/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Have You Tried Today? Edition
Previous: >>3785967
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://cuckchan.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3800136
>tried to kill myself tofay
Why, when porn pics of Deku and Ka-Chans mom are coming out
shits cash
also, cute aliens
>>3800219
Misseps leaks anon. Shorts are confirmed, crossed out are things we've already gotten, and the rest are speculated to be themed marathon titles.
People have been very interested in "Jasper's Corruption" and "Smoky Quartz", as well as a "Bismuth" leak not pictured.
Hear we go.
how's your day /sug/ ? any big plans ?
>>3800233
Why would you do that, and what method did you use?
Did it fail? Did you pussy out at the last moment?
>>3800367
Just chillin for today, trying to be lazyer then a sloth thats been shot with a elephant trank
no big plans, maybe find more cute things
I'm growing a gut, how do i get rid of it
>>3800380
OP asked if I tried killing myself today, I said no cause I found some pretty good porn
>>3800452
Oh, I wasn't paying attention. I should go to sleep.
>>3800367
I have two finals tomorrow and I've studied for 12 hours straight. I can't sleep so I'll drink myself into a coma.
>>3800481
stay up nerd, its too quiet in here
Hey anon, you like what you see?
Another day, another thread...
>>3800587
>that artist
no, i really dont
>>3800522
not good familia, relax.
>>3800587
Where's her bulge?
>>3800649
Come on
>>3800674
I am relaxing ...for now. I go to work/school with a hangover or buzzed on a daily basis so w.e at least I fried my brain cells studying so I'm guilt-free.
>>3800722
>tfw Lapis will never put pictures of her dong on your tablet
>>3800448
Power walking
I love Pearl so much it hurts.
Why must her sweet embrace bless me only in my dreams?
Reposting Smug Poil getting headpats from Yellow Clod because it's cute.CUTE!
>>3800845
i hear you pal
>>3800827
Kek some coincidence i read this after watching
https://youtu.be/yESOHsglJs8
long-term friendship has been a luxury for me
it sucks when you feel alone most of the time
>>3800941
at least you have some good friends.
Do you think Ian has a nice ass?
>>3800941
short term friends/people to chill with are ideal.
it only sucks to feel alone because you can't stand by yourself
>>3800845
why can't she be real
>>3800892
Ah fuck, it's been so long since I've watched athf
>>3801072
Rebecca has said that Pearl is very much like her, so you could try fugging her as a substitute Pearl. I think Ian would murder you though.
>>3801072
Because she's a hardlight hologram
>>3801055
hot
>>3801055
I want to eat his pudgy buns
>>3801059
Not if you're an extreme introvert, short term friends are practically impossible for me.
>>3801055
just
just give it a lil pinch
>>3801108
Nah he seems more like a guy who would let you dp and spit roast her
>>3801059
i guess youre right
fun short-lived friendship is good because you can cherish those moment
even if its only 5 months or 4
>>3801142
Becky might get jealous though, be careful anon.
>>3801130
the only good part about this pic is roses face
>>3801226
that is a great face
>>3801130
Golly...
>>3801226
looks like a piggy
>>3801192
its a house, shaped like a igloo
nice
>>3801094
i can't stop shes perfect
>>3801249
Think about it, Ian is probably just as soft and doughy as Rose is in that pic. Give him a poke and see what happens.
>>3801094
i just need some pearls when im tired, pal
which is most of the time
>>3801275
Ian and Rebecca visit lots of weird places, it's pretty cool
>>3801094
that lucky bastard is probably slow dancing with Pearl under the stars right now
>>3801435
Don't end it for Pearl, it's not worth it anon.
How long has it been now?
>>3801435
dont die yet we havent seen the ending
>>3801469
Oh god, a cringe beetle in /sug/.
PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE. PURGE.
>>3801523
He gets to LIVE IT
>>3801545
>not using greentext
I'm such a newfag it hurts.
>>3801375
>lots of weird places
I love that actually, its good to see them wander and visit odd places, hope it gives them better ideas on environments
If theres one key thing that keeps me rooted to this series, its environment
>>3801545
Hopefully Ms. Sugar was able to show her the light
>>3801584
They apparently frequent a donut place called Mr. Donut or something like that, it looks just like the Big Donut. Traveling must help influence them.
>>3800941
i got a gf now, and i see her on daily basis i miss being alone.
damn it sucks to be human.
>>3800522
tweens are for fug
is there a imgur for all the in too deep edits so far?
ded bread
>SDCC.
>Steven Universe panel.
>"Excuse me, Ms. Sugar! What's the deal with the schedule exactly? Why is CN so inconsistent with it?"
>Silence.
>Sugar reaches under her seat.
>Draws out a cigarette.
>Lights it and takes an unnervingly long drag.
>"Let me tell you about Cartoon Network."
>>3800845
I'm going to sleep in a few hours, if Pearl isn't real when I wake up...
I'm gonna go back to sleep.
Do we know anything about a next episode?
>>3801617
The confederation didn't lose they just took control of the u.s. government, those sneaky democrats
>>3801811
I feel sorry for Sugar, she has to wrestle with CN to get anything done.
>>3801965
it's a Peridot episode
>>3802061
why does pen look so ill and or high in this picture
>>3802190
In every photo I've seen he looks like that, but these pictures are also from 2012-2013 when he was working on the show, so he was likely under a lot of stress.
Has anyone ever done any audio mixing bullshit to the rant Pearl did at the start of Frybo to actual hear what she's saying?
>>3802271
aw man thought that was del toro
>>3800136
>be me
>16 yo
>rather popular guy at the high school
>average family
>no responsabilities outside school and volunteer at various coding groups
>literally the comfiest life i can ever imagine
>still, grew up as a depressed guy
>not a drama queen or emo, i was "normal" at the day but i haven't slept well ever since i was 13
>thinking life may (and might) end at any point for literally no reason
>thinking our own existance has no further purpose than self preservation for as long as we can
>thinking whatever path i take is completely useless since all of them leads to death
>thinking at least, death must be my own decision
>grabbed a thick rope and put it on the ceiling
>i remark, on the ceiling
>kicked the chair away
>ceiling brakes and my neck is a little twisted afterwards
>apparently, i'm too stupid to kill myself
I tried to kill myself again by throwing me from a bridge but I felt discouraged a little after. I'm still depressed, but now I'm just too afraid to abandon everything.
>>3802454
I don't know who that is but he sounds cool
>>3802367
I remember asking that in a stream months ago and the host said he heard (so take this with a grain of salt) that gem shards were used to make golems to fight in the rebellion the same way frybo was made. probably what the armor of the fallen was for
>>3802503
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. And a pretty cool detail.
>>3802459
Try again
A different method this time, do you have any firearms?
>>3802496
He made pacific rim and pan's labyrinth
>>3802520
I do. But, you know, I just can cut my neck with a knife or stab my heart.
Anyway, it's a bloody mess. My family had to deal with my death, and the mess. Forensics team as well. Besides, would you imagine my pictures on the news with my neck slit or my chest open? Media doesn't have any respect of it.
No. If I do it again it must be a neat and soft death.
>>3802459
nah breh hanging sucks, tried twice, once it failed stupidly and the other I survived. Besides, if youre a pussy like me it hurts a lot. Maybe jumping off a high building or a shot would work. I'd say pills, but the last times I ended up either in the hospital, going high off pills on the streets, or puking it all out.
>>3802561
I feel ashamed for not knowing that now, damn.
Also got some fresh RS pics today
>>3802623
>>3802459
I rec therapy.
>>3802632
>>3802580
>I just can cut my neck with a knife or stab my heart
Yeah, no, gun is better.
A shotgun is the best gun for suicide, if you do it right it will kill you quickly and without pain.
Of course, if you don't want to make a mess, you could use an exit bag, that's pretty good too.
But you probably aren't gonna do it.
>>3802623
I thought Ian's hand was a muffin.
>>3802641
Rebecca is so cute
>>3802580
In addition, what do you think a bullet in my head or a neck slit would tell about myself? That I was desperate to make it end?
Again, my death would be a thorought and rational decision. So I ought to do it the right way.
>>3802661
pearl is cuter
and more hung
>>3802670
>rational decision
>suicide
Are you going to be tortured for information sometime in the near future?
>>3802670
A bullet would tell that you were smart and used a good method to kill yourself.
A neck slit would tell that you are a masochist
>>3802658
I thought so too from the thumbnail, I actually thought I found a picture of her eating something. Alas, I only have pictures of her drinking water. Which there are way too many of, she must have to pee all the time.
>>3802676
How dare you sir, Becky is just as cute, if not more cute, than Pearl.
>>3802670
Just do this
私のサービスを提供する:私はあなたのジェムをこするします!いいえジェムが粗すぎる、または私の手の猛烈な摩擦作用をエスケープするにはあまりにもスムーズではありません!
Also, accepting requests for lewd stories
>>3802768
I don't speak chinese
>>3802768
futa opal desperately fighting her urges to fug steven and breaking down doing lewd things to him
never deliver thou make her suffer
>>3802649
>But you probably aren't gonna do it
I might let life itself to do the job indeed. Or do it when death will be certain, just to feel life wasn't taken from me, if there's any point whatsoever on that.
>>3802694
Maybe. Who knows. The future doesn't exist anyway.
>>3802700
Perhaps, but, again, people close to me would have to deal with my death and I would make the process for them even more painful and difficult by spreading my blood everywhere.
>>3802768
Ehh? What's that?
>>3802789
what age steven?
>>3802812
i mean if he always looks 12 you can make it how you please
>>3802799
Yeah well I seriously doubt you're gonna do it anytime soon so talking about this is pointless.
Remember to use a better method if you actually decide to do it, there's lot of info on how to kill yourself on the internet.
>>3802799
>The future doesn't exist anyway.
Not for you if you kill yourself.
>>3802854
What you are is a fucking faggot who doesn't even want to look RADICAL in death.
I bet you wouldn't even stream it.
>>3802866
I might just dissappear in a boat, tie me to some weight and let me sink into the deep water. The stress of not being able to breathe can last less than mere seconds anyway.
>>3802948
Man
You must really like suffering.
>>3802812
what a shitty rope
>>3801130
Really like this pic, though it'd be ten times better without any body hair. Who drew it?
>>3802987
That thing would break as soon as he falls.
Steven isn't good at suicide.
>>3802895
Yeah? I bet that even if I stream it you wouldn't fap at it. You wouldn't reach an orgasm as my blood spills out from every new hole my body will have, and you wouldn't cum all over your screen in an uncontrolled act looking at my cold and dead body.
>>3802661
I like this jacket
>>3802986
He's killing himself because he's a coward that thinks his suffering is somehow more than his pussy ass can take.
>>3803014
Yeah, I wouldn't, because I'm not a FAGGOT like you.
You're totally uncool, you don't even deserve to die.
>>3803036
Pearl is physically perfect, but inside she's hurting.
I can't help her.
She's not real.
This sucks.
>>3803054
what anon, you like no tit hung bitches?
das pretty gay mane
>>3803054
You gotta let go man, she's not real. There are many real women just as good as Pearl
>>3803063
What's wrong with flat boy chests anon?
>>3803050
>>3803049
Just look at you, you are not able to fap at a dead body, and yet, you think you're edgy enough to call anyone a faggot.
You're a disgrace for 4chan.
>>3803041
If he wants to kill himself, that's completely fine, it's his choice.
But fucking hell man if you're gonna don't fucking cut your neck or drown yourself, you will start regretting it before you die, that shit hurts.
Use a good and painless method, who cares if you leave a mess, you're gonna be dead anyway.
>>3803092
nothing das just pretty gay
>>3803054
I'd like to think that her pain only comes out in short bursts, rather than it being a constant problem. Pearl's still got a lot to look forward to when Steven and Amy are not fucking shit up.
>>3803098
>>3803103
I don't fap to corpses of FAGGOTS like you.
You're not even a cute girl, why would I ever fap to your corpse.
>>3803145
i like lanky gems
>>3803074
I don't want to let go.
Watching Pearl be happy makes me happy.
I love her.
A fabricated character intended to entertain children.
It sounds fucking stupid and I want to break my skull open for having such a pants on head retarded idea but I can't help it.
I'm sure I'll get over it after SU is finished. Hopefully.
>>3803158
>>3803172
ave u a tulpa yet?
>>3803041
read >>3802459, instead of being a coward, I'm embracing the fact I'll die by any means eventually, but instead, I want to have the choice when to die.
>>3803105
I might go to a deeper part of the ocean, use a long rope tied to a weight, drug me to fall asleep and, before falling asleep, let the weight sink.
Anyway, thanks for the advice. I really appreciate you want me to have a painless death.
>>3803172
You'll get through this, I believe in you
>>3803197
You're fooling yourself. Everyone and everything will die eventually.
Are you saying everything might as well die right now? Retarded.
>>3801965
It exists.
>>3803182
No. I'm too much of a skeptic to make something like that work.
Besides, better to pine hopelessly than give in to delusion. Deep down I'd know she still wasn't real. Why trade the fiction on the screen for the fiction in my head?
>Having a space rock obsessed lesbian bird as your waifu
Like, why?
>>3803229
I didn't get to choose my waifu, it just happened.
>>3803213
Thanks.
>>3803225
cause you see a potential mate with no downsides
you're basically a pet loving your owner in ways they can never understand
get a poil plush and love her forever
>>3803159
>why would I ever fap to your corpse
then why stream it? If my death wouldn't please you, why stream it?
>I don't fap to corpses of FAGGOTS like you
so you would fap at any other corpses and not necessarily female ones, wouldn't you?
>>3803220
An error on any experiment at the CERN may end into a unstable black hole that ends with the whole mankind within a few minutes.
Death can be THAT random, dude.
Whatever happened to the Summer of Steven?
>>3802768
Futa Vidalia fucking Lars from behind while he tries to serve customers at the big donut?
>>3802768
>To provide my services! I will rub your Gem No gem is too coarse, or my to escape the ferocious friction action of the hand is not too smooth!
Wut.
>>3803330
I love this picture so much I never save it, that way it's special each time it appears.
>>3802777
trips check'd
>>3803300
Because would not actually do it, because you're a FAGGOT
FAGGOTS don't stream their suicide, so you would never do it
>>3803229
Because I find her really relatable.
Obsess a lot over one person and have nervous breakdowns but still try and keep it together even though you feel like you're not doing enough
>>3803145
molest
>>3803229
why not?
>>3803300
So live as long as you can and enjoy yourself, dumbass. Don't cut your short life even shorter.
>>3802768
Armstrong getting down and dirty with Nanafua, anally pounding her while attending to her pussy and titties with two sets of arms, with the last set holding both her hands please.
>>3803404
Well he's clearly not enjoying his life, so I can understand if he wants to kill himself
It's just that it feels like he's thinking about it too much, if he was actually gonna do it, he wouldn't even be here.
He may or may not do it, since we can't be sure, this whole talk is kind of pointless, except for the advice on how to kill yourself.
>>3803213
Becky looks so happy here, plus a bonus Matt
>>3803448
>>3803451
Young Sugar, I hope she grows out her hair again sometime, it looked good as a bob
>>3803496
>>3803402
It seems like a way to only be disappointed, no matter if your waifu could ever become real or not.
>>3803533
Good to see other people posting, I thought I was all alone for a second
>>3803548
get a plush thou
fap on that cock crazed hoe
>>3803564
>cock crazed
That's the thing though, she isn't. Not even remotely.
>>3803563
>>3803336
>>3803578
you know she's just repressing it cause steven is too young
A CUTE GIRL JUST CALLED ME ADORABLE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3803629
>ADORABLE
That means she has absolutely no interest in you.
>>3803629
Tell her she looks as cute as Rebecca Sugar
>>3803586
why do you keep posting this
>>3803651
>>3803586
Come on anon, you know that twinky little bitch just loves taking cocks, there's nothing forced about it.
>>3803629
that means you either have a baby face or she finds your autism endearing to some degree
do not mistake this for actual affection or a romantic advance
>>3803683
I've found a goldmine of Sugars, look at her being adorable!
>>3803550
>>3803389
>>3803172
c'mon anon, you don't need to be so sad about that, you can use your waifu for willpower! Think about your waifu, and how she would like to see you
>>3803713
>>3803719
>how she would like to see you
Pearl wouldn't, she doesn't have any interest in humans outside of Steven because of his connection to Rose.
would you help pearl to take out an stuck buttplug? nothing sexual would happen, she just got the wrong toy and is desperated
tfw u can't draw hands
>>3803775
she's an adult she can take out her own buttplugs
also a shapeshifter
>>3803810
She hasn't shapeshifted once this entire time. At this point it's highly doubtful she even can.
>>3803795
Hot damn, that's a nice bulge though.
>>3803724
A rare Sugar wearing a ponytail!
>>3803820
Except for the episode where Steven shapeshifts and she informs him that she can too because all gems can shapeshift.
>>3803843
Dropped pic, I got too excited
>>3803733
Well, you can think she is your own pearl.
>>3803843
You have no idea what a ponytail is, do you?
>>3803854
You can see her hair is pulled back, so I assume she must be wearing a small ponytail. Also, have a rare Becky wearing pigtails (if you can find her)
>>3803849
what is that, a salad?
>>3803846
Because Pearl has never ever lied before, right?
>>3803896
>if you can find her
All you have to do is look for the ape and she's almost always right next to him.
>>3803915
About things gems can do? No.
>>3803922
I guess that's true, they are attached at the hip like Ruby and Sapphire
>>3803822
oh and fuck i forgot about the gem lmao
>>3803924
Except that all can shapeshift, because clearly she can't and she's too prideful to admit it.
>>3803905
Yes Anon-kun
>>3803952
Nice headcanon fucktard, do you kiss your mother with that shit opinion?
>>3803968
>Nice headcanon fucktard
Funny, I can say the same thing about your vehement and belligerent opinion that she can shapeshift. Only mine has actually been shown in the show and yours is a single line from a pathological liar.
>>3803984
She only lied to the fusion and Connie and they don't count as people.
>>3800733
Holy shit I'm so glad this blog is picking up heat
>>3800845
It hurts to much
>>3803992
Whatever it takes to justify her actions, go ahead. She's also lied to Steven, and who knows who else that we just haven't found out about yet? The point is that she's about as a reliable a source of information as Matt.
>>3801108
But the voice wouldn't be the same
>>3804044
She likes to talk like Pearl though, she impersonates her mother using Pearl's voice.
>>3803961
If the cool kids are supposed to be mirroring the CG who's Rose then?
>>3804096
isn't it obvious?
they died
>>3804096
>If the cool kids are supposed to be mirroring the CG
When will this meme end?
>>3804096
Greg
>>3804111
is this seriously a meme?
>>3804076
What would you do for one hour with Becky?
>>3804170
It's as much of a meme as Starting Strength.
>>3804179
Try to convince her to tell me all the lore of the Steven Univverse.
>>3804179
Share tea and cookies, give her good clothes and makeup to wear, and maybe even give her a hug!
>>3804206
That is... surprisingly innocent.
Am I the only one who actually thinks that Grasper is possible in the show?
>>3804202
She can't give her secrets away so easily, what if you tell someone?
>>3804249
No, there are plenty of idiots in the world.
>>3804225
I would never fug Becky, if that's what you're implying. A hug and friendship at most if given the chance.
>>3804206
I would love to hug her so much. Just a nice warm hug that says "thank you"
>>3804275
I agree, she deserves a thank you.
>>3802789
Here you go friend! http://pastebin.com/WAaVzgvh
>>3804225
becky isn't for sexual
>>3804251
Secrets are dumb (and breach her NDA) so I would just talk about dumb stuff like favorite colors and strains of weed
Would you buy a canon history book about gemkind?
>>3804294
Yes, but that won't ever actually happen.
>>3804282
So many thanks for so many happy moments
>>3804289
btw, she gave in
>>3804282
I don't deserve anything
>>3804291
Only Ian can do sexy things with Becky, nobody else
>>3804319
ALL HAIL LORD SUCROSE
>>3804309
That is quite rude anon, no bullying
Is it the animation process that's taking them so long? What is it that's making us wait so fucking much?
>>3804346
rebecca what does it feel like when he puts it up your butt?
Y'know for a show with a fanbase full of avid shippers, as well as girls, who are traditionally the primary writers of fanfiction:
There is a shockingly little amount of longform fanfics for SU. It's mostly one shots and stuff. The few longer ones I've seen usually blow chunks too. I think I've really only found 2 genuinely good, lengthy SU fanfictions.
Connie's mom
>>3804357
>implying I'm the goddess of the universe
>>3804362
>worst gem
>>3804293
I think Sugar would enjoy talking about weed with you
>>3804362
This is probably a Lapis Lazuli.
>>3804373
Oh you bet she would. I'd put all kinds of SU stickers on my bong and I'd grow a strain called magic moss just for her (and I guess Lauren if she wants) to smoke
The real question is would she drop acid with me
>>3804351
It's probably CN doing weird schedualing bullshit, I'm sure the animation is already done.
>>3804321
of course
tru
>>3804399
If anyone but Ian did sexual to her I would cry
>>3804362
who fucked her heart so we could get curry breath jr?
how did she live the gem fucking?
was rose written as a poorly done method of making a world with a new perspective and having the main character have some sort of tragedy without it effecting them very much?!
>>3804404
If every boarder were perfect we wouldn't have Lamar :^)
