https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYUdZOJ5jw
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT
YOUR CHAMPION, GARNET, DEFENDS HER TITLE AGAINST 47 OTHER SUPERSTARS, IN THE HUNGER GAMES
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRSSSSLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM
>>379993
Junko Enoshima
Spy
Sans
Seth Rollin's Uncle
Captain Spaulding
>>379993
Ruby Gloom
Lord Beerus
>>379993
El Spiko
EL ALMA
Jolyne Kujoh
MEXICAN RAIDEN
Haru-chan
Buzz Lightyear
Genos
>>379993
King Asgore.
>>379993
YUFFIE
Seth
Rollins
>>379993
Major Tom
Erica
Frog Man
Herbert the pervert
Badou Nails.
Suu
>>379993
Lenny
>>379999
witnessed
Francis York Morgan
IS-chan
Chris Benoit
Eggman-kun
Jack Frost
T-Dub
>>379990
I think that might be the best course of action for you Genos.
>>379996
Alright,
Kill me,
Do it,
Slash me with the scythe.
>>379998
Do you mean it?
Do you really, really, really mean it?
>>379993
Stocking
Alex Mercer
Rin-chan
>male
>>380002
Hopefully never because I wouldn't be able to contain myself.
>>379993
Mordekaiser.
Chara
>>379993
Premier Soviet
Martin Rauch
Good evening, guys.
THE SPIRIT SQUAD
Ira Gamagoori
Accelerator.
Sheamus
Kilroy
Based dad
>>379993
IBUKI
>>379993
Ririchiyo
Sherrod Brown
Coldsteel
Chris
Smugbob
>>379993
Garry
Erica Hartmann
Billy Mays
>>380045
Yo.
>>380039
Of course I mean it. And who knows. Maybe we can swap ideas or something.
>>379993
TP Lady
>>379993
The Wraith
>>379974
Some woman's got a real good whip apparently.
>>379969
Im warning you though, You even attempt to assault her or continue when she doesn't want to and I'l show you what real pain is,
>>380028
>pick you up and throws you in a lake
>>379993
Marty!
Medusa
>>379993
Hotler
God damn I've missed you guys. How are all of you doing?
Kamina
>>380045
Hi
>>380030
>>380063
>She bites her own thumb
Fine,
But just this once,
JUST,
THIS,
ONCE!
>>380069
Fine comrade
>>380069
>>380064
I.. I don't understand this place. I thought sexual assault was a rampant problem back home, but this..
threadly reminder that kamina is a pedophile
>>380069
Welcome back!
Mugen
>looks away
>checks back
>captcha error
>fuck me in the ass and give me a reacharound
>>380069
Who might you be, Ma'am?
>>380069
A-are you Alma?
I've heard a lot about you...
>>380078
Oh, trust me, it'll be fun!
>whips her butt playfully
>>379996
Sorry~
>>380065
N-No-!
>dies
>>380069
Welcome back.
>>380091
Hi Jojo
>>380085
>>380000
I will not kill you. I will give you pity just this once. When the time comes and you do perish, I will take your soul.
>>380039
I-I would not w-waste such effort on a useless soul like y-you. I don't even want it.
>>380080
Soviet! Good to see you buddy.
>>380082
Love you too buddy.
>>380085
...I missed something didn't I?
>>380087
Yo Anon, whats u-
>>380089
Thats... nasty.
>>380091
Oh my, you're a new face. The names Alma Elma. And you are?
>>380092
Oh come on Wraith, I've met you before!
>>380098
Garry! How are you doing?
>>380097
Wat. How do you die from water.
>>380094
>She yelps a bit
OH GOD~,
That felt fantasti-
I mean,
J-Just get it over with already...
Just got back from shopping. Hope I didn't miss anything.
>>380102
Just let me see the fucking Scythe you loser.
>>380105
Are you sure that you aren't fake Alma.
>erp with stocking in the thread
>alma finally returns
Sounds like tonight's going to be a really depraved night~
>>380105
Welcome back. How was break?
>>380109
Nothing from what I see.
>>380069
Alma.
>>380109
Hi Garnet.
>>380109
>>380111
>>380113
I demand a divorce
>>380105
Jonathan Joestar!
You may call me Jojo!
>>380109
Kaminas a pedophile now.
>>380108
>guides her home
>>380115
>>380115
>Yeah, I'm going into hiding until it's over
>>380125
SHOW HER THE PROOF!
>>380109
kamina is fucking ruby
>>380115
Its okay, I'll protect us.
>>380113
F-fine...
>hands scythe
>>380115
After this can we just pretend like this never happened
>>380128
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUT IT
>>380129
Uh, What?
Can I go home now?
Do I get the thing?
>>380136
Good comrade
>>380102
You will follow me around until i die? Now that's fuced up.
>>380113
For the love of god kill that bitch!
So it's my birthday. And i already feel depressed. I mean i am happy, somewhat. But how can i be happy if there are millions out there who ''celebrate'' their birthday on the same day hungry, alone and forgotten?
Just fuck my shit up, really.
Oh, If you are reading this Kanzaki, have a good one. Hope you can atleast enjoy yours.
>>379968
Ah, I knew I should've mixed waste in...
>>380115
>>380133
STRAP IN WE ARE GOING PLAID!
>>380066
There's only room for one Marty in this town, bud.
>>380062
Hey anon.
>>380072
Hello again, Soviet.
>>380105
I'm good,just tired.
>>380138
I wonder if ISIS were to execute you
>>380109
Oh, I haven't met you either. Who might you be?
>>380114
I've got the filenames to prove it, don't I?
>>380115
WHATS HAPPENING!? POINT ME TOWARDS IT!
>>380116
Busy as fuck. But I finally decided to stick my face back in here and hang out. Glad I did.
>>380119
Kamina.
>>380122
Jo... Jo? What, another one?
>>380123
Oh thats fine then.
>>380143
Happy Birthday regardless Anon.
I got a freezer full of Popsicle's.
>>380054
Oi, Shirakiin.
>>380069
Welcome back, Alma.
>>380109
Welcome back, Garnet.
>>380139
Yeah sure. I'll throw in special handcuffs too.
>>380154
>the letter you received a month ago begins to glow yellow.
Alright, so the order's a bit fucked, but the first 47 are all in.
I hope.
THIS MATCH IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH
AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER
CHECK IT
SWAP IT
>>380117
Alright.
>>380120
Hey Lenny.
>>380121
Glad we share the same opinion.
>>380125
>>380135
>>380142
That's... not cool. Get out of there Ruby.
>>380143
Happy birthday.
You are one year further from your youth and and year closer to dying.
>tfw you miss your favorite game because of life
JUST
>>380139
>leaves laughing like an asshole
I feel like ___ secretly hate me
>>380143
Happy birthday!
>>380150
Thanks for the Communism. Ura
>>380160
Da, great idea.
>>380160
Well shit It is you
or is it.
>
>>380161
>Steals them all and runs away
>>380143
ayy happy birthday to you then.
>>380143
Happy birthday regardless,extremely empathetic dude.
>>380160
Yes!
Apparently, my descendants have made it to this arena as well.
I already met Jolyne.
Very sweet girl.
>>380160
Alma.
>>380168
SLANDER
>>380105
Oh wait, I remember now- Oh God!
>>380133
>>380148
I thought you two boys would be more comfortable with this...madness.
Tell you what, anyone tries anything on you, il handle them ok?
>>380136
>nymph returns as well, FUCKING KEK this just gets better
>>380139
>you know the answer is no
What does it take to get a decent drink around here? And where the hell is speed O sonic?
>>380138
>She holds the scythe
>She rubs the blade with her thumb
Wow its plastic
>>380141
It's plastic
And I can't hurt her with my blades anyway,
It'll feel like a fucking pool noodle.
>>380146
EAT, ACTUAL, SHIT, HAJIME!
>>380165
Wow,
That was it,
Thanks a bunch lady
>>380172
I swear to god,
That guy is such a douche..
>>380160
Name's Garnet. And you...
>>380164
Glad to see you, Spike.
>>380167
Oh boy, I get to be next to my boy!
>>380174
the people here
>Shouting in the distance and it gets closer
>>380167
DEAN YOU BASTARD
>>380176
Ura. Just don't tell that crazy American guy. He still thinks I'm over at NATO.
>>380179
>>380168
JUST IN TIME CHAMP
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION
FROM
uh
somewhere?
SHE IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDpCzvMmbSA
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT
>>380143
Happy birthday anon. Would you care for some tea? I wish I could say I have a cake prepared for you.. but I do not..
>>380174
My IRL friends.
>>380191
>People still don't know I'm Suu
Could have sworn that was common knowledge
>>380167
Onward to battle.
>>380193
Glad to see you too.
>>380192
WELL HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PEOPLE TO VIEW MY PRESIDENTAL COIN COLLECTION?
Oh, those handcuffs, if a person is close to release, it sends a chemical through their wrist with nanomachines that STOPS the orgasm from happening.
>>380206
This
>>380191
>God fucking damn it
>At least I went out, In character
>>380202
Ja kamerad.
>>380191
I have very few sexual desires, The Wraith. If romance finds me some day, so be it, though I have one goal for now and one goal alone.
This is just.. An unnecessary distraction.
>>380193
Yo.
>>380203
>hervert
>liking girls
>>380154
Boy do I know that one. Having to cram for a bunch of work is not fun.
>>380164
Heya Spikey! Hows it been?
>>380167
This is a fucking awesome district. Lets go!
>>380176
Thanks! Lets have some fun now, eh?
>>380177
Trust me dude. Im not gonna swap and call you a nigger at the last second.
>>380186
Jolyne is great. Joseph is kickass. And I guess you seem cool too. Glad to meet you.
>>380189
Kamina?
>>380191
What? Something wrong dearie~?
>>380193
Alma Elma, Queen Succubus, and Heavenly Knight of the Air. A pleasure to meet you Garnet.
>>380191
Oh I was joking mostly moo
>>380205
Hey props to you on picking up Asgore.
>>380163
What is it?
>>380150
/b/ thread 404d and I need my victory, but I guess Ill wait til next time.
why is elma back
why cant she just be gone forever
at least sophisto is still gone, at least.
>>380158
You can't kill a death incarnate.
>>380192
S-shutup..
lowly angels like you can't understand the true power and destruction of a weapon of the Dullahan.
>>380221
What?
>>380197
OH FUCK THEY'RE BACK
>runs off
>>380216
>>380167
>is shaking
Shit shit shit shit.
>>380143
Happy birthday anon!
>>380221
Ura my friend. Also I forget when did I actually start this...
>>380221
Not bad. How was your trip?
>>380143
Happy Birthday, Anon. Many happy returns.
>>380224
>I had to ask of someone if I could use him. He said yes, he may take him back but who knows.
>>380211
Oh lady,
You know exactly what I like,
Bless your twisted little soul!
>>380228
I know an actual demon,
An actual demon who uses an actual scythe,
This thing, is fucking pathetic..
>>380227
What the hell even happened?
But really where the little boys at?
>>380166
.....
*drops letter on the ground*
>>380221
R-right...
>>380227
>tfw wrong thread tab
>>380221
You as wel-
>Jonathan notices your obvious demonic features
W-what... are you?
>
OKAY, SAITAMA, PREPARE YOURSEL-
He isn't here.
Well, that's fuckin' great.
>>380228
Death incarnate you say...
>>380244
Theres this one kid named seth Rollins with one of the tightest assholes I've ever seen
>>380226
Yeah okay.
>>380215
Glad we understand each other, comrade.
>>380243
J! Good to see you!
>>380231
No worries, spaceman. As district-partners, I'll try to spare your life.
>>380167
>>380204
Just in time for Superslam...
Let's get to work.
>>380218
Hey swimmer.
>>380221
Nice to meet you as well.
>>380245
>a girl's laugh can be heard
It's that time Garry..
>>380228
Alright
>>380244
W-why?
Give me a reason to live.
>>380252
Where is he?
>>380225
Guess who i am.
>>380192
I could've made you.
>>380260
Sup?
>>380248
Yeah, no shit.
>>380264
memes
>>380263
He's more of a pedophile then you are.
>>380228
...Huh. Hello there.
>>380229
You need something?
>>380234
No clue.
>>380235
Busy as hell, but enjoyable nonetheless. I feel accomplished at least.
>>380245
Hell yeah!
>>380247
Oh. Queen Succubus. Monster girl. Heard of em?
>>380260
How long have you been here in the Arena Garnet? I gather I've missed some new faces around here in my absence.
>>380264
I enjoy your company?
RING THE BELL
>>380198
>>380195
If The Wyatt Family taught me one thing Seth, it was to face my fears and kick in the dick. You've got this.
>>380220
Fixed bud.
>>380264
Determination
>>380264
Too become more than what you were before and to find joy.
>>380248
SHIT!
>>380259
Sure you will. Suuuuuure...
>>380264
>ties feet to cement block
>>380270
>dammit, didn't mean to upload a picture.
>>380252
I still have the AK you degenerate, one step too close and you're dead.
>>380269
Not here, comes back never.
>>380240
Contact me a few days from now. The riding crop should be ready.
>>380279
>>380264
Those are overrated.
>>380276
You can't prove I fucked anyone.
>>380277
Do you need something?
>>380279
JUNKO, NO. BAD JUNKO.
>>380264
I ask the same thing everyday.
>>380279
A.... monster!?
>Jonathan's hand goes to his sword, and his body glows.
>>380277
Who are you?
>>380249
You heard correct. I am a Dullahan. A death incarnate.
>>380287
You had one job.
>>380216
Yeah but you can still relax. leave these horny lot to do their thing and chill out. It's better than them beating each other up outside the games.
>>380213
>if i screencaped my own cringe for everyone, you dam well know im not going to forget that, but il pretend anyway.
>>380208
>i never remember whose who.
>>380244
>she Looks at you with intense suspicion
>>380221
er, n-no nothing, nothing at all
(keep calm dont panic, maybe she wont notice it)
>>380264
Other's suffering.
>>380271
Hey Hajime,
You know that Panty thing?
Is there anyway to multiply that?
>>380290
Allriiight~,
Sounds fantastic
>>380261
...No its not..
*Looks around*
>>380277
So it's time to relax?
>>380270
Hunter?
>>380277
I know I Started last December
>>380264
pizza
vidya
your favourite anime
a fear of the unknown
Major Ocelot
>A boy appears oh a rolling bookshelf
Waaaah!!! Watch oooouuuut!!!
>Crashes into a wall
>>380289
But we are going to have fun!
>>380240
S-so!? Y-you still can't understand what it's like t-to hold a r-real live Death Scythe in y-your hands..you're an angel..
>>380303
...
No, thankfully. It's one per person.
>>380297
>steps in front of you
Don't worry, she isn't hostile.
>>380279
>died in the blood-bath
It hee-hurts.
>>380264
So that you can admire me winning games and being the best all around.
>>380279
I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE WE ARE BOTH SHOUTING EXCESSIVELY! I LIKE YOU ALREADY!
>>380292
I dunno. I mean I just got back. Have you been keeping well? Hows Ruby?
>>380299
I could ask you the same question. But I'll relent. I am Alma Elma, Queen Succubus, Heavenly Knight of the Air. Im a monster too.
>>380301
You appear to be in distress dear. Something wrong~?
>>380305
No, its time for violence!
>>380307
You mean you started coming to the Arena around that time?
>>380299
And what makes you death incarnate? Anything special?
>>380301
It's.. Discomforting. Don't they have a better place to do those things?
>>380300
I will learn from this failure.
>>380304
W-Wrong!
>>380306
Y-Yes, i'm hunter the cat, nya.
>>380311
>PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEMASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>380309
But what if i don't have a favorite anime?
>>380272
Nothing much.
>>380277
I'm pretty new. Came to the arena two weeks ago
>>380279
Running helped a lot last time.
>>380315
Much Communism.
>>380283
What? My mood's been spoiled, so it better be good.
>>380314
It feels like metal,
and its sharp as shit,
This is cheap,
and plastic.
>>380315
This makes me wish I knew where Panty was all the time.
>>380323
Ruby's been good.
>>380329
One job.
>>380329
You look nothing like a cat.
>>380293
Get back here so I can break your neck you little twerp.
>>380310
>
Hm.
Sometimes, a lot of you bring smiles to my face. It's nice.
>>380337
You are not going to kill me?
>>380332
Then get one, bitch.
>Gets up
Wh-where am it!?
>>380331
>Exactly
>>380305
>pic related
>a painting appears seamlessly out of nowhere
>You recognize the painting to be a picture of yourself.
>>380313
Find someone else, I'm not qualified for this kind of tasks.
Although this guy is >>380302 I'm sure he'll do a better job than I ever could.
So back off of me now.
>>380336
I can't even get rid of them...
>>380338
Y-You monster...!
AMBUSHES
ON THE WWE CHAMPION
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>>380353
I'D START RUNNING IF I WERE YOU.
>>380332
*favourite show
>>380335
Oh fresh meat then. Good to have you Garnet. Im sure you'll find it a lovely place to visit. Especially if you love fucking and violence like me~!
>>380341
Glad to hear it. She's a sweet girl isn't she?
>>380353
>>380335
I see.
>>380292
But I can.
>>380353
The arena.
Are you new?
