LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HG
IS
ROLLINS
AND TONIGHT I BRING YOU THE TENTH EDITION OF RIGGINSMANIA !
THE USUAL, 48 OF YOU JABRONIS IN MY RING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW TO COMPETE FOR THE GRANDEST PRIZE IN THIS INDUSTRY: THE HG WORLD TITLE.
A NAME, AN IMAGE AND YOU'LL BE ALL SET TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS SHITFEST.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
Jeff Hardy
Adachi
FYXE
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3796362
Zarbon
Adrian Rollini
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
The Champion
Where's the new belt Seth?
>>3796362
Rika
Haru Ichinose
King of Sexy Style Nakamura
Kuroneko
A FUCKING TOAD
Makina Irisu
EL LUCHADOR
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3796362
Mil Muertes
Hanako Ikezawa
>>3796362
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Emad Akel
LeGod James
Brock Lesnar
>>3796362
Rohan Kishibe
>>3796295
All I hear are excuses to not be working towards your goal. The one you've accepted help from, the one that runs off and cries herself to sleep every night because she feels she has no friends, you really think someone like that can help you?
You're making no progress.
Junko Enoshima
>>3796362
King Kaito
Satou the Absolute Madman.
Furseiseki
Edge
The Dinkster
Wan wan
Jeb Bush
>>3796362
Soldier 76
>>3796362
THE TRASH MAN
Najimi Ajimu
Julion Alvarez
Lord Beerus
Yukkuri Reimu
THE MAN HIMSELF
>>3796362
Right Arm of the Forbidden one
Hikage
>>3796362
Mononobe no Futo
Endo
>>3796362
Francesca
Big Smoke
Eggman-kun
The Crimson Demon
Iida Tenya
Free reaction image I found
>>3796362
Pigeon
Akiba Red
>>3796362
>>3796466
Not an entry
>>3796362
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3796365 (anon1)
I assure you I'm totally fine. Besides who are you? I don't recall having any owners...
>>3796383 (anon2)
Well... I already know... fortunately the side effects involved developping a spine as solid as steel... See? These puppies don't bother me at al...
>crack sounds
V Lila F
>>3796362
Revolver Ocelot
>>3796362
Roman Reigns
Guys. Im afraid i have terrible news.
>>3796513
>
>>3796523
fuck off cancer
>>3796409
I AM working towards my goal, and she simply refused to take no for an answer. I might not expect to finish in even a decade's time, but it WILL be finished.
...And what do you mean, she cries? She's stronger than that.
Monsoon
Being late because of Dicewars.
Hi
>>3796534
Hey you guessed the news.
>>3796481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB_xOLcYTlw
>>3796540
I gotcha buddy, don't worry.
The Rock
>>3796543
Jesus fucking Christmas kill yourself cancer
>>3796548
Hey Dean Ambrose, guess what?
>>3796481
How the hell did I go back to 2002!?
>>3796434
His pants make him look like the White power ranger
>>3796543
Hi? You have the rare honor of being afforded my acquaintance. and you say hi?
>>3796535
Don't act like you care about that mutant.. Thing. She's just a tool for you, that much is obvious. We'll see if your project is ever finished, but let me just tell you that I, Rohan Kishibe, am hardly ever wrong. Accept that if things continue as they are, you'll never accomplish a thing.
Not that I care.
>>3796550
Would it be socially acceptable for me to sniff your bottom if I claimed I was a dog?
>>3796534
Thats right
You all have cancer. Now dont worry,im a Doctor and i can prescribe you a nice dose of The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Remastered for only $59.99 (including taxes)
In no time your cancer will be gone!
watching the role playing makes me cringe but also oddly aroused...
>>3796578
dick butt?
>
>>3796600
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>3796594
What the....
And why? Is fucking furry girls considered beastiality in your country?
>>3796591
Jesus Christ that was pretentious
>>3796611
Even bet -
>With his nuts in pain, he still manages to grab a table from eneath the ring to do pick related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts5yTwMZ684
Alright lads, I have an announcement that might interest you.
I didn't want to make it public but fuck it, no I'm not coming out of the closet I'm simply warning you that to spark up the interest in my games I'm gonna start making some themed games here and there.
You know, random shit like back in the days.
That it'd be just a theme or a different prize than the world title, you never know what to expect.
These themes can be some times announced, or not. So keep an eye on the threads.
Without further do, check me that roster and do your swaps, you got 5 minutes for it.
>>3796591
EXPLOSION
>>3796599
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER TODD
>>3796650
Swap please.
>>3796414
>>3796540
>>3796629
No, I just want to sniff your bottom.
>>3796650
>>3796435
>>3796540
Swamp me for memeson
>>3796533
Eyy..get out of here with that.
>>3796548
Nice one Dean.
>>3796592
Don't pretend to know about my thoughts. And I think you've got an over-inflated ego even by my standards. Every day, I inch just a bit closer to accomplishing my dreams. Not that you care.
>>3796650
Let's just go.
>>3796650
Before you host, could you at the very least make yourself presentable?
>>3796654
Oh,its you again.
>hacks your wallet.
Thanks for pre ordering!
>>3796630
Pretentious implies that I cannot reinforce my words. Nay, I possess the mightiest power as an explosive wizard and can control with ease! I have every right to boast my immense power, and wield it as a weapon both physically and metaphorically!
>>3796652
Shut up!
>>3796438
>>3796493
If thou wouldst kindly.
>That last person specified that they weren't an action.
>>3796650
It's lookin' just fine! This time I'll be provin' them all wrong 'n get somewhere further than last time!
>>3796702
>>3796650
>Whoops
>>3796661
I can't believe you're asking that. Even coming from an anon lewdposter.
I mean... Why would I let a complete stranger sniff my butt?
>>3796681
Once you read my manga, you'll understand that my confidence in myself is completely justified. I truly am the greatest mangaka to ever touch pen to paper, that much cannot be argued, it is fact.
Do you have enough days left to reach your goal with mere inches? Then again, since you're a monster, you can likely live forever, watching the ones you love die around you. Oh, but I forget, you don't like anyone. Fitting.
>>3796650
>>3796440
>>3796513
Hello, host, Sir, person, could you let this guy get in instead? I don't think I'm sure of what I'm getting myself into.
>>3796650
Nah, that's fine. Didn't want to play anyways. Might just go spy on Yung Hee in the shower again.
>>3796675
Better luck next time Brother, I'd swap you in but Seth and I have a score to settle...Again.
>>3796650
SHIE-
>>3796645
F-fuck.
>>3796728
>>3796722
I-I mean... uh, woof woof!
>>3796650
>I'm simply warning you that to spark up the interest in my games
I WARNED YOU
>>3796723
>She rolls her eyes
Sure you are...and just because I can't age any longer, doesn't mean I'm necessarily any less human. And I've done the numbers, I'm aiming to finish in my 30s at this rate.
...Plus, believe it or not, there's still at least one person I'd dare say I actually "love" that I know is still around.
>>3796745
Can I help you?
>>3796650
Thanks for hosting.
>>3796692
what power could you possibly wield? you're a little girl...
>>3796789
You are just bringing more sheep to Brock Lesnar's slaughterhouse. A very ugly, unwanted and drugged sheep that is.
>>3796728
Thanks baby gurl.
>>3796735
It's no doubt we're both in this one Deano.
>>3796745
Calm yourself. or I'll take you out first. Belee dat, you won't take me out so easily.
>>3796772
Yes, I know all about your "daughter," too, if you can call it that.
I'm not sure if a computer program counts as a person.
>>3796690
>hacks your wallet
>returns my real money
Stop being an imposter.
>>3796746
Geee... This will not do at all anon. I mean look at you, acting like some common mutt just to stiff a lady's butt.
>pets your head
Did you have a rough day? I think you need some affection, you wouldn't act like that otherwise...
>>3796808
I am a bit preoccupied. But don't worry boy. Your share of the pain will be coming for you.
>>3796801
I am an arch-wizard proficient, nay, a master of explosive magic! I possess the power to destroy anything I desire to see crumble!
Skyrim is shit
hey guys, Jeb! here just wanted to let you know that I have plenty of guacabowles and other left over campaign merchandise that needs to be sold....
>>3796815
Would an imposter have gains like these brah?
>>3796811
I count her like that. Even if she was still purely digital, she still has a mind of her own, and emotions. And now that she has a body...I don't see why not.
>>3796808
Sure thing, good luck!
>>3796804
Eh? Slaughterhouse? I thought this was a tournament.
>>3796846
prove it...
>>3796857
Objectively you are correct
>>3796857
Excuse you?
I think I got everything in.
SO LET'S START THIS SHIT
ROLLINI DOESN'T WASTE TIME FALLING FROM THE SKY THIS TIME, HE GOES STRAIGHT AT IT
ADACHI GETS A WARMING WELCOME
This -dere thing seems wrong to me but I'll trust my weeb crowd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbCM1pREIDM
TOGETHER
You better scare for yourself Lesnar, this right here is my first IC champ and she has the biggest kill count of every of my champions.
Where's the roster?
>>3796866
Emotions? No matter how authentic the programming, a creation of man can never experience emotion the same way we can. It's all just a simulation.
Don't let yourself be fooled just because you're attached to it.
>>3796861
Yes, because you are a imposter.
>>3796857
WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY?
>>3796869
Not when I am involved.
>>3796872
If I killed everyone, there would be nobody around but me to witness my achievement, lowlife.
>>3796877
>>3796655
Thanks, Kaito.
>>3796808
Yeaaah we are.
If you see Seth out there, don't spear him. I wanna take him out myself.
Good luck brother.
>>3796877
NO INTERRUPTIONS THIS TIME.
SIERRA
HOTEL
INDIA
ECHO
LIMA
DELTA
Shield.
>>3796831
Of course not! This is common practice for dogs! They sniff each other's butts to get to know them, and I feel like I need to get to know you!
>>3796877
DID SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?
>>3796902
you're very rude and condescending witchgirl...
>>3796857
It's literally just a base for mods, hell, most Bethesda games are, its fucking lazy and shameful.
>>3796905
the right arm of the forbidden thing swapped you in, so both you and Kaito are in
>>3796869
Isn't that image the cover of a doujin?
If so you have goof taste.
>>3796877
Thanks for th' good luck. I don't think it'll do much but I appreciate it 'n all. Y'know... next time could ya give me some ammo for my toy, it'd be helpin' a ton!
>>3796877
i always knew iiya-kun was a tsun
>>3796857
I beg to differ, my anonymous friend. Have you ever played the DLC? Its a masterpiece on its own! I can't wait for Mr. Howard to release the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim remastered version!
Why don't you join your fellows gamers and preorder it too?
>>3796857
waoh,,,,,no way
>>3796894
hey Brock how do you think you would have done had you wrestled freestyle at the 2000 Olympics?
>>3796877
Do NOT touch me ever again, if you value your life.
>>3796877
>smashes into them with trusty bass sax
OUTTA THE WAY!
>>3796877
Ah...if Haru must sacrifice herself so you can be happy, then so be...it...
>>3796892
Destroy me and another will come. We will not rest until the entire world has a skyrim in their living room
Beep boop.
>>3796908
Good luck Dean.
>>3796917
I am only condescending to the people who are lower than me, which is everyone. It is justified.
I didn't purchase Fallout 4
>>3796910
I feel like I should be offended... butt I'm in a good mood today, you're lucky.
Well, If you want to know me, why don't you just say "Hi Fyxe!" ?
I do not sniff butts, and I do not bite either.
>>3796877
I'm scared for you Swagsuke.
Damn Adrian you're a real asshat are you ?
EDGE WE NEED TO BE TAG TEAM PART- uuuhhh what was that..
You really suck Lesnar.
My best champion gets all the love letters.
>>3796944
I don't care what happened in the past. I only look ahead. And ahead of me i see a belt that belongs around my waist. And a lot of damned obstacles I need to suplex my way through. And that's exactly what i'll be doing.
>>3796877
D-don't misunderstand! I don't want to k-kill anyone, I'm... Just tired..
>>3796932
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER TODD NO.2
>>3796949
I share the same goal, but there can only be one Todd Howard, and that's me.
>>3796967
WHY THE FUCK NOT
>>3796961
how can I be lower than you though? you are 2D while I also exist in the superior third dimension
>>3796973
He IS so... smexy!
>>3796973
I DON'T WRITE H-RATED CONTENT.
>>3796973
If you'd actually host a tournament that wasn't a giant setup, I'd make you eat those words, alongside your blonde hairlock.
>>3796435
oi, what does the picture make?
>>3796891
You clearly don't realize how much technology is capable of. And even if she did have such limitations, she clearly has surpassed them, considering what she is now.
>>3796877
>>3796946
>Terrified screaming
>>3796973
S... since when... am I popular?
>>3796973
You got a dining room for that miss.
>throws you out
>>3796992
You DO NOT want to know anon.
It is forbidden for a reason.
>>3796973
I could have shared them with him if he asked
>>3796973
You humans are so predictable. Like rats.
>>3796877
Hehe.. High and mighty here is overrated.
>>3796905
Don't thank me, even though my swap was first, this is kinda weird..
>>3796924
Thanks I suppose.
>>3796973
Sorry Ms. Makina, just a little hazing..
>>3796974
just saying, it would have been nice if you got us a gold medal
>>3796979
DONT YOU UNDERSTAND. I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME!
WE
ARE
TODD
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH
>>3796973
What the hell is wrong with you Rollini ? Haru just wanted to play.. and chops off some people's heads with a chainsaw, that's all.
>>3796924
Sweet. Props to Seth for swapping filler.
>>3796953
Thanks little buddy.
>>3796973
Dude, do you know how bad smoking kills you? Cut that shit out.
>>3796993
COME HERE MISS, I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YA!
>charges with bass sax
>>3796967
How dare you. Fallout 4 is an astonishing game. You can do LITERALLY anything. Its like you hate freedom, you communist.
>>3796979
Me? Todd Howard? Oh I wish I was! I wish I could tower over my enemies like Mr. Todd. He's like 8 feet tall!
>>3796993
Technology is capable of creating simulations. There's no such thing as a machine or an AI with emotion. It's impossible.
It can be realistic, but down to its core, it's simply programming.
>>3797015
I have bigger fish to fry now. The true test of strength and power is out there
>Points to Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns
And if I have to suplex all three of them up the Rocky Mountains I'll do that tentimes over. If that what it takes to prove that I am the strongest.
This madness.
Time for me to set up a base I guess.
>Starts building the foundations and sets up some turrets.
>>3797004
but I do. show it.
kero kero~
>>3797036
This man has very good taste
>>3797044
wew how about dubs confirms?
>>3797032
>Continues fleeing
>>3797038
It's capable of much more...and she's no mere program any longer. She's a flesh-and-blood person, damn it!
>>3797040
...I wish it was that easy for me to make my hideout.
>>3797040
>must construct additional pylons
>>3797020
WE
ARE
TODD
>>3797036
COME ON FAKE TODD, JOIN US IN OUR TODD UNION.
>>3797044
Can you solve the puzzle by yourself then?
>>3797065
She's a simulation of a flesh and blood human.
>>3796973
>Is crumbled up in a lil' locker 'n suffers through th' entire night while sobbin'.
Jeez... at least put me in a larger one or somethin'. This is just undoable!
>>3796973
The Dinkster saves the life of three tributes.
My event > yours
Swagsuke, don't let yourself be dragged by the furry empire, Junko did you a favor here.
How the fuck did you do that Reigns ? Maybe that way you won't suck anymore.
LUCHADOR LOST IT
Memesoon too I think
>>3796991
Jokes on you I don't dye my hair anymore !
>>3797073
I don't have photoshop.
>>3796438
I HATH THOU BOAT
>>3796979
>>3797020
>>3797071
>>3797058
What are you talking about today?
>>3797090
come on anon, MsPaint would be sufficient
>>3797080
Makina could use a second bag
>>3797065
>sticks hands into pocket
>starts throwing bass saxes at your feet
STOP RUNNING AND START DANCING
>>3797080
>>3797080
Uh.
I don't fucking know any of you people.
>>3797080
Such...such mesmerizing beauty...it almost parallels my own!
>>3797080
Jeez... I ain' that ugly. How 'bout I return that lil' paper bag straight back to you? This ain' really how I wanna be treated y'know?
>>3797080
Then I'll make you eat your own statisfied smug. If there's any of it left once we tear eachother to pieces.
>>3797077
You don't know how she even came to be. She got here through the same sort of anomalous circumstances that so many others did.
>>3797080
...No.
>>3797111
>Fails to stop for anything
>>3797107
ABOUT OUR BEST GAMES
>>3796983
2D? 3D? These words are foreign to me. If I do not know them, then they are likely irrelevant to anything and thus not worth anything, such as yourself, otherwise The Crimson Demon would be informed of their meanings.
>>3797080
First I wear a "Best in the World" t-shirt. Then I pour ashes all over a fucking toad.
Do I smell traces of CM Punk around here? Or is that just me? Dude, I could totally ava him if nobody else will.
>>3797066
Not enough tower bases.
Dammit. Im going to have to wait for the next wave. But what would consitute as a wave here-
>recieves new towerbases as the next slide is posted.
huh. that works, but why?
>>3797065
Its my job to build defenses quickly, so thanks for letting me know I'm doing it well.
>>3797090
I draw my last pathetic card so you can end it anon.
>>3797080
Right back... to b-being unpopular.
>>3797128
That changes nothing.
Your "daughter" is not real. She never will be.
That is a fact.
>>3797058
Why thank you, fellow gamer. I only buy QUALITY games and season passes. Which is why I only buy Bethesda games.
>>3797071
Todd Union? Golly gee. I'm not sure. I don't think I'll fit in. I'm just a regular video game consumer! I'm definitely NOT Todd Howard
>>3797080
YES EVERYONE FINALLY WANTS MY AUTOGRAPH
a guacabowle with that perhaps?
>>3797080
He may be human, but it's good to take your precautions Zarbon.
MAKINA YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT
and you have shit tastes in wrestlers
Don't trust anybody Fyxe, even if it's your friends.
>>3797134
What's next ? You're gonna kill someone with a GTS ?
And that'd be pretty fucking rad.
>>3797128
>tackles you
HA, GOTCHA!
>whispers
Play along, I ain't gonna' hurt ya.
>>3797161
It's because I didn't let you swap out?
F-Fuck...
>>3797142
I still bet a tank would be better.
>>3797152
You don't know that for certain. And she clearly is "real", even if her origins were artificial.
>>3797161
...I'm not playing this game.
>>3797161
I'm too skilled of a mangaka to be fired. There would be an uproar in my fanbase. Don't make me laugh.
>>3797134
Back off loser.
>>3797133
here, look
>>3797104
THOU MOST CERTAINLY DOST NOT!
>>3797161
I didn't hear anything.
I didn't see anything.
I sure as fuck don't know anything.
I'm going to continue my day thinking about puppies and Ryuko.
Yeah.
>>3797154
>pulls your disguise off
JOIN US
WE
ARE
TODD
>>3797178
I do know for certain, you're just denying truth.
How can something man-made be a real, functioning being that feels emotion? It's impossible. We that feel emotions are the only beings that do. That's what makes us, as humans, unique. A stupid robot could never match that.
>>3797161
S-such degrading games... Can't w-we... just play chess?
>>3797182
I think you're a nerd
>>3797161
The deads.
>>3797182
Don't you have a fight to train for Phil ?
Or you know deep down inside it's never gonna happen ?
>>3797161
W-wanna come play on my swing guys?
>brutally beats his bulbous boner
>>3797182
You've been sleeping for quite some time, Punk. But hey, you're alive, so I won't steal your name.
>>3797161
I'm a singer, not a doctor.
>>3797161
I don't even know what went on right there... I-I don't think I should be doin' somethin' like that ever again. Especially not with a dumdum like that on my thoughts.
>>3797161
Why are you all wearing such perverted clothing? I will be confiscating these....things.
>>3797204
Shanghai is NOT stupid, and she's much more than any mere robot!
I want 2D pussy
>perversely prods his protruding penis
>>3797161
Could have been worse
>>3797211
I'll never criticize this guy's art ever again.
Come on Edge you should have known better.
What do you want to that poor toad Mokou ?
>>3797231
>>3797235
Lady, I don't know anything about you, but the fuckhouse is 3 doors down to the left if you need it.
>>3797247
I want 3D pussy
>>3797208
But at least I don't like a clown like you.
>>3797211
Training against such a small person? Please, that would be spineless, and that's your speciality since the shield.
>carefully caresses his callused cock
>>3797246
A string of code in a bag of meat is all it is.
At least accept that simple fact and stop calling it a human.
>>3797266
Seems your "ghost" is useless against a clearly superior opponent.
>>3797241
>>3797161
Perverted!? It sure as hell ISN'T! And you can't just take it, it's one of the only two outfits I have!
>>3797267
>Shit, sorry, knew I forgot something
>>3797163
>She simply continues screaming, blindly struggling and unheeding of him
>>3797280
She's still more than that. Not that you care enough to understand.
>>3797266
You could probably find one in or near a pond..
>>3797266
This should be more than enough fun for ya! Just enjoy th' ride, I promise ya that it won't hurt!
>>3797271
>She starts kickin' his shin.
Hey! That ain' where I'm goin'. You can go there 'n find that Matoi girl or somethin' but I ain' ever goin' to end up there!
>>3797266
I d-don't know a-anything! P-please d... don't hurt m-me!
>>3797241
i'm telling Aizawa.
>>3797266
I have not only made my way to the wrong destination, but also found something my eyes weren't prepared to witness!
>>3797292
Uhh miss, you okay?
>shakes you violently
>>3797266
Kaito even buries Eggman-Kun holy shit.
HANAKO IS AT IT AGAIN, COULD WE WITNESS THE BIRTH OF A NEW SHIELD ?
Holy fuck Edge are you masochist or something ?
I need to lock that pyro area.
Rohan can't handle his murder, but it's not the time to quit this world yet.
WHO IS DIRECTING THIS MOVIE
>>3797274
Keep talking Punk, you're lucky I'm hosting right now or I would be destroying you on the mic.
>>3797292
Of course I don't.
You're clearly a sociopath. Keep having others do your work for you and pretending that your creations are human, while I go be successful.
>>3797276
>>3797315
Shut up.
>>3797292
Normal underwear is perfectly fine, there is literally no advantage to wearing lingerie, and literally no reason for you to wear it. It is just...weird...
>>3797343
Man. I love burritos!
