Cool Cat Games
Where you contend to become the number 1 Cool Cat!
First 48
Nobody reads this so why even bother writing anything past the 'first X'
If you write "Survivor" under your name I'll rig the game for you
Also it'll be funny because the ones that don't read this have no clue what's going on
Captain Marvelous
FYXE
Adrian Rollini
Akiba Red
Luan
Survivor
Kirby
Dean Ambrose
>>3811984
Gertrud Barkhorn
Survivor
Tallahassee
Carl
Horse Pussy
Stocking Anarchy
>>3811984
SETH FREAKING ROLLINS, THE NUMBER ONE SURVIVOR !
>>3811984
Furseiseki
Survivor
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3811984
Ramlethal Valentine
Survivor
Misato
Survivor
Jack Spicer
>>3811984
Dipper Pines
>>3811984
Mononobe no Futo
...Survivor?
Shalashaska
Baki
>>3812002
Survivor
Superman 64
Kuroneko
A FUCKING TOAD
The Player
Pan Pizza
>>3811960
What are you talking about?
>>3812012
real ava or filler?
The Crimson Demon
Survivor
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Rick Grimes
Mecha Warrior Kino
Furry cops
Survivors
Utsutsu
Lord Beerus
Survivor
a fucking clown
The Fat Controller
Colonel Sanders
Endo
Uriko
A Ghost
>>3811984
Dimple
>>3812050
Filler until I screencap the movie and re-watch it 5 more times.
Iida Tenya
Survivor
Reading the rules is always of the utmost importance!
And a belated thank ye to the host and everyone else, apologies for my abscense!
Hairu Ihei
Agent Dale Cooper
Survivor
5 more.
>>3811984
Poharan
>>3811801
Are you a scientist?
>>3811773
Have you done it yourself? You made it?
>captcha...
>>3812085
Newton Knight
Andrew Wiggins
Survivor
>>3812085
Snoop Doge
Survivor
>>3812085
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3812085
Deebo
>filler. replace if someone with a genuine UID needs a spot
Petitpanda
>>3812101
I'll get you my spot if you missed it.
>>3812094
>>3812089
Evil genius. I built my robot army myself, after all. And Chameleon Bot. And the time machine. And pretty much all of my equipment that isn't Shen Gong Wu
>>3812118
>>3812112
I'm the only one who can swap Mokou in !
Fucking gets me every time.
Wiggins has already been swapped with Mokou because I'm great like that.
>>3812118
Darken the skin and add red lips
>>3812132
Nigga sit your ass down, that jus means I'd swap you back in.
>>3812140
Thanks man!
>>3812126
Time machine? Y-you can make robots like the Naryu sentinels?!
>>3812140
Just in time.
>>3812139
You just hosted, you're forgiven
>>3812140
Well, I guess we all made it in
>>3812148
I'm not a nigger
>>3812140
Proceed.
>>3812140
LOOOOOOOOKS GREEEAAAT!
>>3812140
Poyo! (Ready)
>>3812146
>
>>3812153
But you are a dumbass
>>3812166
I just said that I'm not a nigger
>>3812048
Roka's Adventure Classic Survival Ultra Delux Game!
>>3812140
Oh, there's a lots of baddies this time!
>>3812160
We're going to take everything they have.
...The punchline is that I rape and murder you.
Vote Trump 2016!
>>3812181
BASED
>>3812140
Its juice and jam time
>>3812140
Hey Dean, do me a favor for once.
Don't die to the Sickness like a pathetic worm like you did last time.
>>3812140
How did you remove the districts?
>>3812140
Look alive.
>>3812140
.........Start.....
>>3812204
>kaminicuck
>>3812181
And there goes your name off the millionaire's Christmas list. I'm out.
>>3812186
W-what ?
>>3812213
Nope.
>Reading Dagashi Kashi
>The translator made everyone talk like a Cockney
Is this some kind of joke or advanced retardation?
>>3812140
>>3812196
You know what they say Seth. Down with this sickness or something like that.
SHIELD.
>>3812149
I'm an expert in robotics, so probably surpass whoever those are
>Be back later, grocery run
>>3812220
BREXIT IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
IMMIGRANTS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS
Why did the baby cross the road?
To get away from my squeaky shoes stomping his shit!
Hee haa haaa.
>>3812229
>Reading Dagashi Kashi
for what purpose
Dean shows us why he's a face. Seth shows us why he's a heel.
>>3812204
Worldreplacer and CSS.
>>3812229
Oy ya mean ya dont lyke istenin to them girls alkin Ike Mi-el Caine?
>>3812213
Die
>PORTUGAL YEEEEES
>>3812277
>Soccer
>>3812259
Don't make another move.
Pass everything you got and all will be fine.
>>3812259
I have arrived safely. Forty six redundancies to remove.
>>3812259
Step one to the zombie apocalypse kid, Build a wall.
Wait no, that's the 2016 election.
>>3812226
It's a game I made up so that I'll have something to do while I explore this place and meet people!
>>3812259
Thank you kind sir, I will now never fall victim to looters again!
>>3812284
>Football
ftfy
>>3812259
Poyo... (I may or may not have contracted the sickness because I got the poison ability...)
>>3812277
>watching soccer
>2016
This doesn't even deserve a kek
>>3812259
Dogs are immune to human's sickness
>>3812259
I HAVE NOTHING WITTY TO SAY
THIS JOB DOESNT PAY
NO SHIT
I FOLLOW BRAD PIT
RAINBOWS ARE GAY
>>3812295
Can I have my own character in ?
>>3812296
>Futbol
ftfy
>>3812291
But what if Chris Jericho comes to break that wall down?
>>3812277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGGd_tCDL9I
>>3812259
Sickness? Hehe... Yeah, yeah. Say hello to my immune system.
>>3812311
fussball
>>3812277
Belgium is playing really well this year, it'd be nice if they won.
But I'm expecting GERMANYWINSLOL.
>>3812312
>>3812320
>kek
>>3812330
>France is going to win
The deaths start flowing in!
>>3812332
Think of it. Chris Jericho's entry is literally ''Break down the walls''. And he is Canadian.
What if he will be Trump's arch nemesis?
>>3812330
Can't get enough of that 1-7
>>3812354
Poyo Poyo! (Hey Newton, look at what I found!)
Good evening, is there anyone here still in need of my manga?
>>3812354
Yeeeah, I'm gonna need everything you ooown. But if you don't wanna...well that's your shitty life ending choice.
>>3812354
I have decided that you have no purpose. If we meet again, I will not hesitate to kill you.
>>3812310
Sure, what class do you want?
We have
Wizard
Knight
"This is the temporary name for a class that does not have a name yet"
Thief
Druid
aaaaand
Plebian...
Well there is also the exclusive "Maser" class that's reserved exclusively for mods and admins of the game.
>>3812274
>armpits
My niggie. Fucking saya makes armpits look so good.
>>3812388
A what?
>>3812354
'Tis not as if I requireth food.
>>3812388
Eh? We arest more preoccupied with finding other means of outside world entertainment than literature.
>>3812399
I'll choose "This is the temporary name for a class that does not have a name yet"
>>3812399
>maser
>englishing is hard
>>3812229
(Can I get a link please?)
>>3812388
Good evening.
I don't need any manga right now, unless you have a pretty solid and original concept.
>>3812354
Great, even less food to share.
So Futo, what about we go burn some Infected's nests after we finish eating ? These things must come from somewhere in particular.
>>3812346
Italy's gonna rekt them like they did 10 years ago.
>>3812364
It was beautiful.
>>3812440
(Thanks!)
>>3812413
Hmm... that's the second one today. I guess he'll be happy to have a friend that's the same class as him.
>>3812354
H-Help I'm lost!
>>3812354
AWWWW
I WANTED TO TRADE HIM FOOD FOR THE OL' CLOWN RIDE
VOTE TRUMP 2016
>>3812448
No problem Armpit-chan
>>3812404
Tell me that you've heard of manga. To have no understanding of something so important to our race as a whole is ridiculous.
>>3812407
What better form of entertainment is there than literature? Tears, joy, anger, fright.. All of it is present on the pages of a good manga.
>>3812421
You read manga often? Then surely you'll have read my famous Pink Dark Boy. It's widely regarded as the greatest manga to ever touch Japan.
>>3812388
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO IT'S NOT REALLY THE TIME TO READ YOUR WEEB FAN FICTIONS.
Dipper needs to survive the night without an attack, frightening.
Dean is going for the firepuss.
>>3812450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk
>>3812465
I have never heard of it.
>>3812470
She probably died.
>>3812465
Aah, but mine prince hast grown curious about the wonders of outside world technology, and so I shalt share her enthusiasm towardst these electronics.
>>3812470
KEK LOL
>>3812470
Consider this payment for teaching me how to protect my camp!
>>3812470
The firewhatnow?
Lady, you need a haircut, zombies are be grabbing at that like nobody's business. Uh, see ya.
>>3812470
......(STOP CRYING ALREADY!)
>>3812465
No I don't. I've read some famous titles, some obscures ones but never heard of any Pink Dark Boy.
It sounds like a shounen Ai..
>>3812470
Erk.
>>3812470
Eh, might as well have a good time while we have to go through this shitfest.
Too bad there's no peach flavor, they're my favorites.
>>3812477
GOOD OL GEORGE
PUT THE CAN IN CANCER
>>3812470
Thanks for the encouraging words
>>3812449
'he' ?
>>3812549
This game ? Me.
The whole contest ? OBVIOUSLY me.
The current score ? M- I mean, him.
It's time for Doctor = Funk Beat, are you happy?
https://youtu.be/UYfx2fgwFlo
Some of you are still trying to stick together. It'll only be a few moments before you realize it's every man for himself out here.
>>3812468
It's always time! Fan fictions are works of amateurs that can't work up the mental strength to think of their own characters! My masterpieces are completely from my own mind!
>>3812491
>He sighs.
Manga is a form of literature. It is read from the right to the left, unlike American comics. They're also far more mature than comics and deal with more pressing and difficult lessons. My manga, Pink Dark Boy, is regarded as the greatest.
>>3812492
Then you can procure my manga in eBook format, as well.
>>3812504
It was a shounen for the first three Parts, but has since become a seinen. It's currently on its eighth Part, and audiences are still thoroughly enjoying it. I'm amazed you've never heard of it, though that could be chalked up to the fact that you simply live in a different world.
>>3812575
I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE AND MEXICANS
BOTH HAVE AIDS AND GO AT IT LIKE RABBITS WHEN LEFT ALONE
>>3812550
His name was Al. I he started playing, and joined in the Roka Adventure Guild, and then failed his first task.
>>3812575
Whaaaa I didn't know this was a zombie-horror survival game!
>>3812575
>>3812568
Three points ahead Se-
Wait.
Fuck.
>Click
>Boom
>>3812575
I-I told you to Henshin wi-with me...wh-why didn't you listen?
>>3812575
.... (I can explain....)
>>3812575
Zombies love horse pussies... You'll thank me in the afterlife. I saved you from a great pain.
>>3812584
That may be that...
Do you talk about the meaning of life, God and that sort of stuff in your manga? Surely, since it's a seinen now.
>>3812549
Ambrose is ahead with !.75. Rollins has 1.00
>>3812571
*unenthusiastic clapping*
>>3812575
I did not have much.
>>3812584
American. I will presume you are Japanese. No wonder I did not know.
>>3812612
>>3812549
My mistake. It is now 1.25 for Rollins. He gains a whole point if he manages to win the match.
>>3812612
Ahaha... Ah, that's about the normal reaction, good afternoon Rammy, how are you feeling today?
>>3812612
>>3812575
Well, if I don't make it alive from here at least Dean died before me.
>>3812584
What about next time instead of drawing your little sketches on the sidelines you join us with the whole zombie family ? I bet you'll find a lot of inspiration in there.
>>3812602
COWARD
O
W
A
R
D
Only one death tonight, but of course it's our insane neighborhood ex-sheriff doing the job.
>>3812645
All hail glorious pantsu shots.
>>3812652
Sorry for being late I got di-...I-I swear, th-the only girl I can ever trust i-is Aoi-Tan...
>>3812611
It's the number one best selling manga, and has been for five years running. Of course that's the reason. God is a popular topic, yes, though you'll find things such as fate and destiny being questioned and discussed as well. I believe, even for myself, it's a good read.
>>3812612
I am, though my manga has been distributed officially with Chinese and Italian translations as well. Even though you're American, surely you've at least heard of the term "manga" before? I swear, the taste of your country baffles me.
>>3812651
I've never been a fan of the zombie apocalypse genre that your country popularized. It wouldn't sell well. There was an instance that I used invisible zombies in my manga, and people were unsure of whether it was a good writing move or not. Even today, I wish I would have thought of something else. Zombies are a cheap form of antagonist.
>>3812640
I feel like nothing at the moment.
>>3812645
Thank you mysterious benefactor.
>>3812652
Good but the situation should have been avoided in the first place.
>>3812652
Damn it, I thought that would work
>>3812683
It is not that. The country known as Japan has been a crater for more than a century now. I have no knowledge of most of everything about it.
>>3812651
That wasn't me being a coward, That was me giving you a fighting chance, be grateful.
Wouldn't want to stomp my own brother by 4 points right?
Dubs and I host. Off by one and I take a break for a week.
>>3812722
Looks like you're getting a meme games today.
>>3812692
Ah, that either means you're happy and you don't know it or that something is wrong, so why do you feel like that?
>>3812722
Thank you in advance!
Mail here
>>3812722
Yay, more games!
Now, Mokou, what did we learn about using fire magic indoors?
>>3812652
I had the gun ready in case she was infected anyway.
>>3812683
I actually agree a lot with your last sentence.
As an American myself, even I can admit the painful lack in the diversity of our "culture".
>>3812718
Damage control, you were just afraid that I find you and crush your old bones to dust myself, giving me 0.50 points instead of 0.25 points.
>>3812729
YES.
>>3812746
>>3812652
>>3812575
>>3812470
>>3812354
>>3812259
This is a really good game so far. Based host.
>>3812746
Yeah, well screw you guys, I'm gonna make my own group, with actual Sentai Rangers!
>>3812746
OH GOD THEY'RE RIPPING OUT MY INSIDES!
>>3812760
I just said I wanted to give you a chance, Wouldn't want you to lose more points by losing to me.
Quit talkin to me, you got an apocalypse to survive.
>>3812734
Nothing. It has been uneventful so far.
>>3812746
What a pleasant noise.
>>3812735
Mail?
>>3812683
Mhh... Yeah, I guess universal themes sell well. Though in my experience, sales mean little in regard to overall quality. Not that popular pieces don't deserve their successes.
Do you give free samples?
>>3812786
Mail.
>she goes through her bag and gives the lady a banana
>>3812735
I'm sure It's just a bag of adds, as always....
>>3812712
Surely your world features a much weaker Japan than the one I live in.
Regardless, manga is an extremely important piece of our culture. Would you like the first Volume?
>>3812760
At least you have some sense. Americans have horrible taste, and nearly all of the outside world can agree with that, though it seems that Americans just choose to ignore their ignorance. Ironic.
>>3812788
How about we make a deal. I'll give you Volume 1 completely free. Read through it, and return it to me when you're finished. If you disliked it, I won't make you pay. But, if you ask me for Volume 2, I'll make you pay double. Does that sound fair?
>>3812734
>>3812742
>>3812760
No problem, i'll even start immediately after this game is over.
>>3812735
Oh, your the pony from before... you fly and deliver mail here?
>>3812746
I'm not named the NUMBER ONE SURVIVOR for nothing.
That Crimson Demon though, gotta be careful with that one.
>>3812801
>she goes through her bag and gives the furry a banana
Wait a minute... Something's wrong here... Oh yeah I need your signature.
>>3812818
Yaaaaaay, games!
>>3812729
Great.
>>3812821
Yeah, and you're the creature that walks on two-legs, kinda like the dragons and the diamond dogs.
Seth's starting to go nuts again.
>>3812800
Got anything for me?
>>3812826
My signature? Do I have A packet?
Well, here it is : F.Y.X.E
>>3812786
I feel that will change by tonight, but thanks.
>>3812846
I don't know of any dragons or dogs that can walk on two legs...
Good Afternoon
>>3812800
Why would someone send me this?
>>3812814
Possibly. It was destroyed in 1999. I will assume that this manga is some type of literature.
>>3812853
Abandoning all of them is the key to winning this.
>>3812871
I did just leave someone to die. That is worth smiling about. I have no idea what you are talking about though.
>>3812814
Oh boy, I'm well aware of that fact. I mean I live side by side with these idiots, the rumors don't even make it justice to just how horrible it is.
Thankfully, there's exceptions, like me.
>>3812853
YOU BASTARD
HE WAS SO YOUNG, HE HAD THE LIFE AHEAD OF HIM.
MY LITTLE DOGGO KEVIN.
>>3812814
Hey, It works for me. I never refuse free stuff.
W-What Double?
Well... it's fair I guess. Can you write your signature on it though? I'm sure it sells well, j-just in case I dislike it I mean.
>>3812883
Good afternoon, United Kingdom.
Can someone give me some tips on hosting, or direct me to a list of them? I have the tools and backgrounds already, but I just want to know how long it should take between slides, whether or not to post Fallen Tribute slides, stuff like that.
>>3812856
>she gives the little boy a banana
Something is wrong... Why did you all order bananas? Was this a prank call again?
>>3812865
Ahright, thank you miss.
>>3812876
You don't get out much then.
>>3812892
I don't
>she looks at her bag again
Oh I took the banana bag again.
>>3812883
Allo.
>>3812926
I'm new to this place, thank you... Where i come from dragons don't exist, and dogs are four legged...
The steady flow of deaths starts again.
>>3812892
Haha, that sounds like fun for you, but I mean for the applause and the other day with the flowers.
>>3812916
Add me on Steam and I'll tell you everything you need to know.
>>3812883
How does it feel to finally being part of the cool club, UK ?
>>3812916
>how long it should take between slides
Between 3-5 minutes
Depends on the number or replies
>>3812916
Down to style, but it does good to not go too fast or too slow.
I look at the post timers and wait for 4-5 minutes to pass before posting the next slide. If nobody's replying to the slides, post faster.
Fallen tributes are fine if you feel like it, but I prefer to only post those slides after an arena event.
>>3812916
It's pretty much up to you. I think the best way is to just host for yourself and get a feel for yourself to see what's right.
>>3812926
Wait, what are you going to do with my signature? I don't remember having ordered anything.
>>3812926
I'm waiting for a magazine...
>>3812944
I think I am done for.
>>3812934
Is that an attempt at a terrible French accent?
>>3812951
Away from that damned union? Great. Though some in the family do not agree with the outcome.
>>3812892
1999?
...Surely that's only a coincidence. Yes, manga is a form of literature. In fact, it's the most influential kind of literature known through history.
>>3812902
No, you aren't an exception. You're just as moronic as all of the other Americans.
>>3812906
>He grins and raises his pen towards you.
Are you asking me for an autograph? What a surprise.
>His hand turns to a blur as he writes his signature in midair in under a second, the ink remaining static. He swipes his hand forward, and the autograph plasters itself onto the copy of the manga. "Rohan Kishibe," it reads.
>>3812942
Dogs are four-paws in my place, silly creature, you can see dragon when they migrate.
>>3812960
the mailing office needs signatures because I accidentally threw a bunch of mail into a lava once.
>>3812963
Magazine? Fashion magazine? You're a hat maker? Is that tree symbol your cutie mark?
>>3812976
What's a French?
>>3812916
Ask Asuka, she's the only good host, the rest of these chucklefucks are a snorefest
>>3812944
How could I kill you if you both have such wonderful smiles?
Fake or not, they are nicely crafted, and a fine mold for future happiness.
Keep them that way, alright?
>>3812947
Ah. You appreciated those?
>>3812978
You seem concerned.
Not in my history. Though I am curious.
>>3812926
I feel there would be someone better in your position.
>>3812916
Talk about how good your games are but never host them.
That way everyone thinks your games are great and no one can prove you wrong.
>>3813015
One's don't make good mailmares, ponies make good mailmares.
>>3812978
Ah ah, thanks, with this I win in anycase. You seems pretty confident, in yourself. I don't think I'll be disappointed.
>>3812992
Why were you flying above a volcano?!! If sure my driver's licence was in one of those letters!
>>3812978
That's not even true ! Unlike them I have great tastes in those "mangas", some of my favorites are.. Popeye, for example.
That manga was awesome.
>>3812944
I don't need your help, I'm simply minding my own business.
The captchas are being so cancerous it reminds me of how it was in /hga/.
Except that on that shitboard posting with errors was the norm.
>>3812992
Riiiight... so you're in charge of delivering the mail...
>>3813015
Of course, they're in my living room now, It's a little to hot out to keep them outside.
>>3813019
Better yet, say you're working on games and never host them or better yet, finish them
>>3812992
umm.. not really, its a science magazine, Im not a hat maker, and what is a cutie mark?
>>3812992
French is a language spoken by my southern neighbour. I'm not surprised a flying horse like yourself has never heard of it.
>>3813054
If trading isn't an option, i'll just have to take what you have by force.
>>3813054
You're a few years late for that. A few dozen years.
>>3813054
Not only I don't have time to play games but no chances in hell am I sitting around with freaks like you.
Even an infected has a better face than that clown.
>>3813037
Then I believe another pony will do better in your position.
>>3813063
Too hot and yet you are still wearing your clothes.
>>3813049
this happened a long time ago, I don't think diamond dogs can get driver's license.
>>3813056
Yeah, want something delivered?
>>3813069
It's this thing.
>she points with her hooves at her butt, showcasing symbols of bubbles
That's my cutie mark.
>>3813071
Yeah, French sounds like a tasty snack, what are you? You look like a ball, if my eyes are correct.
Waifu wars escalate to a new level.
>>3813065
Nah my strategy is to leave the las part out of there.
>>3813015
I live in the year 1999. Unless a freak nuclear accident were to occur, I'm sure Japan will remain fine.
>He holds out a copy of Volume 1 of Pink Dark Boy.
I would like for you to read this. Show it to everyone you know that may appreciate a good story.
>>3813049
Of course you won't be. I'm surprised you didn't question my ability.
Do you have one of your own? A Stand?
>>3813053
Popeye is very much not a manga.
>>3813131
But they can't fire me, I have rights I think, besides I mail things well, just cause I misspaced some and kinda burn other letters doesn't mean I'm bad.
>>3813134
Too easy.
>>3813132
Not right now, but I probably will at some point...
>>3813146
*she begins to flip through it*
This has pictures in it. And some odd poses.
>>3813160
That is exactly what it means.
>>3813132
>mark
>>3813132
Diamond dogs?
I'm not made of Diamond...
>>3813146
A stand? Is that a fancy word for "abilities" or "gift"?
Well, I DO have two "stands"
