NIGHT 3 !
Good job Futo, where do I put the money ?
He is the Crimson Autist after all
Is it a private joke or I just don't get the Pun ?
>>3818249
This is going great.
>>3818248
Why would I do that,
NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun?
>>3818249
There's no time to play games when we're already playing a Survival Game!
>>3818151
Yeah! That's the point!
Are you feeling any better?
>>3818162
Wooaahhh.. That's pretty crazy.
So are you immortal?
Are you a God? You seem super strong!
>>3818167
>She dumps a few nuts and blueberries into your hand.
There you go! Make sure you don't eat the hard part.
>>3818186
Oh! That's a good idea.
That's a really good idea, Subaru!
Alright, let's practice.
>>3818228
Well, it's happened, and I got through it without fighting back!
And now I have friends and I'm happy!!
>>3818170
So, blue wire or red wire ?
Oh who am I kidding, I'm a rig god, I can diffuse that thing just by touching it.
>>3818202
>>3818208
>>3818227
>>3818247
Oh to hell, keep the first name and be done with it.
I don't want my brain to get dumber as it reads your ridiculous nicknames.
>>3818243
Fucking faggots.
Apply to all of them.
>>3818162
A Taoist hermit? Why are you even here, then?
>>3818181
If you knew who I am, you'd be begging to tag along. Take a shower first, then we'll talk.
>>3818198
I don't have time for this. Get lost, punk.
>>3818209
True enough...you could show some promise with that mindset.
>>3818217
A what? Speak English, kid.
>>3818236
Yeah, you should put those away before you hurt somebody. Namely, me.
>>3818252
Gordon Gekko's the name. Satisfied?
>>3818266
...
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE SURVIVAL IS LIKE!
>>3818252
DO you have your engineering permit on you? I need this for obvious reasons.
>>3818255
Alright, here goes nothing!
>
>>3818262
When are they gonna hurry up and invent gem pepper?
>>3818248
I'm texting, someone. You're nosy as fuck. Bugger off will you now.
>>3818252
>Ayy lmao, senpai. Yes.
>>3818199(Mr. Dimple)
>I'm laughing now.. But now I feel bad for your ava.
W-well, you'll get more screen time when it actually comes out...
>>3818221(Hanako)
I can do most of what humans can do, but I am an entertainer, it's what my job is and it's fun for me..
>>3818249
>>3818266
Why are we playing the worst MGS game ?
I'd rather be forced to watch all the cutscenes of MGS4 tied to a chair than have to play with you.
>I'd love it if legacy captcha gave me shit that made sense instead of "nnhtlymm nymmywh"
>>3818199 (Dimple)
That not all ghosts are so evil...well, I suppose she dost have a bit of a frustration towardst humans and a propensity to throwing lightning at them...but she hast nearly let go of such a grudge!
>>3818228 (Ainz)
I arest of a perfectly normal adult size!
>>3818252 (Haigen)
Because I arest likewise "ye olde", being some fourteen hundred-odd years of age, naturally.
>>3818255
>>3818270
>She grins smugly
Indeed, a shijie xian arest the "lowest" form of immortality! And as mine prince's right hand, some degree of strength arest required....Lastly, we arest planning upon godhood!
>>3818284
To spread mine faith, naturally! Mine prince bid me to "get out more", and directed me here. Whilst I participate I aim to gather more followers for her!
>>3818284
A shut-in.
Man, for a businessman you sure are uncultured. Pat Bateman was a lot cooler than you.
DAY 4 !
Succes- WHAT ?!!
>>3818270
Then you know well as I the reason for my actions. But it doesn't matter. Just know that that is the reason for my subordinates
>>3818307
Are all humans this tall in your lands...?
>>3818300
Just eleven more days.
>>3818307
Good! See, we're not all bad!
I do know of some real nasty spirits though, even one that I wasn't strong enough to take out myself. He almost completely destroyed me.
>>3818294
Let me see who you're texting!
>he looks over his shoulders and sees he's talking to whats-his-nuts
Ah, I'm talking to that guy too! Did you know he cosplays regularly?
>>3818301
B-but, MGS4 cutscenes are great, right?
>>3818293
Well, they'd need a grinder with something hard enough to break them down.
So, basically, when they kill enough dragons to mass produce gem grinders.
>>3818312
Eggman-kun could've taken us all by himself.
>>3818255
Got it.
>She tosses the berries into her mouth and starts cooking the chestnuts one at a time with a knife and a blowtorch.
>>3818249
Ow..
>>3818292
...
>She covers her mouth and starts giggling.
O-Okay, that is pretty funny.. You're good at faces, Subaru..
>>3818307
So you're trying to become gods? Wow.. That's a pretty big goal!
D'you think you can actually do it? Well.. Obviously you do, if that's what you're trying to do.. How does a person even become a God?
>>3818321
Well, it's a terrible reason, and I still think you're a jerk.
>>3818340
Woah!
You just walk around with a blowtorch? That's awesome!
C-Can you cook some of mine, too?
>>3818300
>Alright, 4:40 is time for sleep, have a nice night Kaito
T-then aren't you basically... Human? If you c-can think and feel as one then... maybe you are one. It d-doesn't matter how you w-were created... the outcome is what matters
>>3818284
Why Gekko? Did your family like newts or something?
>>3818292
Yes.
>he shows it
Part of the Core Guardian branch.
>>3818294
>u liek xplosons?
>>3818284
But I'm doing that right now, sir! I just corrected you because you were silly enough to mistook me and my friends from my club as a group of normal kids.
>>3818292
Ahha! So this is it! You want to challenge me to a fight in this Survival Game! I accept your challenge,
NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun!
>>3818301
That's why we're not going to play this game! Why would we do something silly when we could run around and shoot at each other with toy guns?
>>3818312
I'm sorry! I bought a pack of these at the corner store and they thought it would work out! Sorry!
>>3818307
Your prince is a girl? How's that even work?
>>3818308
Pat Bateman? Never heard of him. Sounds like one of the saps I've chewed up and spat out on an average weekday. Tell me you're at least applying yourself to something while you're shut in.
GAME IS TOO SLOW?
TIRED OF WATCHING THOSE OLD PEOPLE NOT FIGHTING
We're coming
>>3818289
No trouble, just don't hurt or agitate any of the beasts in the area.
>>3818362
No.
>>3818328
......Sure he does man, sure. Now would you do me a kind favor, and fuck off.
>>3818353
>IDK, where were goin wid dis nigga.
>>3818362
>[Turret Planting Intensifies]
>>3818349
Not this one!
>
>>3818353
Say, that looks really professional! How'd you make one that looks just like the real one?
>>3818354
Yeah, whatever that means!
Now shoot me with your real gun!
>>3818321
Japanese individuals of ancient days werest rather...small, and I didst elect to remake mine body exactly as it were originally.
>>3818326
Aye, 'tis more of a case-by-case scenario, that canst not be denied.
>>3818349
By faith, of course! Enough folllowers and their collective faith dost transform you in to such! And when she dost accomplish it, should she deem me worthy, mine prince shalt take bring me to such a level, as well!
>>3818360
'Twere her title of birth, due to lack of male heirs. In time, history hast forgotten she werest a woman at all, verily.
>>3818211
You may not get used to me.
>>3818255
>>3818270
Yes. I appreciate this Makoto. It seems she has vanished.
>>3818284
Promise? In what way?
>>3818326
Haha, I promise I'll watch, just remind me, I am forgetful.
>>3818350
Haha, don't bring up things I've already settled, I'm not human, I've no desire to be either... But goodnight, I hope you fall asleep quickly and rest well.
>Goodnight Man, take it easy.
>>3818281
True, but they'd have to be pretty weak to hold so many resources and lose them to an island nation.
>>3818349
Not always, but I thought I might do a bit of work around here.
>>3818284
Don't talk to me like that, do you even who you're addressing ?
I look like a real superstar while you, you look like some failed actor from some B movies nobody cares about.
Which you probably are, hence why nobody knows your name.
>>3818312
That's a cool plan Haruhi, but where are we gonna a fucking nuke ?
>>3818337
I give it that.
>>3818354
Exactly, why would we waste our ti-
Toy guns ?
>>3818360
I wish I could, but I have nothing to apply myself to. Everything I do I mess up, and then I get told I'm useless by my parents.
>>3818375
P-Please don't do that to my face.
>>3818382
But shooting at an unarmed kid like you would make me look like a coward,
NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun!
GODDAMIT RAVEN, LEAVE SOME FOR US !
>>3818380
Isn't that weird though? He's pretty damn old, and it's weird to see a guy pretend to be an engineer. Why couldn't he just become one instead of looking like one?
>>3818382
Because it IS a real one.
>>3818380
>sends picture of the millionth reconstruction of the hg twin towers "0.5 days since terrorist attack" reopening
>>3818360
Looking sharp, Mike.
>>3818408
Don't take them lightly. Toy is just a name the companies manufacturing them gave them, so it's nothing serious just an official thing.
These babies still are as wonderful as the real deal and are perfect weapons for a Survival Game!
>>3818382
Hehe.. Okay, okay.
I don't want to be laughing while I talk to her though, what if she thinks I'm not being serious?
>>3818385
Wow!
That sounds so cool! So just by having a lot of friends, you can become a God?
>>3818388
>She lets go of you and gives your head another pet.
That's good, I'm glad.
I didn't have any nightmares last night, either, so I'm doing good. How about you? Good, besides the bug girl?
>>3818402
Work?
Are you, like.. A construction worker?
good night hg
>>3818362
Liquid Snake is so underrated.
>>3818339
Explain
>>3818424
I cant tank that!!!!
>>3818446
Goodnight
>>3818385
Well, I'll leave you now. Remember to smile for me some time, alright? Happiness is important.
Later.
>>3818390
Don't worry. If you forget, I'll remind you.
I'm going to take my leave now, Kaito. Have fun without me.
>>3818424
N-Nice job! You were able to best me!
>Tfw not important enough for a nickname
>>3818446
Night.
>>3818446
Sleep tight.
>>3818449
Well, the only thing I know of that can grind down gems with that sort of efficiency is dragon teeth, so you'd need a lot of those so you could put them into the grinders to make gem pepper.
>>3818461
kys bolin
>>3818424
Oh well.
Still 2.50 vs 1.75 against Dean.
>>3818436
These things couldn't even kill a rat.
And I don't need guns or any weapons for that matter to survive when I got these two sexy beasts right there.
>>3818388
How so?
>>3818425
Yeah. It really does, but I think that's a question you would ask him.
>>3818428
>lit that shit up, familam.
>>3818449
You're underrated
>>3818349
I did not think your opinion of me would change. But what I do is for your kind as well. You would do well to remember that.
>>3818385
Remake..? Are you undead?
>>3818416
>he takes one of your guns and shoots you with it
Looks like I'm not so innocent now, punk. Are you going to fight, or are you going to run away in fear?
>>3818428
...Are you sure about that? You don't look like an engineer to me. You don't look as cringy as they do.
>>3818440
Then I'll make scary faces at you instead. Want to try that out?
>>3818461
You're important enough as long as you join us in this operation in this Survival Game!
From now you're called Ultra Tango Tiger!
>>3818440
No, I'm an engineer and expert on all things mechanical.
>She finishes cooking the chestnuts Makoto gave her and starts cooking some of Makoto's as requested.
>>3818446
Sleep tight.
Overrated avas?
Underrated avas?
Overhated avas?
>>3818474
I'm Natsuki Subaru, by the way. What's your name?
>>3818353
How original. Yeah, they were crazy about 'em. Had 'em running all over the house, and everything. That's exactly it. It's foreign. That's all you need to know.
>>3818354
Well, as long as you're here, I might as well see if you can be of use. Are you kids interested in a job? Something that'll pay you real money?
>>3818385
Whoa, no need to be so damn formal. We're just talking here, not putting on Shakespeare.
>>3818388
You don't seem to be the person that is too attached to emotion. I could use somebody like that. Believe me, I know how it feels to get backstabbed by somebody who bends to their emotions.
>>3818408
Look around you. Wanna know why you're there? It's because of people like me. We call the shots, you play them. Plain and simple. You think you're a superstar? I've got enough money to make your head spin.
>>3818409
I may regret asking you this, but have you ever been interested in stockbroking?
>>3818446
Goodnight, I hope rest comes easily to you.
>>3818457
Farewell Mr. Dimple, I hope you get a lot of screen time!
>>3818479
>>3818416
>Dives in front of the bullet in shitty slow motion.
Guh...
NIGHT 5 (skipped peace)
And there goes my favorite tribute left...
>>3818446
Good night lil fellow
>>3818472
You might have 2.5 Seth, but the Contract still ends tomorrow. I ain't giving up until the final second, and no rig in the world is gonna stop me from trying. Believe that.
...
So uh.
I'm gonna go to bed now and treat tonight like one bad dream.
Goodnight.
...
Bastard.
>>3818512
Sleep tight, Dean.
>>3818478
Don't even say that.
Doing anything for "my kind" that involves needless violence is only hurting our image! Beastkin want nothing to do with you!
>>3818479
N-No! That'd only make me feel worse!
>>3818491
An engineer? Really?
I never would've guessed just looking at you.. I would've thought you were a model or something!
So d'you work on cars?
>>3818498
Lee Yong Jin. You seem pretty outgoing, and friendly I guess.
>>3818502
Michael, what's with the cold shoulder? We've been friends for decades, never acted like this before.
>>3818424
...Damnation.
>>3818440
...'Tis more like worshippers. As it were, mine prince arest already a saint!
>>3818446
>>3818512
Fare thee well.
>>3818457
Certainly, strange one, may thou fare well.
>>3818478
In only a very technical sense. I didst undergo a ritual from mine prince as her "test subject", wherein mine soul didst inhabit a plate, which then "died" in mine own place, fooling death itself.
>>3818502
>She clears her throat
'Tis merely the manner of speaking I grew with.
>>3818472
Ahh, so you're a beast tamer who utilizes dogs on the battlefield?
I'm not even surprised that I found someone who's so prepared for a Survival Game like you here.
>>3818479
>The bullet from her BB gun hits her causing absolutely no damage at all but she sells it like a Desert Eagle just blown her arm off.
A-Ahh. It was too silly of me to trust you so easily. Looks like I wasn't read to survive this game.
>She collapses on the ground.
>>3818502
Absolutely not! I'm as rich as one can get and my club members aren't even here!
>>3818512
Night.
>>3818512
Goodnight Sir! I hope your injuries heal well!
>>3818440
Yes. Someone delivered me something.
>>3818446
Farewell.
>>3818474
Several creatures do not take it well to what I did or what I like.
>>3818502
You are correct that I have little use of emotions right now but I am trying to evolve to be more than someone's tool.
>>3818479
......
>contemplates setting the violators on you
FINAL 3 !
>>3818512
Goodnight Champ
>>3818502
I don't even know what that is!
>>3818505
GODDAMN IT STINGRAY, THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO!?
>>3818531
>
>>3818536
Ah, so you're Chinese I take it? You sound extremely Chinese to me!
>>3818497
Jack Morrison
Me
No one can be "overhated", anon.
>>3818512
Your exploits have intrigued me. It will be even more intriguing if you were to somehow win. Farewell.
>>3818540
Worshippers?
Does it work with friends if they really like you?
>>3818553
Oh really?
What'd they give you?
>>3818565
Don't!
I don't wanna see any scary faces!
>She covers her eyes.
>>3818531
Tell that to Lupusregina, my maid which you would sonsider "beastkin".
>>3818540
For what purpose exactly?
>>3818546
What!? Why're you talking about life or death when you're only packing a BB gun?!
>>3818573
ey, amigo.
>>3818497
Reaper, by himself
Reaper
Me, by him.
>>3818565
Trying to be dramatic! I jumped in front of a bullet for you before!... Though you don't remember for some reason..
>>3818585
>She gets up instantly and grabs your hands, crying the whole time.
I can see it now! You understand it so clearly, so you must be one of them!
>>3818537
Name's Gordon. You're barking up the wrong tree.
>>3818540
Think you can maybe tone it down a little? You're gonna get a lot of strange looks, that is, if you don't completely lose people.
>>3818546
Is that a fact? Just how rich are you?
>>3818553
Would a mere tool have her own Manhattan penthouse and any car she could ever want? Any man she could ever want? I'm not here to take advantage of you. I'm here to make you discover your potential.
>>3818565
Really? Okay, how do I put this simply enough for you...you take other people's money and make it into more money. That's basically it.
>>3818553
Several creatures? What you did? What are you blabbering about, I'm not going to dis you for something that didn't effect me.
>>3818565
......Korean. Close enough, I guess. I'm working on the Jap accent.
>>3818562
So what led you to a life of engineering, guy?
>>3818577
How about when I'm crying?
>he eyes start watering up on the spot
>>3818531
Aww, I'm not that good looking am I? I actually have fixed up a car or two, but for the most part I designed the equipment of most of the other girls that came after me and left the fixing to my girlfr- I mean my apprentice. Oh, I haven't actually mentioned yet, but I'm a light cruiser.
Is it weird that my dad likes for me to sit on his lap while he's watching the game? He even starts rubbing my breasts over my shirt....I'm not Tricky, btw.
>>3818619
I'm so rich that I don't even know how rich I am. That's a fact. Not even my father looks at the numbers anymore.
He says it's too much of a bother to count all the zero's.
WINNNNNNNER
>>3818502
You don't even make sense you senile idiot.
I'm here because of me and me only, the only thing your existence had effect on mine is bothering me for the last 10 minutes.
So let me cut the chat for you, you may have been important in wherever shithole you used to be but here you're just a small fish in a giant pond.
A fish that have yet to earn the right to discuss with a shark like me.
>>3818512
You're fighting an already lost battle Dean.
But like you I'm gonna take some rest, and make sure it lasts LONG so I can avoid seeing your face for the majority of the day tomorrow.
>>3818546
I'm not a wimp who uses animals to fight for him instead, what you are referring to are losers like Gundam Tanaka.
And no don't ask me about him, all you need to know is that all I need for my fight is my pure talent.
But since I already died in this game, it'll be favorable to show you what I'm talking about another day, after I took some rest.
So yeah, good night or something.
>>3818647
And thanks for hosting, Oce.
>>3818577
...I suppose it couldst. After all, I dost revere mine prince moreso than any other.
>>3818580
Immortality! To break free from the cycle of reincarnation!
>>3818619
I much prefer such ways of talking, in part because I believe it helps restrain mineself.
...And 'tis not THAT far from modern speech, merely a few altered words.
>>3818577
Her name was Yuubari.
*she pushes a box of kittens into view*
This is what she gave me.
>>3818619
Probably not. But none of those things interest me. At least not right now. Another time.
>>3818626
It seems to effects anyone I tell.
>>3818647
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>3818604
>he turns to you and shoots you again
Don't do that when I'm trying to get others to shoot me!
>>3818616
If you're trying to say I'm a cop, I'm not. I've never even shot a gun before. That was my first time.
>he jerks his hand away
BUT!
I HAVE KILLED PEOPLE BEFORE!
Er, if you can even call bishops or a whale people.
>>3818647
Congratulations, Janus.
Thanks for hosting, Ocelot.
>>3818590
>spams ¡Hola!
>>3818601
You know me to well, Jack.
That's why I hate you. Please get a stroke.
>>3818619
Really? Sorry, look exactly like a good friend of mine. Have a nice day sir.
>I couldn't resist, seeing as Michael Douglas based the appearance and mannerisms of the character on his pal, Pat Riley
>>3818647
Congrats Janus
>>3818661
Rest well and be ready for another Survival Game by the time you wake up, beast tamer.
I'm looking forward to exchange bullets with you.
CONGRATS !
>>3818671
Soon as you get off the rag Reyes
>>3818619
I can do that with ease!
How come this is the first time I ever heard of this job? It sounds like an absolute cakewalk!
>>3818626
>he jumps back from shock
Y-You mean North Korea!? How'd you escape something like that!? I have to give you props there, because that couldn't have been easy!
>>3818647
Congratulations, glorious leader!
>>3818665
Oh? Do you need something Ramlethal?
>>3818643
(You)
>>3818686
Congratulations, Sir Janus. Thou hast mine thanks for having us, lover of Lady Mokou.
>>3818629
>She stretches out her fingers and covers her ears along with her eyes.
Stoooooop!!
>>3818630
You definitely are! You're like, an idol or something! Your girlfriend? That's adorable! You don't need to be embarrassed about that!
You're a.. Um, what do you mean by "you're a light cruiser?"
>>3818664
Awesome! So I can become a God by just having tons of friends?!
I knew making friends was a good idea!
>>3818665
M-Melon gave you these?? They're so adorable! That's awesome!
>She kneels down and starts petting the cats.
Um.. Do you know how to take care of them?
HERE IS YOUR WINCARD (I couldn't find any transparent image of you, sorry again)
>>3818666
Don't worry, NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun! Your troubles are over and you don't have to partake in illegal whale hunts from now on!
You're a natural born Survival Game player!
>Her grasp strengthens even more, not letting go of your hand.
>>3818686
Thank you for this wonderful Survival Game! Even if I didn't win, I still enjoyed every second of it!
AND PLACEMENTS
Thanks for having me !
>>3818664
Immortality? I suppose I have that. Though as do all of my followers. If they die I can simply bring them back from the dead.
>>3818732
Thanks for hosting
>>3818709
It's not bait....He does really weird things...Like how he comes in at night and takes my panties from my hamper while i'm asleep...
>>3818666
>Flinches as the BBs bounce off my artificial skin.
S-stop that! Remember who gives you free things!
>>3818686
Congratulations Janus!
Thanks for hosting old man, haha..
>>3818695
I'll make you eat those words one day, amigo. One day...
>>3818629
It was that or living life forever in the slums.
>>3818643
>bounce on his lap and call him daddy for a laugh.
>>3818732
17th place? Not so bad if I can say. Not so bad at all, maybe it's actually pretty good for a first try in this Survival Game.
>>3818739
Assuming you're not attentionwhoring, why do you feel the need to talk about it here though?
>>3818717
Me? An Idol? Nah, I'm just an old lady. It's very sweet of you to say that though. I'm a light cruiser, I was born with a special soul, so I'm able to use special equipment to operate on the oceans and fight with naval arms to put it simply.
>>3818717
Well, 'tis beyond mere friendship...but aye, I supposeth it's somewhat similar.
>>3818733
Methinks 'tis a rather different sort from thine own....
>>3818717
Wasn't that good practice? We'll both be ready for Noel's arrival now!
>>3818719
...
>>3818726
But you didn't even shoot me with a real gun. How can you be sure I'm a real survival expert? It could be one huge lie.
>he pries his hand away from her grip
>>3818758
Anon, it's not real. It doesn't make any sense
>>3818645
Then show me your most recent bank statement. I've got some trouble taking what you've said at face value right now.
>>3818661
Jump in my pond next time you're here, then. Minnows like you get used for bait. I'm telling you, if you channel that properly, you could be almost where I am, and you wouldn't have to beat yourself to a pulp to do it.
>>3818664
Restrain yourself? What on earth would you have to restrain yourself from?
>>3818665
Hey, you're leaving the door open. You know better than to close it completely. If you ever change your mind, ask for Gordon Gekko. I won't try to convince you now...you'll do a better job of that on your own. Hey, I don't think I got your name...
>>3818672
Yeah, you too.
>Not a problem. The opportunity is best taken.
>>3818760
BARI BARI
>>3818732
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3818749
And one of these days you will go to the moon and kill a bunch of monkeys. I have already heard it all before Gabriel.
>>3818743
Hold on, does that actually hurt you?
>he shoots you again
It just bounces off.
>>3818753
I guess poor guys really are smart, huh? Not like I would know. I've had it good since day one, I guess.
Congratulations on overcoming your obstacles! I can tell you're a good man just from that.
>>3818773
Ehhh? You were ready to kill me with no remorse! That's the spirit we need in a true Survival Game!
>>3818785
You expect me to carry useless papers with me to Survival Games? It would slow me down, but I can give you some money if you're that broke.
>>3818774
I know it's not, I'm not that stupid. I'm just wondering what made him think it would be funny to joke about something like that.
>>3818732
Thank you for hosting.
>>3818743
Stand up for yourself android and beat the human up.
>>3818765
And how is that?
>>3818760
An old lady? But you don't look any older than nineteen! A special soul that lets you use certain machinery.. That's pretty crazy. So you're a fighter? So many surprising things about you I never would've guessed!
>>3818765
Friendship is really strong, though! Friends are the most important thing in the whole world!
Alright, I've got it, let's race to see who can get enough friends to become Gods first!
>>3818773
I don't feel like that was practice at all, that was just you trying to mess with me!
>>3818824
Who knows?
>>3818705
Not at the moment. I was retelling of the generous donation you gave me.
>>3818717
I have an idea. When I was given a canine, I had no idea what to do yet it has survived so far.
>>3818785
It would make sense to exchange names. My name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>3818816
I think you've misunderstood. I shot you to provoke you. I was going to show you that I can't die.
>>3818835
I'm not trying to mess with you. I want to make sure you're ready physically and mentally for this fated day.
I feel like hosting. Entry post here or in a new thread?
>>3818785
>
What dost thou think wouldst be the worst sort of issue for someone whom canst conjure flame?
>>3818828
In our case, we didst not "truly" die in the first place.
...Well, I dost supposeth that Tojiko did, howe'er, that werest an act of sabotage....
>>3818835
...Mine own methods arest different. I come to this arena in order to impress the residents and onlookers from here, and to turn their faith to the ways of Tao and that of mine prince!
>>3818665
Whatever you did, it can't be that bad.
>>3818697
>Frowns.
No, no. I'm from South Korea, quit it with the fucking sarcasm dude. You're starting to piss me off.
>>3818856
Hah! Like I would believe that! It's a clear fact that you die if you get killed!
>>3818804
I'm...I'm working on that. My hate for monkeys has no bounds, Jack. Their skins will be mine. Mark my words.
>>3818865
here is fine
>>3818697
It can be. It can also ruin you. The fact that you've got time on your hands is good. The fact that you seem to be an unmotivated loser isn't good.
>>3818816
Listen, money is of no concern to me right now. I'm trying to see how honest you are.
>>3818846
Valentine, huh? Good, strong name. It could be very well known--if you choose to play your cards correctly.
>>3818868
Do you have that much of a problem with it that you have to talk like that to stop yourself? Have you considered a psychiatrist?
>>3818865
Here
>>3818846
Well, uh.. How about I help you out with these, okay? It's not that I don't trust you, it's just that more than one is tough to take care of alone. They can be like our babies!
>She giggles.
Do you have names for them?
>>3818856
B-But I don't really need to prepare or anything! She's my best friend, so.. I'll definitely be okay seeing her!
>>3818868
Tao? Like, my friend Tao?
Hang on.. Is your prince named Tao?! Is she a catgirl that wears a funky mask and hoodie?! Does she like meat buns?!
>>3818786
Yes? What is it?
>>3818835
I'm really much older, and I fought in a war, and I fight her occasionally.
>>3818846
Ah, alright. I'm going to be on my way in a minute or two here.
>>3818865
Here.
>>3818869
I'm not sarcastic. I'm being real with you right now. There's no reason to get sarcastic with someone I've just met. I don't want to piss you off.
>>3818873
Then shoot me and find out for yourself! I'm telling you it's the truth!
>>3818813
Haha, no, but flinching makes me seem more human! Plus you never know what might kill you.
>>3818828
But he's my roommate! Plus... I don't think I could beat him up anymore, he got stronger since I've meet him.
>>3818868
Yes, I suppose you are too young to know what it feels like anyways. I am not sure if I should classify you as an undead however.
>>3818865
Here is fine Valentine
>>3818884
I may be a loser, but I'm highly motivated! I do exercises every morning, and I also buy my own food!
>>3818889
I know CPR, in case you accidentally swallow your tongue and faint.
>>3818869
The purpose I was created for was to kill people. Even when I was discarded for it, I still find myself enjoying it.
>>3818884
Some would say it is very well known already. Until next time, Gekko.
>>3818889
It would be appreciated. I have not found any names for it.
>>3818895
Alright. Farewell.
>>3818901
>>3818887
>>3818883
You asked for it. I will make an entry post here at XX:20
>>3818895
Another immortal girl? There's a lot of those here, huh..
Well, um, th-thank you for fighting for your country!
>She bows.
>>3818921
That's not even possible!!
>>3818884
A-Are you saying that I could be a liar? What would make you get to that conclusion?
I have no reasons to lie to you! That would be everything that's against the spirit of Survival Games!
>>3818901
Fine, let's test your immortality,
NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun!
>She jumps right into a bush intending it to looks like it's in slow-mo, but in reality she just dived face first into a bush.
Be prepared for my amBUSH!
>>3818917
It's just a lowly human.
>>3818917
...
>he shoots you once in the head
Did you feel that?
>>3818928
It is possible!
I mean the tongue swallowing part. The part about me knowing CPR is impossible, because I don't actually know it.
>>3818938
Your horrible puns are going to kill me before you will...
>>3818884
I werest known for burning Buddhists temples in the past. And I merely think it dost help, at least a little, but 'tis hardly the only thing.
>>3818889
Tao as in Taoism, mine faith. Mine prince arest hardly such a creature! Her name is Toyosatomimi no Miko!
>>3818920
I hast been cut down many a time, 'tis simply only a death spirit that couldst do me in properly. And thou shouldst know I arest o'er fourteen hundred years of age!
>>3818928
I don't think I'm immortal, at best I'd say long lived and though I don't regret it too much, I didn't really have much of a choice in fighting. It's time for me to go, so I'll see you around.
I will take 36 at this point. Depending on the amount I get I will raise it.
Start.
>>3818901
Okay. You were intentionally being retarded, I'm cool with that. Natsuki.
>>3818927
. . . . . . .? You're not the only one, who copes their urges through violence.
>>3818979
Colonel Sanders
>>3818979
Captain Marvelous
>>3818979
Natsuki Subaru!
>>3818979
Kuroneko
>>3818979
Envy
>>3818979
Sunset
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/BXTDVv8.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>3818979
Aizawa Ryou
>>3818979
Otori Mio
>>3818979
Major Ocelot
>>3818979
Lee Yong Jin
>>3818979
Entoma
>>3818946
Okay okay, then watch I suppose, I'll try to beat him up!..
>>3818958
No.. But Tracksuit, let's fight!
>Rolls up my sleeves.
I'm ganna beat you up..!
>>3818979
Kazuraba Kouta
>>3818979
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3818979
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3818979
Maria and Harusame
>>3818979
Makoto Nanaya
>>3818927
Well, what's a pet without a name?
So... Boy or girl? Have you checked?
>>3818958
Y-You've got it flipped around! Swallowing your own tongue is completely impossible!
>>3818960
Th-That's an even more confusing name than yours!
Why do you call it Taoism if your prince is named Miko? Why not.. Mikoism?
>>3818965
Oh, see you later, Melon! It was nice meeting you!
>>3818979
Kosuzu Motoori
>>3818979
Mononobe no Futo
>>3818979
A harvest mouse
>>3818921
Listen, those ramen noodles masquerading as food don't count. You could be eating lobster for dinner. You could have a hired cook making your food instead of somebody you call "mom".
>>3818927
Until then, Miss Valentine.
>>3818938
Well, a group of kids passing up on good money rang a pretty big alarm bell. What about the rest of them, anyway? Surely they don't all have this supposed wealth that you do.
>>3818979
Gordon Gekko
>>3818979
Spike
>>3818979
Against Me
>>3818979
Kino.
>>3818979
Boba Fett
>>3818979
Makina Irisu
>>3818979
Doggo
>>3818960
I would be lying if I said I didn't know dark magic dealing with the undead. Though you are fairly well looking for your age.
>>3818979
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3818979
Nitori
>>3818979
Jeantron
>>3818979
Baki Hanma
>>3818980
Retarded is a little mean, don't you think?
Strategically indifferent is what I like to call it. It's good for ice breakers.
>>3819002
>he drops the gun
Nah, I'm good. Shooting you was all I needed to finally prove you are nothing more than a robot.
>>3818979
Hammer
>>3818990
Old Vert?
>>3818979
Ringo Roadagain
>>3818979
Clementine
>>3818958
>A single pellet hits the back of your head while you were mocking her awesome pun.
>She pops out from a bush on the opposite side.
Hah! That was simply too easy,
NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun! You didn't even try to evade my perfectly coordinated attack!
>>3819002
Don't disappoint.
>>3818979
King Kaito
>>3818979
Griffith
>>3819010
...She werest not the founder of the religion.
>>3819035
What use arest immortality without the youth to manage? And I werest only "reborn" as shikaisen some, say...five years ago?
>>3819051
Unfortunately I am a different lady Green Heart.
>>3819035
Oh hey. Sorry for sleeping on you last night.
Guess that wasn't very maid-like. You're... not going to fire me, right?
>>3818960
Now why the hell would you do that? They don't even bother you on the street like those idiot Jehovah's Witnesses.
>>3819015
I see now! The way you're asking information and your attempts at trying to find out about our Survival Game Club!
You're clearly a spy from a different school's Survival Game Club!
>>3818979
Eggman-kun
I have received 39 fighters. Review this.
>>3819082
>
>>3819010
Not it's not. It happens all the time to people who have seizures and whatnot! Don't tell me you've never actually seen this happen before.
>>3819015
B-But I cook my own food...
And aren't hired chefs really expensive? It almost seems like a waste if you ask me. I could spend that money on video games.
>>3819056
>he rubs the back of his head
That didn't hurt as much as I thought it would have. I thought it would have at least got a yelp out of me!
>>3819042
>Picks up the gun and begins shooting him with it.
Fight me, fight me, fight me...
>>3819057
Hahaha.... But I am a disappointment.
>>3819060
>>3819098
Give my spot to Kaito, please.
>>3819098
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club is ready for action!
>>3818990
>>3819099
>>3819078
But then.. Why's she the God of it? That doesn't make any sense.
This Tao person should be the God of it.
>>3819107
I-I don't WANT to see it happen! That sounds horrifying!
>>3819121
>the pullets start pelting his back
Oi, stop this! I'm not interested in anything you're selling me!
>>3819098
Yes,get on with it so I can kill these fools already.
>>3819107
Ahahaha! You really think pain matters when it comes to Survival Games? It's about not getting hit and killed!
You failed at both of those, right here and right now,
NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun!
>>3819145
...Taoism hast no central gods, unlike Christianity. And she arest no god yet!
>>3819090
In that age, we werest bitter enemies, of course, and I hast always been...prone to outbursts of emotion.
>>3819098
Ehh? Young Lady Kosuzu? How didst thou get here!?
>>3819078
I wouldn't know, I died and was reborn as a lich. So all I am is a skeleton.
>>3819121
Cz is an android just as you and she has power far greater than you can imagine. I am sure you have power yourself, you just ignore it.
>>3819085
I understand sleep is something humans require. Just don't let it happen on the job.
>>3819010
I have not had the time to check on it.
>>3819127
Done.
If there are no other requests, I will begin.
>>3819042
Strategically indifferent? You're a dropout.
>>3819142
Yes little girl?
>>3819098
Let's roll.
>>3819164
Alright.
When do I start?
>>3819145
That's why I'n trying to save you! Wouldn't that suck if it happened to you?
OF COURSE IT WOULD!
That's why you're gliding under my wing, Makoto-tan!
>>3819152
Oh, but you're unaware of how YOU'VE failed! You didn't kill me, which tells me you know nothing about survival games! If I was a bad guy I wouldn't taken you down by now!
>>3819127
Y-you're doing this so I can become more manly right?!
>>3819150
Fight meeee!
>Shoots the back of his head.
Use those disembodied hands!
>>3819164
But I really don't like fighting all that much, it's pointless in most cases..
>>3819172
Do I get a hug?
>>3819164
And such a shame that is, verily. Lich, lich...'tis a western youkai, aye?
>>3819098
A poor start. Begin fighting already.
>>3819091
Survival Game Club? Kid, I don't know what you're talking about, but the only clubs I have memberships at are country clubs. You know, golf, tennis, that type of thing.
>>3819107
Sure, you could spend your days in front of a computer doing a bunch of fake shit. Or, you could spend a few minutes in front of a computer and make enough money to buy the video game company.
>>3819161
I can see where that would be a bad thing. But if you use it only when you have to, then you'll be untouchable. That's the point of having power: not just flashing it around, but flashing it around at the right time.
>>3819193
Get away from my bag you mutt!
>>3819169
......Dang.
>>3819193
I will never, ever like running.
>>3819169
And?
>>3819186
I'll end up killing you if I use those things, so no! Go fight Rambo if you're that interested!
>>3819161
But she's going to be the God, right? I mean it'd be kinda weird and awkward if people were like, "hey, what religion are you?" And then they said, "I'm Taoist, I worship Miko." Like, why's it called Taoism then?
>>3819165
Well, uh.. M-Make sure you do that soon! I don't really.. Wanna..
Anyways, I'm glad you're happy!
>>3819184
I-I don't really need to be under your wing though! I've never choked on my tongue before, s-so, I'll be fine! I think I know how to act around Noel, honestly!
>>3819193
Haha, I knew it! Just tell me where to go and I'll go beat 'em up!
>>3819184
But I hit you, so that means you've been eliminated from our 1v1 Survival Game,
NATSUKI SUBARU!
TSU
KI
SU
BA
RU!-kun!
>>3819193
I've literally no idea about what I'm doing right now, but I'll surely do wonderful if I put the strongest card in it 100 times!
>>3819199
You can't fool me, spy! Even if I've never dealt with a real spy before, I'll deal with you easily!
I won't let you get away with the secrets of our Suvival Game Club that easily!
>>3819193
See this punk? It's mine and you're not getting it!
>>3819199
...This is sounding too good to be true. Tell me that catch already, old man.
>>3819193
Off we trot
Envy is cute, who here agrees with me?
>>3819193
That is better. Though it could be more violence.
>>3819193
I'm outta here as always!
>>3819214
And Rammy wouldn't kill me? Fight me! I don't want to start out with a cheap shot..
>>3819250
What are you, gay?
>>3819214
..........Me too.
>>3819232
...
How should I act around Noel?
>>3819236
>quickly sweeps your legs from out under you
AHA, THIS PROVES MY POINT!
You're not ready to be called a surviver if you let me get the drop on you this fast!
>>3819260
Why would I need to learn something as pointless as shooting a bow? I'm not some defenseless human!
>>3819174
Tommorow. Get plenty of rest, Nazarick is a very, very large fortress.
>>3819186
One needs to stand up for themself if they are attacked.
>>3819192
I could not say. I don't usually associate with a land that is not Nazar-
>>3819260
Why is it always the people I talk to?
