/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Double Peridot Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Lapisfags are not depressed they're all attentionwhore meme fags who don't have any problems and they're only problem is that they like a dumb character.
Lapis Lazuli
>>380582
>dumb character
How is she dumb? And why would you assume they have no issues?
so far so good
Is /co/sug/ as casually conversational as /trash/sug/ gets?
>>380636
lies
>>380637
/co/ is full of faggots and furshits in denial
>mfw Zuke ate 4 plates of food at a buffet once
>>380637
/co/sug/ is outlawed until the hiatus ends.
>>380615
That reaction image is for making fun of THE ASIAN only, please delete it.
>>380607
This.
With maybe the exception of Cold Tea Anon, all Lapisfags just like their meme waifu. Yes, 'meme waifu', as she has no actual personality beyond implied stockholm syndrome, so her only personality is based on viral assumptions.
I don't get why she seems such a common favourite, maybe it's her voice lisp?
>>380636
sexhair 2 good
>>380670
Make me.
>>380665
That's not relevant to my question. Maybe I should have phrased it as "was /co/sug" instead of "is /co/sug", but you get what I meant.
>>380695
Then 'yes'. There is no way to stay on point when we were constantly making new threads every few hours.
>>380656
And /trash/ is filled with faggots and actual furshits.
>>380740
yes, there is. I remember when the 1st stevenbomb aired we had a nice stream of discussion which of course was covered in a stream of shitposting, which thank god didn't last long and we had plenty to talk until we reached page 10 and the cycle repeated
>>380777
that I can't deny
we are on /sug/ though, and I'm sure this general is full of anons from different boards
>>380792
I don't know how I feel about this board-mixing nonsense. /co/mrade purebloods only desu
What do you all have against tulpas?
>>380792
doesn't everyone crossboard?
I haven't actually stuck to one board ever since I came to /b/ in 08
nobody actually spends ALL their time here, r-right?
>>380821
Tulpas don't have rights in these parts, pal.
>>380813
Whatever, /sug/ is the bastard child of /mlp/. This general belongs to us.
>>376850
>>376880
Did what I could, still don't think real pictures work well with this stuff.
Any edit requests?
This with lapis pls. And if you could replace "M.A. Larson" with Rebecca Sugar I'd love you.
>>380838
I used to roam hopelessly until I found my true home on /sug/
>>380845
The girl as Rose and the guys as Pearl and Amy, respectively
>>380867
How about you go get a version of that which doesn't have a shitton of artifacts. Even better, just link to the original tweet.
>>380881
Would the two in the back be Ruby and Sapphire?
>>380881
Anon...
>>380821
We like our show, some of us might be in love with the characters, but we aren't at the point where we would consciously and purposefully induce mental illness on ourselves. I'd rather wait for a real girl that's similar to Lapis than give myself hallucinations I can't reverse.
>>380883
go find it yourself you autistic waste of neurons
>>380900
Either that or Garnet and Steven.
Young versions if you feel like it.
>>380907
Weeelll fuck me
>>380907
fucking half-melon shit
>>380792
Even when the hiatus ends, does anybody really want to go back to a board with no porn?
>>380658
>>380908
>mental illness
Tulpas aren't a mental illness.
>can't reverse
That's not how it works.
>>380931
what about /aco/?
also I'm still not sure if I wanna go back to /co/, though this place will be dead when we bounce back from this fucking nightmarish hiatus
>>380958
Three months of hiatus is not a large hiatus.
>>380938
fatty fatty fat fat
>>380965
it is for me
it's one of the reasons why I dropped GF
>>380845
This with Steven or Lapis
>they think this hiatus is bad
7 Y E A R S
Y
E
A
R
S
>>380982
not now
>>380977
Please kill yourself.
>>380965
It is in the middle of a season. Is it so difficult to time these stoppages around the story?
>>380839
Like hell I don't have rights!
>>380958
>what about /aco/?
I want a healthy mix of vanilla art and porn.
>>380994
cry me a river faget, it's not my fault hirsch hates its own creation
>>381109
You're the sort of zero attention span millennial cancer that is killing media.
>>381147
>killing media
more like renovating
get with the times, gramps
>>381238
but he started it!
>>381265
Part two?
>>381350
That's it, as far as I know.
>>381529
kek she's walking like a duck and her feet are enormous
>>381544
Naaaah
Dank thread?
>>381583
Yep, huge feet.
>>381583
every time I see this image I think that those feet have no business being that detailed
>>381656
Who story boarded that episode?
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd%2Fdnd%2F20001222b
Post DnD alignment and best gem.
Neutral Good
Garnet
>>381676
True Autism
Steven
>>381674
Lamar
>>381674
zuke the lesbo who's gonna end herself when the show ends because no one else till take her sjw propaganda
>>381676
>Alignments
How does it feel to be part of the problem?
>>381656
Like the cartoons we had growing up didn't have at least a small form of foot fetishism.
>>381779
Kind of related
Reminder
Garnetfags = lawful dank
Lapisfags = true dank
Amyfags = chaotic dank
Stevenfags= lawful meme
Fangfags = true meme
Fusionfags = chaotic meme
Perifags = lawful cancer
Pearlfags = true cancer
Freaks = chaotic cancer
>>381749
you can stop trying to force this zuke hate meme, it's not catching on
>>381779
not just foot fetishism
the more I watch the more I notice all kinds of different fetishes in old cartoons, cartoonists are some sick fucks
>>381827
>true meme
why tho
>>381827
>Freaks = chaotic cancer
the best kind of cancer there is
CRY ME A RIVER DICKFACE
>>381830
>cartoonists are some sick fucks
It's a profession mostly inhabited by nerds and socially awkward individuals, what do you expect?
>>380845
This guy into Greg please.
I want Lapis to choke me until I'm a barely conscious, slobbering wreck!
>>382083
Zuke get the hell outta here
It's hard to wake in the morning and know that no one here will taste Peridot virginal cunt.
Anyone else think Jasper would be a power bottom? Gymbuff girls usually are masochists from my experience, and I think Jasper growling through a ballgag for you to whip her harder and make her actually feel the lashes would be pretty freaking hot.
>>382159
>Anyone else think Jasper would be a power bottom?
yes
I saw complaints about the screencap if the Slim Shady parody last thread with someone using tomorrow and not editing out the replies. Here is a version with both things omitted.
>>382159
that makes me think of Soldier saying "you call that Killing me!? I am Not Dead! *SNAP* I STAND CORRECTED!!"
>>382240
*of
Reminder that yellow Dio is going to get her shit kicked in by bismuth.
>>382240
Crop out the bit on the side, and you should screenshot it again including the gap between posts beneath it.
>>382267
Reminder that all the bad guy gems will be sliced and bisected by champion human connie and that thousand year old warriors will be helpless before her mighty sword, which will be renamed Connie's Sword, becauyse Rose is nothing compared to her mighty cunt.
>>382159
>freak projection of cheeto gem sex.
>this is my very first true and honest kek.
>>382321
Tell me one scenario where she could win against Lapis.
>>382321
Imagine if Lapis was really, really angry at Steven in Ocean Gem and she ended up creating 20 water clones of the CGs. Lapis is OP.
>>382398
She cuts the water with Connie's Sword, which has the same water cancelling properties Connie's Shield and then slices her in half.
CONNIE IS INVINCIBLE! A TRUE GOD OF BATTLE.
>>382398
well for one, tears and depression aren't a weapon
>>382292
I went and did that, and yeah, the end result is way better.
Anyone got any more gem tiddies?
Not straight up porn, but stuff like this?
>>382486
Yeah, sure.
Lemme check my archives.
>>382481
Glad I could help.
>>380845
Pic related as Peridot.
>>382486
>>382446
>Connies shield
>>382558
https://strawpoll.me/6155686
>>382580
Glad to help mate
>>382609
>>382588
Why do people not like Connie? Is it because she distracts from the deep lore of gem history and stuff?
>>382617
>>382629
>>382617
I'm actually barfing baka
>>382633
>>382644
What you ask is what you get.
>>382650
>>382558
>>382609
>>382617
>>382633
Disgusting heresy of the highest order.
>>380845
lapiz
Tell me edgy stories /sug/
>Lapis comes back
>Connie gets jealous of Steven and Lapis
>She attacks Lapis
>Lapis gets angry and uses her water powers to blow Connie's lacrimal ducts
>Unfortunately Steven arrives too late.Connie is now blinded for the rest of her life
>>381676
Neutral
Sardonyx
I'm honestly holding my stomach
stop this I beg you
>>382711
>I'm honestly holding my stomach
Because?
>>382735
The cock in anon's ass went too far up, now it is pushing against his stomach. The preassure makes him want to hurl. It's all very technical.
>>382705
isn't steven basically jesus? whats stopping him from just healing her eyes(again).
>>382775
Lapis has control of steven's tears and other body fluids. He can't use them no mo.
>>382791
So, bloodbending?
Now I want to see Lapis puppeteering someone.
>>382629
oh yes , oh god yes , a million times yes
>>382819
He also can't shit or piss unless he's allowed by lapis.
Do you mind /sug/?
I know I don't
>>382791
then maybe she should stop being worst gem?
>>382650
Now that's what I was talking about. Nice.
>>382833
Nope
>>382834
She can't stop herself. It's the purpose of her existence.
>>382833
DO I
>>382833
Flat is justice.
Would you fuck someone with vitiligo?
>>383103
no but I'd let that someone fuck me
>>383103
Depends how cute they look
>>383103
FUCKING VITILIGO
this one is semi decent compared to others , so maybe. the real question is would they wanna fuck me
When will this (hell) be over?
>>383253
Isn't that Pearl a dude?
>>383149
I wanna fuck you
>>383253
>>383259
This is the only true RL version of Pearl
>>383259
It's actually a chick, but /sug/ loves their memes because they saw a slight bulge in her pants.
>>383253
Reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Q23thkSTA
>>383259
Nah, and even if it were, I'd still hit it.
I WANT TO FUCK A ROCK
>>383346
Whoa, calm down there Greg.
Got bored. Drew Peridot in Lum bikini.
Still learning to draw as you can clearly tell.
>>382705
Gem class Pearl. Orchid, Second Class. Serial number: Bee, three, five, seven, jee-
>her interrogator loses her patience and strikes her thrice, once on the jaw and twice in the abdomen
>it had been this way for the past two days since she botched her mission due to bad intel
>at least, she thought it had been two days. she's never been wrong about time before, why doubt herself now?
>another bolt of light hits the fortress sending vibrations and a deep, muffled boom throughout its halls
>a banging is heard at the door, and the fully formed Amethyst answers it in hushed tones
>Pearl knew the Rosian lines had been closing in when she was caught, and she knew this fort would be firmly behind them within a week, but she couldn't have imagined friendly forces would be this close within two days
>she fixes her jaw, it knocked askew from her interrogator's tantrum
Rose
>just saying the name filled her with warmth
>the torturer nods before turning away from the door, a small device in her hand
>I am Amethyst, your new master.
>she holds the device towards Pearl
>Pearl was puzzled, this was new
>was this a final measure born of desperation?
>she looked at the now seemingly liquid device, colors shifting in and out of focus, a chaotic mess
>but she sees a figure
>>I am Amethyst, your new master.
>she peers through it, almost coming closer to the figure
>she starts feeling warmer
>>>I am Amethyst, your new master.
>she's feeling better, safer
>the figure is becoming more defined, sharper
>it looks familiar, feels familiar
>>>>>>>>>>>I am Amethyst, your new master.
>it is home; it is
>Nacre
Mother?
>
>I am Amethyst, your new master.
Amethyst is-
>Pearl shakes her head
>No, think of Rose, her smile, how she looked on that cliff overlooking the ocean, how she smiled with pride when she sees you
Gem class Pearl! Orchid, Second-
>the quartz slaps her, howling with rage and stomping the device into useless scrap
>more bolts hit the fortress and it would be a long night
How has your day today, /sug/?
>>383266
i am pleased
>>383386
Shit
>>383386
I got fired today but I'm already drunk so it's fine
It's hot outside but it's a beautiful night so it's fine
>>380585
>OP uses a peridot/lapis lazuli image
kill yourself tbqh family
>>383290
>It's actually a chick
When will this meme stop.Cant you accept the fact that he is a cute guy?
>>383386
It was okay
>>383453
>using a chinese cartoon reaction
How about you kill yourself tbqfh family
>>383386
Meh.I'm living a NEET life and my parents are pressuring me to get a job.
>>383458
Either a chick of the literal GOD OF TUCKING
>>383453
>Peridot/Lapis
>it's clearly Peridot/Pearl
Look at the deformity of Peridot's gem and the sash.
Shatter yourself my man.
>>383484
Misato is the best animated girl so it's okay
>>383458
She has marfan syndrome. It makes people lanky.
>>383504
or*
>>383504
>bending forward so much
Total Tucker, she can't hide it from me.
>>383504
>bulge
>tranny face
Literally a man
>>383544
I agree she has a manface, but I'm not seeing the bulge, tbqh.
>>383544
>Literally a meme
>>383622
Are the word filters really gone?
baka desu senpai kek
>>383622
>baka
>desu
>senpai
Has the dreaded filter been lifted?
Oh god, that same motherfucker in the other SU thread is here to troll us about the word filter.
>>383622
How are you doing that?
>>383622
What sorcery is this?
>>383622
is this achieved by some fuckery with forced letterspacing?
>>383622
baka desu senpai ?
>>383386
I'm neglecting the homework I know I should do and playing mount & blade
>>383622
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m nigger
>>383750
what happened to the filter senpai ?
>>383750
>s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m nigger
Well here is what I'm seeing
>>383762
idk t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
Since we got nothing better to do tonight /sug/,tell me real life counterparts of the gems.
Pearl-"Tranny" and the German athlete
Garnet-Grace Jones
>>380982
>7 Y E A R S
for what?
>>383781
Maybe anon's talking about the boat?
smhtbhfam
>>383781
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo
>>383661
yeah I kinda ran out of Mordecai images
Also I've been in here all along
You're all keks.
>>383851
it don' matter
nona dis matter
God dammit those words were filtered for a reason. They're nigger speak that became memes because normalfag niggers use them so much, and they're total cancer. Fuck off and kill yourselves.
Welp there goes the thread.
>>383865
Preach it, m8. smfh tbqh family
>>383865
>implying the memespeak of this site is any fucking better
>>383865
>Not using memes 24/7
What a horrible existence that must be
>>383544
See- Marfan's Syndrome
I bet some of you aren't even dank. Fucking pathetic...
>>383865
why the fuck don't you complain about pepes
>>383938
I do.
>>383964
Oh.
Well then I guess.
Ok.
>>383930
I'm not dank, but my memes [spoiler]aren't[/spoiler]
Fill the spaces /sug/:
I want to ___ ___ while she ___ with her ___
>>380585
Oh my god you guys are still here, well ok then!
>Theory: everyone, even amethyst, knows that amethyst is a rabbid dog that they will have to put down one day. Amethyst will defect from the crystal gems over this. But of course eventually Steven will patch things over
>>384031
I want to penis penis while she penis with her penis
I love mad libs
>>384031
I want to hug Opal while she combs her hair
>>384031
I want to hold hands while she speaks with her mother.
>>383622
>>384031
I want to cuddle Peridot while she plays with her hair
>>383355
good shit man, thanks for posting
>>384031
I want to FUG DEWEY while he SLEEPS with his DAKIMAKURA
sugoi~ /sug/~~~~~~
uwaaaaaa~~~~
>>384031
i want to smoke with pearl while she sings me to sleep and combs my hair
>>384198
I want her to fall asleep in my lap in a non sexual way
>>384228
you having a stroke, anon?
>>384258
Anon's caught the moe.
>>384031
I want Jasper to fuck me while she chokes me with her big yaoi hands
>>380478
i am and have been diagnosed since 12 years old due to kinda shitty life circumstances. i wish i had more of stevens optimism when i was his age, big component about why i like the show.
gotta keep trucking though
>>384251
Has it happened to you before in a sexual way?
>>384306
>not big meaty hands
ya blew it
>>384324
Sat on my boner. Hurt like hell
>>384309
>gotta keep trucking though
But why? Why do we have to keep trucking? Especially when there are definite ways out.
>>384356
No
Don't do that
We don't need another mark on the wall
Hi everyone.
missed the threads since yesterday noon.
whats new?
>>384330
I don't like break it bob hands
why can't Jasper be real
Is this show actually good or is it just tumblrshit?
>>384413
why not just end it all, there'll never be a girl like her
>>384436
It's both.
>>384436
Just watch it.
>going through today's /co/ thread
have the SU threads on /co/ always been this full of bait? the shits full of insufferable faggots saying the most anti-intellectual bullshit I've ever read on this site, even after spending years and /v/ and /b/ these /co/ niggers, who seem to think they're better than both /v/irgins and /a/utists somehow, are completely surprising me with how absolutely retarded their opinions are
I've never taken the bait this hard before
>>384356
i'm depressed anon, not suicidal. besides even if death will be as easy and peaceful as sleep, the act of dying will hurt and is not something i'm interested in right now
i've got to keep running on what's essentially fumes, but life drags on and i think that's a good thing
>>384388
good guts anon
>>384436
T U M B L R W A R N I N G
A V O I D A T A L L C O S T S
>>384446
I remember in one thread I guy was arguing that SU was worse then MLP for /co/
>>381624
>>384436
You should ask /co/
>>384473
>/d/ spawns another fetish monster
>>384446
>have the SU threads on /co/ always been this full of bait?
More or less
>>384446
/co/ is terrible. All they want to talk about is tumblr. I don't care about tumblr. If I cared about tumblr, I'd be there.
>>384446
Dude, everybody knows that /co/ sug is full of tumblers
everything is new to them
also s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>384557
Is this why /sug/fuckers are always taking the bait? Do they eventually learn I mean holy shit they'll even respond to some fucker that just says "SU is shit" and leaves.
>>384586
>and leaves
>implying they don't get all the mileage they can out of the easily rused autists of /co/
>>384557
> /co/ sug is full of tumblers
Nope
>>384586
Yeah man. It's actually a mix of that and the influx of falseflaggers and faggots who don't have a place to go so they raid the popular general of the populr cartoon to shitpost
people who actually want to discuss about it get drown into a derailed mess caused by a post along the lines of "is SU a meme show?"
>>384586
This will sound stupid but I think that because we spent so much time on /trash/ we started to become immune to bait.
Meanwhile the other SU fans that stayed in /co/ didn't changed a bit.
>>384654
Yep, it might not be your case but it is for at least half the population of /co/
>>384041
>Pearl has a love hate relationship with Steven
>She loves him out of duty, and a rather weak new found genuine liking, but she hates him because he stands in the way between her and rose, metaphorically, we think anyway
>>384702
forgot pic
>>384683
Man what? I was just about to post something like this
I hate saying this but I think trash is filled in its majority by oldfags
>>384725
As in people who have been watching SU for a while? I know I'm new if that's the metric.
>>384208
Thanks dude
>>384719
> and finally, after the debacle of the cluster taken care of, Steven finds out that homeworld is trying a new kind of forced fusion, to make HUMAN GEM HYBRIDS
>>384702
if pearl killed steven's human body rose could come back out of her gem
>>384806
>why the hell isn't it posting my pictures? anyway.,..
>>384747
Not them, but really people who have been 4chanfags for years and have built up a tolerance to most of the type of bullshit posted on this board, and who know not to respond to easy bait. Plus I don't really expect newfags to go on a hidden board full of pony porn and dumb shit anyways.
>>384806
Is there a place I can sing to be part of the experiment?
Well? Is SU a meme show?
What is worse /sug/? To lose something before you are born or to lose something and know you lost it.
