castle.
>>3820559
I could write pages and pages of reasons why and they would culminate in ways that were deeply pornographic. Nobody wants to see that.
>>3820218
I guess no swaps, it barely fitted 47, any error here?
Wait for the bloodbath
>>3820606
What kind of privileges comes with being the Vice President?
>>3820584
Cool. Give em what they always wanted..... a fight with me. Those thugs, want to fight me!
>>3820609
It's going to be strange having a bunch of scary monsters as fellow maids though.
>>3820617
Good. I'm ready.
>>3820617
Third year Otomi Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3820617
Capitalize DAD. That's the whole joke. If it's just "Dad" then it's not a joke. DIO = DAD.
>>3820580
The guild of Ainz Ooal Gown.
>>3820594
Not at all, Shalltear is a precious follower of mine. Though it is best not to be near them in a blood frenzy.
>>3820617
It looks acceptable
>>3820541
We'll do what we can, but it seems Europe isn't too concerned about them after the whole Brexit ordeal. Either way, I bet we'll pull through, or my name isn't Alfred F. Jones!
>>3820584
...Eh. We don't HATE each other, but we have many disagreements over pointless things. Such as, say, who makes the best video games, the best movies, the best women.
Spoiler alert: the answer's me.
>>3820595
As long as he isn't violent, it's fine for him to dislike me. After all, we had a Cold War lasting, like, 60 years, maybe? It'd be reasonable for him to dislike me after a period like that.
>>3820617
Looks good, dude!
>>3820586
Whatever it is, I'll beat it!
...As long as there's no ghosts.
>>3820607
Nah, I don't hate you. I just wanted to see how far I could take this. You're pretty good at acting, Makoto-tan!
>>3820609
You're welcome, my YOUNGER brother!
>>3820609
I don't think anything could be immune to it. It's-
J-Just a moment.
>>3820614
I do. I do a lot.
>>3820609
R-Right, where was I?
Not a fan.
>>3820626
O-Otori*
>>3820550
Really?
>>3820617
Proceed.
>>3820617
Start it already! I'm getting impatient!
>>3820584
>hugs
You're fine...
>>3820594
Gold varies in value depending on the size of the nugget, the weight and purity I think...
>>3820596
You!
>>3820607
You could use the bath in my manor if you'd like!
>>3820628
Ainz Ooal Gown, an interesting name! Though I haven't heard of it before...
>>3820561
Essentially so. By any means, I shouldst return to mine prince's side soon.
>>3820562
Read through it, and see if thou dost believe in what it says. If thou dost, and thou arest worthy, they shall present itself to thou.
>She once again offers the book out, as a small boat of all things appears behind her
>>3820617
Let us go.
>>3820628
Don't worry. I'm very good at remaining undetected.
>>3820649
I think they're coins.
>>3820617
*Yhorm slowly rises from his throne*
*Wielding his Great Machete, ready for combat*
>>3820649
Who says you won me,
or even again?
>>3820618
I'm glad you asked. It's a perfect position for you. Everyone else in the club will probably listen to you.
You have to do the paperwork and take care of things when people tell us that we blown up something or something like that.
You share the responsibilities with me and we die together.
>>3820629
Your passion is lacking! It's lacking too hard! You just want to join a club!
You don't want to join the Survival Game Club, but just some random club!
>>3820661
Battlewagon? Is that you?
>>3820572
Ah! Lovely!
>She smiles broader
>>3820580
Certainly, at the least by human standards. I just didn't understand the whole thing until then.
>>3820629
Well, whenever you're ready to get to work we'll be ready for the order. Sooner rather than later preferably.
>>3820634
You'll get a front row seat
>>3820633
>She starts to tear up.
W-Why would you ever say something that mean?
>>3820637
Really! Even though you were really mean to me when we first met, I just felt like.. I dunno, I felt like I knew you were a good person deep down, s-so I wanted to be your friend! And I was right!
>>3820649
That sounds super fancy.. I'll be careful not to get anything dirty.
Could you take me there?
>>3820651
Well.. Okay, I guess I can. It's sort of a big book, though.. Can I just read a summary of it or something? Can you just tell me what it's about?
>>3820619
I thought they wanted your money?
Bullies sure aren't what they used to be. They used to be cool and business oriented, not brutes.
>>3820629
I don't know. I think the best woman is an alive woman, but that's just me.
I think he has good things too, like...um...
>>3820649
>he pets your head
Come on now. Hugging me is the last thing you should be doing.
>>3820672
I've found a problem with this!
I cannot die, so I believe I should be the vice president AND the president!
>>3820629
But the cold war ended like 25 years ago, and ending it generally means relations, you know, improved?
>>3820680
>shh
>>3820661
>>3820680
>>3820718
Holy fuck it is him
Bruh
>>3820649
It is more so known in my world, I do not blame you. It was named after me.
>>3820651
A servant of sorts? I suppose your work is never truly done if so.
>>3820658
That is good.
>the lich reaches out and pats the human on the head
As a member of Nazarick I expect great things as the second human to join. No matter how small the role.
>>3820617
Let's get this over with
>>3820699
Unf.
You're gonna drive me insane one of these days, Sunshine.
>>3820718
Nice to see you again, buddy. Welcome back.
>>3820714
That just means I also can't die!
>>3820718
HE'S BACK!
>>3820718
>Good to see you
>>3820705
This is starting to become a nightly thing, isn't it?
Makoto, I think you care too much about me. You have to be worried about you, and your future goals. Don't let me or anyone here get in the way of that.
>>3820658
Oh, then that should be fine if you find a place that would buy gold coins.
>>3820665
I did of course!
>>3820685
Hmm? What do you mean by that?
>>3820705
Sure! And don't worry about getting things dirty, I have maids that will clean it up.
T-That's not to say make a mess by the way.
>She takes your hand and starts to lead you
>>3820714
I just wanted you to stop groveling or whatever it was you were doing...
>>3820726
So that is your name as well then?
Would Ainz be enough or do you prefer something else?
>>3820627
Done
>>3820617
Finally a good bloodbath
>>3820733
N-No, you don't understand. I seriously can't die. If someone shot me, I would respawn.
>>3820715
Not necessarily. With the rise of BRICS America's economic power is being challenged by a force it has no control over and it's putting the the East and West at odds economically and militarily
>>3820718
>Welcome back dude.
>>3820705
I think I need a moment.
>>3820750
God damn right.
>>3820750
Come on! It's time for me to show off before the new Survival Game Club member!
>>3820617
Looks good!
>>3820625
You're going to work for Lord Ainz right?
>>3820633
... Hmpf, you're not nice ya'know.
>>3820634
I guess it's something I should experience so I can understand why it's so unsettling.
>>3820685
Haha, would they be as lovely if they were taken from your mistresses flower field?
>>3820726
You actually just reminded me...
>Holds her hat down.
I can keep this on, right?
>>3820745
Exactly. This job could have me set for life!
All I have to do is endure the company of terrifying monsters straight out of a horror film.
>>3820750
This bloodbath wasn't very good at all...
>>3820705
'Tis the very foundations and tenets of our faith. For the truly impatient, this is mine prince's modern translation, which dost, in fact, come with a summary, to see if it dost pique thine interests.
>>3820726
I am mine prince's right hand, and operate solely for her desires. I dost fight here to gather followers for her faith, verily.
>>3820718
>Neat, welcome back.
>>3820745
Oh...all you had to do was say I was forgiven! It's as simple as that, Ilya-tan!
>>3820750
>
>>3820672
Well, I just don't want to be left out, you know?
Wait, what am I talking about? I am America! Passion's my middle name! I bet you five burgers I can beat your challenges easily, or my name's not Alfred F. Jones!
>>3820714
Vodka, Tetris, women, I bet he has many things I haven't put down!
>>3820699
Patience, my friend. To attack this soon means that they'll anticipate it due to the major attacks.
>>3820715
Many years of revolutions and rebellions kinda fucked him up a bit. Arguably worse than North Korea, if you want to put it bluntly.
>>3820750
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>3820724
>>3820730
>>3820737
>>3820738
>Don't expect me to stay for to long
>Droping in and out for now
>>3820750
*Yhorm takes what he could carry*
>>3820750
Are you kidding me?
Well, got my wish for an explosion, thanks America
>>3820750
I will be fine without them.
>>3820756
Gun blazing, blood spilling, the Survival Game Club members live and die together! I won't let you cross those gates without me and the other yet not existing club members!
>>3820750
Why the hell am I always running at the beginning of these games?..
>>3820770
Or you could just, you know, not experience it and chalk it up to a blessing.
>>3820777
Well, still. Hope you've been well.
>>3820745
Erhm...which part, miss?
>>3820770
>She scowls
Well, the flowers themselves would be more beautiful than you could ever imagine...but also far, far larger than either of us. And having an angry me about would be the least of your concerns....
>>3820776
Everything you say just makes me doubt your passion towards Survival Games even more. Don't want to be left out? How could I let anyone join whose reasoning is so passionless?
DON'T YOU DARE TO LOOK DOWN ON US AND OUR PASSION TOWARDS SURVIVAL GAMES!
District 6 will win.
>>3820745
That is acceptable.
>>3820750
Time for business to start.
>>3820771
IT is not usually what I would consider part of the uniform.. But I will allow it.
>>3820772
I haven't seen any as loyal to their group as my followers in a long time your prince is quite the lucky one.
>>3820742
No!
My future goals are to make a ton of friends and to get married!
If I'm a bad friend, then I can't do half of that!
B-But.. It'd be nice if you stopped being so mean to me..
>>3820745
Right! I'll make sure I don't spill but crumbs or anything on the ground when I'm eating my snacks!
>She accepts your hand and follows you along, happily humming along.
So how'd you get so much money, Ilya?
>>3820766
Huh? Did I say something wrong?
Are you upset?
I'm sorry if I said something mean!
>>3820772
Thank goodness!
>She opens the book and flips directly to the summary, beginning to read.
>>3820777
>You been good at least? Good as fuck to see you again, you meme of a man.
>>3820770
Keep that up and I might demote you to a 2/10.
>>3820776
Buuuut you have the best Tetras player in the world, right? I know you American's have crazy people living within your community!
>>3820782
...
I found another problem.
I'm not good at paperwork.
>>3820816
WHAT?
>>3820777
>good to see you either way
>>3820764
A curious glance at the acronym yielded some info, including this
>However, BRICS countries have significantly slowed down with South Africa only growing a 1% in 2015 similar to the 1.6% a year from 1994 to 2009,[6]Brazil in its worst recession since the 1930s by some measures,[7]Russia in a recession as oil prices tailspin and sanctions weigh,[8]and China's slowdown is set to be a drag on global growth[9]and is reported to be the slowest in the last 25 years.[10]
And the growth of the global economy should hardly put countries at odds. Quite the opposite.
>>3820776
I see. Afghanistan really was their Korean war.
>>3820750
Less deaths, but it's still fine because there was a good bloodbath
>>3820718
Hello there, it was a long time
evens hg
oddverwatch
dubs confess my love for hoshi
>>3820714
Business oriented, cool? What the fuck is this a mafia, no as if any of those fucks could rationalize time management.
They're nothing but a degenerate posse of faggots, you'd see smoking cigs by the gas station.
>>3820811
No. I have just been unaware of all the progress I have done.
>>3820830
What'd I ever do to you!?
>>3820830
It's like secret santa.
>>3820830
What the hell am I supposed to do with these?
>>3820830
Teamwork! The number one way to reach victory!
>>3820830
Minor damage to left leg. I must take a period of recovery.
>>3820776
We ought to smack them down now before they ingrain themselves in the ideology and society of the west. The longer we wait the more time they'll have to establish logistical routes and intelligence gathering.
>>3820825
Not when their goal is to uproot the US dollar as the world's reserve currency.
>>3820830
Just water?..
>>3820790
I don't know, now I'm curious.
>>3820804
Hehe... Sorry, but I just wanted to know your reaction, plus are the flowers actually that big..?
>>3820816
>Begins crying audibly.
W-waahh...
>>3820830
But I can't actually sleep...
>>3820811
I promise you I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just trying to have fun with you. I want to make you enjoy your time here just as much as everyone else, so I make sure to act really stupid around you! It's supposed to make you enjoy life and to not be like...me.
>>3820822
I-I'm sorry, but I'm horrible at it! I've never done it in my life, and I'm afraid I'll mess up!
>>3820844
>>3820830
You say too many big words. Only true assholes do that.
>>3820770
Yeah. You know him?
>>3820809
Thanks. I really like the hat.
It's really, eh, comfortable.
>>3820771
Oh I'm sure they're not THAT scary!
>>3820775
There was nothing to forgive though, you didn't do anything wrong.
>>3820804
All of it?
>>3820809
Great! Now then!
>She bows deeply
I am Illyasviel von Einzbern, though just Illya is fine. A pleasure to meet you!
>>3820811
Family. It's not really something I think about too much.
>Continues to lead you through her manor
>>3820809
>She smiles
I canst thing of nary a higher honor than to serve her, and mayhaps upon that day she dost ascend to godhood, she shalt deem me worthy of accompanying her.
>>3820811
Now...shalt that be all?
>She steps up on to her little boat
>>3820872
Don't worry! I found a perfect solution to our first club problem! I'll just make you a normal club member and the next person who joins will become my Vice President!
Everyone wins!
>>3820806
Look down on you? Whaddya mean, 'look down'? If I'm looking down on you, then why would I even consider joining in the first place?
>>3820816
Yeah, but the Russians refined the game before we perfected it.
>>3820825
I think it was the October Revolution that things kicked off for him. Or was it Genghis Khan?
>>3820859
I think we'll do fine, miss. After all, that's what we have nukes for! If things go to hell, we can just ask Russia and North Korea to bomb them.
That's how it works, right?
>>3820835
Please tell me you at least lecture them about how bad smoking is! It wouldn't be good if they caught cancer!
>>3820861
1/10...
>>3820830
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>3820880
But you forgot my name, so I must have done something wrong to make you that angry at me.
>>3820886
N-NO, I'LL TAKE THE VICE PRESIDENT ROLE!
okarin
>>3820836
>She reaches out to hold your hand, but doesn't, only leaving her arm outstretched, palm-up.
Progress..?
>>3820872
Subaru, making me question our friendship isn't being nice, or being a good friend. If you wanted to make me enjoy our time, then you wouldn't be telling me you hate me or anything mean like that..
What do you mean like you? Tons of people want to be your friend, Subaru.
>>3820880
Really?
>She looks around at all of the ornate decorations.
Your mom and dad must be really successful, huh?
>>3820881
Um, one more question, what's that boat for?
We're on land..
>>3820887
You want to join so "Whatever I don't want to be left out of this random club" and not because your passion for for Survival Games!
It's like spitting in our faces and telling us to ask for your forgiveness, but we won't bend!
>>3820911
But what will happen if we blow up something and you have to deal with paperwork? We'll get into trouble!
>>3820861
Thrice my own height, and I'm by no means short, after all!
>>3820880
Well...I didn't exactly realize that it'd add hours to your trip, after all, and...youkai are very, very long-lived...?
>Just finished watching Space Dandy
>It was fucking awesome
>Want to avafag Dandy
>mfw I'm too afraid to fuck him up
Help.
>>3820889
They wouldn't care otherwise, those guys are like ants. Kill the queen they go bat shit, until another reclaims the throne.
>>3820942
That's how I feel about all protagonists. It's why I only play side characters.
>>3820902
And the deads were reduced, just like always
>>3820887
Leave it to the Russian's to go overboard over the stupidest things. I once heard they sent a dog up into space. Pretty damn crazy, isn't it?
>>3820926
I didn't mean it like that. I just don't want you to end up as sad and pitiful as I am. I don't want that to happen to anyone really, but you seem like you're more likely to fall into that state than most people here.
>>3820876
Of Course, I did just say his name right...?
>>3820889
>Cries out louder.
W-why are you do mean to me.. ?
>>3820937
.... I want one now! I could use it as an attraction at my Café!
>>3820926
I was a much different creature coming here. I remember my first words here. "Surrender your future."
>>3820859
I think their goal is to be financially successful. Scare tactics don't work so well on me, and trying to sell me with them is detrimental to convincing me of anything.
>>3820872
Oh yeah? At least I'm not lilliputian!
>>3820887
Quite a long history I suppose. We forget how young you really are compared to the other countries.
>>3820887
Are you suggesting that North Korea is in any way shape or form... Competent?
>>3820942
>tfw 2014 was two years ago.
>>3820766
>>3820772
> Hey hey..
>>3820790
>It could have been so much better. But it's been just fine.
>>3820811
>Been to damn busy with alot of shit. Have little to no time for myself.
>>3820830
*Yhorm leads the charge.*
>Yes it has
>>3820876
I had figured there was some sort of past behind it.
>>3820880
The pleasure is all mine Illya. So how powerful of a Homunculus are you by chance?
>>3820881
I am certain she would. And if not, you would be welcome to join my guild. Loyalty is hard to come by.
>>3820902
A shame, Ringo is a powerful human. I would have liked to see him more.
>>3820942
We have had 5 Dandys at once before competing to be the Dandy, don't worry and
JUST
DO
IT
>>3820942
>We've had two before,I wouldn't see why you couldn't,they've both left. It's not too hard to capture his personality.
>>3820958
I'll take that fire from you!
>>3820958
I'll find a way out! Combining my beauty and passion towards survival will do the job!
>>3820958
I have stacks of books filled with short scary stories, any type in particular you're interested in?
>>3820926
Hm? I dost like riding in it when I dost not feel like directly flying, mineself.
>It rises about a foot and a half off the ground
...Plus, one of mine spell-cards dost make use of it!
>>3820972
Even if she didst not, I would ne'er cease to serve her. After all, I didst risk mine life as a test subject for her.
>>3820958
I don't have time for this right now. Go away.
>>3820970
Don't know if I should be happy with that or not. I hope things get better, even if they're just fine.
>>3820958
Lucifero. What do you say to becoming a bomb?
>We say that it is a dangerous idea.
You agree to it? Excellent.
>>3820911
No, I remembered it. It just took me a bit.
>>3820926
Its been a long line of varying success. And....
>She opens a door revealing a beautiful master bedroom
Here we almost are! It's just the door off to the back.
>>3820937
And there is still a chance of rain too... its only 20% but that's still a chance!
>>3820972
Powerful enough I suppose. It's hard to really judge that kind of thing around here.
>>3820880
For starters, I work for a giant skeleton, but let's not worry about that.
Did I ask how you are already? I think I did...
...
Actually, there's something I want to ask you. A favor.
>>3820964
He's pretty nice for a giant talking skeleton.
Goes to show not to judge a book by its cover.
>>3820972
Thanks. It's kind of important to me, in a way, besides being comfy.
>>3820930
You sure are dense, aren't you?
We have option, you know. We could pay someone to do it, do it as a club, you can put all the blame on me, or my favorite, we can just not blow stuff up! It's flawless!
>>3820949
Okay, you're losing me here with all these metaphors. Since when did bullies have a leader? I thought they were all the leader.
>>3820958
A quick death as always...
>>3820930
What can I do to make you believe that I actually want to join? At this point, not only are you clutching at straws, you're making mountains out of molehills!
>>3820959
...Was it cute...?
>>3820966
I may be young, but I'm practically a superpower now! I'm, like, the same person the British Empire once was!
>>3820967
I mean, if they made 1984 a reality, then they must be a little competent, right?
>>3820978
Not to forget baby. That was all happening in the Boobies around the corner.
>>3820966
I'm not trying to convince you of anything, weather or not you believe doesn't change what's going on.
Also, you assume too much. If anything BRICS is a wrench in the sprawling beast that is the Federal Reserve. But that's another issue entirely
>>3820958
*Dissapointed in himself Yhorm shamefully sits on his throne*
>>3820998
>They will just at a very slow pace*
>Always good to have a positive outlook on life, no matter what happens
>>3820958
Hm... That girl that was with Rika was kinda strange...
>>3821005
Yeah, like how behind this smile I'm actually a person without a heart, hahaha...
>>3820964
That's it, you're a 0/10! You have to work your way back up, Kaito!
>>3820966
At least I'm not a...a...gay retard!
>>3821002
Glad we could get that settled away before this got bloody.
So how're you doing, Ilya-tan? I bet you're feeling really warm with all those comfy clothes on.
>>3820958
And it upgraded again
>>3821028
I like the way you think.
>>3821007
Subaru, you want to solve all of our problems with money?
>>3821012
You said it yourself and you keep proving me right. Your intentions were the worst kind of! Come back when you feel the urge to get in on a wild round of Survival Game!
>>3820952
It's not even protagonists, most of them suck but Dandy is just to fun I want to play him. I'm just kind of hesitant when it comes to be a a flirty kind of character, but I know his personality isn't completely centered on that. I'm afraid people would shit on me like they've done with Ringabel.
>>3820969
Don't make me feel at this time of the night Anon.
>>3820978
We did? Maybe I was sleep then because I missed it.
>>3820979
This is my first time with a character like Dandy though, I guess I'll just build the folder and try it.
>>3821046
I'm trying to gather my own resources! Stay the hell away from me! I will take yours from you though.
>>3821012
You grow up and realize how similar you are to your parents, a timeless tale really.
>>3821045
Neither....neither am I?
>>3821046
>>3821027
Ok, this behavior is not going to help either. I may like fire, but not this much.
>>3821046
Finishing me off with no regret or care about my suffering? That's the spirit that should be in the hearts of all the players.
>>3821002
Oh, a little bit of rain never hurt anyo-
>>3821046
>Whimper
>>3820964
I wouldn't recommend it, sir....
>>3821064
It was 6 months ago
>>3821038
...
Did you have to add that creepy laugh?
>>3821012
It was the cutest dog in the entire world, and out of this world too!
>>3821055
What, you want to shoot the teachers that yell at us?
...
Call me crazy, but I think that might work.
>>3821046
He will not escape for long.
>>3821047
>It has gotten me through alot of tough times, especially recently.
>>3820942
>Do it anyway. What's the worst that can happen
>>3821074
>>3821046
>>3820850
>>3820830
At least you didn't expect it to last long.
>>3821007
Well to an extent, they group themselves together. The best fighter is usually the leader, yet I've proved all of that false.
